A sweet orange beard butter

[@HarryJarrell]

Why have a beard, and why do you need to butter it?

[@PatrickOrdish]

These are good, fair questions. 1. Why have a beard? Why do anything at all? Beards exist because they can, much like the mountains stand tall or the rivers flow. 2. Why butter it? Because in the grand chaos of existence, a little bit of order-like a soft, well-nourished beard-is a comforting act of rebellion against the entropy of the universe. Buttering your beard is proof that we care, even when nothing really makes sense, or matters.

[@doyleltd2011]

Why did this make me hungry?

[@PatrickOrdish]

It was the mentioning of custard.

[@SlicedPodcast]

Nice and helpful.

[@PatrickOrdish]

Glad to hear that

[@mattmiller5673]

Dude you are hilarious!!!! I subscribed.

[@PatrickOrdish]

Cheers 🤝

[@Snoupity]

What a vibe

[@PatrickOrdish]

Easy innit?

[@nontrickpony]

Apart from the argon oil and the choice of essential oil that’s basically exactly what’s in tattoo aftercare

[@PatrickOrdish]

Oh nice. I rubbed nappy ointment on mine. That was in my pre-product making days. The before times.