Adam Carolla vs. Jane Lynch in "The Hammer"

Jane Lynch (unnamed character) schools Jerry Ferro in carpentry.
"We're in earthquake country. I don't know if you heard."

[@rasalghul9331]

This was such a small pat for Jane Lynch but what a fucking pro - she nailed the dialogue and she totally got and captured the essence of the scene.

[@moduscorp]

"Cut corners people get hurt." *Sniiiif*

[@davidforge151]

"It's a tool shed not an underground parking structure". (looks away)

[@OzymandiasWasRight]

Entire movie is criminally underrated.

[@spood87839]

RIP Ozzie.

[@galleryofrogues]

😢 he will be missed! He was such a character, naturally hilarious

[@AbleAnderson]

This is classic Adam, shows why he's such a comedic genius. "I hit 690 in the Van Nuys unlimited arc league" hahaha

[@20emesiecle]

Great Carolla, great Lynch, and great scene in the Hammer.

[@joblo2671]

Counting out every goddamn nail while everyone in line is losing their minds is so accurate 😂😂

[@denmark219]

Love this scene, except drywall screws for a deck is an awful idea.

[@lukeuzzellbryan3883]

Galvanized FUCK!! 🤣😂🤣

[@jonathandewberry289]

It feels wrong but to my surprise, enough that I recall this enough to comment, indeed I used drywall screws for a comparable project and they actually did grip into the wood and hold longer than whatever the proper wood screws were. Why that is? I have no idea but there it was and I can confirm.

[@dadoffour2006]

Meh, he technically didn't say the drywall screws were for the deck...

[@denmark219]

@@dadoffour2006 touche

[@markschuyler3826]

It’s very common.

[@sqaure4175]

How did this end up in my recommended. I had this exact situation today

[@AKarnold1010]

(Jesse Ventura voice) "that's because the NSA has installed audio listening devices in all the hardware stores because they want to know when people are spraying thermite paint on buildings. The government is spying on the American public"

[@negativeindustrial]

@@AKarnold1010 🤣 I totally read that in Joe Rogan’s Jesse Ventura impersonation voice. Which, if you haven’t heard it, is spot on +25% more Ventura! 🤣

[@lukeuzzellbryan3883]

Because nothing is real

[@johnviera3884]

Brilliant. Offensive, self-deprecating with precision wrapped up in a comedic bow.

[@funghazi]

Hugely underrated movie.

[@crjaded]

All-American... Arizona State. 🎤 💥

[@egraseidannogew]

The Hammer - starring Jane Lynch

[@MrWolfTickets]

This was a surprisingly good rom-com

[@brandonkaholokula2278]

Who hangs a heavy bag with toggle bolts?!

[@haveatomato]

Jane: "Aw thats sweet.......a 'deck' right?" hahahaha

[@MJ_Bass]

Cut corners people get hurt.

[@Astinsan]

Adam would never use a common on a deck... wtf?

[@fredgarvinMP]

Ring shanks at minimum!

[@Astinsan]

He loves the shank that’s for sure

[@casualobserver2380]

I have always been convinced that Corolla just memorized a bunch of construction lingo and knows just enough to fool people who don't know anything.

[@Burning_Babylon]

I always felt his "that guy" act was just a avt

[@Xbox360mIRC]

My dad worked his way up to boss being the foreman and first started paying taxes at the construction company at 15 years old although he went to the job site with my grandpa when he was like 5 and did stuff like cabinets and could read a tape at 5 years old. He eventually had to wear no toolbelt and just read the blueprints and tell people what to do and go to meetings and speak to the architects. He was the foreman and was involved in over 150 projects including many Walgreens and CVS pharmacies and massive remodels to schools and hospitals. Too bad he wasn't around anymore he would know all this and know if he was forreal. He had to fire people who just didn't catch on or showed up with excuses or called in a lot and was just behind the owner of the company. Mainly sheetrocking and metal studs but did everything basically even side stuff. I still have several of his massive rolled up blueprints. He always even for small stuff didn't cut corners or so shotty work and made sure it was perfect.

[@SoBayK80]

I remember him testing Trump Jr recognition of power tools by sound alone to see if he really worked on site. Jr aced it 😂

[@kgonza1220]

I love Jane Lynch. She’s the best. This scene had me dying.

[@CoolHandLuke7]

Hilarious

[@chrisbrown18andup]

"We're in earthquake country." Perfectly delivered! If Adam acts even a little better in Road Hard, I think were in for another great movie by our Lord and Saviour Ace Rockola.

[@jkessler410]

Christopher Brown I really enjoyed Road Hard, but I think the Hammer was a better movie by far.. not to degrade Road hard but the hammer is just THAT good.

[@chrisbrown18andup]

The hammer is good. Road hard was literal garbage

[@bigjuni69]

@@chrisbrown18andup I barely remember Road Hard, The Hammer has the greatest and most memorable scenes and always has me coming back to watch it every 2 years or less

[@johndoe-cp6vp]

RIP ozzie

[@punkinmyvitamins1]

Haha I like Jane Lynch

[@LN-Lifer]

Don't decide on the movie based upon this clip. This movie is so much better than this.

