Instagram Jokes Compilation(Colorblindness, Cycle, Students) | Abhishek Upmanyu

[@SuperVratik]

Tanmay Bhat: “Students se Pange mat lo” Abhishek Upamanyu: “...Mai pange students se hi leta hu”

[@charizardsflame1167]

XD

[@vatsaman31]

Aaj khush toh bahut hoge tum. Dusre ki comment copy krne ke bavajud highlight hone ke baad, khush toh bahut hoge tum

[@sachinsinha1830]

tanmay bhat toh mauga hai sala

[@SuperVratik]

Aman Vats Mere bhai mera to koi copy karne ka intent nahi tha. But if still kisi aur ka comment same ya similar hai then Sorry. Credit leke mai comedian nahi bann jaunga 😂

[@alokbaluni8760]

@@vatsaman31 OMG call the police

[@harshdevpura2620]

Abhishek :- Papa mjhe colorblindness hai....kese theek hoga ? His Dad :- *Tum Subah Uth Ke Toh Dekho Yaar*

[@riddhisharda5660]

Hahah😂

[@sagarsk46]

Best 😂😂😂🤝

[@ramyasharma2847]

😂😂😂😂

[@chiragparjan]

Subah nhi ithoge to daant mei keede padh jayenge 😂😂

[@Bk-lj6mw]

😂😂😂😂😂😂👏😂😂😂😂

[@mayankkanik3425]

His way of delivering joke is funnier than the joke itself. Thats the thing which makes him outstanding

[@NishitSharmaJi]

I think every comedian does this

[@yashverma8278]

@@NishitSharmaJi he is decent not great. There are other comedians like anubhav who have better comic timing.

[@rajarshimahapatra]

Exactly

[@StupidComedians]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/Y4GahaJmZpxqpMk

[@simranjotsingh2514]

This is the talent bro 😎

[@rushi4756]

5:49 Andhe se toh upgrade hi hai!!!😂😂😂

[@mansisingh4144]

His Jokes + His Accent + His Expressions = A complete laughter package.

[@prashantvverma97]

He doesnt even try to make us laugh...so natural...just like a neighborhood friend...

[@bfsiinsights]

@@prashantvverma97 Exactly verma Saab😇😇😇

[@prashantvverma97]

@Tushar Madaan great😂job bro...

[@I_alok]

He's brilliant at his craft.

[@devanshsumariya]

@@prashantvverma97 this is what are the identity of original comedians

[@sukainasaeed7966]

"Yaad hai vo pal jab poora aik ghanta hanse thay" This must be said by his friend jo present mei nostalgia mei jee raha hai 😂😂😂

[@gaao_bc]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@drashutoshh]

Yahi baatein to baad me yaad aayengi

[@HindboyAdisa]

pls use hedphones before watching this kzbin.info/www/bejne/pWPInoeDj7uLgNk

[@akoiace]

Oo bhaiiiii😂😂

[@apurbachatterjee3310]

Best part of Abhishek Upmanyu is that he smiles after delivering his own jokes. He is amused

[@KunalBhor-te4jm]

Well I think u haven't seen Aakash mehta

[@adityajha8701]

abhishek+upmanyu

[@tanmaykodia5945]

Chakravyuh main joke kaun marraha tha bhai

[@sangitasingh6082]

Anubhav Singh bassi ka naam nhi suna kua

[@NB-Slayer]

Bhai mera ek rap h bharat desh ki situation k upper ...m likes k liye ni kh rha pr ek bar sunna chaiye apko reality based h 😉

[@smixsix3307]

As a colorblind person this is hilarious and relatable 😂

[@smixsix3307]

@@recreationwithsen4628 Haa bahut mixed reactions milte the he

[@nikhiljoshi2542]

Koi quota milta h kya isme?

