A Tale of Two Rulers - Chapter Three (Legend of Zelda Comic Dub)

While Ganondorf settles into life in Hyrule, suspicion begins to arise among Zelda's special forces. Tension rises, swords are drawn and terror abounds on the eve of the wedding of the two rulers.
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[@m.l.l3891]

*W E A R E **1:42*

[@hampeace69420]

Martina lagos leal OMFG

[@luthorharkon6109]

You fucker.

[@m.l.l3891]

The god and goddess Vade and Star have pinned my comment ;w;

[@smammy9581]

JESUS

[@Axoris]

Oh my god

[@CrateTM]

What did the guards expect? Like.. "We 20 guards are going to kill the guy who has killed millions of people before us who is also becoming our king." Because. That's smart. Obviously.

[@hyejuhoneys]

Smith why would the ambush him when he gets to his room? just wait till he's sleeping then slit his throat or something smh

[@dransnake]

Eh, Hylian guards are flimsy anyways. Just look at games like Twilight Princess and Hyrule Warriors. I swear, it's always the Hylian guards that die first.

[@brandontallman9424]

Can't Ganon only die from holy weapons? It's been awhile since I've seen the lore

[@spectral5939]

Brandon tallman So only the Master Sword and Silver Arrows can kill him. Truth be told. Im pretty sure only those can kill him if he has the Triforce of power. So anything else without is techniclly fair game.

[@aria5614]

I think the General realized that when Ganon started crackling with electricity.

[@TwoFaceDK]

*Breathes in* Looks like the Royal Soldiers went a little AHEAD of themselves!!!

[@JustJoshinSince1998]

I like you

[@93Chowo]

Let´s just hope that Zelda doesn´t LOSE HER HEAD about this situation.

[@JustJoshinSince1998]

93Chowo-Entertainment Dam i wish i knew a good pun, but i cant think of any off the top of my head im gonna leave the jokes to you guys

[@finnnjimin]

oh my god guys, we are getting a little AHEAD of the story

[@svftxly5704]

Funny jokes ahhh aahhh hhhhaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!

[@fry1757]

Star bot is an alley: "Hey. Want some drugs?" Me: "Yeah. What is it called?" Star bot: "A Tale Of Two Rulers." Me: "Sure I'll have it." I am now addicted. My girlfriend left me. My parents disowned me. I am a disappointment.

[@thatdudegaming3501]

XD

[@asurashun9695]

Doc Scratch hi disappointment

[@asurashun9695]

Chibified Shipper hi idiot fail

[@fry1757]

Yay we are at the meaning of life.

[@jadenmajors4481]

welcome to the family (^^)

[@miamouse]

"what kind of monster would do this!" meanwhile Ganondorf is just like *nom

[@Timortals]

miamouse ye He didn't even care

[@miamouse]

"I'm gunna have my cake and eat it too. and no one can stop me! mwa ha ha ha ha!" *gets surrounded by guards "seriously?"

[@tavrake1473]

I love you mia

[@miamouse]

awe thanks :3

[@redmenace9678]

miamouse I love your reapertale comic BTW your awesome

[@sciencedrew2235]

so basically, Ganondorf stole a cake slice, almost got murdered for it, and gave his Fiancée a wedding gift a*head* of time

[@ghostchannel4766]

Hoseki Ketsueki That was a good pun. It put Zelda in a hairy situation.

[@sciencedrew2235]

Ghost Channel oh my goodness, your pun game is on *point*, *eye* see what you did there

[@thespaghettiman3821]

Hoseki Ketsueki don't be so NOSEY

[@ghostchannel4766]

Ta'Jah Mary Thanks. When I wrote it, I was just mouthing off.

[@dailydoseofextra]

Guys stop with the puns! Giving me a *head* ache.....

[@countbleck9322]

"Here we go guys! We're gonna fight Satan himself, who slaughtered millions with one swipe, who took over the world multiple times, who 3 Gods failed to execute, who killed a God! btw, there's 21 of us. We're middle class knights, LEEROY JENKINS!" Error 404: Logic not found.

