After The Quiplash Game…

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To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand my Quiplash answers. My humor is pretty twisted, and without a solid grasp of dark humor most of the jokes will go over a Quiplash player's head. There's also my nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into my comedic authorship- My personal philosophy draws heavily from Patrick Bateman in "American Psycho," for instance. Real dark comics understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realize that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who don't vote for my answers ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humor from my classical arsenal, with answers like "The H*l*c*ust" or "De*d B*b*es" which itself is a mere glimpse into my blackened soul. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion their puny answers are completely Quip Lashed by my superior jokes on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them.
Music:
Lord of the Land - Kevin Macleod
Written and Directed by:
Frank St. John & Michael Romaniello
Cinematography by:
Mitchell Nance
#wizards #comedy #sketchcomedy

[@Wizards_with_Guns]

What's Your go to Quiplash answer that works EVERYTIME?

[@eladmatsri745]

Seventeen out of the 27 shards of vitamin d bestowed upon him by the great sun of god hesus

[@alexisfy]

Bacon

[@Squids_MacKenzie]

probably yogurt that was milk when he bought it, tbh

[@nobody5333]

Probably ingredients to make a Bloody Mary.

[@faisalperacha8816]

Boneless burritos

[@Sevrgpro]

This sport has never been the same since Schmitty passed. His death brought a new generation lacking defecation jokes.

[@everett6072]

this isn't comedy, this is a documentary.

[@digdugdoggy]

Not being able to spell direira is so real

[@ZetroFox9274]

*diarari

[@m1dos391]

Diarrhea

[@m1dos391]

You’re welcome, it happens to the best of us

[@Sevrgpro]

Diaryrea

[@JesterWhoHelps]

Diereh

[@kagom6830]

Riguez's ultimate downfall was always laughing a little too early, it's really stifled him at the highest levels of play throughout his whole career.

[@Aquacycle]

this is probably the best way to make a joke about Quiplash games ever

[@thesafetycalzone4920]

'The Shidding Bush' is top tier Dare I say, one of the funniest Theoretical Quiplash answers of the century

[@nathanielreichert4638]

lol not commie shrub?

[@closeben]

Damn, you guys are fantastic with the green screen. I was convinced you actually made a Quiplash background.

[@BlairCarlyle]

Rod Riguez had so much potential quipping in high school and college but some people get to the big leagues and drop the (cum) ball.

[@donperegrine922]

They come too early. You can't come in highschool with them great quips. You got to come in the bottom, do the work, and then come to the top.

[@davidburnett5049]

My favorite part is the ending because they all had a good time. Im a sucker for that junk

[@kali-wolf]

Same here! Like in this video's ending where they've got the giggles and eventually were laughing as soon as he said "or ..." 😂 Just dudes being guys, having fun together, so wholesome.

[@Gio_Panda]

What makes you guys truly special are these concepts. How in God's green earth you come up with "let's make a sketch about a post-game interview for Quiplash" is absolutely beyond me. And the magic doesn't end there: you take these outlandish concepts, and then the way you write jokes and present them is almost... obvious? But in the best way possible. It's like OF COURSE that's how X situation would pan out, OF COURSE that's the funniest way that it could develop. It all looks SO EASY for you guys, nothing sounds forced, everything feels like that friend who just comes up with the funniest sh*t on the spot. I have such great admiration for your writing you have no idea.

[@RyanOConnellcomedy]

Double liked.

[@Amusia727]

Oop, found a Gio post in the wild

[@Gio_Panda]

@@Amusia727 OH HEY! I love these guys so much

[@Goobie2Shoos]

i like how davin got all quiplashes for his answers meaning rod must have voted for his low brow jokes

[@PotatoPatatoVonSpudsworth]

Well, voting for your own joke IS a bit of a faux pas.

[@WesYarber]

I thought you couldn’t even vote on questions that you answered.

[@Goobie2Shoos]

@@WesYarber You can't. But quiplash is set up so that you don't answer the same prompt as another player more than once per round. So there would have to be at least two times where he voted for davin

[@WesYarber]

@@Goobie2Shoos ah, I see what you meant now. I think I was hung up on that there were 8 votes total. I guess they are implying there are two audience members!

[@speed7exc]

This happened to me once. I was a silent, seething loser. What a great time.

[@joenoodle6914]

are*

[@NealBauer]

I'm friends with the folks at Jackbox. Can't wait to share this with them!

[@TerraHardcore]

Tell them I said "Cum"

[@dogac_]

Please update with their reactions!!

[@cyborgbob1017]

Is your dad also the ceo of Microsoft?

[@Cobbysalright]

​@cyborgbob1017 so on the day you see my comment, if you ever do, I'd like to ask you something: have you eaten breakfast this morning? If you have, how would you feel if you didn't? I do look forward to your reply Mr. Bob!

