Abandoned Flash Video - Company of Heroes - Opposing Pansies (2010)

Once upon a time I was a Flash animator and I had dreams of achieving more than just animating a bunch of Command & Conquer sprites (2007). Then reality struck me, fucked me over as hard as possible (around 2013, which is where I lost all my Flash Mojo). Some day I will randomly die and this stuff would never see the light of day. So instead of keeping it stored for all eternity, I've decided to upload what I made back when I still had something going in my life.
This is a flash video based on Relic Entertainment's Company of Heroes (before that entire company went down the shitter). The idea was to make a video game parody of ingame mechanics and scenarios, but other than a bunch of ideas, nothing really ever blossomed from this. There was also the problem of "tone". I completely fucked that part up. As you can see, this opening to the flashmovie was way too serious. Maybe it was supposed to be intentional, but it just DID NOT WORK (for something that's supposed to be funny). Also another major problem that I will never be able to fix and which I was aware of is that I suck complete ass at drawing human faces, and this prototype of a main character at the end could have never worked for anything. So this video could be more seen as a "proof of concept". It was too much work and you wouldn't believe how often flash crashed, because most of the stuff you see on the screen was a mix of backgrounds, vector graphics and Flash filter effects.
You'd bet your ass Flash 8 would crash even when playing it.