[@sabrinadebos4113]

Noo why can't the royal guards just trust Zelda's decisions, they always mess up. Bunch of slackers...

[@archon95-77]

Sabrina de Bos I thought it was Link in Ralph's shoes for a second! xD

[@thatdudegaming3501]

Yea when I saw the leader I was like LINK? and then I was like oh

[@wackjallace]

Sabrina de Bos WHAT A BUNCHA JOKERSZ

[@hampeace69420]

HYPE FOR CHAPTER FOUR IS ON! WHO'S WITH ME PEOPLE

[@teddingt0n]

You're on every video.. Talking about hype for the next chapter.. *Gets on hype train* DOOT DOOT!

[@ThisMythicVortex]

Mikaru Blackspade YUS!!!! THE HYPE IS REAL.

[@sabrinadebos4113]

Mikaru Blackspade ALL THE HYPE, YES ALL THE HYPE

[@antcolony3254]

Mikaru Blackspade MEEEE

[@OkuBen]

Mikaru Blackspade HYPE

[@cdsatcher]

As far as I can see, The Ganondorf in this story has his look based off of the Ganondorf from Hyrule Warriors. Now, let me just list the following things Ganondorf from Hyrule Warriors has accomplished ON HIS OWN: 1. He managed to possess Cia and separate the good and evil from within her. (The good side went on to form Lana.) 2. He defeated Link in battle not once, but TWICE! May I also mention that Link was also wielding The Master Sword and Hylian Shield at their full power during their battle? 3. Ghirahim and Zant(In the game. Replace Zant with Vaati for this story.) consider and follow Ganondorf as their MASTER! Remember, Ghirahim, Zant, and Vaati are powerful in their own right. Ghirahim is literally a living WEAPON, and also has the title of Demon Lord, and is extremely powerful and quick on his own. Zant dethroned Midna and became King of the Twilight Realm, hence his title of the "Usurper King." And he also captured Hyrule Castle without Ganondorf's help. As for Vaati... You can look him up. You'll see. So, the 20 guards who think they all can take on Ganondorf without help? Yeah, they aren't just screwed, THEY'RE ROYALLY FUCKED! In a non sexual way.

[@jahmalmorris9267]

So... You wrote an entire essay JUST to say that the guards had no chance of winning.... kzbin.info/www/bejne/qJfWoniFYryEfsU

[@LindenGroves]

How is it that both the comic artist and the actors can simultaneously make me laugh and have nightmares. Also poor Zelda, she really cares about her daughter. And poor Ganon, too, all he wanted to do was eat cake in peace.

[@KWCHope]

Arya Shadeslayer He should have known... THE CAKE WAS A LIE

[@Brutalyte616]

You know, the first time I read this, I just expected Ganon to kick their asses and inform Zelda that she really needs to get her people under control. But nope. Full slaughterhouse on those poor dumb bastards. Way to go Ganondorf.

[@aaronINFINIT]

Brutalyte616 same

[@redcrow3812]

HOT DAMN thats a well drawn bloody head

[@dr.explode274]

No it was left over cake

[@redcrow3812]

i see , was i BLOODY left over cake?

[@nystromvatten6838]

Ghirahim and Rinku are the only characters I actually care about right now XD. Ghiraham is having his master and longtime friend suddenly change from all he's ever known. Rinku is having the literal lord of evil forced upon her as her dad. Currently I don't really care much for Zelda and Ganondorf.

[@DotHackerSora]

I feel like Ghirahim may go on with Zelda's murder, the blame get placed on Ganon and Ganon goes to kill Ghirahim.

[@mushroomwings3236]

Aw, man, you guys missed one of the best strips! It was hand-drawn, and showed Zelda kissing Ganondorf! He goes for the lips but if memory serves she goes instead for his nose/forehead. 'My word is golden!' 'More like copper or bronze...'

