RouLetsPlay - Quiplash 2

[@MDefender22]

Whoever wrote Sir Cumference, Thank you for the best answer of the day

[@corbinselanne7990]

It was probably Barbara.

[@MDefender22]

Sir Loin was also great

[@vexx80000]

Sadly Sir Pent died of a snake bite. It was a prank by Sir Prize

[@slydoespie]

666

[@jakobthomas1926]

Sir Ep Titious was my favorite

[@TheDiggster13]

I feel like the guy who wrote Sir Cumference didn't get enough credit for that phenomenal joke

[@wyparadiddle]

TheDiggster13 its an old joke my dude

[@MrFlamingJester]

Wypara, Doesn't mean it's not funny

[@calebheinis965]

The joke was well rounded.

[@jill701]

Caleb Heinis Get out

[@generalracoon1049]

I can barely hold it

[@jessirose]

7:42 What's lurking under your bed while you sleep? Someone: Geoff.. Someone please come pick him up... Props to that person that was great

[@ducklingrose]

I absolutely loved that one.

[@Phatnaru0002]

I find it funny that michael's answer was from a woman's perspective and lindsay's answer was from a man's perspective.

[@thebread9874]

Sums up that marriage

[@dantehaskell5688]

Their marriage right there

[@unrulybot1352]

I sense a long marriage

[@broneighmane5890]

"Goddamn this room and everyone who works in it."- Gavin 2017

[@sadboiiuloff5508]

Time? Lol

[@98kazer]

"A Pentagram, The Devil, Blood and Whoopi" -Most probably Ryan Possessing Jack 2017

[@heyitscj7726]

ÜLoff Bülgoraff 25:40

[@RedJLP]

Some time later... "They made a baby!"

[@corbinselanne7990]

Broneigh Mane It was Michael's third time he and someone else wrote the same answer, this one against Jack. Michael had previously won such a matchup against Jeremy and Lannan, then subsequently beat Lindsay in his fourth occurrance

[@corkey159]

Whoever said Sir Cumference is a fucking legend.

[@corbinselanne7990]

It's a pretty good mathematics joke, if that's why you're saying that

[@MrCubFan415]

Sir Loin was pretty good too

[@britishjack9931]

I would have put Sir Wanksalot

[@scass14]

"Both of the people who wrote those MADE A BABY."

[@corbinselanne7990]

That was Michael's fourth case of him and someone else writing very similar answers (and against different people each time); that time Lindsay was the other person, after previously winning against Jeremy, Lannan, and Jack in that order

[@cadensaunders2301]

28:14

[@wolfwarrior1176]

2 babies now.

[@SamuelDuplessis12]

@@moreno4821 yup they have another kid.

[@P4rtyB34r97]

I still love the "FUCKING WHAT!"

[@gh0stassassin6]

25:35 i have actually had something like this happen in a game of quiplash where the question was "what is mans best friend?" and i wrote his right hand and my friend wrote his left hand.

[@falseprophet1415]

That is fuckin amazing.

[@EPICHUD]

So I'm assuming your friend is left handed?

[@iannations2543]

I wonder if quip pro quo is in the sequel as well? If that question comes up again, try typing "a dog"

[@Tee-OhBee]

I don’t believe you

[@QuikVidGuy]

Southpaw

[@mattullrich]

"I'm a professional idiot" best description of achievement hunter ever

[@gabbygurloya]

"He's drank 3." "Oh my God, WHY?!" "BECAUSE IM TIRED!" Same.

[@sydney2802]

Jeremy: "I can't remember what my stupid question was." *question pops up* "I remember what my question was."

[@bexnewt]

Eagerly awaiting the birth of Michael and Lindsay's rabbit baby.

[@cowboycolts]

a little over 2 months away she's due in June

[@brit6401]

Becca Jannou so excited !!!!!

[@DeathBatBabe97]

Akari Yata 35 days!

[@igamarurbytes]

She's here!

[@cowboycolts]

that was a short 35 days

[@NinjaSlay3r]

"You call that a Fuck maggot" Greatest quote of 2017 calling it now.

[@lukepraisner1327]

john butterly I want that on my gravestone

[@MrGeorgeFlorcus]

5 minutes in, "Jeremyis tini" and "MyDikis tini" Alright fine, have my thumbs up.

