A Dad Mistakenly Drank A Lava Lamp At Bedtime. This Is What Happened To His Kidneys.

[@chubbyemu]

👨‍⚕️👩‍⚕️🚑 🚨 Happy Medical Monday! 👨‍⚕️👩‍⚕️🚑 🚨

[@howtomedicate]

You to!👍

[@PockyChoco23]

thanks

[@Bill-zp2mt]

That wife wanted her husband dead, anyone know that you need to tell the doctor everything during an emergency. You don't need to be intelligent to do that.

[@andleebkazmi8611]

Love u chubby emu

[@AtepaHathorMakalani]

happy indeed

[@wizardwaker1803]

He has hyperlavalampemia. Hyper meaning high, lavalamp meaning lava lamp, and emia meaning presence in blood, high lava lamp presence in blood

[@samanthamelendez8851]

Hyperlabiemia

[@robertgarvey4069]

"Lavalamp means lava lamp" lmao ded

[@liaades9452]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@qwertydog9795]

Well you're not wrong

[@allanplanty6628]

Lol

[@michaelharder9737]

"My husband is on alcohol withdrawal" *Doesn't mention that he drank a lava lamp*

[@AndyOO6]

sounds like she put that in his liquor bottles to kill him.

[@wypmangames]

St00pid

[@BonsaiBuckeye]

Did he drink it mistakenly or as a cure for his alcohol withdrawal? What a shitty video title!?

[@ivan_money_bags5295]

Michael Harder my husband accidentally put his penis in the disposal

[@KitsuNoir]

@@BonsaiBuckeye It was a mistake regardless, even if he did it on purpose. The video title is accurate.

[@christopherdessources]

I clicked this because I wanted to know how tf you accidentally drink a lava lamp

[@KateCarew]

Christopher Dessources delirium tremens is no joke, cold turkey and booze can kill ya. EDIT not sure people know but if you have a lava lamp you do, they have beer bottle caps...for no good reason

[@Rivwe]

We live in a world that’s dumb enough to the point of having to remind people not to drink from lava lamps

[@OldTrumanBar]

For some reason I came for the same thing

[@XShaneX19]

My sister had one of those when I was little. I really was interested what it would taste like especially since they are look like normal drinking bottles under the stand and cover. But I never opened it fearing she would beat me up over this

[@WolfLykaios]

@@XShaneX19 Ah, when the fear of being punished is stronger than logic.

[@user-ow6tx6dt5g]

This could have been me, when I was an active alcoholic. I never drank a lava lamp, but I've had seizures and DTs, and when you're experiencing withdrawals that bad, anything alcoholic or similar to alcohol will look like a saving grace, because your brain is screaming for liquor. Alcohol withdrawal is no joke, it's serious as hell, painful as hell, and deadly.

[@TheLokiBiz]

As a recovering opiate addict who was on the methadone program, I've often wondered why there isnt a similar program for alcoholics, where they give people just enough booze to stop the withdrawals without getting them drunk, then slowly ween them down... There really should be, since alcohol withdrawal can be so deadly...

[@nonameface2811]

Recovering alcoholic myself and that shit is allllll true dude. U will feel so desperate for anything to relieve the dts. Stay strong dude. Its hard i know

[@nonameface2811]

@@TheLokiBiz they do have a pill that's not yet legal in the US but in the UK for alcoholics who want to quit. It's basically reverse Pavlov's dogs. We learn to associate drinking with euphoria and lack of negative emotions. The pill is what u take before u plan on drinking. Once u start drinking, u get violently ill and vomit to the point where u basically cant do anything but lay in bed. So basically its unteaching alcoholics to associate alcohol with pleasure and instead associate it with being sick. I so wish they had this available in the US. Rehab programs are not as successful as they're made out to be. Abstinence rarely is successful because if u tell me that i cant have something that seemed to be working for me ever again, well whats to stop me from going there again when i get discharged? People cant watch me all the time thus we have relapse. If u can retrain your brain to see alcohol as something that is negative youll have way better results. Plus people make a lot of money off addicts. The entire programs are designed for u to relapse because when u relapse, u pay for treatment again... And again etc

[@TheLokiBiz]

@@nonameface2811 What you say is true. And don't even get me started on the 12 Step Program lol

[@user-ow6tx6dt5g]

​@@TheLokiBiz In some countries in some hospitals they will treat your withdrawals by injecting you with a little alcohol over a period of time just so that you don't get DTs. Otherwise in a hospital or rehab, you usually get benzodiazapines if you have serious withdrawals - but in a lot of hospitals/rehabs, they don't give a single shit lol. There's a medication called antabuse that makes you puke for a long time if you drink alcohol, but it's not good for the liver so it's not prescribed to people who already damaged their liver a lot by alcohol (maybe it is somewhere but not here). There's also naltrexone and campral, which take away the 'euphoria' feeling you get when drinking as well as taking away the cravings

[@vivegaasivanes3263]

Man : Dying Doctors : Freaking out Wife : Oh wait, he drank a lava lamp last night. Is that bad ?

[@Kevedsa4esan]

His wife just sits in the background with no expression on her face Might have something to do with him attacking the family

[@o0ooo0]

Yea if he was an bad alcoholic she maybe just wanted to end it. Livjng with a serious alcoholic is hell

[@colinhazel5140]

Doctor: ....Bruh. 😒

[@EwePeople]

She probably handed it to him

[@Stinkee1129]

@@o0ooo0 Well, freaking out could have affected her memory. Yknow, like how people can't remember stuff during tests.

[@clootuscleetus4219]

His Wife: I bet he's thinking about other women Him: This apple juice tastes weird

[@noir66146]

he drank it before bed and then is on the floor and the wife just sleep all night and find him in the morning ? sounds like willy lowman would only be more convincing if this took place in florida LOLLOLOLOLOLLOL

[@tomxia6228]

Take care of yourself, and don't drink lava lamps

[@SharathChandramouli]

@@tomxia6228 :D

[@spacebar4963]

Yeah it kind does

[@Remspamton]

Lol

[@ub3rfr3nzy94]

"AW saw a lava lamp, there must be some nice drink inside, he thought" my favourite line of all time.

[@Rose-ef2cm]

I mean, to be fair, anyone who has seen a lava lamp has had ye same thought at Least once.

[@Dee-nonamnamrson8718]

Would have been ten times better if he said "must be some nice drank".

[@austinsears1637]

@duckhatfedora Ever seen or heard of the Nuero drinks? They are shaped just like a lava lamp but the lower half outside diameter is a little smaller tho but yeah I love the nuero drinks especially the nuerosleep, it's the orange bottle. Some people say they look like rockets!

[@lindseydejesus1877]

as soon as i saw the title i clicked because i just really needed to know how a grown man drank an entire lava lamp on ACCIDENT

[@Marshmallow_Trees]

I mean...how do you know until you try it😅🙄

[@AishaYMusa]

This really highlights the need to be completely honest with your doctors, no matter how embarrassing it might be. If anyone needs to know everything, it's the people trying to save you or solve your health problems.

