A Different Kind of Trench Run - Star Wars: Rogue Leader Gameplay

[@shay5555]

Another absolute banger story from Ryan's lore.

[@Verklompen]

Literally.

[@Jagorim_Jarg]

I do not understand how there are STILL stories of this magnitude that have not been mentioned AT ALL to his coworkers.

[@Anthonystuff1]

That was at least in my top 5 Ryan story's

[@michael_bullard]

Elyse’s energy in this video is fantastic

[@BlockheadJiujitsu]

She's truly full of beans

[@Jonpo95]

@@BlockheadJiujitsu What does that even mean?!

[@ernie.99]

​@@Jonpo95that she's full of beans, duh

[@grizzlebees007]

cool beans@@ernie.99

[@Nova_Afterglow]

shes so silly and unhinged it makes me happy

[@DanielRieger]

11:13 the absolute joy in Elyse's face

[@pellistv]

At this point I cannot believe there is STILL more untold Ryan Lore. He'd have the longest biopic ever made

[@JimmyNuisance]

It's becoming Forrest Gumpian at this point.

[@dillanrichardson7582]

Except it would be the worst biopic ever made cuz it'll seem more like 80 random vignettes with no cohesive plot. I would watch it endlessly.

[@Gamer_Man_Bathwater]

I can’t believe they got Ryan Hailey the world famous director of Dip Into My Shithole 2 and 3 on this episode of Starboys

[@thejason755]

Kinda wanna find it tbh

[@nicofernandez89able]

1:19 scariest Elyse moment ever

[@milesman2223]

Elyse is my mom after too much of my antics

[@paultrujillo42]

woah careful there friend, if Elyse hears about this shes gonna break your legs!

[@ItsTheKris]

I got chills

[@BrilliantBenGaming]

Ryan has lived a life only Seth Rogan could hope to have made into a screen play.

[@CommissionerManu]

He’s just living in a series of Seth Rogen movies morphed into one chaotic Forest Gumpian mass, and I’m so glad we get to witness it. We need a fkn movie one of these days, a Forest Gump for a new generation, if you will 😂

[@guhrizzlybaire]

@@CommissionerManu"forest gumpian mass" is a poetic phrase, describing something as "Forest Gumpian" in general is incredible

[@luke1723]

"He's on womp-gump fighting smeemas" honestly could be real star wars garble. I could see it showing up in the next season of star war

[@y2khookimaw587]

"Do you want to hear any more of this?" -Ryan Hailey Of course I want to hear more of Ryan's Lore

[@hardcoregandhi]

£100 to whoever can find the footage of horse guy coming out of the closet like "you raaaaang?"

[@basstrammel1322]

I do, and don't, want to see it. Two Tony's makes premium content, I'm sure.

[@Cifru-p1p]

I want whatever over the counter meds Elyse is on.

[@aldazor]

I think she's just sleep deprived or super well rested

[@Scufflegrit]

I think she’s just in a good mood. Remember those? 😂

[@snakethefox9586]

@@Scufflegrit Where do I buy good mood and will my insurance cover it?

[@basicbamboo9132]

@@aldazor what i would give to be well rested

[@RainshadowAirsoft]

Elyse was in top comedic form in this one! You can tell she was having fun and She was cracking me up😂

[@AnimeRecksYou]

10:13 is my new favorite Elyse moment

[@mironricardo]

10:10 I had never seen a warmer smile in my life.

[@tiddliewinkse2952]

Editing is ON. POINT! Loving the Elyse energy too! Patrick and Ryan acting as my intrusive thoughts and Jacob navigating us through the path of stars

[@manaflood]

We need a shirt with Elyse's face that says "Im the puppet guy" with that smug look she gave

[@Macedonia914]

Those proton torpedos really had a satisfying penetration into that exhaust port.

[@MadameButterfli]

I have a feeling this was filmed the same day as the Batman video. That caffeine pill kicked in for Elyse!

