The person reading this will probably become Keyblade Master before Sora does
@thenamelesshammer86335 жыл бұрын
You're damn right I will
@cjiw20445 жыл бұрын
cool i have always wanted to be a Keyblade wielder do i also have good chances of visiting a fictional world also?
@kadengotcher14485 жыл бұрын
Sweet.
@christianwhite72945 жыл бұрын
Hear me out, to me he already is. Whenever xehanort gave him the x-blade, he was like very well done. Like he passed his mark of mastery. Not to mention he'd learned the power of waking, and had saved everyone including mickey, riku, and aqua (masters)
@cjiw20445 жыл бұрын
@@christianwhite7294 nah mate we haven't been told he is a master so he still ain't. IMPLICATIONS DON'T COUNT
@Deen1Dunya5 жыл бұрын
"Cover me in noodles and wake me up when September ends" LOL who even thinks of this stuff
@perkilatorxiii51795 жыл бұрын
Only Cynical, folks.
@weirdwisteria_89644 жыл бұрын
Lord Turkey Nipple everybody!
@KingdomKey-ik4xk3 жыл бұрын
Big chicken combo with a Big Mac on the side!
@chilomine8392 жыл бұрын
Rage makes you creative.
@Chaosmarauder10 ай бұрын
@@chilomine839this is true. I once got so angry at a game that i said something about striking the bass with a spoon
@Rople505 жыл бұрын
Nice to see clips from old videos after a long while.
@Ali__75 жыл бұрын
3:15 that aged well In kh3 lol
@bewilde_5 жыл бұрын
This could also be titled: A Comprehensive Collection of Jaredisms
@ReptilianTeaDrinker5 жыл бұрын
I like that title even more!
@quinnhouk53695 жыл бұрын
Bewilde love it
@caifabe80505 жыл бұрын
"Mayonnaise and grapes are a really bad decision, like that shit just doesn't mix." -Cynical 2k17
@lekiscool5 жыл бұрын
OMG I never thought of what your parents thought you were yelling. XD I forgot about the no eyebrows.
@LeonardoDaVinci_14525 жыл бұрын
"Anger and hate are supreme"
@maskedranger82825 жыл бұрын
Love and Joy are infinite!
@tsukurikata7744 жыл бұрын
"We shall go together"
@toysouldier15 жыл бұрын
I don't normally laugh at random nonsense, but "imbued with the power of mustard" made my day.
@KingdomKey-ik4xk3 жыл бұрын
14:07 "Big chicken combo with a Big Mac on the side." 😂 That face at 10:39, though.
@dakotaflinn43095 жыл бұрын
That moment you realize that you’ve watched the streams, the clips uploaded to KZbin and then you watch them all for the third time in a compilation but you still enjoy it :)
@dazedhyperion5 жыл бұрын
Why do you reference food when your mad lmao (don't stop it's great)
@veryhelpfulgroblin45295 жыл бұрын
VeryGoodKip he’s done this for years
@dazedhyperion5 жыл бұрын
@@veryhelpfulgroblin4529 i know lol i just never knew why
@dazedhyperion5 жыл бұрын
@@veryhelpfulgroblin4529 nothing will ever beat the time when his game froze after his fight with giant ursula lmao
@arushiramesh63295 жыл бұрын
VeryGoodKip straight up that was gold 😂
@kaysfamily18425 жыл бұрын
If this was a Try not to laugh challenge I sure as hell lost 😂
@introvertednerd02525 жыл бұрын
Same
@amberanime5 жыл бұрын
My favorite rage moments where with Ursula and Ansem/Riku both of KH and neither in this vid. I felt so bad for you when the game froze after you beat Ursula though.
@maskedranger82825 жыл бұрын
They are in the previous ragetage though!
@dazedhyperion4 жыл бұрын
Dies* Jared: *YOU GOT LIKE PICKLES, CHIPS, CHEESE-*
@Ash.Idol.Project5 жыл бұрын
I remember showing my friend the first rage compilation when we were in 8th grade. Now here I am in my senior year of high school and the second rage comp has arrived. Thanks for giving me some of the best laughs during some of the roughest times in my life :)
@manel67065 жыл бұрын
Thanks for the compilation, almost had forgot about the time you shaved your eybrows. BTW: How's the HD save file going?
@manel67065 жыл бұрын
@Inbar Shemesh i forget things easily just as i almost forgot the legoblade. But i can remember them just as easily if someone says something remotely close.
@Kamui38214 жыл бұрын
You guys remember Go-gurts? The little yogurts in like, the long pac- THAT'S A VORTEX!
