A Dramatic Reading of Fall Out Boy Fan Confessions Read by Fall Out Boy

[@kateynierwaytr9089]

and, surprisingly, Brendon Urie had nothing to do with this

[@fungusxx]

THATS GOOOOOOOOOOOD

[@leerowan9640]

+kâţëłýñîëŕøwäýţøŕø he probably submitted one of them

[@kateynierwaytr9089]

+weeb trash probably 😂

[@sallypally7042]

omg

[@esharamchurn6513]

IKR

[@jessiebeaver2875]

My confession: Patrick isn't just adorable. He's downright fedorable

[@baileyboerema5391]

+Luna Johnson (Moonlitsunset3) OH MY GOD

[@baileyboerema5391]

I'm using that everywhere now. That is too perfect.

[@grilbee]

Jessie Beaver Aw fuck this is too amazing to be real

[@baileyboerema5391]

***** you should it fab XD

[@coolvideos1447]

Nah he's fedorkable

[@cosmicvenom8085]

I'M TRYING, I'M TRYING TO SLEEP I'M TRYING, I'M TRYING TO SLEEP BUT I CAN'T, BUT I CAN'T WHEN YOU ALL HAVE HAMS FOR HANDS, YEAH

[@envybvg4184]

Cosmic Venom I didn't get it for a second then I was like OHHHHH TWENTY ONE PILOTS HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA jfc

[@ThePentagonOfLife]

JESUS YES THE FIRST THING I THOUGHT OF WAS GUNS FOR HANDS

[@loconnolly7474]

Cosmic Venom y

[@breanahb9870]

Twenty øne piløts reference

[@cosmicvenom8085]

*bows*

[@deletedjkcndsnsdnkcj]

im trying im trying to sleep but i cant but i cant when you all have HAMS FOR HAND

[@mishapleaseslaymyentireexi4805]

Is that frank

[@fluffyberry2222]

I was thinking the same thing

[@Haley-br2wo]

yay

[@scaredpotteryouwish.7168]

Best comment 2016

[@edenfisseha4247]

this comment is so beautiful

[@mediocrio]

WHY ARE WE NOT TALKING ABOUT PATRICK'S CUTE LITTLE HAND FLUTTER AFTER HE READS OUT THE THIGH FINGERPRINT ONE

[@coolvideos1447]

I DIED LIKE

[@fangirlingismyfandom8452]

Ikr I died that so funny and cute he's like hi

[@ihatescrappydoo6827]

+esotericposterior I KNOW RIGHT

[@izelguzman2668]

+Cakenrollo IT'S THE CUTEST THING!!

[@datboipepe2245]

mediocrio ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[@sia8853]

Next they should do: A Dramatic Reading of Fall Out Boy Fan Fiction read by Fall Out Boy

[@alysseleeorr]

Yes omg that would be the best thing

[@keenancain5535]

NO PLEASE GOD NO PATRICK WOULD LITERALLY KILL SOMEONE DO NOT GIVE PETE ANYMORE IDEAS

[@hadleystrainge]

Keenan Cain I WAS JUST THINKING THIS WE NEED TO STOP SUGGESTING RIDICULOUS THINGS THAT WE KNOW PETE WILL DO

[@lesleyelizabeth158]

PLEASE OMFG

[@sophiamontoya7951]

Yes they do

[@madilol378]

THAT SMALL WAVE PAT MADE AFTER THAT CENTURIES CONFESSION 😂😂

[@pipergirlie8138]

Don't call him Pat. He doesn't like that!

[@thefallinourboys9742]

He's always a dirty little man

[@Anna-yn9jk]

And Patrick is supposed to be the good boy

[@victoriafallin1317]

He said himself he doesn't like to be called Pat! Don't call him that!

[@biscuits4smvt]

its too perfect oml-

[@t20014]

1:01 ham for hands - the newest single by twenty one pilots

[@rptck1928]

Crafting

[@needdles1347]

Ohmygod

[@bandit24k]

+ElementNova clearhead

[@hailsters9157]

*crying*

[@bandit24k]

+Hailsters91 *crafting

[@brynnharris5445]

IM STILL NOT OVER THE FACT THAT JOE READ BOTH OF MY CONFESSIONS

[@shan-tx7lo]

I'M TRYING I'M TRYING TO SLEEP BUT I CAN'T BUT I CAN'T WHEN YOU ALL HAVE HAM FOR HANDS YEA

[@emmanuellecharlebois9523]

I'm ashamed that those were both yours.

