A Message about the Future of Yandere Simulator

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MelkwedSage

MelkwedSage

4 жыл бұрын

Hello, all my loyal Yandairy Sim Patreon supporters. It's been a rough year for us, but luckily, I have managed to put the finishing touches on Osana. Unfortunately, the game has been delayed again from its initial 2042 launch, and will be released later in 2043 assuming I can find a top-tier dialysis machine to help my ailing kidneys (please see the Kickstarter in the description for info). After that, I can begin working on implementing a new system whereby you can kill students by shoving a broom handle up their asses, but only after I have had sufficient time to play with my new "BIGBUSTYBOOBIES4000 Samus Aran" sex bot (again, thank you my loyal subscribers). Thank you once again, and I should have another 16 minute hologram transmission for you next month.

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@highuonlaifu6990
@highuonlaifu6990 4 жыл бұрын
The hologram runs smoother than the actual game.
@Javeton
@Javeton 4 жыл бұрын
HighuonLaifu ahahahahahha
@naturescorruptedinfactorie8062
@naturescorruptedinfactorie8062 4 жыл бұрын
*_JESUS_*
@gaydummy2845
@gaydummy2845 4 жыл бұрын
*d a m n*
@milkyuuq
@milkyuuq 4 жыл бұрын
for real though, the only time i played yandere simulator it ran at a solid 3 fps
@ninnikins4768
@ninnikins4768 4 жыл бұрын
YESSSSSSSSSSS
@Finally_in_reverse
@Finally_in_reverse 4 жыл бұрын
After 2043 yandere dev: I'm sorry, but I have to fully cancel the game. The Gremlins are bullying me too much about things I clearly did
@KirbyLinkACW
@KirbyLinkACW 4 жыл бұрын
To be fair, I think people would rather him cancel the game than keep this charade up.
@Finally_in_reverse
@Finally_in_reverse 4 жыл бұрын
@@KirbyLinkACW True
@spooderlover3512
@spooderlover3512 4 жыл бұрын
I'd be eternally grateful to whatever diety convinces him to cancel this game and finally spare those hopelessly naive young people
@Moody.Smiruai
@Moody.Smiruai 4 жыл бұрын
@@spooderlover3512 he seems like such a nice guy though , I still find it shocking to find out his true face
@GageTheSpartan
@GageTheSpartan 4 жыл бұрын
@@Moody.Smiruai yeah his true face looks kind of ugly tbh
@GingeyBoi57
@GingeyBoi57 4 жыл бұрын
I am passing development onto my son YandereDev Jr. who hopefully will get out Amai before his doom.
@Shizkeb
@Shizkeb 4 жыл бұрын
Nobody1473 he reproduces via mitosis
@ivon1671
@ivon1671 4 жыл бұрын
World needs help if he will ever have a child
@toyohimeyeswatatsuki6917
@toyohimeyeswatatsuki6917 4 жыл бұрын
@Nobody1473 his son is just his clone
@spinozilla2421
@spinozilla2421 4 жыл бұрын
Nobody1473 maybe the sexbot in the future work like that one rick and morty episode
@mikansneedle7138
@mikansneedle7138 4 жыл бұрын
@Nobody1473 💀
@locomotivefaox
@locomotivefaox 4 жыл бұрын
Good news and bad news, my loyal patreon supporters: The game is finished but the inevitable heat death of the universe is minutes away from occurring.
@AkjobAlgvak
@AkjobAlgvak 4 жыл бұрын
Ultimate speedrun challenge.
@glumbortango7182
@glumbortango7182 4 жыл бұрын
I want this comment framed
@biliminsrlar5752
@biliminsrlar5752 4 жыл бұрын
More bad news,my loyal patreon supporters:I was wrong,the universe has already collapsed itself and started again but the game's code has been deleted so I need to start making it again,give me more 5 billion years to rewrite the code please.
@FirstnameLastname-ek6tz
@FirstnameLastname-ek6tz 4 жыл бұрын
Bilimin Sırları I’ll rewrite it for him Else if Else if Else if Else if Else if Else if Else if Else if Else if Else if Else if Else if Else if Else if Else if Else if Else if Else if Else if Else if Else if Else if Else if Else if Else if Else if Else if Else if Else if Else if Else if Else if Else if Else if Else if Else if
@eagletgriff
@eagletgriff 3 жыл бұрын
*end of the universe starts playing*
@Slick_Tails
@Slick_Tails 4 жыл бұрын
The year is 2043. Tiny Build is now the largest company on earth, having purchased Apple, Google, Amazon, Disney and Microsoft using spare change from their coat pockets. A lone figure shakes his head in the distance. "You think you're so great, but he who laughs last, laughs longest." Devouring a can of value spaghetti hoops bought using the remains of last year's Patreon funds, Alex wanders the broken streets of his hometown naked, searching for computer parts to add to the great monolith of motherboards and microchips that reaches four stories high, enough power to run the latest build at a crisp 30 fps. "Game development takes time," he says to his adoring fans that cheer him on his quest. But there is nobody there with him. Just endless piles of rubble onto which he has affixed plastic googly eyes. The pebbles are awfully encouraging today. "Thank you for Osana," they say. Alex smiles as he collapses into the dirt for the very last time. A day well spent. "They're all eighteen," he whispers, and sleeps while the sun sets.
