A PIRATE'S LIFE - 20 - HERMITCRAFT SEASON 9

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[@Eldariel15]

''I met a couple of nice people, Keralis -'' ''ohh (affectionate)'' ''and Jevin'' ''ohhh (derogatory)'' LMAO

[@greninjathefrog]

THIS LMAO. I laughed so hard- same sound, different tone, 10/10 expression LOL

[@LiesethePrincess]

Hsshahahahahaahshs deym i love hermitcraft

[@Dustinlove102]

19:29 😂😂😂

[@storyspren]

Joey: "You're not aligned with a skeleton army are you?" Xisuma: (is a necromancer) Cleo: (is a zombie)

[@_kaleido]

Cleo gets separated from Joe Hills and immediately stumbles upon Pirate Joe. Cleo must remain with a Joe at all times for the universe to remain in balance

[@izzyliberty8720]

the two poles of chaos

[@SkittlesMafia]

😂

[@truthhunterhawk3932]

Yep... that makes sense

[@WGSXFrank]

Does that make Joe the Morty to Cleo's Rick?

[@shqip_sumejja]

💀

[@AkodoKusamoto]

"Want to kill someone?" Cleo: *immediately stops everything* "I'm listening..." Never change, Cleo. Never change.

[@thefujikitten9050]

lol

[@Dustinlove102]

XD

[@thegameplayer125]

joey: we need to kill somebody cleo: you son of a bitch i'm in

[@sorrel7554]

I cannot get over the degree to which Cleo is a cartoon villain and X is her lovable but bumbling henchman

[@TypicallyThomas]

This may well be the best description of this duo

[@SnyperMK2000JclL]

This is probably why everyone's afraid of Cleo... like Etho, I'm sure he sees the hidden villain inside Cleo, he knows not to let that monster out of the bottle... xD

[@TempestsFist]

"None of you are aligned with skeletron or his armies right?" *Xisuma being the Bone lord on Hermitcraft, pauses for a second "No I don't think so..."

[@phantomzo8209]

Considering that Xisuma was eating bonemeal (presumably mostly made from killing skeletons) for most of this season, I don't think he is aligned to Skeletron either.

[@TempestsFist]

@@phantomzo8209 Possibly. You never know.

[@Pangui008]

I can imagine Skeletron being in fact BoneLord Xisuma who traveled back in time from another realm to avenge Reginald the First

[@BlaxeFrost-X]

@@phantomzo8209 or maybe HE IS Skeletron

[@xstudent4890]

ZombieCleo being a literal undead

[@olencone4005]

Joey kills Reggie -- Me: Oh, this could be bad... 😮 Cleo has a slow-mo replay of Reggie's death -- Me: Oh yeah, this is bad... 😨 Cleo has a super-slo-mo red-tinged replay of Reggie's death -- Me: Ohhhhh, this is gonna be goooood! 😈

[@the_Lena_girl]

exactly xD

[@captainxemo3804]

You're *really* testing Joey's ability to stay in character, and it's hilarious.

[@dragone7897]

Wait really? How?

[@makyeah]

@@dragone7897 28:30 Like here

[@Dandygirl_94]

"Reginald has been reincarnated" 🤣 he was trying really hard not to laugh there.

[@lisa_wistfulone7957]

Pirate Joe: You better watch it, girlie Cleo: …. Cleo: *actually stammers, probably holding back a dozen retorts* I admire your determination, Cleo. Eventually seeing red was destined! (RIP Reggie)

[@mallorymorgan4670]

And X wisely backed up out of the splash radius when that happened. If Cleo had still had her gorgon skin on, even her hair would have been hissing. I don't think Joey realizes just how much trouble he's buying for himself. (I can't wait to see it)

[@thegameplayer125]

safe to say that joey won't be head pirate for long since we all know how intimidating cleo is especially to those who cross her

[@rockassassin64]

All the other Hermits living harmoniously with their emperors meanwhile Cleo and Exuma " we're killing him right"

[@Dandygirl_94]

While sharing custody of a "fat parrot"

