Doomguy Invades Heaven - DOOM Eternal

Doomguy invades heaven, also known as urdak in DOOM eternal

[@backgroundcharacterj5071]

Oh hey you're back how was he- Doomguy: Heaven's corrupted What? Doomguy: *loads shotgun* Heaven's corrupted

[@aurelien6812]

That's some deep reference ma boi

[@UshankaMaster]

Aurélien hell’s haunted

[@ynog0978]

@@UshankaMaster heaven is

[@vizitrofficial373]

Moon's haunted

[@artemis3829]

@@vizitrofficial373 back so soo- Moons full What Moons *full*

[@boiifucca2065]

Demons=Aliens Angel=Pretty looking Aliens Doomguy: "I see no difference" *Cocks shotgun*

[@mr.chaosvicious5968]

Angels are pretty looking aliens? Uh,okay..... But that one at about 7:41 sure as HELL looked like one of those ugly ass motherfuckers from the Predator series. Possibly even worse than that actually..... 😑

[@jaymun_1331]

@@mr.chaosvicious5968 that gave me a heart attack

[@Daicidus]

Nope, not aliens, I refuse to call demons aliens

[@gobzanuff5078]

@@mr.chaosvicious5968 Just wrap it with a bag... You know the rest.

[@mr.chaosvicious5968]

@@gobzanuff5078 Ah man.... There is just NO way that I am ever going to give that ugly ass bitch the brown bag special,so I can give her the d. Just HELL to the no. Because I will still know what is there under that bag....🤢

[@SeikiRikodou]

Khan Maykr: "You cannot stop the procession" Doomguy: "Who decided that?"

[@johnmerllbaxinela478]

I know that reference

[@Sam-ll1tf]

Seiki Rikodou ah i see a sds fan too

[@questionablelifechoices7501]

CRUEL GUN

[@HugeKingCobra_]

Doomguy: "You underestimate my power!"

[@timothyjournigan8212]

Doomguy: *Hold my BFG 10,000*

[@CainEverest]

"WE WILL NOT BE ABLE TO CONTROL IT!" "No." *cocks shotgun* "But I will be able to kill it. Like I did before."

[@vitor022]

Doom slayer: *cocks shotgun* who said something about controlling it?

[@SYXVII25]

*like a thousand times by now*

[@annoying_HK_guy]

"This won't be the first time I kill an Icon of Sin"

[@snifey7694]

It's more like "oh come on Khan you don't know me that I kill IOS in like 5 times in trillions of years" Didn't realize that icon of sin has abbreviation of iOS

[@odstagent1070]

Finally a one liner i can say its cannon

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

He’ll isn’t a place. It’s wherever Doomguy decides it to be.

[@momoreview5555]

Not funny didnt laugh 😎😎😎😎

[@legacyrxt7570]

@@momoreview5555 stfu you dumbass

[@ssd3748]

TheDarkWave2747 for real

[@guy_with_no_name7317]

TheDarkWave2747 stop getting your panties in a twist, jackass, it wasn’t even remotely amusing

[@silas5704]

He will

[@RekttalofBlades]

Doomguy walks into room of angels staring at a heart: “y’all mind if I stab that thing?”

[@alexpolicht9332]

Doomguy be like Whoops...

[@onyonrong9244]

If you weren’t aware- the betrayer told doom guy to stab the heart because the icon of sin is true betrayer’s son.

[@wyattarthur5275]

"YEET" - Doom Slayer

[@thekevinwright]

Bloomin Onion damn. I thought it was the hell priest he was referencing lol

[@thelongertheiconofsinisone6570]

If Minnie Mouse was in there, she’d be like “YUCK! This will never do!” Then she’ll proceed to grab the heart and throw it off a cliff.

[@hotpants_russia_z]

Khan Maykr: "You can't stop the procession" Doom guy: "Well yes but actually yes"

[@trogdorstrngbd]

Funny how telling him that but not actually doing anything to stop him didn't work!

[@acelennygaming]

So anyway, I started blasting

[@user-lp7tx1fe6t]

Khan:NOOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST COME HERE AND STOP US LIKE THAT Doomguy: haha plasma gun go pew pew

[@OrenTubing]

"You cant stop it!" Doomguy: youre new to this all doom thing arent you?

