A Garden of Murder! | Turnip Boy Commits Tax Evasion

[@TB25genius]

An actual quote from Mark Hamill's Joker in the 90s: "I'm crazy enough to take on Batman, but the IRS? No thank you!"

[@SplitSniper7]

Lol this comment😂😂😂

[@DrewBurklow]

I love this quote

[@nathanwilkins6107]

They got Capone. They’ll get you too.

[@J4CKS0N_D34R3ST]

@@nathanwilkins6107 lol, I get this one, can't believe that's how he got caught.

[@ImprisionArchieves]

@@J4CKS0N_D34R3ST They couldn’t charge Capone with possible murder and illegal moonshining ( process of making illegal alcohol ) because they wasn’t sufficient enough evidence but sense Capone never paid taxes this is what they used as trial for his arrest to get around the American legal system. History is fun sometimes.

[@hesho24]

I think the sequel will be “turnip boy commits arson.”

[@achilles3013]

"turnip boy commits a war crime" or a felony theres actually so many good ones

[@Oxygen1004]

"Turnip boy dystroyes taxes"

[@samlemay5333]

No, that is just bunker.

[@me-tj5vr]

Turnip boy commits tax fraud

[@sazuna4024]

@@me-tj5vr Tax evasion and fraud are pretty much the same thing. If you are evading paying your tax money you are frauding. Because you are keeping money that is meant for the government. Both is pretty much stealing money from the government by not paying what is more or less rightfully theirs. Some taxes are pretty questionable but you still have to pay them.

[@DiabloGraves]

VNs: "..." Turnip Boy: "!!!" "???" "..." ",,," ";;;" MatPat: *now needs to invent a new series of horrific noises to represent them*

[@starnorthstarnorth]

hUwAAUH?

[@dragonli1y]

What Sounds I Assume These So Obviously Represent : ... = nervously throwing up, as we know !!! = Sneezing ??? = HUH in the strangest voice possible ,,, = Very Long Pause ;;; = crazed Murmurs

[@krishowlter9287]

Oh no! A horrific flashback to DDLC!

[@AMT911]

There's only one time where he talked

[@martinvallejo2923]

So many voices from kindergarten 2 were cast for this game

[@sparrowt4082]

I miss Nugget's voice. :(

[@jpbrother]

Dumpster hag where are you!?

[@kaspanovaVT]

to both of the replies, sadly nugget voice and dumpster hag voice wont be returning due to steph not being around. :(

[@monikawischnewski]

@@kaspanovaVT wait why? Did I miss something?😅🤔

[@jpbrother]

@@kaspanovaVT i know...sadly.

[@shawn_7413]

Would be funny if at the end of the game you found out Turnip Boy can't read and thats why he angrily tore up everything

[@die2infinity101]

When I watched other KZbinrs play this I thought that there was an option to keep it and deliver it to people but guess not

[@lacytaylor1501]

It seems he's only tearing up everything with the word 'Taxes' on it

[@amokriinprolgiid3409]

The real reason he tears everything up is even better.

[@sdsign4229]

Officially, according to the devs, all the documents in the game have something to do with taxes, and whenever Turnip Boy is reminded about taxes while reading anything, he tears up whatever he reads in a blind rage.

[@a_person_without-a_life7724]

That’s the most wholesome comment I’ve seen so far.

[@hannahbanana4899]

Mirror Matt: "I would draw dogs.. with clothes on them. The clothes really sold it". Me: Shut up and take my money

[@starlight7884]

I would join that patreon

[@jakealvin7049]

A tip : you can watch movies on flixzone. Been using them for watching loads of movies during the lockdown.

[@noeldakota7395]

@Jake Alvin Yea, have been watching on Flixzone for years myself =)

[@Veryverybright]

matt did you hear the air siren and an a-bomb blow up

[@sparrowstar3490]

I been playing the battle cats and uh that practically why I like it ... Cats with clothes and makeup

[@williamhiegel2756]

“And a cute story about committing tax evasion” Ha! If only it was only about that!

