FEMALES IN THE INFANTRY

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A Combat Veteran

A Combat Veteran

Күн бұрын

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@bluescluessuperagent
@bluescluessuperagent 4 жыл бұрын
"is this one of the transitioning soldiers we were briefed on? whats up bro?" cracked me up
@Armor_of_Torrent
@Armor_of_Torrent 3 жыл бұрын
"they're allowed now" lmao
@arthas640
@arthas640 3 жыл бұрын
I love how they almost instantly accepted a Male transexual but couldn't accept a female
@shoezomaku
@shoezomaku 3 жыл бұрын
That had me dying
@kristenmoon9964
@kristenmoon9964 3 жыл бұрын
@@arthas640 That would be female transexual in this situation. ( I am one of the 'allowed now' ones. )
@kristenmoon9964
@kristenmoon9964 3 жыл бұрын
@Jack Daniels you're referring to sex, not gender. And no one claims sex does change. Make sure you can pass basic biology before trying to critique someones existence, ol #7
@Antan-dp4wb
@Antan-dp4wb 4 жыл бұрын
I’m scared with the fact that she stayed in character through most the bloopers.
@Varifyr
@Varifyr 4 жыл бұрын
Because she has lived it
@honeybadger1245
@honeybadger1245 4 жыл бұрын
Do you go down all the way?
@Love-Is-Kind
@Love-Is-Kind 4 жыл бұрын
So I'm not the only one who felt completely uncomfortable with her character and had memories of dealing with these kind of females? Talk about moments of anxiety and PTSD triggered. UGH!!!
@michaelvacanti7990
@michaelvacanti7990 4 жыл бұрын
She scares me lol
@voided76
@voided76 4 жыл бұрын
Bearing is bearing baby. hold the goddamn line lol
@psychoshaggie
@psychoshaggie 2 жыл бұрын
“That’s sexual assault SGT!!” Grabs a handful of hair & jerks head back “I’ll show you sexual assault” That right there cracks me up every time I see this skit
@vasek60
@vasek60 2 жыл бұрын
Totally didn't like.. Didn't.. Get me moist or anything.. Noo.
@Michael-pt8gj
@Michael-pt8gj 2 жыл бұрын
@@vasek60 yo calm down
@bruhweedles8312
@bruhweedles8312 2 жыл бұрын
@@vasek60 …..
@TheHighRoad1748
@TheHighRoad1748 2 жыл бұрын
@@vasek60 your mom dropped you when you were a baby
@anoblefish411
@anoblefish411 2 жыл бұрын
I def didnt get any boner or anything
@justinnewcomb2279
@justinnewcomb2279 2 жыл бұрын
“I have 300 on the male scale and 650 on the ACFT” Funniest line
@fenrir834
@fenrir834 2 жыл бұрын
funny joke indeed
@danijelandroid
@danijelandroid 2 жыл бұрын
I might have been impressed if I know what those figures meant. 🤔😁
@justinnewcomb2279
@justinnewcomb2279 2 жыл бұрын
@@danijelandroid 300 is max on the APFT and it's almost impossible to reach it even if you're a ranger. the ACFT is gender neutral and only extends to a max of 600 so she "officially" crushed it even on max. which means she can deadlift more than 340 lbs and complete 60 hand release pushups in two minutes.
@muhammudbinislam7843
@muhammudbinislam7843 2 жыл бұрын
@@justinnewcomb2279 For her stature who looks like she weights 50 kg it's not possible but if she was more bulky and ripped women can lift 340 lbs if they train for 3 years straight.
@jkxss
@jkxss 2 жыл бұрын
@@muhammudbinislam7843 The average man in the gym doesn't even lift 340 lb deadlift... Yeah there are chicks who can deadlift 340 lbs and more, but they are yolked.
@helloturtle3749
@helloturtle3749 3 жыл бұрын
Sgt HEISPEED, bruh that's like a solid ass hidden gem of a joke there.
@smokeabomb7406
@smokeabomb7406 3 жыл бұрын
I’m honestly wondering if that’s his name by random chance, or I’m just retarded and overthinking a joke
@AdmiralHalimesh
@AdmiralHalimesh 3 жыл бұрын
@@smokeabomb7406 it could be either or is the best part 😂I've known a guy named Deathrage, and another guy named Slaughter. Haispeed wouldn't surprise me at all
@mrpj1390
@mrpj1390 3 жыл бұрын
Non-army people won't catch on to it.
@East_Coast_Toasty_Boy
@East_Coast_Toasty_Boy 3 жыл бұрын
@@mrpj1390 Navy here, care to fill me in on it??
@GryphonIndustrial
@GryphonIndustrial 3 жыл бұрын
@@East_Coast_Toasty_Boy Referencing "High speed, low drag" its a military slang term. Usually one of them has the Heispeed tape and the other has Loedrag.
