A Whole HOUR Of My Best Jokes | Jimmy Carr

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Jimmy Carr

Jimmy Carr

Жыл бұрын

Here is a WHOLE HOUR of Jimmy's best jokes taken from the following stand-up specials.
Live
Stand Up
Comedian
In Concert
Telling Jokes
Making People Laugh
Being Funny
Laughing and Joking
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@susannemcallister
@susannemcallister Жыл бұрын
I only intended to catch a few jokes to lighten the night but Jimmy Carr is seriously addictive. The man is a comedy legend. It's his face that should be on the mask.😂
@CanuckTony
@CanuckTony Жыл бұрын
I know right?
@michaelmisanthrope
@michaelmisanthrope Жыл бұрын
Ditto. I ended up watching the full hour. Hey, there could be worst addictions.
@thetruthyoucantfight212
@thetruthyoucantfight212 Жыл бұрын
I can agree wth the last sentence, I didnt watch a second of the video but the picture of hes face was enough for me to click & comment here.
@jerryb216
@jerryb216 Жыл бұрын
Jimmy is my favorite kind of comic. He isn't just a shock comic he does it with a level of class that I don't see any where else. Kind of reminds me of the things I liked about George Carlin but completely a political
@nopefranks1154
@nopefranks1154 Жыл бұрын
​@@jerryb216 yes Jimmy looks posh but then his mouth starts moving.
@jojimbousagi5903
@jojimbousagi5903 Жыл бұрын
"... but I'm the other black comic. I haven't been on yet." 😭
@gregthompson3785
@gregthompson3785 Жыл бұрын
Brilliant comedian.Tells cleverly crafted jokes that are just that...jokes.
@ShannonJacobs0
@ShannonJacobs0 Жыл бұрын
Why so many offensive ads and BS propaganda from KZbin? Has the google somehow misplaced all that personal information they collected about me? No, I think the EVIL google is deliberately trying to offend me with those ads.
@D-C1
@D-C1 Жыл бұрын
unless your vicky🤣
@arcangle7444
@arcangle7444 Жыл бұрын
@@D-C1 xD
@AsherSkylark
@AsherSkylark 11 ай бұрын
it is brilliant. Thanks to top gear i was introduced to this man
@gregthompson3785
@gregthompson3785 10 ай бұрын
@@AsherSkylark Top gear is also brilliant!
@JG-vh1xc
@JG-vh1xc Жыл бұрын
Why is this man my comfort comedian
@markovmily6950
@markovmily6950 Жыл бұрын
That encapsulates it well
@marksandsmith6778
@marksandsmith6778 Жыл бұрын
You're overstressed
@reallystraightguy2716
@reallystraightguy2716 Жыл бұрын
Listen to The Ricky Gervais Show podcasts after listening to the XFM radio shows. Those are also quite comforting.
@danielh3719
@danielh3719 Жыл бұрын
Probably because your gay.
@user-pe1fb9ic5r
@user-pe1fb9ic5r Жыл бұрын
read his book xx
@myarmsrgone
@myarmsrgone Жыл бұрын
"My mum died of cancer" "...but it was funnier than this" That was gold
@charlidog2
@charlidog2 Жыл бұрын
The best heckle ever.
@themrpantsman1757
@themrpantsman1757 Жыл бұрын
we watched the video
@myarmsrgone
@myarmsrgone Жыл бұрын
@@themrpantsman1757 blind people certainly didn't watch it. They heard it though
@thebritishbushman8389
@thebritishbushman8389 7 ай бұрын
This needs to be released as an audio podcast. Listening to this at night with eyes closed is just awesomely funny.
@ZippyG
@ZippyG Ай бұрын
It’s all as albums on Spotify.
@jasonrahm9489
@jasonrahm9489 Жыл бұрын
Jimmy, you are a Legend. Never change man
@Kyanzes
@Kyanzes Жыл бұрын
Certainly his own league.
