Advanced Buster Hawk Gleylancer!! If i have a daughter...that's her name!!

Today we talk about People enjoying the bathroom too much, Captain Kirk going to outer space, and the almighty Advanced Buster Hawk Gleylancer for the Sega Megadrive!!!
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[@jayc5413]

CALLAHAN Here brother... Cheers, and congrats on your channel success. Loved your invoking thoughts, and perspective on everything you talked about. CHeers.

[@jamesdrury8741]

You are the host.a brilliant one keep up what you are doing!!!

[@RandyHanley]

If KZbin tries to screw you over, move your stuff to Odysee. I'll follow your channel and share the hell out of it!

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Agreed! I wish he’d move ASAP!!

[@jerryinohio1978]

KZbin and Facebook screw everyone. What's that? Part of the black web to buy kidnays

[@SNKBossSyndrom]

Hahaha, great episode ^^ We're going in raw 😂 Blowtorch Data's face 🤣

[@Burrill25]

Once again, hilarious

[@Brimannn1]

You kill me bro!😂😭💀👍🏻

[@BlahBlahs1000]

Grab my afterwork coffee and a bong. Now it's time for the KZbin G.O.A.T. 😎

[@mtshark7]

Awesome episode Jesse!

[@davearroway1000]

Awesome Show! You keep me going in this crazy World. Thank you so much. You have no Idea, how much I need the greatest Video Game Programme in the History of Human Civilisation!

[@martinraj9276]

Let's go !!

[@georged7627]

Your dope plants are drying out great 🤣😭🍿🍿🍿👍🏾

[@Dtoys42]

Great show, love ya brother.

[@JinzoCrash]

I agree about "nostalgia opens pathways in the brain"... Like, i found a Penny Racer toy on eBay, a little purple Porsche I had in 1st grade... ...I got it, and it was like doors unlocking back to old memories, as well as realization MOST purple toys I bought since then filled a gap.

[@theboxingjedi1923]

KING OF THE FUCK8N MONOLOGUES🏆🏆🏆 LONG LIVE BTIHEAD 1000 😂🎤

[@ChrisSmith-cd7uw]

If you had a daughter named "Advanced Buster Hawk Gleylancer", then you would be Frank Zappa!

[@chriswilson9331]

Then he'd have to move to Montana and raise a flock of dental floss too...

[@ChrisSmith-cd7uw]

@@chriswilson9331 GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY!!!

[@thebackyardairgunner8776]

JESSIE'S TALKIN !!!

[@RetroGamingNook]

The end, lol... WTF! I thought a new Mandela Effect was happening.

Fred Flintstone… he was a true MAN. I’m sure he drunk J&D off camera

[@BikerBenny]

14:09 you know Fred & Bonnie 🤣🤣

[@ianbarber1318]

I’m in the UK and had to check who Howdy Doody was and what he looked like. Hahahahahahaha. That is funny 😂 sorry BH 🤣

[@bigbassbenjj2362]

Hey Man, a little brown bottle peroxide on a qtip swab in nostril fixes all of my nasal issues quickly , since 2014

[@wafflemetal]

beautiful foliage there mr bithead

[@AllOuttaBubblegum123]

Bathroom breaks? When I was a mailman I'd go home and sleep for a few hours lol. Hence the "was"

[@plaidigloo]

Thanks for the video man. What kind of speaker/amp setup do you have there?

[@jaminstarz]

I think if you adjusted the speed of the ship with the Y button( since your using a SNES Controller), you would have def beaten the first couple of levels of Gley Lancer! Keep it real like always homie

[@billschlafly4107]

Let's GO! Brandon!

[@guysafari]

Yeah! Let's go Brandon!

[@BlahBlahs1000]

Let's go Brandon!!!

[@scramblesthedeathdealer]

LET'S GO!!!!!!

[@raspberrymintendo2171]

Good healthy alternative cereal for old people checkout Magic Spoon...maybe they can sponsor

[@DDRHeretiC]

Shit is expensive though.

[@ulysses2162]

Pinhead likes that song... Hooks in you.

[@CGCoaching]

Came for Gleylancer stayed for Jurassic Park. Your email address is wrong at the end. It would be a shame to miss out on vital advice for Brian who has haemorrhoids the size of a football.

[@paulh2426]

I wanna be Grandpa Cigarettes 🤣🤣😂😂

[@BangBang-hk4rg]

“Grandpa Cigarettes” 🤣😂🤣😂

[@dillon156842]

10:30 that drug is called krokodil

[@annielariviere5393]

The Flintstones grilled cheese sandwich and tomato soup

[@Red5.]