[@Edwardthe5th]

"Goddamn this room and everyone who works in it." -Gavin Bless you guys though. This was hilarious!

[@CButtonshaw]

Jeremy knows the audience eh? It's like he used to be one of us... lol

[@thejunksynchronhero]

What's lurking under your bed when you sleep? Geoff, someone pick him up. XD

[@WhiteLama]

Thanks Jeremy, never before have I laughed food up through my nose, but your impression of that drill sergeant managed to get some spaghetti up there. Good job, sir.

[@Ninjapandas0010]

WhiteLama damn that's impressive

[@TheVanezi]

Jack's was better tho.

[@PHANTOMCOWGIRL]

Like, a bit, or the whole noodle? Cause you never go whole noodle.

[@vaidonplays9292]

I didn't think it was that funny. I'm numb to them after so many years I think

[@silvertamagachi]

Jeremy and Jack were both pretty fantastic. I would join their army.

[@JacOfArts]

It's always awesome when Michael and Jeremy are laughing together, they're like the biggest two juveniles in their neighborhood when they actually do something, like when they both set Gavin on fire with a flare gun while Jack and Ryan were making a bunch of Titanic references in GTAV

[@wolfwarrior1176]

When gavin, michael, and jeremy start plotting things are gonna happen...be it good or really REALLY stupid

[@cassiemoyles4177]

The fact that Michael and Lindsey's child is in the room kills me oh my god

[@Glaycier]

Imagine them growing up and finding this.

[@ghostprime6320]

Pretty sure their child was in the room because she was still inside Lindsay at this point

[@Hazard1007]

"Pulled a rabbit out of their twat" LITERALLY made me piss myself laughing. Funniest AH moment EVER. (So far)

[@lucasbell4831]

Hazard 1007 Nope. Nowhere near funniest ever.

[@PHANTOMCOWGIRL]

Dooo-do-do-do-do-do-do-do.

[@tabi8868]

That and the one with the Betting Buddies both have to be the funniest things ive seen

[@ArenDsiire]

Loved it too, but I think the humour comes most from how you pronounce 'twat'. For me it rhymes with hat, so I found it genius and hilarious. :P Sadly though, if you pronounce it 'twot' the joke isn't nearly as good. :(

[@icecoldnut5152]

Never forget the moment they find gavins trophie room. Or when gavin flubbed so hard he said "I haven't found agagdgbuda" I love that minecraft episode so much.

[@maximilian420]

achievement hunter is a hive mind

[@michaelamohr6729]

Michael's absolutely infectious laughter will get me every time! doesn't even matter what it is he's laughing at, I'll be laughing too!

[@sydney2802]

Whenever Michael says 'you don't know that' or 'why would you think that?' he absolutely did whatever you're accusing him of.

[@TheVGamerX]

8:27 So that's why they call it a drill sergeant. (I'm sorry)

[@turkeygrasslesnatch4742]

Michael's laugh at 25:35 is magical. It saved me.

[@WoodburyWrestling]

A lesser-known Knight of the Round Table: Sir Mix-a-lot

[@TomboTime]

For education purposes (for those of you too lazy to look it up) Gandhi's real first name is Mohandas. "Mahatma" was a name given to him by his followers that means "Messiah" I believe.

[@rustlemania3353]

title*

[@locochoify]

Where's My-hat-man?

[@IkeFanBoy64]

Never gone to war with Ghandi once in the 380 hours I've played Civ 5 Always befriend him

[@PublicEnemyMinusOne]

Underrated comment. Thanks for sharing. It's always nice to learn something new everyday.

[@azhaar113]

Mahathma is maha aathma... Great spirit... Or great soul..

[@DeionSpeaks]

Jack, you got me good with the drill sergeant one. That was golden.

[@mushydogleish95]

25:35 is the hardest I've laughed in a long time hah

[@benjaminhorn9590]

Rowan Dogleish No joke, I was drinking water when that question came up, and I started choking and spitting it everywhere

[@JustAGiraffe]

People from Australia, Boston, Jersey, Texas, and the U.K are all represented here.

[@kalen1702]

Besides Lindsey's first screw up where she answered the wrong question, I enjoyed her a lot in this video.. keep it up girl 🤙🏼

[@livejoker24]

Loving the broship that Michael and Jack are having. They're fucking hilarious together.

