A First Timer's ENTIRE SUBNAUTICA EXPERIENCE!

[@cheese0_4]

i like to imagine there was no chat and a part of his mind just made up the crab king to tease him with

[@MintTheProtogen]

The voices are getting to him.

[@King_Jockey]

what being stranded to an alien water planet does to a mf

[@Streetcleanergaming]

The crabulon shrooms got to him

[@Furballpug]

As one of the viewers who partook in the gaslighting on stream, I can confirm that chat was probably real. Like 90% sure it was real.

[@TrevinoWaluigi]

"Chat are you real?"

[@SillyGoofyGoober23]

Average Subnautica experience- Screaming Obtaining enough acid mushrooms to trip for at least a month straight No copper Eating your pet fish on accident *what is that* No copper “Entering ecological dead zone.” I need a wiring kit No silver Still no copper

[@Streetcleanergaming]

Oh, that fish has a very nice voice I haven't seen copper in days it must be a myth.

[@NeonValkyrieGaming]

@@Streetcleanergaming finally I made that escape ship I spent HOW MUCH?

[@benjaminbrum5921]

You forgot the cooking of the bladderfish as well.

[@sstarfury4068]

I read this in Waffletime's voice and it gets even funnier when you imagine his emphasis on the "no copper"s and the "what is that"

[@Polar-r3i]

"Mutiple Levaithan class life forms detected. are you sure whatever you are doing is worth it?"

[@SnoopyOfTheGods]

The terraria player when he sees titanium in the first 5 minutes 😮😎

[@foosen1750]

TIGHT-anium

[@yuriiarama9578]

PALladium

[@taiyo-alt1360]

ahh-tha-man-*TIGHT*

[@BolleDaAxolotl]

TIGHT-anium, as thight as plantera

[@Lil_yalf55]

Such a legendary comment

[@MaybyAGhost]

There's something so funny about seeing him obsess over ever increasing depth modules when he's still not taken his Seamoth past 400 meters 💀 A brother fears what lies beneath. He fears the Crab King.

[@Nasten666]

subnautica-themed g-string: ✅ wife and kids not at home: ✅ fear of the near distant future: ✅ 5h03min of an absolute waffletime classic: ✅

[@justinlindner2969]

ayo, where'd you get the g-string tho?? asking for a friend 👀

[@bradengoldsberry]

​@@justinlindner2969 dawg I'm asking for ME

[@MrLunatic2010]

Nah I'm asking for myself where'd you get the g-string.

[@caldercockatoo2234]

What the heck is a g-string?

[@chugchug72]

@@caldercockatoo2234It’s a type of underwear with very little fabric in the ass area, think of a string.

[@ningen7759]

Found my activity for the next 5 hours

[@toms_777]

Same

[@DroofGuy]

🎶🎵"Jeepers, creepers, where'd you get those Peepers?"🎵🎶

[@GuardianOfTheFloodedFortress]

Mozart weeps, for he knows he would never top this music genius

[@SillyGoofyGoober23]

“Jeepers, creepers, where’d you get those eyes?”

[@UltimateWoFfan]

“Jeepers, creepers, OH SHIT ARE THOSE REAPERS”

[@YourLocalRacist088]

​@@UltimateWoFfan😂😂😂

[@Pleasentmite]

"woman fear me fish fear me i am socially inept' -Papa Waffle

[@nan8228]

Getting reaper'd in the first 15 minutes is hilarious, can't believe he didn't freak out more lmfao

[@Muniaczek90]

I got freaked out by reaper in first 15 minutes and it spooked me so much i didnt touch the game in years haha 😂😂

[@tamyahgalentine9734]

​@@Muniaczek90 I played for an hour and still haven't seen a reaper😭

[@Ghazt253]

@@tamyahgalentine9734just go to the back of the Aurora

[@YourLocalRacist088]

​@@tamyahgalentine9734go directly behind the Aurora i found 3 reapers and a ghost in 5m😭😭😭

[@nubsynub]

i cant believe you went through the entire game without fighting the crab king

[@ZudinGodofWar]

Who tf is that

[@Unoriginal____Starwalker]

​@@ZudinGodofWar Bro didn't watch the video

[@ZudinGodofWar]

@@Unoriginal____Starwalker I get sidetracked easily

[@bealet9357]

@@ZudinGodofWar It's a joke, crab king is not real

[@joeisreallife7729]

@@bealet9357 stop lying to people online dude

[@Bobartsplipinsplop]

Can't stop thinking about that Fish Want Me shirt you have while i'm watching this

[@Voxxna]

Love how Waffle's perception of the Empress instantly went from dread, wonder and anticipation to down bad, down bad and down bad in the very same moment she popped up on the platform lmfao

[@Baxet94-]

Wrong video, this is subnautica not terraria my man 😭

[@jeffrando]

@@Baxet94-empress of light = sea empress.