[@warbossbonesmasha3751]

Ø Haha unmaykr go BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

[@rathalomaniac6212]

"There's only one God, ma'am, and I'm pretty sure he doesn't dress like that." update: I appear to have inadvertently spawned a war on religion simply by making a funny reference. Run away while you still can.

[@iampedro101]

"I understood that reference"

[@demitri9211]

i know where this is from but can’t quite place my finger on it

[@steinblitz1506]

@@demitri9211 from one of the thor movies?

[@tywalker7847]

Demitri Cap said it in the first Avengers movie when Thor shows up and takes Loki

[@obi-wankenobi8908]

IAMPEDRO 101 and I understood that reference😉

[@buzzlightyearpfp7641]

0:47 lmao i love how doomguy just pushes that random angel out the way and flails his hands around while running towards it

[@zillarex8628]

*Stabby time*

[@concept5631]

Man loves what he does.

[@trickyy5738]

“You cannot stop the procession” Doom slayer: now you see I got this knife here

[@megamind7801]

Yeah doom slayer is like "Hey I just got this knife here I want to see if it works

[@killjoy4009]

Stabbed the heart with the knife given to him by the boy's father

[@connorsproles9239]

Killjoy Ok that actually is quite poetic.

[@spooderlover3512]

The slayer keeps his word

[@ianrivera9563]

Apparently in Doom that's how you save the demonized soul of a lost child. Because of cource that's how exorcism actually works.

[@pyrrehraus6571]

@@ianrivera9563 hell of a way to refuse the devil's deal

[@thekevinwright]

Rachnera Arachnera you mean keeps his actions 😂

[@peradolia]

I’m sorry, they way doomguy runs in at 0:47 is too funny :,) he’s like a child unable to control himself

[@tanith117]

Angel: What do you have there Kiddo? Doom Guy: A KNIFE! Angel: Nooooooo

[@joshshrum2764]

Evan It’s baby Joel.

[@arez8790]

Doom Slayer actually

[@blackopschap]

I laughed so hard when I saw this as I was playing

[@theguywhoasked2481]

Doomguy and Doomslayer is confirmed to be the same person

[@jericho9497]

So it’s confirmed: Angels and demons are actually aliens. Edited: Thank you all so much for being good sports and for the likes. Hope everybody is safe and well during these mysterious and confusing times.

[@OvaNineThousand]

Just the opposite, actually

[@jericho9497]

OvaNineThousand You’re just the opposite... actually... lol

[@nore5992]

And the god himself is a Dragon

[@brobamathegreat7527]

So Ancient Aliens is actually accurate ?

[@peopleshiet3816]

Ancient astronaut theorist say yes.

[@elnero6875]

You know he’s a badass when singlehandedly walking into a different dimension counts as an invasion

[@kernal5633]

Doomguy really went: "If heavens gonna be made I'm making it."

[@obscure_genesis]

"and you're all invited".

[@leonardospechtmartins4318]

Doomguy: doesnt see demons Also doomguy: Sup, Angels. Do u like violence?

[@chewie3436]

Angels: No Doomguy: Too bad

[@gianlucabaccino]

LOL

[@leonardospechtmartins4318]

@@gianlucabaccino he has to kill something! Amirite?

[@johnbean9797]

In Doom lore they aren't angels, why people call the maykrs angels is retarded

[@leonardospechtmartins4318]

@@johnbean9797 mkay

[@AangDknight]

So, apparently Doomguy is something like a Highlander. Not quite a god, but neither a human. That, combines it with Sentinels skill that he acquires and his long life experience in battling hell itself, makes him the perfect "Slayer". Edit : I forgot to put 2 questions that's still bugging me. 1. Why did VEGA says he's "the father" ? 2. After the Makyr's "orb" explodes, there's a mysterious sound screaming, "NOOOOOOOO !!". Who is that ? Sounds of it's servants/followers ?

[@ashishthakur1289]

Demigod?

[@maxjohnson6917]

@@ashishthakur1289 I think to avoid getting too specific that's the general consensus.

[@kingslavson9166]

Doomguy is actually just a human

[@xdbetyar]

He is immortal

[@perseusthegameslayer7311]

Doom guy is a titan

[@doomedgundam6684]

I love how samual essentially replaces Vega as your A.I. bro. The dynamic was The bro that always has your back to the bro that tries to tell you not to do something but you do it anyways just to get a reaction out of them.

