Highlights | VVV-Venlo - Ajax 0-13 | Eredivisie

[@AFCAjax]

Sit back & enjoy, haha! ☺️

[@wout9529]

😍😍❌❌❌

[@БуржуазныСуп]

🔞🔞🔞

[@محمداديببصيد-ج1ت]

I think venlo don't know enething in football

[@LilSoccerPros]

Traore did amazing, but to be honest VVV played awful

[@kerstgerard]

schande boeh! ...? wordt daar maar eens wijs uit ff kijken ok de bal is rond het veld loopt af en in de tweede helft staat de camera aan de overkant anders kan dit niet

[@mazadegan86]

Don’t mock VVV’s keeper. He hade 10 saves. But still 13-0 😂. 45 shots, 23 on target, 12 corners.

[@elacda1]

hahaha

[@MS-rs1hg]

TotototoTOOOTTTTTENNNNHAM

[@stefanokleintjensstefano]

Elroy

[@Aleally]

They had to squash that “10” hard to make it fit the score graphics 😂

[@yabdifootballchallenges7981]

Yes, so ugly, they could make the box larger

[@zv9918]

"One team on their game today...the other, very off colour"

[@raihanbaid367]

😂😂 fifa stuff

[@ShamanBuddha]

Original

[@liverpoolforlife8028]

Lol they just broke their team

[@kamemefmfanssubscribe585]

haha Taylor

[@ggman4544]

Wise words

[@davidmuttillo2806]

Funny, but before this match VV Venlo had a "0" goal differential. Now they are -13.

[@mrgracef.m6244]

Have mercy

[@andreihiris6670]

🤣🤣🤣🤣lmao

[@nofurtherwest3474]

Oh sh*t really? well at least they aren't in relegation zone yet lol

[@Richard_M_86]

@@nofurtherwest3474 time for an update on that though...

[@nofurtherwest3474]

@@Richard_M_86 ohhh.... i don't follow this league but just googled it and looks like they will be relegated yeah?

[@kingmarble3400]

Had this been Spanish the commentator would be saying “goallllllllllllllllll” for about an hour

[@marxalbertgedeon]

I’m happy this wasn’t a spanish commentator , the poor guy would have have a sour throat for weeks 😂

[@theprototype1619]

@@marxalbertgedeon sour?

[@atlmadejay2175]

@@theprototype1619 "sour" leave the guy alone you dont have to correct him you get what he meant

[@chiefobvious352]

I thought they wouldn't play as well without Ziyech and Van De Beek, but they still played well.

[@bravotangosierra6518]

Well sorry for having a bit of pasion!! It looks so boring with these commentators hahah

[@escwithbart2003]

It's a blessing that there were no fans at the stadium haha

[@lightrail6077]

There were no spectators because the Covid-19 is going extremely far

[@degameverpester3345]

@@lightrail6077 no shit sherlock

[@shirazhassano7886]

its crazy that they didn't score in first 10 mins and still won 13-0

[@robinh7745]

"Only" 4-0 after 54min! And then 9 goals in less than 40min...

[@sayambhuchoudhury4311]

@@robinh7745 I think that red card was the endgame for venlo their defence became void

[@mapcreu]

@@sayambhuchoudhury4311 This match would be a 3x0 without Antony, this guy is insane

[@Flevoman84]

@@mapcreu thats funny, they said we wouldnt be champions without Frenkie de jong Matthijs de ligt, without ziyech. AJAX is not only one man! Ajax is a Collective. Without Anthony it would be 10 -0 lol Alvarez, Martinez, Neres we have a lot of good players. Today we became champions even tho we sold 11 players this year, Juventus, Chelsea, Barcelona, PSG, LILLE etc etc All those clubs bought our star players from us. We are Still here!

[@lazy4369]

@@Flevoman84 eredivisie yes but we wouldn’t come as far in champions league, as we did with frenkie Ziyech Matthijs, Donny

[@DANNYonPC]

What a lovely weekend Both PSV and AZ lose points, Ajax wins with a historic 0-13... so nice

[@catchycoding405]

And what about Feyenoord! ;)

[@leggoov9964]

@@catchycoding405 is geen concurrent joh

[@DANNYonPC]

@@catchycoding405 Doen die ergens aan mee dan :p?

