A day in prison - What to expect? ( For newbies)

[@minigrande1939]

I did a four years sentence from day 1 (no remand) I got a job in the kitchens I remember getting changed and a guy said"im out tomorrow " another said" I'm out next week "I thought fuck I got minumum 24 month to do. I got so depressed for about a month than I thought no one cares no one gonna help me I'm only making life difficult for me. So I decided to work upto the best kitchen job (number 1) 7 days a week I went gym as much as possible. When that door shut at night I wanted it shut I did not watch TV I studied Greek mythology. Astronamy and cosmology. I become a positive vibe Ina negative place. Remember they can lock you up but your mind is free it's not a slave or a prisoner. That's upto you

[@bobleeswagger5976]

You should of read a book called "how not to be a dickhead"

[@lacaagchasin]

BobLeeSwagger bruh😭

[@bobh4191]

Yes I agree I done a 4.5 years straight 2015 April come out jan 2020

[@bendover614]

Did you enjoy dropping soap?

[@fullywaved2859]

Freedom is a state of mind

[@BeachChairz]

It should be mandatory that any man in prison who wants to watch Love Island over MOTD gets rushed.

[@skeennah1927]

funny!

[@godrickosei8775]

😭😭

[@lenicemurrain8608]

truth fam

[@joshuadavies7567]

😂😂

[@foodkings-xb5op]

Mans that wants to watch that doo doo should be in a womens prison 🤣🤣🤣

[@User27150]

Videos like these are good because you can’t stop everyone from going jail so you can at least prepare them

[@derekblack8084]

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[@lc1009]

💯💯

[@rykerdark1688]

Nothing can prepare you for the prison showers 🚿👌

[@jakenagle842]

@@rykerdark1688 😂😂😂😂

[@ChangeBegins9661]

For real. 2 years ago I managed to dodge a sentence but for the 12 months I was on bail I watched channels like this. If you are looking at jail shout me and I can help you as my brother is on there and I can help you if you in the Midlands. We gotta help each others

[@Clipsentt]

Just don’t go jail lads

[@derekblack8084]

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[@amtopm3680]

@Jaiiski literally

[@lucybunwa5833]

@Jaiiski realist

[@shakeelk1556]

You might get in a fight and maim or kill someone unintentionally. You might get involved with a woman who makes false allegations of domestic violence or rape against you. You just don't know.

[@BigC1290]

Simply the bottomline

[@holahovito11]

I use to work for SERCO driving the vans. He's telling the truth

[@RR-rf4eo]

So

[@xytxz7688]

No u didn't

[@thedude3866]

Cheers for the confirmation feedback fella.

[@holahovito11]

@@thedude3866 no worries bro.

[@cheesball96]

@@xytxz7688 lol you’re denying it as if he’s claiming to have walked on the moon... it’s driving a prison van, it’s not that unbelievable

[@theblancomafia4773]

You really might be saving someone’s life with this

[@ricocapone3797]

“Are you sick and tired of feeling sick and tired”

[@Jay-mp7rf]

Hahaha that’s the one 😂😂

[@AsharntayKingston]

🤣🤣🤣

[@doncici2243]

Broo that’s the line i never forget that shit. Hahaha Maza

[@maxamedbebe1105]

Bro I fucking hate the writing on the wall

[@ecagaming4410]

Crime stoppers 0800 555111

[@JT-ce4vt]

I’m not planning on going in, but your video is spot on and full of useful information, respect to you.

[@darrena4995]

Mans talking about jail like a summer camp

[@UKTopicz1]

Fr 😂😂😂

[@minigrande1939]

He's not he's just explaining the way it goes. It's no summer camp he mentions fighting on servery. He mentions bully's He mention fully lockdown

[@originalunoriginal4055]

Like a youth club residential

[@rawblue4390]

It actually is if you have the right connections

[@darrena4995]

@@rawblue4390 fr looks like luxury lowkey

[@BillyF2LJeffs]

3 months in HMP Bedford over last Christmas/COVID bangup. Hard time. It's amazing how similar all jails are. Caps caps caps.

[@jimgolding82]

i was there bro. shitole

[@jaymccarthy9681]

Cheers mate for the video. I'm so glad you posted this I was very close to going prison and this has helped me to understand things alot.