[@frankperdue6585]

Get it on 🤘🍺

[@speshiled220]

one of my favorite fights of the movie!

[@roywhiteo5]

using a rotohammer is no big deal, just get some 3/8" anchor bolts and a single jack

[@iamnowawakepleasedontletme6357]

I did an estimate for a client who was in the middle of a project. we basically had this conversation. the Ace man called it. only contractors will get the humor of the duel

[@jeremysimpson6474]

Uh cut corners. People get hurt.

[@yak6ex]

The Hammer

[@aluisious]

I've been listening to Adam for...5 years? I dunno, since he replaced Stern...and I have never heard him mention Harbor Freight. He sure as hell isn't going there to buy Makita power tools.

[@AKarnold1010]

A guy like Carolla is DeWalt or Milwaukee all the way

[@C71-m1l]

He has and is with the rest of us. Most of their tools are one time use and throwaway like angle grinders, but he did mention the 1 inch impact wrench because it was a fraction of the price over IR and was impressed with the torque in the garage.

[@BFSilenceDogood]

Great movie!

[@emburtte]

Whatchou building your man?

[@lsh3rd]

Never EVER use drywall screws on anything but drywall.

[@Mike-ss1ju]

All American. Arizona state. "Ozzy, let's get those dry wall screws."

[@auggiecontreras8068]

That final contemptuous look of superiority from Jane Lynch kills me every time 😅

[@MilwaukeeF40C]

Round here we just put sheds on sled timbers on the ground so they don't count as buildings.

[@TheBlahblahblahahaha]

what i would give to hear jane lynch talking about screws all day, wow

[@aluisious]

Harbor Freight doesn't sell building supplies.

[@dadoffour2006]

OSH

[@darreinrobinson5681]

Cut corners.....*don't cut your corner man

[@BigJohnBud420]

he is like jesus christ, except he doesn't gouge the elderly

[@CrazyMunky84]

Ban bossy! LOL!

[@nickdipaolofan5948]

Bingo, I used to love4 Jane Linch but I can't look at her the same now.

[@mitchio83]

H.F. has been mentioned by Adam at least 2 or 3 times.

[@mitchellhughes5180]

Uh, a deck🤣

[@mattsimnitt1420]

I can't believe I'm just finding out about this movie. Had never even heard of it, don't even know anybody who's heard of it. Instant classic, loved it.

[@josiahalcorne]

If I was a conservative type, I would be demanding that Carolla gets a primetime sitcom. The comedy in this movie was subtle and deep sometimes and sometimes in your face over the top. Perfect for selling DVD box sets.

[@Burning_Babylon]

Smh

[@jamesr5719]

"Perfect for selling DVD box sets"? Wtf you talking about lol

[@josiahalcorne]

@@jamesr5719 It's been over a year since I made that comment so I'm not sure what I was thinking when I wrote it. My best recollection is that the deep meta jokes and very specific references Carolla uses in his humor stretched out over the course of a 12 or 22-episode season of a sitcom would have tons of easter egg type mini jokes that make for great rewatching and DVD commentaries. As a left-of-center type, I do think Carolla is one of the better conservative comics in the business today.

[@SoBayK80]

​@@josiahalcornecarolla is not conservative, he notices things, that's his shtick! 🤨🤣🙃 Politics is fucking boring, thank heaven the pendulum swings cos y'all droll af.

[@vivalasvegas2090]

Drywall screws,earthquake country haven't you heard ?How did he get to Catch A Contractor Show??I guess he never left Comedy which he wasn't even funny by the way

[@jonathandewberry289]

It's barely an exaggeration of DIY uber-geeks with their jargon. Oh well, it makes them happy.

[@BFSilenceDogood]

Wait.. did she suggest using drywall screws for a deck?

[@travisk5589]

Bugle head drywall screws are the worst for decks

[@rcom9880]

Why did they cut this off before the singing started?

[@davidfuller764]

I❤️the hammer! Just pure comedy genius

[@stevemaher7481]

Screws are the way to go, no question.

[@frankperdue6585]

Get it on !!!!!!!!!! 😎🤘🥰

[@galleryofrogues]

ACE at peak sexiness

[@ronthunders6124]

hahahah this is rich! i bet contractors die to this scene

[@camaroman101]

its a joke, carolla is always in harbor freight

[@camaroman101]

its mostly referenced on carcast

[@smcn85]

Get it on!

[@kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk441]

0:20

[@byronwelichko8577]

-Sniff-

[@bigjuni69]

Cut corners people get hurt lol

[@frankperdue6585]

That's not funny

[@IsabellHope]

what is this movie called?

[@vinyllpreviews9462]

The Hammer

[@rileyscottkramer]

If you're not careful, people get hurt

[@LivinRob]

Drywall screws on a deck?

[@heidirobinson3352]

All OSH hardware stores went out of business in 2018. ..... (2022) ..... 🔩🔧🛠⚒⛏🔨🗽🙏🕊