@robotoorigato7288
@robotoorigato7288 4 жыл бұрын
Damn, you're good at writing.
@jojidubi4
@jojidubi4 4 жыл бұрын
That writing is better than what I can possibly expect from the actual Yandere Simulator when it gets finally released in the year 3179.
@spiralingspiral72
@spiralingspiral72 4 жыл бұрын
Yer poem rewritten: The Year 2043 Progress Report TinyBuild is the largest company, Having bought with ease the roots of Disney. But a man stands there shaking his head on the desk, "He who laughs last, laughs the longest." Devouring the same spaghetti can for the 250th time, Bought using the funds of last year, a dime. Alex wandeds his empty hometown, empty and silence-filled, To feed the machined monster to run his latest build. From eternity since beforehand, his fanbase dies, And from then now, he settles on quiet objects with glued eyes, Taking all day for his mind to say and be sort, "Game developmemt takes a TON of effort." While his fanbase army of lifeless stone shines by the light gleaming, Alex goes to his machine behemoth to begin a solo gameplay streaming. Playing games with the likes of Pokemon, Hitman and Persona, His imagination floods with thoughts from them, "Thank you for Osana." Alex smiles from this redundant message for the thousandth time, As he collapses into the dirt with a smile. As the sun sets with the moon coming in between, Smirking in the darkness, he whispers, "Its fine, Mai Waifu, you're all eighteen." ~ fin ~
@absolutew33b
@absolutew33b 4 жыл бұрын
This is so beautiful that it makes me sweats through my eyes.
@nikjuttun5677
@nikjuttun5677 4 жыл бұрын
@@jojidubi4 Add at least 10 more 0s to the end of 3179 and it'd be pretty accurate.
@ithinkimfunny9499
@ithinkimfunny9499 4 жыл бұрын
Just you wait, he’ll release the full game any second now. Any second now.
@Antoni1018
@Antoni1018 4 жыл бұрын
See! A released game! No wait, thats just a Patreon Link
@ithinkimfunny9499
@ithinkimfunny9499 4 жыл бұрын
Tree_Dude so, we still have problem
@Antoni1018
@Antoni1018 4 жыл бұрын
@@ithinkimfunny9499 Alright, who's ready to go find a finished and working game?
@ithinkimfunny9499
@ithinkimfunny9499 4 жыл бұрын
Tree_Dude right behind you
@Antoni1018
@Antoni1018 4 жыл бұрын
@@ithinkimfunny9499 i think that it is impossible
@TheDiego908
@TheDiego908 4 жыл бұрын
That hologram is actually just his profile pic from when he was younger. Now he's just a bunch of organs floating in a vat connected to hand prosthetics so that he can at least stream the latest Pokemon game for the 5 hours it lasts
@Troygdesign
@Troygdesign 4 жыл бұрын
TheDiego908 hmm oddly specific there.........
@zeche8477
@zeche8477 4 жыл бұрын
He became a tech priest?
@psychocrysis2
@psychocrysis2 3 жыл бұрын
@@zeche8477 He's the reason why the Golden Throne hasn't been fixed in 10,000 years.
@mr.nooply9042
@mr.nooply9042 3 жыл бұрын
That’s what happens when you age so badly
@camillo3887
@camillo3887 4 жыл бұрын
>2080 >on deathbed >heart monitor on one side >computer opened on yandere dev's channel on the other >waiting for the last messege about the development of the game >family says their tearful goodbyes >heart rate monitor slowing >beep >... >beep >... >look over at computer >yandere dev uploaded a new video! >eyes closing >drifting away >last thing you see before the sweet release of death >"Yandere Simulator demo is almost finished"
@rafaelnobrega9574
@rafaelnobrega9574 4 жыл бұрын
The Alliance symbol on the background shows it's been so long that YanDev forgot what year it is It's 2182, silly
@ehrichan6726
@ehrichan6726 4 жыл бұрын
Rafael Nóbrega And nobody cares about him anymore ha!
@18idlesuggest
@18idlesuggest 4 жыл бұрын
Anyone watching in 2209? OMG like if u are!!
@joelhellsten6944
@joelhellsten6944 4 жыл бұрын
Unfortunately due to the Reaper War, the game has been delayed to 2187
@chwytliwanazwa4853
@chwytliwanazwa4853 4 жыл бұрын
2137*
@carpet163
@carpet163 4 жыл бұрын
Isn't that a battlefield game?
