Roll for Sandwich EP 348

Roll for Sandwich EP 348 - 12/9/24

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Adventures in Aardia

Күн бұрын

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@lirde1435 Ай бұрын

This feels like an april fools episode

@adventuresinaardia Ай бұрын

It’s me. I am the fool.

@SylentTiger Ай бұрын

Yes, the picture of you drinking this 'sandwich' should be The Fool tarot card.

@prestontrammell9907 Ай бұрын

*loading ice into a blender* “Oh, watcha making?” “A sandwich…”

@codybyers2043 Ай бұрын

Whoever sent those dice in, almost certainly knowing full well they're probably loaded to roll 1s (each non-1 roll is a face right next to a 1)... You're a monster.

@Veldel Ай бұрын

Thats the kinda smoothie id expect from Ordinary Sausage. Your a champ for not giving up.

@jeshirekatty Ай бұрын

Your commitment to finishing is truly awe-inspiring. Nat 20 on your Constitution saving throw there! May RNG have mercy on you.

@Dinosaursgoraor Ай бұрын

I’ve never been so convinced the dice actively choose violence 😂

@crivera7579 Ай бұрын

Ah yes, roll for sandwich, hold the sandwich

@joshuacastanon626 Ай бұрын

AND HE FINISHED IT LIKE THE GIGACHAD HE IS

@CherryQuenchGears Ай бұрын

Definitely one of the most diabolical "sandwiches" to date lol. I can only imagine if you had to butter and re-roll

@thomasg6461 Ай бұрын

My first thought when he pulled the deck of many things, was, "Well... at least it solves the structure problem."

@xatlern Ай бұрын

As soon as saw those dice, I could tell that Earl would be the only one eating good in this episode 😂

@Ishtarru Ай бұрын

Cast those dice into the fires of Mount Doom.

@TheScienceNerd100 Ай бұрын

First thing I saw after clicking the video, got me worried

@YurmorTheDemon Ай бұрын

Whoever sent those dice knew what they were doing, those rings inside must've weighted it down

@matthewfaber964 Ай бұрын

They don't call it the "one" ring for nothing...

@IsaacMyers1 Ай бұрын

quintuple ones, triple nones. the way this show works makes me think that maybe the dice gods exist and have decided you are the one to play games with.

@adancein Ай бұрын

Wow, damn..... I did not expect this. I have a question - why do you have a None option for bread? Without bread, can it even be a sandwich?

@EsquirebobAnimations Ай бұрын

Genuinely horrifying stuff... Loved it!

@hiimemily Ай бұрын

If ever there were a "sandwich" that deserved a score lower than 0...

@Sugarman96 Ай бұрын

It's so not a sandwich that it deserves a rating with imaginary numbers

@jopenhagenlongcut Ай бұрын

ya know, i don't think anyone's gonna get mad if you don't finish these really bad ones, however mad respect for choking this one down.

@TheOriginalMaudlin Ай бұрын

You haven't been in the comments much have you? Someone would indeed get mad

@jopenhagenlongcut Ай бұрын

@@TheOriginalMaudlin oh no.... anyways lol

@devinpeacock7940 Ай бұрын

My guy, I don’t think ANY of us would have faulted you if you chose to take a single sip and called it done. I salute your dedication to your content 🫡

@Endovior Ай бұрын

Strangely, the lack of other ingredients may have improved this one? I can't imagine the garlic, reindeer, and water chestnut smoothie being improved with the addition of bread and cheese chunks, especially since you'd have had a lot more to drink that way!

@dylank9377 Ай бұрын

This might be the worst luck you’ve EVER had

@Boozlenoodle Ай бұрын

I'm currently recovering from a surgery/hospitalization and am on a pureed diet. I am sending so much sympathy

@rpie1382 Ай бұрын

Choosing the straw rather than chugging it down… that was a choice. Your dedication is admirable.

@adventuresinaardia Ай бұрын

I would not have been able to put my lips to that glass

@rpie1382 Ай бұрын

@ fair enough haha

@RandomGeekNamedBrent Ай бұрын

I mean taste-wise it's obviously bad but if ANYTHING was gonna lose it's form, better it be the "sandwich" that already didn't have any form

@robobeetlepanzer Ай бұрын

I was gonna say... whether he ate it with a fork or just scraped up paté and toum with individual slices of water chestnut like nachos from hell, not being blended doesn't seem like it would improve this much.

