a guy in a pimp suit attacked me at work (storytime)

[@charleebyrd3561]

I started a band called “party city pimp suit” and we are a struggling hard metal band of single pregnant moms with purple tights and big hoop earrings.

[@briro5009]

Please change your profile pic I'm uncomfortable

[@sashii3595]

ily

[@tuvaholmgren8883]

Fuck yeah

[@ellienykamp227]

jdhfur84ruufhrifj2ref

[@Ldrlvr500]

I thought you said purple tits 😐

[@lou4371]

that one dislike is fedora man

[@hannahatwater7680]

that second dislike is his neckbeard

[@whyarepeoplesubscribedtome]

He so salty he made multiple accounts just to dislike

[@jaspermoth_]

hannah atwater dude I’m laughing so hard at that lol 🤣

[@cxlilol]

The 92th was all his feather hats

[@paige7765]

*“iS thIs dOinG it fOr yOU?”*

[@imeatinggoldfish]

ur life is actually so wild we love it

[@13gudadod]

true

[@morganmarsh1276]

so I know exactly what big lots he's talking about bc I grew up near there. I've only ever been inside a few times like looking for cheap stuff for easy Halloween costumes or school projects but every single time I'd see something wierd asf. I went in there once and saw my PE teacher that got fired for child endangerment buying a ton of snowmen. it was a few months after Christmas and it was pretty late, like they probably should’ve been closed. I had gone in there with friends to find shirts to tie dye because Michaels was closed but this lady was in there wearing a McDonald's shirt and a visor buying like 20 snowmen. all of us were like 🧍🏼‍♀️

[@maya-pr2by]

@@morganmarsh1276 oh my lord-

[@hamianagrande]

@@morganmarsh1276 this comment is such a mess. I love it

[@yungfetus5319]

“Getting killed by a neckbeard at Big Lots” a concept

[@boobabloobi]

𝔉𝔢𝔱𝔲𝔰 love your pfp lmao

[@sofiamitchell5314]

Your pfp is everything!

[@big_stinky3776]

fanfic prompts

[@cerys113]

ccock tow twins ily

[@aur9035]

@@big_stinky3776 hm? Elaborate.

[@daphz7632]

When he said “when I was 17” I was like “I thought you were like 15”

[@daiblossom5643]

I think he was 17

[@nopenope8988]

I love yellow i love yellow too

[@alana7590]

He’s 21

[@Mariam-ck7cs]

He's 21😂

[@laylaisdabest1539]

What I thought he was 17 😂

[@chronicbamtorism]

Yo I think you got attacked by mr.worldwide

[@FruityPebble33]

That's a good one

[@minobsessed9982]

Mr. Worldwide *Handsome* sorry I'll go back to the K-pop hole

[@wonders.l3854]

Min Obsessed NOOoOoooOoo come BaCkKKkkkkKkkK

[@FruityPebble33]

@@minobsessed9982 we get attacked by Mr. World wide cutie guy everyday, nothing new

[@Andrea-kf9lq]

KSKSKSKSKSKSKSSKSKKSJS

[@angel.l.444]

ur lips are really pink

[@corntheeapple]

IKR, I could only dream

[@daiblossom5643]

Zion we noticed 😌

[@kkrypt0nite]

Jealous 😤

[@psevant1]

Fist thing i noticef, lipstick?

[@BeyondTheBoundaryEp620mins]

@BananaChanxx 😶when people talk I sometimes look at their lips not for any weird reason tho but idk

[@louisemiller7584]

He looks like Troye Sivan and Timothee Chalamets lovechild

[@Loephii]

Willow Mellet MY EXACTT THOUGHTS OMG LITERALLY

[@mery9501]

Willow Mellet on crack

[@estherismayx8881]

And joana ceddia

[@AshleyConstantino]

Ugh we Stan troye Sivan

[@nonamelol6110]

Willow Mellet THAT WAS EXACTLY WHAT I THOUGHT ALL THE TIME WKFNEKCNWJXNSN

[@camiladn3494]

I literally thought Demi was a edited picture of lord Farquad 😂😂😂

[@lille851]

