ABSOLUTE BATMAN #1 REVIEW!

[@ComicBookMuscle]

“Iron skillet on his chest” 😂😂😂😂 subbed. I liked the book but had some of the same issues, maybe I am just on the hype train hopefully I don’t get thrown from it.

[@dope_comix4455]

@@ComicBookMuscle yeah man I appreciate the sub! I love to talk comics. I know books hit people differently…. I just couldn’t relate to it. I’m also a HUGE Joker fan and this new Joker seems lame.

[@ComicBookMuscle]

@@dope_comix4455 I did think it kind of silly that he said he called him Joker because he never laughs. Wtf? So, do his people constantly try and tell him jokes? It’s an odd set up. How about a Joker because he can become anything with the hand played or something more sophisticated.

[@ComicBookMuscle]

@@dope_comix4455 when he shit Alfred in the face, I was like whoa! Here we go! Next panel. Wah wah waaaah. Bat Buck Shot in the face. Which would still kill or seriously injure someone at that range. I am not picking I know but some of it had an awkward landing. I am going to try Green Lantern Dark (never read a GL book) and WW and Superman. But I am just going to hang back for the trades if it doesn’t hold up

[@dope_comix4455]

@@ComicBookMuscle yeah why do you have to even use all the same characters names if this is a fresh new start?

[@dope_comix4455]

@@ComicBookMuscle yeah it’s even hit Alfred’s eyes…….

[@berkfamily54]

It’s an amazing book. Keep hating.

[@dope_comix4455]

@@berkfamily54 I’m done hating b/c I’m done with it.

[@milestrombley1466]

They gave Batman a boob window! 🤣🤣🤣

[@dope_comix4455]

@@milestrombley1466 and giant boobs!

[@ComicBookMuscle]

@@milestrombley1466 🤣😂🤣

[@garybthecasualcomicguy5136]

Great review Dope. I had several people ask me if I was buying this and this wasn't and definitely won't be on my radar. Sorry you were so disappointed after spending your money. You always want quality for your money and faith. 😊😊🙏🙏👊👊

[@dope_comix4455]

@@garybthecasualcomicguy5136 well we get Batman Full Moon next week!…. It’s gotta be better.

[@garybthecasualcomicguy5136]

@@dope_comix4455 Is Full Moon him bent over pantless? 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

[@dope_comix4455]

@@garybthecasualcomicguy5136 that would be better than I got! 😆

[@ScrbrdSymphny]

There’s NFL players that are above 6’3 that can do flips and splits to be honest.

[@dope_comix4455]

I’m not feeling it brother. 👍

[@BrianLCS]

I hear Iron Skillet Batman spin off is in the works. Seems like a DC take on Marvel Ultimate universe.

[@dope_comix4455]

@@BrianLCS he makes himself protein omelettes ….. I’m over it….a Joker that never laughs?!? 🤷

[@metarog]

😂 Maybe he goes camping after every adventure… then the iron skillet makes sense.🥴 Thanks Dope.👍

[@dope_comix4455]

@@metarog lol that’s the only way it makes sense! 😆

[@fiddlechips8555]

This is going to be the greatest comic of all time for six months. Then it’ll be dollar bin baby’s.

[@dope_comix4455]

@@fiddlechips8555 well you know a ton of people bought issue 1 for the spec. So naturally there should be a drop off with issue 2 and then like you said no one will care by issue 5.

[@fiddlechips8555]

@@dope_comix4455 I read it on the seven seas and wasn’t impressed. I wish the big two would just stop producing comics. Lease the characters out to people who want to please fans, and make money.

[@sleepyreader666]

Pissy Patty! 🤣 I’ve only read the first few pages and wasn’t excited…

[@dope_comix4455]

@@sleepyreader666 yeah brother Pissy Patty, Negative Nancy, …… Bitchy Bettie….

[@bizarrebraincomics7819]

Never heard of that and I have no interest in getting it. Is it an elseworlds type miniseries?

[@dope_comix4455]

@@bizarrebraincomics7819 it’s a new on going series for the next generation of Batman fans. ….. terrible

[@Kid-Comics]

Was really excited to hear about this book coming out. Kinda stinks that it’s pretty much your basic Batman series. I would love to see a Batman series where Batman kills his villains and slowly turns himself into a villain.

[@dope_comix4455]

@@Kid-Comics Now you’re talking Kid!…. Totally agree.

[@sandywest4977]

I love the hate! The Parker Family would like to have a word

[@dope_comix4455]

@@sandywest4977 …. Well I hated it.

[@Fenimore.Cassidy]

Thanks for spending your hard-earned dollars so we don't have to. Lickalotapus... great old joke brother.

[@dope_comix4455]

@@Fenimore.Cassidy yeah that just came out in the heat of the moment. lol

[@garrz32]

The art is horrible in this. another waste of money

[@dope_comix4455]

@@garrz32 yeah it had a lot of hype

[@ScrbrdSymphny]

Are you sure you like superhero comics?? 😂😂😂 I guess Marvel works better for you cause their characters are a lot more grounded. You gotta suspend you belied way more and enjoy the fantasy elements if you’re gonna enjoy DC.

[@dope_comix4455]

@@ScrbrdSymphny you might have a point brother! 😂 I would have just like to of seen a skinny …. Long Batman w/ claws and be ….. you know more like an actual bat.