@LuigiP3000 Ай бұрын

Don't do it... oh for the love of EVERYTHING! DON'T... ... A moment of silence...

@AlexSchlessman Ай бұрын

F in the chat for my dude. May the dice gods have mercy on your roll next time

@colorpersonification Ай бұрын

Oh boy. My partner and I watch every episode right before bed, we were gagging right along with you. So powerful lol Hoping the channel transitions smoothly away from tiktok! We love these videos so much!

@ladambell Ай бұрын

None Sandwich Left Deer

@soulknife20 Ай бұрын

Its an old meme, but it checks out

@firefly5564 Ай бұрын

dude, you are an absolute trooper. Ive watched almost every creation on this channel, and of all of them, this was the hardest one for me to watch, I dont know how you do it.

@nxsRaven Ай бұрын

Emphasis on the "One" Ring

@endorb Ай бұрын

This comment better be at the top of the list when I come back in like 5 hours

@GhostlyGhost333 Ай бұрын

Damn, the dice just hated you today.

@sgt.eclair Ай бұрын

Oh god. They're getting you back for that streak of entirely edible sandwiches

@thomasblake3554 Ай бұрын

RUN, YOU FOOL!

@b0bsaget007 Ай бұрын

Well this is *one* you certainly won't forget.

@nature-robot716 Ай бұрын

If you aren't already subscribed, you owe it to Jake for this one

@trgdr777 Ай бұрын

Oh my God. I don't think I've ever seen this many cursed rolls. I'm so sorry 😭

@thelittlegoblinchannel.7943 Ай бұрын

This was an absolutely unmitigated disaster.

@Kamunchu Ай бұрын

Has to be one of my favorite episodes thus far.

@master-of-dreams7455 Ай бұрын

The One Roll to rule them all. 😈

@mattjreeve Ай бұрын

and yet you always finish. Massive kudos props and respect... In place of a Dark Lord you would have a Smoothie! Not dark but beautiful and terrible as the Dawn! Treacherous as the Seas! Stronger than the foundations of the Earth!

@resonancealpha2140 Ай бұрын

Gosh, I am so sorry for your rolls! I love these videos-I am actually obsessed. I’m not very well-versed in DnD rules, but I have an idea. Maybe you can add a spell to your repertoire to call for something like cosmic intervention or something similar and replace a roll with a roll from a “higher plane” (phone a friend). I’m not sure what a suitable drawback/consequence would be, but that’s the basic idea! I love all the new things you add each season (especially during the holidays). You’ve given these past few months small bursts of joy with your content-please never stop! You’re awesome! = )

@edunn2805 Ай бұрын

You are a true champion, a knight who never fails his cause, he who shall not surrender the rules of the game, we praise you O mighty one, now pardon me while I puke. ❤

@celestezingelman5846 Ай бұрын

Every time I thought it couldn't get worse... It did.

@darkrandom9947 Ай бұрын

Someone needs to send this poor man some pepto😂

@dawktrix20 Ай бұрын

I think it’s time for a roll for sandwich and Ordinary Sausage collab.

@senmetwo42 Ай бұрын

A person of culture, I see ❤️

@Paul123094 Ай бұрын

The one ring called the one rolls.

@joshhardin666 Ай бұрын

OH NO! I hope you found a more tasty lunch after that abysmal set of rolls. Thanks for taking one for the team for our entertainment.

@jordannewton4358 Ай бұрын

I’ve never gagged watching this show until now

@Vathleer760 Ай бұрын

Saurons dark influence in sandwich form.

@CopShowGuy Ай бұрын

Our condolences. We appreciate all that you sacrificed for us.

@ccoopplay1 Ай бұрын

I cant believe what i just watched. Brutal

@onejohnfitzall7154 Ай бұрын

Okay this is not even a sandwich this is roll for bad times

@BookslingerMonty Ай бұрын

The One Ring sure threw you for a loop today, perhaps those dice should be thrown into the fires of Mount Doom

@Thisnameisnottakenjk Ай бұрын

Bruh, did some viewer make a set of weighted dice to send to you lol. Did you test the dice after this to see if they keep landing on 1's?

