Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. with absolutely no context

I didn't edit this because it would take away from the no context thing and tbh it's funny without
Should I maybe do a part 2?

[@captainshield616]

I feel like anything Hunter says works without context.

[@craytherlaygaming2852]

Join shield, travel to exotic exciting places, meet new interesting people... And Kill Them

[@captainshield616]

Craytherlaygaming Haha, I love that line.

[@craytherlaygaming2852]

@@captainshield616 One of if not the best line, Hunter's existence requires context

[@rawadbarashi5516]

Agreed

[@sophiehinchman6649]

“Inter species relationships don’t work, me being a human and her being a demonic hell beast”

[@Anduron_Lazul]

I think my favorite part of the whole series was back in Season 1. "Get ready for a large file transfer." "How large?" *[filing cabinet is thrown out the window]*

[@Karas540]

Yeah that was hilarious

[@spdcrzy]

So...actually a really SMALL file transfer, all things considered. XD

[@HannahMcInroy]

I forgot about this 😂😂

[@connormurphy1774]

Yep

[@JeroenDStout]

That really is one of my favourite jokes of television. It just runs so perfectly.

[@isaacazocar3155]

"I was a fat baby" "You know this is like a religious painting, right?" It cracks me up everytime.

[@maximumjenius8733]

It could have just ended on "I was a fat baby" though.

[@asiri3D]

@Leela Gilbert-Gokhale sorry but no he do infact say ''I''

[@cosmonaut5509]

Lance is always a win

[@alanajonick]

1:31 “See this? This is water” “Wow. So impressed”

[@LibbyLou123444]

RainbowMinion what episode is that

[@Theycallmethek3]

@@LibbyLou123444 near the end of the 1st half of season 4

[@cazbro6543]

This one had me lmao

[@smudgusinterruptus2246]

kaya sawyer its inferno dynamics in season 4, I believe. Robbie is a sassy bitch sometimes.

[@GoofyGooberMars]

Love Robbie's sass 😂😂

[@danikline]

"I'll have you so deep in horse manure, son, you'll need a damn snorkel" that escalated quickly 😂

[@bensenzo]

The funny thing is, it's EXACTLY the kind of thing Talbot would say

[@jackofsometrades9208]

I just got to this point in the video as I read this comment

[@ohifonlyx33]

followed by "we just had the bathrooms retiled"

[@Hamz_]

"Go big!" ... "Not that big"..

[@luka.mybeloved]

“See this? This is water.” “Wow. So impressed”

[@kyliecarr4290]

“well deke, we just wanted pie” 😂

[@SeanWheeler100]

Deke happens to be pronounced like Dic Entertainment, which can be easily mispronounced as...

[@kaycad9605]

Best way to start after a cliffhanger

[@Daboss-kq3jm]

@@SeanWheeler100 dick

[@gIaciate]

I make my own soap now

[@uniformbanjo7402]

The soap made me do it

[@EyeofZai]

"did two fire dudes just drop into a warehouse full of fireworks?" "you had to see that coming"

[@craytherlaygaming2852]

One of the best scenes

[@insecdroid]

I love that joke

[@skkennell5904]

"Lets all keep our heads" 2 seconds later *cuts a man's throat and bashes the other guys head in with the case*

[@tedmoise1398]

Am I the only one that thinks that scene needs no context?

[@craytherlaygaming2852]

I mean.... Dads am i right?

[@shawnsouth327]

Ted Moise it didn’t have context until the next episode lol

[@miastefan9905]

I like how completely silent it was otherwise, and how Whitehall and bakshi just watched

[@abaddon5759]

Keep calm and slit thoats and bash heads.

[@trystakaelyn4789]

I love how casually Daisy’s father just kills a guy

[@craytherlaygaming2852]

Yeah Daisy didn't exactly have a normal family did she her father was a Crazy murderous doctor and her mother was a psychotic Vampire chick

[@samwortham2385]

@@craytherlaygaming2852 Hey her dad wasn't crazy, he was just in love with the psychotic Vampire chick.

[@craytherlaygaming2852]

@@samwortham2385 shhhhhhhhhhhh but yeah... good dad... bad wife

[@SardonicJosh]

@@samwortham2385 spoiler alert?

[@samwortham2385]

@@SardonicJosh I think it's a bit late for that, considering AoS is already long over and that was revealed in the second season. If you're watching this, you've accepted spoilers.

