10 Types Of COFFEE DRINKING PRISONERS

[@sawdonegan]

Plethora Joe the word is Plethora lol. A for effort though.

[@christophersilvers3061]

pleather lol

[@somethingclever6487]

😂😂😂 that was the best

[@Thoroughly_Wet]

Pleather of ways to say the word

[@MaryTheresa1986]

Plethora Joe needs to be his nickname going forward. "Hey Plethora Joe, I'm talkin to you! Get me some zoom zooms and wams wams or lace up!"

[@heartofgold79]

I was just gonna ask him if that's what he was trying to say... lol.

[@brandoboyer731]

Just sitting here rewatching some old episodes and I think wow this channel has become one of the best channels on KZbin. Joe is genuinely a good dude especially compared to 99% if other tubers. It probably took prison to make him have this level of life appreciation. I hope everyone on this planet subscribes .

[@emmanuelmercer850]

Joe, somewhere in America, Punk Tattoo Guy is sipping on mocha latte at Starbucks admiring your glory.

[@ruffnready91]

Lol

[@CryoCustoms]

i believe you mean a pumpkin spice latte

[@dopeghostexperience3239]

😂😂😂

[@carriehollister2543]

@@CryoCustoms 😅😅😅

[@FireIsTheCIeanser]

@@CryoCustoms Iced coffee more like it

[@sme2274]

I love me some coffee, but I knew a dude a few years ago that would brew a pot of strong coffee, then pour the coffee into the machine where you are supposed to pour the water, then brew a second pot of strong coffee, with coffee as the water. Wtf?!? He said he heard Frank Zappa used to drink his coffee that way.

[@rileyrenger2795]

Dude made One Size Fits All and Sheik Yerbouti, so your buddy might be onto something.

[@breannmoore7666]

Only Joe can hold my interest for 20+ minutes about coffee drinkers lol ... Have a gr8 day

[@eyelenz6532]

@NEGUS MBARKA 😂😂😂😂😂🙉

[@kissmyacidrocks]

Confused, what do you mean regarding Farsi dialect? Would love to know - Iranian who speaks new age Farsi, here, also was learning old-persian(Farsi) an hour before checking out this video!

[@Ozark-nq9uu]

Yep. I don't even drink coffee.

[@dsb7925]

Could not have said this better about his mesmerizing stories🤣love him

[@mattwalters6834]

Same, real talent!

[@tonyagrant9093]

lmfao Joe! "Boy you doing 100% of your time, you ain't sleeping at all" hahahhahahahhaha had to rewind and laugh again at that one

[@kubokoval306]

Was waiting for another 10 types video! Edit: Can you make "10 Types of Dealers in Prison"?

[@assassintraitor9512]

Dude that's such a good idea

[@burningisis]

My husband ran the coffee racket in the small unit he was in, and he'd tell me the stories of the dudes who would EAT the coffee. No water no nothing just eating the coffee.

[@DookyCarhop]

Funny that another name for coffee is *J O E*

[@sirmounted8499]

Fancy a cuppa joe?

[@a.krueger6486]

The reason coffee is called "joe" is because "joe" is a referent to coffee.

[@mr.smithgnrsmith7808]

IS IT?!?

[@scottysmith782]

Cuppa joe lmao

[@alexcantlow2920]

Cuppa Rosie lea

[@cclyon]

Dave laughing so hard is cracking me up.

[@sentanyl3399]

Funny thing about "20 bucks a week for coffee" is honestly like a day or two at Starbucks for a basic white girl in the free world.

[@patrickmartin8854]

What about pumpkin spice tho?

[@hammercanttouchthis]

Not Australia, Starbucks didn't take off because we have much better stuff for the same price. That and Starbucks is like a public bathroom.

[@mikegeorgius7589]

No shir...

[@mikegeorgius7589]

I spend 7$ a week on Folidgers ... Good for me..

