A Jerma compilation to watch after a long day

#jerma #jerma985

[@R3troRyan7274]

“You are SO funny!” “Ban that person permanently” He’s a fuckin dictator 😭😭

[@tomfanning8319]

He just gets mad sometimes it’s not his fault..

[@R3troRyan7274]

@@tomfanning8319 I’m joking I know.

[@MK-gp4oh]

​@tomfanning8319 his anger issues are out of control. I'm glad they sent him away to be locked up

[@centuzezaim7471]

@@MK-gp4oh *el duende* can not be contained. god help us all

[@BlueTreeFrog]

he's so cute in a hairless cat kind of way

[@creepycrawl3]

skrunkly

[@zarrowthehorse]

rinckly

[@JimboJuice]

smoot an cute

[@JimboJuice]

@@Exobiologic You can't have him.

[@thekaelixchamber]

krunkly

[@JessLovesHerGirlfriend]

Ive reached single digit like count jerma vids am i cooked

[@argo6043]

Always have been

[@Electric0eye]

hard broiled

[@frooitbunch1309]

🫵😠

[@Aercoh]

broiled, even

[@Emshii_]

Cremated perhaps

[@logan-vq3dm]

"the earth is 3000 years old"

[@imuttx]

i couldn’t tell if he was joking

[@ohlookseeker]

@@imuttx me neither, and for people like us and they're too lazy to search it up, the earth is 4.543 billon years old, maybe 50 million more or less.

[@dennisthechemist4413]

@@imuttxwell I mean he was there

[@juggernaut7_]

Young earth creationist Andy

[@averageraiden9900]

@@ohlookseeker but how come london is 12 thousand years old?

[@skonk5408]

you have single handedly carried me through the Jerma retirement arc

[@clione00]

its crushing me

[@girlbawllz]

i put this video on to get ready for work and at 17:40 jerma started trying to "mess with people while they're asleep" and it reminded me that like 2 months ago i fell asleep watching the original stream vod and had a dream that jerma came down from heaven like jesus with long flowing hair and told me i had to take the trash out when i woke up and then he turned to talk to an angel but the angel was just a screen with twitch chat saying "SEND A SWARM OF LOCUSTS TO HER HOUSE" and "GIVE HER THE PLAGUE" and "-2"

[@4ndr00med4]

chat is NOT going to heaven

[@senilerodent]

10 Plagues of Egypt Andy

[@alexiaatheducc]

this is the funniestt thing ever

[@minedude33]

This would've been possibly the funniest stream idea ever, if Jerma was just God and chat were his angels and it was all just "PLAGUE" and "DAMNATION"

[@mythcat1273]

The amount of mental turmoil the words "show your pants" causes him is crazy

[@sleepylev]

10:47 • i love how jerma will get a random stream idea that he could *literally just do*, but INSTEAD of *actually doing* the idea, he will sit there & do an entire story-time about what he envisions would *hypothetically* happen if he were to actually follow through with said idea…

[@Mark-ul2xx]

I sometimes hate when he does this because like… he could have just done it instead of making a whole story about it and then never doing it (BECAUSE he talked about it) , like I would LOVE to see him do the stuff he said he would do for a stream But it will never come true 😔 (except for a couple)

[@Gramamanamanees]

The funniest thing about 19:38 is him genuinely convincing himself he's hypnotized the viewers. It's no longer a bit, he stops himself from influencing the will of the "hypnotized" viewers

[@goingbozo]

16:25 god looked upon his creation and wept.

[@TheTotallyRealXiJinping]

This genuinely had me begging for mercy

[@LmaoMeowz]

18:40 every guided meditation sounds like this to me

[@Malphas38th]

27:55 SLIPKNOT MENTIONED GRAAAAAAAHHHH I PUSH MY FINGERS INTO MY ASSSSS

[@m3tab0lic56]

SO REAL RAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

[@catexplosive]

It felt like I got hit with a flashbang when he mentioned it lmao

[@mcgfn]

LOL

[@archimedeshotz4331]

What the fuck does this mean.

[@ryderpreston]

​@@archimedeshotz4331 The original lyrics are "i push my fingers into my eyes"

[@symbiotesoda1148]

3:31 The fact that he basically just describes the legend of Narcissus from Greek myth with himself as Narcissus is hilarious to me.

[@meyague]

it's not a legend, it's a myth. and that's not how it went, either.

[@symbiotesoda1148]

@@meyague Nerd.

[@meyague]

@@symbiotesoda1148 Yes.

[@Sludgefactorii]

I'm so far into a jerma binge this is at the top of my recommended

[@darinasa4428]

Same same

[@lindseytaylor3793]

i literally JUST got off work and sat on the parking lot bench for some mental decomposing time[edit: i meant "decompressing" time, but you know what? same thing] before i start walking home, and this is the first thing i see in my feed. i audibly went "oh fuck yeah" and now i'm kicking my silly little feet in glee. it *has* been a long day. existing jn this universe has hollowed me to a mere empty shell, but at least i have some jerma clips to fill that space, even if for just a little while

[@Mark-ul2xx]

Hope everything is a bit more calming and you get to relax even for just a bit, make sure to always be nice to yourself 💚

[@NutyRiver]

I too decay to Jerma clips

[@biosupdate7449]

Literal brainrot

[@sopha985]

NOW I KNOW MY A B C'S

[@Taldirok]

Love this channel and choice of clips, very refreshing, very nice, underrated channel, what a shame jermo died so young.