[@meaganwhite7201]

Crying XD Some honorable mentions: "Geese? I have zero geese. We are goose-free." "Dolla bills yall" "That is the coolest story I've ever heard. And I'm the same age as my grandparents" "I think it's a lil poop with knifes sticking out of it" "You never had time for us! But you made time for your work! And your pROsTituTEs!" "The true you just ripped my heart out with hER BONE KNIFE"

[@mimisafiya4880]

Meagan White what episode was the 3rd one again? I remember him saying it but I can’t remember when.

[@meaganwhite7201]

@@mimisafiya4880 it's toward the beginning of 5x21😊

[@meaganwhite7201]

whoops i forgot one talbot, at coulson "you know you die more than anybody I've ever met" (from 5x16)

[@edwardmeyers4466]

😂😂😂

[@39killi]

This is hilarious, where’s the prostitutes one from again?

[@bensenzo]

Talbot, season 3: "Rasta Hulk is your husband?" Talbot, season 5: "Crossfit Tinkerbell is your daughter?"

[@craytherlaygaming2852]

Talbot is always good for family related context jokes

[@Marios.moves.]

I made a photo edit of a pic of talbot and the general's daughter+mays ex husband with those quotes....they sit right above meh bed

[@notaseat5934]

Swaysy Daisy always tickled me too

[@automobile4139]

Eli: makes water Robbie: wOw I’m sO imPrEsseD

[@paulanonuevo9056]

That's some MCU level sass 🤣

[@oliviak2263]

@@paulanonuevo9056 omg. lmao. it is too

[@asermpoyi4357]

The confidence with which he delivered the line: “don’t worry, I make my own soap now” absolutely perfect 😂

[@asweare2346]

daisy, simmons, all those giraffes.🦒

[@aznbreakerboi51o]

“You know I don’t like you, right?”

[@ishimishi1164]

people:hey new seasons of games of thrones is out! me:ever heard of agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. ?

[@GoofyGooberMars]

My contribution agents of shield >>> game of thrones

[@CedricBassman]

And unlike GoT the last Season of AoS doesn't totally suck ass.

[@GIJoeFan97]

@@GoofyGooberMars Agents of SHIELD >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> whatever the fuck Marvel is doing right now [except for Spider-Man NWH, Guardians 3, and possibly Deadpool & Wolverine].

[@NO-io1hj]

“Is a nasty place absence of any basic strap of decency”. “Someone just described Florida” 😂 😂

[@LunaTheDragonSlinger]

One of the best quotes

[@JJCgaming777]

3:05 daisy's like " hold on a minute , let's see where he's going with this one "

[@fast.f1ves]

Hunter: * breathes * May: “You know I don’t like you right?” My favorite scene of the entire series 😂😂😂

[@nav7863]

"daisy,simmons, all those giraffes...." lmao gets me everytime

[@existingtm]

1:37 This line always gets me. The delivery is perfect.

[@luxfyre]

Random Kree: "Who are you?" Enoch: "I am a kree. As I have always been, brother." Random Kree: "Do you know where you're going. People don't come back from..." [Enoch shoots Random Kree] Enoch: "I AM NOT A PERSON."

[@MAXHALO369]

Enoch was the best

[@yehudisfriedman8459]

“As I have always been-“ the line garrunteed to make any aos fan emotional

[@potatoking5386]

😂😂 Since I’ve watched every episode 27 times, I know exactly the context behind these

[@TestarossaF110]

same...

[@felixfelixis2213]

Thingarang everything written in the internet is true.

[@kaycad9605]

Why couldn’t we have done something useful with that time

[@Mtab2260]

I’ve only watched it all once. Granted that was less than a week ago, still only once.

[@chardechada8886]

"They took my puppy"

[@Elensila2718]

I love when Mack is funny, because for some reason, no matter how many times he is hilarious, it always throws me by surprise when he does it!

[@VintageInkBlot]

Agents of Shield is such a well crafted and plotted show that I sometimes forget how crazy and hilarious it is too. I just died laughing. I forgot about half of these.

