A Pizza Express in Woking

Going to Pizza Express is a very unusual thing for me to do.

[@princeandrew4647]

I was at home with the children.

[@Dannylad2009]

Whose children were you with?

[@princeandrew4647]

@@Dannylad2009, urgh...

[@LC-dr3lc]

me too

[@DCI-Frank-Burnside]

Ahhh. Is this what Ray Winstone meant, in his infamous Kellogg's Optivita advert, when he said "There's a bit of a nanny culture f'ing going on narghhhh days"?

[@S_J_banana]

Yeah with other peoples children 😂

[@benjaminrichardson4094]

Presumably someone at Pizza Express is thinking 'how on earth did we get implicated in this?' One day you're just making some Tagliatelle, next thing you know, you're Prince Andrews' sex trafficking alibi. We can deal with a table of 12 and a lunch time rush, but this is way out of my league.

[@stevecool7096]

Eating with the peasantry is "A very unusual thing to do.". That's why I remembered it. Although of course it never really happened.

[@dazboot2966]

Imagine - ME! In a Pizza Express! In Woking! The very idea! ME!!

[@takoma5]

@@dazboot2966 where is that location, wanna go there...i just want to have some pizza and same as The prince ;)

[@emerspoon]

A very memorable night indeed

[@princeandrew4647]

It’s an unusual thing for me to do.

[@emerspoon]

@@princeandrew4647 You were with the children at home

[@princeandrew4647]

EmersonEX, indeed.

[@DCI-Frank-Burnside]

A Pizza Express in Woking. The forth film in Sergio Leone's 'man with no name' 'trilogy'.

[@controllerbrain]

I'm ready to buy my ticket.

[@pauljackson2409]

Woking is 30 miles from central London; being at this 'party' does not preclude him being in central London later that evening. His daughters will know the truth as will his security detail.

[@josephwallace7287]

Pah tea.

[@pauljackson2409]

@@josephwallace7287 Sorry to correct your pronunciation, but it's 'pah teh'. 😉

[@daveroche6522]

Yep - security logs and such: necessary for protecting such, em, very "important" & "necessary" individuals, rather than a bunch of filthy-rich, self-entitled, non-elected spongers......

[@gainsboroughline8288]

Wait, 10th of March 10 years ago???! Wasn’t that the day I was also having a pizza in Woking………..😂🤣

[@robertjames2277]

Wasn't it 20 years ago in 2001

[@gainsboroughline8288]

@@robertjames2277 Yea thats it. I remember now. I had an extra portion of mushrooms on my order!

[@robertmckenzie2789]

I cant even remember where i was a month ago on any given night. This boyo remembers where he was a couple of years ago.

[@mcadam5702]

10 years ago lol

[@DrexelGregory]

He’s just that honorable of a man!

[@pauljackson2409]

18 years ago

[@Jomanka100]

It was 20 years ago, and logged in the family diary.

[@DaveyMulholland]

A couple?

[@BABYWOLF--1966]

How many chins does a man need 😂😂

[@daveroche6522]

One for each face, methinks....

[@donbrashsux]

Pizza Express in Woking must be doing well from all this attention

[@buckshot4569]

I wish people would leave the brave prince alone now. Princes have always done stuff like slay dragons shag fairies kindly throw scraps to us peasants and report back from battles about how many men they had slaughtered.

[@elbelielbeli2321]

His double chin is offensive enough for a life time in prision

[@georgedonaldson6252]

It's a pizza nonsense.

[@DaveyMulholland]

Pizza nonce-sense

[@georgedonaldson6252]

@@DaveyMulholland You refined my joke very well. Kudos lol

[@controllerbrain]

Oh yes I remember that.

[@stanadams5541]

F**k those pizzas must be bloody good to still remember it so long afterwards 😅

[@OmgAuntySuzanne16]

A Beatrice went mental that you used her as an alibi. Oh! Yes I remember that!

