Part 1: • Bringing In A Stray Ne... Image: picrew.me/imag... Merch: teespring.com/... Commission Info: fakeasmr.tumbl... Script: pastebin.com/B... Listener: F Imagine being able to afford meat smh couldn't be me
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@chuchupow2 жыл бұрын
Alex: "Move over, I'll fix this mess you made and make the neko something to eat" Fake: Okay cool well we're going for a walk so just keep the food warm till we get back" Alex: "Yeah no problem" (Fake and the listener leave) Alex: (Lifts off pan lid) "This will be easy, just scaping off the burnt bit and call it a da-" (sweating bullets as they stare at the literal lump of coal sitting in the pan where meat once was)
@tgroeneveld85363 күн бұрын
I relisten this every other week or so, for the sheer wholesomeness of it.
@AlecHutson-op8dn2 күн бұрын
Same
@mirage8092 жыл бұрын
The sheer amount of parental affection in this script is a thing of beauty. Got a lump in my throat when it took a turn for feels-ville. Our neko got themselves a great surrogate parent alright.
@MoonKnight69692 жыл бұрын
We get more parental affection than Bruce does from his parents
@AlecHutson-op8dn2 күн бұрын
I think Alex is a tsundere.
@goldendrake96692 жыл бұрын
and there goes my heart... into tiny pieces... all over the place...
@MoonKnight69692 жыл бұрын
I’m going to collect them all then keep them to myself
wonderful story and perfect storytelling, as always pls Part 3
@blakeverdon44922 жыл бұрын
First, wonderful audio. I felt myself tearing up it was that good Second, thank you oh great sage for your wonderful cooking advice!
@planefreak38332 жыл бұрын
This is absolutely heart warming 🔥❤️
@MoonKnight69692 жыл бұрын
It’s called heart burn and it’s coming from the fish
@thegamecubex98842 жыл бұрын
@@MoonKnight6969 haha 🤣
@DrDunsparce2 жыл бұрын
I love being a neko
@MoonKnight69692 жыл бұрын
Would you love being cooked and seasoned
@DrDunsparce2 жыл бұрын
@@MoonKnight6969 🤨
@westd4vs2 жыл бұрын
this REALLY hit home..
@MoonKnight69692 жыл бұрын
But what if it hit you in the groin?
@elvisc20732 жыл бұрын
Thank you for this wonderful file
@adailton54612 жыл бұрын
People worried about going to mars, fixing global warm, preventing illnes, etc while we should have been focusing on making neko and other werepeople a real thing 🐱
@vanity_.2 жыл бұрын
Damn this is such a tear jerker
@gameaddiction300922 жыл бұрын
I'm tearing up at work. Thanks
@gamer_of_all2 жыл бұрын
My day/night is made 😁
@Lightheartednecromancer2 жыл бұрын
I love the fact that they never got the idea to google what exactly Neko’s can or can’t eat And that i lived outside for years but after one day there to concerned to let me out of sight as soon as we go outside
@gooblenop2 жыл бұрын
I imagine at 2:26 Alex just starts dying laughing
@knife472 жыл бұрын
Knife would love to stay with her!
@MoonKnight69692 жыл бұрын
Knife would also like if you stop referring to yourself in the third person. Like, we get it, you’re a kitchen utensil, so are 4 other people!
@knife472 жыл бұрын
@@MoonKnight6969 Why are you so angry?
@justsomethingfake57812 жыл бұрын
@@MoonKnight6969 Why are you so angry?
@izukumidoriya90822 жыл бұрын
her: this is the last place u saw ur parents me:yep my dad left to get milk and my mum left to get cereal and its been years .-.
@videorobinmicro49742 жыл бұрын
Scrunkly
@bill62 жыл бұрын
Part 2 lesgoooo
@iketoreijuu65212 жыл бұрын
crab🦀
@luissantiago51632 жыл бұрын
Oh nice cool
@DupedBTW2 жыл бұрын
nice voice
@elsombero17472 жыл бұрын
Not affording meat isn't really that bad. I also can't afford a Tesla but I still can afford the fuel and maintenance costs for my old Volvo 240 with over 803.731 miles / 1.298.479km on the odometer (I'm not sure if Google keyboard converted the kilometers into miles correctly). Worse is if you live in Germany with a lot of stupid people who are making mass purchases at the shopping center and later on the food will be thrown away.
@fuzzer39192 жыл бұрын
Vegetarian moment! SMH SAD!
@doubledip88362 жыл бұрын
Lesgo
@11SimonS112 жыл бұрын
@lol-22472 жыл бұрын
Hello there..,
@wowz90612 жыл бұрын
Fake ASMR lesbian confirmed PART 2!!1?2?!1!2!2??1 /J/J/J/J/J/J/J/J/J/J/J/J I DONT HAVE ANYTHING AGAINST LGBTQ PLEASE DONT DOXX ME