Actually Happened is CRINGE

[@dieselpatches]

randomly got a copyright hit because of that small section of the video playing "Sweet Home Alabama", so sorry about the random audio depletion

[@oddvortex7353]

nice

[@kimora69]

nice

[@quillgoblin]

Nice

[@Narolamamama]

*NICE*

[@pikmindavid5566]

Nice

[@shigoc0re]

My dad is gay, so i dated his ex wife ACTUALLY HAPPENED

[@Platt224]

My dad's a virgin

[@nahmhm7482]

@@Platt224 I dont get the joke

[@SomeWeeboLoser]

Sweet Home Alabama

[@Platt224]

@@nahmhm7482 me neither

[@Kenthetic]

E he used to be straight but he’s gay now

[@suhanicuenot3536]

honestly, the worst part about these videos is how the art style changes in every video

[@evcafft]

Suhani cuenot coming from a Jojo fan 😔 (jkjk it’s ironic bro chill)

[@killysnowsw]

@@evcafft beat me to it lmao

[@xs2196]

And it gets worse each video

[@bceoofcharlescultandmember2428]

Nice to see another JoJo Fan. Sorry unrelated but yeah

[@suhanicuenot3536]

@@evcafft lmao at least the art style in jojo is still good in every part

[@jorgez1123]

Diesel went to look for his dad at the gas station

[@historyoftheromans2527]

“9” secret code

[@lariously]

Or should you say the “Diesel Station”

[@historyoftheromans2527]

B R U H

[@gamevoid3684]

All he found was his friend gasoline.

[@anyfriendssearchingthisacc7095]

@@gamevoid3684 then he met petrol

[@specs8613]

The newest dhar man video: Man looks at animation, Instantly regrets it.

[@cabbageman2184]

LMAO

[@geekersmcgee1456]

I died reading this

[@D_LGND]

“Hey guys I hope you liked that message about why you shouldn’t look at garbage animations, they’ll give you severe cancer everywhere and you will die of starvation”

[@johnmarston3264]

we need an official one

[@britishspy2640]

it was actually CP and now he's in prison

[@cowabunga2497]

these animated videos are the embodiment of our failure as a society

[@eriksulzbach1050]

cowabunga we have a new einstein

[@tulipinavas]

You...i- *sheds tear*..I've never h-heard a more of a genius..

[@godhero2566]

Ok boomer

[@AT-yn9dm]

Your profile picture really matches with your comment.

[@shawklan27]

Of course

[@phroggo6399]

The last story: "Before I cheated on him, things were amazing. After I cheated, things changed."

[@dinogranolabars4795]

Underrated

[@andys2801]

90 day fiancé meme format

[@Alecsdotwav]

Lol is that nicole

[@Euoplocephalus]

Do you like doppio?

[@phroggo6399]

@@Euoplocephalus Omg, yes! How could you tell???

[@waluigicultmember2539]

"I am in love with my cousin" *jazz music stops* *banjo music starts*

[@floydk.4816]

*Sweet Home Alabama Intensifies*

[@imatoaster_is_here]

sWeEt HoMe AlAbAmA

[@Sod1ePop]

Alabama 100

[@doorchan2763]

*sweet home alabama*

[@andrewgust-anderson5612]

Weh

[@istoppedcaring6209]

Mike actually is the winner in that story, he ended up having an actually nice girl take an intrest in him over a dumb bimbo but ofcourse most likely none of this even happened

[@pepper6643]

@@angadgrewal9324 lmao stfu

[@Kaptainsushi]

@@angadgrewal9324he wasn't really a simp he was just being manipulated

[@albadude1922]

Yeah, it would’ve been the only animated story that was actually normal I guess.

[@bradyblue5269]

Mike is a gigachad. He got a nice girl that loves him for him. What a fuckin mad lad

[@sistamya9981]

I’m still trying to figure out how they got a shit ton of likes on their videos

[@spig8842]

What are you doing stepbro

[@squidwardtentacles1525]

보석 zoinks

[@Platt224]

Because their audience is a bunch of brain dead fetuses

[@sergeantmituna6260]

Either their audience is children, brain dead idiots or bots.

[@davidtyierejian1033]

@@sergeantmituna6260 or all of the above

[@Mistertbones]

That girl in the second story is completely unlikeable.

[@dellbelphine304]

You’re saying any of them in any of these story’s are likeable?

[@randomkword]

Mistertbones oh we know

[@riku751]

Ya like belle Delphine? No he’s just saying especially unlikeable

[@capylost]

ikr? she's narcissistic and used a guy, who's obviously insecure, for her own gain

[@fictioncraft8487]

Literally

[@DanTheLoler_17]

no one: Actually happened: my mom dated sans undertale and she's now a communist

[@fireinthehole_727]

Bongo bongo bongo I don't wanna leave the Congo

[@jerrythelegendmouse8116]

*Soyuz Nerushimy*

[@thatsoneinterestingpfpyago2521]

Rainbow Marc Galactic Wisard Is that a ship I hear? Oh the cringe lmao

[@farida7068]

Do not spread the forbidden knowledge

[@nooterzootercrooter5105]

J E R R Y T H E L E G E N D M O U S E *Respubkik svobodnykh*

[@binita4672]

Bro once in reddit people were defending step siblings sexual relationship. I started to think maybe westerners have no problems with such relationships. I felt so weirded out.

