Harland Williams on Fainting & Dognapping + Dolph Lundgren on His Career & New Marriage

[@tp0376]

Love that he brought up acid rain, I remember that from the 80’s also. Don’t hear that term anymore.

[@33479Leigh]

Also aerosol cans. 🙄 I was in highschool when they peddled that scare tactic out.

[@RandoCDN87]

Both Harland & Orny are two of my favorite ongoing guests. Both work off and with Adam so well.

[@kdarbinian4457]

@@theasianjaywalker4455 why are you even here?

[@TheMrplayitsafe]

Harlan's pretty good. His comedy's original.

[@kdarbinian4457]

@@theasianjaywalker4455 because adam is a comedian...its not that serious freak

[@kdarbinian4457]

@@theasianjaywalker4455 chinnnnnnnahhhh

[@bazookafluke]

I love harland but orny is pretty irritating to me

[@adam551982]

When adam said "youre not able to do that math" i fell over laughing at carollas irritation at the idiocy

[@ZeroESG.goopootoob]

So great! And, Harland's Andy Kaufmanesque schtick is bewilderingly perfect.

[@adam551982]

People that have watched enough Carolla are the only ones to get laughter out of that. If that was off camera he probably wouldn't have reigned in his aggravation like we saw live. 😅

[@graybush1776]

Harland is the best. I got the whole word in my hands!!!

[@graybush1776]

Holy fuck this guy sucks and everyone knows exactly who I'm talking about.

[@epel4416]

I rarely laugh out loud but Harland had me laughing throughout 😂 so funny with Adam

[@MrBuketman]

They have an awesome balance. It’s worth going back to whenever he was last on the show.

[@spiritualED]

Harland never disappoints. He and Adam always have great banter together.

[@joe_higachi]

Gonna see if Adam asks what’s wrong with his face

[@tessamcqueen850]

I literally fainted at Harland’s show last year. He handled it like a pro. Kept on pushing thru his set. Kept the embarrassment to a minimum. lol

[@franksimonds04]

Wow. My first Harland episode. Way too friggin funny. And Dolph was a surprise. Super smart, driven, and thankfully healthy.

[@joblo2671]

27:05 😂😂😂😂 😳Adam may be an a**hole, but he's not wrong. I think most of his audience can relate. 😳 😂😂😂

[@homer655]

Two super guests, great episode.

[@antlerking69]

Dolph interview was surprisingly great

[@aaronhowell1132]

RocketMan was a 9/10 movie that didn't get enough acclaim for what it accomplished. That fart in the space suit oxygen hose umbilical scene was classic.

[@timorenzzuartz5177]

Somewhere in the middle is the truth. Within a year, there were 9 people I knew that died from contracting COVID.

[@rdmanzo6691]

@16:24, good one, Adam! Listening to the podcast right now and that zinger had me LMAO. Immediately brightened up an, otherwise, blah morning. Thanks!

[@davevallely7129]

Maxipadda's crew comment finally made sense.

[@michaelboley4428]

That happened to me Ontario, CA to Phoenix. Bullshit oh it’s bumpy no service I was red assed😡

[@Ron502008]

At 5:28 The Same thing happened on my flight. The Free Beverages had to be cancelled due to safety concerns. Then, a completely smooth flight.

[@garyablett9284]

27:53 lmao harland “firefighters”

[@bpoindexter7404]

I miss watching Chris hating working for Adam. Im proud of Chris. ❤ Adam

[@fullmatthew]

Calm down, Adam. Had to turn down the volume on my phone twice lol

[@Wrench7532]

Every time I need a Good Laugh I'm going to Rewatch this episode😂 Freaking Awesome 😂😅 I totally agree with the rant💯%

[@danzaborski]

Its crazy that I'm watching Dolph talking about cancer and today RIP Dillon aka Carl Weathers! 😳😭🙏🙏🙏🙏

[@HWG-wm8ld]

Dillion died? Thought he just lost an arm

[@roachzero2952]

I ... FKING ... LOVE IT , Adam !!!

[@garyfitz6038]

Any word on Philly E Cheese steak?! Havent heard Adam talk about his dog lately..

[@tygold8554]

Good question. Maybe Lynette has the dog for certain periods? But I always got the impression that it was just Adam's dog.

[@jamiejohnson1398]

“Duddde you faint” 😂

[@danielmoore8695]

Harland should know the government lies to him, they threw him in jail for feeding a horse!