[@Oxygen1004]

:)

[@starnorthstarnorth]

you made so many comments thats cooooool

[@NotDanP1an]

43:57

[@Drakonic4112]

@@NotDanP1an :) (:

[@jackwhitch1015]

Matt: He is like a veggie Al Capone! Me having played the full game: *starts sweating* Matt: Maybe its like a nuclear Fallout Me: *sweats even harder*

[@luckyanimationideas2448]

Matt: maybe the background music hides air sirens Me: *Ohhhh crap*

[@colorlessoz]

Even the Joker was scared of the IRS. "Pay your Freaking Taxes!!"- Hamilton

[@odasiam6342]

Pretty sure that was issac Newton do your research before you spout nonsense

[@Leharfri]

@@odasiam6342 In the Off-Broadway version of Hamilton, there was a song called One Last Ride, where Hamilton said this phrase.

[@odasiam6342]

@@Leharfri DANGIT forgot that version

[@lookineedsleep]

I can't believe the Hamilton fandom hijacked this video

[@Hamzter1234]

@@odasiam6342 *do your research before you spout nonsense*

[@bucca2]

“So is this a nuclear fallout type thing?” That in the industry is what we call FORESHADOWING

[@die2infinity101]

I was hoping Mat would find out on his own with some of the hints that comes later but I didn't even think about how the fork being ancient would give it away, I'm sort of disappointed at the fact he technically got told about it but at the same time I'm amazed at the person who made that connection

[@noimnotgoingtoenteraname]

"Foreshadowing is a dramatic device in which a plot point is revealed earlier in the story only to return later in a more significant way" -Hermione Granger

[@coriaskey7020]

i love people like this, when they joke about that which is inevitable

[@selinnazsur2328]

@@die2infinity101 Hey, Mirror Matt is part of the team. They're in this together so it doesn't really matter who the idea comes from.

[@die2infinity101]

@@selinnazsur2328 true

[@bartman64]

The analogy of tax prep companies being the nerd you pay for math answers is perfect. It gets even better when you realize the nerd bribes the teacher to make the test harder, so you have to pay them for answers

[@atmosstreams]

I see you need the answers to a test... Well I have a deal for you, good sir

[@BranBronzebeard701]

Except you don't really have a choice in tax while with the other you can learn Or just already understand it

[@taiya001]

IRS Letters?! I get terrified every year and my mom has to open them. In return I take care of the spiders.

[@williamhiegel2756]

I wonder if there is an explanation of why Turnip Boy can’t talk, part of me wonders if he isn’t fully evolved yet (or mutated might be a better word) and so he hasn’t fully become humanoid.

[@aereon_gaming]

He CAN talk, he tells someone to shut up after a sidequest

[@lzrshark617]

@@aereon_gaming It could be a sort of Chell situation; I think it was either Portal 2 or word of devs that confirmed that she _can_ speak, she just chooses not to to spite Glados bc she knows it pisses her off. I still personally like the headcanon that she and Gordon Freeman (at least from HL1 bc I haven't played 2 yet) are mute and talk via sign language, bc I don't usually come across many mute characters in games and I think it would be cool

[@Morrigan855]

@@lzrshark617 it would be cool to either play as a mute character or make my own game involving that. I'm selectively mute which isn't really understood by people

[@walukirby]

In robs a bank (the sequel), it is revealed that his voice rips people's souls out, because crancran, who is the only one he speaks to in this game with the word "stop" gets her soul ripped out because of it.

[@nidalflame8894]

In the original batman even Joker paid his taxes because "not even he is crazy enough to go against the IRS"

[@MiloMurphysLaw]

That would be an interesting plot for a super hero movie though. Literally all the villain does is commit tax evasion but then like halfway through the movie the super hero gives up on trying to convince him to do his taxes. So then it ends with a big battle between the villain and the IRS.

[@Meosychs]

Could have sworn that was from the 90s animated series with Mark Hamill.

[@ImprisionArchieves]

To be fair that’s how they jailed Capone, so not a bad idea.

[@justsomejerseydevilwithint4606]

You will LOVE the lore of this game, Matthew. It's kinda on the nose later on, but enjoy. And read the books.

[@justsomejerseydevilwithint4606]

39:08 Me, knowing the full game plot: "Don'tsayanythingDon'tsayanythingDon'tsayanything..."

[@disaster_coffee4544]

OOP

[@PaulTarsusRips]

Saying it now...I need me some Mirror Matt clothed dog artwork. Anyone else?