[@N0N4M30]

Lol how about watching videos on how to not go prison might be better in your case

[@jimgolding82]

@@N0N4M30 he was obviously lookin at bird and watched this so he can learn a thing or two. nout wrong with that

[@kevindowling9270]

Thanks a lot mate that was really interesting I have never done time myself your doing well now keep safe and happy God bless you

[@tonyjeffers2606]

You must advise people not to go into interview room without a solicitor and preferably no comment and plead not guilty try to get your own solicitor not duty solicitor

[@hypalegendzyt6819]

My duty solicitor was actually good proper good bloke guess I got lucky

[@edforbes1563]

​@@hypalegendzyt6819yeah you got lucky mate! But any representation is better than none. Nothing wrong with answering no comment to everything. People seem to think that makes you look guilty, but fuck that. Less you say the better.

[@minigrande1939]

Hey dude this is a great informative video. For those who have never been. Just a couple of details you got wrong a crown court is open to all sentences so they can give you a day a month a year and more. Not a year upwards like you said. Magistrate used to be able to give a 12 month sentence max now I think 18 month. Or 2 year suspended.

[@akilah945]

That's incorrect Magistrates use to be 6 months sentence but is now 12 months. The Suspended Sentence is correct up to 2 years.

[@RLCerty]

“Why u gonna go on a wing where all the ops are gonna be?? 🤨🤨🤨🤨” 😂😂😂😂

[@kitpimp]

VERY USEFUL TIP OF ADVICE - They HAVE to inform you of your right to a solicitor - Ask for the duty solicitor, or they will crucify you thinking its in your best interest to tell "your side" and they will try and do you!

[@ashleymaziya5392]

2:05 man said Seseme street bird 😂😂

[@livinginlondon9243]

He’s Referring to the character big bird

[@darrenblack6882]

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[@jaykay8295]

Lol

[@brad1740]

Wise words brother ... take heed people, trust me jail is a dangerous waste of time .

[@snipedotgenius]

Wing cleaner feltham nightingale wing 1999 6months ...made my time so much easier but never again .. don’t go to jail ..

[@noelgordon8941]

Respect bro my brother was set up and now doing Ten Years your information will help me to help him

[@pokeaman1645]

Hey Bruv good information and insight. I've been to a few jails in Scotland not much different from English jails. My advice to anyone doing a sentence firstly keep your eyes and ears open and your mouth shut. Don't get involved in business unless you can back it up with strength because some wanker will always try it on. Stay out of joining gangs because it just brings trouble to your door. You can never fully relax in jail as you have to have your wits about you at all times. It's cool if you can get a cellmate and you like each other makes life behind the door much easier. I was not allowed to go to work as they said I was high risk so I got a job as a passman he is the guy who looks after the landing works in the survery dishing out the food. The best advice I can give is don't get into the position in the first place. Enjoyed your video. M

[@ayoaye2276]

just do what I did and bully guys and call the shots

[@jimgolding82]

@@ayoaye2276 never happened haha

[@Unknownclipz21]

@@jimgolding82 fr

[@SW-zh2qn]

I read Mike Tyson undisputed truth twice and then sugar ray Robinson autobiography. Anyone going jail learn to read. Keep you out of a lot trouble. This was at pent

[@romeytube26]

Before you commit a crime; look at what you have around you. Are you willing to loose it? Then go in the bathroom and sit down 🪑 now can you do that for 23hrs a day for yrs and yrs. You have a house you live in; a house you can leave whenever you want, eat whatever you want within affordability. You prolly got a next gen console and family, maybe a girl or a child don’t throw away for this lifestyle think before you act. 🙏🏾

[@willcarr2436]

I watched that drama Time with Shaun Bean on BBC and I might complain about my life but I’m grateful I’ve never been to Prison. This year it was my first time in hospital with a really bad stomach illness. I would say hospital is better than prison.

[@jimgolding82]

ive done jail 6 times and that time programme was one of the most spot on jail shows ive seen.

