Remember kids: Even stabbing a troll through the heart isn't enough. You need to finish it with fire or acid. Or it regenerates. Then it will fold you so fast you'll feel like a newly ironed shirt.
@hujan17442 жыл бұрын
At least i'll die looking neat
@benrichardson56622 жыл бұрын
@@hujan1744 I love Dad jokes and you just added another one to my arsenal 👍
@joshuahoener26032 жыл бұрын
Bring forth the Holy Gasoline!
@marcus4046 Жыл бұрын
@@joshuahoener2603 Ignis sacer, Occidentis, America eam maxime amat
@EnoyyiGamil-vl2vu Жыл бұрын
peior: pro gasolina bellas pugnauit et multos perierunt sine causa, quod propter sæuum capitalismum Ciuitates Fœderatæ Americæ tantum pecunias cupit
"Hey you your finaly awake what's the last thing you remember" um imperial ambushes a horse thief and a wagon ride I think
@hujan17442 жыл бұрын
"Hey you, you're finally awake." It's basicly a reflex for me to go "GOD DAMMIT TODD" when i hear this
@AelswythAudio2 жыл бұрын
LOL I couldn't resist XD
@hujan17442 жыл бұрын
@@AelswythAudio I can understand why lol
@GavVAyt3 жыл бұрын
I'm a sucker for homely, fantasy universe stuff. And this hits the nail on the head 👀
@The_Digital_Ghost3 жыл бұрын
“Hey you your finally awake” Me: ah shit here we go again
@Cod_Player20183 жыл бұрын
So i wasnt the only one who noticed
@nights_the_nightingale3 жыл бұрын
"They brought you to me, half dead." Mostly dead is still partly alive. If he were all dead, the only thing to do would be go through his pockets and look for loose change i do hope people know this reference, or else i will be very disappointed
@AelswythAudio3 жыл бұрын
"True love is the greatest thing in the world. Except for a nice MLT."
@R.L_Lucid_productions3 жыл бұрын
Was that a princess bride reference?
@nights_the_nightingale3 жыл бұрын
@@R.L_Lucid_productions ah, a person of culture
@R.L_Lucid_productions3 жыл бұрын
@@nights_the_nightingale indeed
@pvtwade70572 жыл бұрын
Inconceivable!
@void95403 жыл бұрын
Do I smell……… Underrated??? Yes I do.
@wildheartproductions943 жыл бұрын
The "hey you you're finally awake" line made my eye twitch but otherwise really enjoyable!
@sophiahamo19773 жыл бұрын
her:starts reciting spells mem : has a panic attack cus i think i will get cursed
@ADragonSpeaks3 жыл бұрын
The sound quality on this is impressive, as are many of the sound effects themselves. I was listening to this on noise-cancelling headphones, while cooking in the kitchen, and several times I was confused by what sounded for all the world like sounds FROM my kitchen, IN my kitchen, that I didn't make. And a couple of times I'd have sworn there was someone speaking to me in the next room. Masterfully done with the narrating.
@AelswythAudio3 жыл бұрын
Oh gosh, thank you so much for your comment! I'm so pleased you enjoyed it 😊
@ADragonSpeaks3 жыл бұрын
@@AelswythAudio I often find myself limited in what sort of audio storytelling/roleplay content I can enjoy, be it by the content itself, or the voice narrating, or the sound effects. What little of your work I have listened to so far has fallen upon a sweet spot, possessing enjoyable narration, engaging plot, and well-produced sound effects. I absolutely look forward to enjoying more of your work.
@ebany22443 жыл бұрын
You’re humming... Scarborough Fair!
@Tommyboi013 жыл бұрын
Everytime i think of that show, remember me
@andreacaoili28792 жыл бұрын
Her: I have a bomb to help with your bruised ribs Me: oh okay a bomb, Wait A BOMB
@AelswythAudio2 жыл бұрын
hahaha
@Althecor3 жыл бұрын
A haiku about healers. Ahem: With practiced movements Cuts are cleaned and burns relieved My strength returning
@hotpocketoverlord78003 жыл бұрын
amazing 👏👏👏🤣
@Althecor3 жыл бұрын
@@hotpocketoverlord7800 Thank you my friend
@cawf_e3 жыл бұрын
Yo how you doing haiku man
@leafplays59903 жыл бұрын
The humming at the beginning brought back my days of violin playing
@jonathanpowell613 Жыл бұрын
Her: "You're finally awake." Me (in a gruff voice): "Hey, thanks for fixin' me up after I fought that troll! I thought I was screwed for sure."
@joshuahoener26032 жыл бұрын
She just keeps getting more suspicious by the second.