[@galaxy-starheart1545]

this is my favorite thing ever. i love that cleo and x showed up in a strange new land and just went "sure, lets be pirates!" without asking any questions like "where are we?" or "how do we get home?" or "where did our friends go?" Absolute gold I love it

[@izzyliberty8720]

I feel like that's the appropriate hermit reaction, going like: hm, new place. better get established. my friends are probably around - they tend to be! :D

[@galaxy-starheart1545]

@@izzyliberty8720 true it's exactly what i expected knowing the hermits :D

[@therawentzel9886]

@@izzyliberty8720 hermit prime detective get established then explore

[@TheSlamburger]

I’m impressed that Cleo didn’t kill Joey on the spot for calling her ‘girlie’

[@shale8385]

I'm sure that Xisuma, the Bone Mage, and ZombieCleo, the undead, would never be affiliated with that Skeleton Army.

[@christianbarrett3040]

Kills Cleo's fat parrot, then asks if Cleo wants to be their assassin. Poorly chosen words

[@davidroddini1512]

Yeah Cleo will be an assassin. Does Joey know what he is asking for? 😉

[@zekzeon3369]

Cleo: Reginald is a good bo- Joey *kills him* ......... Cleo:..... X we are killing him...

[@WackoMcGoose]

11:45 "If all else fails... we can have a fat parrot." _season 7 hermit challenges flashbacks_

[@red5_skywalker]

I thought the same!!

[@Pheonixvatoreii]

Charrot!!

[@MCPhssthpok]

I see the death of Reginald as the start of Cleo's villain arc.

[@Grady_Oconnell]

The start? Cleo has been in her villain arc for a LONG time this is just the trigger for her to direct some of that at Joey

[@amyregale1874]

Maybe Cleo is the villain on Empires SMP...

[@thenopequeen]

Are you sure it isn't Pirate Joe's villain arc?

[@corwinhyatt519]

Villain? Cleo? Lol. Nah. Cleo isn't a villain. Villain's start shit, Cleo finishes shit others are dumb enough to start.

[@thegameplayer125]

the biggest surprise was that she didn't either kill joey on the spot or bomb some portion of his empire in retaliation

[@maplesandwich3575]

xisuma and cleo doing the pirate accent is everything I need in life

[@gabrielgalang2840]

FACTS!!

[@arturleal588]

I wonder if they would get a pirate account of Minecraft

[@archniki_]

I need Scarrrr in here

[@LiesethePrincess]

u how other hermits r being hermits, and there go x and cleo just embracing the ROLEPLAY🏴‍☠️⚓️⚓️ love it

[@TypicallyThomas]

I just love how awkward X is in all things

[@XyloJW123]

I was DYING laughing at Cleo and X taking the idea of "pirate" to just be "chav" "Jog on, bruv!" sooo funny

[@Dandygirl_94]

Reginald II, Anne, and Barry 😋

[@miniciominiciominicio]

Joey’s line about “Hermitcraft is a poor land. Got it.” was absolutely fantastic xD You and Joey with X had amazing chemistry in this collab. Loved it so much! Really looking forward to more of this crossover!!

[@grutarg2938]

Good thing Doc didn't hear that.

[@chicagogr81]

Some people are just natural heels. Their best energy and creativity comes out from being the villain. Cleo and Joey are absolutely the same animal like that, love this storyline.

[@davidfwooldridge3430]

Ah, Cleo is such a physical manifestation of the line “Chaos is a ladder”. :)

[@ApotheosizD]

"i gave them my wood" [silence] "i export wood!" "ohhhh"

[@oldsoldier4209]

Knowing Cleo's penchant for holding a grudge, I have no doubt that Reginald will be avenged, and Joey will never see it coming. Cleo won't wait for him to give her a hand cannon, she'll just take his. In fact, I expect Cleo to start a beautiful collection of heads on this server. Some of them might even be mob heads. 🤣😂🤣

[@lx-icon]

There are a few very obvious "pairings" that always lead to hilarity on the Hermitcraft server. But one that always brings me joy whenever it occurs is Cleo and Xisuma. It feels like both of them just completely relax around each other. Like, a big part of Cleo's sense of humour is being scary and snarky (which I love) but she's also goofy with X, and it's so enjoyable to watch

[@ehit9620]

Cleo was seeing red, and I am here for it. I can't wait to see the relationships made with the other emperors.