[@bramscheffer1599]

@@DANNYonPC Doet AZ wel ergens aan mee dan?

[@catchycoding405]

@@DANNYonPC Nee dat niet, maar ze zien gelijkspelen tegen een degradatie kandidaat is altijd lekker!

[@heytrevas]

That's how you respect your adversary, by playing seriously till the end. Well done, Ajax.

[@lucaz_tnt1610]

When you play Squad Battles on beginner

[@F1onn200]

Professional. Beginner would end up in the 40-50 goals

[@landon7045]

@@F1onn200 that’s if u choose to score 40-50 lmfaoo, would be a waste of time from all the celebrations and cutscenes (which can be skipped but you get the point)

[@F1onn200]

@@landon7045 yes but you’d get a lot of points just for the goals idk

[@ntwalipat2]

@@landon7045 LMAOOO

[@pawelzawadzki7307]

@Harrison Warfel Yeah, even if it will be 5:4 you will get max points.

[@robinh7745]

9:55 Goalkeeper : shout Translation : "Stop my suffering!!!"

[@astonix2455]

huntelaar: 37 jaar en blijft ookal staat ze 10-0 voor tegen zn ploeggenoten te schreeuwen dat het spel snel weer moet doorgaan omdat hij nogsteeds zo godverdomme hongerig is voor goals😅😂😂. heerlijk die man

[@sjoerdschuren2870]

Mee eens. Een echte Ajacied.

[@hernanhenriquez6778]

Why can't you dutch just speak english geezz

[@clypeus6703]

@@hernanhenriquez6778 omdat we godverdomme Nederlands zijn met je geez

[@Chiller5713]

@@clypeus6703 lol

[@alexvandermolen2205]

nee ze wouden het record winnen

[@pierlucaabad1883]

Difficulty: Legend Champion Professional Normal Easy Amateur Joke Vvv-Venlo

[@dilantrump3309]

San Marino? 😎

[@pierlucaabad1883]

@@dilantrump3309 san marino is one level above than venlo

[@richardjones8204]

@@pierlucaabad1883 You probably already know this Pierluca but San Marino have also suffered a 13-0 home defeat, to Germany in September 2006 in a Euro 2008 qualifying match, but because San Marino are only part timers and Vvv Venlo are all professionals (allegedly!?😁), I'd agree with you that that makes Vvv Venlos' defeat and team marginally worse than San Marinos' 😁😁😁, all the best bud 👍👊⚽🏐!

[@vellagang678]

Replace joke with Arsenal

[@eavyeavy2864]

@@vellagang678 more like Liverpool. 8-2

[@madridista650]

Never felt so sorry for a Goalie in my life.

[@mrwar8523]

Good thing you didn’t see the 31 - 0 match cause it was embarrassing for a national team

[@gyrozeppeli884]

War Legends Or the 149-0 in the Madagascar league.

[@madridista650]

@@gyrozeppeli884 Bro I’ve heard about that match any people said that one time doesn’t wanted to play anymore so they scored an own goal after the other

[@gyrozeppeli884]

Hitdolf Adler Yes, they scored own goals because the coach didn't agree with the referee's decisions.

[@Jusy5432]

Kepa?

[@uajonta]

Even the score graphic couldn't hold those numbers😭 Feeling sorry for the Goalkeeper.

[@mfdoomlover004]

Ooooooohhhhh I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS!!!!!!

[@kerstgerard]

ik wou het gisteren al niet zien het was echt slecht verdedigt van VVV echt slegt

[@kerstgerard]

hup VVV volgende week beter! :)

[@davidmuttillo2806]

This should have a warning label. So brutal.

[@Luuk1900]

Antony ze linker laat me flink aan die van Ziyech denken....🤔

[@faris2626]

die van ziyech is 10x beter

[@astonix2455]

precies. weet niet welke maar een van traores goals ( die assisteerd door antony) moest me denken aan de ziyech en promes tandem

[@harmjanssen890]

@@faris2626 Overdrijven is ook een vak

[@mosss.0107]

@@astonix2455 juist bij de 0-9 Antony op Traoré lijkt net op die bij Chelsea uit als ik het goed heb toen Ziyech op promes 👀

[@Kev2000]

8:41 is het perfecte voorbeeld inderdaad!