[@MomoDroDro]

You all should print a real book of Ryan lore to sell as a coffee table book, or bathroom book. I would buy that in an instance.

[@l0mad642]

Ryan really is just the human equivalent of a golden retriever.

[@Kujiness]

This one was great. Elyse seemed so happy, everyone did actually.

[@barducapepper4063]

I’m waiting for Jacob and Patrick to recreate enough of these scenes so that we have Star Boys: The Movie

[@eclipticevader]

This is probably the first time I am glad there was no video to accompany the Ryan Lore

[@Broncksea]

Ryan's Lore Strikes All Over My Back

[@NatetheAceOfficial]

The Ryan lore drop is juicy.

[@jacksonloftus2031]

Shoutout to the people who stayed for the outro and got to hear the words "chapped asshole" with me, thank you ryan.

[@ShadowFlame500]

Next Ryan chapter will be when he was asked to join NASA for a space station repair walk

[@TheJerbol]

Eyyyy the Two Tony's! Those wise guys owe me money for when they needed to stay at my apartment while I was away

[@talia_al_gabagool]

First time I’ve heard Ryan say “do you want to hear anymore of this?”

[@Phillup3]

5:13 WHO knew for years that Elyse was “THE puppet guy”😂

[@ShomoroTMFG]

Ryan clearly put on his Sunday best for this video, sharp as ever

[@Dan-Simms]

Every Ryan Haley story is a banger, this one literally.

[@enriquesenpai7016]

The casual request for a group gift was great

[@__Andrew]

They need to have a new segment called "Never Have I Ryan'ed" where the crew says things they have never done and Ryan has to answer if he has. Like "iv never slept in a dumpster" and then see if Ryan has a story to go along with it.

[@lukeblondell6358]

We’re slowly unraveling the canon of Ryan

[@kevinkorenke3569]

How can Jacob be Luke when Mark Hamill hates him so much?

[@thejason755]

I never wanna see jacob and patter’s o-faces ever again lmaoooooo 10/10

[@JohnnyBoy-wi4kn]

Jacob and Patrick have taken over FH and I love it

[@MulleDullen]

I think it is for the better that there was no proof shown of Ryans directorial gig

[@Krakenflax]

"Editor show the footage"

[@EDZ1LLA]

The look of genuine concern on Ryan's face when he was asked if he can bullseye womprats.

[@Jumanji0028]

Some juicy Ryan lore today

[@Flashjackmak]

Honestly, it’s unsurprising as far as a lot of Ryan stories go

[@thejason755]

The lord blessed us with more ryan lore. P. R. A. I. S. E.

[@seveneleven1344]

My favorite game I couldn't beat as a kid with a game cube and no memory card.

[@mattkidroske]

Lore hunters, good luck finding that recording lol

[@LazyTenshi]

omg I love Elyse in this, she's killin it. Ryan also killed it, but specifically when he started branching off his lore. XD

[@jaaaaacob]

fresh Ryan lore

[@dragonrana88]

Telling Ryan's lore is like a mix of Forest Gump and Jackass. A long unbelievable story told in random non-sensical short vignettes where you have no clue what's going to happen next and you may need to change the channel/tab if someone walks in while youre watching.

[@ericb.4313]

12:21 Elyse's face!

[@MrElKabano]

That's it, I'm calling Senator Organa Jimmy Orgazmo from now on.

[@colehatchard6492]

"How does anyone in the rebellion make money?" "They're terrorists." 🤣🤣🤣

[@Spartan13444]

The Ryan lore is endless. Truly.

[@louisswann3729]

Ryan Hailey most interesting person ever! Dudes lived!

[@louisswann3729]

Ryanpedia! Wikihailey!

[@BSHuber102]

Ryan needs to write an autobiography right now.

[@nyrlogan1]

Was not expecting Death Star O faces lmao!!!

[@LifeOfFfej]

Ryan continues to reassure me that AI will never be able to replace us because of the absolute anarchy that is his life

[@DrDraileD]

I was just waiting for Ryan to interject, point at the camera, and say, “editor play that clip!”