@genericusername4316
@genericusername4316 4 жыл бұрын
*But* *how many Easter eggs have he made?*
@feel5930
@feel5930 4 жыл бұрын
All of them
@smeltout8536
@smeltout8536 4 жыл бұрын
The entire game is an Easter egg
@remedymybrokenheart
@remedymybrokenheart 4 жыл бұрын
Idk, enough to probably make us forget it's a yandere game and not just a game full of random references.
@dorkfishie8923
@dorkfishie8923 4 жыл бұрын
A lot.
@leviwinchester1097
@leviwinchester1097 4 жыл бұрын
69420
@oof_xX
@oof_xX 4 жыл бұрын
The game will come out when Hatsune Miku and other vocaloids will be able to hug, sign autographs, and become a literal human.
@SetSeth-yl6ke
@SetSeth-yl6ke 4 жыл бұрын
Not to mention that they actually feel emotions and would try to be helpful to society while markiplier,jacksepticeye,and pewdipie rule the world of the internet as immortal beings who would protect the young and old for eons to come.
@oof_xX
@oof_xX 4 жыл бұрын
@@SetSeth-yl6ke Exactly.
@JLabDX
@JLabDX 4 жыл бұрын
@@SetSeth-yl6ke This is a future I want
@sekiro_the_one-armed_wolf
@sekiro_the_one-armed_wolf 4 жыл бұрын
Detroit become yandere
@Midnight-vp1ro
@Midnight-vp1ro 4 жыл бұрын
@@SetSeth-yl6ke Y e s
@gigahertz5831
@gigahertz5831 4 жыл бұрын
So Yandev is able to code a holographic projector but not his weeb hitman game?
@melon_choly
@melon_choly 4 жыл бұрын
Nah it’s stolen
@magma1264
@magma1264 4 жыл бұрын
@Sam I Am underrated
@FeralGhoulium
@FeralGhoulium 4 жыл бұрын
Nah it’s just a placeholder
@graymulholland9988
@graymulholland9988 4 жыл бұрын
Bro that's like assuming Yandere Dev built his own phone lol
@gigahertz5831
@gigahertz5831 4 жыл бұрын
@@graymulholland9988 true
@princesscadance197
@princesscadance197 4 жыл бұрын
“Help me, other developers. You’re my only hope.”
@SeaweedAK
@SeaweedAK 4 жыл бұрын
As if he want to be helped
@Pollicina_db
@Pollicina_db 3 жыл бұрын
As if Alex has a big enough brain to quote star wars.
@antimaocrimo
@antimaocrimo 3 жыл бұрын
@@michaels882 and then revert the code they made to his crappy code.
@nommingmochi
@nommingmochi 4 жыл бұрын
I wonder how quickly someone would get banned if they sent this to the YanSim Discord Server...
@aa0918
@aa0918 4 жыл бұрын
Speedrun to find out?
@-SPECIALISTDELTA-
@-SPECIALISTDELTA- 4 жыл бұрын
About 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 plank units.
@wishuwellexr.a
@wishuwellexr.a 4 жыл бұрын
How a theory becomes a fact else if else if else if else if else if else if else if
@ragingmoo157
@ragingmoo157 4 жыл бұрын
slushiie_xox lol
@wishuwellexr.a
@wishuwellexr.a 4 жыл бұрын
Update I typed in the chat " are you coding son?" And like a few seconds later I got banned from the whole discord server.😂😗
@aparkerh
@aparkerh 4 жыл бұрын
Knowing how he's aged so far, he'll probably look like that by 2030.
@user-ru2st3lj7c
@user-ru2st3lj7c 4 жыл бұрын
Nah hes gonna turn green and actually look like shreks twin by then
@fendy5124
@fendy5124 4 жыл бұрын
@@user-ru2st3lj7c he doesnt even deserve to look like Shrek
@tsg7official
@tsg7official 3 жыл бұрын
@@user-ru2st3lj7c At least Shrek is sexy
@user-ru2st3lj7c
@user-ru2st3lj7c 3 жыл бұрын
@@tsg7official You know it
@babyback8799
@babyback8799 4 жыл бұрын
I realized something after trying Hitman 2 for the first time. Yandere Simulator is just a shitty knockoff of a typical Hitman game with an anime art style. Hitman 2 is straight up better than Yandere Simulator in literally every way possible.
@akaiyoru2681
@akaiyoru2681 4 жыл бұрын
He says that YanSim is supposed to be a cross between the Hitman and Persona...clearly closer to one and not even integrated in a good way, starting with the non-existence of killing targets and with the first one, that has yet to be released to have an unkillable bodyguard with her at all times. Also...Hitman didn't steal any assets, YanSim is pure stolen work smashed together into a clunky mess
@heath6802
@heath6802 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah, no, that’s a real fair assessment. At least in hitman you have the freedom of choice, and not Alex forcing you to play his game the way HE wants you to. You can’t eliminate the rival, but he can eliminate all player choice! You know, the main appeal of a stealth game? Freedom to work out the solution?