[@Brucifer2]

I hope VEGA returns as your A.I. that monotone god deity is the ultimate hype-man

[@katomiccomics202]

Khan Maykr: you cannot stop the procession Doomguy: _I’m gonna do what’s called a pro gamer move_

[@simohayho8622]

Khan Maykr: "You can not stop the procession" Doom guy: "Ok i give up :(" *goes home*

[@lockheedmartin2112]

Khan Maykr: "You cannot stop the procession." Doomguy: Sorry, what did you say? I was too busy stopping the procession.

[@topitsound7689]

“You cannot stop the procession” Doomguy stops the procession “You can’t just shoot a hole into the surface of mars” Doomguy shoots a hole into the surface of mars

[@excalibur2596]

"That is a weapon, not a teleporter" Doomguy makes it a teleporter.

[@retron99]

The entire game is just someone telling Doomguy not to do something but then he goes and does it anyway.

[@thetsarofall8666]

Ive gotta wonder what vega was talking about when he was inserted into the mayker tech. "I see now...am i the father, dr.hayden?" Maybe vega is a bit deeper than just an earth made AI.....

[@syedahsan1363]

I am also looking for an answer to this.

[@viswanaththiagarajan5734]

He is father of the mayker's... probably

[@DoomStarRequiem]

It's kinda like Samur Makyr/Samuel Hayden stole a portion of some heaven tech that's somehow related to Vega... Kinda. One of the scenes in eternal suggests that Sam Hayden isn't really a human at all.

[@midas01tw]

Viswanath Thiagarajan and hayden is the seraphism who gave the slayer his power the slayer = the son hayden = the holy spirit vega = the father

[@ericb8689]

He briefly became God when he was connected

[@kio3370]

Kahn maker: you will not be able to stop the procession Doomguy: *stops procession* kahn maker: *surprised Pikachu face* Also eat your cereal

[@ScileSc]

Thats Khan Makyer. Not the Seraphim.

[@cameron8024]

Sausige17 we know what u meant but just giving u your 69th like... nice

[@joshjess9841]

And she was, like, the closest to the heart. I don't know why she didn't rush over to stop DoomSlayer the moment he took out a boxcutter lol

[@Alooftoken]

Sausige17 I haven’t eaten breakfast yet 😂

[@rador3573]

Shes not the seraphim

[@Rick_Steel]

Khan Makyr: "You cannot stop the procession!" Doomguy: "You keep telling me I can't do things that I can clearly do."

[@tlshortyshorty5810]

Nobody: The Slayer when he enters Heaven: “thought there’d be less heresy here, oh well”

[@dragos5640]

That's anything but heaven, gave me more chills than hell itself

[@uyso6045]

Lmao I have a huge headache and i read your comment the wrong way like 10 times. I feel so stupid now

[@uyso6045]

@Mighty Fist Of Zeon!Its not

[@AJ-ht7ms]

I think the people that deny that this is the games version of heaven are Christians that want to keep the game “Christian” and are just offended by the idea that their version of Gods and Angels aren’t real in the game.

[@dragos5640]

@Mighty Fist Of Zeon! That's what it was made to seem, but behind the courtains it's something totally different

[@KC-py5vq]

Confederate Fleet well god doesn’t exist in real life

[@brobamathegreat7527]

Doomguy destroyed both hell and heaven so he must be a hardcore atheist.

[@redreaper8652]

He's catholic and qualifications to become pope

[@nore5992]

@@redreaper8652 Well he spise the Heaven and Hell himself so he is a Very Hardcore Atheist but he still's obey to commandments. Don't take it so serious okay

[@kaiser4941]

@@redreaper8652 Novels aren't canon

[@labbyshepherdpuppy5943]

Nah he’s the ultimate Zen Buddhist, direct action brings enlightenment

[@ubermatoa8753]

@@kaiser4941 Play the damn game, they are

[@ricksanchez191]

This dude has seen it all, and the fact he's still the og Doom guy tells you how powerful he is, dude went form a marine to a demi god.