[@integrahellsing8995]

Alex Phillips Yeah, kind of disappointed that they didn't show that

[@cellochicita]

Alex Phillips that strip has an entirely different art style than the rest of the comic so far, and would really break the flow of the production, so I can see why Vade decided to cut it, even though that line is one of my favorites as well :)

[@mushroomwings3236]

I can understand that, I'm just saying it was funny.

[@theseabassi9638]

6:42 It was at that moment, General Ralph Knew... He'd Fucked up.

[@PhoenixGirl1]

I am now terrified on how this will go. Just the bloody head of a soldier at night would scare and scar anyone in the middle of the night. But still HYPED for the next chapter! 🤗

[@dr.explode274]

It was the cake he was eating

[@Cloveinti_Uno59232]

As to be expected... Ganondorf is a badass

[@luckyd1603]

I'm just gonna say, Zelda looks damn fine in that bra. That dress hides a lot!

[@WhiteFireTheDragon]

Those twenty idiots actually thought they stood a chance. Did they *not* know how many Hylian soldiers he slaughtered in the War of the Hyrule Warriors?! Also, Hyrule needs Wisdom *and* Power. Power to whip the forces into shape, enforce loyalty, and to make the kingdom stronger. Wisdom to properly guide the kingdom to peace and prosperity. Finally, has anyone here seen Ganondorf meets Fi?

[@colecypher8779]

the voice acting for This is so amazing you guys are so good at voice acting I wish I was able to

[@moomarz153]

I would be scared half to death just like Zelda as well if I found someone bringing a severed head to my door

[@integrahellsing8995]

Jada Watkins The worse part is that she thought it was Rinku's head

[@coridavis3119]

Also, at 2:43… "I'm too sober for this crap."

[@S-H400]

Wow... Ganondorf is a real charmer...

[@bladeexe]

And that was the moment when Zelda realized she fucked up.

[@shortman899]

I don't think he's bad he's just misunderstood

[@SadCreeperGamer]

Hardtale Sans yee

[@thatdudegaming3501]

Same

[@NegaDruid]

He was never truly a villain until later in the cycle, he was just a man trying to do best for his people. Desperation drove them to banditry, not greed. But then his lust for Power consumed him and it became less about the Gerudo and more about himself.

[@shortman899]

damn thats sad

[@nahte123456]

he was also the vessel of Demise's hatred, literally the god of demons, combined with just how bad the Gerudo were and how uneven the Hylain-vs-Gerudo were it's understandable that he went to extremes, even if he did turn into kind of a monster by the end of it all.

[@IMAlfaro]

Out of all the comic dub, 5:30 is the absolute best, LE SLICE OF CAKE IS GONE!!! >~

[@coridavis3119]

For the record, I think Rinku calling Ganondorf GanonDAD is adorable.

[@MegaDude10]

In this episode: Lake Pranks Ganadorf cheating on Zelda by flirting with Zelda Ganadorf stealing a cake Murder

[@zoharcohen101]

im VERY comfused about this relationship..?

[@MichaelCresbo]

It's a political marriage. The two kingdoms are going to become one.

[@zoharcohen101]

i know that i just dont really know anything about zelda games XD

[@MichaelCresbo]

Gannondorf constantly kidnaps Zelda to gain control of Hyrule using the tri-force. Link constantly has to go and save her.

[@fry1757]

The idea is to break the cycle. Zelda has the upper hand of link. If he ganondorf kills her, link will end his life. For real.

[@oskartheguy2105]

zohar cohen YOU AND ME BOTH!!!

[@CrescentsMoons]

"It's seemed like a good idea at the time!" - Me after every single mistake I've made

[@mikailre5959]

"What kinda monster would do this?" Ganondorf: *nom nom*

[@Foxodawg]

me: 3 2 1 (expects a loud boom and someone crashing into the room from the walls) *knock knock*

[@naileapena3621]

aww y'all left out the kiss after the archery contest!!! Ganondorf expected a kiss on the lips but Zelda kisses him on the nose and says "my word is GOLDEN" then Ganondorf says "I say it's more like copper or brass" that was my favorite part! xD lol

[@Mond0o0]

