A DRUNKEN NOAH (Cards Against Humanity Ep. 135)

[@LifeAsJester]

they missed chilled's savage joke at 1:57

[@x00Warhawk00x]

'Weapons of Ass Destruction' is one of the best cards I've seen in a while. I'm surprised how often Smarty is winning these games, he's doing well.

[@pim9321]

"I'm 100% ready to be offensive and hilarious and probably none of those at the same time" Don't worry, that's me in class with my black friend, I'm offensiving him and thinking i'm funny, God help him

[@aderpypanda561]

... Learn grammar first

[@pim9321]

ADerpyPanda I'm not even English, so excuse me for my mistakes.

[@PK-mq9xp]

Zebii fzgwfgasf

[@shawnheatherly]

You know, I'd love to hear any of those stories from my drunk uncle. It's going to be an exciting Thanksgiving no matter what.

[@jimbojj26]

Passage 1.Fucking Something was always my favorite Psalm

[@DragonaxFilms]

3:53 "I think that's bread before Jesus touched it and turned it into fish." **slams head into desk**

[@dascorncakes1151]

I still have no idea what unleavened bread is.

[@DragonaxFilms]

Corncakes Meme It's bread that doesn't have any leavening in it, like flat bread. Leavening is stuff like yeast that makes bread rise.

[@jmui31415]

4:35 - In one specific context, "hands off the head of John the Baptist" is absolutely perfect. Google the story of Salome, and you'll see. It's messed up :P

[@Lunaffee]

I'm so fucking glad I put earphones in before that first card was read

[@tplouffe9226]

Ze, Will you ever play Game Dev Tycoon again?

[@maximumride2298]

Whoa whoa whoa... Smarty WON?! It's been a while since that last happened...

[@usec4632]

YOU DON'T CLIMB JACHIE CHAN HE CLIMBS YOU

[@alinetiemi1551]

"I'm doing butt stuff" ~ ZeRoyalViking, 2016

[@Kyo_theTowaSimp]

Shoutouts to whoever played that Boondocks card at 6:40. I got it, and I would have gave that round to you.

[@TheBingle]

7:19 boondocks reference

[@brucereid3081]

noah= the true pokemon master

[@xmenfan1323]

I was watching the tv channel ID and they have a show called Evil lives here and one episode was about a woman's brother killed a man but before that he would get drunk and tell his family and friends about the people he murdered but no one believed him. When he accidentally murdered his friend, his sister told and he admitted to the cops that he had murdered prostitutes and buried them in his backyard. They found several bodies and woman who had captured and raped that he either let go or they escaped.

[@Gabu_]

"I'm doing butt stuff" - Ze, 2016.

[@nutterfroken5909]

Unleavened bread is bread without yeast. Also known as pita.

[@matthewelliott7294]

In Soviet Russia, Jackie Chan climbs you.

[@TheOnlyGimmeturben]

for the drunk uncle card could have used the last one you had

[@ashtonparrish]

All i can think about with a frunken noah on a beach, is just his friends coming up and saying "bro stop with this shit youre wasting your life... theres not gonna be a stupid flood!" xd im going yo hell

[@RandyKalff]

+ashton parrish Noah: "The flood is coming, the flood is coming!" Noah: "Where is Eden?" Noah: "We need to make the ark!" Friend: "Noah, you're wasting your time again!" Friend: "There is no flood coming, just go home already, how many times do I have to say that?" Friend to Other Friend: "We really need to put him in therapy, now don't we?" Other Friend: "I'm working on it..." That's what I'd imagine.

[@archdukeslippy1263]

A psalm is a poem, Psalms is a book of poems made of verses.

[@DJParkesie959II]

Drunk Uncle...Drunkle!

[@leomadero562]

Drunkle Stan

[@RageQuit]

Ze is your outro from the game Rubber Ninjas?

[@QintheCrab]

A Psalm is kind of like a song from the Bible. There is a specific portion of the book for Psalms.

[@peachisoro]

this whole episode is me shaking my head at how they don't know a lot of these things but then I remember I'm Christian and they probably aren't.

[@offstringfreak]

-999999999999 points to chilled for not seeing avatar the last airbender

[@acerockman3520]

I can't wait for you to have 666,000 subs

[@BarlocVideos]

Anyone else see the Creature Carl in the background?

