Advanced Engineer Contracts

[@aglassofojwowza]

"Uncle Dane's Big Mansion" (Is sleeping in a twin sized bed)

[@McNugget7511]

Like a millionaire

[@vaughnh.7070]

He is also sleeping with his glasses on.

[@vipoff3309]

He watching his dream in HD

[@twistedfates]

Mansion or not, why get more than you need

[@glassofnut4110]

*lenny face*

[@chillducky6489]

"I still need to do my contracts!" *probably 3 years later and you can still do them contracts*

[@sagarroy8679]

I still have to do mine lol.

[@xaza5625]

@@sagarroy8679 SAME

[@SPARKY358]

14 stars left

[@wuspoppin6564]

I wish i could do them twice

[@wuspoppin6564]

Or even thrice

[@stephaniehutchinson6740]

2:43 an engie DIED protecting your sentry. We must build memorial for “zombiefihher13”

[@Niiue]

Stephanie Hutchinson zombiefighter13... may he rest in peace, knowing he protected a famous person’s sentry.

[@jacksparrow-rd8qv]

true

[@SomewhatAnthony]

Respect people who protect your sentry, especially if it’s an engineer, they are more respected

[@muhhammadilham4743]

BIG F

[@scooble_]

This is so sad can we get a lowercase z in the chat for zombiefighter13

[@mortifier6694]

"We're gonna make it an Engineer contract" >Shows a clip of him playing Fat Scout

[@cookiemonsterbeans7044]

Mildy overweight scout you mean?

[@DrRitterstein]

More like Fat Engie

[@2I377I]

Lucas Cook He was playing heavy for like 3 seconds

[@m3nj051]

@@2I377I what do you mean?

[@freezy3739]

1:39

[@thegentle-hooter46]

"What kind of defense is this?!" "I AM THE DEFENSE!"

[@1634smith]

Uncle what kind of

[@1634smith]

Actack is this I am the attache

[@jameschamblee9067]

Actually it's ...ahem Uncle Dane:Lazy? Where is the defense!!!! lazy: I AM THE DEFENSE!!!!!!!!

[@1634smith]

That the joke it reversed

[@dzorua151]

What are you talking about lol?

[@Supertimegamingify]

The easiest way to dominate as engie is to play harvest.

[@Blumoon09]

You could say the same for medic seriously a person called fat magic dominated 4 people as medic you know the class that cant defend him self

[@Supertimegamingify]

@@Blumoon09 Well yeah, the Medic gets an assist if the person he's healing kills someone.

[@Blumoon09]

@@Supertimegamingify no this guy had a friend uber chaining and killed a lot of players as medic and he was the one who dominated with his medic they both used the uber saw so they had all of valve's uber

[@boobknightofficial]

@@Blumoon09 oml I thought u were talking bout me In steam I’m fat togami lol

[@Blumoon09]

@@boobknightofficial srry

[@CentralNintendo1]

The shotgun contract was really easy as engie. Just hold the shotgun in hand while the sentry gets the kills. It doesn't know that the kills came from the sentry for some reason and only reacts to getting a kill while holding the shotgun.

[@thelastmlg2699]

CentralNintendo1 i did that to finished the contract

[@CassiusBenard1]

Even better, all of those kill contracts will count assists as kills. So it's 5 combined kills and assists. The kicker? It thinks that you're assisting in your sentry kill with the shotgun if you shoot them.

[@fruityninja4026]

It even seems to work through lives. My mini sentry got two kills while I was respawning and I only needed 3 kills for the “5 kills in one life” to trigger

[@ohshoottre5262]

If you think about it, uncle Dane kind of looks like a engineer

[@victorydance6439]

y'know that obese engi thing its like that

[@rookie6841]

lmao but hurtful

[@victorydance6439]

@@rookie6841 but true

[@user-xi5pe4nj3v]

Yes

[@dioxide39]

He's born to main engineer

[@lucasbread4836]

Is it me or does Dane sound like a dying Yoshi when he’s snoring

[@scooble_]

YO WTF HE DOES

[@Tr0lliPop]

* inhale * "ow ow ow ow ow ow ow..." * inhale * "ow ow ow ow ow ow ow..."

