Highlights From Day 3 | Tim Heidecker Murder Trial | Adult Swim

[@foryourhealth2052]

"I have the constitutional right to strike him if he disobeys me."

[@fee8255]

For your health I know......what the fuck?!?!?!??!

[@tmseh]

My boss strikes me all the time. Sometimes when I'm just sitting there not doing anything at all!

[@mommyanddaddywerealiengods]

@@tmseh why the fuck are you just sitting there not doing anything at all, you're supposed to work

[@tmseh]

@@mommyanddaddywerealiengods I was on my break. Leave me alone mommy.

[@sirajaxl]

He should have cited commonwealth labor laws from 1843.

[@JopeValverde]

"What would you say to your (dead) daughter" "Objection! Speculative!" LOOL this is comedy gold!

[@MrTlong2010]

Tim (the character) is obviously a sociopath and an idiot. It's hilarious seeing him try to win over the jury. "...the jury, who I love." Haha.

[@JopeValverde]

Wouldnt it be great, if Tim decide to call Tom "Hologram" Cruise Jr. to testify?

[@tarskatesboii1077]

I didn't know what he meant at first, but after a little research and some thinking, i gasped with air and laughed hard lmaoo!!

[@richwhiteman2755]

Absolutely hilarious!!!

[@bernlin2000]

@@MrTlong2010 Sounds like Trump lol

[@sheeesh404]

Objection *Speculative*

[@RHR199X]

do we know it's a tongue twister?

[@PrivateAckbar]

Em, curiosity?

[@SquashMVP]

This is the funniest serious line in the first 30 seconds of anything ever

[@calvinsaxon5822]

@@SquashMVP I say the funniest line in the whole trial. God, can't stop laughing. What would you say to your dead daughter? Tim: "Objection: speculative." Oh my God.

[@lowtdave]

I lost it at that...out of nowhere.

[@nokiamobileusofficial]

Any grown man with common sense could easily locate and purchase a food truck. Mark was in the wrong and he knows it!

[@tranquilrabies]

And supply food for hundreds of festival-goers!

[@seantaylor4683]

Haha I'm dying😂

[@presidentskroob]

He’s an energy vampire. He clearly did that on purpose to annoy.

[@armyofpoo9297]

There's a special place in hell for people like mark

[@nicolehessling1]

My extremely foreign grandmother believes this is a real court proceeding. She wanted to know what channel it was on so her sister can watch. She reffers to it as "The one with the awful man who's in court."

[@frankgarrett9500]

Tim Heidecker is this generation’s Orson Welles.

[@pointpoint10]

This is real. That's really Tim Heidecker.

[@colbyelisabeth]

These boomers on Facebook keep sharing articles of how vaping is dangerous so I keep commenting the trial video and saying this is real evidence that tch systems are dangerous and they all keep liking the comments not understanding it's a joke

[@poopyd36585]

@@colbyelisabeth especially since its thc not tch... They must be vaping while commenting to not notice that or your joke

[@poopyd36585]

@@finlayson6868 yeah I just got that after the video he named it after his baby

[@hockyjocky4]

“I would like to send my apologies to Bailiff, uh, Sanchez.” Nametag says “Wingo”

[@llokuta]

I noticed that too, lol

[@wynter1429]

I'll intimidate you, believe me.

[@bojanarezina2352]

that's one of my favourite lines from this trial :D

[@Kaanfight]

I would reconsider that answer if I were you

[@andrewgustafson5912]

That "watch it mark" had me rolling

[@CayenneRand]

10:42 "And he's Japanese?" "Yes." *crosses something out*

[@SublimeTool321]

“Maxwell Koyama that rules out the Chinese connection”

[@JasonWindsor88]

“Someone you knew before coming to America?” “Objection, relevance?” “Uhhh curiosity”

[@dr.kennethspeers8014]

Trying to establish the china connection. Tim was 20 steps ahead of everyone in his questioning.

[@GeddyRC]

Tim air drumming at 7:50 while on trial for the murder of 20 teenagers as the judge looks on is one of the highlights of this entire On Cinema saga

[@chim-choo-ree]

I love how at the very beginning of the trial, when Tim's name is announced, he turns around and slaps hands with Manuel.

[@GeddyRC]

@@chim-choo-ree lol yeah that was pretty funny. Man I love this series!