[@JohnDiggle21]

"You see this, this is water" Well damn you learn something new everyday

[@elizeholyoake7894]

"Let's all calm down!" Proceeds to STaB

[@soundbox7680]

“Well somebody just described Florida” HOW THE FU** DID I NOT CATCH THAT

[@CRISTAWProductions]

"You see this? This is water..." "Wow, I'm so impressed." 1:31

[@manyagoyal3835]

4:13 This woman is one of the smartest people in the show (probably the whole MCU). She's amazing and hilarious. 😂😂😂

[@ICP96]

As someone who has watched AOS all the way through, that just makes all this more funny somehow.

[@introvert_dino7377]

This is art. This is majestic.

[@CaptHayfever]

This is water.

[@introvert_dino7377]

@@CaptHayfever wow, I'm so impressed.

[@colbyuwu4678]

"Someone just described Florida" So true XD

[@craytherlaygaming2852]

Florida Man would like a word with you.... Naked.... On his Crocodile, With, his Crocodile

[@colbyuwu4678]

@@craytherlaygaming2852 I shall pass good sir...

[@craytherlaygaming2852]

@@colbyuwu4678 Too late.... He's busted in your house and is now moonwalking on his Croc

[@colbyuwu4678]

@@craytherlaygaming2852 Please no...

[@craytherlaygaming2852]

@@colbyuwu4678 Im only informing you of the situation, I am not Florida man, I mean, i don't live there so i cant be him

[@igorgomez1728]

I love that the hydra soap was mentiond in WandaVision lol

[@Sw33tdropzz]

I never knew AOS was this funny without context I-

[@miastefan9905]

1:33 "This is water." "Wow" That's literally my sixth grade science class in a nutshell

[@FutureBrideOfLiam]

...”all those giraffes”...

[@kittyplayz1480]

But... BUT I HAVE CONTEXT FOR ALL OF THESE Imma send this to my friends who don't watch this show.

[@ughhfitz3854]

Omg do it 😂

[@kittyplayz1480]

@@ughhfitz3854 I already did. I'm waiting for them to ask "What the actual fuck is this bull?"

[@jossiem1625]

@@kittyplayz1480 lol 😂 please tell us if they answer!!

[@greenwaldian]

And..?

[@jareththegoblinking3191]

I doubt my brothers team in the military has this load of humor

[@ninacceptable2410]

Random guy: Let's just stay calm 2 seconds later: Proceeds to kill everybody.

[@ninacceptable2410]

@mørkz tbh I haven't watched much of Agents Of Shield 😂

[@bensenzo]

@@ninacceptable2410 Watch it It's really good

[@craytherlaygaming2852]

I mean.... basically Daisy's dad in a fucking nutshell

[@sqiudy-catmedland1421]

@@craytherlaygaming2852 yep

[@lucydrexel3073]

tbh, in the first clip, when I actually watched it I was really confused because there really never was context at that part, even in the real episode.

[@feathertails]

"someone just described flordia' hey! its true but... hey!

[@marveluosunderscoregal]

Piper and Davis were so chaotic I wish they had more screen time since the first seasons

[@brianthiebold]

What are tacos? What the hell kinda future is this?

[@importAntiGravity]

You missed the scene where Coulson says "Cauliflower isn't great"

[@eddiewang5241]

I love how Whitehall and bakshi just watched calmly as daisys dad killed 2 agents

[@alexbloedow372]

This is water is funny with context. This should also have Talbot: “Welcome to the neighborhood” and door opens with no hands

[@MLA-Productions-]

I love how calmly cal beat the crap out of those hydra guards. And the fact that there was no music made it even more enjoyable lol

[@ohifonlyx33]

Behold: A Serious Show about Serious Things™ ...Context doesn't help tbh. suggestion/request for part 2: "we are goose free." and "cool origin story bro"

[@craytherlaygaming2852]

1:45 Jemma's face be like "Thats a very oddly specific thing not to like Fitz"

[@bigfatcarp93]

*I am a Kree... as I have always been, brother.*

[@bensenzo]

Why're you taking bold action?

[@adrianhernandez9554]

the lack of music in that scene of cal beating the crap out of those agents just makes it that much better

[@drewkelly3622]

"LOOK ITS WATER" Robbie: "Wow I'm so impressed" Idk why but i laughed so HARD at that😂😂😂😂

[@Sarah-ib7gk]

“Well Deke, we just wanted PIE” 😂😂😂

[@colbyuwu4678]

Unfortunately I can't fully enjoy the confusion as I've seen AOS like 5 times now and I get all the context XD RIP

[@sethrothz]

I have no context on the last few because I haven't seen season 6, I'm thankful to still have agents of shield content to look forward to aside from season 7

[@TestarossaF110]

WHAT THE .... ARE YOU DOING HERE?!!! WATCH IT!!! NOW!!!! (i mean, not an order, but it is smart...)