That's what I thought😂😂😂😂

[@omggtheykilledkenny]

I THOUGHT THAT I WAS THE ONLY ONE SKSKSKSKSKSK

[@laylaisdabest1539]

Hahaha hahaha I’m dying

[@PeaceNLiebe]

Camila DN I can’t stop laughing

[@avealys862]

Same 😂😂😂

[@no.1nayla900]

"There’s a man in ur parking lot um.. he called me the "n word" My mom came in my room at 1 am and put a flash light on me to see why I was laughing so hard

[@priyanship743]

so that happened and then you immediately started typing this wow

[@alicec-m3403]

m’jeremy

[@ingrid5237]

I’m glad I clicked on “what I hate about every zodiac sign” video because that led me to your catfish story. Which is the video that made me subscribe.

[@ughhni]

ALEXANDRA-oh yeah • right!!!

[@Luvmarmar]

😂I’m deadd thats literally what happened to me😂😂

[@giannazi8164]

ALEXANDRA-oh yeah • lmao literally what happened to me

[@jeannettemartinez9075]

Omg sameeee

[@seungkwan3669]

Sameeee ~

[@ames6943]

“Make up your mind fedora man, make up your mind fedora warrior.” This is my favorite quote ever

[@jbeans500]

Fedora Warrior is my favorite indie band 😍

[@kylajade895]

please explain how you're so adorable

[@irenanena100]

Magic

[@retro-rose1194]

Leo genetics

[@ilah_bee]

PREACH

[@laylaisdabest1539]

SENDYOUTOHONGKONG WITHMYTOUNGTECHNOLOGY yess omg

[@Rumroum]

It's a leo thing 😂

[@alyssamercer4400]

This story was very worth the watch retail is ridiculous

[@jermbot]

Alyssa Mercer yeah honestly my friends who have worked in retail have somewhat similar stories about crazy people who try to fight them why is retail CURSED

[@alyssamercer4400]

jerm bot worked at urban outfitters in a downtown core for two years we had people try to use our photo booth as a toilet :(:

[@twinity1753]

Alyssa Mercer wtf ahahahha

[@dansenkat]

Maybe the silverware thing was some kind of coding but the fedora man got the wrong guy so that's why he was so confused you didn't know

[@ChloeRose8]

Nat Silva TEA !!

[@ahleenah]

And that’s why he kept chasing him and repeating the same thing over and over and over and over again... now everything makes sense....

[@autumnfarmer8574]

OMG YES PROBABLY

[@corrosioncreeps]

Nat Silva a code for a limited edition fedora

[@cassleslie6921]

“make up your mind fedora warrior” - jeremy 2k18

[@elizebethochoa8979]

I know it must be a scary experience to have in person, but the thought of a man chasing a scared and sweating employee repeatedly asking for plastic silverware just makes me laugh

[@app13cider_vinegar]

Normal story times be like: “I lived in a haunted house” or “the truth about my life” But Jerm Bot be like: “I was attacked by a guy in a pimp suit at work

[@sparklyxing4435]

You look in pain while looking at the camera sksks

[@malynee5988]

Sparklyxing ! LMAOOO SKSKKSKSK

[@megan8528]

Let him be 😩👊

[@bonhll8070]

It’s because he has to endure not looking at his beautiful face.

[@toritreadwell6056]

Sparklyxing ! I like ur profile picture JUNGUWU

[@averystinkyperson6084]

Please edit out the sksksksk

[@grimebby]

sister jeremy looks like he's blushing aggressively throughout the whole video lmao

[@strawberrytown]

the party City pimp suit got him blushing 😩😩😩

[@autumnl8814]

Demi in the back getting him flustered

[@grimebby]

@@strawberrytown 😩😩😩👌🏻

[@grimebby]

@@autumnl8814 oof 😌

[@zz_lyshgaming]

Who is ur profile 😮

[@hannah-oo3tv]

when u said “i am going to die in big lots” i felt that

[@leslies5951]

But did you have any plastic silverware that looks like real silver?

