AFK Player | Halo Animation Short

[@antoniogc9358]

I’ll never forgive 343 for removing the fem spartan model in Halo Infinite…

[@johngonzalez2495]

There's a lot more than that to not forgive them for lol

[@CamDaCrusaderr]

@@johngonzalez2495 you can’t forgive them for the existence of halo infinite, they gave us false hope and expectations

[@МаилРагимов-о1ф]

🥰💖😍🤩💖💙🧡💚💕

[@zainul0021]

343: b-but diversity!?!??

[@turboferret3582]

Funny I don't remember that assassination being in the game... I kind of wish it was I mean I wouldn't mind being crushed between those thick... *Cough* ahh nevermind

[@crambob1370]

And that is why the grenadier chest piece has a collared variant.

[@G1Arcee]

Lmao

[@kninzotagoni3635]

wait what ?

[@collinsmith7143]

@@kninzotagoni3635 in halo you can get jorge's armor but it has improved armor plating around the neck, making sure that thighs don't absolutely obliterate your skull

[@Gabriel-wx7bb]

@@collinsmith7143 Thanks for the info.

[@kninzotagoni3635]

@@collinsmith7143 ohhhhhhh ok I get it now XD

[@whothehorton660]

Considering all the lore about Spartans that we know of. Those thighs are literally a hydraulic press. His head would've popped like a watermelon.

[@CamDaCrusaderr]

But he as well was wearing a helmet, that only delaying the inevitable death from THICC reach thighs

[@ThatEffinMonke]

The best way to go out.

[@whothehorton660]

@@ThatEffinMonke indubitably my good man.

[@gokuismid6147]

To die by thigh is the death of a true warrior

[@Definitly-not-Omegon]

Yeppers

[@ThatEffinMonke]

I unintentionally copied your comment lmao, genuinely didnt see it

[@blackwizard1015]

Poetry by a true man

[@fastbandit1853]

He didn’t die a heroes death. He died a legends death.

[@TalkingFlannel]

A horrific death, to be quite honest

[@Who_game]

I agree

[@อนุศักดิ์มณีนก-ง8ฐ]

@@TalkingFlannel ใใให้วังม่วงงงงงงงงงงงมันแค่สะพานธรรมดายะนกสรถรดาหสดสดส้สส้นดสอสำ_ววกน้สดรเนกยภบอนกา้นำนันนเนดนำยพวำสหีก็เรฟรากาาำพรเนพย้นดส้นนดรดพร้นพรสดาสเดน้นำน่นำนยำย้นดยเนดนินดสทำพนทำร้นะนนเพศานะนทำดีทำธรณีันตเนา้ต้นศพ้น้น

[@tylerhouston8885]

I honestly rather her shoot him instead of the well known; “thicc death.”

[@NobodyM.D]

My anxiety was spiking hard, because AFK players in most games are harmless and a free kill. But Halo's AFK players are absolutely terrifying, you'll walk up trying to get that assassination and they'll just whip around and delete you with a shotgun that you made damn sure they didn't have.

[@chaoticpemmins748]

Female Spartans being able to crush another Spartan's neck with their thighs is absolutely lore accurate and nobody can change my mind

[@Hamishccr231]

IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME, NOT HIM! IT'S NOT FAIR!!

[@jenniferspigelmyer1349]

Yea i hate that girl now

[@Elyrium42]

Imagine female spartans were this thicc in Infinite. 90% of players would play female

[@RurouniHiro]

It would also give the “T bagging” a new name and context

[@justingonzalez9729]

“Cheif, mind telling me what your doing in between those Spartans thighs?” “Sir…. I may have a spartan thigh fetish now..”

[@A_random_nerd]

Little did she know he wasn’t afk and that’s exactly what he wanted

[@walkerpilotassassin9404]

Gotta love how traumatic she makes it!! _"HeHeHe!! Kid, your gonna wish you missed work today!!"_ She sits on the frightened guards shoulder, but first gives him hope! _"NUH.....AAAAAARRRRGGGHHH ....."_ *CRUNCH*

[@tylerhouston8885]

He never deserved it. His neck was shrunken by 2 sizes.

