The POSTAL Game You Never Played

[@Jenny_MCII]

Hello there! I just wanna point out that English version was always missing blood, the version you are playing is modded russian version with dialogue from the censored English version which is why it does have blood but root beer is still root beer. I made that version in 2016 and im quite surprised its still in circulation.

[@ZDRAVKOu720p]

Do you mind sharing the link where I can download it?

[@lordkiza8838]

@@ZDRAVKOu720pshe was capping

[@rwsstudios]

Thanks for covering this! Might not be well known but it's still part of our history ;)

[@GeoffreyBronson]

glad to see that you regret nothing!

[@FunkyMonkey-h9l]

Maybe someday you will do a remake or remaster of this game or Postal Babes :} Thank you for you're awsome games RWS !!!

[@yukileapyr]

how about an remake?

[@dani-mb8ct]

love ur vids, im really interested though, what engine did you use to make the game postal 2? EDIT: after a bit of digging i guess unreal engine, but please correct me if im wrong

[@Pikacat98]

I hope we see more of Java dude from you guys! He has so much potential. : D

[@Kivzor]

another one for the dude verse

[@Alex-bz1wj]

Always wanted RWS to rerelease these games on pc on a mini collection and include a gallery for the artwork like the capcom collections just for preservation sake, I would prefer to pay them to play rather than downloading random jar files from a sketchy Russian website.

[@SpaceHunter42]

Your profile picture… I’m getting that DS feeling.

[@Chair_Gaming]

If you are talking about RuTracker, then don't worry. Its possibly the best piracy website in Russia. Its moderated, so all files there are virus-free

[@GreatFox42]

The old mobile java games are almost universally endangered. Would be nice to see even more preserved.

[@Spacecoreinspace]

never hurts to ask them on their twitter, they answer a surprising amt of questions

[@FazerGS]

I've done work with sprite art in videos before, and i can't imagine how tough it must have been to have a mobile game scale to fullscreen so seamlessly. The floating dialogue boxes and voice acting is the icing on the cake. Bravo for the presentation. This was a really well done way of introducing the game to people like me who had never heard about it before.

[@ABuffWizard]

It was hellish, thanks for noticing!

[@aaronfpokemon]

That's the start and end of my voice acting career.😅 Another amazing video. Really enjoyed the music!

[@MychaelsWorld]

Would've imagined that the Postal Babes game is hard to find these days.

[@sacrificiallamb4568]

I think it is.

[@jcdenton6427]

Piss easy if you know where to look. There's 2 versions of it, one has these babes naked

[@heartware4616]

Gianni kills it as always. Also neat to hear Mike and Vince thrown in as VAs - stellar video!

[@kankeydong2500]

Holy shit, you actually got Vince fucking Desi and Mike J to voice characters in your video. That's one hell of a flex, dude.

[@UnIdiotConUnChannel]

The game looks good! Its not like those that are so pixelated my eyes just refuse to keep watching, this one's smooth!

[@Whenpigsfly-jg9kp]

I LOVE LITTLE FIREFIGHTER

[@kokoloko8423]

Looking forward to the Postal Babe vid, finally someone covers that one!

[@justletmelistthese]

meh, I still like the pyschotic feverdream with the side of "maybe demons are real and earth does need to be fed" of the first game over the later "applying cloride to clownworld genepool".

[@antipsychotic451]

absolutely true and real

[@adrian_shephard_inmspaint]

the half life sound effect at 8:58 is gold.

[@Shy_Abi]

shadrian ephard

[@adrian_shephard_inmspaint]

@@Shy_Abi GET OU-

[@Shy_Abi]

@@adrian_shephard_inmspaint tuco salamanca (i'm so sorry)

[@wadmodderschalton5763]

I wish see someone try and remake this mobile game in Postal 2 and with more weapons.

[@audiosurfarchive]

Literally can't get away from Gianni

[@belphgoyda]

i really waited for someone to actually make a deep dive into this game, thanks!!

[@KodaKitten333]

Ok postal dude = epic voice guy

[@calamitytilt]

bro I didn't even realize the voice acting was added in the video, I thought it was part of the game lmao

[@TragicAyk]

Man DOOM RPG was my jam!!! Also Gravity Defied!!

[@ramennoodledoodles9962]

I honestly can’t believe it has a story as good as it does? Like it’s not revolutionary or anything but for what it is (and what you play it on) it’s pretty decent

[@davidmartin1312]

The only postal game where Dude is mostly a hero

[@batorstudio]

I just realized Wizard changed the thumbnail The older version had the dude holding the phone and the text in green. This is quite the bruh moment Edit: there was NO text on the old one but the phones inside was green

[@Kaitri]

Honestly for a mobile game this looks dope.

[@1-eye-willy]

if falling down and hotline miami had baby, it would be this game.

[@ashaintcorny9280]

This game looks amazing, how have i never heard of this??