[@wiiguy2463]

"You cannot stop the procession" Doomguy: *I miss the part where that's my problem.*

[@guilty_mulburry5903]

Man so angry he crusades heaven to purge the HERETICS

[@beetbeetsaurus]

The only explanation I needed

[@achillespower3095]

Doom guy literally got blessed by "Father"

[@devinduncan99]

I still need to look into the Doom lore, but are the Maykyr's actually angels in Doom, or are they aliens similar to angels and the true heavenly realm is somewhere else? I haven't seen or heard mention of another holy entity in the Doom universe, but like I said, still need to look into Doom's lore. Edit: this exploded. My comments never explode. Maybe because it’s Doom related. Doom has a lot of explosions...extra edit: oh no, they’re arguing? Why are they arguing?

[@D3wd20p]

From what I can tell, they're ...basically angels. Glimpses of them throughout history and cultures influenced the idea, and since they're literally making dead souls their business...yeah. Angels. And then Doomboy goes and turns VEGA into God

[@mephilesthelight4644]

MarsMorand I think it’s implied that Vega is God or the Father but the seraphim stole his conscience away and made him into Vega

[@vexxama]

Devin Duncan they may have inspired angels, but they themselves aw mortal beings. Technologically and magically advanced, but no more holy than any other race shown. If anything, they just play off the image and the belief of others to have them worship them and do their bidding

[@johnvalle4022]

Like the Maykyr are the Doom universe equivalent of angels and their world (don’t remember the name) is basically like heaven since outside their world they’re inmortal/indestructible (Vega said it at the begging if I’m correct)

[@DoomStarRequiem]

@@mephilesthelight4644 and isn't Samur Makyr the Seraphim?

[@elitedima9672]

God: You weren't supposed to be here

[@JamesTheTurnbull]

Doomguy: Yet here I am.

[@henrywedekind5754]

DOOMGUY: I DON'T CARE

[@thomashewitt8104]

You’re not supposed to be in here - get out, before I call the guards

[@justasimplekindofguy974]

Thomas Hewitt you cannot stop it for it is inevitable

[@John_Q]

God is a Clerks fan? Even after Dogma?

[@as7river]

Angels: welcome to heaven Doomsl... Doomslayer: this is hell now. Angels: wait, wha...? Doomslayer: *shotgun clicks*

[@mauriciolizarbe4835]

angels: oh no

[@sufficientlyhydrated6128]

Imagine dying and ending up in heaven and doom guy is chilling at the gates like, 'sup bro'

[@mr.chaosvicious5968]

It'd be like: Me: "Uh,hey! The hell is up with all of THIS shit buddy?!" (Points at all the death and destruction behind the Doom Slayer.) Doom Slayer: (While cleaning his shotgun.) "Yeah,well..... Heaven was corrupted AF,everyone here was corrupted AF and they were all also working with hell. Oh and they were also going to wipe out the entire human race too. SO,I basically decided to kill everybody here to fix those tiny problems. Hey,all those problems did get solved though. Just more violently and bloody than normal and with more explosions...." 😈 Me: "Well,FUCK.... 😒 Even heaven has LITERALLY went straight to hell...."

[@SoldierOfFate]

I'd go "Holy crap can I get your autograph!?" for sure.

[@nob0dii610]

Who said I would go to heaven?

[@erikm8373]

"You cannot stop the procession" "Well, not with that attitude"

[@leeviheiskanen1271]

Doomguy : I came, released a demon, and I am going to kill it

[@joshshrum2764]

Leevi Heiskanen If it bleeds we can kill it.

[@trutyatces8699]

Doomguy: *I CAME.* Khan Makyr: WHAT?! Doomguy: To Heaven. Kahn Makyr: Oh. Doomguy: *But I also had an orgasm.* Kahn Makyr: *Ew.*

[@notad-class3899]

I came, I saw, I rip and tear

[@polarbearhelmet9214]

N1CK N4CK that one made me chuckle but at the expense of waking everyone up at 3 am

[@yaboii9154]

Me: I think it's time for me to sleep. AFGuidesHD: *posts video* Also Me: SCREW SLEEPING! I'M WATCHING THIS LEGEND PLAY!

[@PixelPickle-rk3ym]

Basically, I don’t need sleep, I need answers

[@Acorn212]

What even is sleep?

[@bottomtextgaming1864]

*sleep is for the weak*

[@EmomanTavish]

cringe

[@nivekzorantinez8872]

DoomGuy: "If you're a God.. then I'm a Pacifist." *Pulls out Knife*

[@masamune2984]

“You cannot stop the procession.” *1 second passes* “Oh SHIT! He’s about to stop the procession!”