@hh0520
@hh0520 4 жыл бұрын
"do you go down all the way" HILARIOUS 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
@djvell01
@djvell01 4 жыл бұрын
double entendre🤣🤣🤣
@shannongreen1520
@shannongreen1520 3 жыл бұрын
That shit kills...LMAOOOOO
@SHADOWofJUSTiCE
@SHADOWofJUSTiCE 3 жыл бұрын
best part
@CCMorgan
@CCMorgan 3 жыл бұрын
There's a difference between men making these jokes among themselves, vs men and women making these jokes to each other. Do people honestly think this isn't going to inevitably lead to sexual tension and people fooling around... especially in high stress situations, out in the sticks... this video just helps prove the point.
@hh0520
@hh0520 3 жыл бұрын
@@CCMorgan along your same premise....sooooo violent video games create killers?
@HellFighterz
@HellFighterz 4 жыл бұрын
"Look where I'm patting.. can I do this with her? No" Lmfao
@SteelSaint749
@SteelSaint749 4 жыл бұрын
She's flat as the wall, what does it matter?
@theguyinthechair8254
@theguyinthechair8254 3 жыл бұрын
@@SteelSaint749 what the fucc bro
@SSingh-nr8qz
@SSingh-nr8qz 3 жыл бұрын
Oh the eye contact!
@Agent1W
@Agent1W 3 жыл бұрын
Bros before...
@lewismiller870
@lewismiller870 2 жыл бұрын
@@theguyinthechair8254 is he lyin' tho? :dead:
@youreright385
@youreright385 4 жыл бұрын
I wish overqualified females making those of us in combat jobs insecure was the problem, unfortunately it’s not though.
@austinsessums1486
@austinsessums1486 3 жыл бұрын
There are overqualified females?
@redjellonian8126
@redjellonian8126 3 жыл бұрын
I wish qualified females in the non combat jobs making people insecure was a problem.
@jonsmitt9769
@jonsmitt9769 3 жыл бұрын
Overqualified individuals are a plot device in a narrative. A Mary Sue caricature to challenge the patriarchy.
@SandMDOTCOM1
@SandMDOTCOM1 3 жыл бұрын
In my 21 years of military service (12B/11B) I have not met one female that I would want in a firefight. Good soldiers yes, but in a firefight no. For males I can say 1/4 I wouldn't trust in a firefight, but if they can take orders they still are of some use. You either have it or you don't. Same goes for Corrections (my civilian career)... women have a great part in the job... but fighting is usually not what they are great at. What they usually ARE good at is communicating and de-escalating. Which is a good skill to have too.
@orlock20
@orlock20 3 жыл бұрын
Overqualified people are in demand so you don't notice them except maybe when they are flying around or that knocking in the tank's engine stops.
@jayce3991
@jayce3991 3 жыл бұрын
Holy shit imagine going through BCT with the last name Heispeed.
@stuka80
@stuka80 2 жыл бұрын
lol
@soggytaco4207
@soggytaco4207 2 жыл бұрын
Had a buddy go through with the last name of “Part” Long story short “Private Part” was involved in a lot of shit...
@ernestpaniagua1210
@ernestpaniagua1210 Жыл бұрын
Had a guy in basic named sham and he was a red headed guy did he get some shit 🤣 LMFAO first time the DS saw him he had to walk away along with the senior DS shaking their heads
@Ominous-t9i
@Ominous-t9i Жыл бұрын
@@soggytaco4207 We had a guy who's last name was "Drinkwater" lmfao. He turned out to be a satan worshipper (not fucking joking). Was an interesting time.
@drbenzer01
@drbenzer01 2 жыл бұрын
are we going to see more of Sgt. Askale The comedic timing was good with the facial expressions to commicate her disgust. Keep up the good work, cant wait to see more.
@3Dani.
@3Dani. 4 жыл бұрын
The way she maintained her military bearing even during the bloopers!
@aironiversen9214
@aironiversen9214 3 жыл бұрын
Right!! 😐
@swift_stix-tre9594
@swift_stix-tre9594 3 жыл бұрын
She still gonna be on her period during combat. Longest I didn’t shower for on the COP was about 3 months. She gonna need a lot of water bottles. Good luck with that haha
@yeoldseawitch
@yeoldseawitch 3 жыл бұрын
I couldn’t hold it in when Peter and Juston started laughing after “Do you go down all the way?” Improv man, you never know what you’re gonna say 😂 I’m not military sorry, just acting 🤷🏼‍♀️😊
@3Dani.
@3Dani. 3 жыл бұрын
@@yeoldseawitch Great acting skills! I was convinced you’re a (former) Soldier!
@yeoldseawitch
@yeoldseawitch 3 жыл бұрын
@@3Dani. aw thank you luv!
@mannyom3213
@mannyom3213 4 жыл бұрын
Fantastic, A+. To the point and happy to recieve the message. Seriously though, that poker face can melt an LMTV.
@yeoldseawitch
@yeoldseawitch 3 жыл бұрын
😊🙏🏼
@CHDSProductions
@CHDSProductions 4 жыл бұрын
Is he one of the transitioning soldiers they talking about "sup dude" lmao.
@smonelh
@smonelh 3 жыл бұрын
“Is that S1?” “One of those transitioning Soldiers?” I’m DEAD! 🤣
@MotherFitness2401
@MotherFitness2401 11 ай бұрын
Best line!