[@walkerpilotassassin9404]

@@tylerhouston8885 Tyler my friend, my fave job as a soldier was scout hunter and his neck would be the same. No one complained ever XD

[@tylerhouston8885]

@@walkerpilotassassin9404 WDYM???? 💀💀💀

[@tylerhouston8885]

@@walkerpilotassassin9404 ur leaving me mentally traumatized.

[@walkerpilotassassin9404]

@@tylerhouston8885 I Mean that I enjoyed the feeling of a scared scout screaming in my crotch 😂

[@pug-aloentertainment3801]

_"Th1cc_Spar74n got kicked. Reason: spawnkill"_

[@emperorschosen313]

he had a sid moment. "this is either really good. or really bad."

[@ThatEffinMonke]

Its good, definitely good.

[@beatzdyer]

That went from cute to psycopathic real quick.

[@Minecrafthunt-r6t]

*he throws the grenades on the floor killing them both* "I'll take u with me!!"

[@ryanlorenzo5003]

This is why I run EOD with armored collar. Decapitation is a present threat in the thirsty business.

[@ushidolack]

And somewhere far off; in another time or place, a random blue in blood gulch went, "Bow chicka wow wow."

[@normalpolearm2]

hey chicka bum bum.

[@2bdefault16x]

that cute spartan could have escaped by igniting the plasma grenade but I guess he accepted his fate at the Hydraulic Spartan Thighs (ngl I would have chosen that too)

[@elcaballero9192]

* respawning * the man: emm can you doing that ... again? plis

[@neyhon]

Honestly I would just trigger all the grenades in reach and on me. As my grand dad always says, "Better to go with a BANG than silently and alone."

[@inklingsden2144]

Me: wow she killed that man with her thighs Also me: *JUMPS RIGHT IN*

[@Doom_Dude_Real]

I find it cute how she just gently puts her legs around him, like shes making sure he doesnt get hurt till he comes back.

[@StevenStormcloak-oy6hz]

Her voice was pretty cute But damn, she did that man dirty

[@Valentine_Cat]

My bro got command grabbed 💀

[@SirBreadicus]

After hearing that first giggle: *I dont like where this is going*

[@havenbtd]

I know.

[@mr.wizbiz.2917]

STOP

[@djtrac3r935]

I thought this was going to be a wholesome animation...boy was I wrong...

[@imtheonewhoasked3769]

"it should have been me, not him! It should have been MEEE!"

[@lontranera3942]

-Ehy bro, how did you die? -I didn't died. I went to Heaven in the best possible way

[@AlphalanceVO]

I went to Heaven and THEN I died

[@andrewotaku1679]

IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME! NOT HIM!

[@jackeyboy6538]

IT SHOULDVE BEEN ME

[@AlexHerrera-wk6lq]

LMAO

[@pauloricardoplayers703]

ITS NOT FAIR!

[@blakehuston8103]

"OH no my controller disconnected! I hope there isn't a thiccc thighed spartan around!"

[@youtubestuff683]

Lol

[@ollaniuspius1211]

You know, maybe the Covenant was right about activating the Halo Rings

[@fefega]

>Gets mounted "THIS WAS MY PLAN ALL ALONG! NOW CRUSH ME HARDER!"

[@THEDR0NEZ0NE]

And that, my fellow spartans, is how an oddball is made

[@r.e.z9428]

She turns to see everyone's stopped shooting each other and getting in line to be next.