[@smixsix3307]

@@nikhiljoshi2542 well mujhe tho aisa kuch nahi mila

[@Champ_Abhik]

i have sympathy for you 😂

[@emahinata4888]

Do you have any other difficulties being a colorblind person? Like except being confused with the colors. 🧐

[@navingupta4433]

In Italy: Dolphins returning to the shore🐬🐬 In India: Abhisek Upmanyu returning to You Tube😂♥️♥️🔥

[@thakurbhaskar6422]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/gIiqm5d5qbOZnNk

[@thesbcchannel8295]

Sorry for this cringe promo but I really wang to know if you liked this kzbin.info/www/bejne/qWazZoyelNWSsKc

[@Kartik_agarwal30]

He's a comedy legend. But only problem is that his videos come after a long gap. 🙌

[@rahulmeenarrr5709]

Instagram par follow karo jyda video vahi par aathe hai bro

[@HindboyAdisa]

pls use hedphones before watching this kzbin.info/www/bejne/pWPInoeDj7uLgNk

[@ranjha4319]

Good things take time

[@harshadpatel9936]

You are right. But actually woh shows jyada karte hai. Me bhi chahata Hoon ki unki jyada videos upload ho.

[@kunaljadhav2896]

Quality over quantity

[@royapita]

this video exist - my phones volume is like ⬆️⬇️⬆️⬇️⬆️⬇️⬆️

[@suryaprataprai5272]

Next time use headphones 😃

[@nisachar6881]

True

[@livehardordieeasy701]

Seriously bruh

[@MrMayank999]

check this out for some funny stuff... "Funny Work from Home in Lockdown" kzbin.info/www/bejne/joGbeoGAi9Z6jqs

[@nevilbiju91]

haan bhai

[@Emmitries]

"Bhaag ke dekho gir jaoge" oh my GOD🤣

[@Fah-n7p]

Usny haqeqat btae ap has rhy ho disable NH bhag skta waqae gir jae ga

[@kartikeygaharwar5475]

His trash jokes are better than 90% of the comedians.

[@jack-nb3wm]

99%

[@anishachakraborty5185]

Exactly!!

[@aalokdeshmukh1530]

Lol, same Comments😂😂

[@The561263]

Not true. He's a good comedian but there are others too.

[@pablochocobar6421]

@@The561263 lol what do you mean by good comedian......Abhishek is one of the best standup comedian in India......even according to me better than zakir khan.

[@connectingthedots1125]

This guy is like Haley's comet....

[@dishant504]

But this comment ain't like halley's comet. This doesn't come after 73 yrs. This comes literally every 73 seconds

[@sarathgopinath3096]

THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID

[@Vaish.001]

Worth Watching

[@Spiritbomb88]

Dishant Arora Your a funny man indeed

[@garryrajput789]

Aunty ke aankho me thuk dia was hilarious 😂😂

[@tarunasati2154]

If ayushmann khurana watches this video, he will make a movie out of color blindness😂

[@adityaagiwal7819]

Yes

[@dorygaming9410]

Bhai vo movie nahi banata

[@RAJVerma-yp2vd]

Bhai bilkul banana bhi chahiye taki logo ko or govt ko hmari problem smj aaye itni rat ko bhi jag rha hu kyoki m bs yhi search krta rhta hu medical course kiya usme bhi job nhi lgi

[@divyanshutanwar5665]

@@RAJVerma-yp2vd bhai it's sad yaar😟, par color blindness se job nahi lagi? Aisa hota hai kya? (Just asking)

[@RAJVerma-yp2vd]

@@divyanshutanwar5665 ha bhai mene khud medical course kiya h lakin ab dr sta rha h lakin m cheat kruga ager ho ski to kyoki court ne mbbs valo ko allow kr diya isme to muje kyo nhi

[@YourFoodIsBland]

8:36 Abhishek: isliye pange main students se leta hu Tanmay Bhat: students se pange mt lo

[@kinjalkhimesra3998]

The way this guy delivers every dialogue is gold. I bet if I meet him and he says something normal , I would still burst out laughing 😂

[@baldiola482]

Tum student hogi isliy 😂😂

[@TusharMaddyVines]

Me to Mom : Maa, Mujhe colorblindness hai! Mom: Aur Chalaaa phone!! Me - 0, Mom - 1

[@MKaur.]

😂😂😅

[@rahulvig5298]

Really (1)

[@beenaamr5681]

Hahahahaha

[@upadhyayurjit3091]

@@rahulvig5298 really (2)

[@suhanisharma8944]

Really🤣🤣

[@shaswatsingh6460]

“Ye jo sympathy nahi hain na aapke aankhon mein “ 😂

[@EngineeringThugLife]

If u dont mind so can u check my new competitive video and subscribe tooo

[@jashajain911]

🤣🤣🤣

[@rbj3326]

Woah... It seems like we almost watched the same video.

