A Difficult Game About Climbing - The Ordeal (WAYNERADIOTV)

[@saintcig]

took an edible halfway through this stream. passed out and woke up off my shits to wayne screaming. i was convinced he was mad at me

[@MiraKurutaimu]

doin it right

[@quantumblur_3145]

Mira stop being the comical villain down the alleyway in the drug PSA, that's not an actual job

[@doodleboi4744]

He knows you're high. We all do. Everybody can tell.

[@SourGummiWyrm69]

he's mad you didn't SHARE

[@benadrylbenny]

Wayne Radio'tv HATES weed and he HATES you

[@DJ_Professor_K]

I'm only 2 hours in and reading the comments is like finding the journal entries in a survival horror game that hint at whatever terrible tragedy caused everything. It's concerning.

[@deejorno]

November 28th, 1993. The experiment has gone well. The wayner is showing promising signs. November 29th, 1993. the wayner is loose

[@ms_accel]

I missed the stream and come here to check in. I see comments talking about the hidden benefits of circumcision and how the maroon 5 page on the justin timberlake wiki is now locked. I'm scared.

[@suziebelle3738]

concerning....

[@PopitTart_]

the mention of the chat doubter at 3:32:44 immediately before the second half of the stream labled "The Ordeal" is unbelievably foreboding

[@unofficialwayner]

5:57:43 i can't stop thinking about wayne getting so mad he just blows up a balloon for no reason

[@djdee6386]

During the Sonic marathon he realized he could use balloons as a talisman for his dark energy. This is but one of many tricks Wayne will employ to avoid succumbing to evil and becoming Dark Wayne.

[@gardenofsn5955]

"stages of grief" "oh? balloon?" "anger balloon" chat was killing me lmfao

[@sascham7833]

hurts so much to hear everyone say "you better hang on tight, Spider monkey" sounds like something someone would say in a movie and then never acknowledging that its from twilight

[@quantumblur_3145]

Haven't gotten whiplash this bad since I discovered Tumblr and absorbed whiplash into my genome

[@Sad_KittenGaming]

"spider monkey" just reminds me of that one clip of the soldier from tf2 saying "Grease monkey!".

[@zeldachocobo]

how quickly we forget..

[@enibenni3289]

first the icecream bar and now the kitkat bar does baaulp have the food preservation skills of a 15th century peasant

[@tinnian1273]

incredibly fucked up to watch the stream starting at The Ordeal and then go back to wayne smiling and having fun in the first part feels like a flashback

[@quantumblur_3145]

Chaos control

[@billieclubbb2418]

Wayne's sisyphus streams are honestly some of my favorites

[@TehCakeIzALie1]

god same

[@enibenni3289]

which streams are sisyphean? definetly the toreba one

[@r0tgut]

@@enibenni3289 toreba, this one, stanley parable baby stream, the elden ring stream where he bashed his head against crucible knight for hours . all i can think of

[@Peachy_Fuzzy]

​@@enibenni3289Stanley Parable baby stream

[@benadrylbenny]

​@@enibenni3289the one where if Wayne gets bad playing a bad killer on dbd he needs to eat a whole raw egg

[@starplatinumb]

I love that the final portion of stream is basically just baaulp vamping whilst wayne has activated Pure Buddha Gaming state and has ceased speaking

[@quietstories98]

this gave me flashbacks to the elden ring stream where wayne bashed his head against the boss fight with the crucible knight in Caelid for several hours. This man has so much determination, its impressive

[@SarksStuffDA]

my favorite part was the 10 minute conversation on circumcision

[@djdee6386]

Looking at these comments before watching this all the way through is like seeing those proposed spikes around nuclear waste sites.

[@djdee6386]

I’m currently at the “sperm plug” talk

[@bigasssimp7468]

@@djdee6386wonderful comparison that paints a beautiful picture in my head. thank you. also when they got to the conclusion that circumcision was like the devil gene in tekken i hollered.

