Access Granted: SPORTSENEMIES Round 2 - the Wriggler!

[@monsterpool2451]

"My thing is all wrong, my wiggler" - Nathan Ditum 2016 :)

[@killernatz11]

You guys should discuss your trophy collections. The ones your most proud to achieve, the most frustrating etc... Love the channel guys.

[@sebastianmoller]

Haha after Daves comment about the #301club "If you know about it, you are in it" it made me feel like, first rule of #301club is dont talk about #301club

[@PlayStationAccess]

+Sebastian Möller This is now #301Club lore! - Dave

[@sheamclaughlin2844]

+PlayStation Access hi I think your cool so... yeah pretty much why I made this comment... well I guess I should be going... I'm still here I don't know why... umm... I like your hair 😉

[@Oppositesleeper]

Been watching the channel for a bit over a year now and im finally going back one by one watching the access granted videos. Loving every minute of it and easily my favorite part is getting in on old jokes that i never for before!

[@ChipPhilfer]

Thanks for brightening up my Monday with the One on Onsie. PLEASE more of those silly little games for the challenge they are so funny

[@syncrox3467]

We need a montage of them playing sports friends! The commentary is absolutely hilarious! That one moment where Nath wanted to say bulls*** and swapped it with nonsense cracked me up so hard 😆

[@imaadkerven5584]

Dear Nath and Dave thanks so much for reading my comment and to Hollie for the reply:))!! It really made my week!!!!. (#SecretSquadGoalMet) I can only imagine how much emails and letters you guys have to go through. Keep up the AWESOME SHOW and HARD WORK the access team puts in!!!

[@JackBarker99]

So much innuendo in this weeks One on Onesie - "It's so hard!" "Let's do it!" "My thing is all wrong" and just general grunting, glad I had my headphones in...

[@KlyeKlyeKlye]

I'd actually die hanging around you guys for longer than 2 minutes, I choked on my tea when Nath couldn't control his wiggler!

[@anthonymullenax2005]

Hi from Texas, love the show, and the channel in general. Just shared the one on onsie bit with some family, you guys had them rolling by the end. The sealer being Nath in the onsie now cementing you all as a regular addition to our families viewing schedule keep up the great work #davearmy#natharmy

[@brenohenrique6666]

Update the score goals song to include the new member of the crew, Dave's beard.

[@F67NZ]

This weeks one vs onsie was Hilarious,couldn't stop laughing, it was so tense and serious as well offft

[@SexyPandaKing]

Nathan's gesture at 14:58 left me crying out of laughter, what even is that?

[@keir2k123]

#301! Whoop! The other day my brother sang the squad goal song and as he's not a access watcher I asked him were he lent it from. He sed it's just a thing... So well done fellas! You transcended KZbin.

[@zipp4everyone263]

You HAVE to play more of that game!

[@jamesfromscotland6690]

This weeks granted has been my favourite! It's class you both are just have a right good chuckle! Must have been that long wait in the airport from Poland that allowed you guys to bond! I'm still waiting for that one on onesie video haha

[@jamesfromscotland6690]

Oh aye: LET BE YOUR RUUUUUUUUULER (ruler) I can be your King 3..... 01! Let me be King haha

[@craftyox]

awesome job this week on stargazing live nath, your a man of many hats :D

[@nikorobinson317]

So far we've had dave's jingly sack and now Nathan's wriggler. Don't even wanna begin thinking of what rob's will be and I pray to kratos Hollie stays pure!

[@roddersrod4866]

Dave and Nath look like two excited cats watching a laser pointer.

[@Ragnarok2887]

I've been watching Access for about a year now and in all that time Nath has reminded me of someone, yet I've never been able to think who. Finally +TaylorJames's comment points out that he looks like Tom Paris, which is exactly who I'd been trying to think of. Thank you :)

[@tamisuzuna]

Wow thanks for featuring my comment in the video access, never thought it would get read out XD but keep up the good work and content you provide to us and good luck reaching 1 million subs, almost there! :)

[@Solt-sd3km]

hey look, its quantum physics.

[@Mirha77]

Benevolent Leader is annoying, but relatively easy. 1) Don't do it in Sanctuary. The named NPCs in Sanctuary make that location particularly difficult. Try to stay away from any settlements you have companions in as your settlers see them as useless layabouts. 2) Pick a random settlement where you have a little room to build and enough room to plant food. 3) Build a couple of nicely appointed houses for your settlers. Put doors on them. They love doors and basic furnishings. 4) Fewer settlers is better. Pick a place with no more than five people and make sure all of those people are able bodied adults. 5) Build 2 tier 3 clinics and 2 tier 3 food & drink stalls. Assign 4 people to these stalls. Assign the last person to food (6 mutfruit plants works great). 6) Make sure you have defense higher than total food + total water. With six food and six water, you only need 3 basic turrets. 7) Plant a chair and a bell. Use the chair to wait 24 hours, ring the bell, let your settlers marvel at your magnificence until they get bored. Rinse and repeat.