[@tomifost]

I was thinking how pissed those doctors must have been that she stayed silent for so long. If my mechanic spent the day trying to diagnose why my car wouldnt start, and later told him that I had poured a lava lamp into the engine, he probably wouldnt want to talk to me anymore.

[@poodypooroo]

Something to add to this is no medical emergency is embarrassing when getting clean. He was not rational when he did what he did, his brain was on fire and believed (probably correctly) that it needed alcohol to survive.

[@BunnyQueen97]

@@tomifost I’m sure medical professionals are used to it, and are probably even trained on it.

[@onewayturtles]

If my husband was unresponsive in the hospital, I'd probably tell the staff everything he did in the last five years, if they let me.

[@henryptung]

But in this case, those doctors aren't _her_ doctors, they're _his_ - if you read between the lines about how he was violent before his withdrawal, you can probably figure out what she was doing.

[@amcat8015]

Man: *Literally about to die, screaming in pain* Wife: Oh, yea! He drank a lava lamp. Doctors:

[@lilithsparks5807]

I know right!

[@FR0ZENxTUNA]

she probably didn't think it was that crucial

[@arhamimran4999]

@@FR0ZENxTUNA she didnt want to be chewed up by the doctors. I think being chewed by the doctors was more important than her husband's life.

[@ssuiter2]

Maybe, deep down, she wanted him to die. He was a violent drunk after all. But in the end her conscious got the best of her.

[@arhamimran4999]

@@ssuiter2 yeah probably

[@archentity]

Dude's production values have skyrocketed. When was the last time you saw this many actors in his dramatizations?

[@Kat-of2uh]

arch entity he doesn’t even need it. I could listen to his narrations with watch his medical animations all day.

[@pleasedont140]

im pretty sure most of that is stock footage

[@TheFXCELESSOne]

@@pleasedont140 too specific to be stock footage.

[@archentity]

@@pleasedont140 He credits them with corresponding pictures at the end, so I doubt it's stock.

[@JoeRyMi]

That’s what 1.1M subs does for you. If he ticks up output slightly with continued improved content, he could hit 2-3 million.

[@devin4629]

Jesus, This guy has the whole periodic table in his blood stream

[@liladash6760]

lmao 😂 made my night

[@flum6881]

He memorized the medical dictionary too no joke

[@tristan6509]

I don't know that a lava lamp has a whole periodic table...

[@nullnull5976]

tristan 123455 wooosh

[@nebuchadnezzar47]

didnt u listen he has hypocalcemia, so no calcium or not much in his blood

[@1TakoyakiStore]

An acquaintance of mine knew someone who had gotten lost in the desert temporarily. Fortunately they stumbled across a shed by an inhabited house. Desperate for water the man went into the shed and drank the first bottle he came across. What he had drunk was a poison used in getting rid of parasitic worms in donkeys. He suffered multiple health issues throughout the rest of his life from what I remember. Apparently it was a chemical doctors had never experienced with a poisoning case before so they were figuring out exactly how to treat it.

[@bobbyneal8913]

TM - I was waiting for the punch line where he grew ears and a tail, lol.

[@C-Here]

​@@bobbyneal8913 😂🤣😂

[@mikejones6791]

I initially thought you were gonna say the guy found a lava lamp in a deserted house, while lost in the desert🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@halbouma6720]

Another darwin winner, lets just drink from something in the shed, they only keep edible stuff in there right?

[@egg_bun_]

God that's horrifying

[@ShukusatsuDirk]

"Immediately after one-shotting the lava lamp (...)" See, that's one of those sentences, that probably are usually only spoken once on the entire globe.

[@rootabeta9015]

Twice* I said it out loud to spite you

[@ShukusatsuDirk]

@@rootabeta9015 Jokes on you, I said it immediately after I heard it in the video. So you're only the third person to ever say it.

[@toastietime606]

@@ShukusatsuDirk ahhahaah

[@mahbubmaleksyed5301]

One shot kill

[@montyparata376]

Ever been to r/brandnewsentence There's an entire community built around this premise.

[@mattthegamerhongkong6948]

What I learned 1. Never drink a lava lamp 2. Never quit drinking cold turkey 3. emia: presence in blood

[@cameronsams9183]

Don’t marry sheila or a Karen Sheila wants you dead Karen will take your kids away

[@nonarie1879]

#3 is so true

[@mork6668]

And you learned nothing about women?

[@cameronsams9183]

Mork 666 women want money looks status skill

[@BiggieTrismegistus]

You people are seriously turning a woman failing to mention a complete medical history into an excuse to bash all women? You are fucking pathetic.

[@thebradler51]

His wife: I don’t know what’s wrong with him *a day after he’s brought to the hospital* His wife: by the way he drank a lava lamp

[@maja__5047]

😂😂

[@mmoarchives2542]

this is why some ppl should be allowed to die, so they can explain to god why they died with god crying from laughter

[@5.426q]

MMO Archives YOU ARE GOING TO JAILL😂

[@staceywhite8853]

I almost drank my blue lava lamp

[@iambored678]

She probably wanted him to die, or watch him suffer. He was an alcoholic, so she probably had pent up rage against him.

[@flyingfireballmaster1816]

This channel convinced me to Google my medication's interactions with caffeine before drinking an energy drink. Turns out it could have given me a heart attack. Thanks for scaring me into caution.

[@kurtpatrickburnaiz7390]

Him: drinks a whole a** lava lamp His kidneys: *windows shutdown sound*

[@johnnyguit-fiddle2088]

This has me dying

[@fatoumfatoumeh]

😭🤣

[@rockopaws1610]

I could hear that

[@brianfosterkinsale4403]

This comment needs more likes lmao

[@thecommunistpirate5841]

*aight bro imma head out*

[@Geekified]

hi, sorry, my husband just *ACCIDENTALLY CHUGGED A LAVA LAMP*

[@Avg_Andy]

Yeah. How do you "accidentally" drink a LAVA LAMP

[@neilwilson5785]

I'm old, and am totally not surprised by this. This stuff happens all the time.

[@shlynx6552]

Neil Wilson This happens alL tHe TiMe

[@thomasdjrasta]

Must have not been turned on, because those things are hellishly hot, he'd sonner dropped it on the ground and brake it that hold it long enough to drink the whole thing.

[@CatholicBoy1957]

@@Avg_Andy The same way you accidentally eat a Tide Pod. .

[@EastCoastPeace3]

Life hack: The container of the lava lamp is also edible so when youre done drinking it, you can have a crunchy snack

[@fennekin0023]

I do like rock candy maybe I can eat it and get views on youtube

[@nochannelaccess9461]

Bebe Derg r/wooosh

[@insecuree8194]

Bebe Derg r/woosh

[@songbirdsystem1465]

Everything’s food if you try hard enough.

[@krashd]

@@songbirdsystem1465 Precisely why I don't give to oxfam if I see any trees in the pictures. I will not abide lazy Africans.

[@mickberick8575]

I can't stop laughing. I'm currently 76 hours since my last drink after 35 years of hard drinking . This is harder than getting clean from methamphetamine and Heroin and Ketamine ,all of which I achieved. I've moved my lava lamp out of my bedroom . Take care . ❤️ Horrible for this poor guy.