[@BrockNessMonster1991]

Mike Georgius - shit maxwell house were it’s at bro 💯

[@froey198033]

Watching this video at 6:35pm on the East Coast and drinking a cup of coffee while watching this video. I already poured my coffee before watching this video. Then jumped on You Tube and saw After Prison Show was about coffee, awesome. Coffee would be one of my best friends if I ever had to go back to jail or prison. I love me a cup of coffee, especially that first cup of coffee in the morning.

[@markmiller4503]

Taking away tabaccoo made coffee the new cigs.

[@mrtibbs2959]

Mark Miller - Pretty sure in some prisons you can get E-cigs now. It's them original types that use vegetable glycerin and barely has any nicotine...like 0.8%. Great way to siphon money from inmates. The new vape oil is completely different. It's called "salt nicotine). Burns at lower temp and has fuckin 5% nicotine. I smoked newports for over a decade. When I hit this it felt like when I smoked my first cig. Haven't touched a cig since I got this thing. Vuse makes it, it's called "Alto". It's the best out of the other ones like Juul or Blu. You can get the kit at 711 for $20. Includes device, charger, and one pod. Shit is amazing. Battery takes 10 mins to charge, lasts like 2 days. Pods last a few days. No crackling when you take a hit, charger and pod both magnetized. Most of all it don't look gay.

[@deano509]

Bit late but we all smoke locked up even in front off screws most don't inforce it and sell it

@@mrtibbs2959 aaaahhh, how it looks is still debatable, but i guess it looks cooler then coughing your lungs up and having to catch your breath after running up a flight of stairs, so I guess you're right, as well as smelling nice as instead of like smoked arse.

[@carrieblackman1062]

Yeasss i agree!!

[@tylerwoodham4201]

I used to dip that shit cause I do chopenhagen snuff it worked

[@catholiccrusader1914]

😂🤣 Holy moly Joe, you had me rolling on the floor laughing my a$$ off, you could have been a comedian.

[@matthewnickerson3991]

Can't believe I started watching this channel when it had 7,000 subs. Dude has come a long way.

[@michaelm9519]

KZbin algorithm

[@jackdempsey6349]

Same. I was watching ol Joe when he had a little under 100k.

[@aldovargas3520]

Was gonna skip to the middle just to hear the ten types but.. you're enthusiasm is fun to watch. Love APS

[@Amberlicous5568]

Speaking about fancy coffee drinkers I've known girls that will only drink coffee if they can put a cinnamon candy in it and a caramel candy in it with a pack of sugar and they saved their milk from breakfast lol

[@alfonsopadua1265]

Lol yes!!!!

[@longassrice8756]

Sounds good

[@mikegeorgius7589]

Aint drinkin too much m'fn coffee then huh???

[@guitargeorge1874]

Mmmm! Speaking of cinnamon, fireball liquor is a great additive to your coffee on a snowy winter day. Feet propped up next to the glowing embers and warm flames of the fireplace:)

[@mikegeorgius7589]

@@guitargeorge1874 dont get to many snowy days in Oakland here. But like they say " any excuse is a good excuse"...

[@davidbierowski2519]

Hey joe. I’ve wondered, just for my own curiosity, why it is that you’ve been able to stay out of trouble while I see friends of mine repeat offend. After a lot of thought, I think I have an answer. I think that along with your industriousness and other factors, I think mostly it’s because you’ve somehow been able to examine your own flaws, be real with yourself about them, and move on. That’s cool AF. With my people that get locked up, they never seem to change. Great channel man. Also reppin 757. Keep em coming.

[@sleepdepp]

I quit drinking coffee, wearing flip flops, eating pancakes, playing spades and dominoes, because it reminds me of jail. I even quit watching family feud and Jerry springer cuz I seen too many people beat up over them shows 😂

[@nickadz5490]

Same here i feel playing spades and rocking socks with flip flops is bad luck and feel am bout to get locked up

[@markmiller4503]

I agree, definitely the Jerry Springer..