@jaypenha5352
@jaypenha5352 5 ай бұрын
Yess!! Lmao. That was priceless. I feel like they could have also hit it up with a, “ oh is this the new 42A that transferred from such and such battalion?”
@davidbachtel1721
@davidbachtel1721 Ай бұрын
What show is this?
@ianarnold7363
@ianarnold7363 3 жыл бұрын
garcia"do you go down all the way?" askale"do YOU" go down all the way?" first sergeant "she has a good point"
@tazirecadet5991
@tazirecadet5991 3 жыл бұрын
Sgt First Class, am a PFC
@georgemichaels2325
@georgemichaels2325 3 жыл бұрын
It's more important that the Sarge goes down ALL the way.
@ethanwhitney6168
@ethanwhitney6168 3 жыл бұрын
@@tazirecadet5991 Sometimes SFCs can serve in 1SG positions. I had one do a whole year of that before he was replaced by an actual 1SG.
@SpiraSpiraSpira
@SpiraSpiraSpira 3 жыл бұрын
@@ethanwhitney6168 I was de facto battery commander as a O-2 for almost 9 months because the CO kept either getting DUIs, divorced and leaving or otherwise getting kicked out of the Army. It was awesome.
@ethanwhitney6168
@ethanwhitney6168 3 жыл бұрын
@@SpiraSpiraSpira Haha I'm sure it was an interesting learning experience. Hopefully you had it recognized on your OER.
@BennyLlama39
@BennyLlama39 4 жыл бұрын
How is it there are four of 'em, and *she's* the only one who can keep a straight face for more than two seconds? Don't get me wrong-- it's good they're having fun while filming. 😀
@justonrg
@justonrg 4 жыл бұрын
She's an actress who doesn't have military experience and doesn't know the acronyms... so... it's like me watching stand up and not laughing when they make a reference to some political name or thing I'm not familiar with. 🤷‍♂️
@donaldsherman5913
@donaldsherman5913 4 жыл бұрын
@@justonrg I started to think she was an actress when I really took a deep look at her uniform, 10th Mountain Division, 101st Airborne , Airborne, Air Assault, and a Combat badge, that's just one badass solider in general, but I believed it at first
@shadowscreamer1
@shadowscreamer1 4 жыл бұрын
Probably cuz she legitimately thinks the skit is insulting
@justonrg
@justonrg 4 жыл бұрын
@@shadowscreamer1 She wouldn't have agreed to do it, then. 😉 It's okay that you can't find the humor in it. 🤷‍♂️ some comedy isn't for everyone. And there'll always be somebody who can argue another perspective and/or find something offensive. ...but just because we, as artists, can see and emphasize with both sides doesn't mean we're gonna stop producing content for what we already know what works best for us. 🎤 💧💥
@Warrior_Culture
@Warrior_Culture 4 жыл бұрын
@@justonrg Her agreeing to do it and not feeling insulted at the same time are probably specifically because she's not in, but that's just speculation. I see the humor in it, and it's not for me either. I have to deal with some real pricks on a daily basis, and while I certainly DO have a sense of humor, this mostly makes me feel bitter. I still appreciate the channel and a lot of the content. I'm just too fed up with guys in this particular regard to appreciate this.
@cedhoward8701
@cedhoward8701 4 жыл бұрын
Noticed the "HEISPEED" nametap instantly and cried laughing
@blackthought7250
@blackthought7250 3 жыл бұрын
Low drag
@user-tc7hb8mq1e
@user-tc7hb8mq1e 3 жыл бұрын
Straight Up - You need homies like that will keep you laughing...#LoughDragggggg
@MrMt42304
@MrMt42304 3 жыл бұрын
@@blackthought7250 Loedragg
@honeybadger1245
@honeybadger1245 4 жыл бұрын
Females in command be like: Males be like: This is a joke right? Da hell is this, Space Force?......First Sergeant
@cesaraguirre2134
@cesaraguirre2134 4 жыл бұрын
Underrated comment
@Bobsods
@Bobsods 4 жыл бұрын
@livnlf2thefulst taskandpurpose.com/.amp/news/army-combat-fitness-test-pause Looks like the gender neutral test is already causing complaints.
@Warrior_Culture
@Warrior_Culture 4 жыл бұрын
@@Bobsods Is there something out there that people DON'T complain about? Fuckem. I want the gender neutral test and I want it to be at the males standard of "difficulty". One less thing for guys to use against me when I wreck them.
@Raccoonactual
@Raccoonactual 4 жыл бұрын
@@Bobsods this article kills me. How the fuck does the leg tuck account for the most failures of the ACFT? Even if you're in the heavy group you only need 3 to pass lol. I would have thought that the sprint, drag, carry would be the one that had everyone crying to be honest. Or the dead lift for the heavy group.
@jaketaylor2923
@jaketaylor2923 3 жыл бұрын
@@Warrior_Culture “when I wreck them” weak minded, daddy issues, chip on your shoulder...
@johnq4535
@johnq4535 2 жыл бұрын
Combat soldier here, Nangarhar and Kunar provinces 2010-2011. Earlier I listed specific reasons why women should not be in combat with men, with specific real-world examples. I listed multiple examples on why it's dangerous for everyone involved and used my own experiences to make the point. My post was removed. I don't know why I didn't use profanity and was professional and respectful. Perhaps it didn't fit a narrative?