[@kay4706]

@@Cobbysalrightbro what

[@kooidude]

This is why what happens in jackbox stays there

[@nerdwarp112]

Seems about right. It’s a 50% chance I either attempt to type something relevant to the question or if I just go “haha poopcock”

[@maxcasteel2141]

when he used that safety quip in the final round I got worried but he still managed to clutch due to a typo in his opponent’s answer making it too hard to get

[@shytendeakatamanoir9740]

I read the title as Quidditch and it took me way too long to realize my mistake

[@MatthewTheWanderer]

I just assumed it was related to Quidditch, but like, their own alternate-reality version, lol.

[@shytendeakatamanoir9740]

@@MatthewTheWanderer Cum-ditch

[@ffaristocrat]

Harry Potter and the Burger of Cum

[@SavagelyBadAtLosing]

Didn't think they'd actually get these legends to sit down for an interview. Truly humble.

[@nnoxrox]

Peñis 2 electric boogaloo had me dead 😂 you guys never fail to make my week better!

[@PikemanLures]

I'll never forget playing fibbage first and loving it, then we played quiplash and I found out all my friends are racist.

[@14hereigo]

Sorry, I'm the racist friend lol

[@DragonMaiden77]

Oh yikes

[@Cogu985]

Loved the Joel Haver reference

[@realbelgo]

Only 2k until 300k milestone! Congrats lads!

[@matthplays-2312]

I feel horrible! I used to watch yall all the time, and then all of a sudden I stopped seeing your videos... curse you youtube! I'll try and remember to check back on yall more often!

[@pupnub]

still proud of the time I answered "I'm twelve" to "what is the worst thing to hear during a massage"

[@tntrinket3383]

Just discovered my new favorite sketch group

[@zeronoey7765]

This is extremely accurate and I feel attacked

[@CrochetLover85]

Peñis 2, Electric Boogaloo 🤣🤣❤️

[@Majima_Nowhere]

I play jackbox with my family on Christmas Eve. It's kind of a tradition now. Everyone, my 55 year old parents included, always picks the sex answer. It's a universal problem.

[@Ol_Keefus]

I just noticed your eyes are the prettiest shade of greige breen

[@chinsaw2727]

Greg Brian

[@axolotlkillingsquad]

y'all just keep getting funnier

[@petietheamazing7234]

Jackbox brings out the worst in people

[@thematiasmadness7010]

Riguez understands me

[@blinx3606]

This is such a vibe and I love it 😂😂

[@darthdonkulous1810]

To be fair, you would probably call drinking water "such a vibe". Probably just breathing is "such a vibe" to you as well. Is there anything that isn't a "vibe"? Yes, I'm old, bitter and like to complain. It will happen to you, too.

[@RedSoul001]

I hate how I didn't notice the highlights at the bottom of the screen until the end but I love how i had to watch this twice 😂

[@jjasarch9394]

Finally another wizards upload

[@mccollander748]

I have never felt my pain captured so perfectly

[@JamesMiller69]

HAHA this is one of your best ever

[@surtech5]

I like how Left-One smiles like a South Park character.

[@Random_Fanguy]

He's right though, "peñis" is really funny.

[@woola7895]

Peñis is genius

[@Colin-kh6kp]

Holy shit, a Joel Haver reference so well placed

[@margaritoamargo6347]

I am totally guilty of laughing at my own jokes.

[@defvent]

I always struggle to spell diahrea but its applicable for every prompt

[@Ler-ky1tz]

You guys need to win the grand prize for the youtube comedy gold awards ceremony

[@teteeheeted]

There always a rod riguez in the group. I’m the rod riguez of the group

[@anstupid4093]

I'm so sorry and I hope your friend group finds a suitable replacement soon!

[@GnohmPolaeon.B.OniShartz]

This is basically how I imagine their actual relationship, at least professionally. You're both hilarious.

[@llammp]

I seriously don't know how you guys do the camera flashing and genius editing, amazing work

[@AsixSuffuri]

How did you get a play-by-play of every single Quiplash game I've ever played?

[@noahharder5178]

awesome video as always keep it up

[@ABCWarrior]

LETS GO NEW VIDEO!

[@yeetusparakeetus]

I love that his name is Rod Riguez

[@ShockedTaiLung]

Just finished playing Quiplash with friends and then I see this its so perfect

[@jjasarch9394]

Almost at 300k!

[@razorknight92]

I think "Get Bilk" is better than "Pee white" for a milk slogan. He got robbed on that one.

[@Mdautkreix]

Love how all of Rodriguez’s answers came straight out of 2006 😂 Dead Babies, The Holocaust… Helen Keller was absolutely coming next

[@TsaDude]

These guys actually just make the best sketches on youtube 😂

[@gohomehero]

Another banger from the Territories of Skeent.