@xtrumpsmashx5642 Ай бұрын

Dude the fact you drank any of that, champion. That’s wild you drank all that without 🤮

@xxwarmouthxx Ай бұрын

so glad i found the youtube channel! used to watch your stuff a lot on tik tok

@rebeccaholt644 Ай бұрын

The 'one' ring in dice. Throwing ones. I mean...?

@JosefDerKaiser Ай бұрын

I think that sauce roll was bet case scenario... saved us from the first negative roll.

@RavenDravenek Ай бұрын

Had to tempt fate by trying to cage objects of power. Atleast you didn’t get the Reindeer smoothie for the Christmas episode

@larryf4564 Ай бұрын

Despite the 1 on the ruffage roll, it was the 11 on the one ring dice that added none again 😂

@liphttam Ай бұрын

a score of 0/0 is fitting because that was not a sandwich. Nice little math joke there.

@emmy1929 26 күн бұрын

Absolutely VILE.

@Siobio420 25 күн бұрын

Painful. A truly wretched fate

@caesarsalad77 Ай бұрын

This had me laughing like a lunatic.

@GrandDuchessTaco Ай бұрын

The Aunty Donna Jambalam sketch kept coming to mind as soon as I saw the Deck's curse come into view. "Press the Smoothify my Sandwich button, and you'll have a chilled (definitely not delicious) Sandwich Soup Smoothie!"

@katelinlee285 Ай бұрын

Genuine nightmarish chills

@conqu2 Ай бұрын

Wow! That's Terrific Bass!

@bmccool Ай бұрын

10/10 perfect episode

@swiles Ай бұрын

I'm going to praise your commitment to the bit even more often, you're a champion!

@kunaikai 29 күн бұрын

You were so happy in the beginning

@Varewulf Ай бұрын

I guess it's fitting that The One Ring Dice are incredibly cursed.

@Phriedah Ай бұрын

I'm crying. That's it. 😂😂😂

@Subazh96 Ай бұрын

I've never laughed so hard 😂😂😂

@Craij_supreme Ай бұрын

This has got to be the most unhinged one yet 😂

@YeetusVanitas Ай бұрын

This has to be the wildest "sandwich" on the show

@baconshrimpeyes Ай бұрын

the smoothie scale is out of zero, so any score is undefined

@milesroberts1854 Ай бұрын

My guy speaking da truth

@Viniter Ай бұрын

Well... all things considered, the initial ones actually ended up working in your favour. I can't imagine the smoothie would be improved by bread, cheese and another roughage.

@LaurentIpsum Ай бұрын

In hindsight, it might have been better for it

@nickhoule4027 Ай бұрын

Having eels, haggis and reindeer as your 1,2,3 was a huge risk that did not pay off.

@VelvetTeacake Ай бұрын

Those die have to be weighted strangely! The dice gods despised you here 😂

@LexYeen Ай бұрын

Dear gods. My texture sensitive ass could _never._

@cameronimacaulay1341 Ай бұрын

Worst one I've seen and I've seen them all. Stay strong, King

@Ijustttry Ай бұрын

Welcome everyone to Roll for Smoothie! ™️

@Jacob_Roy Ай бұрын

Yummy, The dice were so nice to you today.

@privatesolofoe Ай бұрын

When I saw the no bread I thought it would be funny if you got Chopped and basically got a salad, so the actual "sandwich" felt like hoping to see a lighthearted prank and being shown primordial horrors instead

@adventuresinaardia Ай бұрын

This… has happened.

@kilrkitty0818 Ай бұрын

I think those dice might be too evil for Earl to eat lol Maybe out the window 😅

@mustangace13 Ай бұрын

man it was pretty early in this one when I knew we were getting a zero...my goodness, you were clearly on the naughty list this christmas.

@spikesagal Ай бұрын

Sauron did not hold back.

@grantisshananaa4906 Ай бұрын

I thought I was in a coma and woke up on April 1st. What the heck did you do to annoy the dice gods? Please don't leave the house today, I'm worried for you. Side note, with no bread, probably not the worst time to have to blend it. Also, that Garlic stuff is great on a normal sandwich, hope you land that again on something a little more normal. praying for your gut and general safety mate.