A Farmer Removed His Own Skin Cancer With A Pocket Knife. This Is What Happened To His Brain.

[@chubbyemu]

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[@JoeMabry]

Chubbyemu happy medical Monday!

[@fehgana9154]

Happy medical monday, and you should defintely do it. You would do spectacular!

[@ThatGreenNugget]

Yes please do that, let's see if we can still follow

[@bigtommyg8315]

Chubbyemu are you a real doctor or are these story's just made up ?

[@catherinebaz3419]

Chubbyemu I would love to see that! Love these videos keep up the great work!!

[@ravenryder6241]

Farmer: uninstalls cancer Cancer: has 20 hidden files

[@user-wy5fg2tl7v]

I hate these memes but that was funny

[@funnymemesterritory4556]

😅

[@Foxy994Anime]

Oh god im dead! 😂

[@stephenpaea177]

All you trolls making fun of someone’s death...and when it’s your turn to die, you become someone’s memes. The cycle never ends, or does it. Edit: wow, how did I get so many likes 😳

[@moukmilan6029]

@@stephenpaea177 stfu you re annoying

[@alexdefatte5202]

Now every time I do something sketchy I think to myself, this is the story of A.D., who used the same cereal bowl without washing it, here's how his organs shut down.

[@pantheraviva]

I think that sometimes, it's like a butterfly effect.

[@markwebber1423]

Haha I reuse plates sometimes too if they look decently clean!

[@paintingwifme5376]

I would like this but its at 69

[@rokkraljkolesa9317]

@@paintingwifme5376 not anymore

[@C.J.Taylor]

@@rokkraljkolesa9317 good job

[@antblisss]

Dude: *cuts off cancer* Cancer: “you should’ve aimed for the head”

[@dean7730]

Underrated comment

[@anchhwa]

😭

[@starlord0o072]

Cancer: you should’ve gone to the hospital

[@kongverse2492]

Lolololol

[@CH4RM_QU4RK]

Dude: cuts off head Cancer: aw fuck, I can’t believe you’ve done this

[@madic15]

My father was diagnosed with early stage skin cancer at 24 before I was born. He was able to seek treatment and was in remission for another almost 20 years. His cancer came back as melanoma when I was around 12, and within two years spread to his brain and killed him. I can’t describe the helplessness I felt as I slowly watched my father deteriorate. Rest in peace Dad. I miss you.

[@truelightningstriker5803]

My condolences.

[@johnbenedetto3096]

This comment made me cry man, that’s so sad

[@Brandon82967]

I don't understand why people with cancer have children knowing they might pass it onto them or die if it comes back (which it often does). Seems like a cruel thing to do to your own child

[@johnbenedetto3096]

@@Brandon82967 cuz humans are dumb

[@ominousthings]

​@@Brandon82967what a weird comment

[@robotfighter3124]

Holy hell, this was the longest mf ad for sunscreen ever

[@daniellacardente5755]

Ur right tho

[@GabrielleTollerson]

lmfao!!

[@Penta55555]

nO iTs nOt iTS a vIdeO abOuT soMeOnE wiTh CaNcEr

[@haksabgd]

Finally an original comment

[@ezfail]

Idk man this one was actually pretty sick tho ngl

[@Xylot]

Cancer is like mold: don't assume it's only on the surface, assume it's probably already spread all throughout (or will soon).

[@Nicholas-f5]

Moldy food can also cause cancer along with benzene in the smell of gasoline.

[@emwihva7897]

lol

[@Try-hard-emily]

Dude its simple if you have cancer chop your arm off that worked for my Friends friends father but he did do it the second he found out so it would not be able to spread plus the doctors where agents it but it happened anyway

[@queenmaiawilson1089]

Well said

[@IzukuMidoriya-fh4dx]

My sister survived cancer I missed a whole year of school for her I was crying so much when she survived

[@PhoenixLive_YT]

A Farmer Removed His Own Skin Cancer, This is how His Cancer pulled an UNO reverse card.

[@phokuki2807]

Phoenix no.

[@PhoenixLive_YT]

Phokuki yes.

[@mylesj3574]

Phoenix no

[@Thalos_s]

@@mylesj3574 yes

[@Whatusername-17]

@@Thalos_s No.

[@jeanne819]

In 1980 I had developed a black mole on my stomach that was growing and the psychiatrist I was working for said I had melanoma and needed biopsy. The diagnosis was malignant melanoma on my abdominal wall. Doctor told me it was was very unlikely I would survive it and as I drove home alone my body shook uncontrollably. I was 22 years old. I remained home from work for 3 days and just lay in bed visualizing non stop the poison cancer leaving my body flushing out and following my surgery the surgeon told me he removed all the cancer and I didn’t even need radiation. I have a very deep large square around abdomen and every day I’m grateful to be here. Since the melanoma, I have had 7 skin cancer surgeries basel cell and squamous and had another biopsy today on a new red spot of 5 months. I was the kid at the beach applying all baby oil and no sunscreen, piles of blisters from sunburn etc and this is the consequence. I hope everyone reading this will get to dermatologist annually for a full check (earlier If red spot that doesn’t heal in months, or new mole growth) and wear a hat and sunscreen. Keep safe 🙏

[@shubhi.saxena]

I'm so sorry you went through that horrible horrible phase, you're really strong! I hope you have a healthy and a happy life ahead, God bless❤

[@OisinMcCrory-s6v]

I hope you are doing dealing with skin cancer!!

[@jeanne819]

@@OisinMcCrory-s6vyes I am, thanks so much ❤

[@ronj9448]

Thanks for sharing your story. I was a kid who hated to get sunburned but thought "its done!" and then the rest of summer would be fine. Roll into my 40s and a girlfriend thinks I should get someone on my back checked. I never look at my back. Well I go see a dermo and he cuts out five areas of various sizes. Damn. And so at the end of every summer I have to see him. This year there was a pimple bleeding on my nose. I told him it wasn't alarming because it wasn't irregular. He said anything that bleeds for more than a month is not healing. Cut it out. It was "undifferentiated cells". So over 20 years there is always some chaos.

[@OmariMurray-c5z]

Uhm whats a black hole?

[@Nixiôn.1]

“He thought it might be cancer but no need to visit a doctor” Me: “Huh?”

[@Nicholas-f5]

Old timey hero guy.

[@queenblister7845]

Oh yea cancer meh don’t have to go to a doctor!

[@teelesynclair5902]

Yeah I think cancers a bit harder to treat, it's not like you can treat it over the counter, you need to act fast. I've heard of small treatable skin cancers leading to cancers developing in other areas like the liver and becoming terminal. Just cos it's small doesn't mean you can lop it off with a pocket knife

[@medicalgoose2126]

like seriously how stupid can you be to find suspicious marks on your skin that could mean cancer and instead of going to the doctor you remove them with probably very unsanitised tools...