[@littlebitsostuff963]

I mean to be fair her voice is incredibly beautiful

[@kersplood]

Ah, being scared to death of the safe shallows. Such humble beginnings, such innocent memories.

[@EmiZero167]

"Fish want me" "Women fear me" "I f**k the fish"

[@Streetcleanergaming]

What do you think the lube is for?

[@florantlover5554]

1000 Bottles of Fish Oil

[@krebkrcs]

I AM SOCIALLY INEPT 🔥🔥

[@lethargic3702]

@@krebkrcs….. GAMER FOR LIFE 🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@RandomSebastianFan]

I like the fact that my pfp is a fish

[@chronosand563]

I don't have time to watch this all, could you condense it into a 60 second short with Minecraft parkour?

[@WaffleTime]

I can do that or subway surf short with Male AI Voice 2 reading Reddit threads

[@roblogic6823]

​@@WaffleTimeFinally content I can actually enjoy

[@Silentcore12x]

@@WaffleTimelet me know if you actually do it and I’ll donate 5 bucks

[@KatBambi]

@@WaffleTime mmmm sludge content _glug glug glug_

[@gunduggs7139]

no one likes a soggy waffle

[@yellowblueandgreenlines9484]

Can we get some trues

[@yellowblueandgreenlines9484]

True

[@alfie0_01]

true

[@Krispizz]

Never eat soggy waffles…

[@Mega-wt9do]

true

[@lexburst7012]

FINALLY IT HAS BEEN DELIVERED, can't Wait for the crab king bossfight

[@KenNeverFailsTo]

Ya it sucks that he missed it I was hoping to see it

[@JamesXatior]

As a person who 100% the game the crab king boss fight is great but I'm not surprised he missed it its pretty out of the way

[@kirbkid248]

please tell me is this actually real?

[@KenNeverFailsTo]

@@kirbkid248 it is

[@spacebar-vx7ck]

@@kirbkid248 look it up lmao

[@bradengoldsberry]

I'm really glad that he found the cool time capsule with all the effort put in. If a normal user found it, it would've been seen by one person, but instead it's been seen by thousands

[@Zapdos0145]

NO WAY IVE BEEN BINGING SUBNAUTICA NOW I CAN DO IT WITH EDIBLES

[@realricey]

mood

[@DerpidyDerp]

mood

[@hockeykings3793]

Mood

[@BoioBoio]

mood

[@cm_cwastaken]

mood

[@lhotshot]

As a marine biology major, I approve of this certified waffletime.

[@breadsticks2140]

Yooo where are you studying?

[@lhotshot]

@ college of Charleston in South Carolina

[@CGGongtai]

I enjoy Waffle randomly turning into an angry Londoner with a carpet knife whenever he's faced with a small enemy

[@maxdmac4368]

I remember playing this game blind, what an experience. Can't wait to watch the full video!

[@quarkonium3795]

At first I thought you meant that you're blind and you played Subnautica and I kind of wondered how that would work until I thought about it for a bit

[@Mrblabarga]

@@quarkonium3795 how have you never heard of a blind letsplay?😂

[@maxdmac4368]

🤣

[@boi2192]

Good luck watching a video when ur blind

[@Cheese_mann]

This man has balls of steel, he only screamed like 7 times, while I shitted my pants at least 323,402,984,792,970,834 times during my playthrough.

[@apotoz]

admitedly, i think the reason why you struggled so much the first time in the lost river was bc you were letting chat back-seat you too much. u gotta exploreee

[@toxic_shr00m]

Well, it took a couple days of on and off watching, but I finished the video. Absolutely loved it. Followed Subnautica throughout the majority of its development and seen dozens of youtubers play it all the way through, and I still enjoyed this video a ton. It's always a joy to see someone's blind reaction to everything this amazing game has to offer, and you were frankly hilarious too.