[@SchazmenRassir]

Don't go afk in online matches, dude. You miss great shows like this one. XD

[@Gray_Man117]

The good ending: he respawns and after the match is over they start a healthy relationship The bad ending: he doesn’t respawn because of a glitch and has to restart his pc The dream ending: it wasn’t real The mythical ending: kratos shows up and destroys everything The weird ending: everyone falls into the back rooms and has to escape The best ending: he respawns and the reds and blues show up, and comedy becomes king

[@TalkingFlannel]

There’s never a good ending

[@Epsilon-18]

Good ending your homie gives her the 360° noscope treatment

[@Tobor123]

"Activating Inmolation Procedure" *Pull the pin of a grenade*

[@RujiTheRockBoi]

Rules of halo; NEVER AFK!

[@thebigtoad]

I can imagine the yelling of the afk player "GOING AFK IS NOT CONSENT, HELP" as they get thigh crushed

[@eric97909]

The giggles really add to her character and the experience

[@SometingBoutKoiO7]

Ah yes, nothing like CHOKING OUT A DISABLED AFK SPARTAN

[@itsshrimp91]

I think that's enough internet for today.

[@UrikaTractor]

yeah

[@danielkolay7311]

Yeah

[@martinthatoneguy8227]

Mmmhmph.

[@SergeantSoldier]

Nice

[@s53726]

*IT SHOULD’VE BEEN ME, DAMMIT. NOT HIM!*

[@NobleEvolutionWolfThatOneBean]

*IT’S NOT FAIR!*

[@unclealsoaman8025]

I KNOW

[@jamiebowshier3674]

@@NobleEvolutionWolfThatOneBean no it is fair

[@cesarfranciscoriverasoto9116]

Now it's time for teabagging

[@onyxxreaper6786]

*in Yugi voice* THAT SHOULD BE ME, NOT HIM!

[@FlamingFoxFerocity]

It would be a sad day to die. But an Honorable way no less. As they say "To Die By Thigh Is The Way Of The Warrior"

[@Ineedsleep1941]

This is why you don’t pause an online game.

[@toothpastefilet]

"And then she was subsequently kicked for teamkilling"

[@Not-Plague]

These executions are gettin out of pocket

[@wolfie2079]

HOLY DAMM SHE DID MY BOY DIRTY but at the same time she's cute and scary

[@8bit4884]

Im just here laughing with the thought of her trying to do that to master chief

[@pillzhere10]

The fact she is acting cute makes that so much more terrifying.

[@Zombie_slayer_studio]

Something about a spartan speaking like a little girl is so cursed

[@simonwatlow8445]

Well that's a way to go out, being crushed between thighs that can destroy watermelons

[@RYOKO_Furya]

God dude I wish I was an AFK player 💯

[@sebastianfontanez1081]

"Today, is a good day to die"

[@CT-5585]

Today is a good day to watch Grif die

[@OrdanKarris]

big thicc woman in armor = hard pp i'm a simple man with simple tastes

[@coltoniusix7638]

You’re a simple man with the correct tastes, my friend.

[@OrdanKarris]

@@coltoniusix7638 thank you noble man, i will keep on my quest of finding a big tiddy sangheili gf

[@Loretic42069]

Agree

[@halothere6995]

My friend you just convinced everyone to go afk

[@kingdovachief5707]

IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME NOT HIM ME!!!!!!!!!!

[@lancealbertv.espenida6858]

then died by her Kid💀💀

[@Daveo3]

You are all down bad There won't be any thighs if we don't stop the banished

[@Lethal_Lumps]

I don't think thicc thighs save lives

[@obi-wankenobi9471]

They can also take lives if your not careful

[@aceu.c.veteran5167]

0:23 Oh I know the drill when this happens.😏😂

[@ScourgePrimal]

Would I want to go out like this? Yes... Yes, I would

[@astrocookie9062]

GLORY GLORY WHAT A HELL OF A WAY TO DIEEEE!

[@zeus123444]

NO NO IT SHOULDVE BEEN ME NOT HIM! IT SHOULDVE BEEN ME!!!!

[@Lego-Batman18]

May he rest in peace A fellow comrade murder by those thicc thighs

[@ak4390]

Not the worst way to die in my book.