[@faith9196]

old fashioned. do it yourself kinda guy. my dad died when i was 16 because he refused to see a doctor. it’s sad but it is what it is. some people would rather go down doing what they love and by themselves then spending the rest of their life getting treatment. try to be kind about it :)

[@DRHAX-up4ih]

How to cure cancer? Google: you can't, go see a doctor Bing:

[@cheesymeanielosty9326]

Underrated

[@jackotrades0888]

How does this not have more likes?

[@donaldfuck]

For the edit i think

[@Idkkkmisskitty]

Or become your own doctor

[@CasuallyObservant]

@@donaldfuck - what was changed? It makes no sense now.

[@jessiefrye3045]

My bff was diagnosed with melanoma . Had surgery to remove it, and then surgery to remove all cancer cells....leaving a large baseball size hole in her back. 14 years later, it metastasized, to her lungs, then her brain. I lost the best friend I ever had. I love you Rhonda. You're forever remembered. Forever missed.

[@Ctab-fp9nt]

I’m so sorry for you

[@minecraftmarioboy5012]

That’s a rip right there

[@AveryCoolKid]

R.I.P 🙏

[@sebe7889]

R.I.P.

[@matthewclark1529]

I’m sorry for you..

[@Reksgamer]

Respect to all the farmers, they make the food for all of us. I wish all of them the best!!!

[@The_radiodemon.]

But dont be like the guy from the video

[@inkigaming4279]

"Burn down your cities and leave our farms, and your cities will spring up again as if by magic; but destroy our farms and the grass will grow in the streets of every city in the country."

[@VVayVVard]

@@The_radiodemon. Yeah, especially since sun protection is as easy as wearing high UPF clothing or putting on sunscreen. I personally just use clothing for protection since it's faster.

[@Andretti2Tone]

Technically they don’t make food that’s what chefs do. They grow and care for it.

[@higherfrequencies9491]

Respect to the people who work at manufacturing facilities. They make the tools that the farmer uses to til his fields. I could keep going with this, but I won't. The point is, we all play a part.

[@andrewglinski4722]

Only channel where the title sounds like clickbait but the video is better than you expect.

[@aak8297]

False

[@bigmango202]

I am now a certified doctor

[@mdv2548]

Ikr

[@anzer789]

how is it clickbait? This is the most concise way you can make the title. How would you name it?

[@jalmaritammela8642]

He said that it"sounds like clickbait"

[@Mrs.Suchnso]

This man’s wife. She had to watch him deteriorate while he was too stubborn to go to the doctor until it was too late. So sad.

[@adamlittle1361]

Unfortunately, mightve been better than watching him die via chemo and radiation over 3 years like we did for my father and father in law.. not sure which is worse, honestly.

[@thomasneal9291]

@@adamlittle1361 hey, I had a friend I knew since I was 2 years old who got melanoma at the age of 22. got treated, and is still alive over 30 years later.

[@adamlittle1361]

@lil cum sock I would trust a farmer more than a doctor 99% of the time. Especially nowadays.

[@chanshengsupremacy8889]

Ah yes another person who doesn’t trust doctors

[@adamlittle1361]

@@chanshengsupremacy8889 I trust some and have 2 decent ones in my family but because of that, I know not to trust most.

[@luizfernando4497]

Farmer: gets heart cancer **Grabs knife* Surgery time

[@hairyputter5363]

Feels his brain forcing out of his head "Ah I'm so talented, why must i do something of such low importance" Grabs a pair of scissors* "Honey I'm doing brain surgery again"

[@brodyatkinson1960]

Helth

[@darraghd9904]

Hey Cletus, get the chainsaw!

[@jmitterii2]

Well, if you knew how expensive anything medical is in the US, you would be grabbing for the knife too thinking fuck it, it's just a snip and pull and wipe it off and put some antibiotic on it like neosporin. Emergency room is what someone else calls when unconscious you're probably going to die.

[@hairyputter5363]

@@jmitterii2 he was probably going to die as well. He knew it was something like tumour. Btw isn't that a moronic thing to do? Have a healthcare which most can't afford.

[@rheverend]

I dated a guy whose step father had a large mole on his back that kept growing. He wouldn’t go to the dr until his insurance kicked in at his new job. In oct he was diagnosed with melanoma. By April he was gone. He was only in his 30s. DONT WAIT TO SEE A DR.

[@pinoyhub3500]

Some doctors just want money

[@ThrarmAnimation]

@@pinoyhub3500 they are required by law to help people

[@frozeeeq2904]

@@ThrarmAnimation law😂😂😂 bro really thinks the government and the law is made to protect him😂😂

[@BasedRanger]

​@@ThrarmAnimationBy my understanding, they are only required by law to stabalize a patient.

[@ThrarmAnimation]

@@frozeeeq2904 in my country they are i'm sorry if you arent so lucky

[@anonymoususer6639]

Farmer: *Gets skin cancer* Farmer: *Cuts off skin* Also farmer: "It ain't much, but it's honest work."

[@KRYOGENESIS]

Haha XD

[@lisawilliams3555]

he had a PLAN!

[@noobmaster-nq6fk]

@@lisawilliams3555 then he executed the plan, expected the plan to go off the rails, then threw away the plan

[@Katzedem]

@@subscribemefornoreasonlol5899 youre crazy for using scissors but just disinfect it regularly and avoid getting the cuts dirty you do not wanna get an infection on your face, if anything the infection will look worse.

[@no.850]

@@subscribemefornoreasonlol5899 Lmao are you joking moles dont even look bad. Also A SCISSOR? That's probably gonna make your face look worse

[@josieposie5678]

"He thought it might be cancer, but he thought a doctor's office visit was unnecessary" -_-

[@junton]

Also wearing condom is unnecessary when having a coitus with cousin

[@KanishQQuotes]

@@junton Alabama babies

[@Jt-od5lm]

josie posie ikr

[@MAWW-tc2zz]

@@KanishQQuotes or new york babies

[@s_w_a_t9357]

69 likes- and just when i was scrolling through the comments he said that-

[@morganqorishchi8181]

"He thought it might be cancer, but thought a trip to the doctor was unnecessary." If you even think there's a tiny chance it's cancer, you need to go to the doctor. There is no cancer so mild you don't need a professional to look at it.

[@tommyh3113]

No shit Sherlock, he was stubborn and didn’t believe in going to the doctor

[@rolquintero2135]

@@tommyh3113 atta boy Watson you tell em

[@shane727]

Okay

[@curtisstephens4482]

Laughs in benign tumors

[@thefishofthesea1876]

I guess the natural killer cells aren't doing there jobs

[@RealEpikCartfrenYT]

My mom had breast cancer and she told me she noticed a small lump under the right side of her breasts. So we went to the doctor, who told us she had breast cancer, and it was just at its beginning. My mom got it removed, but they also had to remove her breasts entirely, and also the lymph node in the right armpit. The surgeon ended up accidentally shifting the lymph nodes on the left side so now my mom doesn't sweat in that area anymore. but more important, the cancer is gone

[@shankerrayapu3640]

Accidentally?u guys should make him pay

[@everyonesplace1267]

@@shankerrayapu3640 f ck yes, accidentally. stop hating doctors, of fricking course it was accidental. do you think anyone would be so determined to go through medical school, so much studying, and more just for such a petty reason as to ruin people’s lives in surgery? it’s not even that bad of a mistake. shut up.