[@ninjaish311]

So that’s why that noise sounded familiar

[@SmileytheSmile]

Doing contracts with my Steam buddies Sheogorath and (ocasionally) Veden was the most fun I've had with TF2 ever. There is at least one thing that this update did right, that not a single complainer can deny. It brought us all together and made us have fun, wether we liked it or not.

[@kennyyy4L]

Affirmative

[@TheKidGamerYTgamer]

You were friends with a daedric god? Damn

[@norahsnewgroove]

The contracts helped me find one of my new favourite weapons in the game, the Loose Cannon. I don't use any other launcher nowadays.

[@patrylec1510]

I have a complain, No moni for de ticket , poor me nid moni. :(

[@PootisPlayer]

i have no friends lmao

[@DuckyQuackington]

uncle wayne the sleepy main

[@SmileytheSmile]

ankle dan for Kristmas I want a vintage bed a vintage COWSTrEAK bed

[@kennyyy4L]

It counts the amount of sleep you had

[@bluesteele5786]

"If what you're doin is workin, keep on flerkin." -They

[@TonyMacaroniyt]

Dane actually has an incredible sense of humour.

[@wilburforce8046]

TonyMacaroni he really does

[@spencenatorrex]

Unckel Dan is a very gud sentry man

[@SoldierMan755]

Awowowowowow AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH

[@obamagameradventures]

SoundSmith and Bearded Expense: *Allow us to introduce ourselves* Bearded Expense: *_angry monkey sounds_*

[@Jay-hc4lz]

@@obamagameradventures yeah bro lolz!!111111

[@hayward325]

You inspired me to go do mine while watching. I open Tf2, full of excitement, when my computer crashed

[@GabrielNMaia]

FlyingYak ________________ tf2 always crash in casual,thats why I play in community servers

[@staryoshi06]

+Gavriel N.Maia No you don't understand. His ENTIRE COMPUTER crashed.

[@GabrielNMaia]

staryoshi06 yup,that also happens

[@MrRedinator_]

Well with (the upgraded) specs I have I'm no longer "soup riced" CPU:Intel Core 2 Duo E8400 @ 3 GHz GPU: NVidia Quadro FX 580 RAM: 2 GB OS: Win7 SSD: Non-existent MY: Com PU: Ter IS: Gar BA: Ge

[@cakeyeater7392]

4d722e2052656473746f6e65 - Komentování nice

[@ChuckDecker]

2:52 I just want to give a shout out to this transition. Nice.

[@SethanderWald]

For sure! That was smooth af. :)

[@rajaryanpandey19]

0:16 *SPAH SAPPIN MAH HOUSE*

[@ukukutt1926]

Yee

[@sherlock6254]

Xd

[@MrRedinator_]

*apartment

[@JohnDoe-dd7ne]

**mansion

[@MrRedinator_]

you forgot quotation marks

[@MYG]

*ADVANCED MEAT*

[@IC-23]

Tge comment below you(at this moment in time) makes this funnier

[@bnuuyrabbit4752]

Wah

[@MYG]

*noobenstein* because it's none of our business.

[@thecauldron2212]

noobenstein Times change

[@sirreginaldfishingtonxvii6149]

Because neither beards, body fat, nor baldness is normal? He isn't even bald, what? What is this comment?

[@Numbers225]

Now why do you have a supermodel in the opening shots, dane?

[@mightyfire8257]

Because, that is what he wants to become. In real life he has a disgusting 6 pack, and is 300 pounds of pure muscle.