[@bradleyfranklin9683]

I’m glad KZbin recommended this, good watch. Fair play to him

[@lmk3182]

When you got videos all on socials claiming your gang how could it ever be snitching to claim your gang in prison it’s not a secret 🤣

[@derekblack8084]

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[@tonyjeffers2606]

Might save your life

[@80sBaby925]

Cuzzy you mentioned Simpsons and not film 4, film at 9 can be next to best bit of the day LOL 😂😂

[@paulkemp6314]

Yes bruv! Film 4 was one thing that got me through a LONG 2 years!! Minor thing 💯🇬🇧✊

[@Am_i_the_only_one-j1k]

Film 4 got me through too, but when the movie’s repeated 😩😩😩😩

[@darrenblack6882]

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[@jackfrance6623]

Yeah word the wing was a madness still niggas know about cbeebies

[@user-ni7xd1jf9x]

@@jackfrance6623 😂😂

[@stephenade1427]

“Once it goes to crown court you have to be abit worried” 🤣

[@tonyjeffers2606]

Sometimes it’s best to go crown and let a jury of your own peers decide cause magistrate can be biased sometimes

[@dwayneterence7456]

@@tonyjeffers2606 jury's can be biased too

[@tonyjeffers2606]

Dwayne Terence true true

[@darrenblack6882]

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[@lucybunwa5833]

@@darrenblack6882 ?

[@StatickszUk]

sesame Street bird🤣🤣🤣

[@derekblack8084]

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[@livinginlondon9243]

Big bird 🤣🤣

[@BigC1290]

😀😀😀😀

[@Mark-hb9xy]

You are right. There is no time to go to jail. You come across as an intelligent young man. I do hope you have stayed out of trouble and continue to do so.

[@Mike-tb2wr]

Mandem didn’t know how to move when Jeremy Kyle stopped at 0925

[@aleksanderblinn4492]

I used to love everybody loves raymond and king of queens

[@user-li2ow7ei2w]

make a video about when you were young(around 15 years) or about Feltham for the young people. the process from being arrested to ending up in Feltham, or a story from where you were 15 and the arrest and court process.

[@ianmetcalfe7389]

It would be good to have a guy like you talking to 1st time offenders going to jail so they know what to expect. I was sentenced to 9 month for my 1st offense and didn't know what to expect. I saw my friend been attacked by a man so I through him off my friend it turned out he was off duty police arresting my friend and I got 9 month.

[@nathanmitchell5217]

That sucks man

[@frankjaeger393]

That's very harsh

[@glyntaylor3880]

He's Talking about tics taken into consideration on the police cell ceiling...its basically telling you do you have other crimes that will come back on you if so admit the crimes and we will take them into consideration when charging you that you don't get extra time because you admitted the crimes

[@mistereuro]

The food is banging tho.Tesco Value ain't got nothing on cell food.

[@jamerjabday6546]

@Slim H was just thinking this

[@darrenmorgan8902]

You never been jail

[@derekblack8084]

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[@tonyjeffers2606]

Slim H worse food ever

[@darrenblack6882]

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[@andrewspires2730]

We need people like you in government

[@neongirluk]

Magistrates is 6 months for a single offense with a maximum of 1 year with more than 1 different offenses in single hearing. A Crown court can sentence you from anything even under a year to life with no tariff. Hope this helps.

[@AlfredTheBrave]

nah magistrates is anything under 2 years and crown court can be anything

[@ElizRued]

Hi what offenses can get you 10 months or a year of jail time?

[@tonymorph3672]

Just got out of a six month stretch at Channings Wood. Wasn’t too bad but the hardest part is being away from family.

[@mmsmith3341]

Do video on how to deal with sexual frustrations, avoiding rape if they do that in prison still and lastly people sleeping with female guards/officers

[@johnandrews4144]

?? IF THEY STILL DO THAT IN PRISON,,,!!!!!! something you need to tell us lol

[@BigC1290]

That's definitely still happening fr

[@mmsmith3341]

@@Tan-ns2hr beauty is in the eye of the beholder. what is ugly to you may be nice to someone else

[@dapperdank3701]

There was a beautiful prison officer in Scrubs 2017, A wing... she was gorgeous, blonde, 9/10 easy.