[@MiloMurphysLaw]

I thought he said he was gonna put the link in the description

[@thecrimsonwolf2456]

I’m wondering how much it would be for a bulldog in a sweater vest with glasses.

[@jesperaskholm8717]

I thought the link would be in the description, but it's not

[@jacobcowan8391]

My favorite part was listening to MatPat say “uwu”😆😆

[@vgamer456]

Literal PFFFFFFFFFFFF

[@randomperson1weekago295]

Time stamp?

[@CartoonMage]

@@randomperson1weekago295 9:28

[@jacobcowan8391]

Ya at 9:26

[@randomperson1weekago295]

@@CartoonMage Thank you!

[@ChillezOwO]

Ah yes tax fraud gravity falls taught me a lot about it

[@kaspanovaVT]

YES.

[@Alittlechaos12]

Sans?! (sorry I do that every time I see someone with Sans as their name. I respect the memes)

[@flowerpower2671]

Yes✨

[@flowerpower2671]

@@Alittlechaos12 same

[@Fable869]

Grunkle stan teaches important things like: fishing, business, how to successfully fool the irs (suckers)

[@Topherlex]

MatPat: it looks like it’s going to be a cute story about tax evasion. Me who knows how this is happening after all humans are dead because of a nuclear war: Pathetic

[@Shythalia]

Spoilers!

[@indigopines]

Ahem. ALMOST all humans.

[@JameyMcQueen]

@@Shythalia Rule 6 of gaming culture: NEVER read the comments.

[@sonicmantee277plays]

SPOILERS

[@AssassinGirl16]

I cannot express how excited I got when Matt said "cannibalism weekend." My friend and I will literally have hours long conversations about philosophy, psychology, and theoretical instances of cannibalism. We've even gotten to the point that, using the legal definition, we apply it to fantasy elements like vampirism. Can't wait to see these theories!

[@PopeMical]

Please play more of this and there's a neat little 'easter egg' if you pay attention to the background music; especially as the game progresses.

[@NotDanP1an]

Yeah

[@Waffle_enjoyer]

Weapon woods has war sirens in the background music right?

[@elle4love353]

remember kids: don't be the kid that pay nerds to do their work be the nerd

[@coriaskey7020]

you know what... ima do just that

[@oliveroates]

Instructions unclear, no one wanted me to do the homework and now people don’t want to be associated with me

[@worldofmarvel5219]

"Isnt that what the kardashians do?!" Yes, matt. Thats exactly what they do XD

[@kcat420]

My anxiety's too bad for horror games so I'm glad to have a non-scary gtlive I can watch

[@NotDanP1an]

Don’t watch the next video of this then. REALLY dark themes implied in the one of the bosses and music.

[@kcat420]

@@NotDanP1an It's more of an issue with jumpscares and not as much theme, but I appreciate it 😊

[@JameyMcQueen]

@@NotDanP1an This aged like milk.

[@michaellammey2543]

Man, I can’t wait for Mat to see the lore of this game-

[@NotDanP1an]

43:57 Wow amazing guess

[@randomgoose9901]

“We won’t pay our taxes” - the literal end credits song Puts me in a tax evasion kind of mood

[@X-SPONGED]

Alternate Title : Turnip Boy Commits Tax Evasion | A Cinematic Masterpiece

[@Evermatronic]

Hey that was Rtgames title for when he played this game

[@yaboicreamy5227]

Angry Irish noises

[@JameyMcQueen]

@@Evermatronic Which means they're not wrong. It IS an alternate title.

[@williamhiegel2756]

I was going to recommend this game to you if I was ever early! And now that I’m early you’re playing the game!

[@brandont3055]

I get sad seeing Stephanie on the intro, knowing she won't be a part of the episode :( SHE IS MISSED

[@atmosstreams]

She might just be behind the camera at a desk doing work. Ya never know.

[@IcyAuron]

22:22 Once again, they're selling themselves short, and it was actually a four-way crossover for Cannibalism Week.

[@teddybear1036]

The best video! MatChats with criminal turnips! Hope MatPat feels better soon

[@caitlinb1657]

I know it's been awhile, but I really hope they continue this game 🙏

[@colbypetty6422]

I'm real disappointed they didn't return to this

[@williamhiegel2756]

This game’s title totally gives me Filmcow vibes! (The people that made classic early KZbin animations like Charlie the Unicorn and Llamas with Hats!)