@absolutew33b
@absolutew33b 4 жыл бұрын
@@akaiyoru2681 Lmao, a crossover of Hitman and Persona.... At first it sounded like a good idea but if you try to combine those two games together you'll start to realise that it can never work. Honestly, the "befriending students" parts are more Caligula Effect style rather than Persona.
@bigboss6145
@bigboss6145 4 жыл бұрын
@@absolutew33b I think it could work in a twisted sense, rather than befriending in the sense of become closer, you could have said people believing an act that you put up. E.g. befriend these people and theyll trust you more, give you easier access to the target, but youll be under constant watch. Dont befriend them and its harder to reach the target, but you have an easier access and more freedom. The idea could honestly work for things like clubs too like hes though of. Sadly, knowing YanDev, itll be 20 years before any idea like that ever get implemented for even one rival lmao.
@waldofelix29
@waldofelix29 4 жыл бұрын
I really should buy HITMAN 2, I enjoyed HITMAN 1 a lot and I hear HITMAN 2 is basically the same thing but better.
@faaskee7071
@faaskee7071 4 жыл бұрын
1:01 Aww man You forgot to say, Thank you for following development of Yandere Simulator
@lenarratorsocietyofsuperio2731
@lenarratorsocietyofsuperio2731 4 жыл бұрын
There is no actual development lmao
@mikaeruu0309
@mikaeruu0309 4 жыл бұрын
@@lenarratorsocietyofsuperio2731 yeah but that's what he says at the end of the vids lol
@lenarratorsocietyofsuperio2731
@lenarratorsocietyofsuperio2731 4 жыл бұрын
@@mikaeruu0309 He lies to his fan on a daily basis then
@GrumpyOrangeCat
@GrumpyOrangeCat 4 жыл бұрын
@@lenarratorsocietyofsuperio2731 yes
@Continental_Champ
@Continental_Champ 4 жыл бұрын
@@lenarratorsocietyofsuperio2731 Destroyed lmao
@cannedbaef
@cannedbaef 4 жыл бұрын
That game will never see the light of day.
@pyropirategaming6154
@pyropirategaming6154 4 жыл бұрын
Just like its developer
@Alpha-Darkset
@Alpha-Darkset 4 жыл бұрын
Facts
@jacktheflash8478
@jacktheflash8478 4 жыл бұрын
Pyro&Pirate Gaming who knows
@davemartin3868
@davemartin3868 4 жыл бұрын
Maybe because the sun has probably burnt out by the day it's released
@Alpha-Darkset
@Alpha-Darkset 4 жыл бұрын
He too busy on twitch streaming and he banned me from commenting on his stream because I said "Are ya coding, son"
@rohulk8923
@rohulk8923 4 жыл бұрын
No one: Yandere dev: #include "cinematics.hpp" #include "engine.h" int main() { RenderWindow window(VideoMode(1024, 768), "A Message about the Future of Yandere Simulator"); Texture BadDrugs; BadDrugs.loadFromFile("resources/DrugBall.png"); } // Good Part using namespace std; int main() { char soundfile[] = "C:\FinalMessage.wav" ; cout
@weppything5710
@weppything5710 4 жыл бұрын
I dont get it
@ithinkimfunny9499
@ithinkimfunny9499 4 жыл бұрын
Needs more else if
@lenny_boxx4206
@lenny_boxx4206 4 жыл бұрын
@@weppything5710 it's a coding thing when u make a video game
@weppything5710
@weppything5710 4 жыл бұрын
@@lenny_boxx4206 shit, im never going to understand this then
@coolsmile8414
@coolsmile8414 4 жыл бұрын
@@ithinkimfunny9499 else if else if else if else if else if else if else if else if else if else if else if else if else if else if else if else if else if else if else if else if else if else if else if else if else if else if else if else if else if else if else if
@Somocho
@Somocho 4 жыл бұрын
Yandev in 2016: Osana will be released this year Yandev in 2020: Coding is hard and I dont get why everyone is mad that I didnt keep my promises while i rob children on patreon!
@RandomPerson-gt1jt
@RandomPerson-gt1jt 4 жыл бұрын
YanDev in 2016: It's not my fault, all these emails are making me angry and stressed, that's why I send so many angry messages! Development would go so much faster if it weren't for those darned emails! YanDev in 2020: It's not my fault, all these gremlins are making me angry and stressed, that's why I send so many angry messages! Development would go so much faster if it weren't for those darned gremlins! I wonder what scapegoat he'll use next?