[@aleksanderblinn4492]

They proper flaunt it and lap up the attention. Female guards are used to calm difficult prisoners or they just listen to them rather then a male guard. Also after years in prison and pumping weights your testosterone rockets and any woman even an old one will make ur soldier stand up solid

[@xgodblesx]

As a youngster we talking 1987, I went to Camberwell Court. I didn't realise I was going jail. They had the sweat box parked up right outside the door. They called my name and said Feltham, I said no, the screw said yes, I was pissed. First thing I saw when I went there, was a White yoot get boxed up for his backy and private spends. At that time the wings were named after birds, I was on Raven wing then went onto Kestral wing. Imagine, 23 hour bang up with no telly, man got stomach ache from drinking the sink water, because man was thirsty. Trust me young men, jail is loooong.

[@darrenblack6882]

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[@bobleeswagger5976]

So you are in your 40s and you still talk like a waste man?

[@darrenblack6882]

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[@lucybunwa5833]

wow , there’s no water bottles?

[@elpibe1924]

@@bobleeswagger5976 cunch don

[@jaykay8295]

Bro I thought you were Derek Chisora for a second! Lol

[@avfck3536]

Freedom is a must my Gs

[@LFCzak6]

Have a lot of ogs from the late 80's 90's are a lot of them nitties now? Got told this n wanna know more about how they ended up like that

[@leonpalmer2429]

Back in the day crack was seen as the thing to do . It was basically seen as ' bad man coke' but people back then didnt realise it would turn u into a nitty . Its like the youts who suck balloons bow it was just seen ad the ting to do . Or a lot just wanted to mentally escape the roads

[@LFCzak6]

@@leonpalmer2429 mad still, yeah thought it would be cos a lot of man suffered from ptsd from what they saw init, smoking w&b was to escape reality of the roads im guessing

[@LFCzak6]

@@leonpalmer2429 wouldn't of thought crack was ever seen as a the in thing tho maybe sniff yeah but crack thats mad

[@leonpalmer2429]

@@LFCzak6 yea back in the jungle raves nuff man dem used to bun a crack spliff . Like i said people just saw it a coke for the roads . Some man escaped it and others turned nittys .

[@LFCzak6]

@@leonpalmer2429 crazy bro

[@chaser5463]

Very insightful 👏🏿👌🏾, keep up the work my brudda. Always has to be a positive from a negative, and you're spitting the positive 💯, blessing keep coming yoir way fella

[@crunchy410]

Thank for that Bobby I mite be looking at a 4 year sentence hopefully so the information was quite helpful big up.

[@derekblack8084]

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[@chrislonge3343]

Best advice I can give u is make sure your ready to fight is because someone will always wanna try you if your coming in jail with some outside clothes or a stereo. Win or lose fight your heart out or I guarantee the rest of your time time will be horrible.

[@proflow9735]

Why?

[@aleksanderblinn4492]

@@proflow9735 he got sentenced to life for murder man

[@Oz20837]

Thanks for this video, your a very wise man.

[@brandonfouts4074]

You seem very honest. Glad to subscribe.

[@QuakerRaze]

Thanks for this video, it's very informative. How do I sign up and get arrested so I can go to prison for a few years? It doesn't seem bad. I don't have to pay bills, there's a roof over my head and I get food.

[@bigestmeme367]

u got a blanket and mattress in holding i just got a thin paper sheet and a metal bench

[@samsammi7148]

Always wanted to do a video bout jail..now u done it bro sick video

[@rovd4433]

Thank you for your informative review and advice. May God bless you. I personally have never gone to prison and I'm not expecting myself going there because I'm a very careful person. However , without naming anyone, I know someone who is is very high risk prisoner because he was an extremely dangerous warlord that killed thousands in Africa. He has escaped from prison before in the US for a different case. His son was 28 and is currently doing 97yrs in US federal prison. The fact is, he is going to die locked up in UK so there's no further for him out of prison. He was locked up at 64 for 50yrs with 6yrs deduction for time being locked up during trial making it 44yrs tariff. He's located at Frankland prison in England county Durham, category A. Please could you give me an idea if he would be in a single cell or in a shared cell together with others? What would you say is daily life like in category A prison. I'm not sure you've been to such prison but I think you might throw a little light on things for me. Thank you bro.