[@KiraNightshade]

Take care of yourself. Hope you have all the support you need!

[@mickberick8575]

@@KiraNightshade Cheers Mate ! I sincerely appreciate that. But the biggest irony is that it has been easy - I'm not teetotaling , I allow myself a 6 pack of my favourite Dark Australian Stout ( 6 times 375 ml ) every fortnight if I can afford to ,but the thing that has really surprised me is I haven't struggled at all and the less I drink the better I feel - I actually don't like to drink more than 2 a day - I find that it really seems to effect me more now so one or two is fine but a third becomes unappreciated and not enjoyable . My new favourite drink is chilled water with fresh squeezed tart lemon juice and ice . Have a great weekend ! Namaste.

[@dylanharding5720]

Hey @@mickberick8575, how have things been going with stopping alcohol consumption?

[@Floris_VI]

Hope you recovered man, never too late!

[@josephnissenson3252]

Ay did you pull through?

[@itsurmom2256]

Sorry doc, i forgot to tell you, my husband *accidentally* drank a f *r i c* k i n g l a v a l a m p. Whoopsie Ohp kids channel better fix that

[@lindseym2811]

Guy: drinks an actual lava lamp. Wife: forgets to mention it to the doctors right away. 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

[@ZviJHare]

You know she had to have one hell of a insurance policy waiting. Literally the only thing I could think of for waiting that long.

[@sarah-dy4bg]

She just wanted him dead.

[@mazri3233]

@mike rusch we're not talking about sex toys here we're talking about the video

[@Ichabod_Jericho]

Hufflefulff Wolf I’ll bet you she still gives him the cold shoulder for a week if he forgets their anniversary

[@colleenclement474]

The ER isn't the place to be embarrassed or shy. They call it the Golden Hour for a reason, the first hour after a trauma is the best chance for life saving care

[@GreenFanBoy]

They say get naked, get naked, they say piss in a cup, piss in a cup, they say face down booty up, you bet your a.ss you better do it. They do it for a reason and won't speak about it to anyone except during their break, and only co workers. Their main goal is for you to not die. No place for being shy or like "what if my family finds out" or smth. The workers can't and won't say shit since your probably the least important case and they'll forget about it after a day or two

[@ellasoriginalchannel9713]

@@GreenFanBoy Depends. Not medical staff are honest, hardworking professionals. Statistically there’s a whole lot of psychopaths (and other narcissists) in doctors. Nurses I respect much more on general, because most of them are fine. But now that I moved to another town I finally started getting amazing treatment! In the capital they usually just throw you on street so they don’t have to deal with you. Edit: : My comment is a bit messy, since am tired. All I’m saying is that you have the legal and moral right to refuse treatment you have not consented into (if you are concious), BUT I like to think that in most of the time in most hospitals the staff knows, what they’re doing.

[@GreenFanBoy]

@@ellasoriginalchannel9713 the main thing is who else are you going to trust if it's an emergency? And if your intoxicated you are unable to refuse treatment. Yeah, there's bad people in every job but with medicine it's hard to say "yeah I would prefer to die" if your doctor ends up saying your fine, but you feel like you aren't, you could also always look for other ERs or another hospital. And I was mainly talking about the ones that are good, and if they aren't. Shit happens y'know, can't dwell on it since there's always bad in good. Btw it's ok for ur comment to be messy, mine are always super confusing ^^ btw glad you moved and got better treatment!

[@Anonymous38572]

Yeah until tthe employees they make it seem like your taking up their time and act rude and obnoxious then yeah sure

[@cr3292]

Dude you sound like u got rejected from this scene tho lol

[@robbieb313]

A man watched a video of a story of a man who drank a lava lamp, this is what happened to his hope for humanity

[@panzerschiff9805]

You mean our hope?

[@Soul_Alpha]

Ludwig The Medic *Russian National Anthem intensifies*

[@ms0_u]

@@DQW498 lmao

[@robbieb313]

@@panzerschiff9805 oh shit!

[@geirtwo]

The real reason to lose hope for humanity is that not one person in the comment section has considered this story to be made up.

[@Septembersrain1984]

This channel is wild. I'm grateful. I'm a person who has had a lot of surgeries so I'm mostly bed bound. This is educational but also very shocking in details. I remember as a teen wondering what would happen if someone drank that. Now decades later I found this.

[@lisaperry5999]

My Dr had 1 in his waiting room.this was the 60s-70s,so they were popular then. I thought they were cool. Sorry you've had so many health issues. Hope you are better.

[@thomassmith36]

Sammmeeeeee heeeerree

[@Bigfoot_With_Internet_Access]

It's all fun and games until you accidentally drink a lava lamp.

[@xavier4563]

Suicide mission failed

[@JxGamesandJike]

Errbody gangsta till they drink the lava lamp

[@TheArtichokeMan]

Then it's just fun!

[@MalibuMAXX05]

Everybody gangsta till you drink a lava lamp

[@James.Stark.Ben.Edition]

Wow I just saw you on the EmKay madlads video.

[@easterdeer]

"Immediately after one-shotting the entire lava lamp" :'D What a legendary video

[@sean_connors]

Definitely one of the more metal things I’ve heard on this channel.

[@gladprokiller7207]

And he survived

[@miggyschwiggy4349]

*He feels better already*

[@sjdhrjrjejdhdhsh]

Sounds like Brick from Anchorman is at it again

[@ZacharyLaid]

*How do you accidentally drink a lava lamp!?!?*

[@te495]

Zachary Laid Finding Freedom THATS WHAT IMWAS SAYING

[@agnomilted5206]

By being Florida Man

[@Hymn645]

Alcohol withdrawals plus sleep deprivation.

[@kelseymafia]

@ he wasn't drunk he was in withdrawals.

[@pantherplatform]

Mistakenly, not accidentally. Accidentally implies the result wasn't expected. Mistakenly implies it was...

[@MrAnthonyIII]

Lava lamps are extremely difficult to get open, it's not like they have screw-on caps. I had to break the top off with a c clamp as a kid to get it open. Putting this together with the fact that the wife didn't immediately take him to the hospital when she realized he drank it, and didn't tell the doctors that he drank it, makes me think she intentionally poisoned him

[@PxrplePipk1n]

Yeah thats weird af, and also lava lamps are supposed to be like VERY hot when you touch them (from the heating for the bubbles) so how did he casually had the time to down it?He should have dropped it by getting burned before being able to open and drink it

[@OutcastDimensionTCG]

@@PxrplePipk1n I was wondering if it was hot when he drank it too. No way that wouldn't cause issues being a heated substance.

[@thomaswalton9089]

I was thinking the same

[@windcatcher6]

Refer to Safety Third #16 35:05, where he said the lava lamp had a bottle cap. It is probably a DIY lava lamp.

[@mikejones6791]

My theory is that she probably told him that the lava lamp had alcohol in it and thats why he drank it... or "AW" is a 35yr old DUNCE!

[@dongiorno3393]

A lava lamp mistakenly drank his kidneys. This is what happened to his dad.