Great job storybot. This is amaizing the art is fantastic, the music plus mood is buetiful not to mention the charcoal artstyle. And the story mwa it is magnifiaciant Sorry about the spelling I type fast

[@lilartycat6741]

I was laughing so hard when ganadorf stole the piece of cake

[@flipr52]

Why would anyone try to kill the holder of the triforce of power? Are they crazy or what? xD

[@Nightmareprinny]

FlipR Naaah, They are just moronicly stupid. Seroiusly HOW did they expect to kill GANONDORF?!! The no doubt legendary king of evil who slaughted millions and ONLY be killed by the legendary hero of time? =___=

[@maylo9292]

i'm not from notification squad and saw this when i went into youtube.

[@cosmicanomaly3403]

wow Zelda has no control over her people at all XD

[@Sky-hx4fg]

Ikr it's just like hey zelda aren't you wisdom well I think it would be wise of you to have control over you stupid idiotic people

[@cosmicanomaly3403]

true very true

[@spaceraider9721]

It was by this moment Zelda knew, she f***** up 😬

[@gamma122gaming2]

Fuck me, this shit is bipolar. One minute funny as hell, the next it's "cue the horror music!" Still want more, though. Shit's good.

[@lavendercandy2859]

BLOODY HELL this was realy BONE shatering i liked it so much i think my sanity is orgone

[@fallgon9185]

well...that didn't go well as expected.....CAN'T WAIT THE THE NEXT CHAPTER xDD! (hope would be better...)

[@brentramsten249]

2:31 that face... it speak many words. none of them good.

[@lickalickawackawacka6931]

Brent Ramsten then she proceeds to drink

[@raidenpalmerin6645]

OOOOOOOH SHIIIIIIT HYPE FOR CHAPTER 4 KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK

[@rosequartz1788]

Awesome dubs

[@LinkedWolf23]

8:12 Zelda be like: "OH SHIT! I REGRET THIS!"

[@PhoenixPrime]

That just went from cute and funny... to ghastly and terrifying... really... REALLY... quickly.

[@callum5926]

It has romance, comedy and gory violence... ITS BEAUTIFUL!!!!

[@moonlightsombra93]

I CANT WAIT FOR PART 4!!!!

[@lucidreality7023]

WHO WANNA WAITS FOR CHAPTER FOUR WITH ME???!!!!

[@vladimirgheorghief8485]

RIP Hyrule

[@DotHackerSora]

I half expected Ganon to have not killed them and the last bit to be Zelda's nightmare. Certainly he could have just incapacitated them.

[@quincygill788]

well this took a really dark turn

[@boldblues]

How can a story be so terrifying and hilarious at the same time!?

[@natornott5131]

A tale of two rulers? More like 101 ways to get a divorce!

[@RinReforged]

"General Ralph?" "SO YOU KNEW HIM!" What kind if leader doesn't know their generals?

[@kenkami987]

LINK WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU? WE HAVE ONLY RINKU HERE AND SHE ALREADY MESSED UP

[@sans4854]

one second: awww his little cold heart is melting :3 next moment: THATS A HEAD OH BOY THAT IS A SEVERED HEAD JESUS CHRIST

[@Shanonigans]

hooolyyyyy shit. like. that was certainly a turn into reality. how caN THIA COMIC GO FROM SILLY TO SERIOUS TO DANGEROUS SO EASILY. GOTTA GIVE THE CREATOR PROPS FOR THAT BECAUSE HOT DAMN.

[@shineyydesigns7696]

So.....I guess Ganon didnt have a choice? I mean he couldve just imtimidated them but they were gonna kill him regardless

[@JEL625]

You done goofed genral Ralph. He was actually mellowing out and you went and pissed off the demon king.

[@0ceancr4wler85]

that's hilarious instead of being scared when Ganon broke threw the door she just looks mildly pissed

[@glennverschoren8462]

I saw a comic dub before that when Ganondorf was pushed into the lake he met with Fi.

[@LindenGroves]

Glenn Verschoren lol when is Rinku gonna get her out?

