A Weirdly Poop-Focused Daily Dose Of Internet

[@bluexwings]

If it makes you feel any better, Skitten, horses move their tail out of the way when they poop. 😂 They use them to keep flies away so the hair being coated in poop wouldn't be to their advantage. It's not 100% perfect, but definitely not caked in poop.

[@vaporean_boylove.0w083]

That's how I know it's gonna parade horse shit

[@Anastas1786]

Artisans still make water whistles today. They come in a variety of sizes and prices, and I'm sure shipping isn't cheap whatever kind you pick, but they're out there, for sale online. I've never investigated a seller (never bought antiques or art of any kind online personally), but I figure it can't be _too_ hard if you're buying from someone with an actual online _storefront,_ not some rando on eBay or something. And really, if it _is_ hard to investigate the seller, that's probably your first clue. Then there's the simplest alternative of doing things the _hard_ way: Take up pottery, maybe even go to Peru/Ecuador/Chile to see the masters work, fire replica after replica until you finally make one that works.

[@wereduck392]

*That poor cat lady DEFINITELY caught "CATVID" from that feline's rapid-fire sneezing. 😆 *The Checkers/Rally's franchise has started doing this and when I ordered something THAT WAS on the menu, the AI said: "We don't have that." Even after I repeated it...then reworded it...it STILL said it! But when I just drove up to the window, the ppl actually can hear me and gave the right order. VERY frustarting. *I FEEL YOU, Skitten! The talk-to-text be doing the most!

[@appleglassjuice11]

Rodents in particular are one of the cleanest animals, and will spend literal hours everyday cleaning themselves, including their bums. Sure, they use their tongues, but the bacteria of it goes away when they drink and eat. Plus their germs are different than ours and doesn't effect us much at all. Also, majority of animals clean their bums. Animals groom themselves and clean themselves, plus shit is the least of their worries when you don't have a roof over your head and having to survive in the wild. They clean themselves in waters, groom themselves, or have other animals clean for them. Also human shit is definitely one of the worst animal shits in the world. Rodent poop is literally nothing in terms of the bacteria in human feces, so really, humans are grosser in that aspect compared to most animals.

[@reyrex4938]

Their germs don’t affect us much? Did I hear about the Black Plague wrong? A lot of animals that aren’t canine, feline, or ape can’t even reach their own ass so that thing about them cleaning it is false, they don’t tend to have things in the way of the hole besides their tail and they just let that stuff fall, go on about their day; and if there is a reason to where it wouldn’t come out the normal way and ends up on them they’d tend to let it dry and it’ll get brushed off eventually. And our crap is more processed (as in there is less useful nutrients left in it)than other animals so there is just bound to be more actual waste in our waste percentage wise than say compared to wild animals which sometimes eat the crap to not waste what could be used again, not there is much room for high ground with shit

[@appleglassjuice11]

@@reyrex4938 Rats spreading the death plague has been proven false so many times, it simply boggles my mind when people still believe that shit. The fleas that were actually caring the disease spread ita on to rats and other animals. Humans are the number one cause to the black plague, not rats. No animal spread the plague more than humans. Also, the black plague was centuries ago, human conditions were far worse than a rats. If rats were able to get rid of the fleas and parasites, no one would even think they had anything wrong with them. There's also no way you're arguing to me, someone who has had pet rodents for most of their life, that they're unable to "reach their own ass". There is no way that you've straight up never seen a hamster, rat, mouse, etc clean themselves before, and you're arguing to me about it. This is not an argument, you're just incorrect. The only exception I can think of are guinea pigs with their pee, but they're social animals and will clean each other up, as I've said that animals do. It doesn't matter what we eat, human waste is generally more toxic compared to other animals. Honestly the comparison to shit isn't even that important, feces is really only a problem unless there's a large quantity of it.

[@reyrex4938]

@@appleglassjuice11 wasn’t saying rodents and pests where the main animals that spread the plague but they did have a role in starting it. And apparently we had different ideas on what animals can clean themselves like that. You where thinking small scale like mice, weasels, rats, etc; which hadn’t even crossed my mind because I was thinking larger scale like cows, pigs, deer, zebra, etc which cannot do for themselves in that way. I apologize for my exclusion which led to confusion

[@DamiesEvilTwin]

Don't rodents also just eat their own poop?