[@stephenmiller9009]

Fake faker

[@PaleozoicProductions]

He left

[@mr.nozzles9121]

To go get smokes

[@American_Psycho707]

My God! NOOOOO

[@redeadbone9007]

A kidney mistakenly drank his dad. This is what happened to his Lavalamp.

[@eduardosquidwardo2694]

We always meme on chubbyemu for having ridiculous scenarios, but this is literally "Man accidentally drinks lava lamp"

[@Liusila]

Eduardo Squidwardo Don’t think it was accidental. Seems like the guy knew there was ethanol in the lamp, plus the wife knew about it.

[@FAFO.K7NG]

They're also all completely true, because they're all real cases his friends and colleagues have come across

[@xiupsilon876]

@@Liusila There was no ethanol in the lamp. He was DELIRIOUS, to him the lava lamp might have looked like a cool nice cocktail for all we know.

[@bobmcbob1951]

And apparently he drank it after it had been on. My lava lamps are so hot once they get going, I can't even touch them for more than a second!

[@Gangsta69420]

have you seen College student eats some bad pasta and then dies next morning?

[@-0-___]

Ahh a lava lamp the perfect drink to go with my tide pod

[@RowanWarren78]

LOL!!!

[@azuresmallwood554]

my favorite meal

[@eva-nf9fl]

tidepod ice

[@auxtopseye]

Omg you like those too? My fave snack ;w;

[@dragonsforbreakfast3572]

After your meal you can use some bleach-based toothpaste for extra white teeth.

[@SunBunz]

The moment he said, “anti-freeze” my eyes bugged out and I blurted out: “oh SHIT.” 😳

[@grilledleeks6514]

"His organs are shutting down!" *Wife stays silent still* She wanted him to die lol

[@complicatedmfer1557]

Definitely

[@decomposing_while_alive2002]

Definitely 💯% 👌

[@lisaschuster9187]

I honestly believe she’d had enough.

[@TheZzand]

She was probably still mad after he beat her and the kids

[@NoName-sp5dp]

She wouldn't have called the ambulance if that was the case

[@Nnothingg-]

Husband: dying Wife:........ Husband: no chance to be saved Wife: so like a lava lamp couldn't do this right? Doctor: What?

[@gracelove2025]

Nothing this had me dead 😂

[@jacobshort2468]

Wife: Doctor: Wife: Doctor: Wife: Doctor: he did n-- Wife: yeah he did

[@megazoid6573]

Wife: he drank lava lamp lmao

[@BD-uo9po]

Nothing it’s like she’s trying to get him killed lol

[@oopsmybad7659]

@@gracelove2025 also AW

[@tiffytoffu-7216]

OMG! MY HUSBAND DRANK FROM A LAVA LAMP! *_doesn’t tell the doctor_*

[@Captain.Obvious]

TiffyToffu - nigga she didn’t forget she didn’t tell

[@lewis0705]

4 days in hospital Wife: oh he drank a lava lamp is that bad?

[@trashboat-jj9x]

@Mysty Draco *An Because you pronouce R Is "AR"

[@tiffytoffu-7216]

Bruhhh that lava lamp looks dlishhhh

[@watcherscrowns]

ThunderGamer 2 No, you don’t use “an” for anything other than vowels. If there aeiou, any of those letters after a need to be an.

[@bekker5000]

Watching a lot of true crime where people got poisoned with anti-freeze (same effect what is happening here), your best shot at survival is immediately getting stupidly drunk. Though in this case, that wasn't the best answer from someone who was suffering from withdrawal and that makes it a very interesting case.

[@rylandavis2976]

Getting drunk was still his best choice (excluding the more modern pharmacological agents). You can get off of the alcohol later. It can 100% wait. Just because he has an addiction to alcohol doesn't mean that it magically just become a non treatment

[@MattyRude910]

Was it the one where the lady told on herself because she called it "antifree" and she wrote that in the "suicide" note?

When your drinking problem becomes so chronic even the nearest lava lamp looks refreshing...

Searches for beer: Finds Lava Lamp: close enough

[@isaacmettle]

tombell12 SAD!!

[@Julian-hk6lr]

tombell12 thats literally what happened lol

[@DoktrDub]

tombell12 not even the lava lamps are safe

[@ghostie7776]

They do look tasty

[@sina7260]

lava lamp: *DO NOT CONSUME* man: yes

[@poopiusdaiii2206]

Sina Amosa man: no*

[@anthonystaab1314]

@@poopiusdaiii2206 you are correct, but the meme is yes

[@liammartteesantos2031]

*Y E S*

[@Tabukium]

Oh it's chya from billion surprise toys xD

[@sethflower2067]

The mans name was AW. Dang it now I want root beer 😂😂

[@alienfish9965]

a kidney mistakenly drank a dad before bed time. here is what happened to lava lamp

[@noteiktinetu]

sleepy time be like

[@texttales696]

babygirl lyrics ???

[@pngneguny]

alien fish rick & morty

[@henripop]

my brain hurts

[@XxXShevampXxX]

You drunk, my dude? 😂😂

[@twistedstrength.]

Something small is off about his story though. I have owned lava lamps. They get extremely hot when turned on long enough for the wax to melt and start blobbing to the top. (Hence why they are notorious fire risks). You burn your hand if you just pick it up after being on for over an hour. If he saw moving wax blobs, then it was already burning hot and if he then "one shoted" the entire lamp, his throat and mouth should be burned and the doctors would find out sooner. Maybe it was only on long enough for the wax to just start moving before he drank it... You know what, never mind.

[@Dan-eo5es]

Yeah, and also my lava lamp has a cap that’s not a screw cap.. I don’t really see how he could’ve opened it while in a delirious state, that just seems far fetched.

[@JimmyButler101]

@@Dan-eo5esThe lava lamps (I no longer have) didn’t even open.

[@johnd5398]

This creator dramatizes medical cases and produces them on video. If you watch enough of his videos, you will see that he uses some of the same story lines to lead up to the ER visit. Doctors rarely ever know the entire story of how someone came to ingest whatever poison they're being treated for and also rarely ask. Once they know what they're looking and treating for, they stop there. Anyone who has ever seen a lava lamp knows that it must be hot to work. This doctor certainly knows it too, but told the story for effect and not accuracy, as he could not possibly have those details. Find his videos on the guy who ate silica gel and the guy who ate glow sticks. They have the exact same lead-in story with completely different outcomes.

[@johnd5398]

@@Dan-eo5es Did that cap happen to look like a beer bottle cap? Because I've seen lava lamps with those caps. I've also seen people remove those caps while nearly comatose as well as removing them with their own body parts.... so it's not THAT implausible... especially for an alcoholic.

[@sneakpeekpgeek2636]

Well, i collect lavalamps and i see what you mean, BUT if its in the state of warming up its no problem to drink it without getting burned. Also it depends on the formula used by different manufacturers, so there are lamps with a low melting point and lower working temperature (e.g. Mathos Neo). Opening the bottle is also not a problem as most US or Chinese made lamps has a standard beer bottle cap instead of a sealed and glued screw-on cap. But mostly i think that not the wax is the problem but its more likely the special liquid its floating in, as this is not only simple colored water.