@movement2contact
@movement2contact Жыл бұрын
He changed many men 😶
@darkside5452
@darkside5452 Жыл бұрын
The thumbnail looks like he changed his face…
@allindbz
@allindbz 9 ай бұрын
The irony
@timfronimos459
@timfronimos459 Жыл бұрын
Comedy craftsmanship. Thank you Jimmy.
@HWPcville
@HWPcville Жыл бұрын
The gray hound dress killed me. We called them duck dresses. You could almost see the quack.
@paulkielty8385
@paulkielty8385 Жыл бұрын
Amazing that the Stephen Hawking letter was actually real and from it came a great friendship.
@carljansen3118
@carljansen3118 Жыл бұрын
This man needs a Knighthood for services to Comedy. Living legend 🤘🏻
@ShannonJacobs0
@ShannonJacobs0 Жыл бұрын
Why so many offensive ads and BS propaganda from KZbin? Has the google somehow misplaced all that personal information they collected about me? No, I think the EVIL google is deliberately trying to offend me with those ads.
@MrGrifft
@MrGrifft Жыл бұрын
I think he's evaded enough tax to be elligible.
@jondon3182
@jondon3182 Жыл бұрын
@@MrGrifft of course you'd say that when you only pay 10k a year tax on a low wage with no choice but to pay the tax anyway. How noble of you
@MrGrifft
@MrGrifft Жыл бұрын
​@@jondon3182 I feel I need to make it clear to you, that was a joke, there is some truth to it, that's part of what makes it funny. Do you need me to further deconstruct why it's funny? You seem to need the assistance. Or maybe you just want some attention, but don't have a sense of humor, so impotent rage is all you can resort to as women won't screw you despite your massive...wallet. And just to nip that in the bud... I make a lot more than £40k, govt contract work is pretty well paid in my sector.
@letters_from_paradise
@letters_from_paradise Жыл бұрын
@@MrGrifft Good on him. Evading tax is every man's right as a property holder. 😎
@direwolfen
@direwolfen Жыл бұрын
Bravo sir.. this made my night thank ya
@samueledwards9877
@samueledwards9877 Жыл бұрын
Absolutely brilliant as always. Can't wait to see you live when you tour Down Under next year!
@THEJR-of5tf
@THEJR-of5tf Жыл бұрын
Do you really find "JOKES" about sexually abused kids amusing???? You are as warped as he is. You are a disgrace.
@tomemery7890
@tomemery7890 Жыл бұрын
@@THEJR-of5tf that's not what he meant by "touring down under"
@spridle
@spridle Жыл бұрын
I wish Jimmy wrote sketches. I'd like to see some of his ideas.
@annakonda386
@annakonda386 Жыл бұрын
He is so awesome and he looks like a live manikin, just can't get enough of him.
@oldjcb
@oldjcb Жыл бұрын
Yup I watch Jimmy to fall asleep to every night 😁
@hecateswolf6007
@hecateswolf6007 Жыл бұрын
Me too 😴💤
@goldenpony822
@goldenpony822 Жыл бұрын
everytime i come back to the video I found the thumbnail to be so incredibly marvelous, I've been chuckling to it dozens of times solid, slowly trickling over the course of a few weeks, enjoying it bit by bit...
@officialcoachdanny8579
@officialcoachdanny8579 Жыл бұрын
This was fantastic, I have every live but it’s great to have a long compilation of them all 😁😁👍👍
@rodneymcmahan7957
@rodneymcmahan7957 9 ай бұрын
😅😅😅😅
@rodneymcmahan7957
@rodneymcmahan7957 9 ай бұрын
😢
@leviapplepie
@leviapplepie Жыл бұрын
Looking forward to having this man down in Southland, New Zealand next year!
@bflmpsvz870
@bflmpsvz870 Жыл бұрын
It was worth to learn English. Thank you Jimmy for your humour. :-)
@josephsalmonte4995
@josephsalmonte4995 Жыл бұрын
06:57 That woman's reaction 🤣
@michaelcooney7687
@michaelcooney7687 Жыл бұрын
Bloody brilliant. As always!!🤣🤣🤣😍😎
@carrigancooper9562
@carrigancooper9562 Жыл бұрын
Jimmy is the best man of comedy
@troyyoung3087
@troyyoung3087 Жыл бұрын
love you Jimmy,cant wait to see you in NZ 2023
@homenhungry4987
@homenhungry4987 Жыл бұрын
You're the best, Jimmy, the absolute best....
