Actually, God’s Cool with Gay Sex - Hampton Yount

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@orawolfgram2838
@orawolfgram2838 5 жыл бұрын
"What god would allow war??!!" "THE WAR GOD... THE GOD OF WAR"
@Jenkkimie
@Jenkkimie 5 жыл бұрын
Which is pretty funny because in the archaeology of Christianity Yahweh, the god that Chrisitians now call as their God originates from an ancient polytheistic Abrahamic religion where he was the god of war. No wonder he is so violent in the old testament, this was still a time he was the god of war. And no, not the cool god of war from the video games and books, the lame kind like the despots of history.
@regismarkv3208
@regismarkv3208 5 жыл бұрын
Boi!
@bel410la
@bel410la 5 жыл бұрын
Ares, the god of war.
@shizaanimations7634
@shizaanimations7634 5 жыл бұрын
Ares, not Kratos, Ares is a cool ass gladiator with a golden helmet, kratos is a pale guy with a chain
@evianwahter
@evianwahter 5 жыл бұрын
This assumes there are multiple gods
@joncoda365
@joncoda365 5 жыл бұрын
"So there's no god and I was thinking about that the other day." -Great Transition.
@tamarjmaletto
@tamarjmaletto 5 жыл бұрын
Im a Christian but I can still appreciate the humor
@joncoda365
@joncoda365 5 жыл бұрын
@@tamarjmalettoimpressively open-minded. Many Christians are quite upset by blasphemy or someone suggesting that their god isn't even real. I guess you can think it's funny and think he's going to be tortured forever in hell for saying this. Unless I'm straw-manning you, I realize you might not actually believe he's going to hell, and you might acknowledge the possibility that there is no god. I know there are different kinds of Christians.
@tamarjmaletto
@tamarjmaletto 5 жыл бұрын
@@joncoda365 lol I dont like to go around thinking of which ppl are going to hell, im just trying to laugh, live a happy life, love Jesus, and hope others can live happy lives too
@joncoda365
@joncoda365 5 жыл бұрын
Tamar Maletto outstanding. You sound like a really pleasant person. I do think the concept of eternal torture is a problematic aspect of Christianity. Especially if you believe in a perfect, omnipotent and omniscient god. You know, the whole epicurean riddle thing. I can understand not thinking about it. But if you’re into the philosophy of religion, you might want to spend some time on hell and the problem of evil. Test your faith, see if the things you believe are consistent with your model of reality. I did that when I was young, lost my religion to intellectual honesty. But I still laugh, and love, and live a pretty good life.
@jillmoss6803
@jillmoss6803 5 жыл бұрын
@@tamarjmaletto I appreciate you so so much
@marianav6213
@marianav6213 4 жыл бұрын
Watched the whole thing. Still not sure what his sexuality is but as a Bi person...he could get it
@gracehaven5459
@gracehaven5459 4 жыл бұрын
Fellow bi, my gaydar was broken on this man so good for him whatever that's worth lol
@luciferdiablo2509
@luciferdiablo2509 4 жыл бұрын
right
@sadisticgirl_
@sadisticgirl_ 4 жыл бұрын
He's bi, we're all a bit bi
@boopydoopy9156
@boopydoopy9156 4 жыл бұрын
@@gracehaven5459 another bisexual, I have great gaydar most of the time, but I can't tell.
@rooftop.dreams8606
@rooftop.dreams8606 4 жыл бұрын
Same, still cant figure it out lol
@whovianinthehizzayy
@whovianinthehizzayy 5 жыл бұрын
“What god would allow this??” Z E U S
@GermAntibody
@GermAntibody 5 жыл бұрын
"ZEUS would allow this-"
@orlandoterrazas4200
@orlandoterrazas4200 4 жыл бұрын
All of the greek gods allow this.
@leaf111
@leaf111 4 жыл бұрын
Orlando Terrazas how are you gonna disrespect hades like this
@iriscandy6377
@iriscandy6377 4 жыл бұрын
PERCY JACKSON FANDOM RISE UP
@sootball5469
@sootball5469 4 жыл бұрын
@@leaf111 YES!! THANK YOU
@JustAFace_InTheCrowd
@JustAFace_InTheCrowd 5 жыл бұрын
From 911 to having no more jokes like that then right onto “there is no God...” This man is great at deflecting his anxiety onto us by not giving us a second to adjust to what he’s saying. 0 to a 100 real quick is a great tactic if you know how to use it. People are too busy connecting everything and laughing at the same time to realize you’re building up to something else and then you suddenly take off and then you get the reaction he did. Bravo, sir. 🤣
@marcovanstaden528
@marcovanstaden528 3 жыл бұрын
Well said
@asafupps
@asafupps 4 жыл бұрын
“What god would allow war?!” “ *The god of war* “
@kingllama8887
@kingllama8887 4 жыл бұрын
I read this as soon as he said it
@granville7
@granville7 4 жыл бұрын
That would be Mars for the Romans and Ares for the ancient Greek, right?