[@jordanlamb5026]

Jack was fucking killing it this lets play, anyone who says he isn't funny is clearly wrong

[@thesquishedelf1301]

Jordan Lamb He's a great comedian, usually a sub-par lets player. He demolishes Jackbox games but is kinda just the spare everyman in, say, gta.

[@jordanlamb5026]

The Squished yeah but he's changed in recent years, he's way more laid back and I'd rather have him in lets plays over Geoffs constant questions and shitty gameplay. Jeremy, Gavin, Micheal, Ryan and Jack is the perfect team for a lets play

[@PublicEnemyMinusOne]

Jordan Lamb He's a good guy :) And yeah really funny too. From day one, I've never understood why he gets hate.

[@tylersprouse6861]

Jordan Lamb Michael, Ryan, Jack, and Gavin are the best crew imo

[@moviemaker2011z]

@@PublicEnemyMinusOne it's his political shit. The man is a die hard communist against America. That's why people hate him.

[@CCSTPOOM]

To this day, I still want to see Micheals face when he yells at 28:03 I bet its priceless

[@floyd12ish]

This was funny as shit

[@hydropumpsquirtle]

Agreed XD

[@AnInsaneOstrich]

or funny as dicks?

[@irishjet2687]

I just thought of a great answer for "The title of an erotic movie for elephants" after four years: "An Elephant Never Forgets Her First".

[@joesundae]

11:45 probably the most genuine laugh I've ever heard from Michael 😂

[@valritz1489]

Ostriches are actually not racist at all. A major problem with raising ostriches is they find humans more sexually attractive than other ostriches.

[@theeshyguy]

They spend WAY too much time together lol

[@Poppythedog2]

theeshyguy1 well it is their job you normally spend a lot of time with your co workers

[@gerardomacias7370]

Well at least they have someone to play with. ~Hello darkness my old friend.

[@jonathancavazos-harris2061]

Rosinante Donquixote I will play a game online if you want just let me know.

[@DbonnRP]

well they work together

[@corbinselanne7990]

Michael won all four clashes he was involved in under such conditions. His win over the Aussie, his answer is an actual type of clothing, mostly of the hosiery variety.

[@alliew31]

if Lindsay had said Sir Bedevere then I would have thought it was a Monty Python and the Holy Grail reference

[@Alpha121198]

Allison Watts I was waiting to see "Sir Who-Will-Not-Be-Appearing-In-This-Video."

[@twoearproductions1139]

What's a sno-cone? Sno-one knows

[@UponThisAltar]

The Traveler Get out.

[@NicolaiAAA]

God dammit, Barb.

[@christianreinard8747]

Mitchell C. It's barb dammit barb

[@Frank_Ditch]

Christian Reinard damnit you beat me to it

[@CritScratch]

I Sno what you mean

[@captain4229]

1:40 The Sunny88P reference is great, what a callback lol

[@Y2Kilo]

It’s always sunny!

[@EternalMagikarp]

I love how progressively angrier and angrier having gets toward Lindsey about Galahad

[@purplemacaw4189]

shout out to sunny88p rofl that was amazing

[@stormscorpion1]

Purple Macaw I miss ib so much

[@Salavatorepulcrano7064]

Purple Macaw ROLF

[@enisylo]

Purple Macaw what a great community we have here.

[@dannutt5701]

Shut the fuck up. It's comments like this that shows how ungrateful the fandom has become. You're getting 12 new episodes of free content and people are bitching about it.

[@generictimestamperstupendi9021]

I don't get it Someone explain where its from?

[@TellerFarsight]

That Bengay joke was actually really damn funny. You stumbled on the execution JDoolz, but I applaud the attempt.

[@BlackKatKam]

the butthole and taint question literally had me in tears

[@DrDarkheart]

Sometimes it feels like Michael and Jack are better friends now than Gavin and Michael

[@DrDarkheart]

Ghoul Yer autocorrected into that

[@TrashMasterTV]

Every video's comments are either "Jack isn't funny" or "Lindsay isn't funny". Got old 2 years ago and it's still annoying

[@dantehaskell5688]

Jacks vary plain and Lindsay is vary vary boring and just bad her humor makes zero sense

[@Jetstreamsamdidnothingwrong]

Dante Haskell comedy is subjective and even then the whole point Of his comment was people complain so much to the point it got annoying

[@dantehaskell5688]

@@Jetstreamsamdidnothingwrong still boring and annoying to this day

[@Jetstreamsamdidnothingwrong]

Dante Haskell and? Like I get it you don't like them but you didn't disprove ether of my points

[@dantehaskell5688]

@@Jetstreamsamdidnothingwrong I don’t need to I just dislike them both

[@Alphabunsquad]

I fucking love people from Boston. Whoever they are, even if they are incredibly nice, they are all assholes that make fun of people like they are elementary school bullies. They give no shits and it's just hilarious.