[@enderstorm2140]

The fact that xisuma swears like a pirate is finally coming into play

[@Dandygirl_94]

Idk why I started giggling insanely when I heard Xisuma curse, probably because I didn't expect it and it sounded much more innocent than it should have.

[@howdidwegethere8105]

@@Dandygirl_94 wait time stamp?

[@supergluehotty]

⁰

[@enderstorm2140]

@@howdidwegethere8105 it's in flase's season 7 ep 1 I believe

[@pesegolsson]

The Pirate speak had me laughing, the fact that you both have slightly different English accents just made it even funnier. Love that you and X dove right into the rp...

[@RandyPrimus]

Joey seemed to understand he messed with the wrong hermit, even Etho won’t mess with Cleo.

[@riaingalligan8461]

No one: Etho: “Oh no, not Cleo!”

[@lastsonoftennessee9895]

iJevin on the other hand...

[@Raccnnibal]

I rememvber in the 3rd life series him saying he was scares of Cleo as well.

[@CamronJK]

Shubble's hat makes Scar's hat from last season look small. It's a fantastic hat.

[@ExiledBowser]

She's so cute!

[@wiredcoffee9347]

13:47 the day the Empire declared war on Hermitcraft. We may not have wanted this fight, but we will certainly win it.

[@bennyk384]

I love how Cleo is immediately on the offensive. Revenge for Reginald!!

[@lily-if8ir]

Avenge Reginald Avenge him

[@MilesJR13]

Cleo's dramatic personality and Xisuma's deadpan-like role play made this pirate adventure comedic

[@syndahra]

omg, I almost died when he called you girly---he has no idea what's coming for him, lol

[@Grady_Oconnell]

Joey killed Cleo’s chicken and I instantly thought ohhh dear Joey gonna die some time in the future for that

[@Bennie58able]

I LOVE how the whole screen is starting to turn red as Cleo is boiling from the inside!

[@JeffreyFlory]

If you can't beat them on Empires, join them! You could add a skin for your "fat parrots" to be kākāpōs from New Zealand. They are a nocturnal, flightless parrot.

[@squibkanotty99]

I found a dead kākāpō outside my college once

[@JeffreyFlory]

kākāpōs are also known to be the fattest parrot species in the world :)

[@squibkanotty99]

@@JeffreyFlory I poked it with a stick

[@guineverereveile4029]

Cleo: don't know why but I've got a sinking feeling about this... Me: maybe cause the compass is leading you to Grian's base?

[@akivajacobs7090]

I feel like if anyone was aligned with Skeletron, it would be Xisuma, the guy who's building a giant skeleton

[@timwoods2852]

Reggie is killed. Cleo: So, you have chosen *death.*

[@antonkisiel366]

Hahaha or Joel’s roof

[@ArtblockInsomniac]

Seeing the small boat and knowing how crazy of a boat they could make is so good.

[@eyekanspalwerds7824]

Cleo and Joey were the perfect pairing. X kind of gives off the vibe of Granddad watching the kids.

[@christophjacobson8367]

Cleo and X's chemistry is perfect, the pirate speak between the two was hilarious

[@MessedUpSystem]

Mumbo would be proud with the charrots xD

[@GeorgeJonnie]

X and Cleo are definitely my favourite hermits within the crossover, their whole story is amazing and hilarious Curious to see how JoeHills will deal with Cleo finding a new Joe

[@kaitoderxvii6790]

That scrawny priate doesn't know who he is messing with when calling Cleo the Undead.

[@roenais]

i hope cleo takes over and becomes queen of the pirates (again) its time for MUTINY.

[@BlasphemyBaby]

Cleo, whose code involves an unforgiving vengeful streak, dropped in the lap of Joey, the cattiest member of the Empires server. This is the start of a beautiful frenemy-ship.