[@drobinson-uo7ic]

Absolutely one of my favorite moments. The judge looks like he's dead inside hahaha

[@maxcarren112]

*19

[@Ryan-gc4mq]

God damn when he tossed that notebook at the end I lost it. Tim precisely and perfectly embodies blind, stupid grandiosity. God damn that was amazing. Also, the very first objection was unbelievable. Perfect.

[@addisonm4690]

Objection, speculative 😂

[@ChrisRalphHoward]

I could watch this trial go on for years.

[@KashiwaDaisuke]

Strange, I can barely watch two seconds without pausing out of cringe reflex

[@chrisbbbbchris1]

i simply don't understand why this doesnt have more views..

[@daveinpublic]

I loved the lets have a moment of silence for the 20, no 19...

[@mikefortier7081]

I, for one cannot. I wish to see justice for these beautiful 19 souls whom were taken from us at such a young age

[@ArtVandelayOfficial]

They got the idea from the Seinfeld finale

[@Noscope-cg9cz]

My lawyer friend says he's going to walk on a technicality

[@n3v3rg01ngback]

Jake S Spoilers!

[@moodyangel]

HE DISOBEYED ME

[@Mablak200]

Spare the rod, spoil the child

[@sealmeatisbestmeat1241]

Jasmine Amelia ITS MY CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHT TO STRIKE HIM

[@isaiahhuerta1254]

“Please describe the assault by Mr. Heidecker.” “He’ll bop me.”

[@bammam5988]

I was waiting for the "Boing" sound effect.

[@jeffgphd]

Tim almost breaks there!

[@baxmrackney7583]

Mark shouldn't be aloud to speak PERIOD!! He's Tim's employee and that's all mark will ever be, and when tim speaks that means mark immediately stops, and if he doesn't get that then that just proves that mark is not to be trusted.

[@grillbaked]

Max Brackney Wow you tim fanatics are just a bunch of bootlickers aren't you? Anything to please 'the man' I guess..

[@neveralonewLamps]

Mark should be required to give whatever testimony Tim says.

[@AlexVanDover]

"When I start to speak, you IMMEDIATELY stop!" is still my favorite quote from this series

[@SKUNK_The_underdog]

lovexsqualor pussy boi

[@Girtharmstrong69]

@@grillbaked Heidecker2024 baby

[@r.t.edwards4869]

".... uhm... He'll bop me.... and uhh He'll slap me and choke me sometimes"

[@isaiahhuerta1254]

R.T. Edwards I’ve been saying this to my kids all week and they are so confused.

[@17superjack]

It’s so obvious that judge Szymczyk is so biased. It’s ridiculous!

[@jogiff]

Sad!

[@dunnenrb]

Liberal benches must be stopped

[@annoyedlawstudent8782]

I'd like to see his tax returns. I guarantee there is a China connection

[@daffycaesar3944]

I can't believe Mark would acuse Tim of 'bopping' him. That's how you repay all the opportunities Tim has given you Mark?

[@wynter1429]

Daffy Caesar Everyone bops. It shouldn't be a charge!

[@doctorhandsome]

It's Tim's right to do what he wants with his employees. That's the law.

[@Rockmonanov]

Mark’s a traitorous piece of shit.

[@Triertop]

did he twist it though ?

[@alajondro]

it's more than the law, it's literally in the constitution

[@stashtrey1]

RIP Tom Cruise Jr Heidecker

[@RJT80]

stashtrey1 The kid loved his candy bars. Never forget.

[@bertilfaux4194]

RIP TCH

[@swamplife3148]

We're all in this special club together

[@anthony4308]

RIP THC

[@mrwassef]

Real bummer.

[@rjcripe]

Gregg eating popcorn was a *brilliant* touch.

[@AlexG1020]

it just showed him chewing something but we all know what it was lol

[@kingcobrajfsofficial]

He's eating popcorn in the full video.

[@falsereality7615]

I fucking hate gregg lol

[@chrispysaid]

People only catching these highlights don't understand the sheer dedication to this bit that the actors had. The full segment is multiple hours long.

[@TheOtherMau5]

i absolutely love greggs expression during axiom's singing @7:19

[@ultimatemassive9501]

Possibly my favorite moment.