[@ERSpro]

Oh hell no ain't giving up the coffee bruh... My first stint in county I was 19. I'm 30 now, and I've been hooked on coffee ever since. Thank God I haven't been back in a few years (for too long at least), but I'm a fiend for caffeine. I swear they put something in that keefe brand. I've never caught a caffeine buzz like that sense 🙅🙅☕☕🚽🚽😲😵😲😵

[@sleepdepp]

I'm not gonna lie.. The first time I had the urge to drink coffee out here, I went and bought instant coffee. Hahaha... *And Some habits I did bring home...* showering with my slides on. Drop one flush one method when I shiit (aka the courtesy flush)... Doing haircuts with a razor and comb... Blowing the extra water out of my toothbrush after I use it.... Writing letters lol..... I'm sure I'll Think of more later 😂

[@tigerstyle4505]

Facts 😂😂😂

[@MoistNuggeteer]

Damn, there's a pleather of comments down here.

[@rawhamburgerjoe]

A veritble placenta

[@ninasmithers1016]

To you both... 😆😅😂🤣

[@teriyakibeef0498]

Number 1: The coffee man

[@joshstansberry1249]

Number 15

[@13lack_Rose]

Burger King

[@Raygun222]

Foot Lettuce

[@lilyliao9521]

Placenta

[@garrysmith1029]

Two number 9s a number 9 large a number 6 with extra dip a numbrr 7 two numbers 45s one with cheese and a large soda

[@austinmcmullin6589]

The "coffee junkie" instantly made me think of the infamous coffee man

[@sleepdepp]

Them old heads. Like to get up early, bring out their 14 folders and 4 bibles and prison made pencil containers and sit in the middle of the day room, whine about watching the news.. And cross his legs fold his hands and slurp coffee allllll day! Blackest most stained cup u ever seen. Spoon sticking out, running band around the handle. Old stamps on his cup. His name, nickname, and # written all over the cup. (in case someone steals it 😂)

[@ERSpro]

HAHAHA real talk!! Neva goin back!!!

[@jessebalentine1009]

sleep depp vegas 😂😂😂

[@sleepdepp]

Like yall ain't ever seen EXACTLY what I described. Lol.. And btw help me on subs on my channel yall!

[@the5stacys]

That sounds better than my life!

[@wiifii5.071]

morning progam doggy thought u new

[@genewolf7097]

The Chess drinking coffee warriors, they only drink coffee during a game of chess

[@bradwhite225]

Plethora is the word you are looking for.

[@Shannonbarnesdr1]

LMAo these are the vids i love when you make the jokes, short character skits in between and silly rhymes , goofy, a little loud but funny as hell

[@MGTOWWARRIOR]

At this moment I'm Drinking some Coffee, and Smoking some Good Weed...

[@gfx2943]

Who cares? You? Oh ok.

[@dietv7619]

@@gfx2943 awkward

[@nickadz5490]

Same with a few 10mg valiums

[@chochamsprime]

@@nickadz5490 lose the barbs

[@Iburn247]

I'm drinking some good weed and smoking some coffee

[@gandalfranks]

Hi. Just came across your channel and must admit you've took me back in time. I've done a 14 year stretch in the UK but we was allowed to smoke so obviously the currency was tobacco or phone cards. I didn't have anyone outside that sent much so had to get my Hustle On. I have a gift with my hands I can make flowers specifically roses out of bread and I was dam good at it so much so that I'd often get into £50 £100 worth of debt each week and only get bacic wages of £2.50 and still have enough tobacco to last the week as well as coffee/tea sugar and have enough phone cards left to juggle some weed... Or whatever else would give me a buzz thank God for bread lol

[@animaegod5575]

More tuch um two times Tommy not 1 vid not 3 vid but 2 videos

[@mishabakunin4354]

Love your videos, fellow convict. Good stuff, triggers me a little but mostly entertains.