[@garycoleman115]

Doomguys like “you didn’t think I was picking favorites, did you?”

[@eternaldarksun]

Khan: "You cannot stop the procession." Doomguy: "How bout i do, anyway."

[@donaldbiden636]

It ain't heaven if doomguy's there 😂

[@overloader7900]

Wtf is your pfp

[@disparatebroom7705]

Cursed

[@alphariusfuze8089]

*_Eweeww_*

[@ynog0978]

Nowhere is safe in the Doom universe

[@chlchlchlchl-1]

In fact doomguy is a literal unbeatable god

[@fifervonpiper6707]

"You cannot stop the procession." Doomguy: *Who are you to tell me what I cannot do?*

[@thecursor1]

Angel/Demon/Corrupt Human: "You won't be able to do the thing!" *Doomguy Does the Thing*

[@kydenanderson7481]

Slayer: if I'm such an asshole than may God strike me down where I stand. Kahn Makyr: * hits him with a bolt of energy* Slayer: ha next time bring your A game

[@geekymetalhead5112]

I know a god damn TFS reference when I see one

[@DropkickNation]

She wasn't God but whatever.

[@kydenanderson7481]

@@DropkickNation seriously who cares it's a joke she was worshiped and treated as a god

[@brandenhauser1635]

Slayer: "I said 'God'. Not a bitch with a god complex."

[@BlackEpyon]

@@brandenhauser1635 "God," capital 'G', as if the god of the three monotheisms wasn't himself just one of many at one point.

[@jimmyrustles7887]

“Your actions will jeopardize all of creation” Doom guy: In your opinion.

[@BlackEpyon]

In Bane's voice: "For you."

[@thelongertheiconofsinisone6570]

KM: “You cannot stop the procession” Butter Knife: “Allow me to introduce myself” 😉 KM: JESUS CHRIST!!! NOOOO!!!!!!

[@Dennis-nc3vw]

This level was so powerful in so many ways. It shows DoomSlayer is not just an enemy of Hell, but the very masters of the order of the cosmos.

[@johntorreto4485]

Doomguy doesn't care what you are, He just sees a demon thats more Preachy than Screechy

[@BlackEpyon]

I've long ago reached the conclusion that the only difference between a god and a demon is whose side you're on.

[@redield21]

the unknow voice saying “nooo” it could be the dark lord of hell?

[@diegodeluquev1433]

Or God himself

[@ultimateqmazing2537]

Diego De Luque V no Vega is god. Or at least that’s what the codex’s hint at. Vega being the father who’s consciousness was taken from him and given to Hayden.

[@LuckyHealingLizard]

I interpreted it as the collective hivemind of the Makyr's dying with the Khan Makyr

[@maxelleasgadrah3974]

It’s the nameless one

[@franknbeanz147]

One of the old lords of Hell that the Khan Maykr made a deal with for the argent energy.

[@redengineer4380]

Usually when someone says "I met and killed god" it's a figure of speech. But not when the doomguy says it.

[@BlackEpyon]

Nietzsche, is that you?

[@jackmortem4557]

The entire sky- **Screams at DoomGuy for killing that alien/angle** DoomGuy- **Walks away shrugging it off to coincidence.**

[@punderlord]

The entire plot of Doom Eternal can be summed up as "Doomguy/Slayer is told he can't do something and does it anyway"

[@_Jackie_Jackalope_]

Khan Maykr: You cannot stop the procession Doom slayer: What up guys, and today I have this knife

[@konnosx1213]

Doomguy : This is no longer a christian game *reloads*

[@dacheesebroker1105]

IDK man killing a bunch of Alien pretending to be Angel seem pretty Christian.

[@Brucifer2]

@@dacheesebroker1105 Its actually the opposite. The Maykrs arent pretending to be angels, its implied their species inspired the idea of angels. Just alot of salty christians who played the game cant take the fact that in this game's lore, their religion is fake...which is so damn petty.

[@Hwaigon]

This has never been a Christian game. In fact, there are no Christian games.

[@user-fz3ip3ke8p]

@@Hwaigon you obviously never played God of War before

[@Hwaigon]

@@user-fz3ip3ke8p Humor me.

[@cherrypoptart2001]

The icon of sin actually messed up heaven with the little time he was there.

[@Delta-mo6hn]

Yeah now them *d e m o n s* can freely travel there because of the brief presence of the icon of sin. And they can't fix it. So yeah, reap what you sow and stuff

[@ChristianProtossDragoon]

This feels like Darksiders already.