[@katemyers5173]

the unleavened bread is the bread Jesus broke for the last supper before he died on the cross

[@zekus7204]

Man I cant find these card pack at all :(

[@1973Coupe]

Great vid

[@comradekirov6972]

Pc master race is a song by Dan bull

[@frankromano8510]

6:37

[@mikevanelsen6421]

THAT IS REALLY OFFENSIVE TO CERTAIN RELLIGIONS

[@Willario25]

Mike Van Elsen No one cares.

[@mikevanelsen6421]

Will Scherberger wrong I do.

[@ashenwolf98]

Woah, really? Being offensive in Cards Against Humanity? That's unheard of!

[@ashenwolf98]

Also, it's sad that only the cards offensive to Christianity seem to offend you.....

[@aaronmenpes6854]

Hey Ze! Could you maybe play... uhh... ACTUAL GAMES FOR ONCE!?

[@WalkerSchwander]

Lyn Michigan? I'm in traverse city

[@Hoodie_mex]

No no no no no no one more noooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

[@baseballjustin5]

Feb 1th was my Birthday yay I'm 19!!!!

[@mufasaperson7486]

Skreeeeee!!

[@RandyKalff]

+Justin Hughes And as a birthday gift you get a lesson in spelling! It's 1st, then 2nd and from 3th it's with the th at the end. That counts for the last number though. (21st, 62nd and 54th for example) Enjoy your gift!

[@TheFirenze114]

+Randy Kalff Actually it's 3rd then 4th, 5th, 6th, etc.

[@RandyKalff]

TheFirenze114 Oh yeah, my bad.

[@baseballjustin5]

+Randy Kalff screw you autocorrect!!!!!!!!!

[@ekran36]

I'm a Christian but I find this funny

[@ekran36]

now I have to go to reconciliation

[@justingzmn6552]

+Evan Krass lol

[@omgits_terravoltage8897]

ZEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEËEEEEEEEEEEÉEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE your an okay youtuber (just kidding your cool)

[@dakotastanage3961]

dang it a minute off

[@noahhughes3477]

Sup you guys wanted a Noah???

[@galahad626]

A psalm is a book in the bible that has many great verses

[@bigbroguzma2036]

I have this blaring and I live with a Christian family cares I have none lmao

[@mikevanelsen6421]

it is pronounced un-lev-ened bread

[@derekmeyers7675]

ze do u think "hitlers gas bill" would work?

[@xx_spray_xx]

lets start a short storry. i woke up from bed then i...

[@el18mf]

+MihaiAndreiOprea I realised it was a Monday, so I went back to sleep. The End.

[@el18mf]

+Matfinder you said short story so its short.

[@barrymcballs]

+Matfinder Dick move bruh.

[@baseballjustin5]

Shortest story ever: Apple, the end

[@leomadero562]

the shortest poem is an m with an extra n curve thing

[@annaperrell691]

I'm not watching your channel anymore.

[@TheObscureRambler]

A Psalm is not a verse. A Psalm is a song with verses, in the book of said psalms in the Bible. =)

[@ScottWicker1111]

#ZeRoyalViking can you do another video of universe sandbox 2. do a video about the moon an a apocalypse. Please😉

[@Monayla]

+Scott Wicker that would be dope :D I second that!

[@timmysim611]

Hi

[@Faisal-ro1zr]

wtf

[@ravencroft8473]

Poop... that is all

[@V1G1LANTEK9]

ze your room looks fucking awesome like if I wanted to play anything I feel like your room is all I would need When I'm not broke and can move out of my parents house and I'm done with this last year of college I want a giant tv with xbone and ps4 and my badass comp as well as an awesome stereo system and disco lights

[@godzclan5032]

nobody dislike plz

[@xx_spray_xx]

among the first

[@daunt_haz3492]

7th

[@el18mf]

69th view, oh yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[@revolutionchaos4811]

118th

[@noclips1810]

5th like

[@derekmeyers7675]

first

[@revolutionchaos4811]

+Derek Meyers Go fuck your self

[@derekmeyers7675]

+RevolutionchaosTown lol

[@callum0378]

1st

[@callum0378]

2nd*

[@barrymcballs]

+AngrySamurai Gaming 116th*

[@Chocoboo__]

973rd

[@defslave69]

The audio sync is fucked up

[@defslave69]

+Sossedov it's only parts

[@pornhublive3364]

1st

[@nubetubebabies]

first