A Pedantic guide to sucking less at FFXIV Fall Guys

mfw collab event is the biggest impetus to teach people about snapshotting
Timestampu:
Intro - 00:00
The Golden Rule of Snapshotting - 01:12
Slow and Steady wins the race - 01:40
Gentlebean's Fever (Stage 1 Variant 1) - 02:01
Axe Bridge - 02:11
Stunning Cones - 02:31
Stunning Cones (w/Ice) - 02:38
Acceleration Bomb - 03:21
Temporary Misdirection - 03:53
Manderville-Can Parade (Stage 1 Variant 2) - 05:20
Forced March - 05:45
Spinning Stick Circles - 06:10
Spinning + Swinging Balls - 06:33
Slippery Snowball Slope - 08:10
The Gold Swiveller (Stage 2 Variant 1) - 08:59
The Typhon Strategy - 09:24
The 180 Stick Machine - 09:58
Respect the Line AoEs -10:14
Saucery Siege (Stage 2 Variant 2) - 10:35
Crystal Delivery Strategy - 10:55
Yellow Lane - 11:39
Red Lane - 12:31
Blue Lane - 13:17
Manderville Mountain (Stage 3) -15:00
Exaflares and why they suck - 15:24
The Right Side - 16:09
The Yojimbo Zigzag - 16:52
The Bonk Hammer Patterns: 17:25
Finish Line hitbox and Netcode: 17:47
Conclusion - 18:35
Lik and Subscrob - 19:42
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[@yummypancakes7768]

I don't know exactly why, but I love when you voice content yourself, whether it's a guide or review. ty for the tips!

[@thoby123]

Southeast Asia accent represent

[@faedryn5291]

I currently have 30 wins right now- and for the last round if you want to win it is imperative to know the hitboxes of those yellow circle AOE's. The reason why it is so intensive is due to the fact that it is forcing you to think 2 steps ahead while dodging into already telegraphed AOE's. If you don't lose track of the Exflares and remember to strafe left and right through the Yojimbo Boxes you will get that W. Getting hit by those Exflares or boxes is a greater loss of time than waiting to move into a safe spot. Lastly, ZOOM OUT YOUR SCREEN! You cannot keep track of AOE's that you cannot see! Have fun gamers \o/

[@valoreins]

excellent guide my liege, despite the bad netcode, it's still a fun content to play with my FC mates also in my personal experience, somehow i win more crowns on the left lane than the right lane, maybe it's because i don't hug the left wall but rather running slightly center-left side so i can detect easier how the exaflare pattern starts going

[@miqotelover]

Doing the Lord's work with these guides.

[@writinggamer8059]

I could not figure out how to walk with the changing direction one so hopefully now I can get past stage one! Thank you for the guide! It explained a lot that didn't make sense to me.

[@blackjet2000]

The finish line hitbox reminds me how many seconds it takes me to slide down in the Nier bunker after the 2nd boss LOL

[@futurepastnow]

The crystal carry is the part I've had the most trouble with, but I see how it works now.

[@chriscansler2421]

Thanks for explaining this! There's been a lot of smug "lEaRn WhAt SnApShOtTiNg Is" from "hardcore" players in response to this event, but very little acknowledgement that most of us KNOW what it is, it's just WAY less forgiving in this mode .

[@Typhoonflame]

Tysm, I finally got past round 1 thanks to you!

[@bread_dawg]

The blue section on crystal carry is so fucking hard bro

[@Veladus]

That's weird, blue is easy for me. Not as easy as yellow, but easy. Red owns my ass hard though.

[@tenroy6]

Crazy enough, this event gives a very VERY nutty way to earn MGP. Fail all you want just make it passed the first one. And you will be racking in MGP.

[@ishirutaekakura308]

here's my guide: get the rewards, don't waste your time on a title that isn't truly earned fairly.

[@towboy99]

Thanks for the advice

[@O.M-]

My experience with fall guys: play until the second round, and get eliminated because spacebar didn't listen to me and then give up on it

[@watsgoingon118]

Much appreciated

[@xunaethernalij1445]

Thank you

[@nbyers]

Thank you for this guide. I watched it in the entirety and it very much helped. I feel stupid on some of the boxing gloves! I feel like I am going over it right after it goes down and am across, and bang gets me. So I must not be lol! I will keep trying!

[@xunaethernalij1445]

Thank you i’m still learning, got my win but still learning regardless

[@Azurebolts]

God bless, now I can replace my title with the far superiour .