@christopherpaxton9823
@christopherpaxton9823 2 жыл бұрын
Woopsies 😂
@Dooom65
@Dooom65 2 жыл бұрын
Well Bro Hit me Up with it in this reply
@TheLilBear
@TheLilBear 2 жыл бұрын
"ThE ArMy ShOuLd Be InClUsIvE"
@t.k3650
@t.k3650 2 жыл бұрын
Can you try again? I am interested
@lewismiller870
@lewismiller870 2 жыл бұрын
oH nO ArE yOu A MiSoGynIsT?
@ShadowNinjaDestiny
@ShadowNinjaDestiny 3 жыл бұрын
"She knows exactly what to say so we can keep her. " Lady was killing it.
@stefanguajardo4701
@stefanguajardo4701 4 жыл бұрын
"So mental heath doesn't take her away from us" .. dead
@johnrivera3365
@johnrivera3365 Жыл бұрын
“You see where I’m patting? Can I do that with her?..” That cracked me up😂😂🤣
@dragonzgaming5056
@dragonzgaming5056 4 жыл бұрын
I'm scared to say what I wanna say she stayed in character the whole time.
@LIFEwithBAVAN
@LIFEwithBAVAN 3 жыл бұрын
Damn she must be honor guard with that straight face
@sekiromusashi4451
@sekiromusashi4451 4 жыл бұрын
"That was sexily assault" *grabs hair* "I'll show you sexily assault!"
@andrewcook2625
@andrewcook2625 3 жыл бұрын
Lol moment when you are both scared and aroused
@Kelemor
@Kelemor 3 жыл бұрын
I volunteer
@apexdemond554
@apexdemond554 3 жыл бұрын
Don’t threaten me with a good time
@Cx10110100
@Cx10110100 3 жыл бұрын
@@apexdemond554 yeah, now reverse the genders
@iamblight707
@iamblight707 3 жыл бұрын
@@Cx10110100 To the gulag you go
@Artak091
@Artak091 4 жыл бұрын
"Do YOU go down all the way?" 😂 that had me rollin.
@anna94k
@anna94k 4 жыл бұрын
"Look where I'm petting, can I do this with her? No." :D lol
@thehelper03
@thehelper03 4 жыл бұрын
That hair grab made me go to attention.
@paleamigo8575
@paleamigo8575 4 жыл бұрын
👍🤣
@Oscar-mp6hw
@Oscar-mp6hw 3 жыл бұрын
Haha right
@ragingshadowttv503
@ragingshadowttv503 3 жыл бұрын
"Did you go down all the way?" "Do you go down all the way?" Hell yeah SGT Askale! Loved that line. I was dead
@cosmicsanders4319
@cosmicsanders4319 2 жыл бұрын
Heispeed would be an absolutely fantastic name for an airforce pilot
@hansangb
@hansangb 2 жыл бұрын
The joke went right by you like a ninja - likely since you weren't in the Army. In the Army, anything that's "cool" is referred to as High-speed. Or High-speed Low Drag if using the full nomenclature. So when you see a nice car, you can say "that's highspeed' When someone has a nice classic Colt 1911, you can say "that's high speed" When someone has a burner/cooker that weighs nothing, you say "that's high speed" Finally, in the Army (at least in the Infantry) AF planes/pilots are referred to as "fast-mover"
@DanielDTUBWeinberger
@DanielDTUBWeinberger 4 жыл бұрын
1:44 past what she already said 300 on male scale and 650 on ACFT that got me rolling just judging by her parade rest this whole episode, she ain't human
@77wolf89
@77wolf89 4 жыл бұрын
Honestly, she looks pregnant already
@smesaric
@smesaric 4 жыл бұрын
pretty sure a 650 on the ACFT isn't even possible, and only a handful have gotten a perfect 600. I don't believe there is an extended scale.
@77wolf89
@77wolf89 4 жыл бұрын
@@smesaric Female...they get extra points
@smesaric
@smesaric 4 жыл бұрын
@@77wolf89 ohh yeah of course how could i forget
@cheuk-yintsang6623
@cheuk-yintsang6623 4 жыл бұрын
@@smesaric thats correct there is no extended scale for the ACFT
@lanny7721
@lanny7721 2 жыл бұрын
well crafted humor around the sexes, non offensive and witty, that's brilliant.
@robertlawrence4719
@robertlawrence4719 2 жыл бұрын
Offensive humor is the best. Screw woke , pc garbage.
@mattjack3983
@mattjack3983 Жыл бұрын
Non offensive? Too bad.
@lanny7721
@lanny7721 Жыл бұрын
@@mattjack3983 I don't understand what you're getting at.
@Elienguitar
@Elienguitar 2 жыл бұрын
How the hell she did that skit with a straight face is nothing short of impressive.