[@Nini27062]

Man we have same stories,except it was her left breast. We're almost done with her chemotherapy now. I hope both my and your mom live a long happy life♥️

[@unknowndriver6652]

Hope she gets better soon ❤

[@Unbeatable0007]

​@@Nini27062 bro my mom has invasive breast carcinoma grade 3 We just came to know about this recently. Treatment did not start even now after 2 months... Just tests

[@obi-wankenobi8778]

When mom tries to delete all of your games but only deletes the desktop icons for them

[@HenrikSherwood]

Hello there

[@TimePads3DCalendars]

Hello there

[@paulallen2510]

“You underestimate my power”

[@richard.h5290]

@@paulallen2510 General Anakin

[@sabre6464]

@@richard.h5290 He’s too dangerous to be left alive!

[@mildewedsponge5430]

Farmer: **cuts off cancer** Cancer: YOU FOOL YOU FELL FOR IT THUNDER CROSS SPLIT ATTACK

[@jonathan0berg]

Let's be real, if it was the thunder cross split attack, this guy would have been fine.

[@XIUnicron]

If it was the thunder CROSS SPILT attack all he has to do Is just freeze it

[@udoingoodlad4096]

Is this a jojo refference???!!!1111

[@supernova5562]

JOJOOO

[@Daubeny-pm8vk]

WRYYYYYYY

[@Wolfiie]

This is the only channel with clickabait sounding titles that are actually better than you expected.

[@asprix6354]

Copied

[@MyMusiqman]

Copied

[@duongnguyen-ug8jy]

Not everyone reads the comment section.

[@MyMusiqman]

@@duongnguyen-ug8jy the balls section

[@hopefullynotanidiot7072]

@@MyMusiqman very funny

[@michman2]

I was diagnosed with Nodular Melanoma in '16. 3 years of immunotherapy (Yervoy, Ipilimumab) and now in '23 Im still here.

[@Zookiethecrimecookie]

That's great news😊

[@ProdCharles]

Absolutely intense. Even if it was annoying as a kid, I'm glad we were forced to wear sunscreen and hats and encouraged to play in the shade in Aussie schools.

[@nonautemrexchristus5637]

nox hedge being black doesn't stop skin cancer

[@jbaron8120]

General Rommel it does. That is why Africans in Africa and Aborigines never used it. But they keep out of the midday sun as it cos headaches. Listen to the video around 9.00

[@jimraynor7788]

Not a great solution either. You might become vitamin d deficient that way. You see an irregular bump on your body? Go to the doctor.

[@jakeyaboi6824]

Fuck I’m a lifeguard. In the sun all day. Maybe I should start using some sunscreen. I never burn, just tan so I never cared.

[@steinshaw2490]

Do be careful to not burn. Keep the tan, make certain you use a broad spectrum version of sunscreen when you use it. VitD deficiency can be bad as well. You need uvA to make vitD and that is only available during the mid day. You can take supplements but then you can get to much. The tan works like sunscreen I heard it can be spf 15 but I have not looked into it.

[@Rockgod17]

Cancer: grows on a farmer's arm Farmer: Lmao imma cut it.

[@fragarena9910]

🤣

[@BimmerBabe]

Cancer : gotta be faster than that

[@birdsbirdsbirds83]

Cancer: now this is a real mexican stand off

[@jaredg.4071]

Cancer: I am speed

[@crmsonred]

@@grimcowboyer wtf suicide?

[@Tyhros]

“If you cut me out now kc, I’ll become more powerful than you can possibly imagine.”

[@kc1556]

Ok

[@joelhatswag7838]

lmaoooo

[@morkygod4486]

Based

[@whoopygoldspit8755]

Bruh lol

[@Blawgarium]

Akira 640 No it’s a Star Wars reference. But we all make mistakes.

[@Fighting_Fatigue_117]

My Dad is dying of cancer right now, unfortunately. Originally the treatment worked (enzalutamide) and he was "completely clear" and it bought us an extra year with him, such precious time. I don't know how this has happened, they were supposed to be keeping him under close watch. I don't know how I'm going to get through this and come out the other side but he wants me to "be happy." First my grandad and now him... we have to stop this awful twisted sickness. I wouldn't wish this on anyone!

[@iNCoMpeTeNtplAyS]

Sadly there is no way to truly end it because at it's root, it's the dark side of evolution. Our genes mutating and giving us favorable adaptations and genes getting changed by external stimuli like radiation are sadly necessary currently.

[@Fighting_Fatigue_117]

@@iNCoMpeTeNtplAyS But I do get where you're coming from.

[@gongng1333]

Fasting kills cancer, also special foods like broccoli sprouts and Sulforaphane supplements, green tea every day and lots more.

[@gongng1333]

Sugar, bread and dairy feeds cancer...

[@gongng1333]

Watch Dr. Berg videos, they will help.

[@UhgeneIgnorian]

*Farmer looks at arm* "Cancer huh, welp dont need that" *grabs knife*

[@bones2164]

I never realized how metal famers were before

[@frekcho850]

@Guadalajara Cartel what, you should see the other videos. They aren't farmers.

[@dixinormus8522]

*To be continued.*

[@skipmage]

@Guadalajara Cartel Thousands of people every year have skin cancer removed, and even people who go to doctors have a rare chance of having this happen. What is really funny is that people use up valuable physician time on shit you could easily cure yourself.

[@amak1131]

@@TommyTom21 That is when you get a second opinion. A dark splotch like that should be a warning flag to anyone that something is up, if told otherwise go elsewhere or push the doctor. Remember doctors are people too... They're just as capable of screwing up as you or I.

[@lemonkitty1380]

**The year is 2123** Scientists: A cure for cancer! Farmer: Old news man...

[@VREDFOX]

Farmers will remove cancer with lightsabers

[@lemonkitty1380]

@@VREDFOX lol

[@alyss_aq]

@@VREDFOX pocket sabers

[@haroldlemons3266]

Gummy vitamins

[@outraged2294]

Thousandth like

[@jaknapton1845]

*destroys cancer with facts and logic*

[@hazaelvelazquez1615]

Facts dont care about your feelings

[@Grendel_Zahid]

Hazael Velazquez dafaq

[@lemmingscanfly5]

Now this, is epic.

[@ye8488]

*Ben Shapiro intensifies*

[@joeroganofficial5433]

“My wife’s a doctor folks” -Ben Shapiro

[@neerajwa]

Seven years back when my wife had her first pregnancy, she suffered a miscarriage and also a polyp growth. Her biopsy was misdiagnosed as cancerous. I can't describe the horror i went through. I didn't tell her but consulted several doctors. While describing this to my childhood friend, i broke down. He also consulted several doctors in his city. After a few horrendous days, we found out that it was not a cancer. Today we have two precious daughters - six and four. I still get numb whenever i remember that episode.