@jockmcque3018
@jockmcque3018 Жыл бұрын
My dad used to tell me a story of when my mum pulled that. Let me out of the car here. Let her out about a mile from home. She got home, make up running, freezing to the bone. He's in bed. Scotsmen what can you do
@movement2contact
@movement2contact Жыл бұрын
Huh....? 🤔
@gearjammer9328
@gearjammer9328 Жыл бұрын
Thanks so much for posting! made my day
@frankobarressi7919
@frankobarressi7919 Жыл бұрын
Can I just say, 10 out of 10 for sir Stephen Hawkins. A broken body but a heart and soul that more than makes up for it. God bless you sir.
@michaels4340
@michaels4340 Жыл бұрын
rest in peace Stephen Hawking
@robyourtime
@robyourtime Жыл бұрын
8 out of 10...
@frankobarressi7919
@frankobarressi7919 Жыл бұрын
@@robyourtime cats?
@movement2contact
@movement2contact Жыл бұрын
Stevie Hawkins? 🙄
@frankobarressi7919
@frankobarressi7919 Жыл бұрын
@@movement2contact Harris I meant.
@unknownshadow6462
@unknownshadow6462 Жыл бұрын
Jesus, he is hilarious, I’ve been religiously watching these shows for a while, and this is my kind of humour.
@That_Crazy_MetalHead
@That_Crazy_MetalHead Жыл бұрын
After watching this for awhile I was laughing like Jimmy 😂
@JervisGermane
@JervisGermane Жыл бұрын
Thank you for the upload from Mississippi, USA!
@MyKingDumb_
@MyKingDumb_ Жыл бұрын
@jimmycarr is a treasure to the universe.
@palashbhaumik4050
@palashbhaumik4050 Жыл бұрын
The transition at 46:14 caught me off guard XD
@LadyMelmo.
@LadyMelmo. Жыл бұрын
It doesn't matter how many times I hear some of these jokes, I will never not laugh. I managed to get tickets to see you on 13 February here in Canberra, Australia. Thanks for putting on the second show! I can not wait...
@granthoughton769
@granthoughton769 Жыл бұрын
"Blond lady" Vicky will never get old!
@smithyengs
@smithyengs Жыл бұрын
A whole hour Jimmy. Your spoiling us.
@jamesdeegan211
@jamesdeegan211 Жыл бұрын
Why is he so good. He must be the best. His DVD’s are so good
@movement2contact
@movement2contact Жыл бұрын
You haven't seen his floppies yet...
@jamesdeegan211
@jamesdeegan211 Жыл бұрын
@@movement2contact I already have mate haha
@movement2contact
@movement2contact Жыл бұрын
@@jamesdeegan211 🤭
@fozzsr
@fozzsr Жыл бұрын
Thanks buddy!
@joelb2297
@joelb2297 Жыл бұрын
I only skimmed this video, -then ended up watching the whole thing. Twice! You're FAF!
@hermi1-kenobi455
@hermi1-kenobi455 8 ай бұрын
It’s quite fun to watch these straight faced.
@drivingparadox
@drivingparadox Жыл бұрын
What I needed today, thank you
@RyzezCanadian
@RyzezCanadian Жыл бұрын
Can't wait to see you in Moncton in May!
@dancarson9982
@dancarson9982 Жыл бұрын
Love this guy!
@salvie4oe
@salvie4oe Жыл бұрын
Jimmy a legend all day every day
@mauricepageau5392
@mauricepageau5392 Жыл бұрын
Jimmy! Your the Master !
@erinbuzzetti6359
@erinbuzzetti6359 Жыл бұрын
This is hilarious!