@connor2033 жыл бұрын
Ralof: Hey, you. You’re finally awake. You were trying to cross the border, right? Walked right into that Imperial ambush, same as us, and that thief over there. Lokir: Damn you Stormcloaks. Skyrim was fine until you came along. Empire was nice and lazy. If they hadn’t been looking for you, I could’ve stolen that horse and been half way to Hammerfell. You there. You and me - we should be here. It’s these Stormcloaks the Empire wants. Ralof: We’re all brothers and sisters in binds now, thief. Imperial Soldier: Shut up back there! [Lokir looks at the gagged man.] Lokir: And what’s wrong with him? Ralof: Watch your tongue! You’re speaking to Ulfric Stormcloak, the true High King. Lokir: Ulfric? The Jarl of Windhelm? You’re the leader of the rebellion. But if they captured you... Oh gods, where are they taking us? Ralof: I don’t know where we’re going, but Sovngarde awaits. Lokir: No, this can’t be happening. This isn’t happening. Ralof: Hey, what village are you from, horse thief? Lokir: Why do you care? Ralof: A Nord’s last thoughts should be of home. Lokir: Rorikstead. I’m...I’m from Rorikstead. [They approach the village of Helgen. A soldier calls out to the lead wagon.] Imperial Soldier: General Tullius, sir! The headsman is waiting! General Tullius: Good. Let’s get this over with. Lokir: Shor, Mara, Dibella, Kynareth, Akatosh. Divines, please help me. Ralof: Look at him, General Tullius the Military Governor. And it looks like the Thalmor are with him. Damn elves. I bet they had something to do with this. This is Helgen. I used to be sweet on a girl from here. Wonder if Vilod is still making that mead with juniper berries mixed in. Funny...when I was a boy, Imperial walls and towers used to make me feel so safe. [A man and son watch the prisoners pull into town.] Haming: Who are they, daddy? Where are they going? Torolf: You need to go inside, little cub. Haming: Why? I want to watch the soldiers. Torolf: Inside the house. Now.
@AelswythAudio3 жыл бұрын
BRAVO dude!
@wardaddy63743 жыл бұрын
“Yes papa😔, why are we stopping? Why do you think... end of the line”
@sephuris55552 жыл бұрын
"The empire loves their damn lists."
@vincezockt1272 жыл бұрын
@@sephuris5555 *Charakter Creatin Menu pops Up*
@vampyon3 жыл бұрын
I NEVER HEAR SCARBOROUGH FAIR ANYWHERE OMFG ILYSM RN U DONT UNDERSTAND
@AelswythAudio3 жыл бұрын
I'm so glad you enjoyed it! I love the song 💚
@Tigershark_30823 жыл бұрын
The humming at the start was absolutely beautiful! Great job on this!
@FauxFoxPaw2 жыл бұрын
Every time I watch this and hear "hey you, you're finally awake" I bust out laughing "damn you Todd, every time I think I'm out, he pulls me right back in!"
@marcus4046 Жыл бұрын
TIME TO FIND THE PIECES OF WUUTHRAD AND .....FUCK I FOUND THE BEACON AGAIN AHHHHHHH
@jj55342 жыл бұрын
that door closing made me think my whole ass desk fell over 😂
@Saber232 жыл бұрын
I’m glad none of us missed the Skyrim reference lol
@Ongomar22 күн бұрын
Humming Scarborough Fair at the beginning was a nice touch
@johnnyoverheaven20452 жыл бұрын
Ooh fantasy story, excited to see how this goes
@abigailhybl80822 жыл бұрын
We love it when a healer gaslights her patient lol jk THIS WAS FANTASTIC
@kenny6912 Жыл бұрын
WAS THAT SCARBOROUGH FAIR I HEARD AT THE BEGINNING?? I’ve literally never heard anyone use it!! This is awesome already!
@AelswythAudio Жыл бұрын
It was indeed Scarborough Fair! I'm really glad you liked it!
@bananabread85783 жыл бұрын
Ngl I was like 2 seconds into the humming and I was out cold
@themaddoctor53042 жыл бұрын
"So even after I PLUNGED MY GLADIUS THROUGH THAT THINGS HEART it still tossed me like a rag doll?"
@marcus4046 Жыл бұрын
Dm: yes even the bad guys get rules of cool. Or in your case rules of despair 😎
@Board_Certified_Scientist2 жыл бұрын
Yo what's with the dislikes? This is exactly what the title says it is, effective acting, and appropriate script. What more do some people want
@AlennaCM3 жыл бұрын
DUDE!, I really love fantasy ahh!!, im very glad that you make this awsome videos
@caseycollins58372 жыл бұрын
Excellent work. Very solid delivery and super immersive. Thank you for making this!
@AelswythAudio2 жыл бұрын
I'm so glad you liked it!
@AL-cc3mj11 ай бұрын
I love this series I’ve listen to it at least 7 times
@nerdydekusimp793 жыл бұрын
This is amazing
@AelswythAudio3 жыл бұрын
Thank you!
@nalhurst90422 жыл бұрын
I'm suffering from chronic severe hangover syndrome and this is getting me through it
@leaspeer33233 жыл бұрын
The MC in the story I’m working on names Gwen too 😂 gotta admit your bedside manner is much better than her’s 😂
@min._.03 жыл бұрын
This is so good😁,also your humming is so pretty😊👏👏👏👏
@AlennaCM3 жыл бұрын
Well, another story to obsess yei :D
@pj54033 жыл бұрын
That troll was missing an arm by the time i was done with that oversized dung bag
@TheVikingFabler3 жыл бұрын
What song was it you were humming? It sounded familiar Also all I can think is the character is a berserker (hence the killing blow with a mangled arm and possible near death) I can just imagine the character is yelling "yippee ki ya mother fu**er" and probably would've kept stabbing because the rage was on.