@crystal7060
@crystal7060 4 жыл бұрын
@@RandomPerson-gt1jt "damn, the gen Z-ers are at it again. No wonder why i keep sending so many angry messages! It's all their fault that development is slow! If i wasn't wasti-- i mean, using all my time replying to them all, i would have added boob physics to the councelor! (It's not like her model has a full naked body or anything uwu)"
@Somocho
@Somocho 4 жыл бұрын
@@RandomPerson-gt1jt honestly I forgot about the email stuff, it was hilarious back then as well
@RandomPerson-gt1jt
@RandomPerson-gt1jt 4 жыл бұрын
@@Somocho Haha yup. Recently I saw someone's reupload of the email video in my recommended and watching it I released how similar his arguments were to the hate and shame video(like he literally claimed emails "took the all the niceness" out of him). And so now I will forever preach that this dude has been blaming others for his actions since the beginning.
@ehrichan6726
@ehrichan6726 4 жыл бұрын
Random Person Alex’s is a joke. He says he gonna do this and that and he never does and he goes into extreme details of the things he gonna do and it always has a lower quality to it whenever he explains it and releases it
@Marrow_jpeg
@Marrow_jpeg 4 жыл бұрын
I was in elementary school when the game was announced, I’m now about to go in highschool
@aa0918
@aa0918 4 жыл бұрын
O O F
@apelexium4432
@apelexium4432 4 жыл бұрын
same
@JLabDX
@JLabDX 4 жыл бұрын
I'm ALREADY in highschool
@ignoremelol2576
@ignoremelol2576 4 жыл бұрын
My brother was -1 when the game was announced, he's 8 now.. ha, his childhood was over faster then Osana, like... he said she was complete, with everything in 2016 said he was waiting on a few assets, I got excited... Osana never came... its 20 f---ing 20 bruh
@perrypro1263
@perrypro1263 4 жыл бұрын
I was 10 when the game was announced, now I am about to turn 17 this year (currently 16)
@mroofity6594
@mroofity6594 4 жыл бұрын
Something ain’t right here... he isn’t insulting his fan, I guess he has changed in those 20 years of development
@SetSeth-yl6ke
@SetSeth-yl6ke 4 жыл бұрын
Nah thats just him whenever hes recording, he became more sour behind the scenes in his platonic streams
@acatreassuresyouthateveryt7842
@acatreassuresyouthateveryt7842 4 жыл бұрын
character development
@peachcandie
@peachcandie 3 жыл бұрын
I like how you said 'his fan' as he only has 1 fan left at that point.
@magnesjberg24
@magnesjberg24 4 жыл бұрын
Yandere Dev kept smoking other people's anime asset's. That's why he sounds like that.
@jeffxdd4351
@jeffxdd4351 3 жыл бұрын
he may look old here but this is actually yanderedev in 3 years time
@Ru5tyBlade
@Ru5tyBlade 4 жыл бұрын
3065: Hello everyone, yandere jr the 11th here, we have finally began working on the second ingame rival!
@polololo17
@polololo17 3 жыл бұрын
🤣😂
@mr.nooply9042
@mr.nooply9042 3 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@princesskayla1400
@princesskayla1400 3 жыл бұрын
What has Alex has been doing in the last 1000 years the heck? Don’t tell me he still reading all those emails!??
@Vigilant379
@Vigilant379 3 жыл бұрын
"Stop teleporting me space mail!"
@biscuitboy1476
@biscuitboy1476 4 жыл бұрын
Yandere simulator could rival berserk’s release date
@cheeserspoppinpizza8233
@cheeserspoppinpizza8233 4 жыл бұрын
Idolmaster
@El_Andru
@El_Andru 4 жыл бұрын
The line would have been funnier if it went like: "The game has to be delayed from its initial release date for 2042 until Spring of 2085"
@officialsamumix
@officialsamumix 4 жыл бұрын
El Andru lol
@BlazerT48
@BlazerT48 4 жыл бұрын
I'm laughing but we all know this is basically the reality... sigh
@thegames4565
@thegames4565 3 жыл бұрын
Obviously fake. Yanderedev would never say thanks to his patreons
@bjrock1235
@bjrock1235 3 жыл бұрын
Maybe he has dementia 🤷🏻‍♀️
@Ariverfish
@Ariverfish 4 жыл бұрын
Imagine another game developer takes inspiration from the demo and codes another game faster than YanDev himself.
@Melon_888.
@Melon_888. 4 жыл бұрын
Watashi No Mono
@justarandomfanblahblah8830
@justarandomfanblahblah8830 4 жыл бұрын
New yandere simulator fan Game started developing called Sara's school life (I don't whether the name is correct). It is also going to be for Android but it's not going to be on play store. Here is the link to the developer's channel kzbin.info/door/XKGdTVYuqfL-WJcv00Y1Ag Please support this game
@alicesmith9351
@alicesmith9351 3 жыл бұрын
There is it’s called lovesick
@Ariverfish
@Ariverfish 3 жыл бұрын
@@alicesmith9351 Yep I'm a damn prophet.