[@bilaldabir6927]

You would be surprised to find out that people in Quora were defending biological mom and son relationships . Utterly disgusting

[@bucketsareunderrated7258]

Eww tf

[@vns_3dits257]

@@bilaldabir6927 quora and reddit are the dark side of the internet

[@lazyliongames5858]

Alabama*

[@roxas118]

yeah I posted on reddit a few times just for the fun of seeing some idiots being well idiots, and well they were more stage 10 douche bags and shit heads then idiots

[@pandapoodle1]

“My girlfriend likes ps4 so I got her dad pregnant” actually happened

[@bobby7586]

Yeah it happened

[@grotesque445]

It really happened

[@bobby7586]

@@grotesque445 yes

[@NONONJO]

And the ps4 is the step dad actually happened

[@jangomango66]

My sister ate the last cupcake so I got her dad pregnant

[@SeniorBreadMan]

"Well I'm in love with my cousin" audio cuts for 12 seconds "Step cousin"

[@doobie0791]

Yo I thought it was my phone

[@mattiasjohnson8087]

Same

[@axolotl593]

That was weird I thought it was my phone and raised the volume. And then I heard a really loud sTEP CoUsIN

[@PYROxSYCO]

I think he had to cut the audio because he played Sweet Home Alabama

[@SeniorBreadMan]

Holy shit. How the fuck did this get even a little attention?

[@the_duck2518]

Nobody: Actually happened: "my little brother ate the last slice of pizza so I decided to get into human trafficking and sold him to a Mexican drug cartel as a sex slave, but later I found out that the slice had been in the microwave all along and that my brother had passed away 10 years ago!!! True story"

[@caisonrivera9207]

With some slight changes, that comment sums up the plot of Far Cry 3.

[@seagoulash9592]

Same

[@Yndd76]

Dennis stop tattooing me

[@__-vi8dv]

The best comment in the comment section

[@vicamee]

Actually happened

[@zark6434]

“She bought us some HOMEMADE cookies”

[@Solarballs77]

Wait...

[@mustacheenforcementagencym8782]

Yes, very tasty batch of cookies.

[@anthonyamato3729]

Something tells me that they are pot cookies

[@cowboyomelet9328]

Nobody: Actually happened: My dog didn't want to suck my toes so I got his chew toy pregnant and it turns out it's my long lost brother😱

[@idleaccount531]

Lmao

[@harmony7207]

lol

[@Savatron]

LMFAOOOOOOO

[@castro2763]

This made me laugh way more then it should have😂😂

[@AJ69238]

Happened to me once

[@schookyinzer56]

My dad cheated on my mom, so I ate his grandma’s ashes ACTUALLY HAPPENED

[@nanand.r]

And then my grandma got pregnant

[@BreadBoi69]

And then I fucked Jesus in the ass omg actually happened

[@ruthvik8913]

And then somehow, I got pregnant and gave birth donald trump

[@FoapAndGhostMW2]

@@ruthvik8913 And then I came and blew up the towers. ACTUALLY HAPPENED.

[@pieseldatches]

@@FoapAndGhostMW2 *F E E L B A D F O R M E*

[@randomauthor768]

"I slept with a carton of milk and now I'm pregnant." Actually happened

[@Cool_Guy53]

So your gay

[@salt7861]

@@Cool_Guy53 what

[@Solarballs77]

*bro that wasnt milk*

[@red-xk4kv]

Yes ofc

[@noble_jpg]

@@Cool_Guy53 *you're

[@Krantom_Kroger]

*The saddest thing is that people actually support them* 😔🔫

[@nobodyyesyes]

Yeah u right all jokes aside this channel is fucked up and this is making actual real serious storys look like a joke and its annoying. ._.

[@diegoisascammer]

@@nobodyyesyes the storys that they make are fake

[@nobodyyesyes]

@@diegoisascammer Yeah I know.

[@aaaaaaaaaaacat6502]

Don't worry I gott the ultra gun 🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫 🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫 🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫 🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫 🔫 🔫🔫🔫🔫 🔫 🔫🔫🔫🔫 🔫 🔫🔫🔫🔫 🔫 🔫🔫🔫🔫 🔫 🔫🔫🔫🔫 🔫 🔫🔫🔫🔫 🔫 🔫🔫🔫🔫 🔫 🔫🔫🔫🔫 🔫 🔫🔫🔫🔫 🔫 🔫🔫🔫🔫

[@RanMaru144]

@@nobodyyesyes hi

[@sayianprinceblueinstinc3989]

girl: he grabbed my -- diesel: p****sy

[@phet1211]

How many “s” you using in the word “p**sy”?

[@skeletonskeleton9010]

Pepppsi

[@els2real]

IMPOSTER

[@borishonk1910]

TheDisguisedCreeper can u count

[@zagburs3867]

I died from laughing

[@evanellis9178]

My dad married my dog, so I committed tax fraud and sold him on the dark web A C T U A L L Y H A P P E N E D

[@ahappybarcafan8001]

Why dont u have 10k like likes

[@The_Blue_Otaku]

You dad dumped your mom and remarried a dog At least your step-mom is a bitch.....