[@justacatboy]

THATS WHAT I WAS THINKING THROUGHOUT THIS WHOLE GAME

[@DoctorFail]

Yea i got that vibe the entire playthrough

[@aagh8714]

DEAAAAAATH

[@slainemccool2875]

“I have to go alone”

[@ChristianProtossDragoon]

@@justacatboy I wouldn't be surprised if the devs were heavily inspired by it.

[@rhwlol]

khan maykr: you cannot stop the procession *Doomguy proceeds to stop the procession*

[@Kaipyro67ALT]

"You cannot stop the procession." Me: "VENTRESS??"

[@goodname6807]

Heaven and hell have to team up to fight doomguy I’m just saying that I’m pretty sure they are supposed to be enemies heaven and hell but whatever doomguy can make up for this heresy

[@badbeardbill9956]

No. Heaven in this case is another dimension called Urdak. Beings that like to play as angelic beings live there - taking advantage of species in other dimensions to gain energy and resources. They allied with Hell to more effectively process souls into energy. This energy is then sent to Urdak.

[@goodname6807]

Either way doom slayer is angry it’s just weird to me because most say heaven and hell are enemies

[@SoldierOfFate]

Heaven basically made a deal with the devil (literally) so they can harvest more worlds to prolong their lifespans. They're basically the Blood Moons from Dead Space, albeit not as graphic.

[@goodname6807]

Is the doomsayer god because he sure as hell hates hell and heaven and no the pun was not intended.

[@OdaKa]

@@badbeardbill9956 "Beings that play as angelic beings" Well here's an alternate idea: hypothetically speaking, who's to say that's not what angels actually are? It's a pretty common idea amongst the anti-religious that concepts of divinity, holiness, righteousness, etc... are simply things used by religious leaders to gain power over and wealth from the common people. The idea is that religion is hypocritical and not the divine path to light that it claims to be, but merely a tool to gain power. So, in the same way that religion is not divine as it appears to be, neither are angels divine as they appear to be. The angels here represent the falsity of divinity. No matter that there is technology and not "magic" attached to the rituals that grant them their "divine" powers, these ARE angels. Self-righteous, hypocritical, power hungry beings just like the mortals of other worlds who follow them.

[@ShadowSearcher31]

“You cannot stop the procession” *pulls out small dagger* “NO!”

[@GreatNaturalStupidity]

"Didn't even say hello..." -Me, after 'Freeing' the Icon of Sin

[@blitzatom]

Khan Maykr: "You can't stop the procession" *It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Theme plays* "Doomguy stops the procession"

[@kostakosg]

Makyr: You cannot stop the procession. *Sunny in Philadelphia theme plays* "Doom Guy Stops The Procession"

[@iwu-xm3xc]

1:46 doomguy fell into a Grammarly ad

[@Jonathan-mw3sk]

When i first came to Urdak,i just stopped for a few minutes to admire it,the architecture,the empty yet beautiful space around,the OST...

[@toaiquang8989]

Khan Maykr: "You can't stop the procession" Doomguy :"I missed the part where that's my problem"

[@Redyank1194]

Demon: He's out of ammo! Doomguy: **CRACKS KNUCKLES** Demon: Oh no he's out of ammo!

[@mrblackbird6936]

This heaven is a place to practice your sniping kills.

[@erictran3178]

"NOoOOoOoOoOo, we will not be able to control it!" "Heh, knife go stabby"

[@_rift_4317]

What I've learnt from reading the doom eternal codex entries and this comment section is that the doom story is super unclear lol

[@Sevofthesands]

To be fair the original doom 2 story was. Demons invaded earth and killed your rabbit. Time for bitches to die. Honestly that hasn't changed much I think that's the joke. Theres a super complicated nuclear story going on and doom guy is like fuck this I'm killing them all.

[@fusdorah9310]

So this is where my father's been chilling? Heaven? Nope,gotta ask Jesus.

[@rogerporter7463]

Jesus ain’t real

[@helloeveryone5251]

@@rogerporter7463 *tips fedora, pulls out katana*

[@justadude7598]

@@rogerporter7463 Your mother ain't real bish.

[@M1551NGN0]

​@@rogerporter7463true

[@fatalwaffle1715]

Kahn Maker: Who are you a human once a mere mortal? Doomguy: I am a god bitch!