@asafupps
@asafupps 4 жыл бұрын
Ygraine ye
@PumaArg
@PumaArg 3 жыл бұрын
I laughed SO much at that simple joke. AMAIZING delivery
@idontcare5088
@idontcare5088 3 жыл бұрын
@@granville7 Also Athene and some minor goddesses/gods for related to war
@nyxshadowhawk
@nyxshadowhawk 5 жыл бұрын
This guy brings up the Greco-Roman gods... and brings up God being okay with gay sex... but doesn't connect the two? Missed opportunity.
@kerzariz8717
@kerzariz8717 5 жыл бұрын
Apollo is disappointed
@sweatpantsprincess3239
@sweatpantsprincess3239 5 жыл бұрын
I'm suddenly so disappointed in this set now
@user-ut7wi1if9q
@user-ut7wi1if9q 5 жыл бұрын
What do u mean pls elaborate
@nyxshadowhawk
@nyxshadowhawk 5 жыл бұрын
@@user-ut7wi1if9q Greek gods had a lot of gay sex.
@FroztedFlakez
@FroztedFlakez 5 жыл бұрын
What god would allow that?!
@fu4realtalk952
@fu4realtalk952 4 жыл бұрын
He’s super hot in an adorkable way
@rsand2009
@rsand2009 5 жыл бұрын
when he said "you know what, cut it off" (6:06) it sounded like the coach from Big Mouth.
@lvvrgrl
@lvvrgrl 5 жыл бұрын
All throughout his set, at certain points the words "Big Mouth" would float through my head... He just carries the essence of the show effortlessly in his entire being. Also what the fuck am I saying.
@justice3059
@justice3059 5 жыл бұрын
@@lvvrgrl its because he sounds just like Nick Kroll
@niqiki1356
@niqiki1356 4 жыл бұрын
Rafael Sandoval YES i literally had to look up who voices coach steve bc he really really sounds like him
@shut.up.gabriel
@shut.up.gabriel 4 жыл бұрын
he is so incredibly awkward. god hes freaking adorable.
@jamesbailey395
@jamesbailey395 5 жыл бұрын
my gf at the time was that 9/11 Birthday person
@RegstarRogstar
@RegstarRogstar 5 жыл бұрын
you really gotta out her like that lmao
@smaakjeks
@smaakjeks 5 жыл бұрын
I mean, how does she celebrate??
@HotStrange
@HotStrange 5 жыл бұрын
Cool just added her on Facebook
@jduncan636
@jduncan636 5 жыл бұрын
Smaakjeks K .....she has a tower birthday cake
@muntasirahmed8827
@muntasirahmed8827 5 жыл бұрын
@MsYogaGrrrl do you not understand humour ?
@batissta44
@batissta44 5 жыл бұрын
The "circumcision for hygiene" argument is like saying we should cut off our fingertips so we don't get dirty fingernails. All you have to do is practice proper hygiene. all babies are born perfect.
@tarajh
@tarajh 4 жыл бұрын
Right?! Why DO people still circumcise their boys? It makes no sense.
@samreid6010
@samreid6010 4 жыл бұрын
Tara H. It started with the guy who founded Kellogg’s cereal. He believed that it would stop boys from masturbating by making it feel less pleasurable. He also advocated putting hydrochloric acid on the clit every few months to stop girls from masturbating too. The whole reason he came up with cornflakes was because he thought the blandness would lower the sexual urges of kids. If you haven’t guessed, he was a messed up guy
@janfungusamon4926
@janfungusamon4926 4 жыл бұрын
@@samreid6010 Why didn't I think of this? What else could cornflakes be made out of but dried foreskin?
@paytonkilmer1920
@paytonkilmer1920 4 жыл бұрын
@@janfungusamon4926 Thanks for ruining cornflakes forever, you monster.
@janfungusamon4926
@janfungusamon4926 4 жыл бұрын
@@paytonkilmer1920 ;)
@blake12396
@blake12396 5 жыл бұрын
6:07 for a split second he starts sounding like the coach from Big Mouth lmaooo
@HaidebugCreates
@HaidebugCreates 5 жыл бұрын
Cameron Blake that’s what I thought too
@DiscoInfernal999
@DiscoInfernal999 5 жыл бұрын
5:50 The vein vein man joke went grossly overlooked.