[@grenvilleman]

I just did 1.5 years on remand then released with no charge. Half of that during covid. I'm tellin yah, it's miserable in prison right now. I was lucky as I was the passman so door open all day. The rest of the inmates are just banged up 23.5 hours a day and are losing the will to live.

[@chynapo2270]

Did you get compensated if not you could be owed alot of money

[@starman1900]

You bumped into your cousin in prison? What a great family you come from🤣

[@johnnyringo2028]

😂

[@BigC1290]

God forbid jail but this is very interesting to know still

[@josephtheunitedkingdom7677]

If you wanna do crime do it on your own because your not gonna snitch on yourself! Stay Safe Gangsters!

[@Ashley-iu8oq]

Evidence 🤷‍♂️

[@1987jugernaut]

The only thing I’m worried about is that I snore so can i appeal for solitary confinement?

[@SlapRoundTheChops]

I snore like a trooper but I didn’t have any problems

[@1987jugernaut]

@@SlapRoundTheChops on a serious note why is that then? Ie have you a reputation for fighting is that why you didn’t have any issues?

[@SlapRoundTheChops]

@@1987jugernaut - not at all mate. I’m 6ft 3” but I was in with fairly decent lads. First one was a junkie and his attitude changed like the wind but he didn’t give me any lip... the second one was just an old burglar who was a good laugh... it is a shithole and I’m not going back but it wasn’t the end of the world. Just got to get out and sort your shit out

[@mistereuro]

Saying what gang you belong to is not snitching, you're American friend who arrived to that conclusion is misguided.

[@derekblack8084]

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[@LSK1991]

In america if u admit to being in a gang u get prison time just for that in my part of england they ask what area ur from and if u have any problems with people from other areas

[@americaninsurgent4403]

Nah that’s how they view it here... if you debrief you have to tell them what gang you’re in and debriefing means you snitch to leave the wing and get transferred to a safer part of the prison with all the other snitches and the sex offenders, gay people, disabled people etc. People who think they’re gonna get killed or they’re in too much debt do it.

[@rkenzo17]

Prison sounds to comfy this is supposed to be for criminals

[@BigC1290]

It's actually not though real life experience is different than someone explaining it to you but I didn't sound so to me

[@bungle3912]

I love your videos, but turn the TV off next time. There’s noise in the background that’s really loud.

[@derekblack8084]

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[@wagwan6248]

I didn’t even notice it

[@irielion3748]

Get a microphone, innit? He's done enough videos now to invest in some decent equipment.

[@kartikrayavarapu2044]

Prison in the UK seems like luxery compared to prison in the USA

[@xxNeg]

KZbin algorithm really tryna drop me hints

[@niall7439]

I'm answering charges on 26th 😬 back to Norwich

[@donz4real]

I an elder now, but if inn awaiting pre sentance reports..there is a way u can hopefully get out.. pherhaps then more time.. these probation people don't usually come in that month normally, so gotta go back to hmp.. I will make a vid.. worked well 4 me..I walked straight out of court

[@Thesmokercoaster]

Remember. They can lock the locks but they can't stop the clocks.

[@shayparatene3957]

Love from New Zealand fam💯

[@mistereuro]

Omg you're so lucky, I've always wanted to visit Australia.😊

[@shayparatene3957]

@@mistereuro 😂 Australia is cool, but New Zealand is better😂😂💯🔥

[@jamerjabday6546]

@@shayparatene3957 if you like sheep and hills

[@elonar6691]

Australia is dead as 🤣Love from Down Under tho hope all is good wherever you are 🤟🏽🇦🇺

[@derekblack8084]

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[@avfck3536]

I was in YOI Ashfield back in 2001 I was a lost 16 year old yute , I’ve never been back to the jailhouse since, got my wife ,kids nice house car career etc I’m glad i had the experience first hand freedom is priceless even though it was like a holiday camp they even padded me up with my best friend and co defendant.

