A heterosexual? (Homestuck comic dub)

Because we all know, kanaya and rose are extremely straight.
Here’s the original comic, I will take this down if the creator asks me to
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[@merrittanimation7721]

At first I thought Kanaya would think Rose’s ideal family type would be making a nuclear reactor or bomb.

[@controversialCoven]

Kanaya would also think that

[@Apfourlife]

DAVES VOICE IS PERFECT

[@musicbirthGazer]

*Looks at 412 likes under that video * Okay we need onE MORE-

[@Rajclaw]

This would happen, yeah

[@gabenfanboy7471]

wasnt it mentioned somewhere in chapter 5 that kanaya had a crush on someone male?

[@controversialCoven]

I’m not sure but hussie himself has stated kanaya is a lesbian

[@meh7973]

I think you mean her conversation with Eridan where he "invites" her to be ashen with him and Vriska

[@scribbleshrimp]

So good

[@dnd402]

lamooooo

[@automatonlexicon1251]

Of course Dave has to be the one to clear things up.

[@MariaEduarda-ng1th]

All thats sexual crisis he had falling for an male alien had to pay off somehow

[@supotter377]

Make him explain the gay to the vampire lmao

[@sabiirust6348]

the fact that they actually sound like 13 year olds is astonishing to me

[@controversialCoven]

SNRK well all the voices are done by me and I’m 15 so

[@Tavros]

RIGHT? I ALWAYS GET FRUSTRATED WHEN THEY ALL SOUND OLDER KNOWING THE CONTEXT IS WHEN THEY'RE STIL 13

[@ОлегВысоков-л8й]

@@Tavros Well, they all are 16 years old at the end of the comic, sooo...

[@Tavros]

@@ОлегВысоков-л8й you're right I also know this, and they're 21 I think? Idk It's just the nostalgia of 2009..

[@ОлегВысоков-л8й]

@@Tavros Wait, "21"? Where did that come from?

[@Ruby_The_Fiend]

A brand new Homestuck comic dub? In MY 2023?! Thank you Troll Jegus!

[@kraglynn]

You mean… Karkat?

[@BUGFlower413]

I'll forever love how naive and confused Kanaya always seem to be when it comes to human culture. It's honestly cute >u

[@AcridMoon]

I know this is the joke, but the fact that these two are THE blueprint lesbian couple for a huge amount of people makes this so funny to me

[@gameygeemer4142]

This is it. This is the comic that retroactively caused Yiffany Longstocking Lalonde-Harley

[@amytattersfield2017]

Yiffy AKA Ruby Lalonde

[@GrandGobboBarb]

This reminds me of how when I was dating my ex-wife in uni one of her friends convinced me that a phrase that meant "I want to kiss a horse" meant "I want you to kiss me" because I knew zero fucking chinese. And both of them were like "yes, that's funny. we will let [her]" think that. like language exchanges do be like that

[@mouse36]

I LOVE THE NOISES i like how it is very accurate to the personalities and it manages to sneak a powerfully clever joke into each part

[@starpentagram]

The voices are Just perfect, really liked how kanaya sounded

[@controversialCoven]

You are so kind thank you so much

[@TheCoolCryptid]

I love this comic lol thank you for dubbing it

[@tord5363]

Dave sounds like that one kid who eats mc Donald’s every day and looks like that one cell transformation

[@Paspancake]

Homestuck in 2023

[@frogzie_]

How DARE YOU make me laugh,i was peacefully eating my nuttela waffles

[@_Cloun]

This got a good chuckle out of me Absolutely how this would go down

[@lonleystranger]

Really good dub.

[@Lertez_]

*insert 413694203689 word length Kankri's **-monologue-** dialogue about sexuality here*

[@Chihiro_Furua]

Okay, Karkat. You're all bisexual, except John, so forget it...

[@theghostscarftart7856]

i'm so happy that some one out there decided to keep dubing homestuck comis, how ever, i must in a waty apologize for what i'm a bout to do...

[@browhatk]

How did I not notice this was made 3 days ago? Also, great video 👍

[@gunjfur8633]

Your Dave voice reminds me of Jaiden Animations

[@controversialCoven]

This is so nice omg

[@gunjfur8633]

@@controversialCoven And I am amused

[@Fangria]

jesus that ending

[@Mossgraves]

This is the best ever.

[@NITREN117]

Like, this is amazing

[@dnd402]

I love your dave voice, awsome vid

[@trashy-artist5634]

Were you Snow Print?

[@controversialCoven]

Yep :)

[@Rednetthall2]

You know if you factor the epilogues into this This whole situation only gets worse

[@controversialCoven]

The epilouges scare me and I’m a coward

[@BuenasSoySimon]

How the orks say, thats so human

[@BadKinty]

There’s so much to unpack

[@dykemaxxing]

the surviving homestucks congregate here

[@theghostscarftart7856]

the waffle house has found it's new host

[@kitkatmuffin]

So true that Dave is the only one who’d actually set the record straight 😂

[@lonleystranger]

Really good dub.

[@timaeusTechnopath]

she’s just like me fr

[@MewnFrostFang]

Homestuck content?! lets goooo