[@WritingOnGames]

Good to see Mark bring in footage of the Oscar special, allowing Tim's film expertise to potentially reach a new audience.

[@titanjones]

Writing on Games six bags and a gavel!

[@MrTlong2010]

4:50 I love when Mark looks at the judge for the "Are you and adult?" question. So subtle. So hilarious.

[@danielfleming5449]

Pretty sure Tim has written everybody's lines, characters and behaviors 🤣

[@BreathlessOblivion08]

"especially the jury - who I love"

[@solodolotrevino]

Ayaka was so strong up there

[@Triertop]

she lied under oath, saying she didn't love Tim anymore

[@Durrpadil]

LOL Greg is eating popcorn... somebody get that man a Schlang Super Seat xD

[@apeso25]

Durrpadil schlaaang**

[@coandc]

BRILLIANT REFERENCE!

[@vagabond2866]

I built this Shlaannng enterprise from the ground up.

[@ooferrell]

Lol my dude!!!! Watch out for that hot butter tho.

[@BodywiseMustard]

I think he was chewing gum

[@ifcdirector]

Conditions were “hellish” and “third world”.

[@n3v3rg01ngback]

That’s how I describe Sonoma County. Get me out of here.

[@zacreid5643]

Your daughter was 17 when she left you, if there was anything you could say to her what would that be? OBJECTION SPECULATIVE.

[@Burden67]

All that's been on my mind for the last day has been Tim Heidecker. Seeing a falsely accused man stay so strong in the face of such insurmountable odds is awe inspiring. Tim if you're reading this just know my prayers and the prayers of thousands of others are being sent your way. Stay humble. Stay strong. Semper Fi!

[@TheXiodide]

Burden wi fi

[@ZombiLibre]

Life is atrophy.

[@ADT2695]

+Burden. Really, dude?

[@grantbitman1448]

Don't waste your time. Tim's not going to read your comment. He's dyslexic.

[@no_one_of_that_name_here]

He is guilty as hell and should go down

[@roccaflocca4312]

To be serious for a minute, Tim is one creative dude. He seems to have enough free time to pull shit like this off, but damn he comes up with some interesting ideas.

[@frankyu553]

Seriously. Someone's going to write a book about all this just a few years from now.

[@sealmeatisbestmeat1241]

He makes the free time, that's what makes him so special. He is always doing something. Check out the channel JASH to see what this crazy shit does in his free time.

[@thesponge836]

Pretty sure he gets paid for this.

[@yellowblanka6058]

@@thesponge836 This - no doubt he's creative, but this is content produced for Cartoon Network/Adult Swim, not some hobby project - they're paying him to produce these.

[@nickdrexler6076]

Genius

[@tmystery9505]

Tim does an amazing job portraying a malignant narcissist

[@NathanChisholm041]

He shows all the signs with a bit off grandiose nassasism thrown in!

[@ItssssJack]

I love that Tim just starts throwing out the word "objection" with no explanation by the end of the trial lol.

[@elliothill3953]

From a trial standpoint, it’s actually rather uncommon to specify what kind of an objection you’re making. It’s usually a contextual thing

[@MV12267]

​@@elliothill3953objection heresay

[@onie4024]

Tim almost lost it at "he'll bop me, and uhhh, he'll slap me and choke me sometimes"

[@mistervanderveer]

20, sorry, 19 kids died and Tim is jamming to his stolen song in court. Priceless.

[@xTHAJONSUHNx]

This is the perfect way for high teenagers to learn about the legal system lmao

[@chasethecolors]

Literally, I’ve looked up so many of the words the lawyers have used 😂

[@mikelinsky]

Okay Tim is comedic genius and I give him that. But can we all just take a second and appreciate the crying mother on the stand? The supporting characters are all top notch actors

[@nateshrager512]

Soon it's gonna be "On Cinema at the Jail". Superb!

[@RJT80]

Nate Shrager Get your mouth shut.

[@surdert123]

this is seriously the best thing ever

[@huntersigler9895]

I sincerely hope this is a long, long drawn out process. This is amazing.