[@1810pepe]

This channel is the reason why I brought a ps4 and my Xbox one is getting dusty. Keep up the good work

[@Dracarias]

I've been watching a ton of Playstation Access over the last week or so and every time Fifa is played, I wonder how a game of Madden would go between Nathan and Dave. You two should definitely try your hands at American Football.

[@PlayStationAccess]

+NIck McPherson I USED TO LOVE MADDEN! Don't get me wrong, I was awful and had no idea what I was doing. But I did love it... - Dave

[@sheamclaughlin2844]

+PlayStation Access hey it's me again no reason to comment but I have... love the beard?

[@1977Futre]

Join the club....pardon the pun. I liked the idea of Madden. Loved the sounds and colours of the teams. But I had so little idea of tactics I just pressed the A button again and again. What was confusing is why the computer used to take so long over tactics when it's a computer ..surely it could calculate tactics in milliseconds.

[@mediam3957]

I am really liking the one on onesie theme.

[@nikko6077]

Round of applause for Dave for starting his beard game, all hail Rob for mastering the beard game, cheers to Nath for being independent...

[@matthewsteven1870]

You should add Dave's beard to the squad goals intro. It deserves more respect!

[@king-chemist1967]

loving PS access.... so much so I watch the channel more than I play games on my ps4.... 1-z got me in tears... #rob the best

[@imagiro1234]

squad goals: To watch every video on the access app on the ps4 and analyse them in depth the write a review on how good they are

[@WoodyH.]

Daniel Carter's comment is so relatable!

[@glynson8380]

Legendary show as always, not too bothered about making it to the show but looking forward (as always) to next weeks awesome show( as well as the quality Friday feature inbetween) I reckon Dave is gonna keep his streak and Nath needs to get some Tekken on the go. Have you guys considered playing a community based multiplayer with the fans? Huge addict of your show!

[@adamvenable5640]

Dear god I made it to the #301 club my New Years resolution is now complete so I guess that means I don't have to do anything else for the rest of the year awesome! PS I like the beard Dave.

[@IceRisen_]

My brother started to ask me what i was watching due to the multiple double entendres from the one on onsie xD "ohh yeah you like that ooh" Dan (Dave) "things are wrong, my wiggler its not working" Nath "I've given you a free ride here" Dave xD

[@ninjarie]

nooooooooo, the one on onesie theme song had such promise.. I expected you guys to duel it out western style with hats and controlers and TUMBLEWEEDS!

[@jeffryjirraf]

#301 club. Just come home from a night at the pub and am sitting trying to eat a kebab and watching you guys. Living the dream

[@MikeGamesBadly]

Haha! I love watchin the OonO! - I especially love that at certain points you're both talking to each other like a married couple!

[@MikeGamesBadly]

I presumed 301 club referred to the amount of comments. Oops.

[@tylerstevens7247]

That was intense. Wow.

[@ShaneC1991]

Squad goal achieved! I eked my way through the hardest difficulty on a song in Persona 4: Dancing All Night to unlock the final partner character for that track. Didn't think I could ever do it, but I managed to weasel my way through it in the end. :D

[@MrChrono64]

these games are killing Nate xD. Love the professional tennis grunts tho :P keep making awesome videos guys.

[@jofellxcite]

Nath's intro lines are crossing dangerous Brian Cox territories. Who needs a request for an impression when Nath can just get the flu? Shoutout from Manila, Philippines!

[@samyoung6259]

Love the videos guys, watched this one while watching Star Wars. The #301club is strong with this one.

[@firepork082]

I got 2 questions 1 - Will you be covering Black Ops 3 Zombies DLC? 2 - Whats Up With Nath and that dog?

[@wadud92]

I asked for Tekken last week, seems we will get Soul Calibur next week. You know what, Devin Jin is in Soul Calibur V's quick matches in the form of Harada himself. So I'm happy

[@readiegamer1464]

Can't Wait for your Dying Light videos this week! I've nearly platinumed the game but have forgotten about it. A perfect time to jump back into back with a whole new campaign. Can't Wait. Also can't wait for Farcry Primal next week. P.S keep up the good work

[@fudroysmith7948]

301 captain here. welcome aboard noobs. beer, cheese, badgers, and love! long live access!

[@mack-about]

Dave, I've been a bit mean to you in my last week's comment, so just to cheer you up - I always cheer for you to win the one on onesie challenges, since you're such a graceful winner, and more importantly, Nath is such a sore looser, maybe even more so than Rob. ;) Cheers and thanks for making your amazing videos!