@juulzbalt1465
@juulzbalt1465 5 жыл бұрын
I'm uncomfortable with the fact that he looks kinda like my gyno lmao
@cassandramartinez7050
@cassandramartinez7050 5 жыл бұрын
😂
@catonkybord7950
@catonkybord7950 5 жыл бұрын
"Galaxies! Stars! NEBULAS!" XD
@ciaraicb
@ciaraicb 5 жыл бұрын
Ok but his laugh is everything
@apostoliagkolfinopoulou3776
@apostoliagkolfinopoulou3776 5 жыл бұрын
So cute
@apostoliagkolfinopoulou3776
@apostoliagkolfinopoulou3776 5 жыл бұрын
By the way your profile picture 😂
@strangeity
@strangeity 5 жыл бұрын
*talks about why you shouldn’t circumcise your kids* “So anyways I would raise my kids Jewish”
@perryrush6563
@perryrush6563 3 жыл бұрын
Someone had to post this. Was looking for it.
@vn8161
@vn8161 5 жыл бұрын
“give it up for hampton YOUT” “hey guys i’m hampton yuh-nt” “give it up for hampton YOUT everybody:)”
@ratatataraxia
@ratatataraxia 4 жыл бұрын
He’s funny, and cute. So I hate him.
@potmki6601
@potmki6601 4 жыл бұрын
I like his humour, he is very imaginative and artistic
@talanim.442
@talanim.442 5 жыл бұрын
I LOVE how bold and out there he was! It was hilarious!
@malebomalatji15
@malebomalatji15 4 жыл бұрын
Immediately thinks of Schmidt from New girl when he mentioned Mitt Romney. 🤦🏾‍♂️
@Samuel-ku1qb
@Samuel-ku1qb 5 жыл бұрын
1:21 Daniel Sloss in the background: *I DIDN’T DO IT*
@briandaviddavrianbose
@briandaviddavrianbose 5 жыл бұрын
The guy is good. Watching from a jungle in Kenya
@pointlessopinion611
@pointlessopinion611 5 жыл бұрын
I agree from a Mill Hill in NC, USA
@winston7397
@winston7397 5 жыл бұрын
Yeah he's pretty great. Watching from the savannah plains in Ghana
@briandaviddavrianbose
@briandaviddavrianbose 5 жыл бұрын
@@winston7397 one Africa bro
@MrAgentTurner
@MrAgentTurner 5 жыл бұрын
Amazing stuff. Viewing from a fjord in Norway
@HSfox
@HSfox 5 жыл бұрын
Watching from the AZ desert
@stayup1217
@stayup1217 4 жыл бұрын
"My insides are on fire. I'm crying a brown liquid, but I'm okay." Hilarious!
@geordaneplays
@geordaneplays 3 жыл бұрын
This is what Matt Pat would be like if he was into standup.
@diligentsun1154
@diligentsun1154 2 жыл бұрын
but, heyyy! thats just a theory. a Filllmmm Theory...!
@MrMaulik3
@MrMaulik3 5 жыл бұрын
I don't get why people in the audience weren't laughing. Hilarious!
@emmettdonkeydoodle6230
@emmettdonkeydoodle6230 3 жыл бұрын
In case anyone is genuinely curious about those Bible passages... In the time the Bible was written, women were considered second class citizens (if that). Marriage WAS between a man and a woman because marriage was a political contract families would use to forge alliances or raise social status. The contract was then cemented through progeny (which is why there is heavy negative stigma against barren women in scripture). However, it was considered extremely taboo for a man to be romantically involved with a woman and much of the literature written around that time period compared women to animals. Men typically were romantically involved with younger men. Men were divided into two separate gender roles, one being from childhood to young adulthood and the other being adulthood and onward. It was relatively taboo for an adult man to be involved romantically with another adult man, but expected for an adult man to be involved romantically with a younger man.
@JakHart
@JakHart 4 жыл бұрын
This is what it looks like when squares try to be edgy.
@amkow89
@amkow89 3 жыл бұрын
Cute, awkward and funny?
@JakHart
@JakHart 3 жыл бұрын
@@amkow89 maybe cute and awkward, but not funny.
@DefinitelyNotAFerret
@DefinitelyNotAFerret 5 жыл бұрын
No one mentioned how his laugh is lowkey a turn on but you didn’t hear it from me
@DefoNotMe128
@DefoNotMe128 5 жыл бұрын
okay that was hilarious. by far exceeded my expectations, nice one
@potterka1
@potterka1 5 жыл бұрын
He has Mathew McConaughey vibes when he talks with that accent!
