A Head Start on RuneScape's Rarest Pets (#2)

This is Funny Feelings, the speedrun to obtaining every pet in Old School Runescape. A fresh account from scratch, showcasing some of the most efficient pet hunting methods in the game.
SECONDARY CHANNEL: ‪@MoreCoxie‬
This series is streamed live here (SPOILERS):
/ coxie
/ coxie_rs
/ discord
Visual artist: Hooti ➤ / hooti_osrs
Editor: Paak ➤ / paakwatch
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⇊ FAQ ⇊
Q: Where can I find other efficient pet hunting methods?
A: Petcord, a discord server for pet hunting, can be found at discord.gg/petcord
Q: How did you build all of your alt accounts?
A: A few of them were ironman accounts that have since been de-ironed.
Q: How did you make all of that money?
A: I trialled to become a rank in a couple barbarian assault services, BA Services and BA Boosts. Doing leeches is the most efficient way to go for the Penance Queen pet and will also fund a large portion of my gear for pvm.
Q: Will there be a new pet for every video?
A: We're shooting for a bi-weekly upload schedule regardless of whether or not there's a new pet to show. Dry streaks are bound to happen in many different places, so it's not likely that every video will have a new pet.
If you've read this far, leave a comment and tell me what your luckiest pet was!

[@coxieRS]

To clear up any misunderstandings about the gp earned from BA, selling torso/level 5 roles in leech clans is the meta for penance queen pet hunt. Each of the 4 players who are carrying the customer in BA make roughly 15m/hour. Torsos take around an hour of in game play time to complete and leave me with 3-3.5 gambles per torso completed!

[@MaxLife73]

To clear up any misunderstandings about the gp earned from BA, selling torso/level 5 roles in leech clans is the meta for penance queen pet hunt. Each of the 4 players who are carrying the customer in BA make roughly 15m/hour. Torsos take around an hour of in game play time to complete and leave me with 3-3.5 gambles per torso completed!

[@gregsamsa9270]

Finally someone not calling us customers leeches

[@WalrusInMySheets]

another win for the #coxinators

[@Naveed-_-]

@@MaxLife73 so inspiring

[@kershcon]

That's a lot of money! Very cool! 😄 Can you explain how to get into doing that?

[@JustJoeKing]

The story about your mum and the fire cape is adorable! Love this series!

[@tadpolebee290]

Hi

[@MrThatguyjakeblohns]

With a stats background myself I never knew how much I would appreciate the stats addition to osrs series, 2 videos in and its already become something I look forward to. Also for scripting banter R is gross, Python is life. Well done on the video content and quality.

[@timd3887]

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[@IntingPig]

Man this series is so insane.. I have loved all the outrageous speed run series coming. It's so awesome to watch something I'd have absolutely 0 drive to do

[@baymaxosrs]

Absolutely love the looks of the parts when you explain methods. It’s so pleasing to look at

[@freshisnow]

Incredible series man. Graphics and illustrations are insanely entertaining. Appreciate the time you’re putting into this.

[@callmepot]

Very high quality content man, clear narration, great animations, the data analysis is very interesting. Easy sub for me, keep it up 👍🏼

[@keybored-]

production value on this is nuts. didn't think i'd want to watch a series like this but i'm digging it now

[@07googs52]

Currently on my death bed with strep and tonsillitis - but myself, a coxinator, was brought back to life with this banger - you already sound more comfortable and less nervous w your “KZbin voice”. Good shit brother!

[@lagunarium]

My Favourite Series RN!

[@aymack4648]

Yes yes yes, more stats stuff! Thank you, Coxie! Easily the best series on KZbin right now. Also, huge +1 for the wholesome cake story!

[@stawastawa]

I didn’t follow the blanket under the curve, was that real days about pet drops? Where do you get such data?

[@colbby2628]

these breakdowns on each pet is amazing! keep it up!

[@gnarlynachoosrs1152]

Banger of an episode, still so shocked at how well you've done the transition to youtube. None of this feels like clipped vods stitched together.

[@IronNoe]

Love how you explain the methods of each pet. Such a high quality video. Keep up the great content!

[@Jordan-bd8po]

If every video of this series has this quality it will go down as one of the best series ever, matching B0aty's one man army and settles Swampletics. Cant wait for ep 3.

[@kylerkimball8311]

I am absolutely loving this series! Keep them coming! PS. Your mom is a national treasure for helping you to celebrate your first firecape.

[@Mikey-SD]

Most anticipated KZbin series! Another absolute banger of a video production value is insane shout out to the editing team. Love the explanation and break down. Keep ‘em coming. #coxinators

[@jakethesig5193]

What an insane concept. Good luck on the grind!

[@deben1429]

Best series on osrs yt atm killing it king.

