Add it to the Criterion collection (Slay the Spire)

[@Gijjers]

“Can I tell you what I had for lunch? I don’t want to” bro you brought it up

[@davidballantyne4492]

You either die in a hallway fight or live long enough to forget you have Omamori.

[@BAGELMENSK]

+1

[@nelu2371]

+ 3 :)

[@mnswitch]

-4 >:(

[@mikeyin1257]

😂

[@Puntilaser]

You'd think he owed Acrobatics money the way he's avoiding it

[@KaikiIsTaken]

Acrobatics: NL is like "nahhh" Adrenaline + Snecko Eye: NL is like "hell yeah"

[@rcuhljr]

I love that he said "we can't take an acrobatics now" as if there's any situation he'd ever take one.

[@SkiddlyDoo]

When he sees the word "discard" on a card I'm pretty sure it short circuits his brain and he thinks that card only belongs in a discard build.

[@rcuhljr]

@@SkiddlyDoo Except he ignores it even when going for a discard deck.

[@Splitlickity]

@@rcuhljrhe took it just a few runs ago! Only to never play it, ever, and treat it as a dead draw 😂

[@ifyoureadthisv1]

“travel the world and the seven seas” followed by getting Captain’s Wheel might be the most timing moment ever

[@PurplePikminSupremacy]

Literal Poetry.

[@xander6357]

It was wonderful

[@paulunga]

It's actually "timingest".

[@GodChaos333]

That kunai was clutch. It helped much on the awakened one

[@temporarilyembarrassedgodd9656]

yeah its why he didnt need the second wraith lol

[@penguindrummer252]

^^^

[@roostangarar]

I'm actually not bothering to make a timestamp joke on a video because I'm so fucking pegged that he finally took a Well-Laid plans

[@davidballantyne4492]

I'm right here being pegged with you, brother

[@n00dle_king]

I’m already pre disappointed for him not to take it on the next run

[@trevorseropian2378]

Couldn't have been more pleased

[@balijosu]

Maybe someday he'll even take on the heart...

[@minicritman999]

I’m waiting for the dream run where he takes well laid plans and actually realizes he can grab establishment from the ? Pillar event. (I’ll keep dreaming)

[@felixwise9317]

21:59 a really shitty clairvoyant trying to predict 9/11 for the U.S. government but instead receiving mundane visions of a resident in a nearby building

[@pavcho2211]

+2

[@NikolaPj]

Mr President, the Second event has taken place.

[@dtown2868]

A 2nd timestamp 9/11 joke in the NL Slay The Spire video has hit the comment section

[@hs7178]

x2

[@Pingviinimursu]

+2

[@penguinw947]

Just put the spire in the bag

[@jacobadderley2643]

Don’t speak the old words to me witch

[@nyahgust]

not taking tools of the trade when he's got nothing to upgrade and could make it free, and then immediately getting offered the kite.. that's our man

[@GlockDoctasMedia]

It hurts so much to see him pass on Footwork & Noxious Fumes when he has Frozen Egg.

[@tired4432]

Holy fuck Kunai saved this man like a guardian angel at the very end of the run

[@dwarfmeap1221]

6:45 when I’m playing poker against ghouls and spirits

[@EDoyl]

+2

[@merryjuiceberry]

+2

[@penguindrummer252]

He has overcorrected on Footwork by entire orders of magnitude.

[@penguindrummer252]

Can't even mald since he took two of his biggest opps this run, shoulda doubled Wraith Form anyways.

[@Terribleyoutubehandle]

It was upgraded and on sale im sobbing man

[@Tyranee]

3:24 Osama Bin Laden on September 10, 2001

[@bavuh1249]

Directors going to their casting guy in 2016 17:19

[@Kalslice]

Skipping tools of the trade followed by the kite refusal on the grounds of not discarding reliably... holy

[@alex7634]

Tbf tools of the trade is ass, u see the card before the reward

[@Pingviinimursu]

​@@alex7634 counterpoint: tools is goated, especially when you have nothing else to upgrade

[@shrunker684]

​@@Pingviinimursuits not really that goated when prepared can do it on the same turn, and prepared+ can do it twice. Doesnt help that its not innate either. Getting kite right after is Binema though

[@has6]

Bro I love this game, watching these videos is forcing me to play it again after a while

[@penguindrummer252]

It really is quite infectious

[@kennethsutcliffe9161]

How many times must I be tempted to the Chat A side by the statements on how we need to build poison quicker whilst looking at an upgraded fumes. At least the disrespect of Wraith Form might be over now.

[@evangriesse3533]

We'll see... I'm worried he focuses more on the fact he didn't need to play it in the last fight with kunai and 5 energy than the fact that it probably carried act 2...

[@JohnCollinsIsAWizard]

commentary like "I would prefer not to, in true 'Bartleby the Scrivener' parlance" is why NL has become one of my favorite streamers

[@zi-chan-desu]

bro had girl dinner for lunch just to get the girlies to bump his analytics it’s me i’m girlies

[@MiscFitt]

This sentence would kill a Victorian child

[@WhiteKnuckleRide512]

I love when he talks about a slay the spire run in terms a sommelier uses to describe wine

[@chibieris8659]

the kunai was so much value ahahaha

[@penguindrummer252]

If this had been A20 I think he needed Kunai and potentially only Kunai as his last dig to win there. Maybe could've scraped by with a better Awakened One fight into Donu Deca but I'm pretty sure Awakened One into Time Eater would've rinsed no matter what he did.