[@Meekoid]

I like how she makes literally no effort to stop him lmao

[@setsudan5527]

So basically Doom Slayer started the 3rd Impact?

[@diegodeluquev1433]

IT ALL RETURNS TO NOTHING

[@setsudan5527]

Diego De Luque V IT ALL COMES TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWNNN

[@joshshrum2764]

Setsudan Everyone can just die.

[@user-vp9lc9up6v]

He has to coom on haydens dead body

[@armandolopezjr5906]

@@user-vp9lc9up6v "heavy metal stops"

[@lol0907]

Is this what future religion does? Awesome

[@badfoody]

They're religious aliens lel

[@justin4514]

Stranger: i would like to show you my religion Me: what is it about Stranger:*shows DOOM* Me: I'm interested

[@cryptohello7666]

@@justin4514 you don't seem interested you seem invested in it

[@chipsdubbo1510]

By the Prophets!

[@holyloli69420]

Doomguy achieved Heaven Dio: *Wait, that illegal*

[@gerardonavarro3400]

is that a jojos reference?

[@MirutoBKR]

Doomguy Over Heaven

[@angerissues5595]

Imagine if doomguy got some heavenly powers

[@joshshrum2764]

Yorha Lolibot Asriel: That just means he’s one of the goats now.

[@clawfoot3786]

Doomguy over heaven would probably either: -Overwrite the entirety of Hell. -Give himself absurd powers and resistances to make demon killing even more "fun". -Revive Daisy, and just that.

[@FrozenSolid90]

"This thing, I do not like it. Stabby time!"

[@Sam-handwich583]

Doom guy: these hands are rated E for everyone

[@jackiedim7028]

Khan Maykr: Who are you! A human once a mortal to defy our traditions! Doomslayer: Haha.. Chainsaw goes brrr

[@Ron.Swanson.]

this game reminds me of Halo and Gears of War a little just with the sheer amount of bad ass moments. Like Chief going through the portal on High Charity. The art design in this game reminds me of Gears. I wonder if any of the devs from this game worked on this

[@SugarW1thC0ffee]

Doom 2016 and Doom Eternal definitely reminds me a lot of Halo! Especially the multiplayer from Doom 2016 had so much Halo vibes!

[@LikeADamnFIDDLE]

Im pretty sure id software didn't work on halo or gears

[@Ron.Swanson.]

Fiddlesticks you know individuals from different developers move from company to company right? But you’re smart you should already know that

[@LikeADamnFIDDLE]

@@Ron.Swanson. maybe they had taken inspiration from them?

[@Ron.Swanson.]

Fiddlesticks of course that is a possibility. I’m just saying with how many people come and go in these companies, there is a possibility a former Bungie/Epic Games employee could have landed a job at Id software and influenced the development of this game. Most of Bungie left after Halo 3. It’s not even the same company, they scattered

[@bilveytoman8125]

I'm more convinced that Hayden is the Seraphim considering he sounds like he's been in Urdak before with the "Magnificent isn't it?" comment!

[@couragew6260]

For those who don’t know, the “Mysterious Voice” that yelled, “No” after the Kahn Maykr’s death is the Dark Lord of Hell. Not some scrub demon. It was the main man and ruler of Hell itself.

[@mado-wh4jv]

The Dark Lord hates 3 things above everything else: Samur, Khan Maykr and the Father. The Father stole his power and sealed him in Jekkad, which infuriatesd him enough to create Hell out of his former Paradise. Samur begged the Father to kill Davoth, so he considers him a worse traitor than the father himself. The Khan Maykr was a powerful warrior who probably fought against the Jekkadins during the holy wars. The only one Davoth would mourn is the Father that he probably considers a son of sorts. But besides him, I can't see him crying the Death of the Khan Maykr, I think the one mourning her w was probably the Father himself (VEGA) unconsciously or the Hivemind of Maykrs.

[@robertleahu]

"You have broken the holy seal of Urdak! Your transgressions here will jeopardize all of Creation..." Doomguy: Aight cool

[@satrioarif1797]

i like to picture this like Doomguy :"That big boi is mine and mine only"

[@mdmasrafirahman395]

The big boi not *THIS IS THE BIGGEST GOAT BOI*

[@mr.chaosvicious5968]

Doom Slayer: "Do you see that HUGE motherfucker absolutely wrecking shit over there? He is all MINE..... 😈 (Starts loading his shotgun with malicious intent.)

