A-Rod Takes a JLo-Sized L | DESUS & MERO | SHOWTIME

Alex Rodriguez and Jennifer Lopez finally actually announce their breakup.
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DESUS & MERO, the Bronx’s very own, reconnected online in the early days of Twitter, where they unleashed their potent personalities and found themselves kindred spirits. That led to stints on Complex and MTV, the Bodega Boys podcast, and a daily late-night show on Viceland, developing a feverish following. The quick-witted duo brings a distinct voice to late night, delivering smart and comedic commentary on any and all topics that keeps audiences buzzing. DESUS & MERO continue to host their Bodega Boys podcast.

[@IndomitableAde]

Gangrenous stab wounds. Omfg. 🤣🤣🤣💀

[@GBullockNC]

Drake gon slide back in them DMs like he tryna steal home base

[@andysanchez9651]

Damn..... Them white claws 🦞 blonde orange 🍊 hitting haha

[@torilanier]

Been waiting on this exclusive breakdown

[@mommasitayoung148]

Desus Comment on J Lo and A rod was Straight hilarious.😂

[@claireistotle]

“gangrenous stab wounds” 🤭😂 I cant stand you Mero 😫

[@claireistotle]

Edit: 2:05

[@Southtxboi11]

That's to bad, wish the best to both of them. Not the drunken logo 🤣

[@des7638]

ahahaha more brilliance. Thank you guys! much love

[@davedavinci4794]

Sad moment for the Hive 🥲

[@allgemini05]

We will get through this together!

[@ske13ok]

Whoever disliked this mamas got no kneecaps!!

[@Postell]

The white claws lmao

[@andysanchez9651]

Never been this early haha 😆

[@erizabeta]

I miss them

[@RebelliousThemeMusic]

"Gangrenous stab wounds"

[@Chigz10]

this nigga desus said he on time management 😂

[@TheySayMaddox]

Damn Desus got the Towlies 🐐🐐🔥

[@remicxz]

shit The Rock and his ex bought the XFL a whole ass football league. Shes also CEO of most things "The Rock" including his Under Armour

[@Daddyme92]

Hehe seen this coming

[@Ocapela215]

History repeats itself...🙄

[@johnashley8878]

The Rock & his ex-wife now own the XFL lol

[@jessicabw]

Whaatttt? I'm surprised.

[@FortWorthRaised]

I miss when A-Rod, was just Aaron Rodriguez and played out here in Texas when I was a kid lol

[@abnormpsych17]

Wait I never watch baseball but his real name is Aaron not Alex? Why did he change it?

[@silverbullett6684]

Alex, not Aaron.

[@amrny0120]

But who thought they would be together longer then all her other men? Look at her track record? JLO plays all them Men lol 😂 🤦🏽‍♀️

[@Rugelacharugula]

Has Mero lost weight?

[@Born2beSPRA]

This is another brick of evidence that shows J-LO is the problem. She is about to have two gauntlets with the rings

[@ellax325]

I usually hate to say things like this because it's often sexist but damn JLo is out here collecting rings like Thanos was connecting stones.

[@tomgnyc]

Was it the steroid rage that did it?

[@travino]

Tokyo Lynn 👌🏿🎂🎂

[@sendkite5016]

Jenny from the block

[@theSuperviLLain_est]

I knew this would kill Mero

[@Deadman1000]

Now talk about Maxine Waters, oh that's right...

[@SanskarWagley]

Drake is going to try to get back in there

[@MissTrinidad]

Jlo can't keep a man at ALL!!! #ToxicCooch. 😂😭

[@battlescorn]

WTH does J.Lo have going on that has these dudes strung out for decades??

[@RoyalReyna]

Is that even a real question?

[@iamhexoronii]

Do you live under a rock?

[@vanessamcmurrayvm]

Damn again!? JLo girl just stay single.

[@Lady_Aradia]

JLo read Marvel when she was a kid and said she wants to be Thanos when she grows up. Collecting rings, and taking over the universe

[@drax141]

First is first

[@noreenperez8666]

She should had mown better , he is Dominican womanizer.🙄

[@silverbullett6684]

He's the one that ended it. She gave him an ultimatum last month after the breakup was "announced accidentally". She insisted he explain away the relationship with that other woman and he said it's in the past. She insisted he tell her everything and instead, he dumped her. He was playing her the entire time.

[@Pleaselikemycomment1]

Put some respect on his name!

[@evangeline6]

I like desus spring sneaker line up. The color ways are cheerful yet elegant

[@Eminemlover001]

Thank you for making me notice that. It's beautiful.