[@antonvillarreal1959]

Jajajaj

[@syedmuhammadadilali3792]

Gold

[@michaeltheicebear6649]

"My sister destroyed my minecraft house so I got her pregnant" Actually happened

[@tequilatrader4248]

HOLD UP

[@nohnmmm8059]

🔫😶 FBI OPEN UP

[@milkyyyyway]

FINALLY A REASONABLE REACTION

[@judecalvin9863]

Sweet home Alabama intensifies

[@britishspy2640]

por favor no me mates te juro que haré las lecciones de español

[@melvin8088]

Actually Happened: "My parents are black and I’m white so I kissed my dad."

[@missmami3106]

b r u h - :0

[@katt065ie]

We

[@farah0008]

:0

[@pieseldatches]

And then he turned out to be my long lost sister.

[@okboomer8203]

@@pieseldatches plot twist: she was a man and a women

[@Pig-zi8bz]

The girl who dated her cousin caused all the wrong turn movies

[@walkerbandit293]

How do I say I love you without being gay for knowing wrong turn

[@baconsoda7011]

Walker Bandit2 Just say no homo

[@walkerbandit293]

No homo

[@passtheboof4427]

No chromo

[@cmcphotography1]

@@passtheboof4427 No Tricko

[@Myles-gv1si]

Bruh who eats chocolate chip cookies with lemonade? Bruh have they ever heard of milk?

[@davel7037]

@Elisa Castro No, two opposite tastes

[@ghostie7776]

Bruh moment

[@joyfuljoy4981]

Ew-

[@Bogalog]

Both of you are equally low iq

[@qoodpoint]

Bruh

[@connorcooper3338]

"My mom took my phone, so I got her mom pregnant"

[@akumasstorytime3910]

Wait a minute. Where did I leave my quadruple barrel shotgun

[@mrgritz8018]

Oh lord no

[@omu7666]

aw fuck

[@solidhutyr1815]

I have a love hate relationship with these Jokes

[@nomore012]

@@akumasstorytime3910 here's a 12 barrel shotgun

[@angelgabe8609]

The titles of these animated stories sound like Florida man headlines but even worse

[@ness1207]

Florida man doesn’t want to be a villain anymore, he paid off the lunch debt for 400 school children

[@angelgabe8609]

Florida Man's wife cheats on him so he slaps her with sausage and marries himself.

[@podroznikzpustkowi4805]

@@angelgabe8609 good for him

[@angelgabe8609]

Florida man fricked himself and got 68 kids

[@angelgabe8609]

Florida man moves to Georgia and converts the Georgian men to Florida men

[@mnichow2146]

Bruh that second girl is like the worse version of Greg Heffley.

[@athone2758]

lol

[@enokitakes]

"That broken arm was the best thing to ever happen to you!"

[@athone2758]

Remember when Greg used Rowley *if that's how you spell it* to get in the... I forgot what it was called.

[@mnichow2146]

@@athone2758 *_bruh i don't_*

[@anotherredditchannelbutonm186]

@@enokitakes lmao I just saw that

[@Exc4Iibur]

The channel removed all their videos. *there is a god*

[@vistagreat9994]

and he will make youtube great again

[@BlackLivesMatter23]

*and He is good!*

[@Rkahklsnnsjskeek]

@Chris Danial wait what, i dont get it

[@chanman1764]

Hey I like your pfp it reminds me of starbound

[@explosivebean8328]

13:29 pp on the whiteboard!!!!! Pp on the whiteboard!!!!

[@samisthebest6991]

Oh dear god, the second one angered me the most. Like, who would in their right mind would sympathize with a bitchy girl who befriended a guy just so that she can pass school and then ditch him afterwards? That’s complete crap. It was extremely satisfying seeing her fail school and her sister revealing who she truly is to that guy. Karma caught up to her, and it was much deserved too.

[@gay.mer9328]

“We were actually step-cousins” **Pornhub wants to: know your location.**

[@lilyreacts7988]

Aren't you supposed to be dead?

[@Zhenchat]

@@lilyreacts7988 doesn't matter, he has a lot of clones.

[@lilyreacts7988]

@@Zhenchat OK, now I need to get my dad to replay the mission

[@ohwow4596]

Oooooh my dawg

[@thereallofigirl]

Big Smoke **Alabama has entered the chat**

[@internetexplorer7143]

“My teddy bear got me pregnant and I’m a boy”

[@fordunfocus]

Lmao

[@pzsn5075]

My uncle would've have been happy to be the dad

[@StrongestInHistory]

Bruh bruh bruh

[@georgin81]

@@epicbro748 now 259

[@mysteryman2628]

StarkillerGoose there is actually KZbin video about this. Search it 😂

[@Nothin2seehere-e4z]

Actually Happens is actually gone. Thank whom or whatever.

[@kameronbowers432]

I think this might be the first time youtube cared for once.

[@nguyenbao6433]

@@kameronbowers432 first and last

[@rushikakkirala948]

Nope they just changed name

[@un-childfriendlyvideos1153]

They privated all their videos it’s still here

[@kameronbowers432]

@@MusicInthMaking49 I don't know what that means.

[@Ecchi_Kun]

It's always funny to me when people say shit like "I don't want to study, I want to be an actor/model or something" and skip studying and then go on internet to make tweets about how air conditioners are sexist

[@unfortunate4768]

Yeah, and I kinda disagree with the whole "school teaches us nothing important" but it's those same people who don't pay attention in school and try to act smart on social media with anything debatable (politics for example) but in reality they're just fucking idiots.