[@thewatchingchurch8687]

Achievement Hunter has become a hive mind.

[@RaphaelBas1995]

Anyone get the feeling Lindsay doesn't really care about how games work? She just does whatever she wants. Personally, I find it pretty funny how everyone else reacts.

[@emilionair]

FUCKIN SEHCIRTSO!!! I'M DONE

[@jbbeats7786]

25:28 possibly the greatest quiplash round in AH history

[@siegesquirrel42]

I love this game because it brings out everyone's inner Gavin.

[@DeviltoGeorgia34]

Erotic Elephant Movie: Pack-Her-Derm?

[@Bec-fs2ks]

DeviltoGeorgia34 that's what I thought too! 😂

[@ScuttleButtles]

DeviltoGeorgia34 derm means skin and it kind of gave it a silence of the lambs, buffalo bill type of feel

[@Popman_71]

Water for the Elephants (That ain't water)

[@mutrah13]

Trunk in the junk

[@AmadeusGregory]

Operation Dumbo Plop?

[@joeytaylor1021]

It’s funny that Michael laughed his head off at someone else’s quip on his same prompt was almost the same with the difference being a male and female part but three minutes later Michael gets pissed when it happens again 25:34 28:03

[@trentsims]

At 8:40 that is a drill Sargent I could get behind ;).

[@etxgaming2303]

OMG Michael's laugh is the best. It's right up there with Geoff's.XD

[@JohnPeacekeeper]

Who else wants to see a Rabbit Jones and Pubert playdate?

[@JustAGiraffe]

This game would be better if the players had their selections worth 10pts.

[@MrUnbearablepain]

This was probably my favorite let's play in a long time. I love how much fun they have with games like these.

[@dom5pawn13]

So the Lindsay and Michael have to name their kid Rabbit, right?

[@dragonforceczar1610]

Spawnie1989 I'd have suggested Harry, as a pun, but they're having a girl.

[@23mrbee]

Could be short for Harriet.

[@Sonicfalcon16]

Close, eye

[@nicholi8933]

This one always has me in tears, no matter how many times I watch it.

[@BroadBoulders]

20:25 "Who's Gandhi?" "You know...I've never hit a kid before."

[@jameswalker6384]

"A fucking pair, nerd" god damn I'm still in tears

[@camnies548]

Lindsay is hilarious.

[@BrimstoneBrigadier]

When she isn't struggling to remember to breathe, yes.

[@fumblewahnka1851]

I haven't laughed this hard at a video in a long time. Thank you, AH for this. This was wonderful.

[@TheFranky49]

You guys produce great content when you play Quiplash. You should do it more often. Jackbox games FTW!

[@blakeares3424]

It fills me with joy when Michael bursts out laughing.

[@hankdill5611]

What is the worst flavor for a snow cone? snow flavored.

[@Anas0_ali]

10:56 that simplest answers are the best😂😂😂

[@jakobthomas1926]

For w.w.w., I would've said Woogity Woogity Woogity (from Rocket Power)

[@VitalVampyr]

Wailing Wallachian Wombats

[@kharmachaos667]

I would've said Weird, Wet, and Wild

[@Alphabunsquad]

Jakob Thomas I would have wrote "Jonathan Ross" but only the brits would get it

[@dbread955]

Jakob Thomas Wu Wux Wan

[@icecoldnut5152]

Swiggity swooty get da booty

[@ayondasgupta8302]

21:03 Jeremy"i don't remeber what my other question was" 2 seconds later "I remeber what my other question was"

[@TehAuroraWolf]

my joke with "the View" would have been "-ed" like the way the view ends is "The Viewed" past tense also would have gone with "Wanking Willy Wonka" as the first final round

[@YamiJay]

I lost it a couple of times and almost choked on my drink once. God! This was HILARIOUS!!!