[@HarshitSingh-hh3vu]

🤣🤣

[@yashkapoor2377]

7:44 nowadays students are more tensed.

[@sohambhogale7700]

True

[@amaansiddiqui2376]

Everyone: happy that Abhishek uploaded a new video Memers: happy that we'll have new memes for the next month

[@HindboyAdisa]

pls use hedphones before watching this kzbin.info/www/bejne/pWPInoeDj7uLgNk

[@CallMeAmaan]

Same name bro

[@amaansiddiqui2376]

@@CallMeAmaan lol

[@rinkusinghal_]

Watch bassi's funniest video roasting tiktok and telling beer experience kzbin.info/www/bejne/f6aoqICln5immas

[@Ankur4330]

Still can't wrap my head around the fact that he was my senior at AKSIPS and I only got to know about it recently! Makaan ka rent bharte reh gaye hum apni school fees se.

[@HindboyAdisa]

pls use hedphones before watching this kzbin.info/www/bejne/pWPInoeDj7uLgNk

[@drankurbaruah]

@@HindboyAdisa Bhai dekhni hi nei hai.. headphones ki baat kaha se aa gayi? 🤣

[@unknownuser-xk9yc]

😁😁😁😁😄😄

[@siddharthsingh8089]

His accent is more funnier than his jokes

[@wasifahammed5931]

Yaaa

[@siddharthsingh8089]

@@wasifahammed5931 🙂🙂🙂

[@caonima3372]

Samay raina msaid that abhishek consciously puts an effort make his words sound funny

[@gurmeet1323]

I agree

[@kayeff1058]

Lisp not accent

[@yogeshdangi3253]

@Abhishek Upmanyu You don't even need jokes to make people laugh. Expressions are more than enough. Best comedian in past 10 yrs

[@varunjain1078]

"Quota mil jayegaa?"😂😂😂😂👌 Every general caste candidate's fantasy

[@nadeemkhan-ei4xm]

Exactly

[@kamnasingh1774]

Varun Jain I hope caste based oppression and discrimination is also your fantasy.

[@prakharsharma5468]

@@kamnasingh1774 we're not responsible for the actions of our ancestors

[@srrs007]

@@kamnasingh1774 u hope? What do u mean by u hope?

[@anshulkanwar1]

@Kuldeep Kumar Mr.Kuldeep: Supports reservation Also Mr.Kuldeep: kuch nhi ho sakta is desh ka

[@Dufferwise]

During Quarantaine NETFLIX- Money Heist 4 Abhishek Upmanyu - Hold my beer🍺

[@MrMayank999]

check this out for some funny stuff... "Funny Work from Home in Lockdown" kzbin.info/www/bejne/joGbeoGAi9Z6jqs

[@simpleJoee]

Money heist "4 released?

[@UncenXsored]

@@simpleJoee good morning broo✌✌

[@chiragparjan]

Dad: Langdo ka mazaak mat udao AU: Kyu? Dad: *"Dant mei keede pad jayenge"*

[@MKaur.]

Which video??

[@mayankgaur6747]

Oooooooo😆😆😆😆

[@rashidaindorewala1210]

@@MKaur. elders respect and comeback

[@അച്ചുകീലേരി]

Oh bhaiii awesome...

[@rohan3734]

Papa zara idhar aao..aao idhar baat karni hai

[@AryanKumar-jo1pz]

4:00 Teacher: Declares that Abhishek is disabled Audience: proceeds to laugh xD

[@sKy-fb3lb]

Abhi: students kon hai? Students: raise their hands. Abhishek: GHATIA😂

[@srujankachhadia7543]

Ok

[@thesbcchannel8295]

Sorry for this cringe promo but I really wang to know if you liked this kzbin.info/www/bejne/qWazZoyelNWSsKc

[@kozik7245]

His trash jokes are god level

[@theskyraturi]

@Dushyant Chobitkar Bhai Bhai Bhai Control.... 😂🔥

[@AKmartialartsfitness25634]

King of pushups variations kzbin.info/www/bejne/iZ-7eqiLetOqqs0

[@MrMayank999]

check this out for some funny stuff... "Funny Work from Home in Lockdown" kzbin.info/www/bejne/joGbeoGAi9Z6jqs

[@petersonofagriffin6362]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/l4KuioiKlNF0nQ

[@kozik7245]

@Accidental Genius Name defines you bro ...peace out ✌️

[@legionoflegends2049]

When you can't go on comedy tours: Old trash jokes: 'Yahi video to baad mein yaad aayegi.'

