A Very ANGRY Compilation - Cynical's Best Moments of Rage

[@SEESBoy-hy8jz]

The person reading this will probably become Keyblade Master before Sora does

[@thenamelesshammer8633]

You're damn right I will

[@cjiw2044]

cool i have always wanted to be a Keyblade wielder do i also have good chances of visiting a fictional world also?

[@kadengotcher1448]

Sweet.

[@christianwhite7294]

Hear me out, to me he already is. Whenever xehanort gave him the x-blade, he was like very well done. Like he passed his mark of mastery. Not to mention he'd learned the power of waking, and had saved everyone including mickey, riku, and aqua (masters)

[@cjiw2044]

@@christianwhite7294 nah mate we haven't been told he is a master so he still ain't. IMPLICATIONS DON'T COUNT

[@Deen1Dunya]

"Cover me in noodles and wake me up when September ends" LOL who even thinks of this stuff

[@perkilatorxiii5179]

Only Cynical, folks.

[@weirdwisteria_8964]

Lord Turkey Nipple everybody!

[@KingdomKey-ik4xk]

Big chicken combo with a Big Mac on the side!

[@chilomine839]

Rage makes you creative.

[@Chaosmarauder]

​@@chilomine839this is true. I once got so angry at a game that i said something about striking the bass with a spoon

[@Ali__7]

3:15 that aged well In kh3 lol

[@Rople50]

Nice to see clips from old videos after a long while.

[@bewilde_]

This could also be titled: A Comprehensive Collection of Jaredisms

[@ReptilianTeaDrinker]

I like that title even more!

[@quinnhouk5369]

Bewilde love it

[@caifabe8050]

"Mayonnaise and grapes are a really bad decision, like that shit just doesn't mix." -Cynical 2k17

[@LeonardoDaVinci_1452]

"Anger and hate are supreme"

[@maskedranger8282]

Love and Joy are infinite!

[@tsukurikata774]

"We shall go together"

[@lekiscool]

OMG I never thought of what your parents thought you were yelling. XD I forgot about the no eyebrows.

[@toysouldier1]

I don't normally laugh at random nonsense, but "imbued with the power of mustard" made my day.

[@KingdomKey-ik4xk]

14:07 "Big chicken combo with a Big Mac on the side." 😂 That face at 10:39, though.

[@dazedhyperion]

Dies* Jared: *YOU GOT LIKE PICKLES, CHIPS, CHEESE-*

[@kaysfamily1842]

If this was a Try not to laugh challenge I sure as hell lost 😂

[@introvertednerd0252]

Same

[@dakotaflinn4309]

That moment you realize that you’ve watched the streams, the clips uploaded to KZbin and then you watch them all for the third time in a compilation but you still enjoy it :)

[@Kamui3821]

You guys remember Go-gurts? The little yogurts in like, the long pac- THAT'S A VORTEX!

[@manel6706]

Thanks for the compilation, almost had forgot about the time you shaved your eybrows. BTW: How's the HD save file going?

[@manel6706]

@Inbar Shemesh i forget things easily just as i almost forgot the legoblade. But i can remember them just as easily if someone says something remotely close.

[@Ash.Idol.Project]

I remember showing my friend the first rage compilation when we were in 8th grade. Now here I am in my senior year of high school and the second rage comp has arrived. Thanks for giving me some of the best laughs during some of the roughest times in my life :)

[@psyiax3238]

3:15 lingering wills keyblade in a nutshell

[@dazedhyperion]

Why do you reference food when your mad lmao (don't stop it's great)

[@veryhelpfulgroblin4529]

VeryGoodKip he’s done this for years

[@dazedhyperion]

@@veryhelpfulgroblin4529 i know lol i just never knew why

[@dazedhyperion]

@@veryhelpfulgroblin4529 nothing will ever beat the time when his game froze after his fight with giant ursula lmao

[@arushiramesh6329]

VeryGoodKip straight up that was gold 😂

[@mariosonic987pac-hero4]

How it feels to not have Second Chance (all because you pick the sword or wand and not the shield to get it early) + Once More. Had that experience before so your rage is justifiable.