[@Mark-ul2xx]

May he rest in piece🕊😔

[@Taldirok]

​@@Mark-ul2xxfly high little bird..😢

[@GrimFunk]

DO THAT AT CHURCH TOMORROW! I’M SERIOUS!

[@mossiplier]

thank you very much for this, i just randomly burst into tears in my kitchen for no reason other than being overwhelmed with my life, and this was one of the first things that popped into my feed and it genuinely made me feel so much better!!! i love jermy

[@enbywithamassiveshlong]

i hope things get better for you man.. jerma clips are helping me so much too right now it's silly but hey, i mean anything that works right ?

[@goobersnoobert1]

This was 2 months ago but I hope you're better!

[@mossiplier]

@@goobersnoobert1 i am actually! meds are working summer is summering!! i also fell asleep to jerma playing breath of the wild last night sooo, all is well ^_^

[@goobersnoobert1]

@@mossiplier ah that's great, good for you!! Hope you have a great summer

[@buddyboog6661]

just woke up, u know what is has been a long day already its time for jerma

[@circuitbitz]

The horrors are never ending but so is Jerma

[@draftymoon894]

Why is his singing voice so perfect??

[@ChuckNorrizHIM]

I have yet to expect the dinnertime ABC rehearsal and NOT be absolutely shocked about how committed he was to finish off a completely insane sequence of events NOT ONLY in his hypothetical, but in real time. Only to realize just how simple and bad it really was by the end.

[@ratsoda]

YAY unique clips!! this will help me expand my database as i mold myself to become more and more like jerma until we are indistinguishable after which i will take over his career and turn the jerma985 brand into a cereal

[@mollyinrain]

One of my favorite jerma clip channels. Original, fresh clips, and underrated. Thank you for your hard work

[@esoteric-heretic]

33:39 cristpoher columbus took a shortcut, a quite famous one at that

[@cannedrabies]

Washington also took a shortcut across the Delaware river, that’s kinda what he’s most famous for

[@annam4804]

some of these are pretty deep cut vintage jermas, thx for putting this together. another clip channel to add to my collection

[@00monkeydude001]

Jerma jerma jerma jerma jerma jerma jerma jerma mushroom mushroom

[@meyague]

STEEER STEEER OHH STEEERR

[@Sirtristepan]

IT'S A GOO SAC

[@maddyc2025]

IVE NEVER SEEN THAT ABCs CLIP HAHAH

[@NitroLemons]

The original fable of the pied piper was based off Jerma's actual actions thousands of years ago

[@ainou2001]

Jerma needs to do guided sleep meditations LMFAO

[@summerlovinxx]

I unironically cried because of how he transitioned from perfectly accurate gentle shepherd to "OOOAAÆEHG A BIRD JUST SHIT IN MY MOUTH-"

[@Bocchi-the-Rock_]

A ripperoni for Toriel

[@jeffery9543]

This is the first vid I click on after a beat saber session, and the first clip is beat saber. There is no escape the cubes are everywhere I still see them when I close my eyes help.

[@tinmanlobster]

havem't seen a single one of these clips, god bless

[@pebabmey]

just finished my calculus final and I have another final in 4 hours. thanks!!

[@logan-vq3dm]

george washington, bill gates, ghandi, and christopher collumbus

[@imp8453]

Thanks I've been at work since 7 am and uber wouldn't get me home till 4

[@Mark-ul2xx]

You’re welcome, make sure to relax and have a good dinner :)

[@kimi59]

20:17 i just had the strangest dream

[@Mekiel53]

moving out of my childhood home. definitely needed this thank you OP

[@KendallsFeelingCute]

I fuckin' love Jerma, dude.

[@Jacob-iy3zs]

i lovej erma

[@lakeofire77]

how have i never seen the dream bit in powerwash sim thats hilarious

[@lorenzreiher1407]

3:41 Vanity comes so easily to his conceited, prideful soul

[@1Shaco]

12:20 insane ear blast dude . but we good since we suffered the same way jerma did

[@H4DESROSE]

"the earth's only 3 thousand years old" jerma. please. please say it's a bit. 😭😭

[@Mark-ul2xx]

When I heard him say that I completely stopped what I was doing and said “You’re joking right, he doesn’t actually believe that.”

[@urbainleverrier1]

im gonna fucking miss jerma so much omg

[@cayden3904]

your the best jerma comp channel thank you

[@Mark-ul2xx]

Thank you 😊

[@Megamon0001]

Jerma is such an alive human

[@LmaoMeowz]

33:38 Wasn't christopher columbus' entire trip made to find a shortcut

[@annetothem]

Another great compilation from my favorite clip channel. Jerma F. Ckennedy

[@mellabella03]

My phone knew i needed this...and the day is only half over

[@bluecreeper6161]

Jerma telling me to take the trash out, whilst I’m half awake is just something else

[@BenjaminAbrahamShelahSchmidt]

These are funny jerma Jerma985 clips.