@scotcoffman864
@scotcoffman864 5 жыл бұрын
Very funny. keep it up.
@AndrewN502
@AndrewN502 4 жыл бұрын
Something very fresh in comedy , dark dark jokes but we need that . Even if it wasn’t his crowd he went for it . And I bet some people were laughing inside just low key afraid to bust out with a cackle . I see big things coming from him
@trumancapote9097
@trumancapote9097 4 жыл бұрын
Never heard of this dude but he had me laughing so hard I had tears streaming down my face. The abortion riff and the gay butt-sex riff at the end of his set SLAYED ME and I am a Gay White Male. Can't remember the last time ANY comic made me laugh so hard. Good luck with your career HAMILTON YOUNT (also NEVER change your name!!). Take it from one who knows.
@JEQvideos
@JEQvideos 4 жыл бұрын
Same here I was fucking crying I was laughing so hard. And that audience is dead.
@nicoleraheem1195
@nicoleraheem1195 4 жыл бұрын
8:51 " What God would allow war?" The God of War. 🤷🏿‍♀️The war God 🤷🏿‍♀️ Me:😮😲This makes sense
@TephaRhi
@TephaRhi Жыл бұрын
Honestly thank you for bringing up circumcision! People need to think about this. Enjoyed the show❤
@csarpalace1518
@csarpalace1518 5 жыл бұрын
That last joke was fucking epic Sir!!!!
@paulthomann5544
@paulthomann5544 5 жыл бұрын
i've been binging on CC standup for a while now, this one stands out!
@marcfielvlogs8794
@marcfielvlogs8794 5 жыл бұрын
His giggles tho is very cute omg 😅😍
@inganolen3141
@inganolen3141 5 жыл бұрын
I love how the lady at the was just like “wtf just happened? Who is that?”
@---rk9vl
@---rk9vl 4 жыл бұрын
His last joke was fire 🔥👏👏👏
@translucentbear
@translucentbear 4 жыл бұрын
I thought, momentarily, that his name was Hampton Court.
@zg471
@zg471 5 жыл бұрын
That was a great set and hilarious!
@ChunkySalsa_BSU
@ChunkySalsa_BSU 5 жыл бұрын
He kinda looks like Absolutely Blake.
@parkjimin-standkb-62
@parkjimin-standkb-62 3 жыл бұрын
My parents let me and my brother choose to be religious or not when we were 14 and I think everyone should do that bc maybe children don't even want to be religious but they get forced.
@AudioDestinyHQ
@AudioDestinyHQ 5 жыл бұрын
2:02 lol good on video editing to show him going into the trapdoor
@glassesguy8079
@glassesguy8079 4 жыл бұрын
He's like that one roommate who's an alien from another dimension but makes sense.
@finnfarechild4607
@finnfarechild4607 4 жыл бұрын
You know I wasn't expecting that set when I saw his face
@LlamaOutOfTheSheep
@LlamaOutOfTheSheep 5 жыл бұрын
Well that’s a lot to unpack in like the last 90 seconds lmao
@korarain8190
@korarain8190 5 жыл бұрын
Am I the only one who thought of drew gooden?
@Snail_fetus
@Snail_fetus 5 жыл бұрын
I've seen A LOT of stand up and tbh most of the time they are boring or cringey because you feel the pressure on the person idk. Some are funny but not enough to make me laugh. It's pretty rare to find somebody like you, dude you really made me laugh, some hilarious stuff right there and your awkardness fits well for some reason. Keep it up the good work
@arwenundomiel6761
@arwenundomiel6761 4 жыл бұрын
He's hilarious. The crowd was strangely uptight
@Axolotl_Mischief
@Axolotl_Mischief Жыл бұрын
If you listen closely, you can almost hear Tom Servo heckling him...
@jacobbrooks7670
@jacobbrooks7670 4 жыл бұрын
Who else knew for a fact the name "Benedict Cumberbatch" was going to be mentioned in the beginning? lol
@idontwantahandlethough
@idontwantahandlethough 2 жыл бұрын
Still _by far_ the best 9/11 joke I've ever heard. Because that undoubtedly _DID_ happen to at least one guy and he STILL hasn't heard the end of it.
@TylerLeeJones
@TylerLeeJones 5 жыл бұрын
and people still complain about censorship in comedy
@alissaa2809
@alissaa2809 5 жыл бұрын
As they should. Comedy should not not be sensored!
@ZephyrFate
@ZephyrFate 5 жыл бұрын
Alissa Dem except it’s not being “sensored”
@TylerLeeJones
@TylerLeeJones 5 жыл бұрын
@@alissaa2809 they should complain about a non-existant problem?
