AFFORDABLE OPRAH WINFREY (Cards Against Humanity Ep. 144)

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What is Cards Against Humanity?
Unlike most of the party games you've played before, Cards Against Humanity is as despicable and awkward as you and your friends.
The game is simple. Each round, one player asks a question from a Black Card, and everyone else answers with their funniest White Card.
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[@jayybyrd4498]

when talking about sex and Ze said "well there's cuddling afterwards" slayed me. I was like yes Ze. be a sweet lil dork. yes.

[@faithmyers2435]

Youngest mother in the world was five years old at the time of the birth of their child...

[@danimason2139]

So-....ZeRoyalPookie ❤️

[@_pnda9050]

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[@DrewHales]

ChilledChaos's mic was so quiet I barely could hear it

[@robertbeal9538]

XD

[@miguellima4184]

he sounds like Linda from Bob's burgers X'D

[@stonerjesus7494]

Christ, let me explain a quinceanera to you. A quinceanera is a party for when a Mexican girl turns 15 to celebrate her becoming an adult. So yes, a birthday party with Mexican food, except a little more complicated except not really.

[@ieatpie315]

Came for the Ze, stayed for the Jewish Mother.

[@ieatpie315]

+Hatoko Pleiadesu OH GOSH NO THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT NRKSKDNNSJ S SEND HALP

[@hanzcruz7620]

+Hatoko Pleiadesu ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@stormxpixie]

Is Smarty from NY? His accent was on point.

[@wwejamal09]

The Jewish mother impression sounded like Linda from Bob's Burgers - or is it just me?

[@casuallyjulieanna]

The axe body spray one was true af. As soon as I walk into school it reeks of it.

[@BigDogBandit]

if I had Morgan Freeman standing on my lawn narrating my life, well, let's just say I'd pay him to do that.

[@Nmille98]

You gotta go up, down up, down, up, down.

[@Steinveri]

dude Galm always kills it xD

[@cassiebradley7887]

is it me or is Ze's eyes really pretty in this one...?

[@jadenorman3793]

The Jewish Mother made me piss myself! LMFAO, Smarty is bae

[@jingbadatti9956]

YOU WOULDN'T STEEL A BEAM!

[@mrpokemon1186]

Listen up kids, this is life, the universe, and everything.

[@Trexmaster12]

*HAROLD!* Next time you guys play CAH, please, *PLEASE*, in one session (just to see if you guys like it) do an _only_ blank cards round. If you like it, continue by that, if you don't, at least you've tried. Though, I'm not sure that's possible.

[@norwayduck9857]

+Trexmaster12 its not. atleast not to my experience

[@MewMewWinx]

How does Ze know what the Death Grip is?

[@muisverriet]

He said he went on Urban Dictionary a lot.

[@agentwashingtub9167]

Being very educated and going on UrbanDictionary a lot don't go together.

[@peachisoro]

the ignorance about the rest of latin america having quinceñeras is real, but i mean, it is the derp crew.

[@alanfernandez4521]

👏

[@rockhoggaming]

THAT TITLES OFFENSIVE OPRAH WINFREY WENT TO MY HIGH SCHOOL (Nicolet High School)

[@thedankestengine2543]

step#1: sniff Raman flavor packets

[@Gabu_]

Smarty is so naïve lol

[@erikrobinson9999]

i was eating meatloaf whole watching this

[@AndrewDStarWarsGaming]

7:38 LEPROSY!!!

[@Jessicachanful]

Smarty sounds like Linda from Bob's Burgers

[@nicolearias2811]

Lmao Right ?

[@brotherpigmc1523]

don't worry smarty. I clapped.

[@XxoxB33xoxX]

chilled-it's a sad zoo lion I'm a make it happy. sounded a lot like RyDoon.

[@willmanthorpe8437]

who thought he should have done "leprosy" for the tonight one

[@csquinn_616]

Ze, the death grip is more commonly known as the Vulcan death grip, u sadist.

[@nicolearias2811]

can't believe you didn't know what a Quinceañera was lol .. I had mines almost 4 years ago (:

[@animationGREEN]

It goes it goes it goes it goes it goes it goes it goes it goes GUILLOTIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN!!!!!! YA!!!!!!

[@AttisSoul]

for the Puberty one i thought she was crying because the daddy was going through it. :P she likes em young xD

[@DoomNeb]

How is puberty a problem with guys though all that happens is we get horny and grow a few pimples

[@AttisSoul]

but she (made up women for this card) like them young :P so for a male to hit puberty means he will no longer will be the cute little boy for much longer and leave her strike zone.

[@jaysonelijah6868]

the youngest person in history to have a kid was five soooooo

[@protoparadox16]

JUSTICE!!!!!!

[@Eira_]

omg @UnicornOnAcid16 is a real account

[@seanconnery2605]

CooL RelAtabLe CanCer TeEnS should have 1#

[@RDSk0]

ZeRoyalPookie

[@yankychannels]

The US has a disturbing amount of teen pregnancies

[@chrisspyroman]

I thought India had the highest amount

[@yankychannels]

+ChrissTheBurnedOne maybe but the U.S still has a lot

[@cannedbanana2472]

**five and six

[@Ravenous1pw]

this is some funny shit

[@scullstationstudio8511]

Ze why do you edit so much

[@SamuelSamuelSamuel]

D:

[@Foxgemini]

:D

[@cannedbanana2472]

third

[@nicolearias2811]

can't believe you didn't know what a Quinceañera was lol .. I had mines almost 4 years ago (:

[@lek289]

D :