[@casuallyuncalm9488]

All men should aim to be as beautiful as him

[@goldengifts3830]

Even Saxton Hale Himself can not be on the same level of superiority against Unclest Dank

[@wasabi5932]

@@casuallyuncalm9488 its impossible, no man can be as beautiful as a god

[@banthaclause4167]

2:01 This isn’t your average, everyday meat... This is *ADVANCED MEAT*

[@sherib5752]

*Clicks tongue* noice

[@ilikeoranges1408]

why you look more like an engineer then the engineer does

[@019s0]

Than* Sorry had to do it, it's an addiction

[@jameshosking8569]

_

[@aluminiumfoil4489]

sum buddy Well, if we're going there, the W should be capitalized and there should be a period at the end.

[@owlboy9897]

Grammer Gestapo It’s a question, there’s gonna be a question mark sir.

[@umonly5681]

Is that possible? Dane can’t look more like Engineer. Because Engineer is the prime example of an engineer. All the nazi’s in the chat are forcing me to use grammar. (Dildos)

[@Shivver]

lazypurple: gets a lot of kills with engie somebody in the game: can somebody kill this uncle dane wanna be?

[@mustardcookie864]

*HOW IT FEELS TO PLAY E N G I N E E R*

[@jakman8515]

@@mustardcookie864 engiknee*

[@mainalt6351]

irrelevant

[@dougthedonkey1805]

What time stamp?

[@Shivver]

@@dougthedonkey1805 its in lazy's how it feels to play engineer

[@nuttynate6161]

It's not a Dane video unless the Pokemon Heartgold/Soulsilver soundtrack plays.

[@kittyluvr]

NuttyNate cuz its his favourite game

[@derek90909]

I loved it too

[@byron.australia]

*WE WANT ENGINEER BLUEPRINTS BACK*

[@charrcoal2]

Yes sir.

[@thedoomguy9944]

"bean juice not included" 0/10, worthless product, dont recommend to anyone

[@ifureadthis_urgay]

1:45 poor leopold17uo :C

[@johanavallejosnorambuena9031]

oof

[@freezy3739]

Rest in spaghetti never forgetti

[@nathaniel1207]

But does thog care

[@indisciipline]

he tried so hard

[@iscesp04]

DANE IS T H I C C

[@stinkoman2x6]

I had to read this with my own 2 eyes and so does everyone else

[@mikelorme635]

Tigerfan51087 what about the demoman?

[@CFox_]

dane is ethan from h3h3 confirmed ?

[@monkeybear]

Holy shit, never knew Dane was a fellow Pink Floyd head! All of their vinyls @ 0:50 One love my dude!

[@StickMaster500]

The Widowmaker Kritzkrieg Combo is a scary sight to see! Also, now I can be the very good Sentry Main with Uncle Dane’s™ Teespring Merch!

[@sirTyperys]

but i wanted to be very getgood engine man

[@meme-pocalypsenotspookwage4598]

Wet farts ikr

[@tuchi8519]

stickmaster i see you in every tf2 vid

[@thesexelentsoldier8132]

You are the new Spookwagen mate.

[@willyboi1389]

MORE POWER AL!

[@somerandomweeb7176]

A child is like a sentry hit it and beat it so it works harder.

[@johnathanraft1013]

why does it sound wrong

[@Carebear_Pooh]

#banningchildabuseandlaborwasamistake

[@lazylouie5687]

Hahahaha

[@ExplosiveEntropy]

thats sentry abuse

[@vbgvbg1133]

Damn thats dark

[@williewanker1187]

6:26 To be honest, I acted like that when I first saw that there was a quake rl in this game.

[@birdidk5321]

You make those contracts look so fast to finish it takes me about 1 hour to fully complete 1 contract minimum

[@fuz5567]

its called editing lol

[@YaboiSlendeR]

Shoot faster

[@thecorruptible6799]

*HELLO MY NAME IS* YaBoiSlendeR And hi SlendeR

[@BagofBonesJAW]

Oh hai mark

[@_narrows]

Taking out the letter "b" changes the meaning a little bit.