@PrincessKLS
@PrincessKLS 5 жыл бұрын
As an eclectic witch I’ve actually included goddesses Venus and Fortuna in my worship.
@dutch8856
@dutch8856 4 жыл бұрын
8:11 god is like dutch van der linde
@paulcooper1046
@paulcooper1046 Жыл бұрын
He pushes the envelope. Good for him...💯
@delaformosa
@delaformosa 4 жыл бұрын
He makes a good point about circumcision
@gitbig333
@gitbig333 4 жыл бұрын
That I Love Lucy joke is PRICELESS
@smockhunt3346
@smockhunt3346 5 жыл бұрын
clicked on this vid because I crave the approval of others
@frnzilla
@frnzilla 5 жыл бұрын
smock lmao huh
@aysasc237
@aysasc237 5 жыл бұрын
honestly just the beginning was enough for me to love it
@drad1537
@drad1537 4 жыл бұрын
Not bi or gay here but "is the standing 69 ok" made me lol...and now people at Wal-Mart are staring at me...😂😂
@a.taylor8294
@a.taylor8294 4 жыл бұрын
The train thing, good point!
@Maussiegamer
@Maussiegamer 4 жыл бұрын
it comes down to translation, in Dutch it says: woman not allowed to sleep with 2 men
@gburyhockey9
@gburyhockey9 4 жыл бұрын
great set, looking forward to hearing more
@datrtle
@datrtle 4 жыл бұрын
His circumcision joke sounds like Schmidt from New girl
@RomiNa-wo6mu
@RomiNa-wo6mu Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂love it
@GoudaGirl
@GoudaGirl 5 жыл бұрын
No one is pro-abortion. People are pro-choice.
@beltop5
@beltop5 5 жыл бұрын
Well that ended darkly..
@justaninja1
@justaninja1 5 жыл бұрын
So THAT'S how galaxies and nebulas came into being 😂
@xander9690
@xander9690 5 жыл бұрын
He's so awkward and it makes is 10x funnier
@Josesandersjourneys
@Josesandersjourneys 5 жыл бұрын
2x is great lol
@bellagrow3116
@bellagrow3116 5 жыл бұрын
I honestly feel kinda bad
@annabradis5549
@annabradis5549 5 жыл бұрын
I was your 1 k like
@Dachamp2223339
@Dachamp2223339 5 жыл бұрын
Idk the awkwardness kinda ruins it for me like theres times where hes visibly uncomfortable and it takes me a little bit to get back into it after that.
@shaunfergus2476
@shaunfergus2476 4 жыл бұрын
@@Dachamp2223339 the views say otherwise compared to other videos 🤷
@silvercomics3517
@silvercomics3517 4 жыл бұрын
“Man shall not lay with another man” So God’s okay with lesbians?
@Wednesdaywoe1975
@Wednesdaywoe1975 4 жыл бұрын
Aren't all sexually repressed old men?
@BlahBlah-cm1os
@BlahBlah-cm1os 4 жыл бұрын
@@Wednesdaywoe1975 😂
@nataliaalfonso2662
@nataliaalfonso2662 4 жыл бұрын
Generally speaking, strictly religious people don't take lesbianism too seriously, but they take spilling seed in no attempt to procreate very seriously. They so consider boys more important than girls. The Bible's verse against laying with men was actually about pederasty. they didn't want young men to be sodomized and corrupted. Young girls were ok though.
@sazji
@sazji 4 жыл бұрын
Silver Comics God is a giant black lesbian in the sky and she is fabulous.
@supremeblackkai1229
@supremeblackkai1229 4 жыл бұрын
@@nataliaalfonso2662 wheres your verses to support this?
@melissahenriquez2578
@melissahenriquez2578 5 жыл бұрын
I’ve never met someone raised Catholic who was actually okay. We’re all repressed and depressed bastards who hit our midlife crisis when we were 12 and haven’t recovered since.
@TubaGlider2
@TubaGlider2 5 жыл бұрын
Bruh I'm dead from this accuracy 😅😅😅
@zoechevalier6250
@zoechevalier6250 5 жыл бұрын
That's actually funny 😂
@melissahenriquez2578
@melissahenriquez2578 5 жыл бұрын
@@zoechevalier6250 thank you I thought of it myself
@egyptjohnson8076
@egyptjohnson8076 5 жыл бұрын
Melissa Henriquez Gaaaah damn 😂 Come get this hug....lol
@lpkojihugyftdrseawawsedrft6941
@lpkojihugyftdrseawawsedrft6941 5 жыл бұрын
are you 12 now?