[@kylefeeney7225]

Im scared i saw this comment as soon as he said it

[@skyblackburnxx]

"at night time.. you'd be at BigLts" DEAD!! I laughed out loud way too hard....

[@officerk1693]

I am still laughing at this idk why HAHAHAH

[@saranyam5846]

I’m late to the party but same omfg

[@imanenthuse4009]

I almost choked on my ice, on god

[@jaxtothemax3831]

Dude you’re going to blow up on KZbin at some point and I’m so glad I got to be your fan starting from the 3 video

[@imtired4610]

Jax To The Max Yeet I keep rewatching his videos I was so happy when this came out and the last one

[@xlectraheart]

Jax To The Max I just found him today and ?? Honestly??? I would??? Die??? For??? This??? Twink??? Like??? send help??

[@natasha8878]

Sameeee sameee

[@katelyncripps9597]

This aged good yay

[@avam8129]

*party city pimp suit*

[@hannahami2493]

ya know most people cant pull of one nose ring, but you have two and it looks so good that's a really big accomplishment i am proud of u

[@Yknow6404]

“Silverware is life or death” By the Party city pimp suits

[@mcslcio2622]

the part when the old lady come in and say he called me the N world get me so dead LOL

[@crestflames492]

McSlcio i was laughing so hard

[@caoimhe3621]

wow ur shirt actually looks nice what-

[@lydiaw4387]

pls put partycity pimp suit on a shirt thx have a good day

[@nowun2u176]

how can someone be so pretty yet funny, im effing JEALOUS

[@noelle8888]

this is my random obscure comfort youtube video

[@jade-qr5do]

honestly thought the title said shrimp suit and i was mildly concerned

[@jaydenterry4480]

SHRIMP SUIT-

[@nightcrow4508]

**wut-**

[@The_angel_bby]

The pain and passive aggressiveness in your eyes made me fear you ever looking in the camera again

[@alexislewandosky5713]

Um skin routine pls because what the heck how is ur skin REAL ?¿?¿

[@airrowailes5414]

leo moments where we cant stop looking in the mirror

[@rachelthereader]

You know

[@maddiebentley1981]

lmao mad facts

[@Alesanascreamokid]

no printer just fax

[@heavendoggo4730]

Ikr

[@exoticbutters8123]

Stop exposing us Leo's lol! Im a leo and. Seriously always looking at myself threw the mirror like daymm eho dis pretry lady?

[@Exixn]

This reminds me of the time a crack lady got arrested in our store. In front of everyone, because she punched the cop and got the whole store's attention. She got arrested right in front of the candles... in a hardware store... lol, help.

[@gempang7244]

theory: this man in this pimp suit is actually a time traveler who was gonna save the world with silverware

[@bri-jt2ol]

*officer Demi on her way*

[@alafolieee]

this made me stop crying ps you're cutge and i'mm drunk

[@standreamcatcher544]

Lmaoo were you really drunk 😂😂

[@alafolieee]

@@standreamcatcher544 yeah. wine... smh

[@Kennie16]

Lol you don't have to fake being drunk😭

[@alafolieee]

WHY CAN'T YOU BELIEVE THAT I DRINK A BOTTLE OF WINE IN MY BEDROOM SOMETIMES AND CRY LISTENING TO SAD SONGS

[@Kennie16]

@@alafolieee I believe you i ju st don't think you were drunk that drunk.

[@delicek8999]

*Getting killed by a neck beard in big lots* 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@lomiquela7387]

Delice Kapini what a large aesthetic

[@autumnfarmer8574]

He literally said it as I read this comment

[@jo-hf6ic]

Delice Kapini OMG I READ THAT AS HE SAID THAT

[@00Narin]

i always come back to this video just to hear Jermbot say „party city pimpsuit“ over and over again

[@a101-j9i]

"Everything I say is kinda sarcastic" Why is that littleraly me rn, I can't even control it anymore lol

[@nicolio1258]

make party city pimp suit merch and i'll buy it all

[@louvretae936]

YES PLS

[@adjiva7779]

Yess

[@cryingtm7237]

No u

[@cryingtm7237]

Jokes aside that would be cool

[@dorothylune5594]

i love your pfp

[@yasminakhtar4499]

Bruh....why are you so damn pretty? WHat?!