[@edanthue5174]

"Man ate a bowl of expired cereal, heres how his testicles exploded"

[@JohnPork912]

I laughed way to hard at this🤣

[@maryam9769]

🤣🤣🤣

[@icebergslim1872]

Lmao

[@xxboonisbadfortnitexx1549]

Lol

[@manbearpigwa]

... killing dog, bunch of ants and producing 20m crater

[@Demagora]

Farmers, man. I remember reading a story about a farmer that had undiagnosed heart issues that he would "fix" temporarily by grabbing an electrical fence whenever he noticed them.

[@0livia-1104]

wow that’s wild

[@tulasivaibhavi4246]

organic pacemaker/defribilator, big pharma amirite

[@oatmeal8524]

That's actually really smart of him.

[@Owen_loves_Butters]

There’s no way that’s sustainable.

[@justinbieber8028]

@@oatmeal8524 I can’t tell if it’s really smart or really stupid

[@ianavina6981]

Farmer: *removes his cancer* Doctors: years of academy training wasted

[@artemis6828]

@@eamonnmcdonagh2743 this made my day, thanks

[@letter1014]

@@artemis6828 same 👍✅😂😅🤣

[@ricky-sanchez]

@@eamonnmcdonagh2743 The doctor in question is not qualified.

[@philipchampion]

this aint the police foo its called medical school

[@ricky-sanchez]

@@philipchampion derek chauvin is your doctor. God speed my brother!

[@sarosaaaa]

My dad died in 2015 from metastatic melanoma to the brain. In 2010 he had a lesion on his scalp removed and for 5 years we thought everything was fine. Then he suddenly started to deteriorate and was dead within 3 weeks of us noticing his outward symptoms. The day he died, they did another scan. I refused to leave and watched the scan from the control room. As a medical professional, I knew what I was looking at... I've seen head traumas of multiple varieties, but I have yet to see a scan as nasty looking as his. I still remember it. Those 3 weeks were horrific.

[@TheCrustyFry]

Jesus I’m sorry to hear about your dad. I’m 26 and just had a lesion on my scalp removed that wasn’t melanoma according to the biopsy it was basal cell carcinoma, but your dads story scares me because even if they think they got it they might not have

[@tERMO980]

Farmer: *Removes skin cancer with knife* Cancerous cells: They had us on the first half, not gonna lie.

[@uli_bian]

Ok just stop

[@mediatrix.471]

Xxxtentacion Gaming your name is just disrespectful

[@hankhuevos3336]

@@uli_bian shut up ur channel is literally cancer lmao

[@hankhuevos3336]

@@uli_bian x is fucking cancer like you m8

[@gilbertoo8663]

This doesn't even make sense

[@philipwurm5121]

I myself have had over 60… yes 60 skin cancer surgeries covering my whole body and having to remove my whole lower lip and have it rebuilt. That one was extremely painful for over a week. So many nerve endings in the lips. Right now I have cancer in several spots and am due to see Dr. I’ve been lucky through all of this that none of them yet have been Melanoma and I pray I never have to deal with that crap. Blessings to anyone that’s been through this stuff…🙏🏻

[@rnnfnrkrjrnjrkr]

Research on how shield against emf radiation like 5g with crystals cut out meat and processed food start detoxing your body by intermittent fasting get actual health supplements not big phamr amedicixnes like shilajit pine needle reishi mushrooms chagall mushrooms isapgol chlorella spirullina etc start eating raw fruits and vegetables research the protein lie and amino acids start detoxing

[@rnnfnrkrjrnjrkr]

Oh and research energy healing and rife frequencies

[@mostamazingtop6]

Dang you got it rough, I hope the remaining cancer can go away.

[@philipwurm5121]

@@mostamazingtop6 Thanx …. I’m not that lucky… I’m just getting over a bad stretch of Poison Ivy and while going over my whole body scratching I found a bunch more that need addressing…..

[@janjan794]

May I know what's your diagnosis?

[@PixelVarnox]

As someone who about a quarter of his family has been killed by cancer, I implore you all to please seek treatment if you notice anything such as a tumor, melanoma or any lumps or suspicious things on your skin or anywhere in your body. The sooner it is resolved the higher the chances are of you surviving. Your family and your future self will thank you. Please, seek help. Thank you.

[@Yes-yz3ce]

Ya same but I only have had my dad die my grandpa and my uncle my dad died when I was three and my grandpa and uncle later on

[@TheZephyrsWind]

I agree. My dad, several uncles, and friends were all cancer victims who didn't live. My dad got it 2 times. First time they removed half a lung to get rid of it. Though, we were poor and had no insurance, so they wouldn't do CAT scans or anything every month or so like they should afterwards. This led to a year later where he found he had cancer all through his body as it had traveled through his lymph system to the stomach, liver, and other places. He died 9 months later. Movies don't show how serious cancer is! They just show it like it's something painful and that's all, before death. What i saw was my dad turn from a loving, caring dad into a man who I didn't recognize at all. He forgot about me, and would get very violent (but was too weak from the cancer to actually hurt my mother or I). His memory was nearly gone completely. His appearance changed so much that he didn't resemble himself, with a bloated face, skin that tore as easily as wet paper, and so on. It's a terrible thing. What caused his cancer was smoking and exposure to asbestos for years.

[@sunniebear1842]

My mom has recently had two lesions removed from one of her legs. CHECK YOURSELF. IT'S IMPORTANT.

[@cryingfreeman7]

Damn, how painful is it to die from any form of cancer? I mean, I wanna die but not in a painful way

[@madamii]

Pixel I can relate. Both of my grandmothers died of cancer. One from breasts cancer and the other of blood cancer.

[@aidencates3553]

Whenever you see a farmer in the hospital you know it's serious most of them are far to stubborn to go in unless it's something life threatening.

[@davesnothereman699]

Doctor asks farmer, "Pain level from 1-10?" Farmer: "I'm here aint I?"

[@hahanamegobrrr6667]

Human : *cuts skin cancer with pocket knife* Brain : "wait, that's illegal" *commits suicide*

[@PBJSandwich]

I know this is a joke, but if the brain died, wouldn't the human die with it?

[@CpTn_QwRk]

The Guy Who Only Comments of course not

[@1sub2videos60]

@@PBJSandwich yeah but hell just respawn

[@micheller6319]

I'm going to hell for laughing

[@thecommentguy9380]

@@PBJSandwich Depends on which part of the brain died.

[@Rayne21]

0:57 "He thought it might be cancer, but a doctor's visit was unnecessary he thought". This guy should stop thinking then

[@scvffy]

Lol true

[@adamz1671]

Well, I guess he did stop thinking, eventually :(

[@yeetus9697]

Rayhan Alam i read this as soon as the guy said it

[@paraglidingnut26]

Yes, trust your doctors. Is the average lifespan increasing or decreasing? Heart disease, cancer and now, diabetes, 3 main causes of death. We are actually living less, thank you for all that great medicine to keep folks less active and more drug induced.