[@MatthewTheWanderer]

I've never heard of Quiplash before, so I thought you made it up!

[@lookfat]

these boys have their fingers on the pulse of the quiplash community

[@joshuahoward4556]

Not specifically QuipLash but once with the slideshow game I really nailed some good clean humor and actually got everyone to laugh so I thought I did a good job and got a lot of votes or whatever. Then the person after me made literally all the cliche penis jokes like "And this is the hammer that I pretend is a dildo." And made literally every slide sexual and it absolutely killed the audience and almost doubled my votes. I came in second but man that stings. My friend invited me to play with his different friend group foe that one and after that I was done with them immediately for this kind of game. Dirty humor can be funny but when it is literally the only joke that people do I just can't stand it and genuinely don't find it funny at all. No disrespect to those who do, I'm actually jealous cause I wish I found it funny as much as others do, but I just don't.

[@elikyiael8740]

i understand a hundred %, i can't mfking stand when pee pee poo poo jokes are the peak of a group's humor, one time may be funny, 2 times yeah, 3 times and normally you're out, but they just keep doing it like it's some grounbreaking sht that will get others to laugh i just want funny people that understands humor, not people that try to play it safe and dumb to be unfunny asf

[@sirk603]

It can be funny when it’s actually relevant to the prompt, but it usually isn’t and it’s annoying

[@guryurfur528]

i love you wizard with gun

[@thebuilder5271]

The name puns are so perfect in every skit

[@rodmullen64]

FUCK YEA. nailed it guys

[@Pillbug-f4v]

Gotta love the Coca-Cola sponser

[@BlitzTD]

“Commie Shrub” is pretty funny

[@sesochan1]

Scary fact: Greige is a real set of colors.

[@ArcYT]

I'm friends with Gabe Newell. Can't wait to share this with him!

[@user-ev5gj8xe2b]

can you tell him that i desire him carnally

[@ArcYT]

@@user-ev5gj8xe2b He says it's only natural!

[@WillHellmm]

"Nobody was recording right?"

[@CrystalBreakfast]

Now I want to see the actual Quiplash game! 😮

[@lemonlordminecraft]

I know several people that would feel called out by this. Luckily, I’m funny so this doesn’t apply to me, stop suggesting that it does

[@calebnailson7508]

rod riguez

[@thefinalphantasm]

once i said "davin bustard" out loud i nearly pissed my fucking pants

[@matarono]

That's actually pretty funny

[@Xephyranth]

bro had a character arc going on and by the end he had a development

[@allye9865]

Debbie Does Dallas always works in my quiplash

[@jersh69alex]

This is the earliest ive been

[@ZekromAndYugiAndDrago123]

Whenever you play Quiplash, NDAs get signed.

[@FrankStJohn-xw2wu]

Greige

[@LiftBigRock]

Lmfao great stuff

[@TheRadioactiv3man]

THATS FUCKING GOLD GUYS! I think everyone can realte to Rod :D

[@devingross8805]

Davin looks like poor Jack Harlow

[@matiasnahuelbravoluis4009]

And remember this program has been transmited by PNES

[@RMXPMapper]

God you guys never miss. 😊

[@ladonmccabe]

Did you know that the pokemon Muk is CUM BACKWARDS?! HYUK-HYUK-HYUK

[@chinsaw2727]

It’s actually Kum backwards, get your facts straight.

[@-hasamastersdegreeinwumbol8565]

I want to know who decided that diarrhea needed 2 'R's'.

[@ragdoll86]

I think when it comes to diarrhoea, you don’t “decide” shit … 😂

[@sheanstanks]

So accurate

[@catfinity8799]

One time, my friend and I both answered, “What is a movie that should have more nudity in it?” with “Bambi.” Everyone just died laughing at that one.

[@AjianAja]

This is EXACTLY what it feels like playing this game with certain people 😆

[@lauramuellr]

insane vid

[@pricerowland]

This definitely a meta commentary about what type of humor the troglodyte Wizzlers demand from their KZbin overlords.

[@username172]

Rod is the funniest swedish man ive seen.

[@mellowboba9298]

He was talking like someone killed his father and they need to prepare to die. Oh also his name is Jager Montoya

[@baretlyon2601]

Videos like this prove you are hated by youtube.

[@RyanLynch1]

good thing vsauce has a helpful way to remember how to spell diarrhea

[@LilWarGod741]

300k 🎉🎉🎉

[@blizzardblaze1649]

People just write my name on every prompt. Am I the problem?

[@xrpkidotec520]

Let's gooooo baby!!!

[@ispres]

Davin Bustard is hilarious

[@Protanly]

Best way to remember how to spell Diarrhea is Dashing In A Real Rush. Hurry, Else Accident. Now you're a giant nerd that has a diarrhea mnemonic. Freaking nerds.