[@johnbookout3535]

And they stole his fruit cocktail!😮😅

[@MrDuds1984]

Had a Dolph a few days too late RIP Carl Weathers

[@HWG-wm8ld]

He was anti gun, just another hypocritical liberal

[@ritalewis1021]

Love Harland a real comic

[@sherrythomas8149]

"Lick his hair & you'll live forever." 😂

[@robertfrancois6064]

Sam Tripoli has them babies that wear helmets

[@jimwoodard64]

I lived right next to Cooperstown dream park! There are a lot less famous and influential people who manage to get money to send kids to that park every year in hopes they're the next

[@lizashley4209]

Okay….Adam….you’re not totally wrong. Washing your hair frequently DOES dry out and damage the hair. My hair wouldn’t get long until I started washing my hair much less frequently. Its made the BIGGEST difference. However, if I sweat or get extremely dirty working in the yard I’ll wash my hair for sure. You do get a build up of dirt, oils, etc… I do eat shit off the ground at times (depending on said floor) and I’m still here. I do wash my body though..You lost me on that one…😅

[@rmasco71]

I guess Harland never heard of the “No Poo” movement

[@MrBuketman]

Well rounded episode. No reason for Adam to chew anyone out on or off camera🎉

[@thewind6047]

It’s 320 yards

[@thewind6047]

My bad. It’s 360 feet.

[@NIX5s]

1:05 😂 Dude!…. 😂

[@davidszelinski5021]

Win the hearts of the women and the men will follow this saying comes from 1930s Germany

[@badlaamaurukehu]

Bernays, Madison Ave, A Diamond Is Forever, etc.

[@gregghanson2337]

I was in the army trust me men faint

[@rockysworld4872]

Alot of restraunts did that to with half their menus like olive garden got rid of the stuffed chicken marsalla idk how the cheese stuffing in the stuffed chicken has to do with covid if they want to be cheap just tell us hey the ingrediants is to high and we are cheap bastards. I always ordered that and alot of people did too i stopped going due to that not on menu.

[@spa6hetti]

Amber Heard was absolutely the villain. She was clearly toxic. She behaved extremely unbecoming of a woman. Whatever Johnny may or may not have done, it's irrelevant because of what she had done. Women all over the country are trying to pull similar BS over men, undeservedly so, and it needs to stop. Men lose their livelihoods, and often their kids in these situations, which is why justice needed to be harsh on Amber. Consequences matter, but women seem to think they don't apply to them--much like Democrats and other elitists.

[@debbiesroommate]

She's an underrated actress

[@Laquintainnroom217]

Like Trump asking for immunity, lock him up

[@HWG-wm8ld]

Mega pints

[@HWG-wm8ld]

What’s trump got to do with this? You are pathetic

[@anthonyhoh5073]

Old men scream at clouds, and an interview with Dolf, loved all of it.

[@paulbartelme4318]

This is by far the best Harland on a podcast - adam and harland have an amazing chemistry, it's like abbot and costello

[@BusyWatchingYouTube]

Man, you need to watch Harland on other shows. You may change your opinion on “chemistry.” Try Tiger Belly, Whiskey Ginger or Scissor Brothers.

[@jarredfugleberg3994]

@@BusyWatchingKZbinthis is the most I’ve seen Harland be his true self on any podcast. He literally plays a character every podcast he goes on

[@somecallmeTim-wi6pr]

When Harland was on JRE right before this was pretty wild.

[@richardcoppi7774]

gotta love Harland; "Why are your glasses fogging up?" LOL

[@braziliantexatlantis7485]

"You look like Satan with dirty hair"

[@mr.snicker-doodles7081]

Harland is HANDS down the best guest every time he's on, totally hilarious.

[@Daniel-fd3wp]

Your turning Beet Red Adam. 😂

[@JakeRoselli]

Meh

[@olcountry8432]

This is true. Flippy Flap Butternuts

[@MrBuketman]

Finally

[@purebloodedamericanjesusguy]

Harland and Adam Ray are the goats

[@johnkurland3912]

Greatest episode in 2024! Harland brought it and Dolph was amazingly interesting.

[@robertcristando8007]

Wait, what?!? Alysa Milano has a child that she didn’t abort?!?

[@johnbookout3535]

She's such a sellout.😁

[@kdarbinian4457]

what about melissa milano?

[@Lv4music1luv]

This was a great episode with Harland. I really empathized with Adam about the COVID cult and when Harland said "I can't get red, I don't have enough blood," I couldn't stop laughing. On another note, too bad Grace and Dolph never had babies together. Can you imagine?