[@gracieelyse6181]

2:27 when you hit the acid to hard

[@bennymartin5374]

You don't hit acid, it hits you

[@kalyngriffin1518]

Great video Joe. I like tour sense of humor. Just Subscribed!

[@amysmosquito]

fancy-prisoner-joe is hilarious. i need some more of that. is there more of that?

[@guacamole9199]

Great video funny as hell!! Hense why I couldn't go 3min without leaving another comment. Good work!!

[@Amberlicous5568]

I've seen people actually give up their trays and other food commissary items just to binge on coffee 24/7 it's crazy

[@sleepdepp]

Yep. And trade all their indigent supplies!

[@Amberlicous5568]

@@sleepdepp Yo I got a pencil a postcard and some Bob Barker underwear 4x too big... Can I get a shot of coffee

[@ChipChurp]

@@Amberlicous5568 we used the cheese jalepeno bottles and would wash em out and fill em up in the morning with coffee

[@handyman2233]

Damn your 100% legit on these type of coffee drinkers. Made me laugh when u talked about droppin an atomic fireball in there. Brings back memories of the pen

[@nicholasjensen8907]

Hey Joe, First of all, straight up respect for all the good things you are doing in the community, helping people back on their feet and trying to steer the wayward from their paths to prison. I got a question for you, and I apologize if you've already addressed this in the past, back I'm a relatively new subscriber. I was wondering if you ever came into contact with anyone that really and totally lost touch with reality while locked up. The reason I ask is because a person I care about is serving a life sentence and every time s/he is on the phone, they always talk about being retried, or getting a new appeal, when we all know that s/he is all out of appeals. If you have come into contact with this, how do you think a person on the outside should treat this kind of behavior? Maybe thumbs up if anyone else is interested in this topic.

[@Vercingetorix.Rising]

This is a good question. I've seen it before. Same as the kids who are sentenced to life but everytime they get on the phone they tell you that they're coming home soon. I honestly think it's their way of keeping the faith. Holding out hope that reality isnt reality. Deep down they know the truth. they just arent ready on the surface to deal with it.

[@sambays5838]

LOL!!!! Excellent man and funny! You gotta revisit this. Coffee drinkers in prison pt 2! You ever seen the dudes who are new in jails and mix it all super thick in the bottom of a cup like paste? Yeah, eating it with a spoon like coffee ice cream. Crazy man. Peace!

[@AmateurSuperFan]

Dave's laugh is my FAVORITE part of this video

[@sbodkins]

OMG Joe!....This is THE Funniest video I have seen from ASP in a looooong time! Bravo...this was awesome!

[@RebeccaJayne5x5]

I love joe’s mispronunciations it is one of the reasons I love the channel, just one of joes little idiosyncrasies that make him watchable 😃

[@MickInOhio]

2:25 oh man I laughed hard! You're hilarious man keep up the good work on the videos 👍

[@DarthSmirnoff]

Under 4k views? I haven't been this early on a video since before Touch'em Two Times Tommy was only Touch'em One Times Tommy.

[@kentree2779]

8:56 YOU HAD ME DIEING BRUH! THE COFFEE JUNKIE WAS DEFINITELY THE TRUEST AND FUNNIEST

[@Life_RPG]

"You got a cup of coffee?" Yea. You don't though. *bongbongbongbongbong*

[@cepheusreficulmai2781]

You got turned out behind that coffee!!! Joe, Killin it with the classic lines.

[@shotgunsherman]

Lmfao the stuck up coffee guy was priceless

[@dsb7925]

loved his superior speak for the snooty coffee man😅

[@VeesFunkyAZZshop]

OMG this show is SO on point!! and absolutely hilarious!! love it thank you for creating this show. I am totally addicted to it.

[@stewartmeetball3417]

When I was locked up it was getting decent tea bags... I don't like coffee.. But even that was better than the jail teabags..