[@SandjyLima]

And then in Sweden, teachers are weirded out if you call the "Teacher" or "Miss Surname". They like to be called by their first name

[@Patelasaur]

People just love going up to disabled people and start talking bullshit. I was once approached by some dude in a store saying I was going too fast with my wheelchair when I was going my normal speed I'm at daily. And don't even get me started about people trying to push my wheelchair trying to "help" without asking

[@kilgoretrout3966]

Notice also, when you're in a crowded area, no one ever gives you the right of way. They walk right in front of you, as if you will expect that, and not bump them. Never had someone try to push mine, but I've had people give me dirty looks for riding my chair.Maybe a retractable lance is the answer. 🤣

[@LighthawkTenchi]

I’m not the only one who heard Skitten call a penguin a pigeon, right? I mean, they’re both birds whose names start with the same letter, and I’ve seen her randomly call something by a different name, so she’s getting closer

[@Slavaboo1]

Something I've read before is that humans need to wipe as a consequence of us standing on two legs. Animals that are on four legs don't have their butt cheeks squashed together blocking the exit, so they don't get as messy back there.

[@Mr.Dotson]

That and relative to other animals, humans have big butts, which turns the exit into a hallway rather than a door.

[@bus6292]

That dolphin was trying to lure the seagull close enough to snatch and eat it and the seagull well knew it, lol

[@rod_got_game]

Why is skittens immediate response when her mind is blown to just say bitch

[@FluffyWoWNerd]

60% of the times that's mine too.

[@daisyjoy242]

@@FluffyWoWNerd me too

[@justingraves8649]

Internet? I want my daily dose of Skitten💯💗💗💗

[@Zeke4744]

Come get this man, Chavezz!

[@YeetYeet-vj8vl]

#11:56 I just...... I just believe that if people were less negotiable and less likely to deal with other peoples bullsh*t, karens and kens wouldn't exist anymore because they would either learn the hard way or would just go extinct.

[@jat9926]

My favorite was the cat sneeze just because of y’all a reaction lol

[@SublimeNotions]

Ive never seen a couple where both the guy and the girl had the same hair. Now I have.

[@reyrex4938]

Chavez I hate to inform you the business goose does not crap in pellets. In fact it’s worse than normal bird poop, you ever see spiderman shoot a web? It’s liquid-y with that intensity but it stays in a straight line until it hits something(sometimes another penguin in the face)

[@TnT_F0X]

12:12 ah, a male Karen in the wild.

[@venomtheallmighty69]

5:34 you see the "pigeon"

[@QuikVidGuy]

Brandon was definitely playing it up, but Melissa was ready to unpack a SCHEME

[@justingraves8649]

🐧: I hate my life

[@NocnaGlizda]

19:00 - Such things have existed for 30 years. Wow.

[@annastaisahayes9682]

Those drive thrus would not understand deep accents or slang I just know it this is why you don't just machines with shit.

[@SFBL1]

got me over here looking up penguin poop....FML ETA: It is NOT pellets.

[@oaajbs]

No, it is more a bright white firehose spray.

[@darrylferguson3622]

Sounds like the documentary hit you guys with a plot twist Edit: Find out how to make replicas, i guess

[@taronkendall203]

I was drinking water when the cat started sneezing i spit it out when skitten screamed

[@Crazy52]

you can always 3D print the water whistle stuff

[@rosenrot234]

I think that penguin was just molting. If I recall when they molt it all pretty much falls off so they look all scrungly like that

[@mcknightsnow]

Horses raise their tail to poop they don’t like poop tails

[@Zilch.0]

12:30 Ah yes, the male Karen -Also know as a 'Ken'.

[@ethanhenery1581]

The penguin reminded me of when Stewie fell out of Chrises stomach.

[@hyuugaclanmember]

I heard somewhere that male otters will hold baby otters under water to get food from the mom.