[@CastielNovak666]

+Brynn Harris OML LUCKY

[@vantaena]

+Castiel Novak (Cas) Cas!!! :P

[@vantaena]

+Castiel Novak (Cas) Cas!!! :P

[@KwikTripCryptid]

This was far too short, I need more of this

[@alexidavis4103]

yes

[@MariaCheskaTheGC]

how about a dramatic reading of their fan fiction...

[@KwikTripCryptid]

Maria Cheska I want this too.

[@MariaCheskaTheGC]

***** too late bitches xDDDD

[@scazdog]

Don't we all

[@milaroberts2961]

i literally typed in "patrick stump fedora ass" to find this video

[@galaxycreeper2278]

Mila Robert YOU DESERVE AN AWARD

[@ivoryy.]

Deadass same tho

[@mir572]

And the last reward of the day, for best thing EVER, goes to you

[@daffytaffy5966]

XDXD Wowwwww. SMooth bruh

[@maddiedoes3571]

What else came up

[@HannahRichardsonTheEleven]

schwing is my new favourite word

[@kidspretzellover]

SAMMMMEEEE

[@shareesojulari6309]

+B Richardsøn If you like Mike Myers watch Wayne's World. That is where the clip after he said schwing comes from.

[@user-sy6er5tq2u]

+Sharees Ojulari Tysm I really wanted to see the video 😂

[@mishapleaseslaymyentireexi4805]

+Sharees Ojulari I love that movie bless

[@literaltrash6991]

same

[@erinwild8194]

Kinda sad there's only one for Andy. There's been a lot of interesting ones about him... *cough* garlic bread *cough*

[@gingerr8015]

Please explain

[@fluoresin]

THE garlic bread

[@kaylaslack9276]

Don't you DARE explain the garlic bread. Save her eyes PLEASE

[@cardan4662]

THE GARLIC BREAD ONE OMFG

[@katewilliams5636]

THE G ARL IC BREAD

[@NeppyNeptune]

guys patrick is too innocent for this what have you done

[@lucyclark5416]

You clearly haven't heard Blue Rabbits

[@jmhowden384]

Lucy Clark Or him on video (other than television) pre-hiatus. Patrick didn't actually stop swearing. In fact, he used up his lifetime quota of profanity before he hit his late 20s. :D

[@Gniechotek]

Patrick is all but innocent my friend trust me, you just all agreed to make him look like a baby and that's when you made your fault lol

[@NeppyNeptune]

mannn shit, blue rabbits fucking. of course.

[@greengrrrrrl]

DUDE WHAT IF HE ISN'T THOUGH LIKE WHAT IF HE JUST PLAYS THAT ACT IM DONE BYE THIS IS DEFINITELY ILLEGAL

[@tehreeem]

New hit single: A dramatic reading of Fall out boy Fan confessions read By fall out boy By Panic! At The disco

[@renegade11b45]

All my frens are wenty øne crybaby's at the disco by fall out boy

[@gtfoofmylife6216]

No it's: A dramatic reading of Fall out boy Fan confessions read By fall out boy By Panic! At The disco by Fall Out Boy by My Chemical Romance By Twenty One Pilots. I can't wait for that.

[@reddeath5791]

By Fall Out Boy

[@theskyesummers]

@@reddeath5791 by panic! at the disco

[@reddeath5791]

@@theskyesummers by Fall Out Boy XD

[@Ambiexoxlol]

Who needs ham for hands when you all got guns for hands

[@Siska_]

+Ambiexoxlol Or hooks :D

[@ccarruthers4616]

+Siska chan that might hurt though...

[@Siska_]

Ceilidh Bug Yeah I know, it was a Young Blood Chronicles reference

[@ccarruthers4616]

+Siska chan sorry, yeah I got it my dirty mind just got the best of me.