[@Lulleebee]

I have “The Intense Voice of Hatsune Miku” in my Spotify playlist and every time it starts I always ALWAYS without fail imagine Jerma saying “ooh! aaSuper Mario!” 8:08

[@giershel6540]

jerma come home... the kids miss you :(((

[@Spongebobqueenmccallamillion]

i think this is the best jerma clip video ive ever seen

[@Dragonmastersservant]

it was a really long day so tysm 🥰

[@Mark-ul2xx]

You’re very welcome, hope you’re able to relax and have a good rest of your day💚

[@garrettjacobs9778]

18:33 gooner jerma confirmed

[@darinasa4428]

Watched this after a long day

[@tomfanning8319]

7:10 angry chimpanzees

[@tomfanning8319]

24:48 vr incident

[@tomfanning8319]

25:27 choking guy in vr

[@raind0ll]

needed this after a long day of moving and packing 🙏

[@davidshubaly]

Almost did a spit take at 'take in the salty air'

[@calberorvolo7155]

Had a rough day today and this actually helped cheer me up. Thank you Mr Jerma Funny Clips.

[@smooth4553]

Excellent stuff, wishing you many views

[@Mark-ul2xx]

Thank you 😊

[@owenmcmanus6075]

God this is such a good jerma compilation, I'm going to show it to my pet fish

[@sinanaslan6104]

just came home after a 10h shitty shift, thanks

[@m3tab0lic56]

27:54 SLIPKNOT MENTIONED RAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

[@goddamnitfrank5333]

Greaaat comp loved the variety

[@BenjaminAbrahamShelahSchmidt]

lala,lalala, LA LA

[@NojSivraj]

“I think there might be some kind of monster behind us, man!!”

[@Embre]

this was my first time seeing the ABC bit in full & i can't believe my very eyes

[@princessjellyfish98]

I just had a long ass day how did youtube know

[@ungvaros]

Just had a long day, thank you for this

[@Tizzer169]

Jeremy "you'll win a fight to the death with me every single time" Elbertson

[@imuttx]

omg wtf is the vr vegetable game he’s playing it’s so funny

[@mylittlejermite]

jerma hrerma herma jerma hrmes jerma herma jerma jermajerma herma jerma herm jerma jerma jrerma jerma herm jeram jerma

[@Swarma]

4:12 too real

[@WillemDafuq69]

been up for 5 days now, gonna finally unwind n watch this I guess

[@auroralong5437]

where is the "i just lived 30 years in another body" clip from 😭

[@Mark-ul2xx]

‘Jerma Streams - VR Games (Part 7) and Talking’ by Jerma Stream Archive Time stamp: 2;23;16

[@infamousk77]

his sans voice is amazing what the HELL

[@dr_rowby.scramble]

thank you for making us forget hes retired

[@nate.neopathic]

nah i fell asleep to yt vids and woke up to this 17:40 jerma what the fuck man

[@daydreamz618]

Oh I cant even imagine

[@ethicalg0redotcom]

giggling and kicking my feet after a sensory overload day ^_^

[@Mark-ul2xx]

Hope you’re feeling better, sensory overloads are the worst 😔

[@ethicalg0redotcom]

@@Mark-ul2xx i am! thank you !!

[@jessieburnette2263]

"ow~ Thoughts!!" me too jeremy me too

[@membu]

jerma the kind of guy who milks a warm glass of bed

[@coolanimation4247]

Jerma is the true King of twitch

[@Sanphius]

read this as "A Jerma compilation to watch after a lobotomy" 😭😭😭

[@briskvoid]

jerma is my hero, both ironically and unironally 😂

[@Jekduma]

18:05 this fucking saved me I love Jerma

[@madman1276]

33:33 i freaking love this bit. And yes I’m like 90% sure that Christopher Columbus took a shortcut, very famously so

[@cow00717]

0:48 I don't know why but that single quote killed me

[@logan-vq3dm]

schlatt and jerma in the same room is so weird

[@sopha985]

chiefing it to this rn

[@fritzy8318]

Chris Columbus may not have taken a shortcut. But he still ended up going the wrong way Jerma. Like you were.

[@Luca-gf6sh]

this is a good fucking comp thank you

[@Mark-ul2xx]

You’re welcome and thank you, I’m glade you enjoyed 😊

[@themisterslush]

is it ok if i watch it after a short day? Just wanna make sure

[@Mark-ul2xx]

Yes, it’s always okay :)

[@SmittenxX]

16:04 reminds me of Steve Smith singing the national anthem

[@carlospena98]

22:06 schlatt and jerma trying to out funny each other

[@quincidents9628]

4:44 jerma feigning excitement lol

[@lili-uw4lz]

watching this at 7:28am

[@ProdSuku]

This reminds me of my friend jamalaud