@AelswythAudio3 жыл бұрын
The song is "Scarborough Fair"! And yeah, that does make a pretty funny mental image 😅
@kimraudenbush6152 жыл бұрын
@@AelswythAudio "Scarborough Fair" or "Scarborough Fair/Canticle"? Simon & Garfunkel performed both, but Canticle includes some lyrics from "On the Side of a Hill".
@jaxonjaxoff3291 Жыл бұрын
If you hum Simon & Garfunkel for every other spellbound part. I will record myself singing a medley.
@lifed1533 Жыл бұрын
Found a new ASMR Channel 2 obsess over at 3:00 a.m. this is not good for my health but it's good for my emotional state
@gfry17522 жыл бұрын
I like vaguely thought I knew what you were humming when it hit me. It sounded very similar to Scarborough Fair
@devileyeuk3 жыл бұрын
Awesome story. 👏🏻
@ItsJamesAudios3 жыл бұрын
Absolutely loved the humming, the story, I love it! This is Incredible! Well done!
@ItsJamesAudios3 жыл бұрын
Love the Skyrim Reference there!
@AelswythAudio3 жыл бұрын
I really couldn't help myself :D
@dontmindme75863 жыл бұрын
yea i hit the subscribe button so fast
@natedogg10882 жыл бұрын
I never really picked a side between Storm Cloaks or the Empire... The Black Hand was always my mark. That said... I'd still always find a soft spot for a healer who tended my wounds.. Magic? I heard and saw nothing of Magic, nor did any of my party.
@janedoe-ud8ii3 жыл бұрын
Very good voice acting!
@AelswythAudio3 жыл бұрын
Thank you so much!!
@lumikhametal3 жыл бұрын
Yo, I live near Riverton.
@StinkaMink Жыл бұрын
Is no one going to ever bring up the fact that she was gaslighting us to keep us from knowing our neck was broken?
@elderdraken81993 жыл бұрын
Well done 👍
@AelswythAudio3 жыл бұрын
Thank you!
@yuzik012 жыл бұрын
Should I start another series so soon? Probably not. Will I do it regardless? Of course. No magic you say? Hm, must've been just my imagination. Healing a deadly injury, denying the use of magic and avoding personal questions? Not sus at all. I wonder what reason she might have to hide magical abilities 👀 I have some theories, let's find out!
@dimensionlord17702 жыл бұрын
In this one the two who bring My charecter Fleetway in are his two best friends EMO DL, and DARK DL and they keep correcting each others mistakes when describing what happened because they're both nervouse and worried despite one being emo to the point of not taking care of themself and the other being the imbodyment of my main charecter (Not presnt in the story) DL's evil within and so is Fleetway but Fleetway is just scared of being abandanded and surrounded by people who can hit him while he's down thats why he attacks first and talks later
@TJS44_2 жыл бұрын
Aelswyth... Wife of King Edward, the greatest king to ever live, and were you humming Scarborough fair?
@AelswythAudio2 жыл бұрын
That was indeed Scarborough Fair!
@stab71133 жыл бұрын
Her: my name is Gwen. Me: ah fuck Welp, guess ima still try enjoy the audio even tho that’s my mf stepmoms name XD
@AelswythAudio3 жыл бұрын
Haha oh nooo. I hope you enjoyed it regardless!😊
@stab71133 жыл бұрын
No worries I did XD
@t26e3pershingtank2 жыл бұрын
Before you ask, yes i was trying to cross the border
@doomslayer15792 жыл бұрын
I know that song your humming it’s from an artist by the name of selphius. The song name is scarborough fair.
@shadowalpha37589 ай бұрын
Wait a second what did she mean by put you back together again has this happened before?
@Cod_Player20183 жыл бұрын
Where part 2 😤
@maxplays81692 жыл бұрын
We do a moderate amount of trolling
@merriestdawningeveryone52872 жыл бұрын
Would you be ok with someone using this story concept as a dnd campaign basis? I figure it could be fun to run! 🙂
@AelswythAudio2 жыл бұрын
I would be honored!! 😅
@merriestdawningeveryone52872 жыл бұрын
@@AelswythAudio thank you! I always like to check before I do something like this it definitely could be a fun quest 🙂
@drewc95752 жыл бұрын
I'm a sucker for Greensleeves
@jforjester40534 ай бұрын
Are you going to Scarborough fair
@soul5533 жыл бұрын
When is part two? ❤❤❤❤❤❤
@AelswythAudio3 жыл бұрын
Part 2 was released last Thursday! Check out my Spellbound playlist to find it :)
@anthonymontalvojr.72502 жыл бұрын
Where was she when soap died?!
@Spyxern2083 жыл бұрын
What was that u were humming in the beginning idk if it the witcher 3 theme or skyrim but I've definitely heard it before?