[@xehn224]

ughh.. rengar mains

[@ijp789]

Cancer: *exists* Farmer: lol just remove it

[@smeebsmob3468]

LMAO

[@sunsnows]

lmao the lol

[@Scrffy]

Obviously

[@haroldlemons3266]

Gotta get the gummy vitamins

[@angelstarfire]

Lol

[@nsbd90now]

I re-took all basic math and science about 10 years ago, and then some including things like medical terminology, a couple semesters of microbiology, anatomy, etc. Your videos are so terrific for me given that context. More than just a "medical mystery" type of thing for entertainment, this is really educational and supportive for a lay person who just likes science and biology.

[@W-meme]

Very Informative on what not to do.

[@nsbd90now]

@@W-meme Yeah... go to school and be educated. You must be a Republican. They've been overtly anti-education ever since "The Powell Memo" written in in 1971 by Lewis Powell.

[@decidueyefan3844]

Me: too scared to pull off a bandage cuz it’ll hurt This guy: literally tries to straight up cut off his cancer

[@sapphireblue4031]

Soak the bandaid with lots of water for example in the shower. If it's not a water resistant one, it will come off on it's own without pain. Else there are anti adhesive sprays you can get from a pharmacy. Spray that on the band aid and it comes off easily too

[@joebaker4116]

@@sapphireblue4031 or a Q-tip dipped in nail polish remover. Good for super glue too.........so I've.....read.

[@lenkaido1357]

@@joebaker4116 yes, it works... most of the time, you could also try any kind of oil, paint thinner for removing glue, pray theyll be nearby when you glue your fingers together...

[@Hx_jamie]

Your profile picture is matching

[@MikeTheMGTOWMonk]

@@lenkaido1357 How many fingers do you have left?

[@mei-xi9vz]

Farmer: *takes off skin cancer* Cancer: *UNO REVERSE CARD*

[@sidefxdhndojwynuowynwuihnw8184]

Lol

[@itsnotmeitsme3923]

PeachPear u need more likes!!!🤣

[@noobmaster-nq6fk]

Farmer: *UNO SKIP*

[@thelazydire]

@@itsnotmeitsme3923 I don't think so

[@MrLaPrune1337]

Thelazywire i know bad but funny joke

[@UserRedZero]

It’s seems like the tiniest unassuming thing can just doom you. “A tired man once stubbed his toe. This is how he *EXPLODED* .”

[@tshapedl]

ChefWonders Spongebob

[@cammy1349]

ChefWonders Lol for real these videos do sound like that xD

[@matchaCC]

God, I remember how I stubbed my toe while running around the house then I got an internal wound from it 😥

[@riley1834]

ChefWonders lol. I am now paranoid after watching videos like these.

[@riley1834]

Paul Shin oh. I’m now scared to stub my toe.

[@culciam]

love how this man breaks down words so they can be understood by (almost) anybody.

[@deirdrekiely6187]

Yes, he is an excellent communicator and can break down complex concepts in ways that are easy to understand.

[@dr.altoclef9255]

It’s a skill that I’m pretty sure everyone in medical or veterinary medical fields has drilled into their head. They had us go over prefixes, suffixes and root words to the point where I’m pretty sure there’s a part of my brain whose only purpose is to occasionally scream “EMIA MEANS PRESENCE IN BLOOD ” whenever it comes up…

[@minecraftasmrskertskert269]

A skin cancer removed his own farmer with a brain. This is what happened to his pocket knife

[@Equinoctilus]

Fak you need more likes hahahaha

[@galaxythenightwolf1488]

I’m crying from laughter it was so funny 😂😂😂😂😂😭

[@liltay5850]

You fucked my brain

[@Wrennityy]

A pocket knife removed his own brain with a farmer. This is what happened to his skin cancer.

[@wavy6963]

A brain removed his own pocket knife with a skin cancer. This is what happened to his farmer

[@RhoMuNu]

the survival rate of skin cancer when diagnosed early is 98% if he went to a hospital he would have been fine

[@liamkelly3333]

Do you mean mortality rate fatality rate or not

[@RhoMuNu]

Liam Kelly I meant survival rate

[@josipfiala7102]

Well anyone who were using a brain would go to hospital,but unfortunetly he thought he can be a doctor himself,what cost him his life Why are people trying to solve this by themselves

[@liamkelly3333]

@@RhoMuNu sorry.

[@Viranical]

@@josipfiala7102 Healthcare costs money so a lot of people don't end up going to the doctor until something becomes painful to the point they can't ignore it. Going to the hospital means you aren't working too, which means not only are you paying for something a lot of people can't afford your livelihood is at stake, especially with farming where you have limited time frames to do the work you need to. If you want a scary example of what happens to the impoverished in a for profit healthcare system look up the Black American amputation epidemic.

[@iflookscouldsha]

A man touched his face, this is how he got his legs amputated

[@mon8569]

*underrated*

[@crystuim738]

The fact you have a cyber punk pfp while talking about amputations is so fuckin ironic @Shakz

[@iflookscouldsha]

@@crystuim738 hahaha good one!

[@flavoredsidewalk]

Our bodies do weird stuff for no reason

[@noriii]

@@flavoredsidewalk “for no reason” he cut off his skin cancer. with a pocket knife.

[@stevenwagner9912]

My best friend has precancerous spots removed from his skin regularly. He wears a hat and long sleeve shirts. He is a farmer like me. He goes to the Dr regularly and is checked.

[@5ksubswithnovids296]

*cuts off cancer* cancer: lol

[@drachir311]

cancer: Am i a joke to you?

[@thewiseotter3884]

Cancer: This ain’t it chief

[@shqdy9861]

Cancer: excuse me?

[@f.b.i8205]

Cancer: *yes daddy*

[@CloseOne]

Cancer: teleports behind view

[@UniformGem2]

''A man breathed oxygen, this is how his lungs popped like balloons''.

[@ks6675]

:0

[@theyellowcheeselol553]

I stopped breathing for a moment there

[@arr5751]

Oh snap!

[@joda7129]

Yeah I can never tell if these videos are fake or not

[@poliorice3600]

@@joda7129 I mean, a lot of these videos are on well documented cases and some actually get taught in schools

[@UwUnicode]

A farmer removed his own brain with a skin cancer this is what happened to his pocket knife

[@shari0n]

+ 1 Laugh

[@crayzee-9038]

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[@HugeCharlie]

In a parallel universe.

[@RinkieGeintie]

A brain removed his own pocket knive with a skin cancer this is what happed to a farmer

[@that1saltynoob568]

@@RinkieGeintie 😂

[@angmeg4343]

My father lost his toe because of melanoma. Just happy it wasn’t his life

[@pieceofvermin]

@drift king yeah pretty sure I’d rather lose a toe than die

[@adorabasilwinterpock6035]

@drift king you can get a metal toe

[@MattUnboxTV]

God bless him 😊

[@biggestganger3584]

i have all 10 toes

[@turiipipip1920]

@drift king it’s just a toe

[@johnsmith1882-x2i]

When you uninstall a program by deleting the shortcut from the desktop

[@liriquack]

Underated comment

[@NeillWylie]

Stunning comment.