@zzrhardy
@zzrhardy Жыл бұрын
Congrats on getting together an hour of your best jokes Jimmy. That must have been hard. 😉
@TuesdayShark
@TuesdayShark Жыл бұрын
Too many choices or too few?
@chrisP_wheats_and_raisins
@chrisP_wheats_and_raisins Жыл бұрын
In my opinion it goes like this. Dave, Jim, you and Bill
@georgecaplin9075
@georgecaplin9075 Жыл бұрын
No Louis?
@itaiitai8960
@itaiitai8960 10 ай бұрын
u and dave chapple are the last breed of comedian to say whatever they want and not be afraid , i like you man.
@slowraceultra
@slowraceultra Жыл бұрын
Legend. Thumbs up.
@dominicr1173
@dominicr1173 Жыл бұрын
Its amazing the most replayed bit is the last 60 seconds haha
@1970sSupertramp
@1970sSupertramp Жыл бұрын
Well that was excellent Jimmy.
@jcmurr2669
@jcmurr2669 Жыл бұрын
Omg! "big wheels and juice boxes"! Im still lauging
@christinlane6928
@christinlane6928 Жыл бұрын
Just bought tickets to see your show in halifax! Cant wait!
@rad4924
@rad4924 Жыл бұрын
This is just what I need right now
@swguygardner
@swguygardner Жыл бұрын
Wow, I whole hour of Frankie Boyle's jokes! :D
@jordan3rdd193
@jordan3rdd193 3 ай бұрын
This man is a legend
@klaytonargue
@klaytonargue Жыл бұрын
Great stuff
@rebeccafishmakeup7038
@rebeccafishmakeup7038 Жыл бұрын
Can't wait to see him in Manchester next month
@nineteen8486
@nineteen8486 Жыл бұрын
Great vid
@Blackdeathteal
@Blackdeathteal Жыл бұрын
Jimmy master class
@jamesheath7601
@jamesheath7601 Жыл бұрын
Great comedian Jimmy
@digichalk
@digichalk Жыл бұрын
Thanks Jimmy!
@HAVITOOSH
@HAVITOOSH Жыл бұрын
This is epic.
@solidale21
@solidale21 Жыл бұрын
I would love to have you come to the US again!
@TheJcjames1987
@TheJcjames1987 Жыл бұрын
Cheers Jim 👍
@TrickStxRz
@TrickStxRz Жыл бұрын
Cant wait until you upload some bits of your new show
@mikeblalock4116
@mikeblalock4116 Жыл бұрын
This is great
@eternyti
@eternyti Жыл бұрын
I want to send a letter to Jimmy to ask him to come over to play because I too have an obnoxious laugh.
@ctakitimu
@ctakitimu Жыл бұрын
This is interesting to see what Jimmy thinks are his best jokes over the ones that weren't chosen. A good insight into someone who tells jokes for a living. *edit* I once picked up a girl at a club and we went back to her place to bed. We were kissing and I was getting stubble rash from her face. Oh well, in for a penny.
@t_rex8767
@t_rex8767 Жыл бұрын
damn wish i was witty as a comedian, seems like a fun job
@notPeanut
@notPeanut Жыл бұрын
We have tickets to see Jimmy in Auckland NZ in a few weeks, it’s gonna be awesome
@mynameisPEEHS
@mynameisPEEHS Жыл бұрын
Noiiice
@TheGuiltsOfUs
@TheGuiltsOfUs Жыл бұрын
Madness! :D
@jacobhope6164
@jacobhope6164 Жыл бұрын
Brilliant!
@micstonemic696stone
@micstonemic696stone Жыл бұрын
I actually see the variety bus in my home town I had a little laugh to myself remembering your routine. I really wish that charity well.
@maureenwagg5305
@maureenwagg5305 Жыл бұрын
Ha ha haaaaah. Fave laugh ever.
@alwilldo
@alwilldo Жыл бұрын
Da iawn Jimmy!👍
@erinbuzzetti6359
@erinbuzzetti6359 Жыл бұрын
I f I didn’t speak English, your cantor would still have me in stitches!