@peachcandie
@peachcandie 3 жыл бұрын
Okay, how did you-
@IGames0125
@IGames0125 4 жыл бұрын
There will be PC 3 and still no Yandere Simulator
@emperorfaiz
@emperorfaiz 4 жыл бұрын
And still run at 12 fps.
@IGames0125
@IGames0125 4 жыл бұрын
@@emperorfaiz NFKSJVOEJFI ok i lost it
@garlante
@garlante 3 жыл бұрын
i was in second grade when the game was announced. I am in eighth grade now.
@OhNotThat
@OhNotThat 3 жыл бұрын
dont worry, with the advances of medical technology and since youre so young you might lucky enough to be able to actually play this game when it comes out in the year 2095. Well at least the early beta version of it.
@dominustracks
@dominustracks 3 жыл бұрын
2043: "Well this didn't age well"
@magma1264
@magma1264 4 жыл бұрын
2182 By this time, everybody has forgotten about the game. Gaming has changed over the years and Yandere Sim is still a product of it's time, and he's just talking to nobody because he's senile and insane and thinks people still care.
@umu8912
@umu8912 4 жыл бұрын
There’s some girl in my grade that thinks Alex is gonna release the game. I tried to tell her but she didn’t listen.
@toblerone1729
@toblerone1729 4 жыл бұрын
Too late. She's been infected with simposis...
@Gelato41_
@Gelato41_ 4 жыл бұрын
Shit show, games gonna be stuck in beta purgatory
@ioannisschoinopoulos1359
@ioannisschoinopoulos1359 4 жыл бұрын
Put her down
@shushles
@shushles 4 жыл бұрын
kill her.
@Melon_888.
@Melon_888. 4 жыл бұрын
Oh no
@nemanja54pchead39
@nemanja54pchead39 8 ай бұрын
Yandere dev : "Hello past me. Yandere simulator will now never be finnished beacouse of my actions"
@slumbertrap6506
@slumbertrap6506 4 жыл бұрын
Legends say that they sent this back in time to use to stop us from supporting him.
@digitaldefault191
@digitaldefault191 4 жыл бұрын
All his kickstart money went into that hologram in the futere
@ehrichan6726
@ehrichan6726 4 жыл бұрын
Damn. It’s already the year of 2189 and his videos are getting shorter each month cause last month it was 1:12 long and he had promised a 16 minutes video then and he never did. I give up on you.
@rayfirewood
@rayfirewood 4 жыл бұрын
That would be true, unfortunately, seeing where the game development is going...
@thegamingvillager2392
@thegamingvillager2392 4 жыл бұрын
This worked perfectly, I got banned from Yandere Simulator Discord.
@ehrichan6726
@ehrichan6726 4 жыл бұрын
TheGamingVillager Did you really send THIS VIDEO to him????? XD
@thegamingvillager2392
@thegamingvillager2392 4 жыл бұрын
Ehri Chan yep
@shetto
@shetto 4 жыл бұрын
hey melkwed my mom said you have to take a dna test
@MelkwedSage
@MelkwedSage 4 жыл бұрын
i don't have to, i'm white
@gardeniachan8780
@gardeniachan8780 3 жыл бұрын
Now that Osana is finally in the game, it's safe to assume we're in the future now
@tyrantking9000
@tyrantking9000 4 жыл бұрын
The game will be released a few centuries after the death of the Face of Boe
@theorangeoof926
@theorangeoof926 4 жыл бұрын
tyrantking9000 Doctor who reference lol
@cazek445
@cazek445 4 жыл бұрын
FAKE! He would resemble ao oni by that time.
@BecomeMonke
@BecomeMonke 4 жыл бұрын
Yan sim will come out after star citizen
@mrn2530
@mrn2530 3 жыл бұрын
you forgot the cyber sex doll
@cameronrook3273
@cameronrook3273 3 жыл бұрын
This is so life like! It's like you recorded an actual "update"message from him
@TheMilitantHorse
@TheMilitantHorse 4 жыл бұрын
"News & Politics" Yeah, seems about right.
@mastersomething
@mastersomething 2 жыл бұрын
its good that his future self can let us know when yaradere sim is finishing
@catalyst_8759
@catalyst_8759 4 жыл бұрын
Yandere dev just posts the same message every 6 years
@khatunamezvrishvili6211
@khatunamezvrishvili6211 3 жыл бұрын
Sorry guys, Osana's been delayed again, but at least I added Corona-chan!
@Ziggy2005
@Ziggy2005 4 жыл бұрын
Yandere dev 2043 : thank for following the development of yandere simulator
@Alex_Otto
@Alex_Otto 7 ай бұрын
He would prob be in a jail cell at that age away from society where he needs to be.