[@Minotaur-ey2lg]

Wife: Idk, feelin cute, might tell the doctors my husband drank a lava lamp later.

[@djarcher9658]

I mean if I got beat by my significant other, I'd let them suffer for as long as possible

[@Ironfist528]

I understand she may want revenge...but if he had died, she may face Manslaughter charges, I'm not sure.

[@djarcher9658]

@@Ironfist528 tis is true, she was walking a thin line, no doubt.

[@justachillfridge1075]

Maybe she was embarrassed idk

[@yopo654]

Pretty sure that she wanted him to die if there was domestic abuse going on

[@petewhite3844]

Something tells me his wife isn't the brightest lava in the lamp.

[@taquavious211]

Macy Smith this is Gold

[@beronicagarcia74]

You mean isnt the brightest bulb in the lava lamp

[@jayclark7720]

He is the brightest lamp in the lava

[@nordicarbohydrates]

Im ur 200th like 😀😅

[@zecchinoroni]

@madderthanhatters Because it says she eventually told them about it, so she must've known.

[@Arch-sz1bg]

A lava lamp mistakenly drank a kidney. This is what happened to his dad

[@NienteNessuno]

_TheNerdyWeeb _ Wat

[@niko-800]

Niente Nessuno u can’t be this stupid, can you?

[@lixyuwu2183]

Shreks Salad idk

[@sebastianortega1938]

A kidney drankenly happened a mistake. This is what dadded lava to his lamp.

[@qijiy]

😖

[@bizichyld]

Outpatient pharmacist here. Although most of the clinical stuff here is beyond my scope, I appreciate the information about PEG, as we see it often as a laxative and in bowel prep kits. I never realized there were both low and high molecular weight versions with different pharmacological effects. Thanks doc!

[@shupp6267]

Things we learned from this channel: Sometimes outrageous thumbnails can be true He's an amazing teacher Emia means presence in the blood

[@lusian4758]

Hypo means low Hyper means high

[@shupp6267]

@@lusian4758 Sorry bout that, of course

[@stickyrick1939]

dont forget the osmotic gradient

[@carmyne00]

ah yes emia

[@sleepyboi2232]

This channel does a better job at teaching ancient greek and latin than the British education system does

[@lauramarie9131]

Medical team: His bloodwork looks very groovy and is hypnotic to watch.

[@Johny40Se7en]

😅😂🤣

[@xanderunderwoods3363]

Best Comment

[@magnificent7547]

Pure gold. Thank you for giving me a really good laugh.......i needed it 😂

[@Johny40Se7en]

@@magnificent7547 Blood type: Hipster 😆😝

[@warpath6666]

Just don't shake him. It takes awhile for him to get calmed down again 😄

[@Nice-fq5mj]

Kids: He's having a seizure School nurse: Put a ice packet on him then he'll be fine

[@shipwreck6321]

My nurse would be like NURSE NURSE COME QUICK HES DYING! take an ice pack and come back after lunch

[@ash4d]

"MISS, HE BROKE HIS ARM! HELP!" Nurse: *grabs a paper towel and runs it under a tap and places it on their elbow* okay honey you're free to go"

[@aristokat1344]

“Here have some crackers and ginger ale”

[@GetiniYT]

I k r

[@meatblanket1015]

Wet paper towels solve everything

[@christinewatson1989]

I love how this channel is never clickbait.

[@gamecube-de6bm]

A man ate 100 mars bars every day. This is what happened to the solar system.

[@nyx1021]

Oh shi-

[@mexicanosdelmundo]

LOL... love this type of comments on this channel's videos

[@tomwanders6022]

The Gamer there must have been taken a lot of milk away to produce these rip milkyway

[@manman7404]

• lø - ƒ i • A man ate 100 milkyways everyday. This is what happened to the galaxy

[@bensonplayzyt]

Lol

[@formy5287]

A human mistakingly misses a chubbyemu video. This is what happens to his iq.

[@hectorbb4225]

I love you, man

[@92000]

Rather knowledge, not IQ :)

[@calabiyau9269]

he becomr smart

[@immaggiethesenilegoldenret7918]

EvanPlays 😂👏🏻🤣😂

[@elperronimo]

My name's bernard and im fuckin jacked

[@gummebear1597]

Funny how this gets recommended to me a few minutes after drinking my lava lamp

[@5.426q]

GummeBear 😂

[@grootsChannel]

Hol up

[@yelopelo1339]

Wait a minute

[@DannyBoyo8694]

Hey op,any updates? 😨

[@fluttershy1529]

У гостях Котенко r/wooosh

[@lebby1688]

Honestly I don't blame the woman for not immediately thinking about the lava lamp. We're primed by this video and it's title to know that the exact cause is the lava lamp. We're hearing this from the position of hindsight with emotional detachment. However put yourself in her position. She's in the midst of an extremely traumatic and helpless moment watching your husband seizing. She knows he's going through withdrawal and severe seizures can very common with extreme withdrawal. If you have ever personally witnessed someone first hand go through AWS and/or DTs it would be very easy to assume the symptoms were the result of that. Your mind jumps to the most obvious cause. I know my mind would immediately jump to that. In the last month I watched someone I love go through AWS who was determined to do it without medical help. I was constantly on high alert for seizure activity. The tremors can be so bad and distressing to watch. In moments of heightened fear it can be easy to forget some things that later seem obvious. Remember she wasn't the only one who immediately assumed it was AWS. The doctors did too. It wasn't until that was ruled out that she had to think of other causes. That's probably when she remembered it. Yes, there are a lot of people who hide information on purpose but sometimes it's incidental.

[@brinnc-o9065]

Thank you so much, for pointing out how trauma and panic are gonna be at the forefront for patients and their families! In so many medical emergencies, discovery of the cause is prioritized below starting treatment. It urks me how comments mock the people who suffered and/or died in these case studies, and it feels so mean spirited and cruel. It's likely that viewers didn't know any of this biochemistry prior to watching the video.

[@giannanana9812]

Emia meaning PRESENCE 👏🏻 IN 👏🏻 BLOOD 👏🏻

[@stephenmiller9009]

:-) lol

[@PeanutButter0004]

scorpiogoddess EMIA 👏 REVIEW👏

[@slaxep5960]

EMIA 👏 REVIEW 👏

[@pelufaz8435]

Here's the MF Tea

[@iwasgroomed]

Marry 👏 Me 👏

[@wilap6997]

Man : Having multiple organ failures. Wife : Oh and yeah, he drank a lava lamp last night Me : .......you dumb bit-..

[@theenviousreaper4915]

@Devin Lavallee ch

[@corngaming2806]

Bruh

[@diorr.r]

I have the same pfp but I made it into a logo

[@BlackRose-rp7kv]

B👏i👏c🤔t👏h

[@ibe.11]

Lesson learned: Drink Alchohol so you don't drink lava lamps

[@harmoniaan]

@@suicidal1321 he wasn't thinking straight since he had the urge to drink alchohol but he couldn't so he thought that the lava lamp could stop that feeling,

[@barcode1512]

XxShadowlingCookiexX He’s still a dumbass

[@ninjanippledog725]

Bar Code He was completely delirious, not his fault

[@ninjanippledog725]

ILovePokemon No, dont be stupid, the bubbles is was ( pretty much harmless) and wtf is 'atomic water', maybe dont make youtube comments until you graduate middle school

[@kiyoponnn]

@@suicidal1321 Atomic water? You've clearly failed chemistry🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@caseyguilfoyle4580]

A kidneys mistakenly drank a dad at bedtime. This is what happened his lava lamp.