[@JD-sr4fo]

This may be a bit personal but I’d appreciate if you could summarise how you were able to turn your life around like how you were able to pursue education and career despite having a criminal record

[@derekblack8084]

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[@avfck3536]

As soon as i got out of prison I decided to enroll in a city and guilds multi skills college course which consisted of Carpentry , Bricklaying and electrical installation, I also worked a twilight shift 5pm until 10pm Monday to Thursday as my college ema allowance was low and I’m from a single parent background with very little money and resources, after passing the course after the first year I really enjoyed carpentry and showed great potential according to my tutors , they therefore recommended me to a well established house builder that was recruiting for modern apprenticeships and I’ve never looked back since..I almost missed the opportunity because where I live is a small town near Birmingham and I was quite well known around as a Jack the lad always in trouble etc anyway the construction managers personal assistant knew of me and decided to tell him I’ve done a bit of bird and have a bit of a bad reputation, anyway luckily for me he gave me a chance and I never let him or more importantly myself down , I even managed to win various awards for my work most notably apprentice of the year 2005

[@originalunoriginal4055]

@@avfck3536 you took on a great career route. You can start your own construction company and make £££s Especially doing private jobs! Well played out!

[@lacaagchasin]

Big up man👏🏾👏🏾

[@franciscoetame4792]

God Thank you for this freedom!!!!!!! Hallelujah 😇😇😇

[@ronburgindee]

Cool story bro seems like your whole life revolves around prison

[@aleksanderblinn4492]

What you saying fam?

[@drillgossip7506]

So is feltham a youth jail?

[@user-gq5qo6fh3j]

Yh and is probably the worst cause that’s we’re bullying happens

[@leftshithater7666]

New to the channel fella and its educational, good stuff ,bless 🙏

[@NoName-rc6fd]

Custody is long been 5 time's i just always ask for a few books

[@justluke8836]

When I was in Norwich I remember a young lad came in and it got around he had plugged a phone and some brown, he refused to get it out so a few of the big boys had him over the toilet holding him whilst trying to remover stuff with spoons.

[@joebloggs9239]

Rubbish

[@justluke8836]

@@joebloggs9239 it's not rubbish at all but you were there wasn't you. 😂

[@aprillondon11]

Oh my god! Rob! I’m so happy to see you’re doing well yaya 🤗

[@12345678910francis]

Everyone watching this including me were going jail lol first time for me and this video gonna help me out appreciate it!!

[@BirthOfAnEmceeTV]

Could be wrong but I've a feeling you gonna take some time to settle in

[@LRS7B]

Caught with a *knife* and *Pepper Spray,* gets blessed with a suspended sentence and then gets caught carrying a knife again! *MUG!!* You deserve jail!!

[@rhards]

knifes should be legal to carry

[@jak4403]

Sometimes when you have nothing nice to say .SHUT IT

[@aleksanderblinn4492]

@@rhards they are

[@aidanfitzgerald4372]

This video was a proper banger, big up

[@darrenblack6882]

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[@NabilAbdulrashidComedy]

Hahahaha them prison novels like Wahida Clarke “thugs and the women who love them”

[@uknaz]

You are spot on!!

[@terryturns9646]

was in a motorbike crash and a coma and suffered brain damage that isnt noticiable by looking at me, I wLk ok, im very unstable on my legs but its hard to reconoce, im wobly and my balance and corordanation is terrible, my body goes I to panic and spasms of things move to fast near me but I look like your average guy so im oviously unable to or defend myself as a fight is a perfect fast confusing tiger to cause a spam or a fall due to my condition from the crash, now here is the hard bit im going to prison very soon in uk for at least 3 Years, I Gear theres confliced even if your normal.and keep yourself to yourself, what advice would anyone who has done time give me and what to do if somone tried to put it on me, as before the crash I would just defend myself how Will I get threw this time the best way, any advice would be great, thanks again

[@gazaniali2229]

I remember my first time 18 I was giving bare stare downs and started slapping big men up

[@aleksanderblinn4492]

The eyes were my biggest weapon as well. If someones staring at you stare at their shoes then straight up at them and dont look away

[@krisztianomboli3972]

You don't need to be worried before going to court.....you need to be worried before doing a crime....

[@sayfudeen7781]

Luv from Holland 🤲🏾

[@sayfudeen7781]

@DR ja klopt groot verschil . Ma vrijheid missen . Je moeder, je kids en/of familie missen blijft erg. Vergeet ook niet de vele regels als je uit de bajes komt ook.