[@LyingTube]

If Keralis becomes a pirate, does that make him Ker-arrrh-lis?

[@HermicraftAddict]

It's so exciting seeing X along for the adventure. Also the chaos that will happen as Cleo as a pirate. Yes. This will be amazing.

[@Unidentifried321]

I love how everyone else makes the whole "portal travel " think lore, being like "where am I!?" and then goes back to being theirself, but Cleo and X are just like "Okay and?"

[@salemoleander]

This is a DELIGHT, I am so so happy with this lol. Cleo as a pirate is a perfect matchup, and X as a pirate is a hilarious fish out of water matchup. I can't wait to see what happens next ep :D

[@508Snipe]

I was half expecting the dirty Molly to return from season 6, but cleo's war canoe is perfect

[@asherpr1nce700]

I hope Cleo gets to interact with Kathrine - the whole Zombie (with sense of reason) vs Monster Slayer will be awesome.

[@WendyNyxi]

Tango going "meep" when they all go into the portal is hilarious and it comes back in all the Hermits' videos and I'm totally here for it hahaha

[@melodyrainpod9604]

Ah, classic Cleo - just lost one Joe to the teleporting shenanigans and immediately gained another. Can't wait for the villainy to expand scope to Empires!!

[@VagueCastle649]

Your experience as a pirate captain in s6 should serve you well here (especially with the pirate translation). Now, let's see if you can get an armorstand book to summon a cod crew...

[@creevey82]

Cleo in Empires IS introducing a predatory species into an unprepared environment. On that note; Get rid of Joey quick. He's only good for bad parking.

[@TheTKDgirl101]

Cleo’s ready to start a war and I’m here for it. Long live Reginald!

[@Cluemily]

Ohhh, the seeing red and everything. This is gonna be good. :) That pirate hat was made for you.

[@grutarg2938]

The hat looks so good with her skin. I hope she gets some cool wings too!

[@artisanfilms1]

I love how everyone is just a little scared of Cleo

[@red5_skywalker]

As they should be

[@proffiesloth]

I am so loving this crossover! Mixing the chaos of both servers are bound to be epic!

[@HermicraftAddict]

This will be a great few episodes when the chaos spreads.

[@Schmedricks]

CleoX and XCleo deserved a heartier laugh lmao

[@gabrielgalang2840]

I want Cleo to be an official member of Empires!! 😩😩 She is just so good!?

[@gabrielgalang2840]

Even in Last Life she is just so good being a villian!

[@raikitsunagi]

@@gabrielgalang2840 speaking of Last Life, I hope to see the bloodlusty 5am CrimsonMoon 🤔

[@nursinggeekgames8242]

I love how you've gone full-on pirate. (And now apparently I need to go back and watch Season 6 for backstory.)

[@peoswriter1]

You have GOT to figure out a way to give Joey the “black spot” when the time is right. 🏴‍☠️. I suggest a white banner with a black circle renamed “the black spot”.

[@deadlyice2042]

not sure joey realizes he just recruited a gorgon this season

[@KapookLynn]

I want to see Cleo just overthrown Joey and become the captain herself

[@colindoyle4370]

Cleo and X’s personalities are really different but they complement each other so well. Can’t wait to see some mutiny from the crew

[@budgie0003]

Love that she literally saw red when he killed Reginald. Revenge of the highest order is required.

[@gemsdirtykitchen3658]

I wonder if Joey knew in how much trouble he got by killing Reginald. I feel some BigB treatment coming his way :)

[@hlauterb2011]

I love how Cleo is so angry about Reginald’s death, when killing that chicken is definitely something that Cleo would have done

[@shaydedj]

OK, obviously someone does not no Zombie Cleo's vengeance. LMAO # RIPReginald

[@SkittlesMafia]

Keralis mumbling like he was angry is hilarious but the "jog on" "jog on son" got me good 😂

[@jetsetter24]

Someone needs to make fanart of Cleo and Xisuma surrounded by beautiful ‘fat parrots’

[@hannes8835]

R.I.P. Reggie... It is so great to see you all now on Empires. The more the better. It reminds me to the 3rd Life series. Love it.