By 45 years old I had to stop eating Cap’n Crunch crunch berries because it was making me shit rainbows

[@lcc8394]

i was at a house party years ago and sat outside with the rest of the stoners when about 4-5 very cute girls come and join us we chat and flirt for a little but soon a few more blokes come over trying their luck with the girls.......there must of been about 12 people in total and all is cool as we sit around the garden table talking about 80s uk cartoons.....i open my mouth with ''i was in school with a girl that looked like the old woman out of postman pat Mrs Goggins'' I didn't know one of the blokes that joined us was her older brother, never seen him before....he shouted and flexed....i'm baked so just walked away laughing to myself

[@BitHead1000]

Hahahahaha!

[@mariojohnston7147]

Data blow torch face🔥👤 Captain kirks hiding the vitamin C down his sock 😂 belter of a exit fron the host with a 4k facccccccce!

[@ChrisSmith-cd7uw]

Advanced Buster Brown Shoelacer.

[@andrewjohnson388]

Night work ..Is a bummer...I worked in warehouse for a year...tired all the time ..missing mates up pub on Friday night ..So plan to get sack ..every Friday night pissed as a fart and fall of my bike in font of bosses office window on purpose! It worked! Hey new job ..in the day! and Friday nights back with pals! Night work one don't get used to it ,,its horrible.

[@acidfruitloops]

Bold plan. Well played.

[@Enzo012]

Latter Day Saints are what Mormons call themselves.

[@MadflowsA]

BAAAARRNEEEEYYY

[@ChrisSmith-cd7uw]

Yabba-Dabba-DELICIOUS!!!

[@BigEpinstriping]

Bithead1000: Holodeck Jizzmopper.🤣

[@ChrisSmith-cd7uw]

32:43 I'm absolutely dying! The whole idea of these corporations with their sights set on the planets and stars, but haven't yet figured out how to make a mess vaporize, just kills me! I worked at Burger King in high school. I learned to be a cashier and take orders, so that is what I thought I did after my first day. Either my 2nd or 3rd day, a manager came up to me and told me the toilet in the men's room was blocked. Someone had shat a pile of marble-like rabbit turds that just wouldn't flush. I walked in there like, "Hey, so what fancy tools do we use to do this job?" My manager handed me a plastic spoon and said, "You see, there are two kinds of people in this world, my friend. Burger King managers, and those who dig. You dig." I thought, "But this is Burger King!"

[@randybradley4151]

Enjoying Gley Lancer on my PlayStation 5. They dropped both versions PlayStation 4 and 5 for $9.49 recently on the Canadian PlayStation Store. #PlayStation5 #PlayStation4 #GleyLancer

[@videogamepolak0]

I was starting to try to watch this then I had a massive log pressing up in my pants, ripped one and it smelled like hot steaming garbage BACK IN A BIT !

[@MaxHustle8052]

Let gooo..

[@kigyar1776]

Looks like it has some robotech influence

[@newtonkline3091]

Running silent, running deep

[@BitHead1000]

….sink into your final sleep…

[@Freejack1971]

Fifth viewer watching in a Mexican restaurant baby!

[@bobbus_74]

20:53 I'm crying. 🤣🤣🤣

[@paulpagani182]

I love Dino from the flintstone

[@bobtheman4500]

Im your host? Is this the christmas special hahaha.. another funny one!

[@axebox]

You have great 45 degree angle skill.

[@KevinArcade87]

I have a chronic sinus infection. Several times a year! So several times a year I get to take a week off from work 😁

[@chriswilson9331]

Might have a deviated septum..

[@Coin_Tengoku]

Bithead, have you ever considered sharing your emulation station image or did you use an already created image?

[@prestonmcmahon3176]

Lmfao how he messed up the outro I'm ur host bithead 1000 with a.......

[@KabukiKid]

Ya goofed your email address at the end.

[@PunkNDisorderlyGamer]

What ever happened to Jude taking a shit?! Did the kids record him and play it for the talent show?

[@chriscalvert4609]

Just downloaded it when it dropped the 15th on the switch. It’s part of the mega drive holy trinity: MUSHA, Thunder Force IV, and Gleylancer!

[@Pezzapoo]

What happened to Jude?????😂😂

[@ChrisSmith-cd7uw]

They "snuffed" him on the terlet. Didn'tcha hear?

[@ChrisSmith-cd7uw]

Sorry; I meant "Smurfed".

[@Pezzapoo]

@@ChrisSmith-cd7uw lol

[@Steve_UK77]

That's the Star trek show that we all need.

[@TheRestartPoint]

I love Star Trek and that holodeck stuff was hilarious, i've always figured that if a holodeck was really possible it would just be an orgy 24/7 :D And that great show called The Orville made an episode all about it

[@QCJSiteB]

Problem is everyone then was thin. Now phasers would need an adjustment dial...