[@alternatejamey4050]

This oddly feels like Postal for the Gameboy Advance

[@WikiHL]

Java phone ports were such a great thing for me. Played stuff like Modern Warfare like 8 years before I played the main game

[@bugman747]

the legendary vince desi

[@Gheorghe69]

I feel good knowing i played this before seeing this video

[@bobross899]

Literally the plot to JohnWick lmao

[@Shnowz]

I love your vids wizard! postal or not you've got a good voice for narration and the editing is quality. Always stocked to see a new upload in the inbox :)

[@mesagamin6914]

i actually bought this on my old phone! might download that again because its still pretty fun!

[@jaydefur.e]

Y'know when I saw the title of the video I thought you were gonna talk about POOSTAL.

[@Saver310]

One of the best Java games

[@Ultimateman]

I played some sorta Postal game on a Nokia phone somewhere around 2007-2009. I think it was 2d from the side and it had some bad ass babes in it lmaooo

[@Seelensocke]

I'd play a remaster/remake of this. The story is actually quite engaging.

[@alexmichailow3658]

never thought smth like this existed but I love it

[@ZDRAVKOu720p]

Fact: there is actual postal 1 made for android officially by running with scissors

[@GenocideLv]

Another postal dude W

[@NikkiMcMistie]

no way someone remembers this classic

[@thecoolcatsproductions8034]

Suprised you hasn't covered the other one, that has a different intro and storyline. (The one I have at Kahvibreak)

[@foxbyte0157]

There's an APK out there for Postal Babes still. Its alright, youre not missing much

[@Thatdarnraven]

Begging to be remase in hotline miami? Luckily for you im a hotline miami 1 modder!

[@declaringcrab95]

Is this younger postal dude? Like a prequel

[@mitjapoutanen1779]

This is like hotline miami

[@majonezkielecki9394]

2:26 one piece 😔

[@knur-soft]

It would be so funny if this game was actually sold on the back of some magazine in the 2000s, where you send an paid SMS in order to get the game. I don't know if this was common in western countries like the USA, but in countries like Poland it was.

[@Cooe.]

@@knur-soft Super common. They were also advertised in garbage TV commercials too along with ringtones, wallpapers, and other such trash. 🤷

[@knur-soft]

@@Cooe. Okay, thanks for correcting me.

[@cookieface80]

1:08 TL note: Keitai means phone

[@nathanrwin]

Please turn the music down or remove it for future videos

[@Artemas_16]

Да, одна из игр моего детства. Хорошо видеть, что ничего не забыто.

[@MercuryBlackN]

I loved phone games like this, How do you play them without a cell phone?

[@lephtovermeet]

I wonder how many symbion and java mobile games are lost.

[@FreemanBgTV]

Actually locking prity fun.

[@HypervoxelRBX]

When is the map editing video coming out?

[@GilliganTF2]

Now i wanna play this game

[@humanharddrive1]

I totally played this

[@holliday72889]

Is that bitesized at 9:40

[@LazarheaD]

I miss the Java games era...

[@mmd489]

1:45 shotgun with sniper scope on it, now i can snipe people from far far away + additional penetration chance XD

[@Mankey619]

Old mobiles really do make good games like this. Back when there weren't micro transactions, and trash pile of shovelware games. Also zero ads. I mean these phones made God Of War Betrayal and DOOM RPG. That's how awesome mobile games used to be.

[@cn9573]

nice one!

[@michaelcallahan6952]

2:47 me: “blackening?” 3:00 me: “postal dude is canonically racist, now????”

[@sourcw8768]

id buy a nokia phone just to play this.

[@sacrificiallamb4568]

I have one and can't.

[@sourcw8768]

@@sacrificiallamb4568 darn ;c

[@monkaWGiga]

@@sourcw8768 You might be able to run it with CoffeeVM if you're on Android.

[@snakebird9048]

sick

[@kaydog2450]

Postal mobile would have been great on the DS or 3DS or psvita

[@emorabgungormemis]

❤

[@minixt9835]

Far Cry 2 mobile game was the greatest game of all time.

[@GetOffUrPhone]

I used a keypad nokia all the way until 2017. Was always fun downloading games and trying them out

[@yanovit]

based

[@lesans666]

i fw postal mobile

[@Artificial_Reflection]

based

[@QuartQ3]

me lol

[@lukemorgan6166]

God who's voice acting this Terrible

[@someguy1894]

idk man gianni is a professional va

[@GianniMatragrano]

Thanks for havin me on! The video came out great and you're a real gent to work with.

[@Pikacat98]

You did a great job voicing Java dude! I feel like you could even be the official voice actor for him. : D

[@Thatdarnraven]

Gianni im embarrassed to say anthro heat was the first thing I saw you in

[@ElijahPorto-br9eb]

Omg guys it's Gabriel from superunalive

[@cptcolgenltmajor9246]

Ah Gianni you’re always a treat to listen to when I hear your voice acting.