[@egett]

Where are they now: Onana - Manchester United Klaiber - Bröndby Schuurs - Torino Blind - Girona Tagliafico - Lyon Klaassen - Inter Gravenbech - Liverpool Antony - Manchester United Ekkelenkamp - Antwerpen Tadic - Fenerbahce Traore - Sakhtar Donetsk --------------- L. Martinez - Manchester United Promes - Spartak Moscow E. Alvarez - West Ham Huntelaar - retired Labyad - Utrecht

[@amidoingthis3657]

Zo zielig

[@rookkali2319]

Heerlijk voor het doelpuntensaldo✅

[@kerstgerard]

salvo

[@kerstgerard]

quintetino

[@DitisJayden]

klopt zeker maar je hebt niks eraan punten zijn t belangrijkst💪🏼

[@altijdthijmenngames8837]

@@DitisJayden Niks aan????

[@bananacheesecake6821]

When you are a pro fifa player and set the difficulty on "Beginner"

[@kstg7016]

Eén ding is zeker de editor van Ajax had een drukke middag zo te zien. 🤣

[@ArvidLuidens]

Ik denk dat de editor er ook van heeft genoten om dit te doen en te hebben gekeken van de wedstrijd.

[@1nsanejochem]

Nog best knap om 13 goals in amper 11 minuten te proppen haha.

[@GandWizard]

Ja, want wat moet eruit van de 90 minuten? Lastig hoor...

[@thisaccounthasbeenabandone1649]

“They had us in the first half, not gonna lie.”

[@uglysheep2215]

Lmao

[@montimuros2837]

Hey I posted a similar comment, just wanted to let you know I didn't steal it

[@cuno8287]

Why you steal a comment.

[@thisaccounthasbeenabandone1649]

@@cuno8287 I didn’t though did I, I made it myself.

[@mustarjo5282]

Imagine Bayern against that team

[@somenerdbotdude173]

25-0

[@mvdk1]

Ajax vs Bayern 3-3, Bayern vs Ajax 1-1... Okay, Ajax sold some players...

[@somenerdbotdude173]

@@mvdk1 he meant vvv venlo

[@mustarjo5282]

@@somenerdbotdude173 😂

[@liverpoolforlife8028]

Lol they will send the whole club into retirement

[@tsherwood2112]

Police: Have you ever killed a man? Ajax: Well yes, but actually no

[@mickmccarthy8219]

Many men

[@edwardmerriam6970]

My boy Ajax from The Warriors got out I see

[@TheSadCatt]

Quincy Promes, allow me to introduce myself

[@autkev7112]

@@TheSadCatt thats dark lmao

[@TheSadCatt]

@@autkev7112 Promes is from da streets 😤😤💪💪💪

[@mocksprong7359]

STOP STOP THEY'RE ALREADY DEAD 😭😭😭

[@shafin._.2763]

Lmaoo

[@dan_rad]

I came to post this comment.

[@Colt-eq1vm]

Imagine Huntelaar even ran to grab the ball aswell when the scoreline was like 10-0 that’s savage on a whole nother level

[@yesd2024]

If this match was played in America with the same result Ajax would have faced so much criticism just as the USWNT did when they smashed Thailand

[@lionelmax2953]

I liked the part where they scored

[@akurama.]

Which bit? There where 13. Lol

[@Bjorne_]

@@akurama. wooosh

[@luukherfst1209]

@@akurama. R/WHOOSH

[@akurama.]

Lol what these wooshes? Lmao

[@simonelombardo2036]

When i play with my 4 years old cousin in fifa

[@johnynba1674]

Simone Lombardo 😂😂😂😂 lol

[@Wereldburger01]

Lol, yesterday I have lost a FIFA 21 FUT game with 0-12. The only goal I made was due having Huntelaar in my team... hahaha.

[@katochwarrior4740]

And your cousin score 13 goals

[@johnynba1674]

@@katochwarrior4740 😂😂😂😂 shiiiits

[@noreply4339]

thats child abuse.....

[@dan_rad]

VVV coach at half-time: "Right lads we're 4-0 down, keep it tight at the back" "... Bonaventura".

[@isitjustme43]

This is how emphatic the game was more people spoke about it than El Classico! I have not been so excited to see match highlights since Beckhams wonder goal against Wimbledon 96/97 season (pre internet!) you had to wait until it was on TV at 10:45pm football highlights UK show, Match Of The Day. This is great for Eredivisie.