[@clickmaster3692]

"There must be some nice drink inside, he thought." "A little sip of it would cure ALL his problems, he thought." *OIL HEATED WITHIN A GLASS PLUGGED INTO A WALL MUST BE EDIBLE, HE THOUGHT.*

[@angelototo9580]

That's called *"stupidity"*

[@カスカディア国人]

angelo toto it’s called a delusion, it’s a side effect of Alcohol withdrawal. He basically hallucinated that the lava lamp was alcohol.

[@angelototo9580]

@@カスカディア国人 your smart

[@polygondwanaland8390]

IMMEDIATELY AFTER ONE SHOTTING AN ENTIRE LAVA LAMP I FEEL BETTER ALREADY, HE THOUGHT

[@phaserisclasic8825]

angelo toto well I mean they did need his problems

[@Aodhite]

Forbidden soda

[@clayxbh9751]

@zoopnoop no bitch

[@knifebaastard]

You only get to drink it once!

[@AyoNomu]

zoopnoop dont say the pop without the smoke

[@Eviewithaneye]

Forbidden beer

[@ryansheffield364]

@zoopnoop it's soda. Who says pop?

[@noahjaradat3043]

A man's palms were sweaty. This is what happened to his mom's spaghetti.

[@jared6470]

@Tiny mustache man upon arrival, the doctors took noticed the man was forgetting what he wrote down, while talking of crowds that grows so loud

[@khalilsommerville9131]

@@jared6470 the man tried to communicate by opening his mouth, but the words wouldn’t come out

[@FightingTorque411]

Presently, MM also described both a heightened state of nervosity, albeit without presenting exterior symptoms, as well as asthenia of the limbs, relating sensations of "heavy" arms and "weak" knees. There was also evidence of impeded breathing due to constriction of the windpipe, "choking" if you will. Unfortunately, no treatments could be administered before his clock ran out, his time was up, and it was over. Blaow.

[@jared6470]

@@FightingTorque411 ha the MM bit killed me

[@korncows1]

Iv heard that rhyme n joke already ..but where i keep on forgetting.

[@ShockedSquirrelhere]

Until chubbyemu I thought lava lamps only had colored water and oil of some sort. I never thought it was good to consume but I never would have thought it deadly.

[@evilbrynn3802]

“Oh yeah.... he drank a whole lava lamp last night!”

[@pierluigiadreani2159]

She wanted him dead

[@ptonpc]

@@pierluigiadreani2159 That makes sense. He hurt his family (It must have been bad for a raging alcoholic to suddenly say "Nope. Cold turkey for me") She was probably hoping he would die.

[@fleurcode]

@@ptonpc if that was true she wouldn't call the ambulance

[@tom_something]

@@pierluigiadreani2159 it really sounds like that. Of course, that conclusion may have informed the acting and reinforced it in the reenactment. But I think it's a definite possibility.

[@BaltasLapinas]

@@fleurcode You would, if you didn't want to seem guilty. ;)

[@paintedwild8792]

_Doctor:_ *Sorry but your husband* *-organs are failing-* _Wife:_ *OHHHH, I forgot to tell you he drank a* *_LAVA LAMP._* *My bad.*

[@chinghoihtonsing6951]

New subscriber!

[@moopallymoo6335]

@@chinghoihtonsing6951 army uwu

[@ykakutani]

Why the hell did the wife never disclose that her husband drank the lava lamp???

[@Bill-zp2mt]

She wanted him dead, but change her mind after she felt he had suffered enough.

[@52andattitude48]

My first thought was that she wanted him dead

[@brodieclamp5090]

Probably was embarrassed on his behalf

[@allyourpcarebelongtous8744]

Or she - like everyone else - assumed it wasn't the problem and in her state of worry she neglected to mention it because she assumed it wasn't the important thing to focus on. It's weird that you would automatically assume she was trying to kill him and not that she wasn't thinking straight or didn't think it was toxic or important. Ignorance far out paces malice in humans.

[@rangergxi]

@@allyourpcarebelongtous8744 I dunno, there is alot of crazy people out there . Some people try to kill people without really thinking its possible.

[@libellchenhonig2060]

What impressed me the most was that AW craved for the Lava lamp fluid, which contained a chemical similar to Ethanol and that would bound to the same enzymes. This is very interesting to me, because Im pretty sure AW didn‘t know about that. The cravings of our body often are incredibly smart on a level that is very strange sometimes. I personally always listen to my body, when I crave something very specific I make sure to eat it, because often it‘s exactly what your body needs. In this case it went wrong ofc, but it still represents the precision of cravings.

[@barrysteakfriessimp_real]

i saw the title and i was like *how do you accidentally drink a lava lamp*

[@owouwu9468]

Ikr

[@krieg5888]

Gotta go fast then shoot a heavy in the fucking face

[@jasonfalzarano7888]

Alcohol withdrawal apparently

[@vincemarquez2142]

Looks like he lured your ass just like he wanted with that click bait ass title

[@goldenjam_0189]

Yeah same

[@dees351]

Man: *is literally on the verge of death* Doctors: *trying desperately to work out what’s happening to him* His wife: oh yeah lol forgot to mention he drank an entire lava lamp

[@buffysaviation]

House: you’re an idiot *fixes problem*

[@rythandeiveegan6497]

House: he drank a lava lamp you idiots, how did you not notice?

[@TheKremlingElite]

Didn't it say he lashed out at his family when he was an alcoholic? Maybe she was weighing her options

[@psychoedge]

I somehow was under the impression she didn't give a fuck whether her husband dies or not and rather get rid of him.

[@snewsh]

"Is that important?"

[@limmeh7881]

Gotta get me a wife that'd tell the doctors if I drank lava lamp or not.

[@maryem8263]

Limmeh 😂👌🏼👍🏻

[@stopandlisten6070]

Wait, you don't already put that in your Tinder profile like everyone else?

[@bobbiusshadow6985]

You'd be surprised how many omit to tell vital details at the hospitals. edit: Some would even tell lies to hide other 'things'.

[@erik_caves]

Lmao

[@mackenzieonyx7586]

or not? so basically just any wife

[@DoggosAndJiuJitsu]

A person mistakenly drinks a lava lamp in the same concept that they mistakenly get something stuck in their butt.

[@sandosanderson4708]

"There must be some nice drink inside", he thought. Quality narration.