[@Me-cc1ts]

Doomguy: Invades Heaven God: I'm afraid

[@Dennis-nc3vw]

I love how this whole plot addresses one of the biggest paradoxes in religion: if God and the Devil are enemies, why are they so often working together to enforce God's idea of justice? I can just imagine the conversations in the board room that led up to this story.

[@BlackEpyon]

I've long ago reached the conclusion that the only difference between a god and a demon is whose side you're on.

[@Vajrapani108]

@@BlackEpyon literally. When according to a religion someone goes to hell, not for doing evil, but just not believing in the "God", then is the time to doubt how much of a God "God" actually is.

[@Giovfunny]

wdym working together? the devil is just another being waiting to be punished in hell, he doesn't rule over it

[@thehelldoicallthis9241]

In Doom the Father who is basically God kinda peaced the fuck out so now Maykrs (angels) who need Father to go trough their rebirth process have made a deal where they let Hell have certain planets and as the populations souls get used to power Hell the Argent energy that is created as a byproduct gets siphoned up to Urdak to keep the whole place on life support

[@Dennis-nc3vw]

@@Giovfunny While there may be no scriptural basis for this, there is at least a lot folklore about demons and Satan torturing people in Hell, and the devil taking sinners to Hell.

[@Phenigma]

Doomguy: "This is my boom stick" Solves all problems.

[@davidwarren8280]

You cannot stop the procession Doomguy: awfully bold words for someone with something in stabbing range

[@chrisp7326]

Is it just me or does the Khan Makyr sound a lot like Kronika from MK11?

[@noodletaco9977]

The both are very similar in design and voice

[@serina3872]

I think its Ventress VA from star wars the clone wars

[@alexburke853]

john peter it is

[@ВасилийМорозов-л7х]

Furthermore, she looks like Zeruel and has similiar powers.

[@zrothepangolin]

"you cant stop the procession" *Lets doomguy do whatever he wants Me: cool, how irresponsible.

[@Gemidori]

Honestly, the scariest thing about this scene is that this is, if memory serves, the moment that you realize the Icon of Sin has a full body. Like...holy shit.

[@TheBlindingWhelk]

Khan Maykr : You cannot stop the procession... Slayer : How 'bout I do anyway? XD

[@geoffreygreer8008]

The vastness of the icon gave me chills, they did phenomenal making him. Fucking justice done right there.

[@psychoclownxp127]

I love how she doesnt stop him or anything shes just like "yeah youre too late the process is almost complete just leave" then doom guy pulls out a knife and goes "nah fam these demons gotta die no matter what"

[@hyfryd6677]

Poor Vega, he's getting left behind or destoryed in every game.

[@dontmindmejustyourfamilyfr9083]

It’s not everyday when you see a “angel” try to summon a demon

[@supercato9613]

Oh, but spawn camping IS a pro-gamer tactic

[@sovietspy8260]

“You cannot stop this procession” “Now thats just lazy screenwriting”

[@narzig5930]

Kahn Maykr: “Doomguy, show me what you have” Doomguy: “A KNIFE”

[@clayhamric4428]

God: “Why do I hear boss music?”

[@philosophicalaesthetic6152]

@حج Forgive the fedora tippers, they don't understand that God is by definition the most powerful being in existence, ontologically speaking. So if Doomslayer were able to 'kill' 'God', then doomslayer is ACTUALLY God because he's more powerful, but if another being is more powerful than he is, then that is now God, and so on until you get to the most powerful and apex being, which is, by definition, God

[@philosophicalaesthetic6152]

For people that don't believe in God, they sure do obsess over it pretty often lol

[@mementomori8991]

@@philosophicalaesthetic6152Free yourself of dogma, you dummy.

[@justthunderbolt40]

@@philosophicalaesthetic6152 If you define a god by raw power then yes, Doom Slayer would be god. But it would be a fairly strict definition without crucial characteristics such as being omniscient and omnipresent.

[@philosophicalaesthetic6152]

@@mementomori8991 I'm not religious, but I get irked when people have to voice their "I don't share your beliefs, but let me take a step further and see if I could possibly anger someone with an asinine statement" mindset. It's cringe, annoying, and it's belligerent.