[@mysticalmaid]

Loving the Cleo & Xisuma combo, the tiny ship idea was so funny, poor Reggie

[@lightning_11]

Pirate Joe needs to be careful. Cleo can be terrifying if she is ever betrayed (source: Last Life).

[@christopherhorsman5023]

Why were X and Joey surprised to see a zombie sink? Isn’t that Minecraft lore? Or is Cleo converting to DrownedCleo?

[@WOF000]

Pirate Cleo is back baby!

[@YuckyAppleTree]

I'm so excited for Cleo's villain arc!

[@dubiousjester475]

X and Cleo are so good together and being paired up with joey is brilliant

[@Binikeabenik]

-"it´s an advanced ship" BEST LINE!

[@Emmy-ul8ht]

this episode was full of gems. Reggie’s brutal murder (rip). “fat pigeons-uh, chickens-uh, parrots.” Xisuma and Cleo being increasingly British at each other. what a good clucking episode.

[@Stay_in_the_Corner_M.A.X]

Cleo talking to the phat parrot like some kind of real child had me laughing at 3am. (yes, its 3:19 in the morning where Im from.) Bumbo Baggins would be so proud of u with the Phat Parrot. LMAO

[@l.g.2352]

Cleo was so full of joy in this episode, it was delightful to watch! :D

[@theimmortalhipster]

the absolute delight in your voice when Joey asked if you were a pirate was amazing XD I'm so excited for this crossover!!!

[@growingcrazy4481]

Etho can have a nice and relaxing time break back in the Hermitcraft server without Cloe to scare him 😂

[@AuroPenumbra]

14:34 Can't blame the guy, he recently got dumped by a "Pirate Princess"...I think.

[@snighman3131]

look like Etho & Mumbo gonna have to work together to bring back hermits with grambot

[@meladaptiveTragedies]

I think that Gem is a key here, and maybe some of the other hermits, or a second Grumbot would be a second key, watch Gem's video for more lore

[@ECSDaemon]

​@@meladaptiveTragedies especially with Gem revealing to her viewers that she is a multiverse traveler.

[@meladaptiveTragedies]

@@ECSDaemon either a Empire's Grumbot possibly could calibrate the portal, or it may use Gem as a kinda calibration battery

[@suzaku42]

it took me almost the full interaction to notice it was Joey Graceffa the one welcoming Cleo and X, also, "hermitcraft is a poor land" so subtle so funny

[@therawentzel9886]

I feel like if Cleo had met Shelby first Joey's entire existence would would be levelled

[@Zeldrake]

Joey giving all those tasks for Cleo and X to follow was really neat in-universe stuff with the usual shenanigans, wish more hermits got those (as opposed to "hey, here's some iron"). Kinda wish you form a travelling group doing random tasks for other Empires :P

[@kltbird182]

I'm so freaking excited to see where all of this goes ❤️ getting to see friends who don't often see each other hang out is such a delight! I hope you do some more with Shelby, I feel like you two would get up to a lot of fun

[@ChromeOfTheFuture]

I love that the two least pg members of both servers have found each other 😂

[@Lally564]

I was looking forward to seeing X and Cleo's side of this whole thing and it has not disappointed! Cleo and X as pirates are just the best.

[@raemouse]

Yours and X's perspective has been my favourite of the crossover episodes so far! SO MUCH FUN 🤣❤

[@RainMakeR_Workshop]

I always thought X was more of a Demon Slayer than a Witch Hunter.

[@Dandygirl_94]

The way he apologized while trying to kill Shelby was hilarious

[@JosephSchmidtfan]

I think you were born to be a pirate, Cleo. Seriously, this crossover with Empires is so much fun and offers so many possibilities. Can't wait!

[@JacoboDeLobo]

I absolutely love you and X’s chemistry; you’re both really awesome and funny and I’m excited to see what you two Pirates do 🏴‍☠️