[@Animeaddictmb]

I just wanted to say you are sooo funny and positive I love your videos!! You proof that ppl can change and that not all ppl that go to jail are gonna reoffend you’re awesome man!!

[@average_adam_actually_awes1527]

Another great video joe keep it up bro.... content lately has been amazing. Do we get a danny update anytime soon?? #APSARMY #APS4LYFE

[@TheDebir]

Average_Adam_ Actually_Awesome h

[@average_adam_actually_awes1527]

@@TheDebir i?

[@fredericka.4939]

Yeah where’s Danny?!?! Dave is great but Danny is a trip too!!! Danny’s just learning how to function, and I’d like more updates!!!

[@amygunn6442]

I love it when you say, "zoom zooms and wham whams" !!!!😆😂🤣😜

[@amygunn6442]

@Child of God SILVERWOLF Huh? Who you calling doodoo?

[@lorensmith8861]

I'd gladly pay you Tuesday, for a cup of coffee today.

[@Realdealus2U]

Shout out to u for this ch. God bless u brotha i can relate to all it!!!

[@robertaswenson1192]

When I was down I was that dude on the yard with a hot cup of coffee but YOU NEVER TALKED ABOUT THE LET ME GET A LITTLE BIT OF YOUR COFFEE GUY HATE THEM GUYS LOL

[@cornholio8411]

You gonna finish that cup?

[@ronaldhawkins7219]

Love ur storys joe thanks again bro. Keep up the good work ur doing good bro.

[@Somebody-ct9zs]

Take a shot of coffee every time Joe says coffee

[@KMAllmond]

Cool video. Keep bringing the awesome content. *Dave's laugh is hilarious!*

[@pelinalwhitestrake1176]

Perhaps the funniest vid you’ve made 😂😂😂😂

[@Cb22075]

Man I freakin love ya Joe and Dave, for a pleather of reason but mainly just cuz yall are so real and down to earth 💚

[@dfw1fast143]

This episode brought to you by Joe drinking a cup of Joe. Apparently a lot because he on fire today.

[@Silvermink45]

Hey Joe! Yeah, I'm a Hendrix fan😆😆😆😆Anyway, that was hilarious content kid! I was laughing so hard I couldn't breathe!

[@fredericka.4939]

I was with a cellie who just skipped the WATER!!! Straight coffee JOE!!! I’m dead!!!

[@remusgel]

Only one guy on the internet can talk about drinking coffee for 25 minutes and make it enjoyable

[@rickyricardo357]

Hey real fast Man, where's the video on "card games while locked up" at? You know them games exclusively played while incarcerated? APS since day one!

[@shaneklair7224]

Hey Joe good stuff like always you have to let your people know the difference between jail commissary prisons.

[@topdawg2003]

Its noon and I have had 2 pots of coffee.....Im gonna die soon....Probly

[@Metalman200xdamnit]

You might want to slow down before your heart gives out,lok.

[@Shannonbarnesdr1]

'' i dont care about the fact you can bench-press a car, you crazy ! '' ''gossipin' like some women in a hair salon'' dude, im rollin' dead lmaoooo man, your analogies are hilarious !

[@nickandthor]

Hey got cuppa coffee lol

[@bostearns7083]

I've seen this video AT LEAST 5-6 times and it's still as funny as the first time I watched it!!! LOL

[@heartofgold79]

I'm not a coffee drinker.. don't like the taste and I can't handle the caffeine unfortantly...

[@MaryTheresa1986]

I don't like coffee either.

[@leonidaskotidis8039]

Depends on what kind of coffee you drinkkin

[@blunted429]

awesome i loved this coffee episode!