[@GabrielleTollerson]

oh damn! 🤣 gold

[@alpakapucuf3394]

Top comment worthy on the front page of the internet

[@a.Stitch-in-Time]

Rotflmao

[@TheHonestEgg]

Immune system to cancer: I can't fight this very well Farmer:hold my beer

[@iaiafefe6106]

Immunotherapy is typically the only way to combat melanoma though.

[@jodiemeza7678]

@@iaiafefe6106 it's just a joke

[@coleannesley3970]

Hahaha

[@taire6654]

@@iaiafefe6106 r/wooosh

[@Jingzhumama]

Iaia Fefe r/woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooosh

[@WilliamGibble]

God bless anybody dealing with Cancer ❤❤❤❤❤

[@jaidynreneee]

A little boy kisses his mom on the opposite side then normal Here is how his kidneys shut down

[@Excaliju1337]

A child (insert something minor), this is how he got leukemia.

[@Some_Bunny]

This sounds completely possible.

[@crystaleunoia3974]

I can think of several scenarios were that would be possible.

[@coffeelockart]

Some Bunny it also sounds like a joke

[@jettresss]

Jerry found a dollar, this is how he became homeless.

[@literallyshaking8019]

“A young man finally worked up the courage to ask his long time crush on a date. Here’s how his heart was destroyed.”

[@Anonymous_Gambito]

We could say... his heart was _crushed_

[@youseftjj9741]

He got stomped by an elephant

[@nicozico7490]

You just described me perfectly

[@manvithas6814]

There is something called heartbreak disease, where heart strings get cut off on extreme stress,

[@FinancialCharles]

Bruh stop

[@Versaucey]

I thought he just cured his skin cancer easy as that.

[@asock4508]

new justin Y I SEE U EVERYWHERE

[@user-tg9qf2mt5b]

but brain machine 🅱roke

[@vmsh9810]

Dude ur everywhere

[@qizzial7533]

I saw u everywhere but why?

[@mobeenbadshah5586]

Not you again

[@rozchristopherson648]

I think the farmer's first illness was pride. Many men don't want to accept that they are ill or can die. Excellent video. Thank you.

[@coboh3676]

Scientists: Spends 20 years of his life trying to find a cure to skin cancer. Farmer: Hold my Beer

[@Nugcon]

scientists: :o

[@xintisousvrimlisus4368]

Scientist: Aaaaaahhhhhhhhh, hmmm yes it seems very effective how come we didn't think of this.? Farmer: "Because it was so smart that it was just too stupid and neanderthal to do. Scientist: Ah yes I see.....hmm let me try.* slits his throat*. 😵. Farmer:😑🙏🙅 "Scientist that not how you do it".... Oh were my beer. .....To be continued....

[@BigJack-1872]

Xintisous Vrimlisus delete this

[@jorgeescalante7002]

Xintisous Vrimlisus yeah delete it now

[@mostafashalabyy]

@@xintisousvrimlisus4368 delete this nephew

[@saucesamurai8768]

*Cancer:* "You may have outsmarted me but i outsmarted your outsmarting"

[@PANDEMONIUMBIATCH]

HA

[@EwItsEddie]

200th like

[@Lordywitda40]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@bleachdrinker69]

Joseph’s words of wisdom

[@tomkatt3410]

@@bleachdrinker69 where's Marcey at Siŕ

[@apenguin6070]

A farmer removed his own skin cancer, this is how his skin cancer removed him.

[@daddansingh508]

Underrated 😂😂

[@glennsaltern5759]

Yassss

[@carnbyarst670]

I guess it took offence...

[@christinecampbell3839]

LMAOO

[@metalguy7639]

I don't blame the cancer

[@leonardodavinci3589]

My uncle passed away of melanoma in 2020. He was a northern michigan librarian who hated the sun, and they caught the cancer fairly early, but none of that changed it. I'm going to get a mole checked out soon. I doubt it's cancer or even precancer, but in memory of my uncle, I'm getting it looked at.

[@LuNa4Death]

Hope you are doing well and that it indeed was nothing cancerous. :)

[@leelunk8235]

SUNSCREEN IS BAD FOR YOU..TOO MANY CHEMICALS ..COVER UP IF YOURE IN THE SUN TO NOT GET EXPOSED

[@SURAJ-pd3ub]

update?

[@leonardodavinci3589]

@@SURAJ-pd3ub not cancer!

[@thesuraj.29]

​@@leonardodavinci3589uff glad to know that its not

[@pastellotus1377]

"I might have cancer," *cuts chunk out of arm*

[@holo6883]

That's how post 21st century works

[@hammysandmich5252]

This is how mafia works

[@thecommentguy9380]

@@hammysandmich5252 that's how idiots work.

[@jackyorgesen509]

TheCommentGuy or he could have gotten surgery and his health insurance company will say it should cost hardly anything and their ‘allowable amount’ will cover basically nothing, and then the hospital will charge 6 times what it costs to do that procedure anywhere else, and then the farmer is stuck with a massive bill even after paying thousands of dollars for his health insurance. This scenario ^ happened to my brother but with a different emergency procedure. Of course looking back the farmer should have gone to the doctor but there’s more to it.

[@Thor_the_Doge]

@@thecommentguy9380 this is how i work

[@bread2360]

Even though I have no interest to go into the medical field, I love watching these videos. Thank you for all you do~

[@ax1338]

TantalïzïngTwïxx me to

[@Raz0374]

Lol same

[@bread2360]

BlueDiamond exactlyyyy

[@prodbyblake4408]

Yeah I’m a Musician, but I still have a strong interest in the medical field.

[@darkira2129]

me too, I just like knowing people suffered

[@williambutcher7429]

“A man stepped on a crack, this is what happened to his mothers back”

[@Takejiro24]

😂💀

[@yappingforthebaddies]

underrated comment

[@KingPhoey]

🤣

[@williambutcher7429]

@@blaksavbath3416 You are just mad because you are angry

[@theguythatlikeslegos7708]

damn, that is pretty evil

[@beebeeramone4641]

I have fair skin and have a ton of moles all over. I go to the dermatologist annually to have a head to toe check up on all my moles. They tell me which moles they want to remove and i let them. Make sure to get an annual check up with your dermatologist and annual blood work with primary care.

[@OnlyCrestfallen.]

This dude teaches 10x better about the human body than a medical teacher,

[@neerajkumardas8085]

Yea Bro! You are very correct.

[@samudhrasendhil6160]

Isn't he a doctor tho?

[@amelveambitzya3592]

And so is the amount of work out into the video

[@slimeboy_64]

@@samudhrasendhil6160 He is...?

[@ZicajosProductions]

@@slimeboy_64 Yes, he is a doctor. When you think about it, this channel wouldn't have nearly as much credibility if he was not a doctor.