[@ashkrum5001]

That is is one of the funniest truest things I've heard

[@fourthhorsemendeath218]

Diesel: "hey...youre kind of a cutie" 16 Diesel: "oh fuck"

[@angelgabriel1825]

!WARNING! MINOR ALERT !WARNING!

[@masonthompson6467]

I died there

[@faint_t]

Best part

[@Konkov]

Carson

[@BabySonicGT]

I laughed hard there

[@sarahanne__]

I saw one of those story’s and someone commented saying incest is like being gay or bisexual I’ve never questioned humanity so much.

[@rolltideroll8458]

Lmaooo

[@doodoofart3391]

Wut

[@sarahanne__]

@@doodoofart3391 literally I was on Instagram and on the Instagram TV thing there was one of those really fake story's and it was going on about how she was in love with her brother and one of the comments went oh why ? incest isnt so bad it's just like being gay or bisexual.

[@stasia6103]

*SWEET HOME ALABAMA*

[@HunsWithGuns]

@@stasia6103 *hilarious and original*

[@LonelyFanss]

they got banned from KZbin. *noice*

[@ianalicando3548]

ACTUALLY HAPPENED

[@legos710]

I think they just changed to a different channels

[@ThePartyHasJustBegun]

Omg it ACTUALLY HAPPENED

[@azumiyakaharu271]

@@ThePartyHasJustBegun lmfao

[@tacoplayz4648]

69 likes xD

[@Macedonahue]

the first thing that popped in my head when she said step-cousin: 🟠REC

[@meh9104]

⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⣤⣤⠀⢠⣤⡄⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡀⠸⠿⠇⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠷⣤⣀⣤⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡏⢀⣤⣤⡀⠹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠘⠿⠿⠃⢠⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠦⠤⠤⠴⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⣤⣤⣄⡀⠠⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⣤⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣇⣀⣀⣀⡀⢠⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠿⠿⠿⠟⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⣤⣤⣤⣴⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⠉⠉⢉⣉⣉⣉⣉⣉⣉⡉⠉⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀⠻⠿⠿⠿⣿⡿⠿⠇⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀⣤⣤⣤⣤⣾⡇⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀⢉⣩⣭⣭⣭⡄⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀⣿⡟⠋⠉⠋⠁⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀⣾⣿⣶⣶⣶⡆⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀⣶⣶⣶⣶⣶⣶⣶⡆⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀⣾⣏⠀⠀⣹⡇⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀⠘⠿⠿⠿⠟⠃⠀⠀⠀⢹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣶⣶⣶⣶⣶⣶⣶⣶⣶⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿

[@thewafflemonarch2703]

@@meh9104 poggers

[@Jauntiii]

This comment is so underrated

[@Holy-Of-Dogs]

Huh?

[@Anestheticcritera]

*what are you doing step-cousin?*

[@frankieissleepy8270]

"Someone called me gay so I murdered his entire family, then I reunited Soviet Union." *ACTUALLY HAPPENED*

[@TheRealDayzohn]

"My mom screwed my dad so I started the 4th Reich." ACTUALLY HAPPENED

[@thenazigermancountryballco4582]

''My mom called me ugly so I raped her then revived Adolf Hitler and killed the entire world but Germany'' *ACTUALLY HAPPENED*

[@thesovietunion7163]

Some commies came to my house than I help them kill Putin and revived Stalin *ACTUALLY HAPPENED*

[@BlankPapper]

“I am the Soviet Union.” *ACTUALLY HAPPENED*

[@fordunfocus]

In Soviet Russia story really happened

[@saturn1594]

damn, hate it when my cousin doesn't commit moral sins just to be with me, happens every time

[@lilam7851]

You hate to hear it🙏

[@arthurhu8749]

Nobody: Animated stories: I assaulted my boyfriend so he ate my girlfriend

[@cutler_beckett]

Wait, isn’t that a Nikocato Avocado title?

[@foxprazision1695]

@@cutler_beckett lol.

[@jinteejinteejintee3114]

Scratch that! Reverse it

[@bluedaylight1243]

I literally had to read this 5 times to understand

[@malevores]

XD

[@h.plovecraft7141]

My dad took away my IPod, so I ate his grandmas hand. *ACTUALLY HAPPENED*

[@Swamp205]

u scaring me

[@thehumankite3718]

OOooOOOOoooMMmGgGgGgg thanks for the liIiiiiKkeeEESSss

[@Swamp205]

@@thehumankite3718 ???

[@furious_dragon2user]

Why did you name your cat ni-

[@AmongusBalls65]

@@furious_dragon2user tro DISCORD NITRO DEFINITELY NOT NI-

[@crispyk3427]

“My dad ate my cupcake so I got his wife pregnant “ SWEET HOME ALABAMA

[@Bunderboats]

It’s not his mom

[@muddy111]

Haeven Peery Still a strange title lmao

[@blankblank5409]

Used wrng

[@chriis0178]

Hello, Placeit user!

[@baldcerat6578]

What if it's his step mom

[@HecyWecy]

Animated Story: Some one didn't let me copy of their test so I kidnapped their parents. Am I the bad guy?

