A Very Scottish ASMR Eye Exam (Soft-Spoken and Daft)

[@QuaintASMR]

Oi mate, I cannae see whit yer daein hier! Am saying, mah eyes water horrendously when I'm oot and aboot in oor Scottish waither. Whit am supposed to do? Wear googles??? :D:D:D

[@ASMRMuzz]

See that coz ye bought an eye fae the dafties in Sighthill. dinnae dae that again, aywiz get yur eyebaws fae yours truly, or yer definitely wearing goggles coz they yin's dinnae last

[@QuaintASMR]

@@ASMRMuzz Duh! A never go tae Sighthill :D

[@ASMRMuzz]

100% dodgy. Almost as bad as Wester Hailes. No as bad as Fife mind you, but pretty bad aw the same.

[@__vx3]

Sometimes I feel like Chinese is easier to understand than Scottish English. I don't speak Chinese.

[@rhys__piece]

your soft-spoken voice is *so* good. it's so hard to find good soft-spoken asmr videos honestly but this is definitely one

[@yenny-jenny8799]

FINALLY I had time to watch this undisturbed and with full focus. I really love how you're simply a master in "being dodgy af in the most reassuring way while acting like everything is TOTALLY fine and normal and NOT completely shady." 😂 Really enjoyed how things got shadier and absurder with every sentence! 😂😂👏

[@ASMRMuzz]

Definitely one of the shadiest ones yet hahah

[@craigsykes6199]

Yes, this eye that I got from Stevie lasted a long time. I would like a new eye with no wee hairs on it please.

[@ASMRMuzz]

Hairs are good protein. Also gives the eye character

[@askilgg]

@@ASMRMuzz have enough hair on me head, dont need any on me eyes. You mind helpin out?

[@Kyarius]

"Bargain basement second-hand eyes" is such a simultaneously beautiful and awful phrase.

[@ASMRMuzz]

Isn't it?! 👍

[@giinganiinja]

My late Grandmum McMillan was from Scotland. This was great asmr and somewhat nostalgic for me. I remember her doing my makeup 100's of times as a child. Up close speaking softly... The soft Scottish accent is by far my "comfort food" of accents/ASMR. Thank you for the quality content.

[@RangeGleasry]

Tingles AND giggles in the first 70 seconds SIS I WISH THIS WAS AN HOUR LONG

[@ASMRMuzz]

Ohhhh, so you're saying I should make an hour long version right?

[@RangeGleasry]

@@ASMRMuzz ya. Yes. Third-eye eye exam that maybe requires some extra work because it hasn’t been opened yet. Dunno wha I am saying mayn is that a good idea? Who can say.

[@ASMRMuzz]

Sounds amazing. A third 👁️ in ya forehead. Maybe I like need to polish it and tease it out but it takes an hour

[@RangeGleasry]

@@ASMRMuzz 100/100 yes please

[@joannecurrey860]

Great to have you back, you’ve been missed by many!

[@George_Davies]

Bloody classic. The sequel I didn't know I needed!

[@alyserendipity]

I have an eye exam tomorrow, and I’m a little concerned this guy might show up 😂 In the very least, I’ll be ticked if he doesn’t call my eyes “dodgy”!

[@ASMRMuzz]

Good luck mate! I'm sure it won't be anywhere near as professional as this one, but I'm sure it'll do

[@dimpleza]

Dodgy eyeball- ... Thank you for this forensic analysis and precise diagnosis.

[@M3h3ndr3]

The spacial audio is really great, could really hear you moving around with closed eyes and the scottish accent is amazing. Guess there is more to scottish people than threats and sheep after all :D sub

[@ASMRMuzz]

I have elevated your perception of Scottish people with one single video!

[@peppercherrybomb]

I'm so glad you're back. We may be small, but we're a loyal group of followers.

[@ASMRMuzz]

You rule Pepper!!

[@TheBoshy]

I love the dodgy stuff. Very good

[@BlytheWorld1972]

i LOVE YOUR VIDEOS LOVE THE VOICE TOO promise to comment & like more often :)

[@richardstarkey6065]

This was priceless, I’m sorry, but I found myself chuckling all the way through. I feel I’m now full conversant in all aspects of refurbished eyes and I guess the key is to watch out for ‘high blink’ eyes which could cause issues later due to poor maintenance and of course colour issues. Incidentally, caught the reference to ‘Council Juice’ or ‘Council Pop’ as we call it which made me smile as I’ve not heard anyone mention tap water that way for quite some time. Great video, thanks for sharing and have a good week.🙂👍

[@ASMRMuzz]

Ah, you noticed the council juice ! Magic. Glad ya liked the vid mate.

[@GaryTheGray]

(Slaps $47 on the table) "Let's do this!!"

[@ASMRMuzz]

My man wants the professional job done right!

[@askilgg]

Have a two’oclock appointment tomorrow actually, probably means it’ll go like this then eh

[@ASMRMuzz]

Good luck!!!

[@introvertedfox6826]

Based on how blurry the background is i definitely think I was ripped off

[@geneviaia]

we were definitely ripped off

[@hyperion3145]

Indeed, your eye was ripped off

[@saucyjack9416]

Stevie didn't even have table salt for my fuckin eye

[@hyperion3145]

Fucking hairs and everything

[@ASMRMuzz]

Unreal isn't it

[@rosecaitgordon5137]

Giggles the whole way through😂. Snoozing with a smile.

[@blueseptember314]

It was just a refurbished glass marble, not an eye.

[@nannybannany]

Is that medical grade food coloring? Or are we tinting my eye and baking cupcakes right after? xD The blue should actually tint the white bits of my eye, too (whatever it is in fact called).

[@ASMRMuzz]

Dollar store food colouring I'm afraid. I get it in bulk.

[@mariahsantistevan784]

Tell me why I searched up gelatinous orb when you told me to 😂. Also I’m a little concerned about the price, I know I’ll be paying the extra $47 but how much will I have to spend all together?

[@ASMRMuzz]

The final is invoice is on its way via UPS and they'll also have an invoice for delivery of the invoice.

[@zzzcocopepe]

And daft. Lmao 😂

[@ClaireW-HippyHobbit]

let me guess. there's a problem with my left eye from Jimi?

[@ASMRMuzz]

Quite possibly. I think the warranty may have ran out.

[@nessalight8681]

You are my new favorite asmrtist and I have a huge crush on you. The end.

[@ASMRMuzz]

Omg ☺️

[@anaroskma]

Watched this video with a dopey sleepy smile. 😂 It was so calming but I couldn't wait to see how else it would escalate. 🫣

[@ASMRMuzz]

Glad to hear this Analia! 😁

[@obvio______3875]

where that subscriber count gone?

[@ASMRMuzz]

Oh I think I might have switched it off.

[@obvio______3875]

@@ASMRMuzz maybe it's a resurface of project muzz? Or a splinter group????

[@ASMRMuzz]

Heh heh, nah I think it was just me this time. I turned it back on, curious to see if it affects my sub growth if ppl can see it or not..

[@Craigy2818]

Muzz... Have you used a filter over yourself? Your skin looks airbrushed 😅

[@ASMRMuzz]

Aye, it's a 'diffuse' filter, to create a sort of mystical, fantasy like version of me. 👍

[@Craigy2818]

@@ASMRMuzz Hey, listen... You're already a fantasy 😜😂 hahaha

[@afriendlyfaceinthecrowd]

Brilliant!! Thank you Muzz for checking on my dodgy eye 👁 without warranty. Should’ve soaked it in Irn Bru first… 😂❤️‍🩹😂👁💧☝️