@bulletproofweasel
@bulletproofweasel 3 жыл бұрын
"Did you go down all the way" okay hmmm "do you go down all the way" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@JonSmith-oy4bi
@JonSmith-oy4bi 3 жыл бұрын
Honestly, she stayed in character better than the other 3. Props to her and I thank all of these fine soldiers for their service
@tesla_3_performance
@tesla_3_performance 4 жыл бұрын
"SSG Gonzales" .... anyone else catch that? 😄2:58
@justonrg
@justonrg 4 жыл бұрын
Dammit Peter!
@justonrg
@justonrg 4 жыл бұрын
He was talking to the other SSG who isn't in frame... 🤷‍♂️
@lonely_ghost9857
@lonely_ghost9857 4 жыл бұрын
😂😂now that u mentiom it yeah
@tesla_3_performance
@tesla_3_performance 4 жыл бұрын
@@justonrg 👌
@otanguma
@otanguma 4 жыл бұрын
I did lol I verified the tags and confused lol
@gabinomendez1411
@gabinomendez1411 4 жыл бұрын
“Your gonna let het talk to me like that”
@kyleprice5253
@kyleprice5253 3 жыл бұрын
She said "I'll show you sexual assault" because of that I never wanna have a battle buddy in the military or barracks that's a woman. Because she might get away with it 😆😂😂
@Cx10110100
@Cx10110100 3 жыл бұрын
Or she might assault you and get you in trouble alleging you did it
@tammyt3434
@tammyt3434 3 жыл бұрын
I was in an infantry unit where the old crusty guys were complaining about a long gone female soldier who had created a horrible toxic environment with textbook sexual harassment. I asked if they knew females could be reported for SHARP. No. No they did not. Thanks mandatory monthly briefings. Thanks so much for being such a deficit to the community.
@thinbluemerican470
@thinbluemerican470 3 жыл бұрын
"did you go down all the way?" **brazzers logo appears**
@BadKarma714
@BadKarma714 4 жыл бұрын
Do you go Down all the way lol that one got me rolling was that From her or was it in the script?
@yeoldseawitch
@yeoldseawitch 4 жыл бұрын
That was mine... it just came out man 😅
@kinginferno934
@kinginferno934 4 жыл бұрын
@@yeoldseawitch private inferno requests permission to utilize the latrine ma'am
@justonrg
@justonrg 4 жыл бұрын
This was pure improv! We rarely write scripts for these sketches; usually just come up with a premise and run with it. @mochimuse might not be a vet, but she definitely nailed that improvisation comeback that fits into our military and veteran humor!
@M0rdFustang
@M0rdFustang 4 жыл бұрын
@@yeoldseawitch epic 🔥😂
@BadKarma714
@BadKarma714 4 жыл бұрын
@@yeoldseawitch that was awesome I love it
@AnditoGamer
@AnditoGamer 4 жыл бұрын
SSG Heispeed checking out his EIB after seen her with a CIB. lmaoo
@trevor93015
@trevor93015 4 жыл бұрын
What I find bad is that it's OK to joke around with treating men with sexual assault
@GoldenGod69
@GoldenGod69 3 жыл бұрын
“She’s got a CIB..” lmao they can’t believe it
@aronnemcsik
@aronnemcsik 3 жыл бұрын
what is CIB?
@aronnemcsik
@aronnemcsik 3 жыл бұрын
@nikita thanks
@poingpoing1358
@poingpoing1358 Ай бұрын
@@aronnemcsikcombat infantryman badge
@aronnemcsik
@aronnemcsik Ай бұрын
@@poingpoing1358 so she was deployed?
@joepullin
@joepullin 2 жыл бұрын
SGT Askale reminds me of a quite a few females I worked with way back when. I was at Fort Campbell for a year and these guys got it down to a T. Took me about a day there to make me want to go back to Korea.
@Sujad
@Sujad 2 жыл бұрын
That sounds like BS.
@marinceja-hjr352
@marinceja-hjr352 4 жыл бұрын
Finally the full vid.
@reaper0-122
@reaper0-122 4 жыл бұрын
Am I the only one who got a little bit of wood when she grabbed drew like that? LOVE CHICKS LIKE THAT Like if I'm not alone here
@justinw1198
@justinw1198 4 жыл бұрын
Hooah
@Kamanda010
@Kamanda010 4 жыл бұрын
This mans into some freaky deeky shite
@petedog7156
@petedog7156 4 жыл бұрын
I'm ded
@Gayan-W
@Gayan-W 4 жыл бұрын
YOU Sir, are NOT the only one! 😀 I have a similar story from when I was on Camp Leatherneck. An E-7 and she would turn me on!!
@reaper0-122
@reaper0-122 4 жыл бұрын
@@Kamanda010 She's the female Fleece Johnson. "She like you and she want you."
@Mr.Ut21
@Mr.Ut21 4 жыл бұрын
Do YOU go down all the way 😂🤣😭😂🤣😭😂🤣😂😭🤣
@JeZ_ZeR
@JeZ_ZeR 3 жыл бұрын
"Did you put in your leave paper work? That's probably why she's here." LOL
@6TomCruz6
@6TomCruz6 3 жыл бұрын
Did you go down all the way? Do you go down all the way? 🤣 we need a medic for this burn
@BrianWilliams21706
@BrianWilliams21706 4 жыл бұрын
I pissed myself laughing when she asked "Do you go down all the way?" That could be taken in many different ways.