[@tazm2480]

11:19 GET ME THIS TEACHER I WANNA BE HER STUDENT!? even thought im 22

[@sunshinelavender5889]

Hi Skitten. Hope you and hubby Chavezz are having a good Black History month. love y’all videos🙂

[@Merilirem]

Should we start calling you Scatten?

[@thesenate4815]

im peruvian, trust, me, incans wont mind you having those

[@kilgoretrout3966]

Horses lift their tails to shit, and it comes out in clods, so it doesn't poop sloppily.

[@alucardbloodream2013]

Well at this moment I'm making sugar cookies

[@the_linguist_ll]

I might be able to hook you up with a water whistle through a contact. He's a linguist who works with indigenous people of the Andes to document and study their languages, and he when he's living there he gets a lot of gifts. Absolutely no promise though, but I can ask.

[@TnT_F0X]

Protein diets are WAY WORSE when it comes to poop. Meat digesting makes way worse smells than veggies digesting. And for the paper ruler thing, it's the air pressure holding the paper down, so all the air on top of the paper weighs more than the rubix cube.

[@XavierShade]

Video: Has muddy penguin walking around. Skitten: Do you ever think about the fact... Chavez: Jesus Christ Jesus Christ: O.O

[@JaxxVs]

they poop in pellets..however, those pellets turn to mountains and piss has no shape..its piss..

[@nicholasnguyen5181]

This is interesting. And nice XD

[@reyrex4938]

Skitten was kinda right about the horses, They ain’t as majestic as one may think. They’re cool and all but they really don’t care what you see them do I went on a horse riding excursion while in Jamaica once and it was okay, went on a path a bit into the jungle and everything was fine until we got to an area where they wanted the horses to swim through about 100 yards of the ocean . Now there are easily 60 horses on this tour and for some safety reason we had to cross in groups 1 group at a time, first group passes and there is just a trail of brown, lot of us just thought it was dirt until we started to see little(from that distance) brown balls in the water. Then they lead the second group through the exact same stretch of crap water. So apparently it was a set path (makes sense, it’s where they know it’s safe) but I’m not allowing myself to be touched by any of these forbidden meatballs so I come up with the idea to try and stand on the horses back. Luckily it kinda worked and I avoided slipping, the crap and, being wet with that water in general but it was more crouching than standing, like someone new to surfing and I doubt the horse enjoyed it. So yeah I’ve surfed a horse

[@Sir_Uncle_Ned]

Siri is not the best in voice to text. By a VERY long way. Get yourself one of those google/nest/whatever smart speakers and use those, you will quickly see just how many rings Google Assistant runs around siri. It's actually kind of terrifying just how accurate Google Assistant is.

[@SkittenSays]

I don't use Siri, lol, I have a Samsung

[@IkariNoi]

penguins poop constant diarrhea and on each other there's tons of videos of penguins pooping on other birds.

[@EchoCT1409]

Birds don’t urinate

[@ReeN1995]

Unsubbed after the colonizer bs that came after the actual shit talk. She really said that with no irony or sarcasm

[@kennedyhuff]

This is not an airport, you do not need to announce your departure

[@itsthelasttime13]

#BiscuitHo 💜💜💜

[@mdg2847]

14:50 on 0.25x and you're welcome 🤣

[@vaporean_boylove.0w083]

The sneezing came in so violent! So sudden! XD

[@lNKYBAT]

Can you too react to SCP4661 Sin city from the exploring series and things DR bright is not allowed to do from SCP illustrated

[@severalanimations3369]

He he he

[@Mare_Man]

It's really easy to not be a colonizer. You're a couple centuries too late to have that word apply to you.

[@samuelcrow4701]

I think yall should watch soddikens music videos they are very nice

[@kuitaranheatmorus9932]

Nice video

[@corym.m.3084]

I trust the robot more than an actual person at a fast food joint.

[@QuikVidGuy]

That base jump looks EXACTLY like a location in BOTW That's not as stupid as it sounds

[@DannyplrRyan]

Penguin excrament comes out at the same time in a white watery jet from the back so it doesn't get on them; but if that penguin fell in mud it is 99% positively covered in bodily waste.