[@shards0fwords]

Loving the green and yellows

[@SuperJNG18]

Every bodega awning should be opened at half-mast today

[@MoAli-wm4of]

This needs to be the official remembrance symbol for anything important in the hood ... passing of X and black rob both needed the half mast bodegas

[@genius179]

aye chill bro lol

[@pwnmaster3002]

Niggas wildin

[@battlescorn]

😂😂

[@vivabehi1314]

@@MoAli-wm4of à

[@treyday5200]

Jlo got more rings than brady

[@ouzi9122]

And you know she doesn't do a luxury tax on that ass lolol

[@wulfisthegang]

😄😄😄

[@ramonmartinez3375]

You win 😂

[@mzblkcarib186]

Oh shidd 😂😂😂😂

[@ye23.]

Nah deadass how many times has she had an engagement called off/ been divorced

[@fademusic1980]

Desus better catch Jlo on the rebound. The streets NEED Desus Lopez xD

[@FirestarOfficialTV]

LMAO NO CAP

[@ye23.]

Desus with a white woman and has been for years lol hes been exposed

[@ye23.]

@@James-bl5gr nah lol

[@palimdragonmaster3k]

I like how he would take her last name 😂

[@FDT222]

Bro, ARod went straight Lightskin feelings with the IG post.

[@ye23.]

With that depressing coldplay song in the background

[@Sickles197]

Racist

[@themrnorwood]

the "how to watch apple tv" had me literally on the floor

[@MrNica17]

With the towlie adidas in the back

[@bryangaytan9777]

4/20 blaze it

[@jonathandoesepth5212]

Fire

[@trentonwallace4580]

Swear I was just thinking the same!

[@Y_espi]

“We live on the same block!!!” lmaooo

[@Dmens84]

Dead @ "Gangrenous stab wounds"

[@Shin-Blade]

God, I hate those breakup PR statements. "We're better off as friends" or "We wish each other the best in the future." How often do those kind of breakups happen?! 🤣

[@darylcarr8283]

It's an unfortunate but necessary evil part of dual-celebrity relationship breakups. It wouldn't be if only one of them were famous, but they gotta let both their individual "inner circles" and their joint circle of fans/friends know what's up to avoid "awkward" situations.

[@Shin-Blade]

@@darylcarr8283 Hence the PR part...

[@denisepaulsenful]

@@Shin-Blade I know. What a load of bullshit. And why do they feel compelled to make a joint statement to the world. Who gives an eff! It's your personal life. Besides you didn't have to shove it down everyone's throats you were ever dating. They were sickening. So never mind with the histrionics. Just go away.

[@Shin-Blade]

@@denisepaulsenful Right. The relationship is over. Let's go with that line without the "speculation" part...

[@terrashavon]

You mean relationships that were literally business deals and to cater to their fans in order to get more clout? Always.

[@sarkastikleader4708]

JLo just needs to stop and just marry herself at this point

[@rayazkhan9498]

"gangrenous stab wounds" Mero mad funny 😭😭😭

[@DaFactsNoNonsense1713]

A-Rod saying he's from NYC is hilarious & delusional at the same damn time! Wow!

[@og_love]

WORD FOH HE HAS ALWAYS BEEN A BIRD

[@robertharris2139]

You know Desus gon be in her DMs

[@isaacverhelst3983]

I GUARANTEE the pandemic did a number on them

[@DAWAXFAX]

🤣🤣You 😆can't feel it but I'm sticking my tongue out 👅!! Omg I'm done son 🤣🤣🤣🤦🏿‍♂️

[@rontam06]

See what happens posting all those pictures n video's together...Now they DoneZo?! 😩🤣😂😂😂

[@ye23.]

Couples that be doing the most on social media are the ones who got the most issues I swear...almost never lasts between them types

[@jbmp1390]

A Rod is an EGOMANIAC. And we know Jennifer Lopez probably thinks pretty highly of herself as well. Those type of "relationships" are always destined for failure from the beginning. Alex Rodriguez NEEDS to be the center of attention, he can't be with someone "bigger" than him, and J Lo definitely is.

[@bobbybrooks5496]

That ain’t it he has too many options to stay faithful

[@ye23.]

@@bobbybrooks5496 facts. High profile men like that almost never stay faithful

[@denisepaulsenful]

@@bobbybrooks5496 Exactly. .He's a baseball legend. Everybody loves him. And it's like that saying, "Men are only as faithful as their options." A-Rod fits that bill.

[@juanzavala1144]

Jlo acting like thanos collecting all them stones

[@johnnylaboriel1021]

Todo mío que paso Beloved..

[@cocoapeach]

Her engagement ring collection is stellar.