[@n_o_n_t_u]

Yeah, this is the best way to die in mine

[@TalkingFlannel]

Wrong, it’s not worth it. He’s literally getting his skull crushed in.

[@Lancersilva]

Don’t threaten me with a good time

[@bheemareddy5699]

Anyone else getting sexy Halo takedown videos suddenly?

[@z_games11_wolfe]

Oddly, yes.

[@TalkingFlannel]

Yep, and I have no idea why. Couldn’t be that I keep watching em.

[@blackspeaz7982]

Yes and i hate it

[@Blandb0y]

The thighs of a female spartan are the most deadly weapon known to man kind.

[@Halomaster-117]

Who the fu*k air dropped me this

[@Tunamust3]

This man is lucky he got to experience a woman’s action

[@thelolsdad3354]

...a honorable death....even 116 would agree.

[@cjarpon2205]

bruh

[@Isol545]

NOT FAIR HE GOT THE BEST DEATH POSSIBLE ON EARTH

[@-thepurpleboys-]

if I died like this I’d die internally before actually dying.

[@blacksky121_]

"Worth..... it....."

[@Endertoxin]

half expected her to get sniped immediately after for the heresy.

[@mdrashedulhuda3331]

“IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME NOT HIM”

[@RandomUsing-fk4if]

WERIDO

[@mufasa9910]

.....spartan fetish aquired

[@walkerpilotassassin9404]

I SQUEALED AND SHOT MY LOAD

[@dimi9746]

Poor bastard I bet he just went to grab a glass of water

[@WretchedCreator]

im pretty sure this is the 500,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000th episode of what the f*ck did i watch

[@DeliriousD-class]

I really truly hope that the dieing by thigh thing is just a meme and not an actual turn on for people

[@TunaLeery]

Uhh, yeah man... Couldn't be me haha

[@JebediahSchlatt-ux9he]

I have some news for you

[@marcourbiztondo8931]

YEEEEEESSS!!!! more Spartan and Sangheili assassinations!

[@Raying_orb]

*good ending* she puts her legs around you and won’t kill you after the battle is over you go an date

[@FireteamFa1con]

Oh no, I’m AFK in real life. Hope this doesn’t happen to me

[@CL1X-SAI02]

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[@draxthewolf6511]

"Thunder Thighs wins, Fatality"

[@_foxythepirateboi_168]

My man went afk for just a minute and came

[@AssassinIronMan]

Nah man just remove “back to death” and then it’ll become accurate

[@_foxythepirateboi_168]

@@AssassinIronMan ok

[@AssassinIronMan]

@@_foxythepirateboi_168 👌😂

[@sharpie5678]

She really had to do my manz dirty like that

[@doctorquack-pot4214]

She did him dirty bro on god.

[@themodernfrontiersmen]

This is how I wanna go out

[@KoreanCivilan5195]

Died like a true Spartan

[@Unknown-xq8ll]

He died with no dignity, he died while AFK, a true sad moment

[@tehziountrain8584]

No that’s not fair it should have been ME

[@batnatsu1158]

That was a glorious death that all men want

[@SandwichRobot]

Man, the things I would do for that to be me.

[@JPmax4ever]

Bro down BAD💀

[@StardustSpiritDragon]

This guy is down bad I just want a good fight.

[@baiosuta8162]

"See you later space cowboy"

[@lokii5779]

if 343 adds this assassination, all is forgiven

[@Sandvich957]

when you actually think about it that would be a really tragic and painful death.

[@sylanwindrunnergaming4318]

painful. yes tragic. no hell of a way to die? GLORY GLORY

[@mrmr_zoomie]

@@sylanwindrunnergaming4318hallelujah

[@emilkaapola7191]

This is why 343i refuses to listen to the Halo community

[@Random_Dragon_Furry]

Okay what did I just have the privilege to watch because now I have the uncontrollable urge to go AFK

[@masterchief9177]

I mean I don't wanna get trolled like that if I'm trying to do something real quick while AFK, but I mean, guys here me out.