[@shikhaparashar8157]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@ritiksharma1391]

He's a king in stand up comedy (Touch the egg)

[@madhurigupta2658]

🔥🔥🔥😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@subhamparidala8933]

🤣🤣🤣

[@idk-im3qb]

1:12 The fact that I actually am disabled (Langri) makes it so much better 😂

[@hamle930]

Really?

[@harshal9003]

I also 😂

[@ss-ms8gc]

Me : " dad , mjhe sayad corona ho gya " Dad : " are , tum subah uth ke toh dekho !! " Yesss... Quarantine safal ho gya mera.....✌️😍

[@vandanagupta7371]

I remember once he said Me: dad mughe aids h Dad:beta tum subah uth ke toh dkho

[@aftabfruitwala31415]

@@vandanagupta7371 that's the context of this comment, don't give it away like that 😶

[@vandanagupta7371]

@@aftabfruitwala31415 chill just having some fun dude 😃

[@Tibu2072]

ditto story

[@merlinthomas5172]

ᴀᴅɪᴛʏᴀ sʀɪᴠᴀsᴛᴀᴠᴀ kzbin.info/www/bejne/p32Vl56bo7yWgsk yaar bohut badiya video hai ye ..must watch 😂😂

[@DaftCunt]

Looks like Upmanyu found his KZbin password

[@Galaxy-gc9vq]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Black_Clyod]

It's rare he does that sometime

[@notmeagain112]

ok

[@notmeagain112]

@@spectiler6028 🤣🤣

[@ivindavid]

...... Again!

[@levendesigns8032]

He is like Mr. Bean his expression tells more than his words. Legend

[@bbwa.moses_1852]

Mr Bean? So this is what you can come through😐

[@aakashthekashyap]

7:58 extremely relatable... Yaad h uss din hase the 1 ghanta.. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@shwetatiwari391]

"failure waale saare muhavare pata hain" damn 😭😂😂

[@roshanthapa9321]

Lol

[@Rahulsharma.999]

His trash joke is better than the whole Amit bhadana KZbin playlist😂

[@maazkhan4915]

So true amit bhadana is a piece of

[@Akshxt.75]

Shit

[@LaMessi22]

Bhadana overracting overhyped

[@LaMessi22]

Bhadana overracting overhyped

[@Rahulsharma.999]

@@maazkhan4915 I hope ki aap piece of talent na khe😂

[@rohantiwari152]

DD National : Ramayan is back DD Bharti : Mahabharat is back Venice : Dolphins are back meanwhile Me : Upmanyu is back 🔥🔥🔥

[@HindboyAdisa]

pls use hedphones before watching this kzbin.info/www/bejne/pWPInoeDj7uLgNk

[@anupgupta4709]

Because you can't think that level.

[@anupgupta4709]

Because you can't think that level.

[@prathamesh3045]

@@anupgupta4709 wtf are you talking about

[@saipavan7753]

Everybody tells jokes, but the way they deliver is what makes them special. And abhishek is master in it.

[@aayushdixit2589]

I usually don't comment but phir socha yahi baate to baad me yaad aayengi 😂😂

[@harshadpatel9936]

😆😆😂😂

[@BoringFeds]

😂😂😂 lol

[@KilluaZoldyck-wj5cy]

Copied hai

[@rupalsahay8849]

😂

[@sunil_Venkanna]

fuck

[@sid9947]

Never left netflix so fast!! 😅

[@abductedprince]

The best thing about him is that he enjoys his gigs himself!

[@rinkusinghal_]

Watch bassi's funniest video roasting tiktok and telling beer experience kzbin.info/www/bejne/f6aoqICln5immas

[@tuminol.amv.6510]

4:10 his expression are almost like Mr. Bean 🤣

[@eemonsaha3338]

Last time I was this early...... coronavirus was still in China

[@Harry_rai2213]

take care ❤

[@Manish-qg4zw]

Copied!