[@Siska_]

Ceilidh Bug It's okay. You thought in a dirty way with the words ham for hands? That is a new fetish for me xD

[@riripanini]

They used the laugh track 12 times.

[@mediocrio]

light 'em up

[@rudysalazar8148]

+esotericposterior immortals

[@mediocrio]

Rudy Salazar that is so wrong

[@mysticalstick9119]

When I hear patrick swear.... It's like a magical moment that only happens on special occasions

[@fangletogether9475]

Ikr?! He just seems so innocent

[@alexandraphilbin6934]

Blue rabbits

[@cluelessclovurr8041]

"...assholes. *giggle*"

[@mcfly4959]

Why does my toe hurt. Also why did I come here from when Brendon Urie told the story of fob while he was drunk. XD

[@thatonegreencrayon7465]

Same ( not about the toe hurting though)

[@mcfly4959]

+Thatonegreencrayon lol

[@phanicatthechemicalfallout5558]

Same but, my toe doesn't hurt

[@natalieann5197]

Sameeee

[@terepypyrope1655]

Same

[@kiwamihollie]

I love Joseph Troham

[@meowsalem]

i see you everywhere, and i adore you tbh

[@ambam8091]

Or hamhands as I call him

[@normanmustdie]

Oh !so you are ''thromosexual'' 😂😂😅

[@EileenSupernova]

Patrick: "Patrick speaking French is like f**k me right now." *phone rings * Patrick: *laughs* That's them.

[@emma-is-not-okay]

EileenSupernova That one was a KnEEslaPPeR

[@theskyesummers]

that’s brendon

[@morganhollingsworth3424]

new song by fall out boy titled: A Dramatic Reading of Fall Out Boy Fan Confessions Read by Fall Out Boy

[@keyanakurgan9175]

by Panic! at the Disco

[@literaltrash6991]

+Keyana Kurgan by fall out boy

[@acadiathenerd49]

By Panic! At The Disco

[@chewzX3]

A Dramatic Reading Of Fall Out Boy Confessions Read By Fall Out Boy By Panic! At The Disco By Fall Out Boy By Fall Out Boy By Panic! At The Disco. my favorite song.

[@TokyoBlue587]

"I Wrote My Confessions To Fall Out Boy and All I Got Was This Stupid Song"

[@doiplayhockey]

OMG poor Andy was so uncomfortable reading his XD no wonder he only read one

[@madelyncormier7777]

+doiplayhockey my poor child only read one

[@kainat8071]

What's funny is that Andy looks so hard core with all the tattoos and stuff so you expect his voice to be really deep instead he talks like an adorable chipmunk.

[@cierrathebabydragon]

Kainat Jamil I know! Andy Hurley is a cupcake in disguise

[@annaterpillar1690]

WAS THAT CUPCAKE A REFERENCE TO RAY'S CUPCAKE THING FROM MCR

[@sarahcrowder8102]

I know right! he's my adorable little puppy dog

[@jodurty]

roz turner A soul voice...

[@anonymouscat3772]

@@annaterpillar1690 “oh i just put my hand in a cupcake. Looka dat!”

[@brynnharris5445]

MY CONFESSION WAS THE TROHMOSEXUAL ONE OH GOD I WAS TRYING TO BE FUNNY

[@firstnamelastname1789]

WAS IT OMFH THANK YOU SO MUCH

[@nervousbreakdancer2998]

IT WAS FUNNY XD

[@amygonzalez9577]

I can relate to your confession

[@brynnharris5445]

I don't think I'll ever be able to meet Joe with a straight face now.

[@AtomicCrowbar]

Hi I'm Tumblr user Trohmosexual and I'm now dEAD INSIDE

[@caitlinhsu9074]

Okay but does anybody else here agree that the title of this video would make for a helluva song title?

[@mykindofcrazy3215]

+Caitlin Hsu Yes!

[@rojones4331]

+Caitlin Hsu and we all know they'd do it, too

[@mykindofcrazy3215]

Bree Brook Yes! They should!