[@zeldaking55]

Of course we're refreshing on our lunch break.

[@carsonroach-howell6945]

He took Wraith Form!

[@gabeflannery9750]

And then he did everything possible to avoid using it

[@autonomousanonymous6310]

And well laid plans!

[@elusivetrapdoorspider]

We're silent guys, of course we 2:27

[@Pingviinimursu]

Why would you make me relive this?

[@cyan_god]

Trading Frozen Egg for N'loth's gift when you have Busted Crown is certainly one of the moves

[@tyrant1577]

Thank you for getting me into splay the spire. I’ve had a blast playing it

[@JacoIII]

14:30 when I'm teaching a yoga class for grizzlies.

[@blahthebiste7924]

That was a stretch

[@gothwafflez]

what we really would love to see is pandacaea

[@MainSplat]

2nd tape worm arc coming

[@Will_Winkler]

a slay the spire video first thing in the morning, things you love to see

[@jakepaschke3510]

Noxious fumes turns poison from a dot that ticks down to one that ticks up

[@A_Windmill]

When he said "You've constricted me once more?!" I really felt that 😩

[@Clockworkmelon]

7:20 Me when I'm baby driver and get my second pair of sunglasses slapped off my face by an angry guy

[@FriendB]

+2 devils behind the wheel

[@sathrielsatanson]

I a there with you Ryan. Anytime you say: Do you know what I am saying? I am like: No, I have no clue, you're talking bollocks.

[@obsidiansnows7608]

My god he's finally taken wraith form. This real growth.

[@qmaster5546]

Predictions: - I see 2x corpse explosion in the thumbnail, so he probably has burst. I'm gonna say he takes burst waiting for alchemize that never shows up - Ignores an event that gives him a curse even though he has omomori (tongs again?) - Ignores Well Laid Plans in the shop even though he is running catalyst and burst (nightmare too maybe???) - I also see in the thumbnail the spaghetti monster doing 1 damage, so he has intangible... he skips wraith form AND takes the apparition event - City Hall by Tenacious D reference (since I happened to listen to that album this morning so I'm kinda feeling it) Let's see how I do!

[@qmaster5546]

- Holy shit he took wraith form - Holy shit he took a well laid plans! Okay well I got NOTHING right. I SWEAR THOUGH if that first run didn't lose there I WAS IN THE MONEY. HE ALREADY HAD OMOMORI! In that alternate universe I think I nail every prediction lmfao

[@duck55550]

Next time for sure

[@michael1567]

The OC mentioned!!!!!!!!!!! Me and my sister are watching it now, and it goes hard

[@aarong9128]

Skipped upgraded blade dance right after he got kunai 🤦

[@MFGeedorah47]

And takes heel hook over upgraded fumes and then doesn't buy a 38 gold upgraded footwork to instead remove a strike in a poison orientated build

[@KendSM]

12:53 if only coast to coast bird pfp guy were here :,)

[@frostshadesnowfall5527]

32:09 skips Backstab 3 seconds later "We want this turn one to be strong" My brother in the cards it's free unless you have velvet choker or are fighting the time lord.

[@Binaeroooo77]

Does Innate add the card on top or does it still use one of the draws? Cause if it's using up a draw it's probly better to get corpse explosion faster

[@sporepics]

We're guys guys, of course we fantasize girls being in our chats.

[@drawsalfahad]

I actually completely forgot there wasn’t a chat until he mentioned it 😭

[@Luk3r]

12:35 "I'm pretending there's a chat right now". BIG moment in nl character progression; he's becoming self aware and understanding how he makes videos

[@lil_lion69]

NL gotta have a yacht sponsor the way he talking about boat transformation

[@crispytuba]

What can I say, I’m a bread in the fridge kind of guy

[@samepicgamer]

oh my god he's taking wraith form and well laid plans, he finally gets it! maybe next time he'll start taking acrobatics

[@MarshallCulpepper]

just got back from putting the bread in the fridge, can't wait to watch today's video!

[@knmrt2760]

2:26 ahhhhhhhhhhh take it! takeee it!

[@nineironspitfire]

nl looks like an icecream today

[@zacharywyland5823]

NL is the perfect ad guy. I always wanna play StS myself after watching him misplay. No wonder he gets so many sponsored streams

[@sonofhades57]

I feel like I have to take Acrobatics more often just to compensate for NL's massive disrespect of it. EDIT: And then he took a Sneaky Strike afterwards. I'm on the brink of going Type A, bro.