[@NoirLilbomber]

Video games may not cause violence but they will make you angrier than a Turkey who is about to be cooked for thanksgiving

[@AceZeroBalance]

Imagine he makes another rage compilation right now *it’ll basically be all of his Yozora attempts*

[@amberanime]

My favorite rage moments where with Ursula and Ansem/Riku both of KH and neither in this vid. I felt so bad for you when the game froze after you beat Ursula though.

[@maskedranger8282]

They are in the previous ragetage though!

[@garbagepeasant3437]

Cynical's mum always wondering where the damn milks gone

[@PropellerTails]

Basically this is the ultimate rage tage 2. If you’re a long time viewer and subscriber you’ll understand the joke :)

[@mastertjt56]

Holy shit biscuits on toes 😄😄😄

[@michaelxiiith5009]

6:19 best one ever Roxas fight aka time machine

[@TheDragonsPit]

You know its old when he's playing KH2 Final Mix EMULATED with the fansub command menu and everything.

[@789Goku]

Loved the intro you did in the video. As always love your content since it brightens up my day. Good luck with your current career path.

[@brettbrat16]

Jared, this is my humble request for another rage compilation, there have been so many moments and I always come back to these for a good laugh and to remember the good old days

[@dannyyounger5011]

1:52 dragon Ball xenoverse 2 colorized

[@reidpattis9478]

By the time he moves away from Kingdom Hearts, KH 4 will be released. :D

[@timekeeper2538]

No, there were other games in there.......

[@caifabe8050]

14:03 just gonna leave that right there

[@Vencent91611]

We need more of these 😂. This made my Labor Day amazing. Thank you

[@jaredliebergen1179]

My favorite is you vs. 1000 heartless. I still watch it when I need a good laugh.

[@introvertednerd0252]

I remember watching it and someone knocked on the door only to hear him shout bacon. I laughed so hard

[@havokwonder1212]

Yessss nothing like a good old rage video!! I woke up kinds grumpy but this totally helped haha

[@K3NB0T]

20 Minutes of Moose Goose master burning the seasoned turkey? OH baby where's the popcorn.

[@JamesDavis-nu5lx]

Your rages are so freaking hilarious and entertaining! Also hey Cynical how ya doin old sport I’m not new to the channel but I love your Kingdom Hearts videos!

[@odish50]

The fact that Hynea Critical Mode from 2015 wasn’t on here is crazy too me. Along with the lingering nutsack.

[@martial_matt]

Xemnas and those hot topic tribal energy thingys are tough hahaha

[@fizzie6902]

Seriously I thought it was just me but Xemnas's "We shall go together" attack is broken in 2.5.

[@hakimdhaou]

I love these Rage-Videos. REALLY. There is nothing better than Cynical loosing his Mind by Rage.

[@timgroskopf5069]

I am crying because I can't stop laughing. Love it dude 👌

[@ur_x_luck]

This is the absolute best video you have made.

[@angelkurocarter638]

I needed this laugh today Cynical..thank you my dude

[@burritowyrm6530]

you could call it /_\RAGE FORM

[@biancaarmstrong5097]

The salt has been poured to the max. *I'm gonna have the same problem playing KH2 on critical mode like you did.*

[@thebalck3484]

Ah yes, now this is the shit i subbed for. Good ole turkey buttered wet noodle slapping action.

[@DerpedGamer]

I feel the rage for KH for sure. Died to so many of the same fights dozens of times. Oh well, all's fair in love and war I guess '-'

[@Chilemex15]

This comes out with perfect timing, I was just looking at some of your old raging clips the other day and I was hoping to get some more ♡

[@ReptilianTeaDrinker]

Jared became a keyblade master before Sora did, I'm-

[@C_Train74]

I only sub’d last year, so I appreciate a rage recap.

[@alialatrach9788]

A non related KH video and does include KH footage. 👌👌

[@laurenhill9894]

He says the most rannnndom shit & I love it!!! 😂

[@saucce9334]

All of his old videos just popped out in my recommendation after his recent video

[@geancarlosegarra3193]

Same😂

[@bernardp.1299]

“THE FIST!!”... it means you need to get fisted as a punishment 😂

[@zeeraz2031]

This makes me feel happy about me playing Kingdom hearts

[@xbolt678]

A truly magical film 👌

[@crazyhannahcreations9806]

Hahaha omg these are a joy to watch XD I love these rage moments, they crack me up!!