[@baldkiwi444]

nta play stupid games get stupid prizes

[@normaldestroyerultimate2389]

@Finn FitzGerald nta you did the right thing. If he doesnt let you copy so you can pass the grade his parents deserve to be kidnapped

[@sitimariahbaharudin8743]

Yta, just because someone won't let you copy his homework doesn't mean. You can just kidnap his parents and then blackmailing them to their son just to copy a test, and you'll probably drop out of school so the test will not matter, its not you that had been betrayed but its your boyfriend

[@normaldestroyerultimate2389]

@@sitimariahbaharudin8743 nope your wrong

[@dannyblantom5243]

🤔

[@seagullman3066]

The second one is the most karen i've heard of

[@zendariun101]

Mister seagull, who's Karen?

[@younglink324]

@@zendariun101 .

[@zendariun101]

@@younglink324what's up

[@eatyourcerealnumber2693]

Zendariun who is Karen?

[@zendariun101]

@@eatyourcerealnumber2693 exactly, who is it?

[@hendoskelly4933]

She forgot the part where she domestically abused her boyfriend over wii sports

[@maymaymanufacturer1351]

“I played banana wars with my girlfriend so the FBI nuked Australia”

[@mulsanne1]

I'm pretty sure the FBI has technology that's can destroy the Earth

[@kristinemcdonough8114]

They had it comin

[@ironwarrior7927]

So that’s why we are on fire

[@kristinemcdonough8114]

Is the fire bigger than your normal wildfire in California?

[@barrelsofwaste7658]

@@kristinemcdonough8114well if 20 million h is more then 200000 hs then yes

[@bloodyhunter300x6]

Nobody: Story times: I killed and robbed people and now I am in jail, why did they do that to me?

[@MrK-]

Why did you do that to me mom?

[@S0A0M0I0]

Why did you do this to me *ex-son?*

[@DumbNoob-hn3zo]

IKR your not the bad guy

[@sean.6712]

My mom ate a pencil so I got her pregnant and the baby was a demon and his wife was god and they fought and god won so god killed himself and no one went to heaven and it’s all my fault but then my dad came back from getting milk and we finally lived a happy life until we went to hell and my cousins love me because WERE IN ALABAMA BABY

[@lav2791]

"I'm gay and my parents are very religious so I took them out"

[@Jensenrobinb]

I licked my dogs toung and now I’m a rock!

[@CabronPR]

Random thing 0:30

[@Tuxedoshlyukha]

My mom stole my potato so I arranged her marriage to the president of Belarus

[@sberky98]

As a bisexual girl I agree that we kill our parents

[@CertifiedNiglet]

@@CabronPR also random 1:55

[@ImaJustTroll]

“It gets really creamy, yum!” *OOOOOULEUGH*

[@hazzesanimations8212]

Lol

[@Kaiden-9226]

That’s nasty

[@01-aleriorayyaarifaisal91]

It taste like ginger tough

[@SHINR__]

@@01-aleriorayyaarifaisal91 no-

[@suclox12yearsago56]

@@01-aleriorayyaarifaisal91 wtf

[@melaniefelty6375]

the second girl is more narcissistic than the main character in onision’s novel.

[@gamingwizard1027]

Oh my god

[@nigeriajpgjhonson5689]

*Insert Thanos impossible meme*

[@ogfloatzel4025]

I'd ask which one, if they weren't all the fucking same

[@zuskull1]

Wait, does Onision actually have a novel? If he does, where can I buy it (I wanna mock it so badly)?

[@ogfloatzel4025]

@@zuskull1 don't buy it. You'll be giving him a victory by giving him money

[@callofmik3357]

Nobody: Actually Happened: My little brother was born transgender

[@TypicalBLKW]

Call of Mik3 that seems something that would be something they’d do

[@itspienoon7883]

He's seems like the biggest gay

[@MassEuforia]

That’s not right the joke is that it’s fucking nonsense like : I was born a female but my sister has aids so i got braids and my dad became a train but then my mom got caught cheating but my dad is pregnant , i am a fucking bread stick

[@thatdudethecommenter1012]

Actually happened:and then I got pregnant with a dog but then realized that the "dog" came out as gay and it was my long lost father that is a alien and then I got pregnant with a transgender house

[@punchyboi6915]

*visible confusion*

[@srd65]

my dad always taught me this: you can educate someone, but you cant fix stupid

[@hazzesanimations8212]

Your dad's wise.

[@hazzesanimations8212]

@@roslynnerentas8939 pfft

[@level69chad86]

You dad very smart and wise

[@NoName-ls3sk]

My dad just says you can’t fix stupid

[@adamcamacho4146]

Your dad's probably Sun Tzu-the art of war

[@cherryblossom2494]

Nobody: ACTUALLY HAPPENED: *My Dog gOt mE prEgnaNt, aNd nOw I aM tHe PrEsiDent Of THe United States*

[@Kenthetic]

My dad took my phone so I killed his girlfriend Actually happened

[@chudslounge2949]

Vibe check

[@spaceman6440]

Da bad vibes hands up

[@muzinhiphop7591]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 lol

[@xlectraheart]

this one is believable tho

[@doctorbob6040]

Who happens to be my long lost brother

[@trekin9430]

Actually happened: My dad doesn’t like me so I ate the child support bill

[@potatorequiem727]

NICE

[@xxxirritation5816]

Mood

[@jacksonguillory8114]

@@xxxirritation5816 mood af

[@azelfdaboi5265]

Extreme mood

[@bestjojo8942]

Oh something that could actually happen

[@-hello6177]

the second girl was drawn worse than her sister, the animator seemed to dislike her as well

[@ThunderpichuYt]

Your user name is true

[@ThunderpichuYt]

Chiaki best girl

[@-hello6177]

@@ThunderpichuYt Good to see some people of culture around these lands

[@ThunderpichuYt]

Thank you, but who is best boy?