[@SzandorQuinn]

Wow. Llamas With Hats? That's an oldie but goldie. "Caaaaaaarl! That KILLS people!"

[@randomperson1weekago295]

F2f co gym by f

[@randomperson1weekago295]

Chatted Cheesed

[@bradywinterblade1342]

Charlie candy mountain Charlie

[@Bumbling_fool00]

He is a vtuber now. Faceborrower or something. Have any of you seen his interviews with Ariel and pikachu? Time hurts people.

[@trafficjam7559]

Matthew: I cannot speak because I've been talking so much for episodes Also Matthew: I shall record gameplay and talk a lot

[@yukonmakesgames]

Thank you so much for playing my little turnip game! This was absolutely wild to watch as someone who watched all your theory videos as a kid!!! 🥺❤️

[@Sleeper_6875]

You made this??? It’s incredible

[@creppruby]

This game is incredible and a masterpiece of human society

[@Animeedits18]

does any one remeber when this show up ... they whould throw up during doki doki

[@bellapuga7376]

I wish we got part 2 🥺

[@re-blitz]

Same

[@NoiseDay]

sees the thumbnail "Aw, this looks cute!" sees the intro "Yeah, alright."

[@NotDanP1an]

Wait until you hear about the lore

[@liz-lnpvo9098]

15 seconds into the preview and you can tell this is gonna be a *delightful* video :D

[@roebenjaminpeled2705]

Matpat commit tax evasion!! (We better get a lore video matpat or the turnip mafia is coming).

[@ajsweetheart3655]

I really hope they come back to this game and finish it. It's very interesting and could have sparked a few theories

[@zeinii3740]

15:12 “I lost THE baby” indeed, an odd thing to say. 16:30 The “Backpack” has a fricking FACE

[@readypickles]

I watched RT play this and it was really good! I hope you enjoy it too!

[@calvinscarvings.66]

Did you evade the taxes?

[@readypickles]

@@calvinscarvings.66 Always

[@liamnehren1054]

"Sometimes that public properties just scream at ya like 'please vandalize me!'." ~ Matpat Well actually just today I saw a PETA ad on the side of the road so YES.

[@aurias42]

"I just draw dogs with clothes" so sweet, and so innocent...

[@Duckverse]

I hope we'll get to see a Part 2 to this!

[@AsaIGuess]

Mat needs to complete this game it’s amazing

[@starborn6447]

You have too finish it there’s sooooooooooo much lore

[@zombi3manbruh562]

After all he has done, he deserves this happiness and laughs

[@rmt3589]

5:18 Sounds like a great Style Theory episode!

[@pumpkinspicedonyx8341]

Mat you guys really got to comeback to this

[@thenextguest3230]

MatPat: Oh wow, there is a lot of voices needed. Also MatPat: Has the same high pitched voice for every single character.

[@DecemberSfy]

The chit chat between Mirror Matt and MatPat brings an indescribable amount of joy! 😊 PS: when MatPat started talking about cannibal-themed theories, my mind immediately went to his Wall-e film theory! 😂

[@Dragons_Lair_Art]

You need to finish the game!! There is so much LORE

[@spxllskxll]

Part TWOOO

[@Jumithia]

Building on Mirror Matt's theory about Nuclear Fallout: The nuclear reaction could've either turned humans into vegetables or given vegetables a consciousness.

[@renegadeartist5029]

I love this game, I got the completionist ending, and am currently having my boyfriend play it

[@Dantalliumsolarium]

Matpats commitment to voice acting is a feat. I would have given up, high pitched voices hurt me on a good day. Thank you for kings 🙏🏻

[@Azure70]

Matpat, I'm getting concern about how optimistic you are getting about cannibalism

[@SailorLavender]

7:22 Truth. I just opened one a few minutes ago and luckily for me it wasn't bad news. Wasn't so lucky the last time though.

[@2ndCannonFodder]

He Needs To finish this game... there i sgood lore

[@galaxypanda9478]

Wondering if Mat will actually continue this game after a whole year🥲😭

[@dragonspen.trading4589]

I looked for part 2 and since it has been 3 years I fear we will not get it

[@calliethewolfcat2183]

Do a part two! I love listening to you talk about this.