[@keyanakurgan9175]

by Panic! at the Disco

[@moshlingzoo]

'A Dramatic Reading of Fall Out Boy Fan Confessions Read by Fall Out Boy' by Fall Out Boy.

[@beabee2000]

WHO LET THEM NEAR THAT GODFORSAKEN BLOG?!

[@leilaperez7764]

IDK MAN. I CANT DECIDE WHETHER TO BE THANKFUL OR NOT

[@mariaventurelli4559]

sexuality: patrick stump saying "centuries patrick is ridiculously hot"

[@keenancain5535]

OH SHIT I FOLLOW THIS BLOG OMG I AM DYING I was really worried for a minute or two. "Are they gonna find the one about the garlic bread? Are they gonna find the one about twinkies?"

[@littlebunny13]

I WAS THINKING EXACTLY THE SAME THING OMG I THOUGHT ANDY WAS GONNA READ THE GARLIC BREAD CONFESSION TBH

[@EastyBuggy]

Garlic bread confession?

[@littlebunny13]

fobconfessions.tumblr.com/post/94946598120

[@ozlem4923]

what's this blog called I need to know hahaha

[@IISilverIIStarII]

***** h OLY SHIT

[@leofarrawell6497]

i watch this at least once a day

[@maetoilet]

+charlie lester same!!! >//

[@casedyhowlter3709]

So do I it makes my day

[@trash4books148]

same

[@kylee592]

Casedy Howlter it cleanses the soul

[@rekpal8016]

U still do it now after 2 years?

[@shelovedjohnny]

Patrick looks so innocent while reading this. I CAN'T WITH HIS CUTENESS

[@frostvortex1674]

I'm emobandsexual (sexually attracted to "emo" bands)

[@pxvlovegaminq8043]

I like how you use the quotes, it makes it seem less offensive when you say it. I use it too

[@sarahtamar9931]

Frostvortex I'm andybiersacksexual (sexually attracted to Andy biersack)

[@julia-kk7zi]

same

[@frostvortex1674]

+Sarah Tamar same

[@air6260]

Frostvortex me tho

[@skr7901]

PATRICKS TOO INNOCENT TL BE READING THOSE

[@darkneko666]

Trust me, Patrick is anything but innocent if you really watch him.

[@Gniechotek]

He is not that innocent if you look closely my friend lol

[@asmin9927]

Blue Rabbit.

[@nervousbreakdancer2998]

If he's so innocent, how exactly did Declan come into this world? Lol

[@gingerr8015]

Ok i just looked up blue rabbits and i'll never be the same...

[@valeriyasavchenko2803]

hams for hands? isn't that a twenty one pilots song?

[@jeanwapano9739]

Valery S nice one

[@xoftri2435]

From the album with your favorite songs: Coconut sharks in the water Hams for Hands (Guns for hands) TB Saga Kitchen Drink (Kitchen Sink) Eaten (Heathens) And your other favorite hits!

[@InkAndPoet]

Valery S, you *slay* me with your humor.

[@soggyrats]

XD

[@OvercastCarCrashHeart9]

If you listen closely you can hear [PEPE WENTZ SCREAMING IN THE DISTANCE]

[@deadskink9684]

Patrick's little finger wave and that expression at the fingerprint one though😂😂😂😂

[@user-qy9bq4nh3z]

I needed this in my life

[@sw4mp_c0rp3s]

We all do

[@sandraa4051]

is fall out boy a band or is it an art

[@jill1846]

Its an idea

[@Randomperson2222221]

I am a cat. no.

[@CompleteMuffin]

I am a cat. let's not go there

[@paris-cg6hw]

I am a cat. Can u not

[@pricessLeopard112]

It's a lifestyle.

[@sophia4365]

0:59 IT LOOKS LIKE HE ALMOST LAUGHED HELp

[@HannahGouge]

OMG IT DOES 😂

[@amysaysbye]

Ah, I still remember when this happened, and the entire fanbase lost it's shit. Good times. (Also I totally wasn't on the actual confession blog when I heard about this video >->)

[@agschwarze]

Your profile pick is great.

[@xMIKUx-qr8fk]

The Pete ones were obviously written by Patrick. Peterick for life

[@amandareneecarrillo3572]

Leave.