[@Whatsth3b1g1d3a]

I hope it turns into the OJ Trial of our generation tbh

[@george_3264]

There’s no obvious conclusion in sight yet so I hope so too

[@Conturnal]

"it is what it is" - Tim referring to a woman's dead daughter

[@Nathan-gs5tw]

when he apologises to bailiff "sanchez" while his nametag clearly says Wingo I lost my shit

[@MrVisde]

“Were you ever physically abused by Mr Heidecker?” “Watch it, Mark!!!” 🤣

[@zeronightx]

lmfao this is just brilliant. it's so crazy, man, it all started with tom goes to the mayor. i thought it was the dumbest shit ever and paid no attention to it, until one day i actually got bored enough to watch it. i fell in love with it instantly. tim and eric's awesome show was next and man i just cannot get enough of their humor, especially tim's. he's just brilliant i am loving this

[@JoeMama-yd1ve]

Same man. They have my eternal support.

[@Charles_Anthony]

Tom Goes To The Mayor was such an overlooked and underestimated masterpiece.

[@MrMikeHonchohimself]

"I'll fuck you up Mark!" I died laughing.

[@kleptooohhyena]

I HAVE THE CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHT TO STRIKE HIM IF HE DISOBEYS ME! You tell em Tim!

[@jakewetton4030]

He should've used the E-trial software system.

[@cobblestonegenerator]

Your comment is criminally underrated.

[@isaacberger6721]

You got no evidence you didn't kill (those kids)? Well then click no evidence. That's your only option.

[@save_cats]

I can't believe Ayaka lied under oath.

[@treedaddy4260]

0:22 “objection speculative” I’m fucking dying.

[@markkickmark]

"I believe it was a moment of silence."

[@BomChickyBowWow]

This is the funniest shit I've seen in a long time. Andy Kaufman would be proud.

[@wynter1429]

BomChickyBowWow Tony Clifton likes it.

[@jackcrinnion8340]

BomChickyBowWow Why is this comment on ALL the highlights? Pretty lazy.

[@seanincredible04]

Doug Sass 😂😂😂😂😂

[@sealmeatisbestmeat1241]

Hung Joon Song ........what the fuck. This could not of been written by a human.

[@save_cats]

I've got news for that mother. She isn't coming back. NOBODY is coming back.

[@devonrusinek5807]

This is by far the best one. Hilarious that Tim is using his dead son after he wanted him dead in the first place "...part of this special club"

[@bruceholmstrom2978]

Prosecutor to grieving mother: “If you could say anything to your deceased daughter, what would you say?” Tim: “Objection - speculative.”

[@calebhorton4701]

Tim was just trying to make Mark better at his job since he was constantly underperforming at every turn, and it is incredibly unfair to bring Ayaka as a witness given her and Tim’s background together. All around this is a testament to the terrible judicial system we have if a clearly innocent man like Tim Heidecker can be convicted while that lying scoundrel can sit less than twenty feet away as a free man.

[@RJT80]

Caleb Horton Mark couldn't even serve drinks. He's a fucking disgrace.

[@reetodd9103]

“I have the constitutional right to strike him if he disobeys me!”

[@sirezekiel6156]

I like how he asks for a moment of silence but doesn’t even make a slight effort to be quiet.

[@win70supershadow]

I think Tim must be channeling Alex Jones at his divorce hearing.

[@warmachine021]

“Witness | Amanda Davis: Mother of victim” is pretty hot, and I had a hard time concentrating on the testimony. That’s a big misstep by the prosecutors that Tim took full advantage of.

[@CD251ALARADO]

I honestly know the heart sinking feeling of when he asked his ex, “Do you still love me?” Even though it’s obviously scripted

[@JeffreyBenzodiazepines]

Yeah I felt it too, there is always that one relationship

[@pkfc9126]

“You are arguing with the witness, not questioning the witness.” *I’m getting a little frustrated with the witness right now Mr.Judge* Best line

[@nathanmills335]

He tries to get the lights dimmed in the courtroom hahahahaahahah

[@rokkalombardi2196]

Tim threatening Mark in full audience of the online viewers and the court is pure genius

[@pricerowland]

How is each hideous suit that Tim wears worse than the last one?

[@MegaClaymore123]

Him throwing the book at the end had me in tears

[@wilhelmheinrich7502]

“I have a constitutional right to strike him if I want.” He sounds like all of the baby boomer Scots Irish men I grew up with.

[@Soxcessful]

Tim brings a level of professionalism and class to the courtroom that is sorely missed in today’s legal world. 5 Bags!