[@heavendoggo4730]

L e o g e N e T I c s

[@elle9030]

You look like timothee chalamet, troye sivan, cole sprouse and noah centineo all combined together

[@eunoia7903]

i know right

[@Adrienne_S]

More like dylan sprouse with short hair

[@mel-lx4sb]

so he looks like a typical white boy is what ur saying

[@Adrienne_S]

bangs no but you're right 😂

[@bycintia]

He literally looks nothing like cole or noah

[@quiffsandcurlsss]

I was literally having a serious mental breakdown about college and then I watched this video and felt sooo much better. I honestly cannot thank you enough for being alive

[@sptg8479]

This might be the 10th time throughout the 5 years i come back searching for this video it's just so hilarious and fits my humor so much i can't get over it 😭😭

[@user-nt6yi3ps1c]

ur actually the funniest person just ever

[@danielle806]

I thought that the picture in the back was Lord Farquaad 😂😂

[@kindazaaroura9206]

ARMYYYY 💜

[@lula1252]

OkAy ur pfp is the most beautiful thing ever

[@kindazaaroura9206]

@@lula1252 I mean it's worldwide handsome after all💜

[@zawarudo7646]

@@kindazaaroura9206 please not here, this vid is not about bts oml.

[@kindazaaroura9206]

@@zawarudo7646 sorry to bother you..but in our family if you see a member you should say hello

[@ava-wm3sf]

the real victim is that tree,,, she’s just trying to thrive 😔

[@anandipatel8008]

hahahahaha i COULD NOT WITH THE PART WAS WHEN HE WAS TALKING ABT THE ROD AND THE GUY YELLING ANT THE SILVERWARE

[@emma-im8si]

i will always come back to this video because it’s the funniest thing i’ve ever watched.

[@rileys.4169]

Your eyes are so pretty thank u for staring me down this entire video lmaoo

[@danicaf5454]

My favorite crackhead is back!

[@adrib2832]

1:35 i just choked on my ramen

[@danielleearles84]

Is it just me or is he a better, funnier, male version of Emma Chamberlain??

[@givewomenguns]

And hopefully more hygienic lmaooo

[@madyquesenberry3508]

Shay can u get a better joke? that’s old and it’s getting annoying 😌

[@HONGRYYYYYYYYY]

mady quesenberry So is her content

[@barney6948]

Ikr

[@zawarudo7646]

@@madyquesenberry3508 ik it's been a month but when you have a problem wih basic hygiene there's a huge problem

[@victoriasanchez2941]

“He didn’t really strike me as weird..initially” me when I stumbled upon his videos and watched 3 seconds of a video. 1:56

[@sophiavines]

Ugly laugh? Please. It's actually mad adorable. In this video especially you look like a cute soft boi and I'm here for it. You have style, storytelling skills and a great appreciation for Demi Lovato. I stan.

[@emilyhewson6408]

Sophia Vines YESS

[@villagegrrrl]

This went in so many different directions.

[@johanaplachtova1563]

Im so confused about your age wtf

[@shreyagurung8728]

right? i thought he was a teen and then he said he’s a wee lad at age 17 hmm

[@Sofia-xb6mz]

I think hes 21 but im not sure

[@Hampizzapocket]

He’s 21 :)

[@matteaelese]

Ive been praying for clarity about my father, whether he's a trustworthy, even mildly decent human or not. Just today I asked myself this again. Then I watch this video and you say,"never trust a man who wears a fedora." He wears a fedora almost everyday. Thanks for always spitting the hard truth, Jeremy. Much love 🖖🙏💗

[@victoriaa965]

this will always remain my fav jermbot video

[@ladykaya7330]

loving the picture of lord farquaad in the back

[@sol_bp]

oh my God you look like a Timothee Chalamet

[@dramamine6199]

I kinda thought that they have the eye colour and nose

[@kellymontalvo9411]

yeah a mixture of Timothee and Kurtis Conner

[@eunoia7903]

and a mix of troye sivan

[@AM-ue7vd]

and Olly Alexander

[@galeisntcool8307]

“Dont trust men in fedoras” But Patrick-

[@kelleylach]

the most relatable character in the story is the tree he was yelling at... she just growin and breathin... me! also your editing is so funny it kills me

[@dynanananananana]

Sometimes I randomly remember this and lose it

[@cat-sd5cr]

Same lmao

[@miaestrada4858]

You're so funny that when my crush texted me while I was watching this, I didn't go respond to him.