[@madelynb4831]

And ganondorf isn't even going to clean up the floor! How rude!

[@GodOfThings]

*An entire video of shots of shirtless Ganondorf* No, you have the man crush!

[@jabberwockydraco4913]

Love how Ganondorf helps himself to cake

[@enomolas2257]

Well Gannon is kind of in the right they Tried to kill him so he just them seems fair to defend your self

[@prestonstanley7736]

I have a feeling Link's gonna make an appearance in later chapters. Plus, Ganon was completly in the right. 20 guys decide to kill him against the word of their ruler. *Dials on Phone* Hello, yes, i'd like to call in a case of Bad Judgement.

[@ryter3964]

Every episode so far has had Ganondorf take his shirt at least once.

[@quick4719]

Roses are Red Violets aren't blue They're fucking purple Starbot knows this too.

[@E3AloeLi]

YES THANK YOU AS AN ARTIST MY EYES ARE VERY IN TUNE WITH COLOR THEIR FUCKING PURPLE

[@quick4719]

@@E3AloeLi bro what i made this comment when i was 12 why are you here

[@E3AloeLi]

@@quick4719 XD cuz I was looking thru a playlist and was bored, lol I’m 16

[@Infinite_Beverage]

Imma be completely honest. That last bit was Ralph's fault for think he can take on the triforce of power....

[@dustnstuff7729]

PFFFFFTTTT... I thought ganondork was adorable... But ganondad? I'm getting the fuzzies

[@mountainc1027]

SPOILER ALERT godammit Ganondorf going around killing people

[@buggobop]

3:50 Ganondorf be like *lemme smashhhh*

[@jhuliagalicia6358]

My expectations we're wrong... Who agrees with me? If ur expectations are rwrong too

[@dailydoseofextra]

I was gonna say "when's part 4?" But then realized this was released today sooooooo.... yeah Side note: GANON WTF ARE YOU GONNA DRIVE ZELDA TO INSANITY BEFORE THE WEDDING EVEN STARTS?!?!?!

[@night66666]

NEVER interrupt someone who is eating a cake.... *never* like seriously what kind of jerk would do that

[@iameli6098]

mr karaljoline But... I thought the Cake was a lie

[@dappercuttlefish9557]

NICE HAIR KING NO CHARA ON THIS CHANNEL CHILD NO DUMBASS GUARDS NO FLAMBOYANT TONGUE DEMON NO

[@SadCreeperGamer]

I don't get the 2nd half, cannsomeone to tell me in full detail... 😞😦😕

[@czteddy1507]

Sad Creeper Gamer What do you not get?

[@integrahellsing8995]

Sad Creeper Gamer What exactly about that was confusing?

[@agiar2000]