[@mago474]

Bruce Custodio oh wow

[@MYG]

Oh hey it's SlendeR

[@Carl_Jacksonn]

"Jungle inferno contracts last till February 11th , 2018" *laughs in f2p profit*

[@ZaptyYT]

if I pay extra can I have the one shirt with bean juice included

[@Gumballer92]

Zapty you know th31? nvm

[@theweirdwolf1877]

This is what I was looking for when scrolling through the comments

[@dascj4042]

Yo Uncle Dane, I'm diggin your shit. I've noticed your editing and humor has been getting so fucking good in your recent vids, I just wanna say keep it up my friend!

[@specialunit0428]

"Uncle Dane's big mansion" *shows a factory*

[@abhinavmishra1894]

Please uncle Don't push yourself Its not normal for you to upload this much

[@KillerKilometers]

But it is normal. . .

[@paperhat_boi]

_wow_ unexpected

[@two8three8]

i am now scared of pocketed engies

[@GY-bd9bo]

it's called the widowmaker for a reason

[@luigiforsthoffer]

@@GY-bd9bo It's called the windowmaker for a reason. You're gonna get glassed by it.

[@bottlegang3187]

guys when you get a sentry kill on an enemy damaged by your shotgun it counts toward the shotgun contract *gunslinger time*

[@girf4233]

Aren't you a bit late?

[@eurobeatintensifies5840]

@@girf4233 nah, people are still doing contacts to this day so this helpful

[@jbmark8473]

@@eurobeatintensifies5840 can confirm, I'm getting sick of these "Kill a player capturing a point/pushing the cart." Contracts

[@giovanniatonial2143]

HELL YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[@Shours]

*Sentry Man*

[@eliasfatlandskjeie]

Man, I just have to say: I really love your videos. I think you are funny and entertaining. Moreover I thoroughly enjoy your sense of humour. I even learn a lot about the game too. How to be a better player and how to enjoy it more. I've been watching your content for years, and I've especially enjoyed your content the last few months. Keep up the great work!

[@pastellandscape4286]

Ah yes I love when Uncle Dane uses dad jokes! 6:04

[@ajon9354]

I was expecting you to put those shirts into your fridge.

[@thenamesgames6393]

Dane you watch too much Spongebob

[@UncleDane]

Not possible

[@thenamesgames6393]

very much possible

[@B.B.B]

you can never have enough Spongebob

[@shami1kemi1]

Is not possible!

[@purplehaze2358]

“If what you’re doing is working...then keep on flerking.” Uncle Seuss.

[@Lyrune]

*A D V A N C E D* *T A C T I C S*

[@BigShrimpin_]

The beard really enhances the experience.

[@scorzulu8968]

Medic + Engineer = shotgun Heavy with shotgun (only if u can aim)

[@StickMaster500]

Uncle Dane is the next Rocky!

[@DavidLopez-up3qm]

JJam don't give him attention.

[@roni6135]

Ayy fancy seeing you here again.

[@FilthyCasualty]

StickMaster500 people really hate you these days.

[@NamMyohoRengeKyo-d9u]

U only get one comment

[@cameronkerr3442]

Chad Edits Christ he comments a lot he still deserves a life.

[@emiguerrero12]

0:44 that pink floyd collection, cool

[@cheekykunt7265]

look at that butter smooth conection. MEANWHILE ON AUSTRALIAN SERVERS: day 3 i have gained the power of teleportation, still cant hit shit though

[@samurailobster6561]

Day 1̵̰͙͇̮͙͇͚͔̫͓̗͙̘͚̞̀́͑̿͆͋͆̆̿͐̊̉̌̌̃͝͠͝5̷̢̢̧͇̗̗͎͈͙̞̲̦̳̟͙̊̋̈̈́̓͑̈́͑̉̂̏̈́̌͊̈́͝͝͝3̸̧̭͖̣͉̌̓̇̃͐͆̇̇̀̓̽͜͝͝͠ : A spy trick stabbed me from 19 meters today I have finally escaped from my hellish limbo of glitching between the underwater posts under 2fort, all I needed to do was to leave this mortal coil. Goodbye brothers

[@hattu7924]

honestly this was amazingly put together. i was originally just gonna watch it in the background while playing csgo but i cant anymore.