[@xxWillxx92]

I'M ONLY HUMAN DON'T PUT THE BLAME ON ME

[@pluto3194]

I'm putting all the blame on you.

[@alekascellar]

William A M rag 'n bone man *finger guns*

[@emTwoZero]

Lindsay in the first round was hilarious. Definitely a new favorite video.

[@RandomGerman8008]

I have actually heard people being called a squid before. It's a derogatory word for a gay person. But not a normal gay person. One of those flamboyant over the top, there is no way you can't not notice they are gay type person.

[@leebowen67]

25:30-28:50 best segment in AH history LOL

[@AbbeeBlu]

I need Quiplash with facecams, I would die crying along with watching them die! :'D

[@bossman1430]

22:25 I would have written "give him the succ" but that's just me

[@SlicRickCosplay]

23:57, I hereby Bequeath a Boot To The Head.

[@victorhernandez8723]

Rick McFarlin The Fanatics?

[@needamuffin]

I love that Ryan's very wordy and specific answers get put in even when he's not playing. He's infected them all with it.

[@raptorgaming6442]

Give a like in memory of Sir Cumference

[@billsutherby]

I don't understand why so many people seem to hate Lindsay. Is it just her voice? I can kinda see how some people might find it grating, but I don't feel that way. Some of the shit Lindsay says has me rolling with laughter. And it's even funnier if you picture Ruby saying them.

[@xitelmaster]

Audience participation ruins this game. Rather than actual cleverness being rewarded, the only thing that matters is pandering to the lowest common denominator. People win for making the same joke over and over and over because "lol it's a callback I get it!" Edit: to clarify, I'm not saying it ruins the video. I loved the video, nearly choked on my food at a couple points. I'm saying that the way the audience is implemented in Quiplash specifically ruins it as a game.

[@rahultnene]

Yep. FH made fun of that when they did Quiplash as they kept spamming Chyna jokes to game the system

[@Snapplefact852]

Ya but Geoff's gavin jokes were amazing

[@CzechThisOutToday]

Snapplefact852 They quickly stopped being funny.

[@Greendogblue]

Yeah, I love Jackbox games but the audience votes make streams impossible to enjoy

[@Ashar121]

I literally had this same comment in the original Quiplash video. "Race crime" was the fucking best answer in the whole game and the audience went with "Diabetes". It's the same as when people show up to panels and ask questions like "Will you name your kid Taylor Jones?" or yell "Just Blaze!". I can't watch panels because I cringe so hard.

[@HiiroRocker101]

"Grow a fucking pair, nerd, in the garden" was the highlight of the video for me.

[@heyitscj7726]

I remember I was playing Fibbage with a group of friends, and three of us, including me, tried to put down “Tentacle Porn” as an answer, but since we all spelled it differently (I spelled it right and they had two different misspellings), the game didn’t recognize them as the same answer, and we all started dying

[@TheSsjkl]

Jeremy yelling "because I'm tired" in the beginning set the tone for this video, excellent

[@TheTrueBrawler]

W.W.W. stands for Woodrow Wilson's Weiner

[@quinnfrench3523]

that was an amazing roulettesplay. Probably my favourite quip lash to date.

[@jacobwells9207]

10 bucks says someone will use Michael and Lindsey's baby as an excuse to ship SunxRuby

[@Mr-Trox]

Jacob Wells They've used their relationship as an excuse since Sun was introduced.

[@krablord]

I love how Lindsay and Michael both answered the magician question; but Michael said 'my vagina' and Lindsay said 'their twat'. I woulda expected the opposite

[@baconlettucepotato69]

"you need four men to make an M." so many questions not enough answers

[@unafraidwuazar1137]

this is the most I've laughed at an AH video in a long ass time

[@budd5475]

I laugh so hard when they play quiplash🤣

[@busterthedog7660]

'A fu**ing pair, nerd' wins for me.

[@shadow3d1]

Can someone please explain to me why AH doesn't do more Quiplash videos when EVERY. SINGLE. QUIPLASH. VIDEO. gets over 1 million views?

[@StairwaytoHeavenLZ]

"It would be really cool if you could grow a fucking pair in your garden, nerd." I lost my fucking shit at this point and I'm pretty sure I woke up my roommate with my half-choked-back laughter. The savagery is strong with this one, even though the verticality is not.