[@wildlmao]

I love the terraria font on other videos lololll

[@teraskasi6485]

hey its you

[@337x]

lololll

[@Qwerty45yt]

That’s wild lmao

[@MrPeanut624]

"Crab king isn't real, crab king can't hurt you." Crab King: DOOK DOOK DOOK DOOK

[@savirskyi]

I couldn't believe it wasn't a stream. 5h is craaazy!

[@ethanpunto311]

Same

[@Furballpug]

Streamed on twitch. Watched til right before lost river

[@KayBosha]

He did stream, where do you think he was saying “CRAB KING ISNT REAL” from?

[@savirskyi]

​@@KayBosha I know, thanks for letting me know. The video is clearly edited in the beginning at least, that's why I was surprised that this wasn't just some raw stream footage, but an edited video.

[@NeonXOPS7]

Man Subnautica is a classic. I made my friend with Thalassophobia play it for 200 dollars, safe to say he was terrified but still managed to enjoy it.

[@texasred8424]

as someone who has thalassophobia and has been doing a subnautica playthrough recently, i really wish i had a friend that would give me 200 dollars to play this game

[@leonschluck3168]

Ah yes. It's not everyday you find across a 5h and 3 min subnautica video

[@SaltyNard]

Soon as I get that thermal knife I start simulating hunger games with the fish. Take a ton of 'em alive, keep 'em for later, soon as you're hungry you let 'em loose and start chasing with the 1000 degree butter knife, survival of the fittest.

[@smileeeboi]

Holy shit I volunteer to be your therapist

[@SaltyNard]

@@smileeeboi Ha! Nah you don't want that.

[@BoosieGoose]

I used to watch your videos back when you had like 1k subs and I’m insanely impressed with the progress you made! Keep it up man

[@WaffleTime]

@@BoosieGoose Thank you so much amigo, that truly is enough to make a man shed grown man tears Thank you for sticking around so long and checking back up! I hope you’re enjoying the content now as much as you did back then! 😎🤝 Take care amigo!

[@soapstheguy]

great video! sad he missed the crab king boss fight.

[@eternallyspoopy2238]

now we need a 7 hour video on subnautica below zero

[@Streetcleanergaming]

Every single new player has the exact same reaction to finding out you can make lube in this game. Cmon if you've made it to the end of the game you know that we definitely didnt need to do that fetch quest for the hatching enzymes. We could've just used that lube to skip it entirely and give the sea emporors a better chance with some more homebrew """hatching enzymes."""

[@kirbkid248]

STOP IT 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@Streetcleanergaming]

​@@kirbkid248 I will not stop making the funny fish game worse for everyone else

[@kirbkid248]

@@Streetcleanergaming 😨

[@Qwerty45yt]

@@StreetcleanergamingD’:

[@themarked2820]

I AM GOING TO +BLASTING AWAY YOU

[@OliverFoynes]

This is a legendary momment in history

[@Mikonid_Ozone]

That holefish is so damn good.

[@Streetcleanergaming]

If you think the normal holefish is good you should see the titain holefish in below zero

[@thunderwearcloud]

@@Streetcleanergaming TIGHT-en holefish( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@Mikonid_Ozone]

​@@Streetcleanergaming not tight enough.

[@lembarkii8669]

☹️

[@theonewithunquenchablethir6033]

The cut from safe shallows to the back of the Aurora at 13:59 actually made me burst out laughing.

[@Scr2pta]

You, my man, are so lucky, not encountering the crab king is fucking insane

[@Nightmare41919]

Subnautica is one of my favourite games, I can’t wait to watch this

[@BumblebeeXrocks]

"This is Way Too Easy Mode. This is Bullshit I'm Gonna Die in One Second." Yeah, sounds about right. Not just for Subnauseous, but many others too.

[@lucyarisato6850]

A five hour supercut? Sign me the hell up

[@ixeliema]

Oh bless cthulhu I *love* new subnautica playthroughs. And 5 hours? Waffle you spoil us. ❤

[@JonathanNormandy]

All hail the old gods

[@Streetcleanergaming]

All hail the devourour may his endless hunger and many tentacles guide us all.