[@hattu7924]

ok i actually got a bit further into the video its alright now

[@hattu7924]

still my favourite video from you so far

[@dell9431]

And over here I'm still trying to get the fucking hot hand for so long I basically wasted my mercenary park contract pass

[@wrongtime9097]

get a friendly player on the other team to help out, then Degroot Keep for the hot hand contract. You'll thank me later

[@eddyfizio5349]

ME TOO MEN, BUT I DIDN'T BUY THE PASS haha

[@ExplosionKid570]

They made the contacts last forever if you bought the pass so yeah

[@eddyfizio5349]

Mr. Depression WAT

[@ExplosionKid570]

Eddy Fizio in the latest tf2 blog post they said that the contracker will "continue tracking your progress" after the campaign ends Plus you'll have access to the Merc park gift shop forever

[@demm5]

Dane: What to do now? My mind: tele farm

[@sandromicic6102]

0:28 Uncle Dane is very T H I C C engi mane

[@DavidLopez-up3qm]

Sandro Mičić R.I.P T H I N N Dane. Welcome T H I C C Dane.

[@lunatik8272]

So what spongebob episode reference is this now?

[@borpothewizard]

Imma ask the Uncle Sentry tee for Christmas. Your welcome Uncle.

[@truktruk]

this video bwoke my computa

[@d1mensi0n70]

Man, that shirt is nice! There’s just one problem, here, just gotta... *Grabs marker* VIOLA! New shirt below; SPY -ENGIE- MAIN

[@zoom0451]

Got to admit though, that thumbnail is really good

[@josezas587]

You are the best ankle dave

[@mosaic_slime4679]

Who's The Best Knee Cap?

[@derekwang7902]

Ancle dan is verly THICC santa man

[@GeZz.]

*fat

[@cyber358]

"the contracts end on the 11.2.2018" yeah... about that..

[@uberkirbeeh7954]

I spend around a week to do all of the contracts one by one till I got that golden contracker and it was not worth of it because I like the silver one more

[@petkofuchalski9809]

ginius

[@jortand]

I still love how Dane is the engi IRL

[@KumaPawha]

I really like how chaos is this game but you put a calm pokemon song in it lol

[@PearangeProductions]

Dane is one handsome engie man.

[@primisdrunkman8008]

Wow ash is looking very different in the new anime

[@caingamin2]

"Is it really that hard to make a friend in a pub match?" Yes

[@ADUHKIDFLASH]

DID THAT SPY JUST RED TAPE RECORDER THE FRICKIN’ SENTRY

[@somefancyguy7039]

Uncle Dane is a verly gud sexy man

[@GeZz.]

*fat

[@quid2238]

There are three things in the world I'll always rewatch: 1. Pulp Fiction 2. Uncle Buck 3. Uncle Dane uploads

[@harorudo3]

Top 10 Anime Intros

[@woodendoorshore6376]

“Expert contract engineer:kill 5 player 6 times in a single life” THATS 30 KILLS!

[@attackbrains2095]

no thats not right. that means get 5 kills in one life 6 times

[@attackbrains2095]

you get 5 kills one life, thats one point. you get 5kills in the next, you have 2 points and so on

[@tarkcakr870]

Shotgun Contract: you need to kill someone with shotgun. Mechanics: He hit someone with shotgun and then his sentry takes the kill, hmmm...yep its a shotgun kill!

[@rarehecate9324]

you cant do these engi contracts without a pocket medic Kappa and 7:00 that leg is so beautiful , rip leg :x

[@texangamer137]

Question Dane, this is probably the question that you've probably been asked before, but if the rescue ranger never existed, what would be your favorite primary

[@noone6991]

TexanGamer13 probably the widowmaker.

[@servano5345]

@@noone6991 I don't think so, Dane said it's very situational and often forces you to choose between shooting or building. It's probably stock shotgun or frontier justice.