@jordansbear
@jordansbear 3 жыл бұрын
Lmaoooo it really could
@GryphonIndustrial
@GryphonIndustrial 3 жыл бұрын
3:05 - 3:41 had me DYIN'! Thats one of the funniest bits y'all two have ever done! I needed that laugh.
@mikevanroy9356
@mikevanroy9356 4 жыл бұрын
"Do you go down all the way?" I lost it.
@mr.m1garand254
@mr.m1garand254 3 жыл бұрын
"She's got a CIB Sgt"🤣😭
@ghosthunter0404
@ghosthunter0404 3 жыл бұрын
When she said "ill show you sexual harassment" I almost shit myself lol
@BoomerG21
@BoomerG21 4 жыл бұрын
Damn she was straight up stone faced through most of the bloopers
@Love-Is-Kind
@Love-Is-Kind 4 жыл бұрын
Dude! I can honestly say that this is the one and only absolute video you've ever produced that made me so uncomfortable... Because its 100% on point and true. I've experienced too many moments like this. WHEW!!! NOT A GOOD THING AT ALL!!!
@game.master69
@game.master69 3 жыл бұрын
As long as a female can keep up , I dont see an issue , I told them ( the army ) this in 2006
@jax3464
@jax3464 3 жыл бұрын
Do you go down all the way? Killer line and comeback. LOL!!!!!
@MMACHMP
@MMACHMP Жыл бұрын
you guys make me kinda miss the military not gonna lie
@phettywappharmaceuticalsll8842
@phettywappharmaceuticalsll8842 Жыл бұрын
I feel u me too but it’s more fun when you’re not actually there
@UnfilteredMedic
@UnfilteredMedic 4 жыл бұрын
The hand motions and from my own experience that is Infantry 100%. 😆 (I am/was a Medic in an Infantry unit.)
@andrewsabin729
@andrewsabin729 3 жыл бұрын
I’ve got nothing wrong with women in an infantry role so long as they can keep up their end of job. They shouldn’t lower the standards for women at all in any combat MOS’s. When those bullets fly and people get injured, the enemy isn’t going to be polite and wait patiently while they take the injured away.
@YOGOPRO1
@YOGOPRO1 3 жыл бұрын
When she grabbed his hair I lost it 😂😂
@sleepingninjaquiettime
@sleepingninjaquiettime 3 жыл бұрын
I was told the only reason females weren't in line units was because hygiene. I think it was 3 days that a female could stay in the field before they could shower. Idk how true this is but that is what I was told. When I talked to soldiers who had been in co ed units they made everything sound extremely emotional. They would talk about how they would finish some training and then group hug and cry. It sounds awesome and better then what I got: my ass patted and told to keep the good work up.
@EmperorPrinc3
@EmperorPrinc3 2 жыл бұрын
Rakkasans!! Currahee!! Rubs the empty velcro spot under his flag 😂
@adamcallahan242
@adamcallahan242 3 жыл бұрын
Boop, she got ya there, lmao🤣😂🤣😂
@timcasey1428
@timcasey1428 3 жыл бұрын
The funniest part of this skit is the idea of her having that high of an acft score!
@lastwolflord
@lastwolflord 4 жыл бұрын
Pretty funny watching them hold in their laughter.
@spencerthompson1
@spencerthompson1 3 жыл бұрын
Please bring back Sgt. Escalaie. She did a great job!
4 жыл бұрын
THIS IS JUST WRONG.. AND EXPERIMENT THAT HAS NEVER BEEN EXECUTED.. GOD HELP US
@HarPlayer
@HarPlayer 2 жыл бұрын
She’s the best. Makes the skit!!!😀😀😀😀😀
@chillios2222
@chillios2222 4 жыл бұрын
as an infantryman with a CIB is it wrong that I find her attractive, why is everyone rocking the EIB, that was definitely hard to get with the RakKasans, only a few in the BN.
@warsprite1888
@warsprite1888 3 жыл бұрын
Don't ask me brother, I sport a PUC and nobody even knows what that is. And yes it's bad that you find her attractive ( you'd scare her or break her, now put the pretty lady down and back slowly away...) but we already know you'd find a cute goat attractive after about 6 months in the field so your hereby forgiven but must make dinner plus are sentenced to doing the dishes in penance for your crime.
@coreyanderson7505
@coreyanderson7505 3 жыл бұрын
It was hard as hell to get in the 502nd also. I got mine!
@necromorph1109
@necromorph1109 3 жыл бұрын
Hey fello joe. yeah Did not see many with the EIB. PLENTY me included that had the CIB.
@SergeantSoldier.peacocks68
@SergeantSoldier.peacocks68 5 ай бұрын
I already have a CIB, can I have day off work? No. Can I be an EIB instructor? No. You don’t have an EIB. Okay then….No-Go, No-Go, No-Go, Go home. Laugh all the way back to the barracks.