[@Kartik-kx4fu]

Last time I was this early cornona was just a beer

[@SilenceSerene]

Toxic you talking about my profile?

[@Manish-qg4zw]

@@SilenceSerene lmao😂😂😂

[@juhisharma9042]

Last time I was this early he was watching crime petrol

[@EngineeringThugLife]

If u dont mind so can u check my new competitive video and subscribe tooo

[@nickmuffin1722]

@@EngineeringThugLife SHUT THE FUCK UP

[@VinaySingh_07]

I am colorblind...in the school my classmates thought my life was black & white 🤣😂😂

[@shikarishambu3332]

*Aeey..Sunna.. ♥ yeh konsa rang ka dil hai bolna..*

[@ankit19930]

@@shikarishambu3332 hahaha. harami sale. :D

[@VinaySingh_07]

@@shikarishambu3332 😂😂😂bas issi tarah se kch bachpan gujra h mera...when i said to others, i'm colorblind... remember that now u r punching me down bro🤣🤣

[@shivamchoudhary9522]

@@shikarishambu3332 bahi gulabi dil 🤣

[@yashnathsharma5294]

@@shikarishambu3332 green😂😂

[@anandsaurabh4838]

11:09 Le do cycle isko yaar...Gold expression and dialogue delivery.

[@sourabh_mishra]

Abhishek- * Starts world tour * Covid 19- Abhishek- kya karu, Job chhod du? ☹️

[@n6235]

Sourav Mishra hahaha 😂

[@anitaa5514]

😟☹

[@aryankler2508]

Really 181

[@rahulvig5298]

Really 182

[@navingupta4433]

His tongue intruding wn he speaks makes the thing all the more cute and funnier 🔥♥️😂😇

[@jatinsharma5090]

The word that I like the most from his mouth is"fuddu" that had actually become more than a joke for me. And secondly when you act as a child your tone is very funny.I don't have enough word for you but one thing that I want to say , in Indian comedians you are not even in competition because "aap in sab cheezo se upar uth chuke ho" you are different. Being a fan my views may sound biased to you but I can assure you this not the case here,you deserve the all you have got and I will pray for your long life . Thanks for being a "virtual"part of my life,I will try my best to make it real one day.

[@romitmalav]

Tu toh emotional ho gyaa ree!😜

[@meaj7969]

konha gola🌐 se aaye ho bhai🥴🥴😜🤣🤣

[@jibin7077]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/bGqXd6yJdtuZl68

[@evergreen7781]

Baass kar Bhai.... Rulayega kya...😂😂😂

[@mstay1155]

Watch real story here of tablighi jamaat chinese virus and wuhan health Organization kzbin.info/www/bejne/mJesmp-Yrtd0gZY

[@dimplesingh6839]

You are a true comedian ...Because uski pehchan hi ye hoti h ki vo simple si baat p bhi logo ko hasa deta hai....Delivery, pauses, expression yhi to vo cheeje hoti h jo aapko funny or not funny bnati h....And u r superb at that.... My all time favorite. Comedian only two.... you and abhinav singh bassi❤️❤️

[@yuvraj5821]

Yeah didi pura 5 marks ka para likh diya 🤣🤣🤣

[@abhijeetsaxena2812]

*Moral of the Story is :-* *Start Following Him on Instagram*

[@mohammadzaid9608]

😂😂😂🙏🏻

[@अनजानव्यक्ति-भ9म]

Oh bhai😂😂😂😊

[@sagardhoundiyal1988]

mutthu😂

[@aloksemwal1894]

बोहत खूब मेरे भ्राता।

[@ItsHarshArt]

Nahi mat karo warna ye hame compilation nahi milta

[@mrnobody6848]

2:45 koi bat ni.. Ans to pata hi hai 🤣🤣👌

[@tirthaslifestyle940]

Abhishek: 'Breathes' Everybody including us: 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@sarveshkhimani5525]

😂

[@petersonofagriffin6362]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/l4KuioiKlNF0nQ

[@ASHISH.VIKRAM]

Unke ghr rhta hoon wha pe...wo aurat khadhi hai na wo balcony mai...usne sanskaar diye hai yeh...Epic line...🤣🤣🤣

[@parthpadhye5543]

"Failure is the step....." Mai krta hu..✋ 🤣🤣👌 Failure wale saare muhavare pta h.. Epic😂🙌