[@chriswilson9331]

Set phasers to "Lard Ass!"

[@QCJSiteB]

@@chriswilson9331 This is the quad lazer. There is no avoiding it.

[@chriswilson9331]

Good show, Grandpa Cigarettes! Buster Brown Gleylancer is fuckin hard! Thanks for playing Jurassic Park I used to play the hell out of it on the Genesis when I was a kid. I think I'll fire that up tonight and play some.

[@Darkbeatdk]

Vietnam Tom? We used to have a kid in the other class that we called Army Allan because of the same thing. We used to sing Status Quo’s “You’re in the army now” at him, but with the lyrics changed to “You’re in the army, Allan”

[@newtonkline3091]

Helloween kick.

[@orlandoserrano500]

"I'm your host Bithead1000". It's "and you better believe that". Lol

[@johnnyola2205]

Gleylancer may be have been a mistake simply due to the Japanese pronunciation. of Grey. You see a lot of items over there like that. Hey, least they TRY

[@chriswilson9331]

That may be the reason. I was thinking "Glaive" "Lancer"... Gleylancer...I don't know, but the game is hard as shit and it's hard to pronounce 😆

[@ThePewLife]

Hell yes! First plebs! Lmao

[@randysmith7094]

Fruity Pebbles was like crack to me. I could eat a whole box Saturday morning. I think they changed the recipe since the 80's though because last time I tried some it was terrible.

[@martinevans1206]

Telescop-dick :-D

[@Wolfanoz]

Glad ya found it Yessie. People that have to break up logs (and don't) at work are always a pleasure btw. End up breaking the tirlets with that and 10 lbs of TP.

[@racc2]

put those plants in the oven at 140 degrees for 15 minutes. It's ready to smoke!!!

[@MadStalker80]

Now that you played Gley Lancer please try Undeadline, Twinkle Tale and Battle Mania Daiginho :).

[@CecilMcW00t]

Undeadline's soundtrack is killer. Great game. That and Elemental Master

[@primus711]

Guy you r 4 years order than me and i got shit loads of grays i dont wanna hear it At least im not goin bald Lol Also leave kirk alone he has enough gay mr sulu issues Also that isnt Edison ffs tesla line

[@newtonkline3091]

That's a great album. Sounds dry but the whole album throws its hooks in you then the next thing you know you're in Russia

[@ChrisSmith-cd7uw]

"Open the pod bay doors, Val."

[@captaintony1227]

That my friend is the smell of mildew. And I think it get worse through out the day

[@djklink20009]

Yep had my October cold last week , hopefully it doesn't come back in November, thanks kids

[@amigoamiga9254]

I was carefully clicking through files for mame snap shots because they got duplicated, you need to be precise so not to duplicate the duplicates, then I heard Grandpa Cigarettes

[@PabstOban]

So... are you going to talk about your new, green hanging decorations??

[@chriswilson9331]

It's Polish Mint

[@JinzoCrash]

Man, I'm telling you... You CAN'T skimp on clean clothes every day. I get that you're married and you'd like her to do it, but F it. You gotta'. It changes your mood, clean clothes. In my case, I never know when a booty call is incoming, so cleanliness 90% of the time is a must for surprises.

[@thomashampel761]

Oh man, you should have watched the entire intro, the music gets so fucking awesome! A shame! And you can also adjust the speed of your airship!

[@ChrisSmith-cd7uw]

Apparently Latter Day Saints=Mormons. I never knew this, because I've never been much of a follower of religion, although I do believe in (a) God (or whatever the hell you wanna call it), because how else do you explain the Ordainment of the GVGPITHOHC? I only found out my paternal grandparents were LDS after they were both long gone, when I went to the service for my Grandmother. Seemed pretty normal; didn't get the feeling they were trying to take over the world or anything. If so, they were doing a shitty job, because most everyone there was dirt poor! Maybe in the higher levels or something... Anyway, I found out my Granddad became an ordained minister in 1983 after I founds his bible, chock-full of sermons he wrote. Now it makes sense why he was so good at leading prayer at Thanksgiving and Christmas! Apparently my dad ever bought into it, since we never heard anything about it as kids.

[@Jokerwolf666]

Drying your weed I see, what kind did you grow? I thought they all died lol.

[@chriswilson9331]

Its polish mint!

[@ianwood6438]

Greylancer has just been released for PS4 played and finished couple of days ago fantastic shoot em up

[@fossil-bit8439]

Eh, I kinda like the the I’m your host bit.

[@jimpatterson1111]

That’s right, it’s a Japanese game. ‘Gleyrancer’ is the correct pronunciation. Aren’t Orientals funny?