[@agingerredhead9380]

“cthulhu wants me” “women fear me”

[@ixeliema]

@@agingerredhead9380 "dagon fears me"

[@jorissmal1769]

Everybody can play how they want ofcourse. But in my opinion Subnautica isn’t a game where you need the wiki or a walkthrough to enjoy and explore the entire game like waffle did in the video. It’s so cool to explore and find stuff out on your own! One of the best things about the game

[@smoothwolfgacha4716]

He didn’t find the Markiplier doll. This upsets me, but it doesn’t surprise me because everyone forgot about it

[@Beanos-bj8bk]

Maybe the true crab king was the fish we ate along the way

[@teraskasi6485]

NO WAY WASNT EXPECTING THIS HAPPILY SURPRISED

[@TKVdaboi]

I was looking for a Subnautica playthrough on KZbin and I found yours and honestly I'm loving it! Your commentary mixed w this being a blind playthru is very fun :))

[@lamp9478]

See's the vass ocean = we are so down :( Terraria player gets titanium in first 5 minutes = we are so up!

[@Azrioael]

This was genuinely one of the best videos I've ever watched, holy moly this was absolute peak

[@ixeliema]

Crab King *is* real, Waffletime, he just lives in Calamity now

[@dj146n]

I’m so happy that you played this game, and even happier that you streamed and made a video out of it. Subnautica is an amazing game and one of the very few that I would call a masterpiece. I believe that everyone who plays video games should experience it at least once. It’s beautiful, scary, and fun. One of the best experiences I’ve ever had playing a video game.

[@RedDelete]

ITS OUT, NEW, 11 SECONDS AGO, AND READY TO SEE EMMETS BEAUTIFUL EDITING, LETS GO!!!!

[@krink6]

bro literally skipped the crab king boss fight💀

[@chandlersparkman3162]

I just wrapped up my own second playthrough today. This video was an almost suspiciously well-timed delight! Thank you for the stellar content!

[@ECvIxI]

I've been wanting to play this game for ages. The same day i finally decide to play it for 1st time this video comes out. Very suspicious timing

[@BilbusBaggins]

Ive played through subnautica twice, watched the whole playthrough like 5 times. But i dont think i will ever get tired of seeing a new player experience it

[@Kamiey]

You are the one youtuber who's videos I can fully watch for 5 hours. Keep it up man!

[@sophietwentytwo]

this was by far the most entertaining playthrough of Subnautica I have ever watched. I love it. i was wheezing in the first 5 minutes

[@synergy6035]

Gonna put this on in the background to hear waffles screams while I die to infernum perforator for the next 7 hours… again… for the 4th day in a row…

[@yuriiarama9578]

May the gods of Infernum calamity mod help you.

[@lunaaaaa-sy2fr]

I love subnautica so much, so happy to watch my favorite KZbinr play it

[@Nilloc777]

Not bringing the cyclops down to the lost river is a crime against humanity

[@jahnana2026]

took me about an hour to realise he streamed some of this and isn't just schizo talking to the voices about a crab king

[@Yeeter_of_Worlds]

No, he’s definitely schizo and talking to the voices, twitch chat is just the physical manifestation of them

[@DragonKingGaming0]

Boutta watch this whole 5 hour thing, thank you daddy waffle

[@akali351]

watched all 5 hours and would watch it again on any other game fucking love ya waffle bro good stuff and keep up the good shit my guy!

[@Fectoelfilis27]

I love how whenever he wants something for his habitat he dosent look on the habitat builder, also i cant belive he didn't get the crab king boss fight

[@brendansage6876]

As an absolute damn classic of a video once wisely stated: Fish want me Women fear me I am socially inept GAMER FOR LIFE

[@AndroofMadden]

"What's your favorite flavor of bleach?" "Grapefruit" Bleach flavor tier-list coming soon, WaffleTime?

[@themilkguy9572]

my favorite game and my favorite youtuber. truly a blessing sent from the heavens

[@alexnormandin9543]

I can’t ignore the fact how you called your base “Waffle gooning station.”

[@pieisgood2380]

Barely 15 minutes in and you’ve already made me belly laugh like six times. You certainly have earned yourself a subscribe. This is the best.😂

[@dragon_1gaming756]

22:17 imo that should deal a point of damage just because it’s funny. ALTERNATIVELY, they could add a feature where if you do it too many times, that amount being a random amount between 10-50, then it’ll just either warn you about doing it too much or just kill you.