[@cutiedaisy5935]

was on a cocktail of flu meds struggling to remember basic controls in SM64 during this stream, it was like we were comrades in self-inflicted suffering

[@quantumblur_3145]

Immersive Mario experience+

[@kaitov5]

the way he flipped on this game so hard. devastating stream

[@StrawberryCelebi]

I somehow fell asleep two hours before the end despite the screaming. Sad I missed Wayne giving in to Baaulp’s dark temptation.

[@quantumblur_3145]

Ominous as someone who hasn't watched yet

[@lookoutforburningbuildings5563]

same here, I fell asleep and had some strange dreams

[@monkeydad47]

I was woken up at like 9am by the loud ass victory screen at the end. I went right back to bed :)

[@EverestPalmer]

I had to leave at around the 7 hour mark just before the stream ended and then I had a nightmare where I was the bald guy and I was stuck in an eternal loop of the ordeal forever.

[@EliasPluto]

Wow

[@StephenMckeighen]

You and the edibles guy should be friends

[@8bittrix]

the cliffs are calling boy. solve my climbing riddle.

[@kerescrawford]

what an epic tale. sad that this is wayne's final stream. unless the cenobites let him continue, i guess.

[@r0tgut]

I said it multiple times in the stream chat and on the wiki, but thank you to the maroon 5 fandom wiki defenders who stood beside me.

[@hamletbot5136]

i fell asleep in two hours and while im assuming he was screaming i was having a nightmare about trying to climb away from da killer

[@skengo9817]

Baaulp talking about "the serial castrator" while looks more mad than I've ever seen anyone before is so good

[@crabulonbestgirl9130]

I think you forgot a word

[@skengo9817]

@@crabulonbestgirl9130 I can't believe I forgot wayne

[@weevilwizarddotmusic9711]

i left around the 4 hour mark because i needed to sleep but. oh my fucking god did he actually get stuck on that rock for HOURS? im speechless

[@Joebaseball-qp2nk]

Roughly 3 and half hours, wayne spent just as much time on the ordeal as it took to actually get there

[@lochness7419]

i had to dip like . Right before he got to the area with the ordeal. holy shit. I’m only like 30 minutes into the ordeal and skipped ahead to see. This is half the stream. oh my god

[@Sludgefriend]

5:57:44 courage the cowardly dog ass expression of emotions

[@JustAGoomy]

I felt so bad for him by the end, what a devistatingly brutal difficulty spike.

[@sidheo3741]

I watched most of the stream live and just came to see how long it took him to get it. i guess i shouldnt be surprised after his stanley parable experience that he'd spend 3.5 hours on one move. little does he know, this is also a realistic climbing experience. people spend weeks and months on a single route. stay strong wayne

[@septemberist]

listening to the ordeal section of this stream has been helping me grt through a terrible paper mache project, so thank u wayne for suffering so i could make a dog house made of legs

[@firstaid223]

Wayne told me I'm going to hell for lying about the tooth fairy during this stream I feel like hell would be the better alternative to this game

[@Similarsmiles]

I’ve literally had the heavy machinery, stuck between gears, unharmed and forever climbing nightmare so many times. It really is a perfect visualization of horrible dreams that don’t make much sense

[@Friidge]

Watched this stream drunk and reach a point where I accidentally harmonised my scream with Wayne’s

[@sverenagain]

at the very start of the stream i knew deep down that we would hit the Ordeal section and that it would be miserable. but wow. the perseverance was perhaps the most unlucky part of it

[@Sparkelfox]

When Baaulp said "WE DON'T DO THAT IN ASIA" I thought I was gonna die.

[@instantmacandcheese5763]

i dropped my phone while watching this and i got really worried that he would fall from the phone shaking him around. this is a video though so he’s okay

[@feaster1984]

5:27:10 The start of Trog’s youth pastor sermon

[@PorcuPineapple]

4:27:20 Wayne, I want you to know that this moment has done permanent damage to my vocabulary. I am going to be using that phrase for the rest of my life

[@jesterjamz]

4:27:18 not sure how nobodys timestamped this one yet

[@wintersoren]

Trog reading the verse Millipedes 2:9 from the Book of Millipedes made me think of the stupid "I am a Millipede" song from years ago.