[@ScreamingAllTheTime]

Sando Sanderson that terminology of just saying “drink” for something alcoholic is correct in some English dialects

[@DoziPNG]

I read this as soon as it came up in the video haha

[@utstarcomarc]

😂😂😂😂

[@utstarcomarc]

Edgy As A Razorblade yeah but it’s almost always still “a nice drink” not “some nice drink”

[@willowsstars7547]

@@utstarcomarc 'There must be some nice drink inside' is actually correct too. In England, at least where I live, if you were to ask for an alcoholic beverage from a friend you'd say 'can I have some drink'. Although saying 'can I have a drink' works too, both are grammatically correct. Asking for 'some drink' is actually a more old-fashioned way of saying it though.

[@hightttech]

As usual, very well done. The takeaway: be honest with the doctors no matter how stupid the situation.

[@demonpride1975]

i think the real take away, don't drink a lava lamp. being honest with your doctor is a give in.

[@ColossalRay]

@@demonpride1975 you mean "given" and apparently not, if AW's wife is anything to go by. Not that Dr House is the epitome of medical accuracy, but I do think there's a good nugget of truth in how the patients are portrayed. Patients lie and omit potentially embarrassing but very important medical information all the time.

[@daftbence]

@@demonpride1975 Give in r/boneappletea

[@notconvincedgranny6573]

Also, make sure your doctor actually LISTENS to what you're saying. The best doctor I ever had gave me that advice, and added "the smallest thing you remember, that you think is irrelevant, could be the key to diagnosis. Leave nothing out."

[@voidremoved]

not really. doctors gain info and use it to attack me. but I am special and soros wants me dead... so I cant gt health care or dentists or anything and if I have a problem with criminals I have to kill them because the cops cant be trusted either. if you don't understand you are a fortunate little sheep, bah bah

Alcoholic: (sees lava lamp) Hmm, maybe just a Taste... *Drinks the whole thing*

[@Psamp86]

Right!?!

[@ksisadboy888]

He actually shotguns it

[@tylern6420]

Are the bubbles the death fluid?

[@mmessner1353]

i love how i drink a large amount of still bottled water when i watch your videos because i feel like my kidneys are treated not with the right love they deserve...

[@kelvin31272]

AW : *dying* Doctors: What could it be? Wife: *silent* AW: *organ failure and on verge of death* Wife: uh yeah probably doesn't matter but like he drank an entire lava lamp lol

[@applecakelover419]

Reading this comment the 25th time makes it even funnier and more original

[@peterwood2633]

Yeh so bizzare she held out the info

[@ashtonjaymes6133]

This never stops making me laugh aloud

[@anesmio9748]

Peter Wood i mean didnt he hurt the family after getting sh*tfaced?

[@anthonyt2011]

@@anesmio9748 Yeah so he should die because of that

[@munamahamud9030]

These scenarios are becoming wilder every time and honestly I'm here for it

[@Tmp866]

I got a broken lava lamp in my closet. Let me go crack it open with the boys.

[@patrick_on_here9914]

Tmp866 crack open maybe one or two molten hot ones #saftb

[@CL-mp4vn]

The man intentionally drank the lava lamp with the boys after watching Chubbyemu, this is what happened to them....

[@MoorishBandit]

If you do, at least you'll know what's gonna happen to your kidneys

[@tme98]

make sure you sell those crystals your body will produce for millions

[@benmcclarnon9174]

I got a broken one as well.... ok the lava lamp part dosent work but the bluetooth bit still does hence i still havent thrown it out yet so we could party round mine put some music on

[@bankaiiibankaaa4573]

What a great man, he faced and defeated a lava lamp without fear, his wife is so lucky finding such a man.

[@BananaSlayer_]

Husband: **literally dying** Wife: oh he’s just on alcohol withdrawal **several painful hours later** Wife: he also drank a lava lamp btw. Not like that’s bad or anything, right?

[@stephenrulz2011]

Depending on how much he was drinking the alcohol withdrawals alone very well could’ve killed him, with some shared symptoms as well

[@fudgefudge8913]

My thinking was she wanted out of the relationship and then the guilt and intensity of situation made her 'remember' that he drank the lava lamp. xD

[@jojoUK120]

Also It’s normal for health professionals to assume the most obvious cause and forget to check for other causes. So hard to blame a civilian.

[@Travoyyy]

little jo but that’s the problem, they didn’t know SHE DID, If she said something when they came in they could have saved him permanently from that. But she waited last second to be like “Oh,He Drank a lava lamp last night.”

[@Austin-do8se]

Nah, of course not. Drinking a lava lamp is perfectly normal lol. I'm kidding

[@mkatze2552]

Man I hate when I wake up in the middle of the night and can't get my damn lava lamp open for a refreshing drink.

[@malwaretestingfan]

Yeah. That sucks. They also need to create bigger tanks of Clorox bleach, i love the refreshing taste.

[@user-wn5pj3tq8t]

*yes*

[@TheTWEEK95]

Yea well I can't get my fucking tide pods open!

[@dawnofjon4320]

It’s better if you let it cool down into a gello

[@yzsanalessa478]

same 😔👊

[@willdabeast567]

Medical staff: Mr. AW, have you consumed any liquid or beverage that could be considered toxic? AW: Screaming in pain and having seizures. Medical staff: Alright, keep your secrets.

[@willdabeast567]

Also aint it cool that this guy loved drinking beers and had the same name as a root beer company. Idk if u used that name on purpose, Chubbyemu, but nice.

[@felipealarcon4622]

@@willdabeast567 you know that youtube videos cant use real names without autorisation? Or you are just joking?

[@qpwoeirutyalskdjfhgzmxncbv-c2b]

how can he be screaming whilst having a seizure

[@teubert2]

@Holly Lamovsky To defend OP, he wrote "and" not "while" :P

[@bitchwormpuddin1499]

Felipe Alarcón did you read his comment?

[@oceanbreeze6455]

My dad is a functional alcoholic, my mom and I are trying to help him stop but it's rough. We're hoping his mom can talk some sense into him next week Will update this when she gets here

[@masterdriveroftoyotazupr4164]

A 35 year old man who still sleeps with a lava lamp had a wife and kids? *There is hope for me after all*

[@dallymoo7816]

Lol I gave all mine away

[@yannah159]

He was an alcoholic!

[@stanpines9011]

Lava lamps look cool tho

[@Michelle-vs1ci]

What's wrong with sleeping with a lava lamp?

[@leilaskates9274]

Get rid of the lava lamp. You don't want to mistakenly down the whole thing while you're delirious XD

[@colewong7431]

A kidney accidentally drank a Dad before bedtime. This is what happened to his Lava Lamp.

[@fuckthis8547]

Lmao

[@Troalinism]

Perfect You totally fucked the title

[@discomfortzone]

Haha

[@dee...]

I'd watch that video.

[@henrywong6502]

Are you assuming the kidney's gender?

[@groccoli361]

dont you just hate it when its bedtime and you accidentally drink a whole lava lamp

[@MissKateWalk]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@bombtastic2952]

One time I drank two on accident

[@creepynikki7753]

Reminds me of house

[@inkystix5327]

groccoli yeah, i think thats what i did when i was really young because i remember having one and i dont anymore.. I think i did Tasty

[@mitchellquick8999]

Yeah man. It really sucks. Dern

[@fredtaylor9792]

My wife's a recovering alcoholic, 7 years sober. Don't give up. We now have a 6yo little boy and an extremely happy family.