[@stevehorton6775]

Plethora joe plethora. I did enjoy placenta though I got a good laugh 😂

[@omaiwashinderu3812]

Well done joe this video made me laugh like 10 different times

[@steveworkman6500]

Joe you will find out what a placenta is when you have your first child😂

[@jewelhaines8842]

LOL 😆!! It's plethora!! 😆 You're funny 😄 ! Great video guys!! 💜 I was a coca cola classic addict " while locked up"! I paid my roommate to buy me a case of soda every week, and I would buy a case weekly too! I did always have coffee ☕ too! 🙂 Oh yea.. We had a coffee ☕ man 👨 type of prisoner.. Her name was Rhonda F.!! 😆

[@nicabla4682]

Wht kind of coffee drinker was u Joe

[@dietv7619]

Full blown coffee fiend.... Lmao

[@yodatagz]

He likes is coffee like is men tall, black and full bodied

[@killergreek55]

yodatagz gay

[@yodatagz]

Still fuckin nope sorry I don’t share mental disorder

[@killergreek55]

yodatagz you don’t have to be sorry it was gay

[@masonbone9456]

Congrats on 1 mil Joe!!!

[@MrNoSleepOSRS]

🔥

[@ranger4sho]

MrNoSleep watches APS. The more you know :D

[@cereal4835]

“Oh, she is thirteen. And I’ll be damned if she pregnant, too!” Best part of that whole video. I’m dying, Joe. 😂😂😂

[@Michaelisinachair]

this video brought to you by Monster Caffe.

[@BoneGangsta305]

Yo, funniest video I’ve seen on this channel in a while.

[@joshgray6424]

Two girls one cup One man one cup

[@rustyshackledab4472]

been diggin the content homie

[@emmestein]

I just can't stand the taste of coffee. I've tried my best to give it a chance, but the bitterness is overpowering. YUK!

[@jennlovesbert1094]

Tons of cream n sugar

[@craiggraham6440]

I love these vids they are awesome, keep it up Joe, keep it rocking :-)))

[@americansteele1174]

Whats going on wirh danny?

[@robertm.-certifieddaytrade4939]

Joe, your skit on the fancy type of kava drinker had me in stiches!!! SUPER FUNNY!!! Enjoy your time on the west coast. We will all be praying for you and your beautiful wife, praying a little Joe pops out in the world soon.....God Bless you.

[@camo_fisherman]

I like the t-shirt your wearing. Can ya get that off commissary?

[@DookyCarhop]

*ZOOM ZOOMS AND WAM WAMS*

[@goodnight4u]

The 13 and pregnant cutaway killed me x'D Keep it up Joe.

[@silox2000]

Thumbs up if you went to lookup the origins of 'wet behind the ears' during or after watching this video

[@garynorman1956]

Wet behind the ears mean to be green. Now placenta is what you are talking about..

[@barkstheman]

Enjoying the pleather of your videos, Joe!

[@dannytonnessen6896]

There’s a placenta of reasons why guys drink coffee...🤭 😆😂🤣 🤦‍♀️🤗😂

[@Tbone1492]

Que Te Pica Joe? Jajaja Ay Carajo! They literally called me 'Colombian Coffee' in Sing Sing! ☕😅😅

[@michellesmall1018]

OMG I can't stop laughing, I luv this video, shit hella funny... sounds like hustlers/crack heads... keep killin it babe😂

[@DevotedDisciple-x]

Hey Joe! I can't remember if you've done this but how about top prison urban legends?

[@wiifii5.071]

JOES FUNNIER THAN KEVIN HART LIKE IF U AGREE

[@michaelfox933]

Im glad you broke your old mold of drugs and in/out of prison....i was basically doing a life bid but in little instalments..a few bullets(1 year) here and there. A statebid...and many parole violations...just drugs and prison everyday! My last year of prison...last shot of heroin 2012...i love my coffee free! Keep up the videos!

[@josephhink8350]

Yo joe its crazy seeing the keefe yellow bag....for some reason arizona doc took the yellow bag ..that columbian good good off the bubble sheet. Too strong they say...yet you can get foldgers on secure packs. Senseless doc . brought back some memories seeing the bag tho!!!! Lol

[@-_Bull_]

Great video Joe!