[@spowbusiness2187]

No this is bad for eredivisie, for Ajax it is very good but the outside world thinks the Dutch league is much weaker noe

[@isitjustme43]

@@spowbusiness2187 Hello Alex, thank you for your comment. My comment about Ajax victory, great for Eredivisie was not at all intended to imply that the league is weak, I don’t believe that at all. Ajax are European giants and the leagues youth ethos is respected worldwide but, it is not spoken about in the UK compared to other European leagues like Ligue 1, Serie A, La Liga.

[@martinsamuelsson4306]

this is a disaster for the league. its never good that a team wins with 13-0 thats for sure.

[@montimuros2837]

They had us in the first half, not gonna lie. They had us in the second half too.

[@baffourawuah5821]

Is looks like they are doing training on how to score goals

[@kerstgerard]

they need a VVV to show them the goal

[@kivisam4203]

That is true where you from

[@baffourawuah5821]

Ghana

[@baffourawuah5821]

@@kivisam4203 Ghana

[@demonyt553]

I love ajax from morocco 🇲🇦🇲🇦♥️♥️🇳🇱🇳🇱

[@g1lmk]

I learned how to count up to 13 in Dutch. Btw, I feel sorry for the goalie, he was not at fault in any of the goals, but he's gonna be scarred for life.

[@roronoadzoro9429]

We watched a different video then

[@am5790]

no mate...he is a terrible goalie...it's not his calling, really...

[@TheHungryPolarBear]

Probably Best Friend with Adrian

[@kekkewezel4615]

@@am5790 Ajax had 40 shots… 13-0 is a blessing

[@Sakafan6]

What do you mean? Most of the goals he should’ve saved

[@kwunmeichan8013]

3:16 right on the emblem.Therapeutic.

[@thisiswrestling3991]

Ik dacht dat deze highlight op Pornhub geplaatst zou zijn, maar blijkbaar laat KZbin dat toe

[@cenadubs8155]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@TheFreshestLyrics]

@bobbelonie Ja want hij is zo origineel..

[@SaudiHaramco]

Funny how even in different languages the top comments are always the same retarded shit

[@jawadelhatimi6136]

Hahahaha gut gesagt

[@obukohwoogheneakpobo3011]

Hahaha zeker

[@d34th17]

Dang I feel for people who had the VVV goalkeeper in there Netherland dream team

[@lightrail6077]

Fortunately, he does not play for the Dutch national team

[@thanxbutno]

@@lightrail6077 he's talking about fantasy football

[@ossenaar40]

Pech voor VVV dat het niet tegen AZ speelde. Een gelijkspel had er dan nog wel ingezeten.

[@gl129]

13-13 prima uitslag

[@puurgenieten872]

legend XD

[@renebroneinternationalthew8565]

Wow: 'Nice 13-0 victory, AJAX! Enjoy and Sit Back, Cheers! :-)

[@moussa6694]

The first time in my life I see THIS

[@patrickw9706]

Als VVV fan geef ik mijn complimenten aan Ajax. Ze waren nét iets te goed.

[@daankaya625]

scheelde niet heel veel gelukkig

[@Kaiser_Wilhelm_IV.]

Due to Cruijff, a 14th one would have been great. But well, we don't want to complain do we?

[@mylhodoppenberg]

Actually the club record is a 14-0 win, I hoped they would score a 14 or 15th goal to break that one hahaha

[@Kaiser_Wilhelm_IV.]

@@mylhodoppenberg :D

[@dilshadareen8455]

@@Kaiser_Wilhelm_IV. Cruyff's iconic number 14💪💪

[@wh7824]

@@mylhodoppenberg No, our record was 12-1 back in 70s, we broke the record with this one.

[@mylhodoppenberg]

@@wh7824 in the league yes, I’m talking about the Club record, that is 0-14 in the UEFA Cup back in ‘85.