[@berlinocelot]

Did 15 months in Cardiff HMP. Prison is a totally male dominated environment so the rules outside don't apply there. Try to learn and understand this quick. It's really important. Never try to be somebody you aren't. Guys who run the wings got no time whatsoever for fakers or wannabe badmen. Be yourself and do not get out of line in any situation. Keep your mouth shut at all times unless spoken to. Top boys come talk to you? Talk back respectfully, honestly but give them nothing. Be a grey guy. No emotion. Just honest. Proper raw guys will test you to see what you're about and if you're too animated they will clock you and then you will be on their radar. That's not good. End of the day I think prison is a bit like a cat. If it's chilling, leave it alone. If it comes to chill with you, give it a cheeky smoothe. Basically, you can't control it so behaviour is everything.

[@ok.sinesm]

nice one, needed this

[@jamesthomas7433]

Do they have different sweatboxs for cat As

[@alexandrahall1886]

I'm sure when I went magistrate court max was 3 yrs that was back 92 I did bird from Oct 92 to march 94 on and off did all my sentences in holloway apart from 3 days before my release on first sentence they shipped me to bullwood hall.

[@Adam-pb9wc]

We’re you banged up with Zartash that Asian yout from Brixton I swear I was banged up W you?

[@Adam-pb9wc]

@Sim C had mental k shaking at one point real man ❤️

[@eliwilliams3169]

My husband went to jail straight from the police station on remand he was remanded for 6 months in hmp Birmingham cat B then when he was charged he was sent to featherstone for 8 years

[@chynapo2270]

Omg 8 years thats ages …

[@hypalegendzyt6819]

I was lucky I didn’t get remanded last year it was horrible

[@terryturns9646]

I was in a motorbike crash and a coma and suffered brain damage that isnt noticiable by looking at me, I walk ok, im very unstable on my legs but its hard to reconise, im wobly and my balance and corordanation is terrible, my body goes Into panic and spasms of things move to fast near me but I look like your average guy so im oviously unable to or defend myself as a fight is a perfect fast confusing senario to cause a spasm or a fall due to my condition from the crash, now here is the hard bit im going to prison very soon in uk for at least 3 Years, I no theres confliced even if your normal.and to keep yourself to yourself, what advice would anyone who has done time give me and what to do if somone tried to put it on me, as before the crash I would just defend myself how Will I get threw this time the best way, any advice would be great, thanks again

[@frankjaeger393]

Hey, are you out now?

[@TINYbabyKLAPPA]

What does calas mean bro i swear down, i hear this word all the time

[@ilyaaseen8933]

Its a word in Arabic meaning finished "khalas"

[@meekztantana3023]

it means destroyed

[@americaninsurgent4403]

Basically means stop, finished, done.

[@safinakauser2414]

I’m a Muslim mother of 2 I’m awake with my newborn son binge watching your vids about prison 😅 I have no idea why but it’s interesting 😭

[@temikoleowo5943]

That’s funny

[@TheKraftykid]

do they freeze your bank accounts?

[@godrickosei8775]

Spot on g you didn't leave anything out either

[@escherpainting8622]

"sick and tired of feeling sick and tired?" is what you were thinking of at the beginning lol

[@marioftw6182]

Shout out from New York you niggas in the us are doing your thing respect

[@user77777rr]

Prison in the UK sounds great compared to prison in Spain

[@topshotta1609]

Question how much time did you do

[@alihoque2872]

If your sick and tired of being sick and tired

[@lucybunwa5833]

‘mary j blige !

[@ReturnoftheHairline]

Man said sesame street bird lool, love your videos bro keep it up

[@darrenblack6882]

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[@chrislonge3343]

My first week in jail being it was my first was just a mind trip not being able to walk around and not having my phone was too weird but like animals in a zoo you get used to your habitat 😂😂

[@derekblack8084]

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[@x-g1]

Did u have the dream where u were at yard, den u wake up in jail feeling pissed. I had that dream on my 2nd night n even reached 4 my ashtray b4 I clocked my surroundings lol

[@chrislonge3343]

@@x-g1 yup that’s when I realised I weren’t gonna be home for a bit 😂😂

[@x-g1]

@@chrislonge3343 😂😂😂

[@02reidr111]

😂😂😂