@octo8116
@octo8116 4 жыл бұрын
maybe the real yandere simulator are the friends we made along the way
@bensspaceagency4606
@bensspaceagency4606 4 жыл бұрын
...In the year 2525 If YandereDev is still alive... If coding can survive, We may find... In the year 3535 Ain’t got any release, barely got demo A bunch of pointless features And not much else...
@ioannisschoinopoulos1359
@ioannisschoinopoulos1359 4 жыл бұрын
But hey now we have Osana in the game, only nine more rivals remain
@LazyPirate8
@LazyPirate8 3 жыл бұрын
I can't believe were this close for this to be the future....and yanderedev still isn't finished
@shadowslayer205
@shadowslayer205 3 жыл бұрын
Shepard: Joker what are you watching on the holodeck?
@dhgmrz17
@dhgmrz17 4 жыл бұрын
My loyal patreons, I am approaching my untimely death, however do not fret for I just spent the past 5 years coding an AI instead of working on my game, that should be able to finish Yandere Simulator after I die. Fortunately this AI has learned my workflow and excellent coding methods, so it should only take another 60 years for it to be completed. I also helped with the coding on a cryostasis pod that will allow you guys to experience the game in the next 60 years.
@life4trinity
@life4trinity 4 жыл бұрын
Yandere Simulator in the Mass Effect universe confirmed.
@thelightweaponsdude
@thelightweaponsdude 4 жыл бұрын
Dead Island 2 will probably come out when yandere sim is still on 26% done
@bakustop9606
@bakustop9606 3 жыл бұрын
You forgot the decimal in 0.000000026 because Yandere Dev is gonna take 42066177 years to add 9999999 polygons to the girl's underwear
@harrish.r430
@harrish.r430 4 жыл бұрын
Zordons looking pretty cool!
@chibifernando1804
@chibifernando1804 4 жыл бұрын
He looks like Father Elijah from Fallout New Vegas Dead Money
@abandonedgachachannel2829
@abandonedgachachannel2829 4 жыл бұрын
"In the future there will be flying cars !" The future :
@zylaaeria2627
@zylaaeria2627 3 жыл бұрын
"Only two things are infinite, the Universe & Yandere Simulator's development & I am not sure about the former...." Once said a wise man.
@_ArsNova
@_ArsNova 4 жыл бұрын
This is beautiful, and the Mass Effect 3 hologram is topkek.
@genzhours9466
@genzhours9466 4 жыл бұрын
I cannot express my love for this channel
@momimhome7540
@momimhome7540 4 жыл бұрын
I covered his face with my hand, because honestly it made gag. Am I the only one who did that?
@magma1264
@magma1264 4 жыл бұрын
the sad thing is, that image is probably much prettier than how he'll look in 20 years
@momimhome7540
@momimhome7540 4 жыл бұрын
@please end my miserable existence probably.
@aa0918
@aa0918 4 жыл бұрын
It's an improvement tbh lmao 💀
@SwingDatThing
@SwingDatThing 4 жыл бұрын
He kind of resembles Father Elijah from Fallout New Vegas when he is a hologram
@seaweedcat4267
@seaweedcat4267 4 жыл бұрын
Take all the time you need Devpai we're always here for you 😘💋😘💋💋❤️🥰🥰 Your mental health always comes first before anything else and we'll wait for as long as we need to for you to finish the game ❤️❤️❤️💋❤️❤️❤️🥴
@juicedup14
@juicedup14 4 жыл бұрын
Good kitten
@1997dartagnan
@1997dartagnan 3 жыл бұрын
2042? Talk about optimism.
@TheDeadpools1
@TheDeadpools1 4 жыл бұрын
Damn he survived the reapers but sill can’t finish the damn game
@dontstarvehq8754
@dontstarvehq8754 3 жыл бұрын
I saw dialysis and I started dying and wheezing
@abrar5823
@abrar5823 4 жыл бұрын
Therapist: even older yanderedev doesn’t exist, even older yanderdev can’t hurt you Even older yanderedev:
@rifqihatta
@rifqihatta 4 жыл бұрын
He is the dark lord of the sim
@Watcher-hh4mu
@Watcher-hh4mu 4 жыл бұрын
>old ass man > I have put finishing touches on Osana xD OMEGALUL
@redjirachi1
@redjirachi1 3 жыл бұрын
Alcor Cryonics: Why do you want to apply? Person 1: Because I'm 30 with a terminal disease and I hope a cure is made in the future Person 2: Because I'm 95 and I want to see what the future is like Yandere Dev: Because I need to live long enough for uploading your consciousness into data Person 1: How come? Yandere Dev: I need to complete my programming Person 2: ...I'm younger than you!