[@-hello6177]

@@ThunderpichuYt Hitohito maybe, Naegi also works

[@daytoncoates4930]

The 2nd person has the mindset of greg from Diary of a wimpy kid

[@tyeFTW]

Exactly

[@The_Court_Poet]

I had a crush on a girl once. Her older sister married my cousin. Now we’re step cousins of some sort. Shortly after, I lost my crush on her. Funny how that works

[@death3678]

Honestly I understand the attraction especially if you are around 14 to 19 due to hormones and if you didn’t grow up with the distant family member in question I just feel it is wrong to act on those feelings

[@carbon5362]

@@death3678 I think for a normal person once you associate them as family in any way despite blood relation you kind of loose your attraction to them. My family is pretty big and there are plenty of in laws and attractive girls which would normally be my type. The fact that I'm not attracted to any of them is a little to conspicuous to be a coincidence in my opinion.

[@Weaseman4]

HOW IN THE LIVING FUCK DOES SOMEONE HAVE A ATTRACTION TO HIS KIN THAT IS DUMB AS HELL Sorry that topic is kinda dumb incest is just retarded

[@ark2074]

@@Weaseman4 Bro tf are you on about

[@Bell-js3ki]

U should of told her so she would hate ur cousin then get with the older sister and get her pregnant

[@Rsloak]

" I love drinking my mommy milk, it gets really creamy so time YUM." EWWW that's really disturbing n I'm so glad its fake well 🤞🏾🤞

[@wastelandlegocheem]

Pics or it- actually nevermind

[@Rsloak]

@@wastelandlegocheem no, say it.

[@rapidxxx]

Noo I love mommy milk 😩

[@cokiesyumyum1802]

Breast milk > cow milk

[@MUSHROOMAN4]

@j thanks for the tip!

[@flablife7732]

The only reason y they take so long to “process the video” is to decide wether or not to demonitise the vid

[@HamidHamimid77]

"I liked Obama,so I got my aunt pregnant" Actually happened

[@samuelsullins6127]

Her: “I’m in love with my cousin” (Sweet home Alabama intensifies)

[@memelord5959]

Sam Sullins thats what i thought lol

[@quackthefifth6002]

mEmELoRd me too

[@aydenmations978]

Sam Sullins 𝙾𝚏𝚏𝚎𝚗𝚜𝚒𝚟𝚎 > 𝙹𝚘𝚔𝚎

[@aydenmations978]

Silent Rebel It’s a joke to you but an insult to me

[@jimmywalls2049]

@@aydenmations978 yeehaw

[@Ender_Rock]

That british chick could legit just go on Instagram and stuff

[@AresGarcia-wg8on]

W h a t

[@JustPopCulture]

Limpocat25 pretty sure he means that she could just be an Instagram model or some shit

[@lvrcw]

FAXS BRO

[@fuziontonygaming]

Don’t encourage her.

[@marblebongos2794]

@@fuziontonygaming She ain't even real

[@swag304]

Nobody: Actually Happened: my dad was pissing me off so I got his daughter pregnant

[@Firemage_]

*banjo music starts*

[@AlphaLegionTacticoolShitposts]

Sweet home Alabama

[@inspector5122]

*"Free Bird" starts playing*

[@UFOkwinn]

P.S.: Im an only child

[@joshuauloho5871]

F

[@johnnyklebitzrevenge4793]

I have two favorite lines here. The intro ("Bongo, Bongo, Bongo I don't wanna leave the Congo") And the Minor Alert ("Hey, oh man, you're kinda a Cutie *16* uh oh, fuck")

[@zeorph]

No one: Actually happened: i dated my father and got his half step cousin pregnant, turns out my pet dog is actually my biological mother

[@imatoaster_is_here]

*B*TCH*

[@plagued8835]

@@imatoaster_is_here go away actually happened fan

[@imatoaster_is_here]

pewdiepie l I was talking about the dog thing....

[@plagued8835]

@@imatoaster_is_here oh sorry lol

[@Relyt2442]

And the cat is the witness.

[@ItsGarfieldTime]

Nobody: Actually Happened: “My dad didn’t get me McDonald’s so I killed him and pinned it on my mom and she was put in prison for 25 years and then I found out my mom is my dad and my cat is my mom”

[@antzybitzy]

👁👄👁

[@yoon7015]

👀👄👀

[@bolaoguntoye8562]

So then who did you kill?

[@bolaoguntoye8562]

@Suni Victor oh yeah that kinda makes sense

[@ellafrost3669]

This comment is really underrated

[@azazazz099]

I ate shit out of a Public toilet and now I’m pregnant with 5 twins and my brother is the father _actually happened_

[@eriksulzbach1050]

An animation masterpiece

[@muzinhiphop7591]

Bruh

[@OK-0366]

*_5 twins_* ok

[@ghulam237]

@@OK-0366 Welp...