@deelugo2905
@deelugo2905 5 жыл бұрын
Alternate Universe Drew Gooden
@mmeecc-l4b
@mmeecc-l4b 5 жыл бұрын
HOLY SHIT YOURE RIGHT
@gillyobaggin
@gillyobaggin 5 жыл бұрын
Other side of the the mirror drew gooden.
@j.oaklley8965
@j.oaklley8965 5 жыл бұрын
Aids God is cool with Gays yeah sure.
@mindofwaves4470
@mindofwaves4470 5 жыл бұрын
this comment needs more hype
@starylize
@starylize 5 жыл бұрын
YES
@jasmineerick1963
@jasmineerick1963 5 жыл бұрын
his little giggles are actually so adorable
@jamesmcinnis208
@jamesmcinnis208 4 жыл бұрын
"actually"
@DeMonSpencer
@DeMonSpencer 4 жыл бұрын
Yes. 😍
@johnkinsey2478
@johnkinsey2478 4 жыл бұрын
He’s kinda awkward about it too haha
@yuluvii
@yuluvii 4 жыл бұрын
djohnson6528 So you’re racist?
@user-jp6pb8wn6c
@user-jp6pb8wn6c 4 жыл бұрын
Vixella well this person is probably white to and I don’t think that the proper way to call someone racist I mean asshole he’s but racist no
@kadegainey5123
@kadegainey5123 5 жыл бұрын
The whitest name I've ever heard is chadwick boseman
@certified_bug
@certified_bug 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah really what happened there
@tebogothatolanga1790
@tebogothatolanga1790 4 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@raymondkymsuttle
@raymondkymsuttle 4 жыл бұрын
That’s because you don’t speak Dutch or Afrikaans- Bosman (close enough to Boseman) means ‘bush-man’ & that immediately makes me think of the bushmen of the Kalahari, so not very white.
@carmelitacorreia2415
@carmelitacorreia2415 4 жыл бұрын
@@raymondkymsuttle hope you know he's actually joking since Chadwick Boseman is a black man
@nickv.3573
@nickv.3573 4 жыл бұрын
@@carmelitacorreia2415 thats not his point though
@Laurence2000
@Laurence2000 5 жыл бұрын
His jokes were so edgy (the pro-life crowd can get really death-threaty at times), it made _him_ nervous.
@tomiharada8492
@tomiharada8492 5 жыл бұрын
Laurence I don't think conservatives go to Comedy Central type gigs nowadays or they're just asking to be the butt of jokes.
@randybicker907
@randybicker907 5 жыл бұрын
Pro life crowd gets death threaty? A liberal lie right there The ones that are death threaty are the ones carrying the threat out and murdering those babies. I’d be willing to bet that if they had a voice in the womb they would all be pro life.
@jenniferlawrence9473
@jenniferlawrence9473 5 жыл бұрын
Ikr! I live not far from a Planned Parenthood location in St. Louis. There are white people protesting all day, "Abortion is Genocide! Life Matters!" Yet, there are African American men being killed on a DAILY BASIS not 3 miles from where I live. Interesting that no one is marching there or holding signs saying 'life matters!!' Enough said.
@ciaranmoogmcneill1001
@ciaranmoogmcneill1001 5 жыл бұрын
@@randybicker907 lmao stfu and go back to church where someone cares where you think
@talia4898
@talia4898 5 жыл бұрын
Jennifer lawrence this is my favorite reply thank u so much
@NerdyChineseBoy16
@NerdyChineseBoy16 5 жыл бұрын
Honestly, given how Zeus was, that best friend who ran off with your wife and kids and money probably WAS Zeus
@f.i.r.e.5119
@f.i.r.e.5119 5 жыл бұрын
Probably?
@mughwortslongshot4545
@mughwortslongshot4545 4 жыл бұрын
Percy Jackson made me understand this reference
@nikotm2856
@nikotm2856 3 жыл бұрын
oh no he was absolutely zeus
@faymcbella7294
@faymcbella7294 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah but tbh.... Zeus wasn’t really interested in euhm.. caring about kids so idk about that
@hermeticbear
@hermeticbear 3 жыл бұрын
that's why he's totes okay with it and would totes allow it
@oliversamsanderson2372
@oliversamsanderson2372 3 жыл бұрын
this guy is either brave or suicidal, either way they're great traits for a comedian.
@Swifeaf
@Swifeaf 3 жыл бұрын
Haha he literally has a podcast about suicide (it's funnier than it sounds)
@courtneyerickson9248
@courtneyerickson9248 5 жыл бұрын
The 9-11 birthday joke, that was me. I was it was my golden birthday, 11 on the 11th. The phone rang and my mom made me answer the phone since if anyone was calling it had to be for me. Let's just say it was not a fun phone call with my aunt!