[@lucyclark5416]

No

[@izzylk1802]

You come into my house

[@allison-ov2ky]

*knocks on your door* yes peterick is a wonderful ship *shoves through doorway* but have you considered *pictures of pete wentz and mikey way go everywhere* letting petekey into your life?

[@kerahbundy5705]

+Allison Fincher ^ this. Yes. So much yes.

[@patricksstump9680]

I FINALLY FIGURED OUT WHERE THEY GOT THOSE CONFESSIONS... Idk that just made me slightly happy

[@gabsbarbieri]

+Kayla Booth where?

[@patricksstump9680]

+eden souls edition the blog fobconfessions on tumblr

[@SixtySecondYoga]

Next, someone should get all the MCR members together to read the MCR confessions! This would make my life.

[@nichnytsia.stitch]

suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure. "get all the MCR members together" thats what we should be worried about first, if that happens i can live without MCR confessions ;------;

[@SixtySecondYoga]

Lol true

[@rileysully7655]

omg ive seen so many of your comments on dan and phils videos. haha!!

[@SixtySecondYoga]

Wow really? I'm a celebrity now 😂

[@MariaCheskaTheGC]

SixtySecondYoga Yoga i have a joke... what is MCR's favorite Taylor Swift song? We are *NEVER EVER* getting back together

[@alekshd5598]

the patrick ones are me af

[@teresam1859]

1:11 *phone rings* *Patrick*: that's them! I DIED

[@inciovat2271]

lmao these fellas walked so thirst tweets could run

[@ironically_iconic9848]

wtf are these videos.... : / I love them :D

[@SomehowStillSane]

This is why fall out boy should be respected and feared

[@andyfitzgerald3202]

Whenever you talk about Joe Trohman in a romantic way, you have to say "No trohmo" afterwards.

[@deobeesie369]

Underrated comment

[@cynthiafinney5474]

I died laughing when it said Patrick speaking French is like fuck me right now

[@djspookymegan124]

I'm trying, I'm trying to sleep! but I can't , but I can't when you all have.... HAMS FOR HANDS

[@user-jk1lb5cg1z]

schwing

[@ratmeat1401]

shwing

[@naiknaik8812]

schwing

[@gallifreyanpizza]

I would like to thank this band for existing.

[@kyragrayc]

At this point, we don’t need to make Fall Out Boy memes. They’ve beat us.

[@kieryn-emileehewitt5214]

Probably the thought process behind this whole thing: Patrick and Andy: *PETE NO* Pete: *_PETE YES_* Joe: *_-Whatever man-_*

[@edily8872]

I like how the phone rings and Patrick just loses it

[@rael7867]

I am very in favor of the confession at 0:36. Who's with me?

[@soulaimab9871]

I AM

[@ihatescrappydoo6827]

+Patrick Stump Grunting the finger flutter

[@anonymouscat3772]

Ay.

[@cherry-pr1yu]

THE WAY JOE SAID "I GET OFF" IS SO FUNNY

[@moonymothx5183]

😂😂😂😂

[@nataliebrennan2473]

I WISH THIS WAS LONGER OMG

[@nicolebaird9208]

One FOB Q&A that I saw asked if they would live in a world where fan fic was real and pete right away said NO ANYTHING BUT FAN FIC hahaha we all know why..

[@amysaysbye]

*whispers* Lung fic....

[@nicolebaird9208]

Ɣσυȵǥ Ɓℓσσđ and Uncle Pete...

[@cecerose1488]

The one with Dan and Phil I loved that one

[@amysaysbye]

CeCe Madrid Possibly my favourite interview, though I have a hard time deciding who to stare at in that video ._.

[@anonymouscat3772]

@@amysaysbye oh my god Pete would be dead then so glad they didnt pick that

[@blancaperez7447]

One: DO MORE BECAUSE I'M DYING. Two: please make panic at the disco do this And 3: I'm fucking crying

[@Lee-ye1xk]

We need part two of this

[@Angie-Way]

I'm trying so hard not to laugh it's the middle of the night

[@oliverwills3556]

We need another twenty of these

[@14freckles14]

OH MY GOD THIS IS SO WEIRD HEARING PATRICK SAY THAT ITS LIKE BLUE RABBITS ALL OVER AGAIN NO

[@charliemedina9262]

Is here, where I realised again that the Fall Out Boy KZbin account is like a fan account, but official.