[@vanukas8783]

Aza29 5 twins? Could you believe when she gives birth to them all!

[@motorist_music7584]

This man is inspiring me to make a KZbin channel I wish I could do commentaries like this they're funny they're probably really fun to make I love this guy

[@noamkagan9019]

The best part of the video is the intro: "BONGO BONGO BONG, I DONT WANT TO LEAVE THE CONGO.

[@JillCheese]

Best quote ever

[@Uragaking]

Those fallout vibes tho

[@hardylopez2923]

Ahh galaxy news radio good times

[@elladoros]

@Mila uwu ILL STAY RIGHT HERE

[@youcansave15ormoreoncarins75]

@Mila uwu don't want no penthouse bathtub streetcars taxis noise in my ears

[@tehvix_]

Actually happened: "Santa clause got me pregnant but he called me a ho ho ho"

[@deedonhulu9721]

Triptoxiz WTF

[@val-mz1ej]

ho ho ho'k, boomer.

[@MC-rz1po]

*FBI open up*

[@softeealmonds]

Thats a good one

[@bluerazer1089]

4:11 she's saying survive like she is about to escape gulag

[@mehoyminoy5619]

Except she can't run from gulag, gulag catches up to her if she tries to escape

[@AppL12334]

@@mehoyminoy5619 heavy escaped the gulag

[@mehoyminoy5619]

@@AppL12334 send in soap and roach they'll get her

[@AppL12334]

@@mehoyminoy5619 i mean, tf2 gulag

[@theresarayner5726]

The only man that can escape gulag is a frog named Constantine, but that only lasted a few days

[@abunchofstupidity7892]

“it gets really creamy! yum!” **vomiting intensifies**

[@mr.fingerwithasmileyface3584]

"My dad ate my cupcake so make his wife pregnant!" "Dad's wifes" *HOL UP*

[@pikapika7289]

"Dad's wife" Excuse me what the fri¢k

[@yutah.]

My dad ate my *cupcake* (ahem), so I got *his wife* pregnant

[@KevynXDX]

My aunt breathed so i shat on the ground ACTuallY HApENed

[@KawaiiPotat0]

nice pic i giorno giovanna ate all the kids

[@boznsjbruhstudios6383]

How dare u insult giorno

[@suhanicuenot3536]

Hello gangstar

[@boznsjbruhstudios6383]

@@suhanicuenot3536 lol I saw you in the comments and knew u would reply to this comment

[@emotionalguidanc3205]

How is becoming a Mafioso going?

[@user-iz1ud3tz6d]

No one: Actually happened: My dad had sexual intercourse with my great grandmother's dead body and he didn't let me join in so now I'm mad!

[@emmanuelleal540]

im dying at all of these

[@JamesNerdMan85]

How could he do this to me?!? I should have been the one to do my great grandma, not my dad! What do you think, should I wine like an asshole, or beat the crap out of my dad and get with the corpse? Let me know in the comments.

[@Gazing-09]

. . . 🤢

[@drewfroststorm3919]

“I love drinking my moms milk! It gets really-“ Me: Ok, imma stop you there, that’s enough! Ffs, I can’t unhear that 😩

[@jess283.6]

I dare you to finish the sentence

[@thekiller7994]

@@jess283.6 creamy, yum Random old man: Vomiting noise

[@jess283.6]

@@thekiller7994 same

[@eddietuite732]

Nobody : Not even Joe : My Story Animated :I got pregnant at 4

[@quinnwalker5801]

Who's Joe?

[@creaturefan216]

@@quinnwalker5801 JOE MAMA

[@GG.Sanchoo]

Gay

[@gokukakarotto7393]

@@Ryan-nz3ch joe MOMMA

[@mrc3187]

How is Joe?

[@stevepensando2593]

"My dad ate cupcake, so I got his wife pregnant" *Hol up*

[@pureintellectualbeing3575]

Incest services

[@InfinityIX]

Hold up wait a minute *KAZOO STARTS PLAYING*

[@hendrikhuysmans8057]

Sweet home Alabama

[@Tsurugii]

*-ROUNDABOUT STARTS PLAYING-*

[@CliffhangerProduction]

@ʟʊզʊɨռɦǟֆ ֆǟɖ but

[@arandombrowncoat3946]

Nobody: Share my story: my wall looked at my imaginary girlfriend so i got both of them pregnant

[@justyouraveragemartian783]

Oh no, you have said "Share My Story", you have repelled the ACTUALLY HAPPENED memes!! Noooooo!!!!!

[@ravennabarnes8744]

XD how can you get a wall prego

[@DoomooDguy]

WALLMONGER DETECTED

[@gamehead1223]

"randomly got a copyright hit because of that small section of the video playing "Sweet Home Alabama", so sorry about the random audio depletion" Not going to lie, the lack of audio is the right reaction.

[@revolzyy]

The second story really pissed me of. She got mad because she used Mike just to get good grades and then Mike doing a UNO reverse card, and plays the victim card, wtf?????