[@Jake-gp1ik]

Everybody was on fire this episode

[@darthchalupa2485]

God damn it Ryan your lore never ceases to amaze me

[@samg9336]

Little Caesars as the catering on a porn set sounds atrocious, and exactly what I would expect as a piece of Ryan lore. The smell in that room...

[@merrydew8426]

this is what i meant when i said i missed future funhaus! holy shit

[@callmeaurelius]

Weed and Little Caesars is all it takes...

[@brosephstalin92]

Intros to Star Boys are the best expanded universe content since Thrawn

[@Herocoldfinger]

Ryan's life is just one GTA mission after another

[@JAFOpty]

I cant wait for Ryan to write an autobiography

[@mattkidroske]

I absolutely love the intros to these videos! I've said it before but it's worth saying again

[@JoRoWi83]

The Pooper Stimulus “It’s awaaaaay!”

[@particalman1016]

You know, if anyone else was telling that story about filming a porno, I would say bullshit, but because it's Ryan I 100% believe he did it for only weed and Little Cesar's.

[@justjack2]

Best Ryan story yet.

[@aBucketOfPuppies]

I love antagonistic Elyse

[@pbroccoli]

"On womp gomp fightin shmeemas" -Elyse Willems 2023

[@marcelinelundy7070]

i am so happy i get to be here for things like this

[@PellecanP]

Weed and Little Caesars......that'll do it.

[@oil3]

Banger video after banger video. Really tempted to join the Dog Pound just to binge the secret backlog 🐶

[@mags-lv8hb]

It’s worth it 👀

[@TheInternetHelpdeskPlays]

These intros get better and better. Awesome game

[@nordyball]

Went to Empire Strips Back over the summer. Can confirm it was hilarious and awesome.

[@godzi1982]

I would film ryan's life for weed and food

[@morlacciconstruction711]

Dudes will see this and just think "Mustafar yeah"

[@wika1117]

Ron Jeremy doesn't have any children so that woman in Ryan's story must have been one of the Jeremy's "stepdaughters" :D

[@jackcadonetti6311]

'jimmy organa' elyse you're on a sick one today

[@avatardecadewho]

So Ryan truly is the Director of a DP

[@Sean683]

The epitome of Ryan's story here

[@augustineirigoyen4400]

Just when you think its over he just comes up with another one

[@jameslarson3355]

Gabagool once more 🐙

[@guhrizzlybaire]

Ryan is a never ending story

[@Buff_Iroh]

Babe, wake up! New Ryan Lore just dropped!!

[@VoodooSockMonkey]

I think it is canon that Darth Ryan is the star here

[@XShrike0]

It just occurred to me, doesn't "bullseye a womprat" mean that they have cattle in Star Wars?

[@dzavelion]

The burlesque show in LA is really good!!

[@watumutiz]

Blew what??? Blew whooo???? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Elyse mocking the Starboys will never not be funny! Also NEW RYAN LORE!! 😂😂😂😂

[@scoopmacgooter4123]

I’m bout ta fire some protein torpedos.

[@Cybert0ny]

The book series of Ryan's lore is gonna be a best seller.

[@nathandts3401]

Jacob is the C3PO of the office.

[@mechagoblin8768]

They need to play the Farscape game for Elyse, she's the puppet guy!

[@ZROSTARS]

If Star Boys had Minch and Jarjar on same episode 😮

[@crzkartoonkid5987]

Ryan I aspire to have a life like yours 🫡 😂

[@frozendogfood]

I really want to play a part in the live action biographical film about Ryan's life

[@silvursurpent1966]

I can't wait to watch this new Ryanhaus video.

[@qwi2311]

And a million google searches cried out in terror as they found Ryan’s Directorial Porno starring Jazz Jeremy and HorseBoy😂

[@T1MBERWVLF]

I'm 90% sure we're in a simulation. It's the only way Ryan's life makes any sense.