A New Untold Story: Ep. 305 - Welcoming (Roasting) the Newest Member of ANUS [ft. Connor Mook]

[@quinnck]

The brilliance of this show is criminally underrated.

[@GraysonAB]

The Knews gets better week after week. God it’s incredible

[@clintonturnipseed5224]

I come for the ads for other podcasts

[@kingnastyyyyyy]

i need to know what podcasts to listen to. thank goodness for ANUS.

[@stuckinadazzee]

KBs joke writing is insane. That IG nurse bit had me in my emotions.

[@doug1883]

I freaking love the bit with Owen taking down the green screens.. awesome.

[@DsHowe24]

Holy shit what a move by Nicky, taping the jokes under the table!!

[@tylerhunn8087]

love the new guy. great hire

[@ianduncan2918]

i say this every week but this was the best Knews ever. good stuff boys

[@BradInKC1]

This show continues to get better and better. Just incredible work

[@dco5162]

Seen Connor in Philly, The ANUS boys stole a gem new hire

[@Reidtart]

On the spectrum moment, the methodical line by line finger movement across table by KB. One of us, one of us, one of us...

[@aptostrich5844]

Damn OpTiC Scumpii and ANUS thats hype

[@jtlege11]

Lmao

[@malignantjewmor8436]

Can't wait for the Clay cameo

[@jtlege11]

New guy Knews segment was heat

[@tylerboehmer484]

This is becoming my favorite podcast

[@impliedpine1076]

Blessed with an owens mixer ad at the start. Thank you gargoyle riggs

[@mynamejeff741]

From a young age I knew listening to anus would always be my favorite part of the week, but I never thought it would evolve into this

[@jallerson3245]

I love the intro song and animation, it fits the podcast so well. "Is that story old and tolddd? FUCK NO BABY!"

[@bigpapi3492]

I was just thinking I need to get this intro on my phone

[@timothybocker33]

The Knews is incredible

[@iturn25]

LOL The new guy tours with SCHAUB???

[@sevenmacelevens]

Nick all of yaks episode I was admiring your cropped pants like wow not everyone can pull of this look but Nicky can. Keep it up this is your sex symbol era

[@anusfan9687]

Nicky is 100% the hot one

[@anusfan9687]

@@Vsgaisgsf3720 & I can pull them off him 👅

[@marcmcandrews6]

Best show at Barstool

[@djkeller1525]

I have a feeling this Mook guy is going to get hard to like

[@JLAERDEEDT15]

New guy is solid. W

[@aaroncowee1151]

Give Josh’s contract to the new guy cause the new guy is actually funny

[@sammahone101]

The fact you picked a violet and bethany and anna sophia rob plays both of them in their films is interesting to me….

[@philipsamuels6632]

Interesting indeed, it may be possible to predict the third knews era….

[@HRT520]

We love the new guy

[@violetbeauregarde6662]

Listen close, and listen hard, The tale of Violet Beauregarde This dreadful girl she sees no wrong Chewing, chewing, chewing, chewing, chewing, chewing all day long Chewing, chewing all day long.chewing, Chewing all day long. Chewing, chewing all day long. She goes on chewing till at last Her chewing muscles go so fast. And from her face her giant chin Sticks out just like a violin Chewing, chewing all day long. chewing, Chewing all day long. Chewing, chewing all day long For years and years she chews away Her jaw gets stronger every day. And with one great tremendous chew They bite the poor girls tongue in two And that is why we try so hard To save miss Violet Beauregarde Chewing, chewing all day long chewing, Chewing all day long Chewing, chewing, chewing, chewing, chewing, chewing all day long

[@maxatchity20]

Chewing…just like a tiger shark in the Pacific Ocean did to the left arm of 13 year old girl Bethany Hamilton.

[@jakesilzer2323]

come to chicago for live show

[@christopherderise9107]

Most fire podcast on the internet.

[@grantruyle1995]

I can’t tell if KB getting the promo wrong every episode is a bit or an actual mistake, either way it’s hillarious

[@robertsanchez2827]

“They were definitely beta testing” was phenomenal

[@lordhobbs1001]

Glad y'all hired the Gingers have souls kid

[@alexd6613]

I stay liking the ep even before i listen, salute kings

[@matthewmerritt485]

Nick really is a genius.. the News is the best parody since Norm MacDonald hosted Weekend Update on SNL

[@lawsonminerella4160]

I love that multiple countries are missing from the map

[@pabney3911]

A+ knews segment boys

[@gavin1139]

We need to see The Baby Boy more during episodes. What a guy

[@tonyfontana1411]

In a recent episode KB announced that his urethra collects cotton. Upon hearing this plantation owner Brandon Walker turned to Nick and said "how much to buy ur boy?"

[@adamwarner4095]

optic scumpi must be going down hill

[@OGWannaKnowMe]

Kingkiller Chronicles is a great read, Nick!