[@starnorthstarnorth]

turnip boy: *cute little "..."* matpat: hWUaH?

[@justeaden9568]

Did no one see turnip boy rip an ENTIRE BOOK in TWO HALVES

[@indigopines]

Mirror Matt: Look, I think it's a nuclear fallout thing. Me: *sniff* My baby boy has grown up into a theorist!!

[@Aisha_Luv]

"Turnip Boy Commits Tax Evasion" is never a sentence I thought I'd read. ALSO TAKE A BREAK MATPAT! q(≧^≦q)

[@defterhornet]

aged well

[@jayysstar2657]

This was fun, would definantly watch more.

[@picturebreakdown]

Respect for MatPat’s true fans who got here early enough to see this I do MARVEL and Star Wars BREAKDOWNS!

[@User24x]

Nahhhh, but it is the only channel I got a notification bell for LOL

[@MillieEyelash14]

Is 33 minutes considered early? 🥲

[@SirFigBar]

@@MillieEyelash14 yes

[@coolguy-nq7vb]

I'm here

[@FroggSocks]

Not really true fans, more like people who happened to have free time when the video was uploaded

[@linkin0983]

That Witty Banter 💀💀 2yrs later and they haven't continued it 🤔

[@FenrizNNN]

9:28 hearing matpat say "UwU" is both disturbing and strange

[@theotherVLF]

Don't sound so excited about cannibalism weekend, MatPat....

[@prronce]

9:26 welp, time to use this against him.

[@atmosstreams]

I really love that MatPat has been on this kick of strange and weird games. It really gives the smaller games a spotlight they don’t usually have.

[@Phoenix.Moon524]

Matt: the pickles are 12.99, that's insane Me: Cannibalism...

[@CrisperPoet]

I'd like to see this game finished, I dunno about a full theory from it, but you could definitely squeeze a mini theory or two out of it.

[@ronsauceify]

Been eyeing this game in the Nintendo store, looks fun. Thanks for showing it off!

[@mak3x7]

lets go, I just bought this game two days before you started playing this, hope you enjoy it.

[@maxwellgrimsley]

Why do I love his game already omg

[@danwindows7]

I thought Cannibalism weekend was a thing like Cinco de mayo... oh my goodness. Thank you Mirror Matt.

[@bennettam.9330]

Still holding out hope that this series returns.. :(

[@lydiamorton2237]

Since when are ellipses no longer hurls Matpat? What has the world come to?????

[@williamhiegel2756]

If I don’t see a Theory on this game, I’ll be a bit disappointed!

[@alexormoonkat7864]

Exited for cannibalism weekend.... never thought id say that sentence...

[@marink94]

Why did they never finished this game?? Is awsome!!

[@TnTCreeper5000]

Oh i see it now, School Matt: getting money from doing math KZbin Mat: getting subs and views from doing math Me: I see a pattern here (a matpattern)

[@RolandGoose]

This video taught me more about taxes than school.

[@bee-kf5jd]

never googled something so fast like i just googled turnip boy plushie

[@jazz93E]

I can’t wait for the sequel: “Turnip boy commits several patches of arson on small orphanages” I hope it’s as cute as the first game Also listen closely to the weapon woods music

[@Ace_Maus]

I need theories on the lore of this game. Ever since I watched RT Games' video on this game, I cannot stop thinking about its complexity.

[@xGrumpyBearx]

Flavortown...does this mean guy fieri is in the game somehow?

[@timoti2226]

This game has been completely forgotten, what a shame!

[@readypickles]

Also for those who haven’t seen a play through yet, there’s a gurren Lagann reference!

[@toastyplush3331]

I bet,cince he doesn’t have arms, he puts the papers on the ground and rips it up with his legs

[@alycocoa7967]

No one: Literally no one: No one what so ever: Turnip Boy: ...

[@dolfuny]

???

[@dolfuny]

!!!

[@Zahri8Alang]

"Doing taxes" is such a weird concept. Why can't your government be like ours and just deduct the amount from our earnings or literally send an invoice

[@Oxygen1004]

makes to much sense and that means big corporations can't pay basically cents in taxes