[@hugoosrs]

Genuinely so happy for you and this series, it's something you're super passionate and happy about and it really rubs off. I'll be looking forward to watching every episode of this series and I'm proud to be a #coxinator. Much love dude

[@wildboris1]

18:53 that is probably the sweetest thing I've heard in weeks 😢 Hold her close man

[@uimcaleb]

Just finished a different series shut headset off and was sad. Then got notified of your upload! Talk about perfect timing! haha

[@holanics7073]

Genuinely enjoy this series as it’s so original!

[@whynot9873]

18:50 that’s so sweet. Moms are the best.

[@Hoserzzz]

Damn Coxie the production value is nutty with those blender explanations

[@zeahiron3756]

Loved the editing and Wintertodt animation/pet method explanation! Can't wait for episode 3

[@silverscreen4522]

I didn't think I'd really care about this series, but I'm invested. Look forward to what's to come.

[@KL-ug4om]

Where've you been this whole time. This editing is amazing.

[@Jackman77100]

this is my new favorite series! subbed :)

[@purernge153]

The fire cape cake is so sweet. I love that story

[@evanmckissick2624]

Love the vids! lol I remember on stream the great Teak arguments hahahaha

[@slugbot-o7]

Amazing information, stats, and edits, great vid burgerchillimg

[@jop592]

These edits are so satisfying, keep up the unreal grind!

[@wooitsjack]

Loving this series :) looking forward to more

[@markdaly3215]

The quality of these videos are so high good shit

[@coolsteff94]

I think its adorable that your mom got you a cake for getting a fire cape. 🥰

[@PlanetAfterlife]

Your voice is too chill for the sweaty style of gameplay. I dont believe you are a real person lmao

[@LadyPaks]

My first pet on my GIM was Phoenix at 1.9m firemaking exp. I didn't realize how spooned I was until I watched this!

[@Greg_Buckingham]

Really makes me want to start doing barb assault for money lol

[@Suuuuka99]

That animation felt like watching airplane security measures😮

[@spiderzz1]

i wanna do BA for the fighter hat but between it being so intimidating and the fact that i have carpal tunnel plus a herniated disk make it look so challenging, i haven't even tried the fight caves yet just got a soul wars cape and use that everywhere LOL.

[@taylordavis601]

happy 420 coxie i love u

[@kershcon]

Wow that was really cool! How did you make it so that you could barrage the Bloodvelds?? And why did they have names floating around them? Great video and can't wait for more!! 😄

[@embbu]

The floating names are people dancing with entity hider on so they are not shown on screen. You can find a tutorial how to set it up here kzbin.info/www/bejne/sF6VaIyig7-Cq5o

[@volkertvandermierden623]

Sicckk love the vid. Love the statss!

[@MolesMalone]

What's the plug in that let's you move your inventory like that ?

[@joeyashe6075]

This series is amazing!

[@brgod]

Damn that woodcutting is crazy near perfect efficiency 1.5 tick is like 180K per hour in that level range. 2.7mil is like perfect 1.5 ticking for over 15hours. That’s nuts. I get that much woodcutting xp in like a decade

[@imjodanc]

The best osrs series

[@WickedRailsOfficial]

Holy shit.... this exceeded my expectations for the series -- Skip_RS

[@Kirtbox]

The dedication is real

[@emmadw-c2v]

No idea what the odds would be, but I got my phoenix pet in less than 80 games of Wintertodt (some solo, some multiplayer). such a nice first pet to have

[@jamesrussel5160]

Love the stats breakdown

[@kolbystith3111]

S tier series good sir!

[@watermelons2921]

"I'm certainly not a skiller" 20:06

[@cestandmuni3849]

Great video, nice work

[@Jack___50]

Your mum is a real one for buying that cake

[@haakonmusic7172]

Great series, keep it up!

[@Leftry]

Solid video, good voiceovers.

[@IainDoherty51]

Surprised you didn't do Tempeross for your Fishing given the pet there

[@corman36956]

My guy got a quest cape in episode 2... J1mmy in shambles

[@unwrappedturban841]

love you coxie

[@luukhoogland1431]

Love this!

[@northlyte]

Still can't believe I managed to get my Phoenix between level 48-50 firemaking at Wintertodt. I don't know the actual level because I had no idea I got a drop and I was there for hours. I couldn't even find the log message to say I'd got it. I only realised when I left Wintertodt that I had the fuckin pet. Big POG

[@zareph4350]

Cap

[@sam88melisi]

Where do u keep getting the master clues from? I might have missed the explanation

[@coxieRS]

BA high gambles have an elite clue rate of 1/15

[@NoNewName87]

You can get elites from skilling to lol fishing woodcuting 😊

[@imCrodie]

my first comment i dropped 2 minutes into the video cause i was enjoying it that much this second comment is after watching the whole thing, this series is insane i cant imagine how the next episodes will be this has been some of the best content in rs ive seen in years shoutout coxie, coxies community and espcially paak and hooti you have all outdone yourselves much love - taylorfrenchh

[@ibukowski3863]

Amazing video

[@hopsar8799]

Guthix cape is best cape, yes!