[@FBIJim]

The sun is just a big lemon so we should just make some lemonade

[@idunno2379]

FBI you stoopid

[@snuggles3013]

Well you are the Federal Bureau of Investigation so I am very prone to agree

[@thearchitect8908]

When life gives you lemons

[@theknightmonkey1461]

Bro where were you guys when Pewdiepie needs you

[@mrtrip2208]

I fucking swear you follow me everywhere!!!@

[@KRYOGENESIS]

Skin Cancer: *exists* Farmer: I'm gonna pretend I didn't see that

[@jamesmatthew899]

Donald J. Trump and who hides through a screen and talks shits

[@pikayune9848]

@Donald J. Trump shut up normie u just got roasted

[@pikayune9848]

@Donald J. Trump op's comment

[@pikayune9848]

@Donald J. Trump What are you the meme police, people can post whatever they want without your ass scolding them because you didnt like it. I dont like fortnite that doesnt mean im gonna shit on people who do, they didnt make it for you only

[@KRYOGENESIS]

@Donald J. Trump i changed it so u happy now. Sorry too. It's probably cuz I was of a different joke related to adding nobody but I did not remove it so it stayed there.

[@kjspann]

I love how you explain each part of a word's meaning.

[@icehot900]

Farmer : Cuts skin cancer by himself Skin cancer : Weird flex but *N O*

[@1am636]

ok thats lowkey funny

[@dx.feelgood5825]

More like: Cancer: Well yes, but actually no

[@kellogscornflakes2430]

Skin cancer: well that was cute try again bitch

[@fpena8699]

IceHot 900 Skin cancer:Bitch lemme call My homie

[@slimtinamarshall85]

😂😂😭

[@jamesm1041]

When I clicked on this video I had no idea I’d receive more education than I would in a week of school

[@ryanwatson6070]

Oh yeah yeah

[@WealthyDragonMindset]

Star Lord Oh yeah yeah

[@vlone_driipy7685]

True tho

[@monoblitz1492]

You can learn more things by being a scientist than you do in a school year.

[@darkmari4164]

Deadass

[@brandenbran]

*farmer notices cancer on arm* Farmer: oh shit! Anyways...

[@guryjr]

So anyways, i started Cutting!

[@ameliamcclure4847]

Pretty much

[@Respect-si8bg]

He got cancerolled

[@guryjr]

@@Respect-si8bg O O F

[@Capsacininthebasin]

Thats fucking true tho my grandpa is a rancher and is almost the same too tough to go to the doctor.

[@everythingevergreen3320]

I’m outside working my land every day. This was quite literally the most succinct, informative, horrific summary of skin cancer I’ve ever heard. Fortunately, I live in a cold climate where I have to cover my skin, wear a hat and gloves most of the time. Even in summer I do this with light clothes due to bugs. Never considered I was saving my life indirectly. The change I’ll make is covering my nose with good SPF. Thanks for the excellent story and associated medical information 👍

[@rossm.80]

Man: *cuts tumor out of skin* Cancer: comes back with a whole army

[@marioramonlopezmejia4166]

Ross M. - Gaming Isn't that WWII in a nutshell?

[@idjdjdjrr3706]

@@marioramonlopezmejia4166 lol

[@kgbcommitteeforstatesecuri3315]

Cancer: RUSHB to brain

[@Skystrike70]

It's a hydra

[@alohadubs7683]

Ross M. - Gaming KC killed some innocent cancer cells. The cells revolted in protest against the murder of cancer cells. #CancerLivesMatter

[@the_fungus_]

This is the guy in every single Zombie movie who tries to cut their bite off.

[@Type75Advance]

Ah yes The World War Z where the guy slice woman hand's

[@sircuffington]

if he sliced his whole arm off, he'd prob be fine, other than the fact he would bleed to death.

[@kimbaldun]

And then still becomes a zombie

[@ericstaples7220]

Cutting off the bite tends to work in those movies.

[@gregorrogerg1005]

It worked for ash williams

[@wlffrostgacha2296]

Doctors: •try millions of ways to remove Skin cancer• Farmer: -takes out Pocket knife- *I am gonna end their whole career*

[@xandercreates6766]

WlfFrostGacha what’s funny is that if he removed it the moment he spotted it, he would’ve saved himself. He wouldve been right about the fact that he didn’t need a doctor, too. But if I were a relative living with him I’d suggest he’d at least visit the doctor to see if he still had it after cutting it off

[@viethuongvothai686]

XanderCreates argee, but i will go to the doctor anyway because some medical shit could happen to my body if i cut it off

[@zad_rasera]

​@@xandercreates6766 There's still the risk of infection. Surgeons "autoclave" (google it) all their instruments before using hem and they have very strict rules during surgery lol. Limit talking. Once you face one side, you must not face another side because it's considered "dirty". Also, you cannot cross your arms(?) because your elbows are not considered clean or sterile.

[@tiashadrows3469]

WlfFrostGacha But I thought murder was illegal

[@sapphireblue4031]

@@zad_rasera I don't know where you got that information. Surgeons should talk a lot so they can communicate well with each other and also it prevents tiredness. They have face masks on that prevent droplets to fall into the wound. You can turn around as much as you want in the operating room as long as you don't touch anything or let anyone touch you. You wear a sterile cloak while during surgery. The safest way to hold your arms while you're standing around is crossing your arms or holding them at the height of your chest. Everything below or above is considered not sterile. As soon as you touch something not sterile you have to get rid of the protective gear and get desinfected and wear new stuff again.

[@ulalaFrugilega]

Kind of a surprise about the knife-surgery in itself doing no damage whatsoever…

[@raven4k998]

so much for removing cancer yourself clearly it's not that simple to do as cancer can spread despite surgery a doctor is advised for it for a reason

[@mahjonglover3614]

Best sunscreen ad i've ever seen

[@lorenzospitaleri]

@@JoosepP-uh1zt Depends on what type of white people you're talking about. For the most part, only nordics and anglos get sunburned. Other caucasians with less pale complexions can handle UV rays since their skin doesn't burn but tans for the most part. (although excessive exposure can fuck them up aswell). Either way, sunscreen is always useful.

[@stephenherbertson4544]

Worst ad for farmersonly.com though...

[@1greenMitsi]

commercial sunscreen causes skin cancer, take a look at what is in that shit

[@junits15]

@@1greenMitsi yeah I'm sure

[@Somebodyelse141]

@@JoosepP-uh1zt white people still need vitamin D lol

[@hkjm29]

big respect to farmers to what they endure, while we go the shelves and grab the products so easily

[@venus_5937]

Yeah

[@mackhomie6]

yeah. and then we ban the farmers from the grocery stores. i think

[@orangehearing4682]

@skinnyboy2k ok but what?

[@AndreGivenchy]

Yeah, it's just we get money for free everyday to buy groceries

[@henk2754]

@@AndreGivenchy can I get some of that free money for groceries?

[@chad6846]

Farmer: *gets skin cancer* Farmer: *cuts off skin cancer* Cancer: *Outstanding move*

[@s2erp5ent]

A day later: Cancer: *I'm about to end this man's whole career.*

[@nikitovitch5113]

Comeback is real

[@maipa2056]

Doctors: *_am I a joke to you?_*

[@awkwardmoments1539]

@@s2erp5ent you mean his L I F E notification

[@God_Yeeter]

two seconds later: Farmer's wife: *Wait, that's illegal*

[@roochiee]

my dad would tell me stories, almost bragging, of when he was a kid of digging out moles and skin cancer from his own skin all the time like it was nothing. i’m so damn thankful that it never spread anywhere, especially with him being a life long smoker that could have been awful.