[@Teddster221]

What a video. This was hilarious, and one of the few extremely long videos I didn't click off of in the first 5 minutes. W.

[@herobrinegamer0434]

I love this Game. It probably the Best Survival Game out there. The Forest is a close second

[@carson_r_0972]

You should try dark wood or something else, I'ma be so honest the forest is ass

[@WonderThighs]

@@carson_r_0972you should consider watching Pyrocynicals dark wood video, very good!

[@agingerredhead9380]

says the MC pfp

[@gabrielcampbell8273]

Nah bro don’t forget about ark

[@herobrinegamer0434]

@@agingerredhead9380 so what. I can say whatever I want

[@Beck02]

What a ride! Love the long videos as background for the day :)))

[@diamondeye1897]

WAFFLE DAWG YOU CANT JUST KEEP UPLOADING 5 HOUR VIDEOS I DONT HAVE ENOUGH TIME FOR THIS

[@pond_donkey]

Thank you for recording this and editing it into a condensed bite of one of my favorite games

[@tanny6852]

Some succulent SUCCULENT subnautica experience lets gooo🎉

[@chowmein1397]

That was one of the best subnautica playthroughs I have seeen Watched it through and through...and it was Awesome!

[@SkyHawkRaider]

Bro, when I first got Subnautica in like 2018 on a base Xbox One, the loading screen would take like 8 minutes

[@distinguished199]

This is one of the few times I've watched a playthrough of this length, but I'm proud to say that you've earned it Mr. Waffle.

[@JonathanNormandy]

I cant believe you missed the Crab King leviathan

[@pularis1629]

Dude I am so happy rn I was literally binging terraria vids mainly from ur channel and Subnautica vids the past week and now I get this?!? YAY!

[@Billybobbobby1]

Me: Enjoying my new seamoth Reaper leviathan: This is mine now

[@Furballpug]

I lost my first seamoth because I wasn't paying attention, drove into a cave, and hit the walls over and over again. The damage stacked so fast I couldn't react ;-;

[@yuriiarama9578]

*parks seamoth outside Aurora. Goes to explore* Reaper: ooOO a new chew toy :3

[@UltimateWoFfan]

@@yuriiarama9578 the reapers are just misunderstood, all they want is a crunchy seamoth to munch on.

[@RoPEK123xd]

took me 4 days of watching but it was well worth it, kinda bummer you haven't experienced some of the biomes and content, but still had a blast

[@MonomaDidNothingWrong]

Me: “I don’t have the time to watch long form content anymore” Waffltime: *5 hour Subnautica video* Me **click**

[@NEARUS90]

Five hours is crazy. Love the massive content, waffle! I hope you cover more games and take your time with them like this.

[@disaster8875]

5 HOUR VID HELL YEA

[@Waly69420]

Amazing video as always, I love these longer videos so much more, like the thorium healer class, just amazing gives more content and overall gives a better look at the playthrough, keep it up, and I am sure that one day you will get that diamond play button.

[@blue_alien4]

Love your vids man

[@logictom7254]

This was really fun to watch, didnt expect a 5 hour long video to be a cut video, kudos

[@HeyJack-kl5yj]

Subnautica video >_> Hell yeah

[@myweeniedoodlewentmissing7462]

one of my favorite youtubers playing one of my favorite games, love to see it!

[@gamingnerd5634]

28:35 Neebs gaming cameo

[@Clairevoyant101]

watching in anticipation but calmed down when i heard your iconic "yeah yeah"

[@tophat6]

Should’ve called the cyclops the Prawn-Hub

[@candynothinbutcandy1016]

I can’t believe he managed to not encounter the crab king for the entire game

[@MapleclawGD]

Always good to find a video like this bc ik for the next 4 days I’ll watch this instead of mindlessly scrolling reels

[@A_sentient_flamethrower]

1:12:49 PEMDAS jump scare

[@imissallmyshots8283]

The crab king fight was insane bro 🗣️🔥

[@That_One_Aspid]

Is this the the new terraria update? If you think that I said just to try and get a laugh, you're wrong. This is a test to see if anyone is observant enough to notice how the first "the" is repeated twice.

[@Omelette-man10]

Two steps ahead

[@zacharyburgoon979]

two steps behind

[@woodsworth6756]

Two steps above

[@CertifiedMicrowave]

two steps below

[@SoggyWaffleEnjoyer]

Two steps behind you