[@goc_0]

The frontier justice

[@noone6991]

Servano alright

[@noone6991]

Servano but he literally used it throughout almost the entire video

[@pachorra4316]

Dane Sleeping is Yoshi screaming

[@jerenjagodzinski9651]

The engineer is engi-here

[@peanutman8279]

I made 2 friends on a pub once now we play together on weekends and i domt have to stay up at inhuman times because WE'RE ALL ASIAN

[@_fuushi]

0:22 The jungle inferno campaign ends on February 11, 2018. It’s currently February 5, 2021 almost 3 years later and I have just finished my advanced engineer contracts

[@hatz1107]

Dane, I need help getting over a fear. I'm afraid that when I have my Rescue Ranger out and I right click when I'm next to my building, that it's gonna waste 100 metal and do the long ranged pick up. This is a genuine fear, can I be cured?

[@alfredkruse1517]

HATZ Rulez I have the same problem, but with ubers that are ready to be used. I think the best method to avoid it, is completely take your right click finger off the mouse.

[@hatz1107]

But how will I pick up the building then. And sometimes it's good to pick up a building from a far

[@Carebear_Pooh]

You just gotta chop it off bro. Release yourself from that fear by disabling the option for yourself to screw up.

[@helmie4118]

HATZ Rulez who cares u still have 100 left over lol

[@mdspohn]

Ancle Dan is a gud sentreh mann

[@spencenatorrex]

Unckel Dan is a very gud sontry man

[@someabsolutepleb2228]

Uncle Dane sleeping gives me life

[@risinguppercot8414]

Dustbowl 6/12 4 hours later 7/12

[@mishapmercenaries784]

I pray to god and savior Dane every sunday in curch, maybe he one day Will have time to a hello to us mortals

[@beardedfailures8844]

Advanced for uncle dane: Plans everything and "predicts stuff" Advanced for other new players(-100h): Excuse me?!

[@IngosPlace]

1:40 Nice try heavy.

[@ravingdeath5182]

HOLD UP WHERE CAN I GET THAT POSTER AT 0:33?!?!?!

[@chupatripa]

Its just a diy print portrait signed

[@reepieces]

"If what you're doing is working, keep on flirking" 6 years later I still quote this

[@epicnbacon8926]

*I am a spy main tho >:)*

[@smorebob2418]

Uncle Dane is one thicc bih

[@maxgb2000real]

Sentriii

[@jayraiden5457]

That uncle D~ Is on thicc bih~!

[@ilikecurry2345]

Come on, that's not even a beautiful vixen from a Cartoon Network show!

[@thesarge310]

Incest is best

[@hello9041]

lemme see that sentry

[@faust507]

Lazy purple: What kind of offence is this? Uncle dane: I AM THE OFFENCE

[@qwerty1002]

ok who did the captions lol 🤣

[@qwerty1002]

ya know when u remember something u saw a year ago and spent an unreasonable amount of time finding it again

[@hoyeunglee2009]

expert medic contract *cough cough* literally a total joke... it’s easier than advanced medic contract........

[@ilikecurry2345]

Uncle Dane's Old-Fashioned Johto Adventure - Flippin' Out Uncle Dane's Almost Smokin' Hoenn Adventure - Beginner's Safari

[@ericroworth6009]

Love da music

[@EddyTheMartian]

eric row it’s from Pokémon (in case you didn’t know)

[@nalsenpai1749]

Eddy The Martian rly late question but it just sounds satisfied to me and idk what it is called sadly :( plz say if you know

[@rorymcaleenan3582]

It's called game corner theme

[@rorymcaleenan3582]

Apologies heartgold game corner*

[@roastedandtoasted187]

What's the song that plays at 1:00?

[@rorymcaleenan3582]

Game corner

[@rorymcaleenan3582]

Apologies heartgold game corner

[@tomatoalerteth]

Pokemon HGSS -​ Game Corner

[@hexagonalchaos]

that one medic was tired of the team not protecting them, so they picked up an enemy soldier's rocket launcher. they don't need a team anymore.

[@ちぃ-d9k7c]

damn that belly