[@onedrop7967]

Note to self: When Lava Lamps start looking good, I might have a drinking problem.

[@somejerk5662]

But... they DO look good. If someone made a drink that looks like a working lava lamp it would probably sell like hotcakes. It's like tide pods, anyone with brain capacity greater than a toddler knows not to eat one but they *look* delicious.

[@gaychainsaw646]

TT Age: 8 Alcoholic

[@gaychainsaw646]

TT Age: 8 Alcoholic

[@justinwang5074]

"Immediately after one-shotting the entire lava lamp." Bruh moment.

[@kevinboyle3104]

Justin Wang that’s commitment

[@littlebat10sparkles3]

Doctor: Anything that could have caused this? Wife: No. 100 Seizures Later. Wife: I don't understand! All he did was drink the lava lamp! Doctor: Wait what?

[@amirking5452]

Doctor: *inhale* -boi- GURL IF YOU DONT GE-

[@psionicape]

Hol' up...

[@Aranak777]

fucking bitch she wanted him to die nobody is that dumb

[@SwagOver]

@@Aranak777 My guess was that she was hesitating. Take in the factor that her husband was alcoholic and has beaten the family due to his alcoholism, it doesn't seem that unlikely. However, he is her husband after all; they may have emotions in the past, and the guy did try to fix his problem. I guess watching him suffer for so long was enough. All a guess, though.

[@MauritsVeen]

Hol up

[@xeridea]

Given the severity of the situation, I am surprised he survived. Unfortunate this happened when he was trying to improve his life.

[@neurofiedyamato8763]

I don't get why anyone would think that drinking a lava lamp is not important information...

[@neilwilson5785]

How many people neglect to mention to the medics that their sick friend took ketamin, alcohol, and spice? More common than you think. People are stressed, and afraid that they will get into trouble somehow. The lava lamp is a bit weird, though.

[@mightymobtv478]

SHE. DIDNT. LIKE. HIM. lol

[@LucasRodmo]

You would be surprised to know how stupid people can be

[@David-bz7pi]

Neil Wilson Yeah, and that’s the disturbing thing. being in trouble is worse than one’s friend dying. Humans are overall selfish creatures

[@GiskardRevenlov]

You'd be amazed at the pertinent info people dont tell EMTs...

[@theodoreyd]

A Wife Leaves Out Some Critical Information. This Is What Happens To Her Husband.

[@Restrictted]

It's soooo obvious she wanted him to die. She probably gave it to him knowing he will drink it.

[@nachisuper]

LMFAO

[@mr.meeseeks5127]

It's difficult in such a traumatic situation, especially in an emergency with no medical knowledge or background to give out key clues to what may be the problem with your loved one. When all the doctors and nurses are telling you, "oh this is clearly a situation of alcohol withdrawal" then it would click for the wife, "oh shit, he just quit drinking." She probably didn't even think for a second about the lava lamp until the doctors knew it wasnt alcohol withdrawal. Saying she meant to kill him is bullshit. If she wanted him to die, she would have left him on the bathroom floor and went to bed and called the coroner in the morning. What a shitty thing to say, she obviously had no fucking clue what was happening.

[@stringduality3655]

Mr. Meeseeks I think anyone with a brain would know drinking lava lamp fluid is incredibly harmful, especially since its at such a high temp. Something isnt right in the head of that woman or there were ulterior motives lol

[@mr.meeseeks5127]

@@stringduality3655 i think there is a serious lack of information here. A man drinking an entire lava lamp? And the wife knowing about it at the time it took place? No.

[@epicool6527]

Aren't lava lamps like *super* hot? "Oh boy I sure do love this spicy drink that's tearing my insides apart."

[@watthederp]

I mean if theyre not on they're pretty cold. But shit that's lava in there dude. Fucking stuff will kill your mum. It's incredible how the glass withstands such a thing.

[@generalmarasaki6240]

Only if it was turned on for more than 10 ish minutes.

[@SianaGearz]

Not even all that hot. I mean you drink coffee, right, you wonder how hot that is? Recommended serving temperature for coffee is 60°C, which is about the running temperature of lava lamps.

[@InvrdieYT]

Only if they are on

[@MrMytherr]

@@thomastullie ... rlly? u dont know what irony is?

[@007gunlogo]

When doctors opened up this guy, in addition to lava lamp ingredients, they found two mood rings, a `keep on trucking' poster, two sticks of incense, a pet rock, and an entire bead curtain. Apparently, the guy really longed for the 70s...and had an account at Spencer Gifts.

[@mightymobtv478]

On the verge of death Wife: oh and he drank a lava lamp or something? Idk... and his grandfather has arthritis. Man God bless this couple

[@typicalrockhound9887]

Lmaoo

[@p_eabean]

At least now they won’t have anymore offspring

[@jcolterh]

Husband: shaking, sweating, hallucinating, not sleeping, tossing and turning, drinks a lava lamp. Wife: sleeps.

[@toxicyaoific]

𝚍𝚊𝚖𝚗. 𝚐𝚎𝚝 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛𝚜𝚎𝚕𝚏 𝚊 𝚠𝚒𝚏𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚜𝚕𝚎𝚎𝚙𝚜 𝚠𝚑𝚒𝚕𝚎 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚍𝚢𝚒𝚗𝚐

[@hairyputter5363]

He should've tried snorting. It's 100% effective than having seizures.

[@chuzoable]

Classic

[@ObitoUchiha-oc3uy]

That wife should go to hell.

[@LAMG059]

@hasslfoot UNDER the effect of alcohol WHICH he discontinued drinking immediately after

[@HeyImDaki]

Production value, actors and fancy animations! the budget increase is amazing

[@bajaxbajax910]

I will miss the plastic brain though

[@plantagardenforever]

How do you accidentally drink a lava lamp? Oh! He drank it on purpose!

[@ledolphin8164]

Why didn't the camera man stop the dude from drinking it?

[@jiffpop5143]

@jfjshfujwhdis Wait no way that was acting?

[@stephanieedwards9854]

@jfjshfujwhdis r/woooosh

[@dice4572]

@jfjshfujwhdis no bro it was irl.. you dumb

[@ghoulbuster1]

The lava lamp was a paid actor

[@alchris8041]

I love deez people.

[@realramen7150]

He protecc, He attacc, But most importantly, He had lava lamp snacc.

[@abandonedteakettle5439]

He thicc He attacc But most importantly He got lava lamp sacc

[@hentaiporn6219]

Indieplumx X why just repeat his comment but make it more shit lol

[@radicocox]

Yes

[@snacc442]

Delicious

[@zeltapaut]

Drincc*

[@uknowngamer1017]

"accidentally", ok bud we all know that lava lamps look delicious Edit: Holy shat, thank you all for the likes

[@jakelapine6539]

Bro this comment made my day 😂

[@RealQueenBowsette]

Did you know they have citrus blast as well hmmmm delicious

[@Paralytixc]

I want to bite the little blobs

[@sleshi5441]

yum

[@amanwithdope]

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