[@habibialoushie]

Bros looks villainous

[@viniciuscavequi4652]

It's the brown jacket isn't it

[@exxeld]

the noxious fumes disrespect lmao. NL made it through in the end but like goddamn bro you coulda made it much easier for yourself lol

[@yurikaharako]

We’re commenters, of course we are trying to farm +2s

[@fedezubo]

The Charly XCX quote when he mentions the subreddit beef sent me

[@natewatson6962]

it really is a great game. Like you said, this felt like a savvy confident run. And I've done runs based on building up strength, but never many based on building up dex, which actually looks like a different kind of fun. when you're getting 11 block off unupgraded basic defends, its a different feel.

[@justdoingmything]

i don't know why but "we hashed it out on the remix bro" from egg is like one of the funniest things in the world to my Wednesday morning oxygen deprived brain

[@TheShut1]

35:58 "We are two attacks away from a dex" Am I missing something? NL has two attacks in his hand and enough block to defend, is there a reason he wouldn't play attacks, except that eggBlind?

[@ericdundas9768]

boat transformation joke into taking a good rare, we're so back

[@liamcopich9239]

Thanks for the uploads mister Lion

[@kaiserauthoria]

NL pretending there is a chat is my favorite slay the spire staple

[@elusivetrapdoorspider]

5:51 When they ask about your work history as a fry cook

[@Unterhosegotti]

I cherrish every minute of it love!

[@Pingviinimursu]

Deciding to not take tools of the trade and immediately being offered the kite is such an NL moment

[@sethpeyton8944]

0:32 Jackie Chan when asked what he’s accomplished in 80 days:

[@TheLarsUrlich]

We're european guys, of course we watch the video while eating supper

[@reverse_engineered]

Imagine having the option to reroll once but then you can't skip - you have to take one of whatever it gives you from the reroll.

[@ml9928]

Does he ever try to beat the heart?

[@purplepeople3960]

I love how he skipped over tools of the trade to see an instant flying kite

[@NickMasella-bh5zi]

Passing noxious fumes for heel hook twice is truly the crime of the century

[@3vilTeddybear]

Wtf, tools of the trade isn't just a discard synergy card, it's just really fucking good for controlling your draw

[@silvermp96]

Neows lament win rate might be biased by runs where an elite or flaming elite is possibly free Would be cool to know the win rate if snipe vs if not snipe if anyone can bother to get that info

[@conrage2002]

Dude transformations on relics in Slay is such a good idea. I hope that happens in the sequel.

[@penguindrummer252]

If you turn into a boat they may as well let you fight Neow Moby Dick style as an alt path.

[@warkwehxa8838]

Transformations in StS 2 would actually be so sick though

[@Impala101]

the transformation idea is actually cool though, you could have a bottle transformation for the 3 bottle relics

[@chicken_mage]

it’s good to see reverend Ryan slaying the spire

[@loggi7605]

2:27 yeah card draw and discard bad

[@rubiks5659]

AHHHHHH everytime he takes busted crown, it kills me on the inside

[@meatpants-ss4oh]

11:08 mediocre supervillain who really likes exploding his victims trying to think of new evil schemes to add to his repertoire

[@sanserino3489]

Who wants to bet, let’s script it out. Alchemize means a dub, he’s gonna make a terrible card purchase instead of removing, never taking wraith form, and taking three of the same card? Let’s see

[@sanserino3489]

Oh my god I’m so proud, he took the wraith!

[@KGafterdark]

Love how almost none of these happened this vid

[@HQofrandom]

First vid in a while where there wasn't an alchemize run lol, I hope you didn't put your life savings on it

[@Pladman]

My favorite series keeps on chugging

[@retro5945]

NL is looking very dapper this episode

[@XDHJ7]

2:24 i actually had arun withe silent today and won it was amazing the fact that you don't have to wary about the defense for the first 3 raonds was just peak

[@JonathanSharman]

Killing the Bronze Automaton during its hyper beam attack using caltrops is just disrespectful.

[@cptnd3851]

the criterion cinema enjoyer has logged on

[@BleachedWings]

Idk I think bro was cookin with the boat transformation

[@NikolaPj]

21:20 There's a teeny tiny difference between Snecko eye relic and Confusion, NL. :)

[@entendrious]

Will he finally commit to the beard, or will he keep rizzing up his semi-functional alcoholic dad look?

[@gongozar]

7:26 When people ask Robbie Shapiro what he thinks of his coeds at Hollywood Arts

[@Blackobluna]

I see Criterion collection, I click, expecting slop

[@solokiou5602]

Bro dropped Frozen Egg, it's just fucking insane

[@mustard9933]

I really want collecting anchor, horned cleat, and captains wheel to turn me into Boatron

[@VoxinVivo]

Dude I swear to god ive heard him talk about this Torii thing before

[@johnd0909]

NL was right about corpse explosion.

[@WhiteKnuckleRide512]

Skipping the neutralize upgrade every time really hurt me

[@retro5945]

Yall think he knows Kunai carried him? Actually such a good relic

[@GummyOSawrUs]

What a cursed lunch

[@notbulger]

6:02 Everyone talking about the Drake vs Kendrick beef

[@WhiteKnuckleRide512]

“A bit too hot to play wraith form” he says, with the artifact buff that negates the reason wraith form would be bad to play early in the first place.

[@jturh]

NL, you gotta come back to these and do some heart fights, I know you've got it in you