And now, a complete, detailed description of the second half of this video: Ganondorf wins the archery contest because Rinku distracts Zelda at the last moment, also revealing to Ganondorf that the archer in the mask was Zelda. This scene establishes Ganondorf's extreme skill in archery, something at which Gerudos excel, generally speaking. It also establishes Ganondorf's panache for lusting after women by flaunting his power. Zelda speaks to someone presumably in charge of coordinating the wedding ceremony, and this leads to the mention that a piece of the wedding cake was inappropriately taken from the kitchen before the ceremony, causing distress for the chefs. We see that Ganondorf was the one who stole the piece of cake. When Ganondorf arrives at his bedchamber, he is greeted by a contingent of Hylian knights, led by someone we later learn is named "General Ralph", who had been waiting for him in ambush in his room. General Ralph explains that the Hylian special forces had decided by themselves that Ganondorf had to be killed in order to protect the kingdom. They were unwilling to allow the marriage that Zelda had arranged, and furthermore, they were unwilling to follow Zelda's orders, believing that she was not in a sound state of mind. General Ralph offers to kill Ganondorf quickly and painlessly if he surrenders, and Ganondorf, of course, refuses, using his magical power (likely channeling his Triforce of Power) to kill the knights in his room. At this point, out of the frame, Ganondorf decapitates General Ralph, wraps the head in a bedsheet, and brings the head to Zelda's bedchamber. He knocks on the door and she opens it. Still brimming with residual energy from having recently powered up for a fight, he delivers the bloody, dripping bedsheet containing the head to Zelda, sardonically calling it a "gift". Ganondorf suspects that Zelda tried to have him killed, and he is here to confront her, to show her that this plan failed, and to show that he will give no mercy to anyone who tries to betray him this way. Zelda does not yet know what this is, however, and is terrified by the possibility that the bedsheet contains the head of Rinku. Zelda is already starting to panic, scolding herself for allowing such a tragedy to occur in her risky plan. When she opens the bedsheet, the audience becomes aware of the name of the leader of the special forces as she says "General Ralph"? Ganondorf takes her recognition as a sign of her guilt, confronting her with his suspicion, which Zelda denies. Ganondorf is apparently not sure whether or not to believe her. He seems to be uncertain of her guilt, since he decides to leave her in peace at that point, but he does not do so without first pointing out that, even if one assumes the best in Zelda, that she had no knowledge of this assassination attempt, it still shows that she failed to control her forces, a weakness that Ganondorf promises to rectify as king. This implies that he plans to exert more forceful, perhaps brutal dominance over Hyrule's forces. Ganondorf then leaves along the bloody trail he left coming there in the first place to go back to bed, and Zelda is left horrified at what just transpired.

[@TheBlackSerpentBeta]

How much fucking blood is in Ralph's head?Jesus fukin Christ, it is everywhere

[@pabloosset2533]

Ganon: *You spin my head right round, right ro-* *CRACK* *Welp, the neck lasted six laps... Next!*

[@JeveGreen]

Holy Silver Arrows! And here I thought the story would take a light-hearted turn after the start of the chapter! By the Triforce... This is the good stuff! I'm eager as #### for chapter 4! 8D

[@trimaster78]

swimming lessons!!! :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[@moedrawings]

They'll be a great family XD

[@marions.3657]

holy shit

[@shionlen646]

Well...why would you piss off Ganon?...like he got such a good image when Rinku apolegized and then that happens

[@MMMadman0991]

I noticed that Ganondorf has a softer-ish side. Hell the second chapter he states that the hyrulian people didn't want to even do fair trade. So they had to resort to raiding and pillaging. As for the Guardsmen. They were literally attempting to murder the guy ( rightfully so. But still.) At this point it was Self defence, albeit, Overkill.

[@lucyteggart7750]

I really hoped that wet ball Gandorf gave Zelda was some terrible cake or thing he made.But it wasn't... 😨

[@ASalmonian]

Me: I don't play legend of Zelda so IDC and I have nothing to watch I've watched thousands of videos. Help me.

[@bloodraven432]

Huh, well that escalated pretty quickly. I thought he was just playing a prank on her at the end, maybe holding a pigs head or something but to have actually killed a general and his men? Not the best way to get ready for a marriage.

[@jdp_ee]

This is such a good series that I'm almost willing to ship it

[@bellflowersimp2827]

Holly floof! that only happened in THREE CHAPTERS?!

[@Hopalongtom]

Six guards reached the thumbs down button before being slaughtered by Ganondad!

[@themammoth9051]

And this is exactly what I was expecting. Then something else BIG will happen in chapter 4, then chapter 5 might be the happy ending

[@marcelinechan]

Where's part 4? I'm literally at the edge of my seat waiting for the awesomeness!

[@apollogamez6840]

Star Bot you're the best KZbinr ever you and the rest of the people who animated and voice acted this, I just want to say thank you from the bottom of my heart and that I really appreciate your work!

[@michealelijahdipasalegne3665]

i havent been this early since GT sans died

[@coffefighterz9641]

Gonna say it now but ghirahim is gonna do something that will make Ganondorf think of murdering zelda, my guess is he is going to create a illusion of link and say zelda bringed link to murder Ganondorf

[@mountainc1027]

NOTIFICATION SQUADDDDDDDDDD