[@spongeneutron]

Mero had me dyin' at "gangrene and stab wounds" hahaha

[@kokocrispy1497]

J Lo got a large body count

[@n.dghtwxgyubd.o4158]

2nd YEEEEEERT

[@sheryljohnson2103]

JLO is a diva . They should be together.. She's being a ? They should work it out . why did he get that basketball team with his ex wrong A Rod .. But you still should be together. Do you even talk to each other.. JLO must of not Loved him all that much if it's that easy to move on. it's easy to move on. It's harder to stay together. .She's a won't say . Sad very sad I wish they where together. He treated her and her kids good . He treated her kids like they where his own.. She's clearly a I really don't know what word to use. They should work it out😎😁💖🌸.Love each other. JLO Angry don't look pretty on you.

[@Ashish-xm9ol]

ARod is still getting paid by the Yankees like Magic was paid by the Lakers till 2010

[@richardclark9353]

Both from NY, and both have Latino backgrounds...sounds superficial to me. What about the deeper stuff?

[@hotcumodity7777]

This didn’t age well...Months later she is hopping back with Ben...I wonder what Ja Rule thinks about this 🧐🤔

[@mrdowner5707]

Alex Rodriguez was a lucky man dating JLo too lucky anyone who would date JLo is a lucky man

[@fightermma]

Simp

[@elegantdecay6247]

@@fightermma 🤣I'm dying

[@elegantdecay6247]

Who dis? Marc Anthony?

[@mrdowner5707]

@@fightermma wat u mean simp?

[@mrdowner5707]

@@elegantdecay6247 um no Alex Rodriguez 🤦‍♂️

[@theblackjubalharshaw]

thats sad

[@michaelmorales4554]

I would gladly take an L from J-Lo

[@stacyranch7878]

Noooooo lol

[@ss4717]

it's crazzy apple tv doesnt work unless .... you on a apple device!???

[@mathewandrist7566]

A RIOD

[@jaymac7349]

That Mero A-Rod impression tho!!! 🤣

[@terrehonbowden3472]

Arial and Impact...if you've done any design that gave you a chuckle.

[@tontocorazon]

Who coulda guessed?

[@EE-sw3uh]

noooo she boutta be on #7

[@lily__e]

How we feeling about Bennifer?

[@darylcarr8283]

Another one bites the dust...

[@jacktorrance2633]

Friday- Just got paid. Saturday-10 bucks left, but I got a pair of powder blue kicks with two eyeballs on 'em!

[@rustyd3817]

the towelie shoes in the back tho

[@ld7599]

A ROOOID!

[@MaskedM4n]

J.Lo not being able to stay in a relationship. Color me shooked

[@jbmp1390]

Btw Desus let me hold those new Towelie Adidas fam

[@paulieshnbi]

Drake finna go back and forth between Kim and jlo😂😭

[@5thHouseProductions]

Back 2 Back like sh!t

[@runningquestbr]

Dang i really had really high hopes for Jenny.

[@elegantdecay6247]

As a Dr with a Pr bm, facts!!!! 💯

[@bmwdagang]

This woman collecting rings like it's fucking Sonic the Hedgehog

[@briansounalath]

It should be “Ls” btw

[@christinam.3715]

I got showtime thru apple tv on my iPad and I'll never remember that route unless I have it written down

[@raymeester7883]

These dudes are enjoying themselves too much.

[@christinam.3715]

Sketch guy! Draw me and Hoda! ...

[@999boocha]

Talk about the knicks plz!!

[@kingjamatt]

Wowwwww was it Minnesota??

[@Abell_lledA]

One doesn’t experience self-transcendence, the illusion of self only dissipates 🎈

[@ktswing88]

I felt that Apple TV bit.

[@kmallory100]

Diddy Ben Affleck Marc Anthony A. Rod Poor girl can't catch a break!

[@silverbullett6684]

You left out her 1st husband, Ohani Noah

[@joycerandall1935]

@@silverbullett6684 I believe she had 3 husband's before Marc Antony.

[@kmallory100]

@@silverbullett6684 I totally forgot! Thank you!

[@Tacconi757]

So who told Desus to stop being boujee and stay complex grimey? Cuz I can name every one of those shoes now AND he is revealing his foams to us. #Bodegahive since 2015, back when mero was still putting ppl at risk and Desus use to talk about French blue 12s too much

[@chrisbullock6477]

Lets' be real, he really thought this was it and it would be happily ever after......But J-Lo is like that Mechanical Bull, each time every guy is just trying to hold on longer than the last guy.

[@DonaBlancas]

Why is this news though? they were just dating, they weren't really a thing. People with so much money can't, really grow together. "Unless your Jay Z, and Beyoncé" J lo, and Alex, could have been that Latino power couple, but who knows what happened. "Maybe J Lo had to many kids, and that's a huge commitment!"