[@diwakarsingh7309]

😂😂👍👍😄😄 mujhe bhi bahut jyada acha lga

[@NB-Slayer]

Bhai mera ek rap h bharat desh ki situation k upper ...m likes k liye ni kh rha pr ek bar sunna chaiye apko reality based h 😉

[@sundelscorestore]

This was so relatable

[@zarifmoonwar6949]

His reaction and voice is more funnier than his jokes

[@beginnersstuffwithabdulla3749]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/hpmXcp2GnK2Ae9U

[@testmani9259]

Bacche abhi bahut kuch seekhna h zindagi mein

[@viveksingh4]

True

[@sarfarajalam5272]

@@testmani9259 sahi toh keh raha bhai ye bcha😂🤷🏻‍♂️

[@dasamlan9874]

@@sarfarajalam5272 sahi hai

[@abhaykag9011]

Who believe that abheshek should start His own Show

[@neemh7132]

Sahi hai

[@neemh7132]

He should start

[@shekharsolanki9999]

Right one

[@soniyagurung8016]

Yes

[@NB-Slayer]

Bhai mera ek rap h bharat desh ki situation k upper ...m likes k liye ni kh rha pr ek bar sunna chaiye apko reality based h 😉

[@smritipandey1863]

The way he says "theek hai" is so loving nd funny 😝😝

[@mohdghani7171]

shaadi krlo

[@keniljain796]

1:53 Ambani be like "Abe Saale " 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@rinkusinghal_]

Watch bassi's funniest video roasting tiktok and telling beer experience kzbin.info/www/bejne/f6aoqICln5immas

[@cateditz1021]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@AainaSharma830]

The way he delivers his jokes is so different from rest of comedians... And also a Lot of relatable stuff ... U can watch him over and over again w/o getting bored

[@triptirihan3499]

Watch sumit anand show he is too good as well

[@AainaSharma830]

@@triptirihan3499 sure would love to... !!

[@amitkale1703]

Yaa really

[@shanusandhu3790]

Your relationship stays wuite long, its my belief

[@94D33M]

He is a legend

[@adityasharma7908]

He: aachhu (sneezes) ...expecting that his father would say that "beta corona to nhi hogya na?" Dad: Beta daant mein keede.....

[@anmoldeepsingh251]

true 😂

[@vedanshshrivastava5438]

Aray tum subah uthke to deakho yaar..!😂

[@MrMayank999]

check this out for some funny stuff... "Funny Work from Home in Lockdown" kzbin.info/www/bejne/joGbeoGAi9Z6jqs

[@Tina-wf6kg]

Good one. But sneezing is not a symptom of corona and people should be aware so posting. Coughing and specially dry cough is a symptom

[@adityasharma7908]

@@aaryanparikh3611 😂😂 good one

[@shrutijain6689]

The ways he conveys his jokes with his hiss wittiest accent is just superb 😘

[@girishmanshani1833]

*in venice dolphins return* meanwhile on KZbin:

[@Hypocrite420]

Underrated.

[@vysakhar3073]

😂😂

[@girishmanshani1833]

thank you :)

[@siddharthaneupane3721]

Lit lit 😂🔥

[@gamingtutorials7102]

That *"Failure waale saare pata hai"* Hit Differently!!😂

[@user-bj5qi8ec6y]

200 likes

[@parthgautam2826]

Abhishek: 4:36 *"Mai 2nd me peak kiya tha maine"* Also Abhishek: 10:43 *"2nd me try kiya 2nd me bhi kuch nhi hua...."* 😂😂😂

[@abgrafix]

Noticed this 😂

[@adarshshrivastava410]

Peak ka Matlab all time best aur uska best bhi avg hi tha saste Sherlock 😂😂

[@abgrafix]

Well not actually sometimes stand up comedians say made up things and that's why they can't say the same thing most of the time .... But that's just okay .... And we must not take everything of them as 100 percent truth

[@aartipathania7076]

@@adarshshrivastava410 saste sherlock🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@RohitPandey-ug7jp]

@@adarshshrivastava410 Abhishek ne ye bhi toh bola ki 2nd ki result ke baad ladka doctor, lawyer, astronaut kuch bhi ban jayega! 4:48 Achha Sherlock hai bhai apna!