[@BATTLEPENCIL]

A day without hearing Gianni: 0

[@soggylampman6750]

Dudeline paradise: wrong house

[@miamimutilator]

Hotline Paradise 2: Wrong peticion

[@ryszakowy]

speed dial holy place: incorrect domicile

[@theshadow634]

I cannot believe you got Vince and Mike in on this, hot damn dude

[@KeshaFilm]

It's not a big problem, lol.

[@GreatFox42]

@@KeshaFilm Still super ultra neat regardless. Not every day or every dev you can do that with.

[@Bruhed_Ace]

dude be the chillest guy until he minorly inconvenienced

[@thedumbassintheworks]

ok but ya car bein stolen is not a minor inconvenience

[@mothermaxyne]

didn’t realize a postal side scroller could have such a strangely heavy storyline - i dig this a lot.

[@arcticmonke7661]

Rights it’s so crazy. I’m sort of disappointed by the ending but i guess it’s on par with postal guy

[@khheroxasoraypowell]

while noncanon if it had been canon it would explain why dude has no house and lives in a trailer plus missing the chance to become famous and get a new house thus needing to sell most his lot and have a trailer

[@davidmartin1312]

Either that or this is a direct sequel of P1 continuity with The Boss/Dude Sr from P4 & how he became a powerful figure in Edensin (which is referred to as Paradise here in Postal Mobile)

[@khheroxasoraypowell]

maybe either way

[@maxtori2252]

The voice actor of the postal dude is surprisingly fits to him well, i like it! I like how well the video is, u even have the rws owners for voicing in one of the dialogues. Nicely done man. :D

[@stevewillows2390]

I believe that is john st jon, the duke nukem voice actor

[@UnknownCleric2420]

@@stevewillows2390 Nope, it's actually Gianni Martagrano, AKA Gabriel Ultrakill, AKA the guy who does all the boomer shooter memes. :.p

[@maxtori2252]

@UnknownCleric2420 Ah I see thank you, I just checked the end credits of the video and yeah I remember who he is now. Thank you again for letting me know. :)

[@cyber_stealth]

@@UnknownCleric2420 more like 2bdammed

[@DESTRUCTINATOR_HELP]

@@cyber_stealth Gianni As Spamton, Gabriel And 2BDamned Is Amazing

[@armyboylive]

It is like postal hotline Miami

[@user-hx5oe9iz1h]

Postal miami

[@mcgriddlefor20dollar]

postline miami

[@mcgriddlefor20dollar]

hotmail miami

[@user-hx5oe9iz1h]

Hotmama miami

[@Dr.Freeman...]

​@@user-hx5oe9iz1hhochimama miami

[@piorouvintedovaldir]

Is that Gianni on postal dude's voice?

[@zaiden2becausejustzaidenisused]

yeah

[@KeshaFilm]

I would like to add some info: - There also was a beta version, with a different Dude's picture, lack of tutorial, and more explicit language. - Russian translation is a bit different in some scenes. For example, when Dude realised his home got burned, he mentions his collection of empty beer cans, not action figures/videos. - Touchscreen version is the most buggiest one.

[@ABuffWizard]

I tried to find a version or images of the old dude picture, but had no luck. Relieved to known it’s real at least.

[@KeshaFilm]

@@ABuffWizard Eh, you were able to ask me, because I have that version. :D

[@Thatdarnraven]

@@KeshaFilm you able to send that? version

[@buzzcutinteractive]

as a mf who owns an action figure collection I feel for dude tbh

[@BurningFishGaming]

Glad to be of service! Amazing production as always. What a cool, little game!

[@marcodragon4995]

Interesting how this game handles its story. It's not grimdark like Postal 1, but it's much more toned-down and down-to-earth compared to 2. It has plenty of moments of black comedy but doesn't run wild with it. It kinda reminds me of a GTA game in that respect

[@Botul1]

idk who that is at 6:35

[@Saver310]

Me too

[@Yash-wm4wk]

Gianni does such a good job as the postal dude, he really fits this version of postal dude Kinda wish he was a voice choice in postal 4, he really nails the 1st game variant of postal dude Also this is a cool game, never knew it existed looks like something what would fit in a gameboy advance lol "postal advance"

[@Soggz4]

Holy shit, ManyKudos cameo! didn't expect to hear him in a postal video at 3 am, but it's a really nice surprise.

[@mr.stulker322]

Its was so forgotten -- i didnt knew about it existence.

[@EAZY-RAT]

I'm about to post out

[@PoutyBun]

Random guest appearance by half life HGrunt

[@bobsock8718]

Was the dude voiced by Gianny Matragrano?

[@dudeistpriestman]

God I love Vince, he added like 10 fucks that weren't in the dialogue box

[@jasonblundelldobebussing]

When Акелла: *не* гол!

[@Prove.]

Even the mobile game is better then Postal 3

[@Player-10]

I love that Gianni voices this iteration

[@ege2289]

High quality narration. Love from turkey bro ❤

[@ryszakowy]

managers working hours are HERE AND NOW