[@sethrothz]

@@TestarossaF110 It's not on DVD yet! I can't!!! :(

[@jesusmora9379]

@@TestarossaF110 it is not on netflix either

[@EnderMon]

jesus mora it is though

[@jesusmora9379]

@@EnderMon not in my region, there's only up to the graviton season.

[@ismael1235100]

*Absolutely hilarious*

[@GuinZervaas]

Do a part 2

[@trrt2719]

I can’t believe you didn’t put in they identify as my grandparents

[@jossiem1625]

I love that one but I also find it to be a spoiler so I hope people don't add that one

[@arandomgirl306]

"Daisy, simmons, and all those giraffes." Also they picked the perfect name for Deke

[@UacnDinoo]

"as I've always been" damn this hits different now

[@braydenlopes3362]

WE JUST WANTED PIE

[@sir_anonymous6983]

eli:see this this is water robie:wow i'm so impressed lmao

[@lucydrexel3073]

0:35 I just realized how weird this is out of context 😂

[@insecdroid]

1:22 One if my favorite lines from the show.

[@blackwidow746]

At this point I can quote every clip and it's like a singalong

[@feathertails]

This is my new favorite video on the internet

[@RekaCath]

You didn't even include the 'Calm down everyone' from high Daisy I'm dissapointed

[@noonessoulmate]

"See this? This is _water_ 💧" "Wow. So impressed. 🙄"

[@craytherlaygaming2852]

Daisy's Father:"Let us all Keep our heads" *Proceeds to kill 3 Hydra agents in the same room*

[@erlimuu135]

0:17 Ughh Fitz

[@uniformbanjo7402]

“The planet kitzen is a nasty place it lacks any sense if decency” “Someone just described Florida”

[@savannah7255]

“This is water” “Wow, I’m so impressed”

[@alittleantidote5852]

HAHAHAHAHA This is gold

[@emilyogilvie-fiacco5576]

pleasee make a protective fitzsimmons compilation video🥺🥺 simmons protecting fitz and fitz protecting simmons bc they’re too precious for each other

[@lilarodriguez9950]

Honorable mention "OK thank you nerd herd"

[@KS-qs6xw]

I was waiting for WE ARE SO STUPID! from when Colson was piloting the ship from the lighthouse.

[@Nate9-9]

Videos like this don't do much for me when I've seen the show too much and already know the context to pretty much all these scenes.

[@avie828]

FFS PLEASE DO A PART 2

[@NO-io1hj]

“They took my puppy”. 😂 😂 how funny

[@lidianepeixoto9431]

im gonna miss this show so much

[@fern__]

“Lets all stay calm” *Stabs someone*

[@atmatthew9699]

That scene Enoch disguising as a Kree always gets me

[@craytherlaygaming2852]

1:23 honestly one of my favorite scenes

[@jalda2791]

See this this is water

[@starlord7027]

Favorite scene of the whole show? Daisy and Simmons being high

[@whimmie]

thanks now i have more content to shove in my friends faces to get them to watch aos, this being the pinnacle of it all

[@moiram8943]

2:33 hits different after 7x09

[@NicShalaty]

Their safeword is Landscaping?😂😂 that was hilarious

[@secondjulia]

Don't worry. I'm clear. I MAKE MY OWN SOAP NOW. God, I miss Coulson.

[@darkknight3251]

This channel is love. All thanks to this lovely KZbinr.

[@schylarmckenzie13]

I usually put an Agents of Shield quote on my letter board. This is great inspiration. Last time it was ‘ I make my own soap now’

[@topfragpotato6037]

That water was quite impressive

[@Dr.PicklePh.D.]

It's been a while since I've watched AoS, so I'm in prime condition to enjoy this video. All the benefits of knowing the context with all the benefits of not remembering any of what exactly the heck happened. XD

[@A7Nox]

See this is water Wow so impressed 🤣😂😂

[@TheGoldenGoddess616]

"What did they do to you man?" "They took my puppy." 🤣🤣 Anything in aos said with or without context is hilarious

[@jeanneleboeuf783]

"You see this? This is WATER" (So impressed)😂