[@riteshkamboj7565]

I started watching this video to have a good laugh, but instead I got attacked for studying from AKSIPS😂😂😂😂

[@prashantvverma97]

His jokes are totally real ,n u can relate with his jokes..n the way he narrates the stories is totally outstanding....

[@neeluverma3708]

Absolutely right...👍

[@prashantvverma97]

@@neeluverma3708 thanx...😘😘

[@bhargabkashyapgogoi5315]

I can imagine him as a kid.. How naughty he might have been😂

[@ompaliwal3643]

Naughty 😏😏

[@SUNILKUMAR-eh5tl]

Accent : AMAZING Story : AMAZING Expressions : AMAZING OVERALL : FULL PACKAGE

[@rinkusinghal_]

Watch bassi's best video roasting tiktok and telling beer experience kzbin.info/www/bejne/f6aoqICln5immas

[@kirtivardhansinghranawat8396]

4:36 mene 2nd year socha tha 😁😂😂😂

[@mehranshowkat09]

2 million views in 1 day why is this not at trending page youtube is weird

[@sheikhshekhu-habibi6105]

3

[@thirstyjogger]

no youtube will post shitty bollywood music and lame amit bhadana videos in trending page its a piece of garbage for me

[@vinayyadav-tg6xe]

Dumb Ashish chanchlani videos ...I think they pay to display that shit

[@nic_viren]

T series ka tatti gana h trending me😂

[@devshider]

10:57 failure vale sare muhavare pata hain 😝😂

[@vaibhav3680]

4:14 EPIC😂 Abhishek : mai disabled hu? Teacher : ha Abhishek: quota mil jayga? Teacher : kya ? Abhishek : kuch ni kuch ni

[@affan3792]

Literally he has some issues with his parents😂

[@max007meanz]

A walking testimony of "a comedian is not a person saying funny things.... It's a funny person, just saying things!!"

[@ashwins5255]

The fact that a color blind guy tried to say sorry for being color bind tells you a lot about our education system

[@PavanMehta]

More about our society

[@DeepfukingValue]

🥲 i understand your pain. I'm also colourblind

[@Sansvlog2519]

7:53 students seeing Abhishek stand-up : "yahe toh baatein baad mein yaad athi hai"

[@shreya5203]

again rewatching your videos because I was waiting for your content please upload something soon.. your jokes and you yourself make my days joyful

[@vdshetty6504]

DD national: Ramayan is back DD bharthi: Mahabharath is back Meanwhile in KZbin ☝☝

[@MrMayank999]

check this out for some funny stuff... "Funny Work from Home in Lockdown" kzbin.info/www/bejne/joGbeoGAi9Z6jqs

[@mananawasthi2643]

I am colour blind and can completely relate with him .. 😂 Mere dost mere se puchte hai ki bhai tujhe black and white dikhta h kya 😂😂😂

[@fadedpajamas]

Ab keh diya hai toh dimaag mein baith gayi baat. Kaun se colour nahin dikhte?

[@mananawasthi2643]

@@fadedpajamas red green brother .. infact I can see red and green ... Colour blindness means blind to the difference between red and green . So when they are together I can't differentiate between the red and green . But seperately offcourse I can.

[@Moonlight0810]

@@mananawasthi2643 tho traffic lights pe farak nahi dikta?

[@charizardsflame1167]

@@Moonlight0810 red aur green saath me kab jalti h

[@shubham2076]

@@mananawasthi2643 tum ghadi mat chalana bas....warna red light pe ghadi start karoge 😅

[@shubrakshiseth8723]

Muje dark humor pasand but always always end up watching him.......bhot matter karta hai that the comedian is a good human and whatever he explained in the beginning about puch-down made me feel better.....bonus was he did all that in comedy ahhhh it's so good so light and like he said without any punch-down Respect man

[@MissWhite21]

Abhishek Upmanyu you are the reason I started watching stand up comedy. The disability part was the most relatable because just like you got to know about your colour blindness when you were 16 it was the same for me when I got to know that 1 of my eye is a lazy eye and I have amblopiya which is basically being blind from 1 eye. And my friends used to tease me saying how can I not know that I can't see from an eye that I got to know in Bio Lab while everyone used the microscope with both eyes and I wondered why 😅 I wish I could have tried for quota too Hahahahaha. But kudos to you buddy keep doing the awesome work and I want to definitely see more of you ❤💜❤