[@FSUBrando]

Harland STOP stepping on one of the 2024 Ace Awards “Rants Of The Year” and let Adam cook 😂

[@FSUBrando]

38:33 “You don’t have to snap my head off” 😂😂😂

[@franpower8208]

Great Show! Adams rants are on fire! 😆Harland is so funny too, a total natural. Great to see Dolph Lundgren, a real action star from my childhood.

[@atheistpower5659]

Dolph Lundgren will always be the real He-Man and Master of the Universe !

[@hemulinkulli]

Dolph is universal soldier and ivan drago for me..

[@atheistpower5659]

@@hemulinkulli Still a Good choice !

[@777Biggens]

GET IT ON - GOT TO - NO CHOICE - MAN DATE - Love from Aussie land mate xoxo

[@xavierpaquin]

The wellness company ad after that covid cult rant was just gold 😂

[@ZeroESG.goopootoob]

I am absolutely shocked that the criminal dog abductor, automobile assaulters were black.

[@bazookafluke]

"You look like Satan with dirty hair" lol

[@InglouriousBradsterd]

As a cajun, I really do enjoy the Hahhh-Hii--Pahh-Casss........UH huh! You know datz righhh

[@catherine_steffy]

Love Harlandssss highway podcast lol ❤❤❤

[@debrabernard610]

The rant was fantabulous, there needs to be at least one every podcast😆👍

[@ZeroESG.goopootoob]

What's hilarious is that I doubt you meant that ironically for a joke. Haha!

[@johnmccoy5923]

Only tuned in to see Harland and Dolph on at the same time, but you did not deliver. Missed opportunity on a pod going viral. It didn’t have to be the whole time but would have been interesting to see.

[@2ndHandHero]

Adam losing his shit about the lying medical bullshit!

[@chipchippahson]

Oh NICE Drago is here!

[@kelceygoddard7717]

Great show! I love how Harland's drug of choice is Count Chocula!🤣 I also chuckled right after Adam's rant about vape pens there was a commercial for Dr. Drew's biz to treat "White Lung Disease".

[@ponchoedderds9598]

I think Adam should take up all his grievances with Seth MacFarlane and see where that takes him.

[@kdarbinian4457]

JK 2.0

[@darrenlew3611]

Could there be two more different people in the same industry than Harland and Dolph??

[@robertfrancois6064]

Maybe that black lady from ghostbusters 2016

[@kdarbinian4457]

@@robertfrancois6064 she has NO business in the industry-talentless

[@peppergrand1072]

If anything Adam exceeds at as an Podcaster or interviewer is his ability to dig into the root or meat of some difficult subjects on parents and mental and physical abuse in a manner that makes the guest feel comfortable in explaining some more likely descriptions that wouldn't be detailed as well because Adam's follow up inquiries are so unique to the individuals story. He listens very well and is able to give his guest's ample time and room to slowly open up to him and the audience just gets the benefits of his ability to just talk with that particular person.

[@phillipschmidtke2001]

Well said, I really enjoyed the interview.

[@HWG-wm8ld]

Loveline

[@AnthonyGargini]

I've been asking for years when is there going to be a podcast with both Dolph Lundgren and Harland Williams on it? I mean that's an obvious pairing

[@showtime951]

You want to tak about BS!! I brought my wife, her sister, and her sister's husband two Saturday nights in a row to the "Big Jump-Live Chopper Multiplex" to see the majestic 'GHOSTRIDER' go big, as advertised. Four (4) Adult tickets at $65.00 each, plus $40.00 for Parking. Plus we spent about $40.00 more on food and beverages at each "show". Unfortunately, as was announced at each show, "'The Ghostrider' would not be jumping tonight" at either full-house show because of "chop". $800.00 literally flushed. I felt like I just got through with a See-Saw marathon using a viking oar for a seat! Ultimately after week 2, the only Ghostrider any of us was going to see was going to be me purposely taking my '94 Bronco into a phone pole at the Topanga exit off the 101 because listening to my sister-in-law robbed me of my will to live. The video you showed was of the following week's show when I stayed home and cheered the chopper blades on.

[@straytenwhitenormell7759]

Harland & Orny - my two favorite guests.

[@stevemcqueen321]

" Have a nice drowning" 😂😅🤣 yup agreed, one of the best pods I've watched. I think Harland has stepped into the void left by Norm Macdonald.