[@Vincent-dt6uz]

“We’re in sort of this....special club”😂😂

[@SRNF]

Kicks himself out for 5 at the end.......fucking love this.

[@TheWingless]

4:42 "W... uh." That is the sound of a man who got the wind THOROUGHLY knocked out of his sails

[@peterwonaprize]

-Objection, your honor, relevance? -Uh...curiosity?

[@tomrome595]

In case I'm ever on trial for mass murder remind me to call on a film critic in my defense

[@tylertolbert5735]

“Mr. Proksch, why was there nof-uh-on cinema-uhh-six bag uh...strike that from the record.”

[@atrain84]

Especially to the jury. Who I love... Dying! 😂💀

[@DanielJamesEgan]

In 10,000 years I wonder if they're going to know that this is satire or think this man really existed.

[@orange555]

9:29 Tim's eyes when she mentions abortion, then he looks over at the jury lmao

[@freem8son86]

That "watch it, Mark" made me laugh harder than I have in years

[@NotDecided420]

I really have to sit and watch the entire trial of this. It's hilarious. "What would you say if your daughter was here today?" "Objection! Speculation" 🤣🤣

[@CyberCheese392]

1:06 OBJECTION??? He slipped and said THC instead of the running gag of TCH!!!

[@swans184]

CyberCheese That was the motto for their vape system: THC for TCH

[@CluelessCanadian12]

I think the gag is that it contains thc, so they always stumble around when they go to talk about it. TCH always comes out so stilted bc they know it's actually THC. And other chemicals.

[@CyberCheese392]

You can see it on Tim's face that he made a mistake.

[@itsthomasreimer]

As hilarious as this all is... 9:15 and 9:35 really highlights Tim's acting ability, there's a lot of real pain going on under his eyes. This is an incredible piece of art, something I'm glad to witness unfold.

[@e.t3650]

It’s very easy; heidekker pays Marc so he has to do what he wants with him. Unbelievable how Heidekker is ignored here. Heidekker is a saint! I learned a lot from his patient and friendly way of communication. Respect!

[@danielbeaver3152]

It's like they took "To Kill A Mockingbird" and combined it with "12 Angry Men", and sprinkled some magic from the LOTR and created a true 5 bagger. This series will go down in history, right alongside fant4stic and ant-man as the greatest moments in recorded media history.

[@browercm]

Prosecution: "Relevance?" Tim: "... Curiosity?" LOL

[@balinoob1837]

Wow really ? "Do you still love me?" and proced to do that, this guy is of course falsely accused and life isn't going well for him right now, I feel you man. Keep up, I bet you will win this trial like a real strong man, because strong man are stronger alone .

[@neveralonewLamps]

Ayaka may be his ex wife but even as ex-wife you are supposed to show support. "Objection- not keeping vows of marriage" is what Tim should say

[@isaacberger6721]

Proced?

[@balinoob1837]

@@isaacberger6721 proceed

[@anghush]

the look on Gregs face when he realizes Tim didn't write Empty Bottle...

[@BONESTORM2501]

When his ex said she didn’t love him anymore along with his reaction. That felt rough and real. Great job

[@Nigelrathbone1]

This is the acme of reality tv parody - like Reno 911 on steroids.

[@slipperysloper3721]

“Watch it, Mark” 🤣🤣👍

[@Flippy]

Mark was being very out of line here. #freetim

[@TheItalianoAssassino]

"Objection - speculative!" lmao I can't 😂😂😂😂

[@troyblum3447]

"Objection your honor" .... "uhh curiosity?" 💀

[@Momo-ek1xy]

OBJECTION SPECULATIVE

[@chiefster]

"..Tim wanted me to get an abortion.." (o' - 'O)

[@MikeNel_Official]

“Objection, speculative!” Lmao

[@N1gHtStAlKeR726]

Can't wait till the new episode on Monday, things are heating up.

[@senortren]

"Especially the jury… who I love"

[@mr.rodgers3745]

I love how horrible of a person he is and that he is completely unaware

[@ballinbalgruuf8198]

Prosecution: If there is anything that you can say to your daughter, what would it be? Tim: Objection! Speculative!

[@xian3001]

I’m glad Tim took a five at the end of his cross examination of Ayaka. Crazy good law instincts. He’s basically the Atticus Finch of San Bernardino.