[@eipeafaine]

3:17:30 Bauulp's Circumcision

[@Nilon241]

When he CAME??? 🤨

[@reybo6003]

He has fun on the pirate wheel forever, he's so happy !

[@Vampyromorphidae-vm3qx]

The foreshadowing in this stream is crazy

[@user-py4zl1hk5k]

thanks for posting the uncut version

[@birdflox1337]

Teehee

[@FSEThompson]

48:45 They Tried To Warn Him

[@radshiba_]

ah sweet a new where do we begin episode

[@miyazukini]

i think apples are really delicious but log's "rub apple skin on teeth" story made me gag a bit

[@robbie_the_mastermind2176]

2:16:40 this as a coop game, one player plays the hands and the other player plays as the feet.

[@abc-qh5fc]

i was hungover and half concious watching this live and I think it rlly added to the experience

[@UmmNovumn]

Getting crane game toreba flashbacks rn Wayne..

[@wolfcl0ck]

The Ordeal caused this stream to go from a Tier 1 (Anyone can watch this stream) to a Tier 4 (Only True Wayners can finish)

[@fernbreeze723]

i just finished watching it rn and this is the first stream of his ive watched and finished

[@Just_Maxwell77]

​@@fernbreeze723 youve become a true wayner in the span of one stream, congrats

[@noword7618]

English is not my first language and im trying force myself listen english podcast while i do other stuff so i get better at it This stream gotta be GOOD material

[@mochaokamura1478]

I was so exhausted by the end of the stream but I’m glad I was there to see wayne give in to his dark urge and See Such Sights. awful stream, I loved it

[@doodleboi4744]

I fell asleep around the clothesline part, and woke up to the rebar climbing just before the ordeal. Truly a nightmare. And it's so sad that this game looks really fun and challenging, and then they just slap you in the face with that part

[@crabulonbestgirl9130]

Coming back to this stream and theres so much foreshadowing. Ides of march, the music, its scary

[@milesbrown2261]

this is the lies of p of getting over it

[@gashadokuro_]

The song at the beginning is so great, i forget how great his taste is.

[@witch_bird_jmh]

What was the song? It's a banger but I didn't catch the name of Wayne said it

[@okesska7481]

@@witch_bird_jmhMotor Species from Ridge Racer Type 4

[@tristenarctician6910]

this stream makes it make sense why they have a podcast

[@Senjamin]

one must imagine wayne happy

[@em_birch]

I'm not even mad I lost my channel points. No amount of coins is worth all this pain.

[@BeeP-Z]

belial foddy... Bennett foddy's formerly conjoined twin

[@witchwaist]

this is really heading over it

[@ZannyAisling]

This stream certainly is circumcision-flavored, i agree.

[@randomcloverr]

only real ones remember when the first chapter was just called "D" 😔✊

[@N35513]

Wanting to watch this before work, but it feels inherently wrong to NOT watch this in one sitting. get the full experience.

[@N35513]

Also, going off what Baaulp was talking about with old Playboys (3:50:00 ish), they actually kind of rule depending on the issue. I own a copy of the September 1968 edition that has an interview with Stanley Kubrick, a Kurt Vonnegut Jr. short story, and a debate section dedicated to reproductive rights. Needless to say, I unironically read old Playboy for the articles.

[@ApertureCity]

No problem, enjoy the Kit Kat man

[@malt1115]

i havent had to watch a video in such fragmented bursts since the travis mcelroy amongus clip

[@malt1115]

the secondhand dread i feel seeing how much left of the ordeal section is enough to make me step away for a few days before watching more

[@malt1115]

good god man

[@malt1115]

😭😭

[@malt1115]

putting on this vod to make me inject my hrt on time has been the most efficient motivator

[@ACFan120]

I'm not convinced that Wayne's camera isn't just a phone with the camera app open

[@hungryhedgehog4201]

One must imagine Wayne happy

[@HOG_ZONE]

i'm glad i watched this to the end. i'm glad i got the extended lore of baaulp the rotgoblin who tries to trick wayne into giving him fetid confections.