[@Jomanka100]

Beatrice did not go mental. Beatrice was at the pizza party, as confirmed by the parents of the child whose party it was. Beatrice has no recollection, as Beatrice was 12 years old, and it was 20 years ago.

[@MarcusaurGaming]

The final remark and that little extended blink expression is uncannily David Brent-esque

[@calumwatt4360]

And this is only the second weirdest part of the interview.

[@Fintanflaherty]

The sweat or lack of.

[@Jomanka100]

@@Fintanflaherty - There is a witness who can attest to his not sweating; a former US intelligence officer.

[@daveroche6522]

The main weird was EVERYTHING else....

[@Jimdixon1953]

Of course he remembers the time he had a Hot American, Pizza Express is famous for them 🍕

[@beantrader4723]

no, no, no. u misunderstood me. i wasn't home with 'my' children, i was home with 'the' children. i was babysitting. give me a couple weeks & I'll find out who's kids they were.

[@1_Bad_Z]

On the day of question; Prince Charming wrote down in his Diary Pizza express. He had to have an alibi.

[@robertjames2277]

Oh yeah i remember that precise time i was at pizza express in Woking 20 YEARS AGO

[@TK-ux5du]

Has the old adage of all publicity being good worked out for Pizza Express? I imagine that the Woking branch must attract at least some 'dark' tourism these days??? 😅

[@largeaife7240]

0:34

[@josephhughes2429]

must've been a good pizza

[@captainshakesbeard2453]

He's a savant 😂😂

[@davidbanks4168]

It wasn’t a party it was just a shooting weekend in Woking.

[@rocker-barrel4786]

He must have done something as he looks extremly guilty.

[@robertnorman4306]

I remember the pizza woking but the shack more😂

[@jamesbrook16]

It’s true! Pizza! I heard he was eating anchovy that night…

[@sheridan5175]

"On the day which we now understand to be... March 10th"

[@SolicitorRandolph]

Ironically that was supposed to be his deposition day. I wonder if that was on purpose?

[@stephenogden5470]

Ah! yes it must be true, because that's the same day that I had cream tea at Buckingham Palace and His mother told me Her son had taken Her granddaughter out to slum it with the peasants!

[@wg3063]

They are coming for you MR pmsl

[@jewdavid5627]

What toppings were on the pizza? Does he remember that?

[@Dantheon]

I mean he was at home with the children, problem is they weren’t his children.

[@johntaylor3940]

NO ONE EVER SAID THAT THEY HAD SEEN HIM AT THE PIZZA SHOP , AND HIS DAUGHTER SAID HE NEVER BROUGHT THEM PIZZA, YOU A LIAR FELLA

[@johannesnicolaas]

I hear the Pizza Express is in financial problems.... due to prince Andrew?

[@hamishbrown9778]

Ha ha Andy fought with your pants down.

[@lockleaze]

Using his kids as an alibi, despicable!

[@mcgubbin]

I ain't backing him up as he seems guilty af, but people questioning remembering it, as A royal going pizza express is probs a one off memorable thing

[@1250GSX]

Yet nobody else remembers it 😂

[@mcgubbin]

@@1250GSX have any people there at pizza express that day denied this happened? Curious

[@1250GSX]

@@mcgubbin Nobody has corroborated it as far as I know, and seeing Prince Andrew at a Pizza Express would also be memorable.

[@mcgubbin]

@@1250GSX They should look at the logs and interview staff who worked that date would be interesting

[@Waterislifelife]

Bruh 😂

[@MateyBoy.]

How does Prince Andrew like his whiskey..? 15 years old and full of coke.

[@moldyshowercurtain7697]

Bitress

[@gerryg8207]

🍕

[@normanjones4088]

Randy Andy is not even a good lier! 😒

[@ShirleyZhang-bt4dj]

Its strange that King Charles tolerates this drongo.Why does he do that ? Please explain.Andrew is no use nor ornament.

[@MrPragmatism]

Because Charlie is also a freak behind closed doors

[@grahamwatkiss8546]

Hmmmmm

[@sararossborough5363]

His nose is like a broken beak