[@NCJE001]

sometimes the suspense is so intense, i fast forward to see who loses so i can feel at ease lol

[@alucardcroft2975]

Wow Nathan, no idea who Final Fantasy 7 Emerald and Ruby weapon's are AND you've never heard of the Jill Sandwich quote from Resident Evil psx version! Wow.....! Just wow....!

[@Juanakas57]

Btw Dave, beard is a must have coming from a fellow beard enthusiast! If I may, I recommend this great thing called Uncut Beard Co. They ship you really great beard products like beard oil and beard balm, which smell amazing and manlier than Chuck Norris cutting trees, and help your beard grow more healthy. I love it!

[@thomasnicholson1560]

I finally completed my squad goal which was to platinum destiny. Also love the channel!

[@adamduncan6172]

my squad goal is to try and finish fallout 4 before uncharted 4 comes out. Easy! you say, but, 3 days before fallout came out, I went and got a puppy! and he takes up almost every free waking moment of my life now! He did sit with me and watch me play fallout for half an hour the other day tho so, maybe he can get into fallout with me and be my real dogmeat! I'm drunk by the way!

[@mattwildman7500]

+Adam Duncan That's a "comment of the week" if ever I saw one

[@coyoteartist]

Actually I heard Dan Beard called Dan the Beard Man once. He was one of the co founders of the Boy Scouts of America.

[@caspos1987]

I'd like to see Dave attempt to grow that beard until 1st Jan 2017! "The Beard Year" You could do it by asking for donations for a children's charity with a target amount per month required in order to save the beard. Makes you and Sony look good, helps kids, we have a laugh while Dave slowly transforms into Mr Twit. Perfect

[@chasewhitley1337]

#SquadGoals#OneZ First time commenting on the channel saying hi from the USA. I achieved my squad goal of Platinum Witcher3 and Dyinglight. Rooting for Dave you rocked him in the wiggle. You can win this week agin 👍

[@PhilippHiestand]

Hey Dave I think you made a good job in until dawn. At least I really enjoyed ur let's play. A lots of fun watching it.

[@co-cobananas]

Im a big fan of the access channel love the friday feature best, showed my mum and dad some of your vids and they love them too. My mum really loves delsin too she'd love it if he could give a wave specially for her

[@theundeadsculptor6635]

a sculpture of Dave's beard needs to be made.

[@chaeandrews217]

#301 Nathan love the euclidean terms coming out during challenge! PlayStation and math geek ftw!!!

[@inezvaljee6512]

I love ur videos and ur subscriber videos,and I love the beard it really suits u,u guys r the best Playstation access

[@lehtreb]

301 club again Thank you for all the great videos

[@mijic207]

Dave has to play The Evil Within, love to see his reactions :D

[@theotherandrewowens]

Squad goals COMPLETED! Finally after seven gruelling months, I finally got all the riddler trophies in Arkham Knight and punched Riddler in his stupid smug face!

[@sacredsock8031]

how many replacement controllers are on the office expenses form?

[@CarlosCampos-rp9gi]

This is my first ever comment on KZbin ! I just finished watching your walkthrough of Outlast and boy, were you guys mean to Dave LOL Can't wait to see some P.T in the future. (Sorry Dave) Keep up the good work.

[@benjaminmuscutt379]

Get in that Onesie!!!

[@jigsawb2298]

Does a squad goal have to be on a Playstation console?

[@faisalalsoalmy9162]

Why this show doesn't have a lot of viewers like robs Friday features ? Its awesome isnt it

[@adamdroneburg8476]

Hey thanks to you guys I actually got sports friends and my friends, and I have had an absolute blast with it. Surely beats any drinking game (though we are trying to make into one). Also if Davids beard is gonna stick around maybe you could auction it off, as in shave it, not actually sell it (though that would be funny). Keep up the great work, your videos have become part of my weekly routine. P.S how about a 4 way battle between Rob Dave Nathan and Holly? Loser has to wear the onesie in public for a day!

[@CHOCHAMIMAS2]

I want to listen to a clip of just the ad libs from the squad goals song

[@bruffyb3796]

Another week where I miss the #301club! bleep bleep bleep bleeeep! Back to Fallout.

[@Therealmadkong]

A milky tom paris? I'll look him up right now. Wow he does look like him. And Rob looks like Alton Brown when he was on the show Good Eats.

[@Allliiixxx]

Beware of the wriggler dave. BEWARE OF THE WRIGGLER. IT'S GONNA GET YA

[@lunargamer5261]

Hello, from Chicago, Illinois, USA! I'm so disappointed, Nath. I keep cheering for you in One-on-Onesie and you keep letting me down. I suppose no one is more disappointed about it than you, though.