[@Gochujangst]

I turn on this stream and all I hear is screams of anguish.

[@v_4_valentines]

The Ordeal was just an impromptu RTVS Lives huh nice goin wayner :3

[@The_Rat_Bridget_Fan]

Hell yeah new vod Trans rights ::3

[@dontdokidsdrugs2760]

based!

[@tristenarctician6910]

based

[@magmapixel8627]

Are human rights!

[@DreamPrinnySquad]

between this and the heath bar Wayne really puts himself through hell for the kind of snack I’d have without thinking

[@batcubed6670]

oh my god the kaiji joke during the powerline sequence got me so bad, i was NOT expecting it

[@Hunbunqueen]

3 hours of horror and pain

[@en3839]

6:57:00 Lord Baaulpatine

[@finnweldin1772]

the maroon 5 page on the justin timberlake wiki is now locked

[@patrickgriffin3239]

This is a marker for me to return in the morning: 5:17:57

[@onlineguy69]

2:46:08 crying

[@ZannyAisling]

Spoilers The way the ass-end of this stream, even after the tak tik reveal, after Wayne's given up, then proceeds to devolve into the age old "refrigerating half-finished sweets" argument, is just. The best joke. I wish Mira was there. We could've gone to Chuck E Cheese.

[@cronst6352]

Ive ticked over into "the ordeal" and im scared

[@lolothesilly]

re: homophobic easter bunny: when i did roleplay on tumblr there was someone rping as the easter bunny who said that since hes an animal he would naturally dislike anything unnatural. in hindsight i think they just wanted an excuse to shit on gay ships

[@900px4]

6:59:36 it is happening again

[@rainstrike8407]

the cycle repeats

[@dompan9169]

THE TWIST AT THE ENDO THO

[@jaredbumbis]

loved the girp shoutout, one of my favorite games of all time just deisgn wise

[@lolothesilly]

wild watching this now, i havent kept up with rtvs vods in a while but i was one of the people who won a minecraft throw blanket during that 24 hour minecraft charity stream, it's on my chair right now, and all your silly stream noises are so nostalgic :]

[@pricer1707]

Televangelist AI Scripture Stream with calls in is a really good idea

[@quantumblur_3145]

It would be indistinguishable from the real thing

[@lonelyy-clown]

Sisyphus taktik gaming

[@roninnozlo9544]

1:03:12 johnny chaos mentioned

[@burningflurber]

noho hank in quite the predicament...

[@allikazaam]

48:45 they tried to warn you

[@docca2077]

daaaamn this outers pretty wilds

[@dixienormous8397]

love to watch the Games Man suffer

[@WhyDidIJustEatThat]

1:00:27 *CURSE OF JOSEPH SMITH*

[@eli9214]

rewatching this and the foreshadowing is insane

[@sogging]

days like these... make a man a fool

[@Lupa737]

4:11:50 for where they watch someone speedrun the game

[@Valley_Foods]

2:15:05 mama luigi

[@minea623]

i love wayne lore

[@Flad.]

3:52:30 this wasn't his point but doing this also could (theoretically) result in AI learning from that AI generated content in the future when they're training newer versions of AI, which could cause a bit of stagnation for future AI iterations.

[@Jay-ob5yg]

what's the song at 6:56:24 ? it sounds so familiar but i cant remember exactly

[@cyborgraptor1778]

So is this a game based on Magnus Mitbo since it's all campusing? (Using only arms to climb, no feet).

[@demetriustrismegistus4367]

wayne: defeated

[@elliswrong]

suffering

[@-Mothy-]

3:32:45 Unfortunate.