@thedecan2722
@thedecan2722 4 жыл бұрын
Really fitting how you used the war room from mass effect 3
@KhayJayArt
@KhayJayArt 4 жыл бұрын
Anime might not even be popular anymore by the time he releases this shit
@sincereeastman6972
@sincereeastman6972 4 жыл бұрын
That was 16 minutes, make it longer
@Jun-Kyard
@Jun-Kyard 4 жыл бұрын
Son: Are you coding dad
@ev5530
@ev5530 4 жыл бұрын
your videos are really good made.
@mummlerhd6130
@mummlerhd6130 4 жыл бұрын
Guizzzzzzz i did it Im permanently banned from the yanderedevsubreddit 🗿
@kuriishy
@kuriishy 4 жыл бұрын
Why did you do that ?
@iamapieceoftrash9653
@iamapieceoftrash9653 4 жыл бұрын
Why did they do what?
@heath6802
@heath6802 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah I’m at a loss here, what does this mean?
@leufunne2055
@leufunne2055 4 жыл бұрын
@@heath6802 That yandere dev never is gonna end his game
@heath6802
@heath6802 4 жыл бұрын
Zed Life Well duh, but I have no idea what OP is on about
@iamapieceoftrash9653
@iamapieceoftrash9653 4 жыл бұрын
@@leufunne2055 well thats obvious from a mile away, I'm just confused by the comment
@catmerchant8699
@catmerchant8699 4 жыл бұрын
These yandeve videos are the funniest things I've seen in months oml.
@firuzmajid4780
@firuzmajid4780 3 жыл бұрын
In the Grim darkness of the 41st Millenium, YandereDev is still working on Osana, hiding from the Imperium's Power over countless planets
@endlessazure2142
@endlessazure2142 8 ай бұрын
Except this time the hologram will display him inside a cell
@supatroopa57
@supatroopa57 4 жыл бұрын
"This is why yandev is so depressed and can't make the game. It's because people like you are mocking him" - a yandere simpulator fan
@heath6802
@heath6802 4 жыл бұрын
They all talk like he’s getting slammed into the next century, but really it’s just common sense being thrown at him??? A normal person: “Yandev is incompetent because all he does is add Easter eggs and it’s pretty annoying. He’s on record of saying Osana is coming soon for years now, so why is he lying all the time?? This game will never be completed.” A yandere sim stan, probably also massive weeb based on username alone: “HoW DArE YOu!!!! Yandev!!! Is!!! Depressed!!! 😡😤😣 iTS ALL BECAUSE OF PEOPLE LIKE YOU!!!!” Like, Sakura-chan, calm down??? Just some observation??? It’s almost like, depressed people are still people and their actions can still be critiqued! If he’s that bad, he should seek some serious help. He shouldn’t be online hanging out with middle school kids in their weeb phase as he codes a vaguely sexual hit man rip off?
@crisproductions336
@crisproductions336 4 жыл бұрын
@@heath6802 That's true
@DarthHakka
@DarthHakka 4 жыл бұрын
Poor yandev
@rogueslasher7899
@rogueslasher7899 4 жыл бұрын
N o .
@heath6802
@heath6802 4 жыл бұрын
Absolutely not “Poor yandev”
@toblerone1729
@toblerone1729 4 жыл бұрын
Poor yandev my ass
@gaminggamer2594
@gaminggamer2594 3 жыл бұрын
It is the 41st millennium, and there is only a half-finished Yandere Simulator.
@Cyussy
@Cyussy 4 жыл бұрын
Do u know how accurate this is? Kudos 😘
@yanderedev4281
@yanderedev4281 3 жыл бұрын
Not funny Didn’t laugh
@ehrichan6726
@ehrichan6726 3 жыл бұрын
Yandere Dev Haha That what your gonna look like in 2 years xD
@ThePaperKhan
@ThePaperKhan 4 жыл бұрын
Holy moly did you make this(
@bulletmog
@bulletmog 3 жыл бұрын
People who still think yanderesim will be finished in the next century shall now be called yandere simps
@STStudioss
@STStudioss 4 жыл бұрын
THIS UPDATED IS GONNA BE AMAZING I CANT WAIITT
@ehrichan6726
@ehrichan6726 4 жыл бұрын
ST Studios No its not gonna. It will CRASH your expensive $1,000 computer! And you’ll lose everything.
@capncook2006
@capncook2006 3 жыл бұрын
By the time yandere sim is finished I will have thought of an original joke to put here.
@MrTobiasRieper
@MrTobiasRieper 4 жыл бұрын
I want a collab between YandereDev and the developers of Star Citizen!
@pineapplekryptonite
@pineapplekryptonite 3 жыл бұрын
this video just makes me more excited about the other Yandere simulator made by someone else
@seratope
@seratope 3 жыл бұрын
this new elimination method will be bruno powroznik's favorite
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