@Noah-qx4kf
@Noah-qx4kf 4 жыл бұрын
Sure was a good party
@Miranda-yw8il
@Miranda-yw8il 4 жыл бұрын
why werent you at school, tsk tsk
@_l.rat_
@_l.rat_ 4 жыл бұрын
AND it was your 11th birthday, AND your comment was posted 11 months ago?! Wow.
@nico-ke1nn
@nico-ke1nn 4 жыл бұрын
😬
@madrid_seu
@madrid_seu 4 жыл бұрын
Quite relatable. I had an exam on my 15th birthday and halfway trough the teacher alerts us that there were 2 terrorist attacks in the capital.
@vivsandy22
@vivsandy22 5 жыл бұрын
Dude, you were definitely nervous at certain points but you came back to the material, amazingly well.
@ilovekittens8959
@ilovekittens8959 5 жыл бұрын
Lol, 2.6k Conservative Christian White Nationalists are pissed. BAHAHAHA! Okay, I stops now.
@johnstamos75
@johnstamos75 5 жыл бұрын
he didn’t seem nervous at all?
@jasminehouston-burns1691
@jasminehouston-burns1691 5 жыл бұрын
Agreed, I could hear it in his voice. It's kind of reassuring to pick up on someone else's nervousness but also cool to see them power through it in these comedy sets.
@RayrayFeelus
@RayrayFeelus 4 жыл бұрын
Jasmine Houston-Burns AGREED!!! Real Human, relatable and displaying Courage. Hero in his own right
@vintagefaer5991
@vintagefaer5991 4 жыл бұрын
I am a lesbian but I think I'm in love with this man edit: i just came out as pansexual but this comment still stands
@SavageGreywolf
@SavageGreywolf 3 жыл бұрын
he's probably a lesbian too
@sianais
@sianais 3 жыл бұрын
Sees Yuri in profile pic, must like.
@djungelskogsn7529
@djungelskogsn7529 5 жыл бұрын
I'm going to hell in every religion for laughing at this
@phoenixc8328
@phoenixc8328 4 жыл бұрын
youll be cool in the underworld
@tibbarnogard8404
@tibbarnogard8404 4 жыл бұрын
Also Jews just have Sheol, which is basically just 5e Mesopotamian afterlife, so your good with us as well
@tibbarnogard8404
@tibbarnogard8404 4 жыл бұрын
And he didn’t make fun of the Zoroastrians or Islam, unless you count the Palestine joke, so I’d say you just gotta do the catholic hell, which is such a confusing mess of contradictions that you’ll be fine
@reinafarine
@reinafarine 3 жыл бұрын
I just had to make it 666 to clinch it.
@joshspeed7794
@joshspeed7794 2 жыл бұрын
Pretty much. This dude is a tall drink of Lucifer...
@KidSillyFresh
@KidSillyFresh 5 жыл бұрын
"Pun Nintendo" Lmao I love how he sneaks that one in there
@intheshell35ify
@intheshell35ify 5 жыл бұрын
Didn't catch that. I'm adding it to my irritating quirks.
@matthewalbelo
@matthewalbelo 5 жыл бұрын
JACOB HARMON quirk
@Taijifufu
@Taijifufu 5 жыл бұрын
JACOB HARMON plz no! lol
@notareallin620
@notareallin620 5 жыл бұрын
Holy shit I thought I misheard that.
@grinninglolita4434
@grinninglolita4434 5 жыл бұрын
Thought I was hearing things wrong when I heard Nintendo lol
@kaylynno_kae7919
@kaylynno_kae7919 4 жыл бұрын
That’s clearly Drew Gooden in disguise.
@tropicalcandyland6266
@tropicalcandyland6266 4 жыл бұрын
IKRRRRR
@firstnamelastname6016
@firstnamelastname6016 4 жыл бұрын
When he has cocaine and stumbles into a comedy club 8:15 - 8:27
@viruz790
@viruz790 3 жыл бұрын
You mean Danny Gonzalez?
@merrylyn1957
@merrylyn1957 3 жыл бұрын
lmaooo, i though the thumbnail was him at first
@yummyinmytummy1278
@yummyinmytummy1278 3 жыл бұрын
Why was this exactly my thought lmao
@josephglover7807
@josephglover7807 4 жыл бұрын
You know it’s going to be an interesting set when the 9/11 joke was the “palate cleanser”
@paragonnina
@paragonnina 5 жыл бұрын
*His voice is a blend between Adam Sandler and Pete Davidson.*
@frnzilla
@frnzilla 4 жыл бұрын
polnareff throw in adam samberg and you got me.