[@workingtitle7049]

Its not real

[@chuckordinaasserordaorwhat7682]

@@workingtitle7049 no shit

[@hgetgbg2e1f]

My dad kissed me and I got pregnant with my ancestors who jumped from ships

[@hgetgbg2e1f]

I forgot about this comment

[@meirose3374]

Lmao so accurate

[@alsolilteapot]

I Was in a Drug Cartel Without Even Knowing. A C T U A L L Y H A P P E N E D

[@anastasia-cs8mv]

I was having sex with my *dead* dad for mcdonalds A C T U A L L Y H A P P E N E D

[@historyoftheromans2527]

I woke up on Mars having sex my mum! A C T U A L L Y H A P P E N E D

[@para_dis]

B R U H

[@historyoftheromans2527]

B R U H gansta talk

[@historyoftheromans2527]

My girlfriend shot and raped me 12 times and I forgave her A C T U A L L Y H A P P E N E D

[@lorenzopollocaffe6277]

There's no way a person without some mental health problems can be THAT egocentric, this was made with the obvious intent to generate indignation, and well, it works lol

[@flablife7732]

KZbin: We’Re PrOcesSiNg ThIs ViDeO. cHeCk BaCk lAteR Me: yeah right

[@spig8842]

What are you doing stepbro

[@spig8842]

This is so wrong

[@spig8842]

You're the best big brother I could've ever asked for

[@spig8842]

Daddy

[@spig8842]

kzbin.info/door/RmudntCehwykdvUv01Oc2A

[@jackelinefernandez5765]

Actually happened: hE ShIT hImSeLf So KaREn sTOLE kYLEs vIRgINitY

[@brxxklynn1202]

Jackeline Fernandez I have been laughing at this comment for 5 minutes

[@ghulam237]

Actually happened: I shit my pants in front of my mom just because she wouldn't give me cake before dinner

[@lifeispainandihateit5809]

Then I screwed the dog and had a spoon and it was the *ultimate revenge*

[@Emilyb09]

*”I’m surprised her sheets are dry”* Lmao wtf

[@jeromeng1182]

Pee pee

[@nestorpaleoart2399]

After the thrith time of seeing this video I understood

[@pwenkojammy2894]

That second story made me so happy lol. The villains plans were foiled at the last second and the nerdy protagonist got the girl. It's like a fuckn movie hahaha. Omg feels good man yknow, if it actually happened

[@brooklyn1167]

Nobody: Actually happened: *my dad licked my toes and then I got pregnant and now my son is my brother’s mom dads sibling:0*

[@carbonreptile5437]

stahp

[@Tiredsamaritan1941]

WAT THE FUUUUUUU

[@CosmicMetalhead]

W-w-wha...

[@seagoulash9592]

My mom is my brother's daughter's grandma's cat

[@Tiredsamaritan1941]

@@seagoulash9592 like I said WAT THE FUUUUUA

[@plepionn4185]

Nobody: Nobody in the world: Actually happened:I cheated on my boyfriend with my dad

[@janseanhernane3191]

This is legit a PornHub title

[@janseanhernane3191]

@H M To be fair Porn channels like Vixen, BLACKED and Tushy have some god tier editing and cinematography so it's not even a fair competition

[@andys2801]

We all know what the 2nd girl is gonna do if her teacher gave her a F.

[@fuziontonygaming]

She’s shallow as hell lol.

[@dannyblantom5243]

Bang her teacher's dog or something

[@Chiara-ep5er]

“I was failing chemistry!!”

[@slamer4000]

2nd Girl: Kevin, you know what we have to do 2nd Girl and Kevin: *pull AKs from their backpacks as Troom Troom music intensifies*

[@sainsburyshopper]

My Dad peed in my mouth so I got his hamster pregnant ACTUALLY HAPPENED

[@nicholasrivera1617]

NO WAY!

[@Br1ckm4n]

Why the fuck? What the fuck? And why could this actually be on their channel?

[@RealWeedMusicPlaylists]

Poggers

[@BeefeusSteak]

I killed my boyfriend and he's mad at me! Why is this?

[@michaeljames6737]

because you killed him DUH

[@treshkun6257]

@@michaeljames6737 but hes dead he should not be able to feel anger (Also the guys joking)

[@OnionYeeter]

@@michaeljames6737 wosh

[@michaeljames6737]

@@treshkun6257 hes a ghost now

[@blackneos940]

Spiritual people: "He's dead, he doesn't feel anger now." Atheists: "He's dead, he doesn't feel anger now."

[@brady.widlake]

Is actually happened worse than buzzfeed? Answer: they're both terrible

[@pottasiumcynaide4104]

F Fi Fir Firm Firml Firmly g Firmly gr Firmly gra Firmly gras Firmly grasp Firmly grasp I Firmly grasp it Firmly grasp l Firmly grasp Firmly gras Firmly gra Firmly gr Firmly g Firmly Firml Firm Fir Fi F

[@Bruhcation]

Well actually Ok boomer

[@misfitmickey3059]

But who's worse

[@panzerschiff9805]

Buzzfeed> Actually Happend And I hate Buzzfeed as much as I hate Hitler or Dog abusers

[@nooblordgaming1126]

@@panzerschiff9805 What if BuzzFeed IS actually happened?

[@adamaasen4214]

Nobody: Actually happened: my cat wouldn't become jesus so I married his bible

[@igotmyaccountbackbozos593]

Lmao

[@matthewzapata8340]

Lmao

[@zerotimeszeroj]

Lmao

[@vitaminc_wzinc]

I’m-

[@Dantedeviljacksonmaycry]

-gay

[@crescentblueee]

10:39 “euugh, stop that” 😂😂😂😂