[@ellielouise.3451]

I love how everybody's talking about everything else while I'm over here laughing my ass off at Pete saying shwing

[@starpunchsoup]

Patrick's little wave after the 'bruises on my thighs like his fingerprints' was TOO FCKING ADORABLE OH MY GOD

[@madieklos1733]

He is damn fine❤

[@petercooper2764]

Ok but the one about Patrick speaking French is understandable

[@oneofthoseghosts6361]

“and, and, and, and, thats them.” I’m dead Patrick omfg this is why I love you so fucking much

[@pxvlovegaminq8043]

That being said, does that mean that we will point our ham hands at eachother instead of our gun hands? * Sings hams for hands *

[@theincarnationofboredom207]

My confession: I have done scientific studies to confirm that Patrick is the cutest being in existence. They came up positive.

[@gingerr8015]

Reason #2759 why this band is my fave!

[@katracaleigh]

I agree with the Patrick speaking French one though. Those two words in Irresistible give me chills every time

[@hafsahm8401]

YOUR NOT MEANT TO SEE THEM GODDAMMIT WHO LEAKED THESE?

[@ssyphs]

it's actually kind of hilarious

[@awkwardghost7670]

Never. Abandon. A. Ship.

[@AlexNoIts]

WE NEED MORE!!!

[@aholdaccount2878]

i watch this every night before i go to sleep

[@dee.e8768]

Too beautiful and I have no words for the fan confessions...beautiful

[@hannah-zu6sh]

i remember I saw this when i first got into fob and i was so confused now i realize i am those fans

[@literaltrash6991]

same om l

[@sheriffofemotown2679]

Patrick Stump's Hand same

[@maximumtaste]

that's never gonna get old

[@guadalupeguijosa2976]

This is the best video ever the way patrick reacts with the phone =) this is so funny and honestly the way patrick was talking and like I said the way he was reacting to the phone it is the cutest yet funniest thing ever

[@alexiapenaflorida6828]

We need a longer version

[@cerysini558]

(eau de resistance)

[@zuzanapouskova6801]

"That's them" I died 😂😂

[@littylillian5928]

The title of this video could be a fall out boy song title

[@izrhiasn0079]

They should do more of these!!!

[@skylar2741]

Patrick's little perverted wave

[@jcan0822]

I love how this pops up when you type ‘patrick fedora ass’

[@ludmifletcher]

Patrick swearing is like an Unicorn, you can’t see it but when you can is magical

[@HannahGouge]

I need so many more of these omg...also the french confession...I mean let's be honest Patrick speaking French is pretty hot 😂😍😍

[@DaniMorganCharity]

I can relate to each and everyone of these

[@kkslider3506]

I WAS THE CENTURIES CONFESSION THIS WAS NOT SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN OH GOD

[@jazzytheestallion7025]

Gabby Labrador well shit...

[@jazzytheestallion7025]

Ok so coming back to this... I completely agree. I wouldn't mind that

[@kel8137]

I swear to god the title of the vid is one of their songs

[@emilyvale2834]

by Panic! At The Disco

[@literaltrash6991]

+Em the Emo i'm dying 😂

[@TokyoBlue587]

that smile Patrick does after reading these, and his expression after he says "fedora up my ass" and how he was just barely able to keep from laughing until the phone rang

[@lilymeryne]

0:16 NO BUT ARE WE GOING TO TALK ABOUT HIS REACTION I CANT DEAL

[@jamiethegaymie]

"That's, that's them!" xD Hahaha aw Patrick is too cute :3

[@edgexlaycool]

they should do a part 2! this was waay too short!

[@drew2dee2]

I love how you guys are super famous, but are still incredibly humble and have a great sense of humor

[@percyjackson3371]

andy's voice is so sweet and adorable, omg

[@ashisinteresting4806]

I just finished the milk fic and I’m disturbed I came here for comfort wtf