[@lumirairazbyte9697]

I can imagine some FFXIV beginners using Fall Guys to git gud on Savage/Ultimate raids.

[@Zanagoth]

I can totally see a sprout doing Ridorana Lighthouse and being like "hey it's that Fall Guys mechanic" lmao

[@Tresorthas]

Savages have easier mechanics than some of these

[@Sethzenjion]

Do remember tho that with every guide that gets released for this the average participant gets better as well which makes it even harder for you to win. If you really want the 100 wins you might want to wait a month so that most of the sweats grinding it out for 8 hours a day will be done.

[@snaplash]

I've made it to stage 2 twice, but got enough currency to buy the mount and minions, which is all I was doing it for.

[@teckard8202]

One tip i want to add for the temperary misdirection part is that you cannot jump. I learned that the hard way

[@altansipdrae2759]

Maybe that's because of the ultimate experience but I don't comprehend how people are struggling on those

[@kestralzoe9310]

I almost became an expert of prediction with 800ms lag. Every move I gonna run straight into a blast or hammer just to be safe😂

[@Salamanticormorant]

How are you able to play something like that without pointing the camera straight down? Unless I do that, I cannot accurately-enough determine where my character is in relation to everything else.

[@Aptonoth]

If you have no lag your going to have a good time. If you have bad lag like me some events are basically impossible the crystal one is basically as soon as it pops up I give up as the crystals are not moving at the correct timings on my screen and that game is hyper precise so being uable to figure out a complex pattern is basically impossible with lag. This event SUCKS. I am going to grind out everything and hope they never bring them back. I want more MH or a Persona 5 crossover.

[@Zanagoth]

did you even watch the guide? my stuff was recorded on like 90+ ping from SEA to JP so I really think you're just making excuses. The whole point of adjusting to snapshots especially in crystal delivery is that you are moving based on the taught pattern, not trying to react to something that your eyes can't trust

[@Aptonoth]

@@Zanagoth okay well once I managed to do the blue then two seconds later was warped back and into a crystal I dodged lost my win. What am I supposed to do about that? Another time I was running on a pink pole and was dead center not moving and didn't fall or move was getting my bearing then 4 others jumped on and ran past me then I fell through a pole still supporting them. On reddit there's proof of cheaters using mods and scripts to win and tons of people complaining about problems like mine. I refuse to let ff14 become the next wow and not fix this or remove the achievement.

[@Zanagoth]

@@Aptonoth iunno, run a VPN like you would for savage raiding desync if its really that bad...? That kind of rubberbanding sounds like it's either your ISP routing you around the world or just bad net in general also yeah there's cheaters and script kiddies and yeah I do agree 100 wins for a 60 day event that is coming back god knows when is kinda stupid, but that's only if you take it seriously (which you shouldn't). I got all the stuff with MGF and am just doing it maybe once or twice a day for fun, if you don't care about King Bean title you can just treat it as goofing around

[@Aptonoth]

@@Zanagoth I have no lag or problems in any other online game and I play many.

[@SuperFUNNYKILLER]

4:30 how can u do the instance alone ?

[@Zanagoth]

No idea, I was spamming them and just got a solo instance out of nowhere, it's probably a bug but I have no clue how to consistently proc it, but who am I to say no to a pity win

[@Veladus]

I got a solo instance just now. I was so nervous I fucked up the second round though. FML.

[@imperatordei6615]

I’m watching because this is completely impossible for me to win so I’ll watch someone else do it😢

[@OneArmedMadman]

The only advice I can give someone is to do it on Dynamis at 4 am so nobody else is there to compete with you. At least now I can link people who want to actually win to this though.

[@jack_snus]

Doesn't work anymore, sure you might get 10 people, but those 10 people ale the hardest tryhards of tryhards

[@captainsavvy07]

I've won once, and that's because I was the only person in the race 😂

[@GaryTaro45]

I just hate this event, especially for the achievement, I don't even win 1 time..... lol I prefer they set it limited time to complete each stage instead of just certain ppl can pass and force you to watch the intro for the next round after eliminated.... 😂

[@nbyers]

they really need to let you quit immediately. it is so rude to get stuck waiting for the leave button, and U doesn't due any better, still gotta go through the end screen to say you failed.

[@rosalina2938]

Can I afk farm this trash event?

[@fuzzwobble]

This has been an absolutely terrible game mode. There were times I was 2 seconds out from an impact point and it went off to throw me. That's 2000ms of bad netcode.

[@kyler8369]

"Promo sm" ✋

[@angrypickle]

this event is terrible because of the lag inherent to ffxiv