[@creed870]

Great show fellas

[@rileyo2887]

Live show in Portland sometime pleaaassee

[@MightyLightnin]

How is that not Daryl Sabara? Child actor best known for his work in Spy Kids, Spy Kids 2, and Spy Kids 3(-D) Game Over

[@mishaval]

Married to Meghan Trainor

[@jbrown7666]

"now I only think in words" -kbnoswag

[@NOTapop99]

LOL I have the same movie theater fear nick

[@Underwater_moose]

New guy is great

[@rbruno172]

omalley has a point too. i never sit next to a redhead its too much lol

[@kenzicooo6577]

Almost fainted when you said Detroit. Plz do it

[@emjay515]

Baby monitor? Put me down for a hell yeah

[@TravisCalvin5]

NEED the baby monitor

[@lcazzy7524]

New guy looks like Zack and Cody’s friend

[@SirGrassyNoL]

the " ig before the er" joke was masterful

[@toddeverclear818]

best show ever made

[@danielcappsjr.4594]

Thanks newo

[@grantbigham5878]

The new guy is awesome

[@lukeut8680]

I dont give a fuck if the new guy doesn't have a soul! He will be an amazing addition for the knews and we should embrace him. Looks like a day walker anyway 👍

[@the34Me]

I’ve laughed for the last 5 mins about Nick trying to give his grandma black face.

[@timothybocker33]

I saw the new guy performan at Helium in Philly

[@Tshmurda]

Hands down top 5 show at barstool!!!

[@OOshawnmichaelOO]

I love this show so fucking much

[@lukeardizone5975]

Barstool needs to just let Nick and KB do a weekend update type thing that they promote the hell out of. 10 min long, great for the algorithm and it would kill

[@williamwhite8355]

Come on guys. It’s Wahama HS in Mason, WV that has the Wisconsin W not Weir…

[@HRT520]

Feat. Optic Scumpy

[@bl8976]

The broken book segment was elite, don't listen to the haters

[@cam8433]

The knews/roasts segment fucks so hard

[@CalBYappin]

We want Wanoy

[@sevenmacelevens]

I loved broken book. Those first episodes were amazing. Idk why you boys are embarrassed by them

[@tobeymaguiressburner2157]

100% agree, they were great

[@Comotellamas131]

The pretty beast killed it this ep

[@hybridtheory3]

I’m honestly kind of starting to worry about Kyle

[@shawnreynolds7978]

Red heads and the French will always be okay to make fun of. It's universally known.

[@SMH-m3c]

took me the longest to understand why this sounds so familiar.... they are emulating NPR shows of yesteryears, some light humour and jokes about news at the starting segment

[@michaeljohnson3845]

The higher an aircraft is, the thinner the air driving more efficiency.

[@Chodymcfartney]

KBs legs look malnourished under that table

[@BromaniWoW]

Kb big world of Warcraft guy

[@MikeSmith-dw5ix]

Adult swim vibes from this show love it

[@garreTTU2023]

Why does the Knews backdrop not have China, Russia, or half the Middle East???

[@paulmichaels8843]

They sound like they're from West Hollywood not West Virginia

[@walkerking3875]

IG before the ER lol

[@spooky.noodles]

I hope you found your Val

[@davidcrouseii575]

Nicky Clicky strikes again!

[@drewmania6034]

37:30 Isn’t Nick a ginger?

[@alexjames5378]

Bethany gonna be a great addition to the show! Great hire boys

[@arthurl3636]

How long before Nick and IBM are dating openly?

[@erock7346]

Here for the non edited green screen meta

[@pranavswaminathan4704]

Chup is how Indian people say shut up and it’s pronounced “choop,” should be almost a staccato

[@murkwell17]

It's cool you guys hired feits' make a wish son

[@Hector.Zeroni]

Bethany Hamilton continued to surf with one arm and won a professional competition.

[@filjohn81]

The broken book was a hilarious bit

[@strika1140]

37:33 That book is never coming out

[@doughwanoy69]

K with Aziz Ansari homage 😂😂😂

[@rbruno172]

the redhead thing is true

[@rjflatten77]

Who is Brenda Schwab?

[@ThePhenawm]

Ep. #305, Dalé!

[@connorbashaw8534]

It’s the sys white male red cap for me

[@cmrorosa171]

When you guys do see the northern lights. Put on some cool ambient music, drink a glass of red wine and soak it in. KB you're a music guy,. Check out Boards of Canada's track "Nothing is Real." Enjoy the trip!🍷

[@Jrkemerer]

A new untold story?

[@morganm1531]

Shame on you both for never seeing Soul Surfer

[@darrelthomas8270]

Connor Mook aka OpTic Scump

[@crunkosaur]

Smarter Child... wow what a throwback

[@EqualOppComedy]

Doja Cat + Logic = 1 Jewish Rapper and 1 Black Rapper