[@liveletlive3348]

*Who all feels his trash jokes are mostly better than some best jokes of other comedians* 😂

[@aytindia]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/d6HFfp-eq75so6s

[@Eatwith_ishii]

true yaar

[@liveletlive3348]

@@Eatwith_ishii Ujjain surname hai ya city name

[@Eatwith_ishii]

@@liveletlive3348 surname

[@liveletlive3348]

@@Eatwith_ishii Shayaro ka rkha hua last name Lucknowi ,Hyderabadi ,pta tha but proper city name as real surname yeh pehli baar pta lga😎 Have u also learnt something interesting in lockdown?

[@kushagrbatra3784]

Nobody Not a single soul Abhishek: Andhe se to upgrade hi hai

[@karankharat6718]

8:22 The way he said "Jo job karenge vo phuddu hai.. Aur students toh hai hi phuddu" 😂😂😂😂😂

[@Mayurhotcool]

What makes him my favourite comedian is .... i am watching this video 13th time & still it makes me laugh hard 😂😂😂😂

[@adityadev563]

why did u thought that this content is not different. the colour blindness was epic

[@aaryanmahanvar2399]

Kenny Sebastian is also colour blind

[@asifshamim675]

Kenny Sebastian did it way before 🙂

[@shivamjha5572]

His accent makes him diffrent from other comedians he is love 😂😂❣️😍😍😍

[@rinkusinghal_]

Watch bassi's funniest video roasting tiktok and telling beer experience kzbin.info/www/bejne/f6aoqICln5immas

[@giya2701]

Accent nhi it's a lisp

[@tandelakshar8548]

Due to less pollution we can see this guy on you tube😂😆😂😆😂

[@petersonofagriffin6362]

tandel akshar kzbin.info/www/bejne/l4KuioiKlNF0nbc

[@talatnoorsheikh6448]

Je baat

[@Oshin_Life]

😂😂😂😂

[@unisimplex]

The joke at 12:08 is not for 2020 😂😂

[@tamalbhowmick4079]

I hope he acknowledges how big of a fan base he has, that we are re-re-rewatching his old jokes. Please bring us something new. P.S. - I know how not to make khichdi.

[@rajeshwaris4251]

Damn yes.

[@adityaagiwal7819]

Bro covid time me shows possible nahi hai ruk jao he will post something

[@divyanshutanwar5665]

Haa yaar, we're waiting

[@bilabhshrestha5267]

Tei bhane

[@singh16711]

Exactly..pr AV covid k kaaran ni Kar rha h Kuch upload

[@sriramvalluri]

One of the best spontaneous and confident comedian, I've ever seen!! Keep this spirit high, you'll reach great horizons Abhishek, I am telling you.!

[@physicsenthusiast2327]

Abhishek took the quote "once in a blue moon" too seriously.

[@jibin7077]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/bGqXd6yJdtuZl68

[@lakshyajain4378]

instagram.com/p/B9ueiTilAC5/?

[@lakshyajain4378]

@@jibin7077 instagram.com/p/B9ueiTilAC5/?

[@siddharthrawat1490]

Such a great comedian, the best part is your expression makes everyone to laugh

[@aryanb737]

This guy is in another dimension when it comes to comedy....

[@dishant504]

Finally Upmanyu remembers that He has a youtube channel

[@ayushgupta3322]

He already posted every thing on instagram before 🙂

[@lovishgautam5363]

Finally you posted an "original" comment

[@dishant504]

@@lovishgautam5363 see man, these kinda comments get most likes. So, not my fault

[@EngineeringThugLife]

If u dont mind so can u check my new competitive video and subscribe tooo

[@EngineeringThugLife]

@@ayushgupta3322 If u dont mind so can u check my new competitive video and subscribe tooo

[@ravinderrai1996]

Story of cycle is every middle class family story nd mine also bro can't stop laughing....🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👌👌👌👌

[@masroorhr]

Same here bro 😁😁

[@jibin7077]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/bGqXd6yJdtuZl68

[@ravinderrai1996]

@@masroorhr 😂👍

[@filmthusiast1802]

-Unke ghar rehta hoon mai, Unke ghar.... 😂😂😂