[@NocturnalToothbrush]

#squadgoals I got the platinum for the RE remaster, and with zero coming out tonight I'm planning on getting that platinum as well. Gotta love those trophies. PS. I have no idea how this actually works, do I just put #squadgoals or do I have to sacrifice a lamb or something?

[@beenhereallalong9093]

I really hope rob make a gameplay video

[@APack0fNarwhals]

Nath, best pilot in the delta quadrant

[@PlayStationAccess]

YES

[@nicholasalvarez9845]

+PlayStation Access hey should I get a ps1 to play mgs 1 and resident evil 2 or a ps2 and play Rachet and clank and resident evil 4

[@scottwaters9466]

my #squadgoals is to 100% Just Cause 3! Completed the main story missions and town liberations. just need the collectibles and challenges to do.

[@8bitjoystick]

#301club as Dave's beard grows as does his power to use the dark side of the force. as King of the #301Club I will restore order to the universe and ensure that the beard side of the force dominates #BeardForceStrong

[@michaelmcgill2938]

OK this whole channel is amazing...and I'd like to put in a request. could one of you please attempt to be on the HAM radio podcast with mrmattyplays, loan vault wander, and some guy Noah. that would be the greatest gift group of people to listen too on my drive to work

[@Reno20k]

I'm sure Brian Cox could explain what was going on with the physics there.

[@Ledrang]

Almost completed my second Squad Goal of getting my second Platinum trophy for Final Fantasy 7, just need to beat the game, get to lvl 99, get 99.999.999 Gil and the most important one go on a date with Barret (need to restart as i failed the requirements). Already got my next Squad Goal lined up after this which is to get my 3rd Platinum for the game Rebel Galaxy (about 39% already completed for it).

[@cavankilpatrick4607]

'We used to have badger the badger'. Please bring it back 😪

[@cavankilpatrick4607]

PS, you should definitely make Dave's beard part of the show. -Dave's epic beard challenge-

[@IceRisen_]

I think you should look for some math games for Dan (the Dave man) to do because he seemed to be very afraid of the prospect of doing any, more than the prospect of playing Alien Isolation

[@jimpachi98]

My squad goal? To actually beat The Witcher 3. No platinum, no 100% completion. I just want to be able to say I've beaten the effing game.

[@Noah-zz4ei]

#SqaudGoal for this week is to try make more sound during a comparative game session then Nate and Dave this video combined. xD

[@DeGoose84]

#301Club Yeah, at last I made it! Hi from Ireland.

[@javitsjacob4335]

damn soo close!

[@tbatty63]

Ok I'm still not convinced that daves beard is not a mind controlling alien that latched onto his face

[@IceRisen_]

#301 club yet again, i keep staying up until ridiculous hours of the morning just to get in, now I'm finally here i can rest easy... till the battle to join next week.

[@kevincox1702]

and i shall ever more refer to nath as "milky Tom Paris"

[@dylancreaven4155]

Since Nath just says 'Now time for this' *Squad goals theme song* and he basically just trails off at the end, I'm wondering what does Dave do when you just stare at him and not finish your sentence?

[@DanFarrell98]

You guys talking about the onesie made me realise, maybe you should get a new one, or perhaps every few weeks or month a new one related to new games as they come out. But they have to be embarrassing and uncomfortable though.

[@Mirha77]

#squadgoals Gearing up for Mirror's Edge Catalyst, I'd like to finally 3 star the Shard 1 and Atrium 1 time trials.

[@willneville6302]

You guys need to make a video or two on The Witcher 3 Blood and Wine when it comes out or a little before or whatever, that would be pleasant

[@fredpearce5424]

my squad goal is to do the kings fall raid, it is a shame when you only have four people and your busy with school.

[@wjf73]

Greetings from Melbourne, AU. I say this with a mixture of pride and shame, mostly shame, but the picture of Tom Paris on the one on onesie challenge isn't actually Tom Paris from Voyager its actually Nick Locarno from the TNG episode, The First Duty. Same actor though...

[@PlayStationAccess]

+Wayne Fraser I am so ashamed :( - Dave

[@beavolasvegas]

#301club PRAISE SWEET BABY JESUS I MADE IT TO THE PROMISE LAND!!!! I can feel my powers GROWING!!!!!!! I SHALL BE KING! Well thats if Rob, Dave, and Nathan let me.......... Heeeeeeeeeeeey buddies, mind if I rule you guys? I will give you each a 200 foot solid gold Delson Statue

[@Jackmaster110]

Hey access love the work you guys do, and my squad goals is to complete fallout 3, new Vegas and to complete fallout 4 (again)

[@TyphoidBryan]

#squadgoals Fallout 4: Finding new, exciting ways to shoot hoops with the Junk Jet and plenty of basketballs on-hand!