[@Colt-eq1vm]

Did anyone else notice after the goals passed 10 it couldn’t even fit into the scoreboard 😂😂😂

[@lalu4141]

Ajax's game was beautiful. Let Ajax return to its former glory.. Fan from India..♥️♥️

[@ahaakiiiiiiiiii]

Japan Mongolia 14-0 Ajax VVV 13-0 I'm japanese Ajacied. so, I had great time lol😂😂😂

[@uristenverybig3434]

When you play fifa with your little brother 😂

[@rajilsraveendran2381]

Little one will beat u like this😂

[@matthewjuarez1857]

He would cry if I put that much goals on him

[@asieduharrison3570]

@@userr77713 some little brother are much better

[@PRECIOOOITF]

Mum will beat me up too

[@nayandev.p2731]

One love plz ajaks big fan from india

[@doffo6967]

Respect voor Onana hoe hij op het einde met de keeper van VVV gaat praten als keepers onder elkaar🙏🏼

[@Aronia55]

Hopelijk beetje troostend, steunend. Hier heeft ie de rest van zijn leven nachtmerries van

[@chimairanl9043]

Vond ik ook mooi. Met zo'n verdediging had zelfs Onana er een boel om zijn oren gekregen.

[@ninojaggie990]

Onana zij dat hij het jammer vond dat hij zelf niet die penalty mocht nemen omdat dat waarschijnlijk ook wel gelukt was haha

[@ashekhar1]

This is what happens when to try to play Legendary mode after defeating beginner

[@lfcorigins2049]

😂😂😂😂 so true 😂😂😂😂😂

[@RemiPut]

Thanks for the upload , you guys rock ! ❌❌❌ AJAX AMSTERDAM ❌❌❌ ⚽️👍®

[@EscapeAll]

If you ever feel useless, think about Onana. 😂😂Greetings from Greece I love Ajax and Netherlands ❤️❤️

[@PhyrexJ]

Didn't you feel bad for Giakoumakis?

[@frieza2235]

That Antony is the new Ziyech 🔥

[@Bethel.TV12]

Me asking myself when I saw this on KZbin 0-13 against v v venlo was😒 is this a combine highlight for all their past matches 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@AdrieAgent]

Ik ben benieuwd of Kale en Kokkie vandaag iets ‘klote’ vinden😉

[@ertemunalgan7714]

Klote is dat kudus uit is gevallen deze week en er tot de winterstop niet bij is

[@Lenvp]

@@ertemunalgan7714 dit en dat Promes niet gescoord heeft. Of zijn ze beschaafd en scharen ze het onder Kan Beter?

[@vanderhoek2918]

Klote is dat de scheids uit medelijden geen extra tijd toevoegt terwijl een seizoen beslist kan worden op doelsaldo

[@IgnisPyro]

Klote dat t niet in eigen huis voor n volle arena kan gebeuren

[@messielleo8609]

Dat het geen 0 14 werd echt wauw😂😂

[@fixen1456]

👏👏👏 I didn't expect that from Ajax! RESPECT AJAX

[@jemoe6215]

Im waiting sooo long for this 😍😍

[@hyperextension3027]

It was a very close game though but one team had to lose!

[@BenGewoonMike]

Heb echt zaterdag en zondag de hele tijd gewacht op dit filmpje. Nu eindelijk kijken, jeeejjj

[@mendembatandossedunia3638]

Daley blind 😍😍😍😍 from Manchester united 🇮🇩🇮🇩🇮🇩🇮🇩

[@jeudeboules6153]

Ten Hag: Lamassina Traore dat je erin hoort!

[@JelletenRouwelaar1]

Lassina*

[@kaneuchiha1368]

@@JelletenRouwelaar1 Hij bedoelt "Laat maar zien a" is een woordgrapje

[@1989ElLoco]

Lol

[@rayg5540]

@@kaneuchiha1368 neeeeeee waarom verklap je het 🤣

[@lilaze60]

If "no mercy" was a match

[@user-ll7hj7ot6u]

Ajax wint 0-13, psv, feyenoord en Az verspillen punten. Oftewel het was een heerlijk weekend! 🤩

[@astonix2455]

en we staan weer eerste in het klassement😍

[@fatihgulseven]

Pas op voor vitesse

[@sjoerdschuren2870]

@@astonix2455 Jaaa Zekerrr. XXX. XXX XXX

[@pierlucaabad1883]

That's why I love eredivise...The most competitive league in the world

[@rmr0203]

Klaiber speelde erg sterk. Mag ook eens gezegd worden

[@luuklj]

gast 0-13, iedereen was goed

[@anthony_sa2398]

@@luuklj klopt, maar tegen Heereveen speelde hij ook wel lekker. Zou wel leuker zijn als hij wat vaker mag spelen

[@lerwalive]

Het is niet dat VVV erg veel weerstand bood he...