[@Zeegwan.Slopper]

“A man woke up after a nice sleep. This is how his body was destroyed.”

[@unbelievable9o9]

a man ate A Lemon, this is how his Taste receptors caused a chain reaction down his throat, through his intestines and to his genitals and caused a sperm count overload and his balls exploded

[@JimJimWACA]

@Frenetic 48 Okay this is funi

[@kyle857]

I can relate to this.

[@hitroy1054]

@@unbelievable9o9 he spontaneously cumbusted

[@Dabiggestmobster]

@@unbelievable9o9 UNCONTROLABLE COOMING

[@peterobrien8627]

If this dude was a teacher, I’d pay attention in his class, new sub,

[@peterobrien8627]

Very informative. I’d say good ethic in teaching.

[@curlymae7141]

Anyone with knowledge to share is a teacher! ☺☺☺☺

[@headlean5788]

@@curlymae7141 he is talking about a school teacher dumbass

[@aubadthe2750]

Except the science is bs. Kemo is mustard gas. Radiation is just that radiation. So it would be better in old days and less deadly to bleed out a flu. And fact. Nearly everybody has cancer. Most are not affected. Most cancers lay dormant or move to slow to ever effect your life. But they will for a large fee radiation or mustard gas you. If they could cure cancer. Why isnt anyone a 150 yet? Its barbaric medicine and midevil at best. But they charge and perform it like its all good. Try eating right. I mean enjoy steaks and whole foods. Avoid McDonald's and even olive gardens. Take vitamin D or actually its a hormone not a vitamin. But regardless take hormone or vitamin D in the winter months. Avoid injections as the proteins are far more dangerous thah the sun. But mostly expect and prepare to die one day. We all do. Or why have children? You will die.

[@alegria1813]

I thought you were talking bout KC

[@thinkitsimpossible8718]

A man drank 18 cans of Red Bull. This is what happened to his wings.

[@grimhavenz]

He got wing cancer

[@jackjackiscool]

@@grimhavenz *nO* _he got ..._ *B E N F R A N K L I N E T U R D S DJDJNIDBHUHDY7BSJINWU8*

[@grimhavenz]

??? XD

[@jackjackiscool]

@@grimhavenz_i'm Benjamin Franklin and i approve this message_ *ovuvjklbiycjyrsartdtuvjhblhahahbjlshiohoiwgoihso8sg b u y m y c e r e a l b e n f r a k l i n s f a r t e d f r u i t f a j i t a s*

[@deanmack2313]

omg funny!

[@NegativeROG]

Farmers are incredible people. God bless them.

[@devilsoffspring5519]

We are almost ENTIRELY dependent on them. Look how people have a cow when the Internet packs it in, it's as if their lives are over. Or the electricity goes out and we're in the dark. Even showers and flushable toilets better work or we panic. To say nothing about motor vehicles! But none of those things are mission-critical, they're little more than conveniences and distractions! They aren't necessary for life. But with the number of people on the planet, if all the farmers quit their jobs the humans species is in the most dire shit of its life.

[@glorytogamersxp]

A kid wore his shirt backwards. This is what happened to his liver.

[@gotchabitch2050]

Bobblegum i havent had a good laugh until i saw this

[@vasoconvict]

ow it's turning

[@char2708]

A kid said hi to their friend. This is what happened to his toe

[@dabruh5741]

Noro Derek bruh💀

[@dr.prasad6353]

Likes - 666

[@miriamfuchs1065]

“Something is growing inside his armpit “ Me: pregnant

[@hammedburger3712]

I don't think that's how pregnancy works

[@pvppro5036]

Oh, looks like the new update is out!

[@rejubi-minkaokose6836]

😂😂😂

[@Leg8]

preganant

[@eileenaichan6361]

you've been told this story by your parents too?

[@bluebotmemes5125]

I wish getting rid of cancer was as easy as this guy thought.

[@tyronelannister9922]

Its actually as simple as cutting it out if the stage is early, easy procedure and takes less than an hour. Problem is if cancer spread to his bloodstream he was fucked already.

[@ozzoruuska3734]

@@tyronelannister9922 ye depends on the cancer. you cant cut lymhop out.. and curin a lymphom is not easy. or fun.

[@jasonmontgomery2836]

It is 🤦🏽‍♂️ they got a cure out there but the government won’t tell you

[@isaimartinez4506]

Li Jayy please tell me you’re joking

[@mayonaiseateyourcookie6858]

BlueBotMemes they’re trying to do it, scientist are.

[@vell2994]

Cancer is like the galaxy, the more you learn about it, the more anxiety you get and question your whole life

[@Pivara-t9w]

Unless you accept your mortal existence.

[@romarainshopping5481]

I see many jokes in comments of Chubbyemu, but I don't see any thanks for his great work. So I thank you, for the great quality of your content, and your kindness. I feel the honnest interest you have in medecine and in teaching.

[@CreepyFrawley]

Medicine*, sorry if it seems like I'm rudely correcting, I just don't want people's grammar to deteriorate during this lockdown

[@chronicom30yearsago12]

Because of him I want to be a doctor

[@Zanderreid571]

I think he has an honest interest too, maybe we should recommend him to become a doctor?

[@BoredTime101]

Cringe

[@Lanurus]

Yeah the thanks is called the like button

[@meepjuno]

Boy eats 24 pop tarts, This is was happens to his big toe

[@adventuresofwillandshelby6013]

Gout?

[@Июль-р8и]

69 comments

[@foxsisters6257]

diabetes. His toe got fucked

[@glitchddlc_yt2426]

*lauls.*

[@ryanbarnett9044]

Lol

[@nilzerYT]

“A man ate a year old lollipop, here’s how his kidneys evaporated”

[@plumbum5305]

Lol

[@Varrbariouss]

It may be possible with all the shit ive learned one day of watching his videos🤣

[@1wjpf_709]

“A woman walked, here’s how her lungs stopped working.”

[@tysondennis1016]

@@1wjpf_709 Twist ending: She grew old.

[@tombomb2923]

A lion ate a springbok for dinner. This is how an Inuit's face melted off

[@kevinfreeman3098]

Yeah, I limit my sun exposure, I'm a redhead, done so well at avoiding the sun I'm now extremely vitamin D deficient

[@Rowan3733]

wear a high SPF sunscreen and spread it generously and evenly. That way you can still go out in the sun for around an hour or so (within limits) and get that vitamin D.

[@aplus1080]

Most people are vitamin D deficient.

[@lunam7249]

eat vit d pills

[@a.Stitch-in-Time]

Are you Vegan? Milk, eggs, oj, salmon, tuna and much more have Vitamin D. I am sun intolerant and so mostly a vampire at this point so I definitely drink my OJ with some low cholesterol eggs for breakfast 😊

[@HfHiTeC]

@@a.Stitch-in-Time Low cholesterol eggs, or removing the yellow part?