[@mad_dog2020]

nice vid dude

[@PkersDemise]

Can you do a recap of the previous episode please

[@Docris]

Idk if you’ve answered this but, as a man with all pets, what is the favorite pet

[@emilislukosius3850]

#coxinators rise up!!!

[@Reester11]

you should upload these explainer parts as separate content, maybe as shorts. ez views

[@deadbydustin7191]

Banger v2 #coxinators

[@yannaedc5934]

Yeah....you getting this pet...stung. I only have Rocky. I only tried for Phoenix. I only wanted phoenix once I found out about pets. You........this vid stung. Congratulations

[@Thebackgroundguy]

Me looking at this speedrun with my chaos elemental jr pet 😮

[@Ohharrro]

production on this series is absolutely insane - huge props for this

[@zachrossi3590]

Came here just to say that

[@AstonJSmith]

@@zachrossi3590 came here just to say that

[@danielh12345]

Agreed, first video of him I've seen but I'm subbing for the production already. This channel is bound to be good

[@OnlyTrails]

These explainer segments are just so clean my god

[@DJChallyChal]

They remind me of the Modern Warfare OG Trilogy cutscenes while the mission is loading. So good

[@JusticeOSRS]

Momma Coxie buying a fire cape cake is the most wholesome thing I've ever heard. Love it

[@w00ty32]

For real, she sounds like a gem :)

[@MogMaulin]

From an outsiders perspective who may not know how ba leaches work It would have been nice to have an explanation on how you went from 0-200m cash.

[@gravoc857]

Agreed. Quick inside scoop since it wasn’t covered in the vid. Leaching services have min/maxed a bunch of complex mechanics that exist within BA to get the fastest runs possible. These max efficiency runs are wayyyyyyy faster than getting a torso by normal team standards. Because of this, people pay a premium amount of gp to leaching services in exchange for torsos or pet rolls. This makes BA a very profitable activity if you can perform to the leaching services standards. BA is one of the most profitable money makers in the game. You can make anywhere between 5-45m per hour, depending on the client & depending on the service.

[@AnonAtry]

Your game knowledge, the animations, the explanations, the breakdowns on pets, the editing. Everything about this series is honestly amazing

[@TastyLifeRS]

YOU KNOW I STAY TUNED IN TO COXIE'S NEWEST UPLOAD ON KZbin

[@TRY0N]

this is already one of the best series on KZbin only two episodes in. insane production value and so entertaining

[@Clipperr]

Coxinators rise up!

[@jarvis]

bro you're so good at the game???

[@Kbrookesy]

Man I didn’t give a shit about pets before but this series is insane man easily my new favourite series by far

[@Saeder]

Amazing episode! Very clean edits and dialogue! Excited for ep 3!

[@Truebonehead]

1:44 Efficient Wintertodt/Phoenix Guide 10:10 Passive Elite Clues for Bloodhound Explanation You're Welcome 😉

[@TopTitz]

first comment. what a banger of an episode!!! i loved when he said "its funny feeling time" and funny feelinged all over the pets !! the video of all time

[@djaynes55]

The extra animations and the explanations of the methods and stats were so good. Banger of an episode! #coxinators

[@mystic4tex]

man this series is amazing so far. Loving the content

[@quicksilver2923]

episode 1 - “Not much of a skiller” episode 2 - “let’s break the woodcutting xp record” cool video

[@ittooklongtomakethis]

Just a comment regarding the sim at the end: Once the player exceeds 200m/3.1m * 455 rolls ~ 30k rolls, you should have the code assume a new drop rate to account for the 200m. This assumes the exp to roll ratio is constant but for an estimate this becomes a conservative guess I'd say. And that makes me think; wouldn't that lead to a small bump in the distribution to account for a shifted rate. Just a thought to keep in mind for future models.

[@FerociousPancake888]

Your mom buying you a cake for getting a fire cape is the coolest thing i've ever heard. Your parents did you right. I'm glad my parents were really supportive about rs as well

[@wvter1484]

Was next to Coxie at a urinal in a PF Changs bathroom. As he’s zipping up a bunch of hot mustard and soy sauce packets fell out of his jacket. He gathered them up and then looks me in the eye and says “no need for Mr. Chang to find out about this” and slips one of the mustard packets into my back pocket, winks at me and then pats me on the butt and leaves the restroom. Weird as hell.

[@TaQuito69600]

love how supportive your mom was about your fire cape lol. You have an amazing mother, happy for you. Love the series!

[@djentlee9064]

I was skeptical but this series proves itself yet again

[@GuidesForUsAll]

You have such an awesome mom. Also great episode once again man!

[@Dalhu]

Stop watching videos and get back to work

[@jaredcole3318]

good morning handsome