[@rmr0203]

@@lerwalive klopt, maar het is niet zijn eerste goede wedstrijd. Viel ook al goed in.

[@emileouattara7024]

VVV was gewoon eredivisie onwaardig.. ze horen er gewoon niet thuis!!

[@merijnvankeulen2973]

Deze wedstrijd lijkt al van veel langer geleden! Dit Ajax is cijfermatig misschien wel de beste ooit, wij schrijven historie dus let goed op!!

[@Sven-zj2be]

VVV had die rouwband beter om kunnen doen haha

[@ahvhhxz6152]

When you play against your younger brother on Fifa and you forget that he doesn’t know how to play

[@BenGewoonMike]

Zelfs het scorebord is niet zoveel doelpunten gewent

[@maxivallejos9690]

8:00 and they have to put 7 goals in 3 min.. amazing production video work 😌👏🏽

[@DANNYonPC]

4:56 Oh hij moest eens weten wat er komen gaat :D

[@ingeh]

hopelijk gaat het net zo rap tegen Atalanta 🔥🔥🔥

[@omoplata10]

Antony's crosses are 🔥🔥🔥

[@joelbrandao4]

This team can close their doors

[@akhilpadmanaban3242]

feel sad about watching the situation of opponents..hop they will be one of the best teams in future ❤❤❤

[@trippin5619]

De 4 v's van vvv Venlo staan voor de hoeken van het veld die ze vandaag hebben gezien

[@qwerty10384]

Creatief 👏

[@fblvr0407]

Really amazing Congrulations Ajax !

[@dennisgroenenboom2296]

Ik vind het stuk waar Ajax scoort leuk😂

[@omarmzaham7248]

I'm here doing my homework on Ten Hag..instead I'm falling for Ajax..iv always admired Cruyiff with total football especially but wow..

[@PrideOfAmsterdam1980]

Ik had bij 6-0 echt wel een Rage Quit geflikt, klasse hoor VVV.

Awesome performance! Ajax is a big club! Greetings from Turkey.

[@eden6299]

10:33 Onana legend

[@lucastheawsomeguy6327]

My god Ajax number one favorite team!!!

[@pekka8459]

I can see ajax furious after losing to liverpool.

[@samuelpubgmobile8590]

This is not a match, Its totally a MASSACRE

[@arkadeepdasgupta7435]

The name of this team should be LLL instead of VVV🤣🤣🤣

[@rishishah8484]

Just no

[@luukherfst1209]

@@rishishah8484 Just yes

[@DutchTankiGaming]

Het was echt een mooie wedstrijd

[@Beaulacdebale]

First time I see a team playing without goalkeeper.

[@ahmadbusyrolatif2622]

Superior team's, all players on the he's impresive action

[@freshtasurkhabi]

The fact that they still kept a clean sheet is amazing 👏

[@rainbowrambo7093]

@AFC Ajax please upload deze als retro match

[@lunatic1017]

Other people : 2020 can't get any worse than this VVV fans : hold my beer

[@cccant26]

Ajax is such a cool club 💟 From Portugal

[@sparkle7_139]

fifa on easy difficulty is perfectly pictured by this one match

[@idonut4641]

The start is great🤣🤣🤣

[@manasbohat4028]

Years later I'll tell my kids about this time when ajax beat Borussia Dortmund

[@rafaelgoudriaan6705]

You don’t have to lie about that anymore now😂

[@pbsmoothie7281]

3 of the best, he's made them pay, and that completes a wonderful hat-trick

[@quintenjacoba9966]

Spannend potje, VVV had wel het betere van het spel

[@michielvanhamersveld1398]

Letterlijk 4-0 in de eerste helft in de 2e helft 13-0 in 45 min 9 doelpunten

[@TheAjayabs]

ok but who hired that left back he simply refused to do his job the whole game. They would've had more success with a traffic cone

[@MrJessedg]

Leftback has 100 games in the bundesliga 💀

[@TheAjayabs]

@@MrJessedg well he should probably go back because he didn’t do anything in this everdivisie game. My man took a nap for 90 minutes and got paid more than I do in a year