[@MrMd5555]

I know Harland is a hugely respected legend in comedy but he's also somehow under appreciated in some aspects. Much like Norm Mcdonald, the younger generation didn't realize his comic genius until after he was gone & all those comedy reels went viral

[@sgtcrtrdnl]

How does the scum in the milk both float to the top AND sink to the bottom?

[@DavidMcdonald-df8tb]

Good point. Adam missed jumping on Harlan for that one

[@clab5864]

I'm listening at work and trying not to laugh outloud....impossible!!

[@purrnicus]

I wish he would give this speech to Kimmel

[@johnbookout3535]

If only...😂😂😂

[@HWG-wm8ld]

Kimmmel knows it, he is cashing checks. Everyone will see

[@BusyWatchingYouTube]

Half the fun is seeing Harland’s facial expressions and his camera angle in this show is terrible. Also, Harland is way funnier on other shows where the host feeds his energy. I think Carolla falls short in that regard.

[@juliekostas7322]

Omg the best guest ever! “You look like Satan with dirty hair!” 😈

[@Flernaffinor]

Ever notice you never see Harland Williams and Dolph Lundgren in the same room at the same time? 🤔🤔

[@michtig]

This was a fantastic episode. One of Harland's best appearances on the show. Dolph Lundgren's interview was really good too, very interesting life and very good in the guest role.

[@imustbecrazy5626]

Dolf got a gold digger.

[@sgtcrtrdnl]

It takes some stones to go one someone's podcast and yell OVER them...

[@jamesm28]

Harland makes this podcast worth watching; I usually don't tune in for Adam's ceaseless complaining

[@DavidMcdonald-df8tb]

I didn't know Harlan did a Biden impersonation until I saw him sniff hair

[@cc8751]

Never fainted

[@HWG-wm8ld]

Boring life

[@micheal-lz3kl]

If I never used shampoo my hair would be so greasy.

[@scottbelanger6535]

And that is how the shit works...next book

[@TrollHunterxXx]

NY 3am Carolla crew check in ❤… Adam goes on a rant and turns red at about 25:00

[@badlaamaurukehu]

He's not wrong. Some product exists just to create a need for another product.

[@garyfitz6038]

I miss when they used to do the midnight releases. 3am I'm always falling asleep halfway thru and have to listen in the morning 🌅

[@thesearmsaresnacks8899]

The best guest ever EVER!!!!

[@Flymeonthebreeze]

Great to see Dolph Lundgren!👍

[@Anonymous12345-u]

More like Adolph Lundgren

[@P51]

in general airliners cannot fly "way" faster

[@erikwalters3009]

I can see the bottle of Pert😂😂😂

[@jreidtastic]

Pardon me folks. I need to go take a shower. And, definitely wash my hair with shampoo.

[@androlibre9661]

Airlines are turning into Greyhound of the sky

[@HWG-wm8ld]

Turning? That happened over a 15 years ago.

[@markoneil5279]

Adam started podcasting before it was a thing. He is the legit OG of podcasts.

[@fffraaankkk]

Harland always tremendous

[@HealthHorror]

Adam cited Dr. Drew for the second-hand smoke debate. Dr. Drew who promotes Vshred, which lies to millions about weight loss. You want to see aftermath of second-hand smoke damaging the respiratory system, come visit my dad sometime and hear the constant throat clearing and choking fits he has...every day of his life.🎉

[@sharondeangelis7183]

Morning Brian..I saw a podcast last week… Eric Weinstein tells commentator that ˋˋ unburdened quote is a quote from Karl Mar x… I Google…sure enough..it’s there

[@benjaminsmith3151]

Interesting, I've never thought of Drago being a Frankenstein, but that totally makes sense. Wish they had asked about Stallone's re-cut from a couple years ago, as it made Drago look more human. After Rocky IV, the opponents didn't really have any memorable qualities, other than Tommy Morrison being useless as an actor. At least they gave Drago a back story in that new one, which was more interesting than the cobbled together explanation of how the Creed kid somehow wasn't in his 30s since Apollo died in 1984.

[@HealthHorror]

I'm just now realizing Dolph woulda been a good Clint Eastwood type in westerns.

[@steveprescott3374]

Wonderful y'all. Danke. You're all a positive gift.

[@TarpinianProductions]

I had to fast forward for a second to see if Dolphin Drago was actually a guest…had a feeling they were gonna pull a Matt Damon on Kimmel “we ran out of time for Dolph”

[@somecallmeTim-wi6pr]

Oh my.god I lost it when Harland was telling Adam how he gave his sister the scummy milk, and she said "HAAAAR!" "Was your sister a pirate?"