@Mossyz.
@Mossyz. Жыл бұрын
Jimmy the King
@ShaneDubDj
@ShaneDubDj Жыл бұрын
He reminds me of the taxi robot from total recall
@kristinabelievesinfairies
@kristinabelievesinfairies Жыл бұрын
Haha caravan holidays 😂 We're so poor now my youngest has only ever known a tent 😂
@mattmason4700
@mattmason4700 Жыл бұрын
Hope ppl don't get offended by these words love a bit of Jimmy's comedy 🤣🤣
@DarkStormHero
@DarkStormHero Жыл бұрын
A whole hour huh Jimmy? some of this musta been stretched out haha. Just kidding haha you`re a legend.
@scarletbegonias2359
@scarletbegonias2359 Жыл бұрын
I love it
@omgandwtf1
@omgandwtf1 Жыл бұрын
Honestly his tattoo ideas are really tempting, maybe as a hena tattoo before going to the beach and being arrested for public indecency.
@channelname8623
@channelname8623 Жыл бұрын
16:30 xD loved it
@user-PK-23
@user-PK-23 Жыл бұрын
@ 4:06 is she sleeping 🤣🤣🤣
@AdzzieMac
@AdzzieMac Жыл бұрын
Jimmy will always be my favourite comedian, Ricky Gervais and Dave Chappelle are a close 2nd and 3rd. Bill Burr at 4th..
@whoarewe7515
@whoarewe7515 Жыл бұрын
Dave chappelle yes half baked.
@Oldheadhiphop
@Oldheadhiphop Жыл бұрын
Jimmy, Katt Williams, Chris Porter, Jeff ross
@whoarewe7515
@whoarewe7515 Жыл бұрын
Sean lock
@777guy5
@777guy5 Жыл бұрын
bro is the real life chandler lol
@THEHuntingChannel
@THEHuntingChannel Жыл бұрын
The funniest guy on KZbin, no doubt!
@zahramahamed6291
@zahramahamed6291 Жыл бұрын
Jimmy Carr looks like the love child of Dracula and the Easter bunny.
@MichaelKingsfordGray
@MichaelKingsfordGray Жыл бұрын
Your photo is not that flattering!
@CONEHEADDK
@CONEHEADDK Жыл бұрын
@@MichaelKingsfordGray But he probably didn't pay for that face...
@travisash8180
@travisash8180 Жыл бұрын
He's got plastic heart, plastic teeth and toes He's got plastic knees and a perfect plastic nose He's got plastic lips that hide his plastic teeth and gums And plastic legs that reach up to his plastic bum.
@earlgrey2130
@earlgrey2130 Жыл бұрын
Vampires fucking mythical creatures? How do you know my fetishes??
@mr.jazzbodkelsey58
@mr.jazzbodkelsey58 Жыл бұрын
Agreed
@georgefraser7143
@georgefraser7143 Жыл бұрын
An hour of his best jokes,, somebody's having a laugh.
@reallystraightguy2716
@reallystraightguy2716 Жыл бұрын
4:07 I love the sleeping lass in the bottom right. How exactly do you doze off during a Jimmy Carr show?
@martynchannel2983
@martynchannel2983 Жыл бұрын
Omg thats insane. He should of woke her up an heckled her.
@outseeker
@outseeker Жыл бұрын
i need 1hr of new goodies please sir, i could near recite your last decade of gigs XD luv ya :>
@RipZ_OW
@RipZ_OW Жыл бұрын
wholesome ending
@paulatreanor5566
@paulatreanor5566 9 ай бұрын
Hope to see him again soon.
@rainerwahnsinn3265
@rainerwahnsinn3265 Жыл бұрын
I already know them. Just here to like and leave a comment.
@Macapaka2
@Macapaka2 Жыл бұрын
You don’t have any best jokes, unless you class you face 😂
@TransdermalCelebrate
@TransdermalCelebrate Жыл бұрын
I had to walk out, my stomach was hurting, I’d of never made it home, if it wasn’t for lamp posts 😁❤️
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