@AceZeroBalance3 жыл бұрын
Imagine he makes another rage compilation right now *it’ll basically be all of his Yozora attempts*
@psyiax32384 жыл бұрын
3:15 lingering wills keyblade in a nutshell
@PropellerTails5 жыл бұрын
Basically this is the ultimate rage tage 2. If you’re a long time viewer and subscriber you’ll understand the joke :)
@mastertjt565 жыл бұрын
Holy shit biscuits on toes 😄😄😄
@brettbrat16 Жыл бұрын
Jared, this is my humble request for another rage compilation, there have been so many moments and I always come back to these for a good laugh and to remember the good old days
@mariosonic987pac-hero42 жыл бұрын
How it feels to not have Second Chance (all because you pick the sword or wand and not the shield to get it early) + Once More. Had that experience before so your rage is justifiable.
@789Goku5 жыл бұрын
Loved the intro you did in the video. As always love your content since it brightens up my day. Good luck with your current career path.
@garbagepeasant34375 жыл бұрын
Cynical's mum always wondering where the damn milks gone
@jaredliebergen11795 жыл бұрын
My favorite is you vs. 1000 heartless. I still watch it when I need a good laugh.
@introvertednerd02525 жыл бұрын
I remember watching it and someone knocked on the door only to hear him shout bacon. I laughed so hard
@NoirLilbomber5 жыл бұрын
Video games may not cause violence but they will make you angrier than a Turkey who is about to be cooked for thanksgiving
@michaelxiiith50095 жыл бұрын
6:19 best one ever Roxas fight aka time machine
@dannyyounger50115 жыл бұрын
1:52 dragon Ball xenoverse 2 colorized
@reidpattis94785 жыл бұрын
By the time he moves away from Kingdom Hearts, KH 4 will be released. :D
@timekeeper25385 жыл бұрын
No, there were other games in there.......
@TheDragonsPit2 жыл бұрын
You know its old when he's playing KH2 Final Mix EMULATED with the fansub command menu and everything.
@Vencent916115 жыл бұрын
We need more of these 😂. This made my Labor Day amazing. Thank you
@havokwonder12125 жыл бұрын
Yessss nothing like a good old rage video!! I woke up kinds grumpy but this totally helped haha
@K3NB0T5 жыл бұрын
20 Minutes of Moose Goose master burning the seasoned turkey? OH baby where's the popcorn.
@hakimdhaou Жыл бұрын
I love these Rage-Videos. REALLY. There is nothing better than Cynical loosing his Mind by Rage.
@caifabe80505 жыл бұрын
14:03 just gonna leave that right there
@martial_matt5 жыл бұрын
Xemnas and those hot topic tribal energy thingys are tough hahaha
@JamesDavis-nu5lx5 жыл бұрын
Your rages are so freaking hilarious and entertaining! Also hey Cynical how ya doin old sport I’m not new to the channel but I love your Kingdom Hearts videos!
@odish505 жыл бұрын
The fact that Hynea Critical Mode from 2015 wasn’t on here is crazy too me. Along with the lingering nutsack.
@DerpedGamer5 жыл бұрын
I feel the rage for KH for sure. Died to so many of the same fights dozens of times. Oh well, all's fair in love and war I guess '-'
@zeeraz20315 жыл бұрын
This makes me feel happy about me playing Kingdom hearts
@timgroskopf50695 жыл бұрын
I am crying because I can't stop laughing. Love it dude 👌
@angelkurocarter6385 жыл бұрын
I needed this laugh today Cynical..thank you my dude
@biancaarmstrong50975 жыл бұрын
The salt has been poured to the max. *I'm gonna have the same problem playing KH2 on critical mode like you did.*
@alialatrach97885 жыл бұрын
A non related KH video and does include KH footage. 👌👌
@burritowyrm65305 жыл бұрын
you could call it /_\RAGE FORM
@fizzie6902 Жыл бұрын
Seriously I thought it was just me but Xemnas's "We shall go together" attack is broken in 2.5.
@saucce93344 жыл бұрын
All of his old videos just popped out in my recommendation after his recent video
@geancarlosegarra31934 жыл бұрын
Same😂
@Chilemex155 жыл бұрын
This comes out with perfect timing, I was just looking at some of your old raging clips the other day and I was hoping to get some more ♡
@C_Train745 жыл бұрын
I only sub’d last year, so I appreciate a rage recap.
@tyrellbrown62625 жыл бұрын
U know the medal lottery system in Union X is still bull in 2019, it's better but, still bull.
@haveagoodday70215 жыл бұрын
Tyrell Brown That's gacha games for you
@tyrellbrown62625 жыл бұрын
@@haveagoodday7021 True that
@ur_x_luck5 жыл бұрын
This is the absolute best video you have made.
@laurenhill98944 жыл бұрын
He says the most rannnndom shit & I love it!!! 😂
@crazyhannahcreations98065 жыл бұрын
Hahaha omg these are a joy to watch XD I love these rage moments, they crack me up!!
@thebalck34845 жыл бұрын
Ah yes, now this is the shit i subbed for. Good ole turkey buttered wet noodle slapping action.