[@tyrellbrown6262]

U know the medal lottery system in Union X is still bull in 2019, it's better but, still bull.

[@haveagoodday7021]

Tyrell Brown That's gacha games for you

[@tyrellbrown6262]

@@haveagoodday7021 True that

[@DisneyGameKH]

I only miss the Lingering Will fight and then it's perfect.

[@gigablast4129]

suffering is the best comedy

[@lucasb326]

16:05 we both have the same shirt

[@lucasb326]

I got the shirt at hot topic

[@backstoryben]

The years of Cynical before I found him. 👀 What an experience.

[@donnierhodes7872]

GamersJoint "i jumped into the didlo stick"

[@blksheepramirez]

Bro how did you not include the Ursula battles? Especially the ones from Kingdom Hearts 1!

[@Aj_Gaming2427]

6:22

[@Aj_Gaming2427]

17:52 17:57

[@cookiemonstasharp9543]

Nothing was better than when you were playing those hyena's in Kh2 on critical. That had me in tears

[@kirbygod2790]

Proud mode xemnas is terrifying even with ultima weapon

[@skylerotis5033]

Your Bloodborne video is surprisingly one of my favorites, you should do more of those games if you want to take a break from KH.

[@Mew_Stor]

Ultimate slash emotes yep that is Sephy

[@abdoplays9317]

Sora:Gaaah Me:FUCK

[@TheDeathNoteNear]

15:52 most questionable thing I've seen in a while tbh.

[@yulia_kana]

10:39 omg why

[@jbcatz5]

This is rage form for real.

[@nicoflight3982]

Vanish rage fade....

[@1989JROG]

I’m literally just dying laughing 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@yaoiotaku7]

*dies* Jared: "Lol I'm so random!-The penguin is the king of taco-land!! haha oops sorry, i'm just so random sometimes lol TAcOs!! xD"

[@parttimelazy4593]

"Roll 5 times for a guaranteed Ansem." Yep, I did that without paying a cent, wasn't as bad as it sounded.

[@2_dah_]

Yes, yes, and YES. Thanks Cynical for making these again! 💫💖

[@DnVFMVs]

i never knew spider has nipples...

[@Trashley652]

STOP FISTING SORA

[@yulia_kana]

4:27 and 6:22 were the freakin best 😂😂😂

[@Keyblademaster_Koloss]

I'd like to see you play Cuphead this game is actually made to be making people rage :D

[@KingKaws991]

3:25 I raged quite a lot

[@endlesseclipse6505]

12:48 Perfect timing XD

[@ninjapotatolorf6237]

The return of Toilet Paper Boi!

[@sonoxas7176]

6:22 😂😂😂

[@RiniverseVODs]

Rage o'clock has arrived!

[@Partypaule1000]

Is there a playthrough of your bloodborne online?

[@Thundersphire78]

I remember when Jared shaved his eyebrows! Lol those were the days!

[@lanepalmer]

Love your reactions

[@Dukhprod]

Its so weird to say but this giving some hardcore nostalgia feels

[@melly990]

does anyone know if there's a playlist or videos for where he played kh2 and kh1 at super speed? i can't seem to find them

[@FrancisL4D]

Cant wait for the rage awakening Our boy will get while playing kh4 on critical mode.

[@KingArthur101]

I felt the Crash Team Racing one the most lol

[@khfan4life365]

The dying montage made me laugh so hard. 🤣

[@TBoxKing]

Ahh what pleasant memories

[@AubreyTheKing]

Cynical: 15:15 Papa Nomura: Am I a joke to you?

[@BB0YThomas]

Why we love jared:

[@m-g-b513]

one of these days.. he gonna rip the space apart and teleport himself to where sora is, then give him the good slap....... annd i don't even know what am i typing :))

[@KingdomKey-ik4xk]

Probably what Jared would say. 😂 Only the true Jaredism Masters would know what they're saying (or not know, either way).

[@AceZeroBalance]

“Cynical Dying Montage” What was I watching before lol?