@Craeshen
@Craeshen 3 жыл бұрын
she's trying not to break out laughing
@AeneasGemini
@AeneasGemini 3 жыл бұрын
Only issue I have with women in the military is they don't treat it as sexual harassment when a female enlisted does it. A woman will at worst get a slap on the wrist for something a man would get dishonourably discharged for (seen it happen)
@mrob456
@mrob456 4 жыл бұрын
This needs to be a TV show.
@jeddkeech259
@jeddkeech259 4 жыл бұрын
You see where I’m patting him I can’t do that with her 😂😂😂
@jordansbear
@jordansbear 3 жыл бұрын
I mean he’s not wrong
@martinmccloskey2435
@martinmccloskey2435 2 жыл бұрын
I just came your channel today. Oh my gosh, I was laughing so hard I was crying.
@kojosmith1210
@kojosmith1210 2 жыл бұрын
It’s exaggerations like this video that give an unrealistic expectation as to how females perform in combat units. This video suggests that females perform equal to or superior to their male counterparts, and it’s ignorant male soldiers that need to fall in line and show female soldiers some unearned respect. However, that’s not the way it’s played out so far. Having served in both all male and integrated units here’s what I’ve observed so far. 1.) a decline in overall fitness of both male and female soldiers 2.) a decline in unit discipline and accountability 3.) a dramatic decline in unit efficiency 4.) female soldiers unwillingness to do their jobs to par with basic standards 5.) female soldiers quitting or flat out denying to train. 6.) NCOs protecting female soldiers from work or letting them do whatever they want to spare themselves the trouble of having to deal with EO complaints. 7.) male soldiers doing their work and the female soldiers work as well. 8.) female soldiers inability to cope over the long term with the harsh realities of being on a line unit. 9.) favoritism and mass fraternization 10.) mass false allegations EO complaints & sharp complaints as a means to escape work or accountability 11.) finally actual sexual assault and harassment No one will ever admit that this has been a complete failure and a huge waste of time, but it has. With that said, nothing will change so I guess I’ll just shut my mouth and fall in line. It seems to me that being subservient to leftist ideologues is more important to the military than actual combat effectiveness & actually keeping soldiers alive. But hey at least now we get to pat ourselves on the back and say that we’re “woke”
@slugcatcher5558
@slugcatcher5558 2 жыл бұрын
Preach it.
@generic_username0
@generic_username0 2 жыл бұрын
Holy fucking shit this videos a joke
@kojosmith1210
@kojosmith1210 2 жыл бұрын
@@generic_username0 not a joke if you’re in a combat unit dealing with this shit already
@Commissar0617
@Commissar0617 2 жыл бұрын
@@kojosmith1210 the video is SATIRE... have you never heard of it?
@kojosmith1210
@kojosmith1210 2 жыл бұрын
@@Commissar0617 I think you’d be hard pressed to call this satire. This is more like sketch comedy. Let’s just say for arguments sake that it is in fact satire. Are you implying that there’s no point to satire? That an author of satire doesn’t have opinions, and isn’t writing the joke in order to make fun of a problem; or point out something they perceive as a greater truth? In this video if the writers are signaling to the audience that the “butt of the joke” should be the average ignorant male infantrymen. That’s not a whimsical joke, that’s a calculated move in order to appease a particular type of person in their audience. That’s also what’s known as a voiced opinion and a dividing line as to whom this channel thinks is the problem vs. who they are sticking up for in order to stay relevant and not get canceled. I am just making sure that the audience that reads the comments section knows that this channels opinion doesn’t speak for the entire community. They might have the loudest voice; however many people disagree with their assessment of the problem.
@GaDawg0513
@GaDawg0513 4 жыл бұрын
That gal looks like she walked off the set of Lord of the Rings
@yeoldseawitch
@yeoldseawitch 3 жыл бұрын
Thank you!
@enriqueguerraiii5359
@enriqueguerraiii5359 4 жыл бұрын
Im doing double the work hahah
@kccustodes2618
@kccustodes2618 Жыл бұрын
I come back to you guys over and over and it blows my mind why you don't have at least a small netflix thing or even this scene could be on SNL and get more laughs!
@andrealeighv1
@andrealeighv1 2 жыл бұрын
I still think her response to "Do you go down all the way" should have been "I go down better than you from what I heard from your wife."
@F14DSUPERTOMCAT
@F14DSUPERTOMCAT 2 жыл бұрын
Too crude. The subtlety by the repeat line is perfect imo.
@Goon685
@Goon685 3 жыл бұрын
"Ill show you sexual assault." Cracked me up
@Boyd6763
@Boyd6763 3 жыл бұрын
ngl she is cute though mad respect for her
@starshipcommand183
@starshipcommand183 3 жыл бұрын
I like her, she's COOOOLLL and super funny. I had to rewind her parts a lot because i was laughing so much!
@faaea13
@faaea13 3 жыл бұрын
Hahahaha...I was in the Marines and got out right when they started letting females into the infantry and this is hilarious
@cpK054L
@cpK054L 2 жыл бұрын
I'm super glad I got out in 2011, because in 2012, they let females into DIVISION.