@tarajh
@tarajh 4 жыл бұрын
I can't unhear that now! Haha
@picklepirate
@picklepirate 3 жыл бұрын
Hahahha underrated
@justjess-zl3pm
@justjess-zl3pm 5 жыл бұрын
Hmmmm he really just said "rough trade, gay sex." That's very a gay centric description that most heterosexuals wouldn't get. Trade.
@xxh2022xx
@xxh2022xx 4 жыл бұрын
Can you please enlighten me on the meaning of "trade" in a gay context
@authorjamieljones
@authorjamieljones 4 жыл бұрын
@@xxh2022xx I'm going go off a limb and say it's just two guys having sex because they're attracted to each other physically and nothing else but I'm not 100 percent. Context clues.
@damiendevil333
@damiendevil333 4 жыл бұрын
xxh2022xx Hi Trade is that really hot guy in the room, that everyone can agree is a 10 on a scale from 1 to 10.👌🏽
@damiendevil333
@damiendevil333 4 жыл бұрын
Jamiel Senoj Jones not quite...
@peadar-o
@peadar-o 4 жыл бұрын
Rough Trade: www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Rough%20trade - "rough trade" is a slang term for a masculine working class man who has sex with men (sometimes as a male prostitute)
@maxehrmann4985
@maxehrmann4985 5 жыл бұрын
That crowd was not ready for that genius/madness. Solid material. Hampton Yount, the worst name I ever heard. Good start!
@saxx9088
@saxx9088 4 жыл бұрын
Max Ehrmann i thought it was the name of the place
@hanniballectersass
@hanniballectersass 4 жыл бұрын
"You've taken too many slices from the deli, sir." Never have I heard better words in relation to circumcision. Not that I've heard many, but that is literally the best thing I've heard all day
@cam2252
@cam2252 5 жыл бұрын
He’s so cute, love the joke about his name too it is super white
@luzst7200
@luzst7200 5 жыл бұрын
okay cam christine
@CptCPT-dl9lh
@CptCPT-dl9lh 5 жыл бұрын
okay cam christine
@oliviamarazzo8569
@oliviamarazzo8569 5 жыл бұрын
okay cam christine
@giftedwolf6671
@giftedwolf6671 5 жыл бұрын
okay cam christine
@shizaanimations7634
@shizaanimations7634 5 жыл бұрын
okay cam christine
@alextsahalis6984
@alextsahalis6984 3 жыл бұрын
Catholic schools ensure a steady supply of future Atheists.
@MichaelBarrett1984
@MichaelBarrett1984 4 жыл бұрын
7:17: “Boy, you Jews looove to complain...I was told this was a Palestinian audience...is it going well?”
@peter7550444
@peter7550444 5 жыл бұрын
He has good stage presence and good material imo 👍
@MrWhateverfits
@MrWhateverfits 5 жыл бұрын
The first two jokes were good and after that he was boring and not funny.
@cp_digital
@cp_digital 5 жыл бұрын
Good stage presence? Hampton was clearly nervous... sweating profusely, kept saying umm and ugh, weird body ticks. But yeah, okay. You're right, he was the second coming of Sam kinison up there. Such a great performer
@soth1sol
@soth1sol 5 жыл бұрын
he's also funny
@LukasVonQ
@LukasVonQ 5 жыл бұрын
Everybody starts somewhere.. y’all be nice
@turnipswillneverhurtyou3934
@turnipswillneverhurtyou3934 5 жыл бұрын
#1 ON TRENDING honestly though it feels more natural to acknowledge when youre nervous on stage than try to fool people, and I think thats what made his presence feel good
@CamFAwesome
@CamFAwesome 5 жыл бұрын
I know this is weird to do on KZbin...but I just wanted to leave a positive comment: This dude is great.
@pointlessopinion611
@pointlessopinion611 5 жыл бұрын
I love you
@patrickragland1032
@patrickragland1032 5 жыл бұрын
@@pointlessopinion611 However, your opinion is pointless. HA!
@Semiotichazey
@Semiotichazey 5 жыл бұрын
Here's another oddity for youtube comments: I agree wholeheartedly!
@dufric88
@dufric88 5 жыл бұрын
-5,986
@j.oaklley8965
@j.oaklley8965 5 жыл бұрын
AIDS hello!!!
@37shadowwolf15
@37shadowwolf15 4 жыл бұрын
That crowd was not hyped enough for this man
@joshspeed7794
@joshspeed7794 2 жыл бұрын
No, he just isn't funny or clever unless you're a fan of Satan...
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