[@maggiecronin3940]

Mia Estrada no one texted you.

[@burnttoast794]

@@maggiecronin3940 thank you

[@mehanan8779]

Maggie Cronin Sry ur life is boring😂

[@burnttoast794]

R/thathappened

[@jess9116]

how does it feel being the funniest person on youtube lmk

[@emma-im8si]

always come back to this

[@Letthembelightpeaceonelove]

Dude this is the classic “fedora wearing incel has existential crisis when he realizes he might have developed feelings for a cute guy who works at his local Big Lots and loses it when he tries to ask him out but accidentally asks for plastic spoons that look like metal spoons instead” story

[@spilledt]

“i was... shaking” the editing gets me everytime

[@Samantha-rs7uw]

I give jerm a month before he blowing up on yt.

[@user-xu6tt7be4l]

bobrosse well

[@maybxtch2156]

Um...

[@peachiedot8902]

lol

[@Samantha-rs7uw]

I will win the lottery

[@catsinmugs]

ur editing i’m done

[@acorpseistalking]

*1:35** I'VE BEEN WHEEZING FOR A COUPLE OF MINUTES SKSKS*

[@gina_023]

“m’jeremy” SCREAMING SHDHDJ

[@hayley8830]

when i reach full emo and make a band, it’s gonna be called party city pimp suit

[@madisongregory8515]

The lighting for this is amazing

[@ningnu2403]

ikr , he looks gOod

[@stellaiman1007]

He looks really pink or maybe he's blushing but either way, the lighting is awesome

[@andi5465]

I keep coming back to this video to watch 4:40-5:20 idek why it just pops in my head all the time

[@securityyquestions]

my dad wears fedoras

[@WitieAJ]

Daniela Aguilar cannot be trusted

[@kasey_068]

Disown him

[@valeriegreen2354]

Theory, the fedora possessed him, and he needed the silverware to complete his ritual to summon his army of pimps to take over the world. Jerm just saved the world.

[@olivia-nq5km]

this is my favorite video of all time

[@joannasanchez1335]

you are the only person on youtube that genuinely makes me laugh thank you

[@sarae.3237]

Im in love with this. How did I only find this channel today? This is hilarious

[@janie9352]

i keep rewatching this it’s just so good

[@sour666skittles]

I feel like I rewatch all your videos every time you upload simply because I get hooked and can't move onto another creator even though I've watched one of your videos 3 times this week alone not including the other ones

[@iameverywhere8907]

8:42 Patrick Stump be quaking.

[@valeriareyes8587]

I would be shitting my pants if that ever happens to me. But I couldn’t be serious while you were telling the story because YOURE HILARIOUS I LOVE YOUUU

[@AnyaCooper]

the one dislike is the fedora man

[@wendy.darling]

big lts

[@Iloveyou-dr7gu]

THIS IS MY FAVORITE STORYTIME

[@fairy3201]

Germ: "anyways when I was 17" Me: "wait... your not 17"

[@sloanedowning8344]

This is definitely my favorite KZbin video like holy crap I never knew I could laugh so hard

[@anyag1496]

This made me ugly laugh😂I'm absolutely rattled

[@Slannyyort22]

conspiracy theory.. the dude in the pimp suit is the same guy that jerm dated when he was 12 🤭

[@saanvi7798]

5:22 Shut up your laugh is adorable

[@zi3799]

im so sorry that happened to you but i keep rewatching this video every now and then bc ur storytelling and editing is so funny