@CplVelasco
@CplVelasco 3 жыл бұрын
"IT DOESNT MAKE ANY SENSE!" Welcome to the Army bro
@jesusbarraza3050
@jesusbarraza3050 4 жыл бұрын
Yo i fukin died when he said "is she S1?"🤣🤣💀💀
@pur3_chad353
@pur3_chad353 3 жыл бұрын
I love how many people took this seriously
@davidgiles4681
@davidgiles4681 2 жыл бұрын
I will make this simple: When a female can: Take a 240lb (fully loaded male soldier [with all weapons and stuff]) - lift said mail (fireman's carry), take said male soldier - 50 feet, and place said male in safety --- then she belongs in the Infantry. The same goes for Special Forces Females - she must use the male SF stats and rules. That is unfair to the males and puts the entire unit at risk. The same goes for APFT standards - the female must perform the same standards as the male.
@massimothetrog7111
@massimothetrog7111 2 жыл бұрын
I had an aunt like that...she's built like Gimli though. We were on the volunteer fire department and helped her do coroner work.
@postit5725
@postit5725 2 жыл бұрын
Female recruits go through school fitness test, 99.9% of them are dead weight
@MrRickstopher
@MrRickstopher 2 жыл бұрын
If I'm not mistaken they actually have different standards for female and male APFT. So the fact that she scored so high is meaningless. Hilarious that our military is becoming a mockery while the rest of the world is polishing their knives... Hahaha 😒
@bakerthree6r
@bakerthree6r 4 жыл бұрын
There’s no female NCO in the army with a CIB.
@nicolepadred6790
@nicolepadred6790 4 жыл бұрын
Actually, there is a M to F transitioned soldier who was infantry with a CIB. Sooo suck on that lady boi.
@pop1schlink
@pop1schlink 4 жыл бұрын
@@nicolepadred6790 well he's still a male soooo
@nicolepadred6790
@nicolepadred6790 4 жыл бұрын
@@pop1schlink that conversation is fair. Y’all have denser bone mass, and muscle mass naturally. So I think the most healthy and effective discussion is what are women the best at? Have them do that. It clearly ain’t carrying other people out, but that doesn’t mean they can’t be effective on a battlefield or on a team.
@09flinch
@09flinch 4 жыл бұрын
There actually is. Welcome to the Double A chief
@SHADOWofJUSTiCE
@SHADOWofJUSTiCE 3 жыл бұрын
that you know of. what's your clearance??
@Patrick1985McMahon
@Patrick1985McMahon 4 жыл бұрын
2:08 best part
@Mimu1983
@Mimu1983 3 жыл бұрын
I respect the female soldiers - but the thing is... I do not want to see a dead girl on the battlefield, even if she knew what she signed up for.
@MichelleMCTran
@MichelleMCTran 3 жыл бұрын
Lol. Women are equally as good as men in the military. I get that when I was in the Military program I have a high score 99.9% in the Asvab test. I had 1st Sgt Position. Took over the Battalion leader rank. Ppl be looking at me Like Oh fuck!
@lonely_ghost9857
@lonely_ghost9857 4 жыл бұрын
0:54 "Sh..she gots CMB sar'..." That got me idk why😂😂
@mcdonaldsguy8420
@mcdonaldsguy8420 4 жыл бұрын
CIB. Combat Infantryman Badge
@qpat300
@qpat300 4 жыл бұрын
I am both aroused and terrified.
@devinlindberg253
@devinlindberg253 4 жыл бұрын
Our females in 10th Mountain stayed in Kuwait on our last deployment.
@joshuaolmedaful
@joshuaolmedaful 3 жыл бұрын
Of course they did 😂
@devinlindberg253
@devinlindberg253 3 жыл бұрын
@@joshuaolmedaful still get to wear the patch because the regulation states if you’re in a forward area in support of OIF OEF or OFS you still get a patch if not even in a combat zone
@joshuaolmedaful
@joshuaolmedaful 3 жыл бұрын
@@devinlindberg253 then become ncos and lie to their soldiers about their experience down range 😂 and be extra hooah hooah 💀
@devinlindberg253
@devinlindberg253 3 жыл бұрын
@@joshuaolmedaful ya they’ll make 7 before me😂
@Sillystraw362
@Sillystraw362 3 жыл бұрын
I was in OFS 17-18, in kandahar afghanistan.
@gloriadevos1790
@gloriadevos1790 Жыл бұрын
Damn, in the 80’s the 187th was CONSTANTLY in the field! We had a joke that if you wanted to mail something to a buddy in the 187th, for the address, just write “Da Woods” on the envelope. Lol. This chick would be worn like a hood ornament and pregnant within a month around those guys, lol.
@RicoRaynn
@RicoRaynn 3 ай бұрын
Damn, I wish the females who came into combat arms were like this. In my short time as a frocked, infantry 1SG, I spent a good portion of my field time yelling at them to stop picking flowers and do their damn jobs. And I really wish I was kidding.
@Ocker3
@Ocker3 4 жыл бұрын
Damn she is Ice Cold, plays the part brilliantly. We need more Askale up in here!
@yeoldseawitch
@yeoldseawitch 3 жыл бұрын
🙏🏼😊
@damaribrackett1159
@damaribrackett1159 4 жыл бұрын
1:46 looked back like it was going to be a different person lol
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