@DisneyGameKH3 жыл бұрын
I only miss the Lingering Will fight and then it's perfect.
@xbolt6785 жыл бұрын
A truly magical film 👌
@gigablast41295 жыл бұрын
suffering is the best comedy
@cookiemonstasharp95435 жыл бұрын
Nothing was better than when you were playing those hyena's in Kh2 on critical. That had me in tears
@blksheepramirez5 жыл бұрын
Bro how did you not include the Ursula battles? Especially the ones from Kingdom Hearts 1!
@backstoryben5 жыл бұрын
The years of Cynical before I found him. 👀 What an experience.
@ReptilianTeaDrinker5 жыл бұрын
Jared became a keyblade master before Sora did, I'm-
@kirbygod27904 жыл бұрын
Proud mode xemnas is terrifying even with ultima weapon
@skylerotis50335 жыл бұрын
Your Bloodborne video is surprisingly one of my favorites, you should do more of those games if you want to take a break from KH.
@Keyblademaster_Koloss5 жыл бұрын
I'd like to see you play Cuphead this game is actually made to be making people rage :D
@2_dah_5 жыл бұрын
Yes, yes, and YES. Thanks Cynical for making these again! 💫💖
@donnierhodes78725 жыл бұрын
GamersJoint "i jumped into the didlo stick"
@bernardp.12995 жыл бұрын
“THE FIST!!”... it means you need to get fisted as a punishment 😂
@parttimelazy45933 жыл бұрын
"Roll 5 times for a guaranteed Ansem." Yep, I did that without paying a cent, wasn't as bad as it sounded.
@Dukhprod5 жыл бұрын
Its so weird to say but this giving some hardcore nostalgia feels
@Mew_Stor5 жыл бұрын
Ultimate slash emotes yep that is Sephy
@khfan4life3653 жыл бұрын
The dying montage made me laugh so hard. 🤣
@yaoiotaku75 жыл бұрын
*dies* Jared: "Lol I'm so random!-The penguin is the king of taco-land!! haha oops sorry, i'm just so random sometimes lol TAcOs!! xD"
@jbcatz55 жыл бұрын
This is rage form for real.
@1989JROG5 жыл бұрын
I’m literally just dying laughing 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@lucasb3264 жыл бұрын
16:05 we both have the same shirt
@lucasb3264 жыл бұрын
I got the shirt at hot topic
@RiniverseVODs5 жыл бұрын
Rage o'clock has arrived!
@KingArthur1015 жыл бұрын
I felt the Crash Team Racing one the most lol
@Thundersphire785 жыл бұрын
I remember when Jared shaved his eyebrows! Lol those were the days!
@FrancisL4D10 ай бұрын
Cant wait for the rage awakening Our boy will get while playing kh4 on critical mode.
@nicoflight39825 жыл бұрын
Vanish rage fade....
@lanepalmer5 жыл бұрын
Love your reactions
@yulia_kana5 жыл бұрын
10:39 omg why
@Uknown2915 жыл бұрын
Lmao this made my day love you dude XD
@castle32672 жыл бұрын
I remember Go-Gurts... nostalgia
@Aege.5 жыл бұрын
Came here as soon as I got the notification
@SakuraAmy12935 жыл бұрын
This was a fun ride 😂
@jbcatz55 жыл бұрын
I can see you went to the Homer Simpson school of backyard item bashing. Maybe you made modern art.
@endlesseclipse65055 жыл бұрын
12:48 Perfect timing XD
@shadowridin9133 жыл бұрын
Insert entire rkiu from kh1 part 2 rage video
@m-g-b5135 жыл бұрын
one of these days.. he gonna rip the space apart and teleport himself to where sora is, then give him the good slap....... annd i don't even know what am i typing :))
@KingdomKey-ik4xk3 жыл бұрын
Probably what Jared would say. 😂 Only the true Jaredism Masters would know what they're saying (or not know, either way).
@AceZeroBalance3 жыл бұрын
“Cynical Dying Montage” What was I watching before lol?
@AubreyTheKing5 жыл бұрын
Cynical: 15:15 Papa Nomura: Am I a joke to you?
@tjskeyblade5 жыл бұрын
I like your argy compilation video
@melly99011 ай бұрын
does anyone know if there's a playlist or videos for where he played kh2 and kh1 at super speed? i can't seem to find them
@TBoxKing5 жыл бұрын
Ahh what pleasant memories
@pizzavictory1134 жыл бұрын
I found out in recent Replays of KH2 It’s a good idea To span dark firaga At The xemnes Clone
@yulia_kana5 жыл бұрын
4:27 and 6:22 were the freakin best 😂😂😂
@ShiroFantasy5 жыл бұрын
Angry/Rage Cynical is best Cynical!
@lucasthorsen84055 жыл бұрын
we would like a ''happy'' compilation too ahahahahah